“All personnel evacuate to mars surface” Doomslayer: blows up mars UAC Personnel: “I hate that guy...”
@thomastakesatollforthedark22314 жыл бұрын
Is the UAC the people who helped us or the people who work for Hell?
@thomastakesatollforthedark22314 жыл бұрын
@LOAN NGUYEN oh guck
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
the dude named that guy:hey
@melissasimmons12724 жыл бұрын
That doom guy
@Tris2894 жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 it's the uac, does it matter? Lol.. they always trying go give doomguy the schtick
@jaxlafreniere37194 жыл бұрын
Samuel Haden:"you cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars." Slayer:"watch me" My exact words when I played. I kid you not.
@fraser95804 жыл бұрын
yOu CaNt JuSt ShOoT a HoLe InTo ThE sUrFaCe Of MaRs
@thatboyakira42024 жыл бұрын
@@fraser9580 watch me
@strandedsurvivor78884 жыл бұрын
@@fraser9580 New Objective: Shoot A Hole Into Mars
@helton34254 жыл бұрын
Samuel Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars! DoomSlayer&Vega: Bet
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
pretty much everyones
@HyperfixationWizard4 жыл бұрын
"You are nothing but a usurper." "I don't know what that means." "A false idol." My sides.
@likehowdudehelp4 жыл бұрын
Let me help you to see, Slayer
@brigidtheirish4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: What if DOOM Guy Made Dad Jokes?
@irefusetochangemyprofilepi5084 жыл бұрын
Doom Dad
@artoriaselucidor27634 жыл бұрын
@@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508 best dad
@dontmindme72084 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: Rip and Tear, and call me a genocide
@onlyonewhyphy4 жыл бұрын
I think he would do
@Cuboniix4 жыл бұрын
And Deadpool. Slightly.
@Vavalry4 жыл бұрын
*calls Daisy Thumper* Urge...to rip and tear...rising...
@coledewey35644 жыл бұрын
Daisy died in his midriff phase, he got a new rabbit on Sentinel Prime and named that one Thumper. I’ve lost pets but that hasn’t stopped me from getting new fluffballs to cuddle; anything I can do I’d be surprised if Doomgod couldn’t. Love the new nickname for Will @Press Start to Laugh btw. Yes his name is actually Will.
@themanformerlyknownascomme7774 жыл бұрын
@@coledewey3564 will also happens to be Doomguy's real name
@theotherknight83814 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
calm down dude its just a joke
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
@Michael Martin ik i was making sure he knew the joke of he didnt ahve permission to die
@dragonriderabens97614 жыл бұрын
"In DOOMGod we trust. With blood, guts, and ripping for all. Amen" This will now be my nightly prayer
@1145223bena4 жыл бұрын
Dragonriderabens .... I get the feeling this was a gloryhammer themed line
@thevisitor42824 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Soultail4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
dont know what it was before that but glad you are
@dragonriderabens97614 жыл бұрын
Ben Aspenson not sure what that is
@dilenjahstudios44904 жыл бұрын
Doomguy and his relaxing armour listening to caramelldansen
@halfknight23104 жыл бұрын
Dilenjah pro gaming 4 and a disco is going on in his helmet.
@dilenjahstudios44904 жыл бұрын
@@halfknight2310 yep and wow 55 likes already
@wwcwcp094 жыл бұрын
What version is it?? KZbin is being a greedy ass bitch and won't allow me to find it.
@dilenjahstudios44904 жыл бұрын
@@wwcwcp09 did they remove it?
@wwcwcp094 жыл бұрын
@@dilenjahstudios4490 yes they did, those fuckers.
@thatboyakira42024 жыл бұрын
"You would like if I disable the secure system of BFG" "YES YES YES YES"
@megacrimge75044 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@dragonriderabens97614 жыл бұрын
Is this a Jojo’s reference? (I know this was a line in the video, but still)
@megacrimge75044 жыл бұрын
@@dragonriderabens9761 yes, yes it is
@thatboyakira42024 жыл бұрын
@@dragonriderabens9761 well he made the joke but, *Y* *E* *S*
@brianbayot83474 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of that little bit character from the first Tron movie. Ahhhh...good times.
@kylefreitus67654 жыл бұрын
Sugar free gummy bears... yes.... Also love the Cheetos joke when talking about the foreign bodies in his blood lol
@EpicVoiceShitposting4 жыл бұрын
Scientist: My God! Doom Slayer: Correct.
@SevenBendy3 жыл бұрын
Or at least this version of the slayer
@christophersteiner65964 жыл бұрын
"This is for thumper, and this is for the Cheetos, and this is because I enjoy it!" Why everyone plays doom
@griffingower18834 жыл бұрын
The "and this is because i enjoy it" is a pretty damn accurate description of every DOOM player when using berserk
@crusaderdoomslayer70553 жыл бұрын
But it's name is Daisy...
@funniman99853 жыл бұрын
@@crusaderdoomslayer7055 pretty sure it was a joke
@crusaderdoomslayer70553 жыл бұрын
@@funniman9985 but Daisy
@ghastlysneeze55524 жыл бұрын
The train-demon-math joke got me good
@peanutmadcow4164 жыл бұрын
Even doomslayer hates math questions
@suctionbucket52804 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@baconvr4424 жыл бұрын
1:12
@ndilekanellyngema99984 жыл бұрын
Ahhh my brain hurts
@Just_a_pressure_fan2 жыл бұрын
Me to
@Snavels4 жыл бұрын
17:30 I like how this can also be taken as; "You were nothing but a usurper" "I don't know what that means" and then the Marauder responds by telling him what Usurper is.
@lunararmy16244 жыл бұрын
False idol and usurper are kinda similar but still different so it's more like the marauder just ignores the fact that dadslayer has the vocabulary and brain of a basic American gun enthusiast and just wants to finish his epic historic monelauge that will be written in history books when he definitely 100% absolutely wins this battle
@Snavels4 жыл бұрын
@@lunararmy1624 well, I meant it as him telling him but in simple terms
@ThatGuyOrby4 жыл бұрын
@@lunararmy1624 Ah yes because lumping in Americans who appreciate firearms with a lack of intelligence is totally not an over-generalization that's been done to death...
@lunararmy16244 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuyOrby it was a joke(with no I'll will meant twords you or anyone else) I am a gun enthusiast and american you need to learn humor and the ability to joke about yourself
@ThatGuyOrby4 жыл бұрын
@@lunararmy1624 I can take a joke, any one who knows me can tell you that but 1. This is the internet, there's no way to hear how something is said or if it's meant to be implied as a joke. 2 Literally everyone trashes Americans online legitimately, jokes are the outlier not the norm and it's very easy to get annoyed looking in the comments of most of my favorite videos just to see comments bashing Americans. 3. I'd had a long ass day dealing with people who were not joking when it came to their dislike of Americans when I typed this and wasn't in a good mood which is a bit rare for me. As you can probably guess I am both a proud American and gun enthusiast and it's ridiculous that for simply typing that sentence most people would brandish an absurd amount of stereotypes at me. The harsh reality is that it's not my ability to take a joke that's at fault here. It's the fact that this is said hundreds of times over dead serious for every one time it's a joke. So sorry for misunderstanding but cool it with the assumption that I just can't take a joke when that "joke" is a legitimate insult most anti-americans use all the damn time.
@shredx71694 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: im okay Me : you better be i want part 3
@peterseaboldt12504 жыл бұрын
So Doomguy was the clumsy kid from Hey, Arnold! I always wondered how he turned out.
@Soultail4 жыл бұрын
@@peterseaboldt1250 Eugene? Oh yeah I was wondering on that
@ripntearslayer91014 жыл бұрын
Toss a coin to your hell priest oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty, oh oh ooooh Toss a coin to your hell priest, a threat to humanity Please someone make this a meme lol
@Sgt.Recker4 жыл бұрын
Someone is a Witcher fan XD. Not gonna lie. It is a cool show
@madnesscombatgrunt20374 жыл бұрын
I am on it this will become a meme
@davidwilliams19493 жыл бұрын
No make it a full song
@shadowneko8314 жыл бұрын
If you had the Unicorn Suit, you should be like “... I don’t remember wearing this...”
@peanutmadcow4164 жыл бұрын
He would play drunk card
@shadowneko8314 жыл бұрын
Rhonda Hoffman PERFECT XD I can see it now, he just looks at the suit, gets a flashback, then tried to reject the whole thing as he blames it on alcohol and demons
@peanutmadcow4164 жыл бұрын
@@shadowneko831 he needs to read this
@shadowneko8314 жыл бұрын
Rhonda Hoffman Its up to him if he wants to or not. Its just an open idea. I don’t mind if anyone else takes it
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
XD
@cheeseymacky70614 жыл бұрын
Is there a way I can join the doom god religion...? Edit: 20:31 also i didn't know Donald Duck work for the UAC.
@infernoslayer81914 жыл бұрын
cheesey Macky lmfao 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@thelastbrickbender21394 жыл бұрын
Toss a coin to your hellpriest lyrics When a weak demon Graced a bullet to his head From Doomguy the slayer Along came this song When the Doomgod fought A Demon Titan His army off Sentinels For his gun did they kneel He came after them With reckless destruction Broke down their bones And cut off their heads While the doomguys guns Shot down their army’s And so killed the slayer They suffered defeat Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty At the egde of hell Fight the might horde He bashes and breaks them And strikes them with fear, oh He killed every demon Far back in hell High up on Phobos From whence he came He wiped out your defense Tore apart every demon He’s the savior of humanity So give him the rest That’s his epic tail Our champion prevailed Defeated the Marauder Now poor him some blood Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest An enemy of humanity Toss a coin to your hellpriest Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your hellpriest An enemy of humanity
@NinjaMan09514 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if you made this up or found this but I like it
@thelastbrickbender21394 жыл бұрын
NinjaMan0951 Doomkiller I made it
@NinjaMan09514 жыл бұрын
The last Brickbender then hats off to you for are a bright person
@thelastbrickbender21394 жыл бұрын
NinjaMan0951 Doomkiller Thanks
@shirogane59722 жыл бұрын
I want to like it but it's at 69
@mrmechpunch46534 жыл бұрын
1:10 I love this Doomguy: "I the train is going 300 miles per hour and I kill demons in a rate 100 per minute how many demons will I travel in- AGHAHA MY HEAD HURTS!!
@Moontrap4 жыл бұрын
Just a guy, an arsenal of weapons, and a dream...to kill all demons...and finding some Cheetos. Also, the thing on the floor of his room is a Doomba (Roomba).
@drizzlysquid17324 жыл бұрын
I love your "if [insert character here] talked" videos
@tinawright38514 жыл бұрын
JOHN CENA! You knew it was gonna happen one day.
@drizzlysquid17324 жыл бұрын
@@tinawright3851 yep
@tinawright38514 жыл бұрын
@@drizzlysquid1732 REPLY SPEED QUICC DO
@vanessalopez65354 жыл бұрын
[Rayman]
@pokemontrainerhilbert76124 жыл бұрын
19:11 Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.. Doomguy: Watch me.
@omnimon22304 жыл бұрын
*In DOOMGod We Trust; With Blood n’ Guts n’ Ripping For All. Amen.* Can I just say how awesome this series is?
@wolfiethewolfboy93114 жыл бұрын
20:32 The sound he made killed me XD
@michaelbarney40604 жыл бұрын
9:22 My reaction was very similar... I groaned and said “Ugh, THAT guy...”
@XG-OFFICIAL-594 жыл бұрын
Yeah, hes a real asshole sometimes, but why do we forget that Hayden is The Seraphim? He made us who we are
@michaelbarney40604 жыл бұрын
XG Official You’re forgetting that this part of the game happens long before we find out about that.
@XG-OFFICIAL-594 жыл бұрын
This Doom Slayer in the video would never figure that out anyway XD
@whiteface513abandonedchann84 жыл бұрын
@@XG-OFFICIAL-59 Hayden is not the Seraphim, that theory is fucking stupid. He was a human, you can even see pictures of how he looked before he was transferred into a robotic body
@XG-OFFICIAL-594 жыл бұрын
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 id Software clearly wanted us to find out Sam was the Seraphim though. Why else would they be voiced by the same guy? And plus, VEGA confirms your ship is of Maykr design and is similar to Hayden's, why would that be huh? And Samuel also says the same exact thing the Seraphim says in Doom Eternal, in Doom 2016, "its a gift. Take it. It will help you on your journey" We could be here for hours with all the proof I have. But yeah, then again we have those pictures
@bigtastyc4 жыл бұрын
“What if doom guy could talk”. Doom guy: AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@epicnate1134 жыл бұрын
I see, in this universe: The slayer speaks Instead of daisy, it's thumper Duke nukem is a comic series and he is dork norkem Suger free gummy bears are his only weakness
@spectralknightgaming83644 жыл бұрын
And mater chief is on the shelf instead of him
@MasterrangerABR4 жыл бұрын
Sugar free gummy bears are his only weakness, fixed a mistake
@epicnate1134 жыл бұрын
@@MasterrangerABR thank
@nathen41714 жыл бұрын
And it seems the demons are all out of sugar-free gummy bears
@firstconsul72863 жыл бұрын
@@spectralknightgaming8364 And the UAC has a Cortana shittier and faker than she was in Halo 5
@ironkell64474 жыл бұрын
"You can't just shoot a hole into mars " watch me
@Djivaan564 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie I expected DoomGod to be like 'Mine Mine Mine!!' in front of the bfg.
@mitchellneu4 жыл бұрын
40 seconds ago..never clicked so fast... Awesome. Edit: "Now...I've got a date with a BIG. F*CKING. GUN." Best line of the video.
@themultiversalassociationo97464 жыл бұрын
You got first
@theunwantedwarrior14494 жыл бұрын
Same
@Flakbait57674 жыл бұрын
Same
@ProfDragonite4 жыл бұрын
"As always, punching fixed it." -Dad Slayer 2020
@arcanefury36664 жыл бұрын
0:00-0:10 That's how imagine every time the Slayer finds a cool gun
@nicholaspeters99194 жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m the Doomslayer, and this is Jackass.
@XG-OFFICIAL-594 жыл бұрын
Every Doom game in a nutshell. except for Doom 3....
@sadhvipadival93294 жыл бұрын
Toss a coin to your hell priest o' valley of plenty.🤣
@wdaltonc4 жыл бұрын
🎵Toss a coin to your hell priest, oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty, Toss a coin to your hell priest, Destroyer of humanityyyy🎵
@JacobCraftt Жыл бұрын
4:30
@clash_blazr50954 жыл бұрын
See Epic games? Even Doom Guy is done with your crap
@ThePiggyB00MHead4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he didn't mention Markiplier's dad hurts me physically and mentally
@Nezha_Main4 жыл бұрын
True the mustache book is a legendary relic!
@korvix95364 жыл бұрын
Doom Eternal: The Quest for Cheetos
@theogsad-sempai85984 жыл бұрын
2nd episode... still not chetos, went to the market... no chetos... in conclusión: we have to kill all the demons to find the chetos
@AshunshwgarsBlade4 жыл бұрын
Honestly loving this so much, the comedic timing and screaming is beautiful and always gets me 😂 well done man this is fantastic XD
@MinhthuMinhThu-gb8sp4 жыл бұрын
13:19 Me when i'm angry of people took all the cheetos at the mall
@jediknightking4 жыл бұрын
“I’M OKAY!!!!!”
@khyleolamit56894 жыл бұрын
When boys doesnt get the last bag of cheetos 13:19
@llukandane3337 Жыл бұрын
13:12 *blood-fueled rage grunts* “THIS IS FOR THUMPER, AND THIS IS FOR THE CHEETOS! AND THIS IS BECAUSE I ENJOY IT! *blood-fueled rage scream* -Doomguy, sometime in the late beginning of his religion
@josephbello39144 жыл бұрын
I'm here to spread the word of Rip and Tearism. Would anyone be interested in joining our religion to praise our lord and savior Doomguy?
@thomastakesatollforthedark22314 жыл бұрын
Doomslayer* don't mistake the name of our lord, heretic
@josephbello39144 жыл бұрын
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 I mean you can call him that too. Doomguy is still another way to refer to him.
@Soultail4 жыл бұрын
I'll sign up
@Joshy_Boy4 жыл бұрын
✋ when's the first service?
@Uniformtree0004 жыл бұрын
You could make a religion out of this
@endobro-ym9vv4 жыл бұрын
doom slayer sounds like a very sportive father.
@bossofall984 жыл бұрын
From now on, I'm no longer Doom Guy, I'm Doom GOD! Loved that
@linkmariokirby73734 жыл бұрын
DOOM Slayer has an announcement to make. The Khan Maykr is a [Heavy expletives.] She moved the last Hell Priest. She took her little demonic invasion out, and she *moved the last hell priest.* And she said her location was _"more discreet"_ , and I said that's enraging, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com, Khan Maykr, you got a NON DISCREET LOCATION, I could find it like a street corner McDonalds but even easier. And guess what? Here's what MY discreet location looks like! [Heavy minigun fire.] That's right. All metal. No survivors. Look at that it has four barrel rotation. You hid the last Priest so guess what, I'm gonna destroy the Super Gore Nest. That's right, this is what you get, my super minigun piss! You have 24 hours before I get the BFG 10000. Now bring me the last Priest or I'll come for you too.
@xroseblossomx6524 жыл бұрын
I love you
@derpfluidvariant09164 жыл бұрын
Epic gamer
@Soultail4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@omnimon22304 жыл бұрын
😂 Nice. Very Nice.
@Soultail4 жыл бұрын
@@omnimon2230 Agree
@warfighter46234 жыл бұрын
*laughing as I rip an imps lungs out and watching the video.*
@jesusdiazii17644 жыл бұрын
20:16 Doom Guy is ready... 😎
@waldoman57064 жыл бұрын
Me: sees this video Also me: YOU REALLY WANT THE UNIVERSE TO EXPLODE DONT YOU
@liammaps27004 жыл бұрын
A demon-tank-war machine hybrid Doomguy: eh, not impressed. A gore nest that looks like a mutated shit, and it has its own gravitational pull Doomguy: now I’m impressed! A fucking gummy bear Doomguy: OH SHIT, MY WORST ENEMY
@firstconsul72863 жыл бұрын
18:10 "Your architecture is similar to the Autumn's" "Don't get any funny ideas"
@prestonkelley4864 жыл бұрын
The deimo: find the chitose!!! Doom slayer: were the chitose!!!!😠
@thomastakesatollforthedark22314 жыл бұрын
Cheetos*
@shadowbolthaseo18614 жыл бұрын
Got to say thank you me and my friend bonded over a love for your if doom guy could talk series wich led to us becoming friends thank you
@TanyaSapienVintage4 жыл бұрын
"you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!" "haha, BFG go BRRRR"
@locke40494 жыл бұрын
5:24 " Did I really used to wear midriff-baring shirts? Man that was a phase."
@SRVietnam44754 жыл бұрын
13:14 going down (Slayer style)
@S13Logs4 жыл бұрын
Marauder: You are nothing but a usurper Doomslayer: I don’t know what that means Me: *searches it up on google*
@mechasaurus4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God... Doomguy, your rabbit was named Daisy, not Thumper...
@rafengamer62964 жыл бұрын
Maybe a nickname for Daisy?
@PressStartToLaugh4 жыл бұрын
The bunny also probably didn't eat Trix. Doom Guy probably wouldn't also say practically anything I have said... It's a joke. You'll survive.
@yagdtigercommander4 жыл бұрын
@@PressStartToLaugh I enjoy this funny nerd way of presenting the Doom Slayer. But realistically I just picture the Doom Slayer being total jaded badass making it just as funny or more enjoyable. Ah Hell here we go again like this is 2nd time I have had to save earth from Demons when will these Idiots every learn. This all your fault Hayden you Dumbass oh look at me I am gonna solve earths energy crisis with glowing red energy made in the dark pits of hell. You ever think maybe hell might like wheres hell our glowing sword thing of doom some just yoinked lets go find out whole stole our shit yet again. Oh look Its those dam humans again thinking they can just steal our energy and rack up Satan energy bill which means further random beatings from the assholes in the hell knight order. So yah Hayden would do us favour and stop pissing of hell. I have challenging enough time slaying them in hell and then you gotta go messing shit up so that become a galactic pandemic yet again thank you Hayden. Or in the case of the Khan Mayker do I give a fuck about your laws and traditions hell know and last time I checked your a god hypocrite breaking the rules of Urdak you bitch. Then fighting the Icon of Sin at the end. How many times do I have to teach you a lesson you big ugly Demon Cow thing. I think you videos or great but this another way i picture the Doom Slayer behaving if he talk more lol.
@erubianwarlord82084 жыл бұрын
mayhap a second rabbit is involved Daisy might have had a boy toy her Daddy adopted after her unfortunate demise
@thedipedestchip39884 жыл бұрын
Maybe he meant trix as is tricks like his rabbit got away.
@deathshead-yh1ly4 жыл бұрын
I just finished the first one and I just got notified about this one right after
@flamereaper96134 жыл бұрын
I give credit to the fact his jokes are still able to make the doom slayer seem badass!
@JaggedBird4 жыл бұрын
"This is for THUMPER! and this is fOR THE CHEETOS! AND THIS IS BECAUSE I ENJOY IT!"
@sinbadwilliams71864 жыл бұрын
Give him more weapons, this needs to be a fair fight... Most badass sentence I have heard in a while... Like an Arnold Schwarzenegger 1 liner badass
@Angel-ob8md4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS FOR THUMPER, AND THIS IS FOR THE CHEETOS!!! *in-raged screams intensifies*
@saryn_carnis4 жыл бұрын
Person 1:what should we name this lake Guy choking to death: lake 20:33
@goldedrag1114 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: Punching solves everything.
@JojoDrip4 жыл бұрын
17:50-17:51 When I'm picking up my brother from the school.
@Soultail4 жыл бұрын
I am dying from laughter here
@ghosty12644 жыл бұрын
4:16 I see what you did there and it was good
@Match254 жыл бұрын
"As always punching fixed it"
@TheRealYounavers4 жыл бұрын
9:59 "The Optimal Firing path is thru" You don't know how true that is. I actually went through that tentacle without using those cannons. I Literally found a Balcony to jump off of that was near the bridge and dashed all the way to the bridge and walked through the damn tentacle like it was nothing..
@RexGamer-iw7pr4 жыл бұрын
3:45 He said it!, Doom Slayer is a Deadpool fan confirmed
@torazely2 жыл бұрын
6:34 okay, i was hoping you'd bring this up, but i guess i will. "How to Comb Your Mustache" by Cliffton Fischbach. that was SPECIFICALLY put there for Markiplier. that's his dad's name, and his dad, according to Mark himself, had an amazing mustache. it was his dad that got him into PC gaming, with the original Doom being one of his favorite games, so the shoutout was a way from the developers to honor his memory. thought it was nice to point out.
@dkosenko56574 жыл бұрын
Samuel: YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE iNtO tHe SuRfAcE oF mArS Doomslayer: *No*
@CrashJay4 жыл бұрын
"I've got a date with a big...fucking...gun." Perfect.
@thatboyakira42024 жыл бұрын
If the train is going 10K Miles p/h and I kill 1 demons for 1 Meter, how many demons I will... *AH MY BRAIN HURTS* Edit: I know that is not DOOMSlayer said but you got the point
@JojoDrip4 жыл бұрын
13:19 When I get a all day fighting pass at my school and I have people I hate and bullys.
@DeusAutemEstInanis4 жыл бұрын
“What about that pimple on Europe?”
@Paranoia2674 жыл бұрын
One second he’s berserk the other he is listening to calm elevator music
@lexisking1524 жыл бұрын
17:10 you have the same designer, he's a rogue member of the sentinels that kinda taught DoomGuy to rip and tear as efficiently, that guy was just with the demons during the unholy crusade.
@drewahrens31412 жыл бұрын
20:25 that was too fucking funny, holy shit.
@thedipedestchip39884 жыл бұрын
God damnmit now I always use that “Let’s go shopping!” Line
@Nexus_Simulations4 жыл бұрын
THIS FOR THUMPER!!! THIS IS FOR THE CHEETOS(FLAMING HOT I GUESS) HAUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS-
@Ribbons0121R1214 жыл бұрын
did half life 3 cause the apocalypse?" no but i bet it would
@owenobrien13514 жыл бұрын
20:32 haha dude that was comedy gold
@lexisking1524 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, Doom Guy/Slayer/God would be incredibly smart, having guns can be one thing but being a walking arsenal that has mastery of said arsenal as well as the sheer problem solving, would mean Doom God is very VERY intelligent.
@AlyxTheFluffy4 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the intro!
@noahschaefer24084 жыл бұрын
You just made my day man!! Can't wait for the rest!!
@firebird58894 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that doom guy is fueled by rage, lead, and cheetos
@riskia27334 жыл бұрын
I love this series and i hope it never ends
@coledewey35644 жыл бұрын
Doom is Eternal!
@MaskedKittyYT4 жыл бұрын
hell yeah i’ve been excited for more since i saw episode one of this, i hope you go through the whole game like this ^^
@legendaryvicius4 жыл бұрын
Damn it, i finally got that song out of my head and you went and put it right back in! lol
@XG-OFFICIAL-594 жыл бұрын
5:49 "I don't.. know what... that is" Its a robot vacuum. You can see it on Mission 3: Cultist Base, cleaning the floor. Its like a Roomba. Or should I say.... A Doomba. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
@aegis21084 жыл бұрын
Guess I'm an Arizona ranger because I clicked on this video so fast.
@Fizzpig4 жыл бұрын
This is some of the most clever writting in a game, SOMEONE MAKE THIS A MOD!!!
@gordeath24 жыл бұрын
Yay you posted I've been so bored waiting for more content I thought about going out side
@theguylivinginyourwalls4 жыл бұрын
Dear god, man! Are you _mad?!_ That's *_suicide!_*
@gordeath24 жыл бұрын
@@theguylivinginyourwalls it's worth it though I saw harambee and kobe plus Chester the cheetah (need Dem Cheetos)
@justaflyingskelatonwithatr38594 жыл бұрын
9:25 when you find the ninja looter that took all your legendarys
@blackhotwheelz21823 жыл бұрын
Im sure that Anthomia and this guys neighbors love them
@billcipher31804 жыл бұрын
16:07 only Lucifer/the seraph/the burning one/Dr. Hayden(yes those are all of his aliases) could use the demonic crucible