Prepper’s Paradise!!!

As you rush to the Costco I say don’t hold your breath
You’ll find on every isle that there really aint nothin left
But I've been hoarding and prepping so long,
That all my neighbors used to say mind was gone.
What ever the disaster man I got it covered
You thought pandemics and earthquakes and war was unheard of
I used to be the guy you're mocking but now were talking
I'm a wise man who built his house on the rock.
Hate to say I told you so but I gotta gloat
Always knew it for myself, you thought it was a joke: fool
Used to call me names now I’m the guy you want be like
Took a month of Tae Kwan Do so I'm ready for a street fight.
Made fun of most my life now I’m in a Prepper's Paradise
Thought I was wrong so you rolled the dice, but I'm in a Prepper's Paradise
Why you need all that beans and rice: man I’m in a Prepper's Paradise
Said I was weird now you want advice, liven in a Prepper's Paradise
The liberal agenda they been defending
Is communism 2.0 and you know that I'm right
So you gotta watch out for the Chem trails
To much fluoride in the water got you lookin pale.
I am educated man all my money is mine
No college in my hand but there's a blog from a guy
Who's a deep state gangster, alerts me from danger
Says the media lies which does arouse my anger; fool
Fear is something that I keep locked away
By overpreperation man what can I say.
Got 23 guns now, tomorrow I'll have 24
The way things are going I'll need more.
Tell me why were they so blind to see
That there would be a run on all the TP
Made fun of most my life now I’m in a Prepper's Paradise
Thought I was wrong so you rolled the dice, but I'm in a Prepper's Paradise
Why you need all that beans and rice: man I’m in a Prepper's Paradise
Said I was weird now you want advice, liven in a Prepper's Paradise
Use gold for all my money
Solar for my power
Ration all my food
So it don’t get devoured
Everyone is crazy and so I'm alway lookin
I don’t label all my cans so I don’t know what’s cooking.
The man is gonna burn, they brainwashing trying to teach me
But if I’m off the grid, then they never reach me.
I hope they can’t, don’t say they won’t.
They're right out front! I'm paranoid and also out of wheat fool.
Made fun of most my life now I’m in a Prepper's Paradise
Thought I was wrong so you rolled the dice, but I'm in a Prepper's Paradise
Why you need all that beans and rice: man I’m in a Prepper's Paradise
Said I was weird now you want advice, liven in a Prepper's Paradise

[@cinaannie7338]

DUDE! I LOVE YOU! 🤣🤣🤣 AND YOU HAVE THE MOST AWESOMEST VOICE! OH MY GOSH!!!! YOU ARE GONNA GO SOMEWHERE WITH THIS!!! I've got to show my husband and family! This video is so MEEEEE!!!! I'm an old Mormon and was raised to store food and supplies! You are so cute and funny! I bet you're a good daddy! Lol! Right down to the making fun of verse! And the camper! Lol! 🤣🤣🤣 AND THE SWEATS!!! 😅😂🤣

[@Shawnpzum77]

Cina Annie , WOW! what a wonderful complement to wake up to. I’m really happy you enjoyed the video!

[@curtpieratt4235]

My fellow preppers, this is our anthem for when 2020 gets even worse

[@Shawnpzum77]

you weren't wrong.

[@TalathDirnenPrepper]

I am a prepper and this is the greatest funniest parody in the world! Eat your heart out Weird Al! 😎

[@Shawnpzum77]

Wow, thanks!

[@1992bacardiblack]

Great Job, great song! Greetings from Germany

[@Hi_hs]

First seen on Facebook now found this youtube page its best preppers song !

[@Shawnpzum77]

Thanks! I’m glad you like it!

[@frankflores1045]

Pure genius!!!! And extra funny cause I used to see Coolio all the time back when his ex lived next door to my mom. He'd always be parked out front smokin a blunt waitin to pick up his kids.

[@Shawnpzum77]

Thats crazy! thanks man!

[@kelseylantz1989]

Well done 🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

[@beaker1969m]

By far the coolest guy on the internet. You´re so right! All the critical voices over the years and now they line up to get advise. I love your humor. Good prepping and greetings from Sweden!

[@Shawnpzum77]

dude, I’m glad you enjoyed the song. It’s cool that it reached you all the way in Sweden!

[@cinaannie7338]

LOL?! We NEED this to go world WIDE! 😂 Shaun? I have a feeling this video is going to shoot out like a rocket when it is "time". MARK MY WORDS! 🙏😊☝️

[@beaker1969m]

Absolute agree on that. Shawn, just make sure that your monetization of the channel is ready before a video gets viral ;)

[@waylandyutani7106]

I love the parody, but above all the mountains in your background are amazing!

[@cinaannie7338]

Northern Utah.

[@janicehammersmith4728]

You are my son's twin....except his heard had more gray... Loved it!

[@Shawnpzum77]

You son sounds like a good looking guy!

[@cinaannie7338]

​@@Shawnpzum77🤣🤣🤣

[@SinistralRifleman]

Well done with the right amount of self aware humor

[@janelledunnable]

This made my day! I don't laugh much but this one has me rolling.

[@shammone3333]

So good man

[@feralbeliever4248]

When I clicked on this link, I figured I would click off it after about 10 seconds...just like all the rest of the cheezy videos people make. I was wrong. I watched every second of it and even found myself commenting. Great video. Your boys are badasses. Peace, strength, and luck to you in the future!

[@williamdowdy8846]

You have got to keep on doing this.

[@BENNY__RAMZAM]

I love it

[@Aerindelprime]

I've seen this about ten times and still love it.

[@cinaannie7338]

I listen to it EVERY time I go to the shower house and have it on loop?! 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ (I'm living in a camper at a wildlife RV camp until our house is built.)

[@toghead748]

Hilarious! Well done. I hope you gathered up that toilet paper. You're gonna need it.

[@Shawnpzum77]

I did!

[@FrankWhite-uc6gt]

This is excellent!

[@cinaannie7338]

Shaun? THIS is my favorite song! I never heard the Coolio song words until after I heard your video because I don't listen to rap music. This is so "catchy"! I'm going to send this to all of my Mormon family and friends and I am going to try and get this out there for you. It has been a few years since I first heard this and ever since then, you've been in my mind because there is so much TRUTH to the content in this video! May our Heavenly Father continue to bless you in your career... And may your family stay blessed and safe thru these troubling times as well. 🙏

[@Shawnpzum77]

hey, thank you so much for the kind comment! I’m so glad you enjoyed this!

[@d87700]

And also I’m out of weed fool😂😂😂😂😂 did he rlly say that hahahahaha I’m weaaak

[@juliedacus7209]

wheat

[@cinaannie7338]

No... Silly?! He said "OUT OF WHEAT" LOL?! In reference to food storage. Man, Shawn... Someone has to be out here defending your ethics! Lol! 😁😉

[@Михаил-к6з9е]

Good job !)))

[@asbestosisathing5997]

What was that, the view count is 3,800 not 3.8M? This video needs more views.

[@typicalskateboarder3295]

It's Early, hopefully it does.

[@MrsDesireeSanchez]

Still love this video! And so jealous of your set up

[@sparkyplays9029]

Great job! Love this!

[@RooftopKY]

What makes this funny is that it's a song about me. Lol

[@The_RealShayla]

it's now a tradition i have to listen to this song everyday now to stay motivated! i love it.

[@Shawnpzum77]

I love keeping people motivated. Thanks for the kind comment.!

[@aprilwilson2053]

This is my fatherinlaw bahahaha. Thank you for sharing

[@Tom-qx5nl]

Excellent! True to a word! Well done!

[@Shawnpzum77]

Glad you liked it!

[@kelseylantz1989]

How does this only have 15k views this is awesome 😂😂😂

[@cinaannie7338]

Kelsey? When the time is right, it is going to take OFF! 😊

[@Hannah-i3e]

Keeping it REAL!!!

[@aaronraw]

LOVE

[@idkmane9645]

Legend

[@rickhall1027]

You should get a Grammy for this

[@Shawnpzum77]

I Agree!!!!!

[@markv713]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@michaelanderson1212]

Fantastic!

[@Shawnpzum77]

Many thanks!

[@williamgates2567]

Wise words

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Truth! 👍

[@newstart49]

THAT just happened!

[@WildcatTofu]

It is going to take a long long time to get rid of the music out of my head.

[@The_RealShayla]

i love it!! ian starting my own prepper group an wish i had a song like this i could use as an intro for it lol

[@cinaannie7338]

USE IT! I am almost SURE he wouldn't mind if you give him his props! This man is a Mormon from Utah. He is a very talented guy. He probably would appreciate you getting video out there for him. 🙏😁😉🤷🏻‍♀️

[@The_RealShayla]

@@cinaannie7338 he is amazing!

[@Shawnpzum77]

you totally have my blessing!

[@The_RealShayla]

Very talented indeed.i love meeting like minded souls on my journey of prepping.

[@HMZ-o6j]

Best video ever

[@brennakerb4778]

Ayyyyee that’s my uncle👏👌

[@Shawnpzum77]

Brenna Kerb hey!!!! That’s my niece!!!

[@KUTV2News]

May 2News have your consent to share your video on KUTV.com?

[@Shawnpzum77]

You 100% have my consent!

[@Shawnpzum77]

You could also share it from my Facebook page as well. facebook.com/1347924792/posts/10222091292455161/?d=n

[@MoaDiarys]

This was so funny

[@PREVIOUSLYUNKNOWN]

Dope.

[@ElPrepperLibertario]

😂😂 10/10

[@TheDiscriminatingGamer]

First Rate!

[@northernlights9423]

I hope you didn't waste that toilet paper that you threw in the air!

[@Shawnpzum77]

We saved every last square…Im not crazy.

[@hogannull7022]

"communism 2.0". Seriously? Do you not know what a dictionary is? Otherwise, kinda entertaining.

[@penguin180]

The liberals do push communism and socialism so he's not wrong

[@cinaannie7338]

This guy is 100% absolutely ACCURATE! THIS IS COMMUNISM 2.0 someTIMES what you hear is reference to another form of what you find in a dictionary. Do the deep dive in this one. God bless. 🙏

[@blakemuller7969]

Lame af.

[@wastelandgentleman]

Blake Muller alright you do better

[@aaronraw]

Cool. Thanks for stopping by.