What if DOOM Guy Talked (more) in DOOM Eternal? (Parody) - Part 1

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Wondering what the Demon says... Has anyone tried subtitles? ;-P

[@georgetulipana8136]

doing that now

[@Heca-2-ton-cheires]

And now I have to watch this entire video again

[@RomLoneWolf23]

I did that just to see if the subtitles would be garbled too. Glad I checked!

[@Fantabolous89th]

I thought it was backwards but the way you talk I couldn't discern it. Missy Elliott music taught me how recognize it. Captions yes!

[@lupenngrimpaw936]

That was literally the first thing on my mind. Thank you kind sir for answering my question as to what the heck he was saying in demon tongue.

[@seasonal_flu328]

Imagine Doomguy actually talked like this but his mic was muted?

[@anthonyglaude4615]

The server muted him

[@darkignis6990]

The Wretch got a bit tired of him constantly screaming rip and tear

[@memedealer2018]

I like to think most of the time he's screaming profanity and death threats with the occasional badass oneliner Based on what very little he said in the game I'm guessing he would be very sadistic,taking pleasure in the death of demons with little regard for anything else,so a possible line may be "such a stupid little demon aren't you..? You look so much better cut in half~"

[@cameraman4549]

Yo you have half of 666 likes currently-

[@seasonal_flu328]

Torq Ass Smasher Yes

[@Jayboe1123]

Deag Nilox: *"YOU!"* Doomguy: "Me."

[@VikiSLevine]

That's not deag grav. Deag grav is the bald one and the last hell priest. The one doomguy blows off with his ssg.

[@Jayboe1123]

@@VikiSLevine Oh yeah sorry! That's my bad.

[@supersayin8622]

ME, MEMEMEMEME ME!

[@VikiSLevine]

Jayboe14 Ummm... hey. Sorry to be the correction police here again but I don’t think that’s deag ranak either. Deag Ranak is 2nd hell priest who’s head gets sliced off by doomguy’s blade after killing the 3 doom hunters.

[@Jayboe1123]

@@VikiSLevine I'm an absolute idiot

[@arcanefury3666]

Weirdly enough this is the second, "This isn't a hell-scape ravaged by Demons, this is Detroit," joke I've heard today

[@drewbeauchesne1116]

Arcane Fury what was the first?!?!

[@arcanefury3666]

@@drewbeauchesne1116 I got recommended a 30 min montage of Doom and the guy made the exact same joke

[@dv3050]

Yeah zanny made the same joke

[@Major_Arachnid_1]

There was also a video about dooms bosses that made that joke

[@legendaryt-fox658]

Zanny made a detroit joke and the russian badger made a mike wazowski is cacodemon joke.

[@Crystal_Latte_Arts]

“Can you tell me where I can find toilet paper?” Yeah that’s a mood

[@Ribbons0121R121]

no thats just everyone rn

[@dragonriderabens9761]

*slices a zombie in half* “There we go stressed relieved!” Me: well, you’re not wrong. Hard to be stressed when you’re DEAD

[@PressStartToLaugh]

This.

[@missmillion3864]

@@PressStartToLaugh Is.

[@tecnosfalling7619]

@@missmillion3864 Art.

[@xlawxc]

I think he was talking about his own stress.

[@legendaryt-fox658]

@@xlawxc Works both ways

[@TheBassManBoy]

Doom 2016: Doomguy gets stuck in Bed Bath and Beyond Doom Eternal: Doomguy goes shopping I'm sensing a trend

[@missmillion3864]

And I heard a Walmart joke. What's next, the demons invade a giant IKEA?

[@PressStartToLaugh]

He'd spend the whole day looking at cellphones.

[@missmillion3864]

@@PressStartToLaugh Because that's all he could see, he got lost. IKEAs in a nutshell question mark?

[@HolyWarriorFury]

Ngl I misread Bed as Blood.. .Blood Bath and Beyond lmao

[@reaper4632]

Ironic thing is he has to go back to bed bath and beyond

[@ghosty1264]

DOOMSlayer: checks Doom blade Press start to laugh: Ok my arm fist stabby thingy

[@missmillion3864]

You mean my atm blender?

[@Garry503]

You mean my predator gauntlet.

[@ghosty1264]

@@Garry503 you mean my butter knife of pain

[@adamgray1753]

You mean my Implementation of Murder, Death, Kill, @@ghosty1264?

[@ghosty1264]

@@adamgray1753 You mean my 9 string, chain saw, crucible guitar?

[@clash_blazr5095]

Best one liner for cocking a shotgun: "Let's go shopping"

[@gunmasterx1164]

Basically what I do when I go shopping during the pandemic

[@Stormfire1777]

“Shop smart, shop S-MART”

[@VikiSLevine]

While many people think of doomguy as this big badass guy who just wants to rip n tear demons for a living, this version of doomguy is much more better honestly. Calm, chilled, slacking off, killing is just like another walk in the park, not to mention he misreads every situation and doesn't know what the HECK is going on. He just kills along and progresses throughout the game just winning every single time not noticing it. I love this version of doomguy and I always imagine him like this. Nice work! Keep it up.

[@Tris289]

And it's all because of what they did to daisy, his pet rabbit Rumor has it, he carries daisy's foot with him to this day.

[@austinkuchar7125]

George _ it’s not a rumor

[@VikiSLevine]

@@austinkuchar7125 Poor little bunny.

[@oddgbmo3036]

But, that's basically saitama

[@vpaulocesar3030]

Same tbh I think he's still pretty badass like that, but this doomguy is more accidentally being a badass

[@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792]

“I’m currently dealing with Hell’s wrath, how much worse can Heaven’s be?” Weeeellll...

[@austinferguson8002]

😆 Hell's wrath was created by God in Heaven a.k.a.. God's wrath. So one can only imagine what the wrath of Heaven is like!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

not much really, just some crawlers form halo 4 except they can float and explode into resources on headshot

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

*omnipotence has entered the chat*

[@thegoldenbro78]

"Let's go shopping" I hit that Sub botton so hard it confused me for it's high school bully,I said sorry

[@anarchomando7707]

@@austinferguson8002 if Bayonetta has taught me everything that's not even close to accurate

[@MistahFox]

"Did I just neuter a demon?" "i hope so..." the true successor to Freeman's mind

[@anthonywhite4656]

Slayer's mind lol

[@Tigron101]

YES

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

Slayer's _wrath_

[@mitchellneu]

"LET'S GO SHOPPING." is now officially Doomguy's catchphrase when cocking his shotgun. Edit: best reaction to the Super Shotgun EVER. Can't wait for Part 2! Keep up the awesome work!

[@lupenngrimpaw936]

I second this notion!

[@bunnykun5836]

@@lupenngrimpaw936 I third this notion!

[@captainginyu2310]

Fourthed

[@omnimon2230]

Fifthed

[@drakewolf1382]

Sixthed!

[@doomedgundam6684]

King Novak: They are no longer your people to save... DoomGuy: That maybe but what you don't- and he's gone.

[@FederationThunderbolt]

Doom Slayer: Rude

[@mechasaurus]

Doom Slayer: (activates portal) I wonder if this thing can play Animal Crossing?"

[@missmillion3864]

*Isabelle walks through* everyone: OH MY GOD OKAY IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM

[@RoccoSocko]

Mr Mayor walks through Everyone:Stay Calm Its Finally happening

[@bonniefazman9065]

@@missmillion3864 STAY @#$&ING CALM!!!!!

[@SevenBendy]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA “INHALES” *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@HauntingDemon]

I thought I was having a stroke irl when I heard the revenant talking.

[@hewhogoesevenfurtherbeyond9296]

It's an audio filter making him speak backwards

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

@@hewhogoesevenfurtherbeyond9296 yeah, we know that

[@primusstar5995]

What is he saying though? Anyone able to find out?

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

@@primusstar5995 read the subtitles chief

[@primusstar5995]

Crazy Viewer thx missed the top comments (Some how)

[@obsidiansands]

The maniacal laughter at finding the rocket launcher is my current mood!

[@lupenngrimpaw936]

Big mood.

[@safooraabdullah8685]

BIGGEST of mood

[@user-jk5if2ot1v]

∞^∞ mood (infinity to the infinite power mood)

[@user-vr8ve6rt9c]

Reminds me of TFS Vegeta vibes 🤣🤣🤣

[@offlinelollipop4226]

Is it still 1 year later

[@brianherlihy1624]

Deag Nilox: You! Doom Slayer: *ME!*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

more like "me!"

[@EmperorHeadass]

@@Ribbons0121R121 more like "meeee!"

[@irishspartanstudios]

"If you continue, you will bring down the heavens wrath!" Doomguy: "I'm already dealing with Hells wrath how much worse can Heavens be?!" Favorite part of this video!

[@aidanedwards8931]

Doomgod has an excellent point

[@Hank549]

INFINITY IS INFINITY

[@clasius2121]

"check in Jersey it's probably there" huh "ha it was in Jersey I was just kidding" oh kay I'm sensing that jersey is a hellhole

[@a_bad_gamer0.549]

Bro...it is

[@bunnykun5836]

I'm from there but don't live there but.....yep

[@legendaryt-fox658]

@DIEGO VARGAS Correction new york if it was on DEEP discount at best buy and also on clearence.

[@dancingsnek8958]

Have you heard of the jersey devil

[@damiusira6859]

9:27 I love how he was getting serious but he didn't get to finish his sentence.

[@shakeem444]

Titan: walks by Doomguy: (calmly) I'm going to need more bullets

[@bonniefazman9065]

I mean, there's plenty of ammo fodder everywhere.

[@firestar8404]

15:12 Extremelly accurate reaction of everybody when they knew the super shotgun was near

[@AleXavieR-l2t]

“Detroit’s pretty much the same.” I’m throwing up my hands in the air because he’s not wrong.

[@scorpioblueeyes7388]

Oh hey it’s this guy. Time for this addiction to relapse

[@emkaslana]

Anyone else wanna know what he said during the revenant drone moment

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Did you check subtitles?

[@emkaslana]

Whoops, i did not

[@missmillion3864]

@@emkaslana oof.

[@Sorain1]

Thanks for doing the subtitles there, it's hilarious.

[@FederationThunderbolt]

XD i love the moments when he actually does a Badass Voice but still makes it funny, like at 9:22 to 9:31 Priest King: "They, are no longer your people to save." Doomguy: "That maybe, but what you dont-and he's gone... Rude"

[@alexconn7473]

He could have made a lot less awkward by saying you're wrong they are

[@corujarandompt9330]

I love what you do in these videos, I thought it was gonna be a serious thing like what if he talked really, but the comedy is much better, and for the first time watching your channel, these are great videos and really funny

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@NomanRocks]

9:29 I'd imagine if that line was continued it'd probably be "that may be but what you dont get is they make cheetos"

[@alexconn7473]

Either that or what you don't get is that I'm gonna save them anyway

[@papaphantom5031]

"who's your decorator, bowser?!" XD

[@MMOByte]

Crap. I didn't even get a notification you'd uploaded! Um.... first?

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Unacceptable. I cried for days.

[@jaxamax14]

WHYD YOU DO HIM LIKE THAT.

[@damiancrowley569]

2:51 "Meeee" I didn't expect it and laughed so hard I spooked my son lmfao

[@imAndrei2309]

"Damn... im looking good." Me : *THINKS OF DUKE NUKEM.*

[@Thecloaker_]

“That’s one doomed space marine”

[@Azulree]

Finally more talking doomguy

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

I can somehow imagine the DoomSlayer having a field day killing demons as a demon saying to himself “ This brings back memories of me sitting back, relaxing and watching demons get into fights with each other”

[@Thefootqueen]

Title should’ve been:”If the doom guy acted like Deadpool.”

[@godzillakingofmonsters3056]

Can’t wait for when he gets the BFG Doom slayer:Who needs a Death Star when you are the Death Star

[@colinprone1586]

"I'm Gonna Need More Bullets." No running, no fear, just looking for more bullets to kill the thing. That was pretty badass NGL

[@Gh0stomMain]

VEGA: "Your super shotgun is nearby" Doomguy: *gasp* Eeeeeeee...

[@aqj2014]

403:-4:07 : watches giant demon walk past. inital reaction: shock. second reaction, i half expected him to say "ima gonna need a bigger gun"

[@blubob1]

I was so excited when I saw you were going to do this, I stumbled across your parody of Doom 2016 and absolutely loved it. I laughed so hard at this one I can't wait for the rest of them, keep up the amazing work man!

[@emilyolsen6777]

"Who's tentacle was that? Did I just neuter a demon? Hope so." Same man same we need less of that crap, not more Also "Your super shotgun is nearby" " *squeals like a little girl* "

[@thisguy1640]

Techincally saying Doomguy can talk- Wait a minute,omfg I can't wait for when you do the cutscene of the Doomguy being brought to the priests by the Sentinels in that flashback 😂

[@Phoenix-to7vl]

"Man, Earth is lookin' pretty bad... Although Detroit's pretty much the same." Dude. This video has me holding back laughter before the 1 minute mark.

[@nailsbysonnyandlily4949]

The “Lets go shopping” killed me. I remember that from the last what of doom guy talked

[@samuelrodrigues9071]

12:18 "Oh what the hell, what kinda design is this? *WHOS YOUR DECORATER, BOWSER?*

[@furiouspusher1756]

Hell Priest: “You!” Doomguy: “ME!”

[@anisethlightwing1913]

Vega: Your Super Shotgun is nearby Goomguy: *High pitched squeee*

[@Premjit5ingh]

How many times have you played this game from start to finish Oh and do you do the voice after you record

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I write and voice everything after recording.

[@Wolf359inc]

I lost it at “ew ew ew it’s in my shoes”. Guess it was because he was being all badass and casual up to that point. Missus looked over at me as if I had lost it...

[@_l.rat_]

15:15 This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@cronoa_hourglass2184]

Me too jaja

[@XX-sp3tt]

8:59 Ya know when Frodo told the other hobbits not to kill Saruman out of respect for the Maiar, it was AFTER he was no longer a threat to anyone.

[@telecleez]

I actually forgot you changed the name of your channel. I was thinking "Who the hell is stealing HiveLeaders schtick?" P.s. Oh and MORE PLEASE?!?!?!?!?

[@maxwell9561]

same lol

[@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547]

"LET'S GO SHOPPING!!" -Doom guy 2020

[@TheGamingBurger734]

Love how he's kneeling before king Novik which is a sign of respect and at the same time throw a few jokes

[@sharpshooter13ify]

Deag Nilox: You! Doomguy: MEEE! *grabs him by throat* Doomguy: Can you tell me where I can find some toilet paper? The most aggressive shopper in existence

[@garrettbromberg3288]

Nobody: My friend when we go to the reptile area at the zoo: 14:29 - 14:33

[@king_of_ombra1382]

Out of every one of these, the best line is, "Let's go shopping"

[@dedcaesar2325]

3:30 Missed the perfect opportunity to say “Superhero landing!”

[@FederationThunderbolt]

XD i still love the small song parody you did "Spider guy, Spider guy, Killing Demons Watch them Fry"

[@Zappybroom17340]

What is he saying when he is the revenant

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Check subtitles?

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

Subtitles

[@griffingower1883]

It's in backwards so you may need to read the captions

[@mentlegentlemen5251]

My favorite part was " Y O U, meeee😁" 😂😂 2:50

[@KatOwO2235]

love the subtitles for the backwards talk

[@armandovillarreal6721]

“Although Detroit looks pretty much the same” I laughed so hard

[@alfredtodd-pagent3920]

Cant wait for prt 2 i was dying of laughter #familyreunion

[@xjdjaws]

0:21 As a Michigander, I can confirm we are pretty much the same

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

Hell Priest: *YOUUUU* Doom Slayer: *MEEEEEE*

[@TSG042]

"Did I Neuter A Demon?" "Hope So" Flynn Taggart, 2020

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

Turn on caption for when he controls the revnant, you’ll see what he’s saying. I think it’s all just regarded audio but the captions say it normally

[@matthewrogers9187]

the most badass one liner ever lets go shopping .

[@kaijurider9505]

I love his reaction when he hears that his super shotgun is close by, cracked me up!!

[@smileysatanson3404]

i like to imagine DOOM guy is just a normal dude named Steve and isnt all ''argh! i gotta kill kill kill'' but just ''oh hi there mind if i take a picture of you? *blasts with shotgun shells* whoopsies my bad hehe''

[@billcipher3180]

"that wolf" is the Doom Slayers companion when he originally joined the night sentinels and became the first true marauder

[@bloodysimile4893]

"Man, Earth is looking bad but Detroit looks the pretty much same." 🤣🤣🤣

[@MistahFox]

"Who's your decorator, Bowser?"

[@fumanse2070]

10:11 well that caught me absolutly off guard 🤣

[@SPCHC]

"Hey, looks like Gozer's in town." I enjoyed that, now I like to think about Doomguy holding Daisy while watching Ghostbusters.

[@dilutedoxygen]

"whose tentacle was that, did i just neuter a demon? I hope so" lmao

[@terrarian_outlaw]

canon Doomguy: has been trapped in a tomb for a very long time, extremely pissed and is not in the mood to talk to his own kind Press Start To Laughs Doomguy: *"lEt'S gO sHoPiNg"*

[@shcdemolisher]

12:20 THAT made me roll on the floor laughing! I’m not joking. XD In fact about of this is making me laugh, and I love it. :D

[@dijonmoz7024]

14:26 Everyone's first reaction to the Whiplash.

[@theparrishshow9803]

Every time I pull out a shotgun or the super shotgun in Doom Eternal I’m going to yell out at the top of my lungs “LET’S GO SHOPPING”

[@verniemc1663]

Please make a part 2, I love your comedy

[@fhayedomingo4888]

" I won't do what in the what " - Doomtalker

[@krylesangerbeaver]

10:47 Funny, I usually like when I go into people and it feels squishy.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"whos tentacle was that?" dont say it dont sya it "did i just neuter a demon? hope so" well that de escalated quickly

[@steviegilliam5685]

cant wait to see his reaction to dopefish

[@jorgemunoz1953]

Best line: "we must pray... Pray that he is watching" "I am and you should be ashamed"

[@elianas1121]

“Alright computer” He has a name, you know. And, y’know, sentience?

[@drkfiredrgn]

number one doom guy meme from press start to laugh that I will always remember "lets go shopping"

[@drkfiredrgn]

I mean doom guy joke

[@lapislazoli]

"Let's go shopping" Anyone else have tingles from that line

[@greghokanson2409]

Doom guy’s ex: an inside out monster with tentacles in it’s... thing

[@Teachidoll]

Never played a Doom game. But that was pretty good

[@vpaulocesar3030]

1:37 that was unironically badass

[@TheRedflame11]

When you get to the part where Khan Maykr says this "If you let the Priest live, I will return to you what the demons took from you so long ago." can you have Doomguy say something about Dasiy like "*gasp* I'm gonna get Dasiy back."

[@spacehunter2004]

“Let’s go shopping.” -Doomgod

[@waxocelot9395]

Doom: eternal quest for Cheetos

[@charliethekobold516]

1:40 what shopping in 2020 feels like

[@kristallwelt9113]

15:37 Rare footage of how the slayer would sound like if the actual game did this

[@thatguytemmie6063]

When Doom Guy saw the Giant demon at the start I expected him to say “when do I get to kill that thing”