Prison Architect Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - The Forestry Only Challenge

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

5 жыл бұрын

Hello there ladies and gentlemen today I present to you the legendary game that is Prison Architect. Now many people will say that Prison Architect is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. However, I present to you the Forestry Only / Tree Only Challenge and how it turns this game from a prison management Simulator. Into a funny Lumber Tycoon Game.
If you would like to buy prison architect you can grab a copy here: store.steampowered.com/app/23...
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Prison Architect challenge!
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
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#funny #montage #prisonarchitect

Пікірлер: 6 200
@stanley3895
@stanley3895 5 жыл бұрын
It's really magnificent how this guy kept me interested for 20min by simply commenting over trees growing
@namanign6312
@namanign6312 5 жыл бұрын
It's a North Korea prison camp you cut trees down and your a prisoner it's a great for North Korea not for the prisoner
@SS-ws1ct
@SS-ws1ct 5 жыл бұрын
I have no words only SAME
@I...I___I__I.I___I_.I.I
@I...I___I__I.I___I_.I.I 5 жыл бұрын
amazing
@ronnyrdr6553
@ronnyrdr6553 5 жыл бұрын
Yer same XD
@Lezeroth
@Lezeroth 5 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking the same. Maybe it's his accent? Or it's just the power of trees :)
@v1asec
@v1asec 5 жыл бұрын
The foresters are pretty tough guys. They take no prisoners.
@swansyboy8512
@swansyboy8512 5 жыл бұрын
_damn_
@tbirddddd
@tbirddddd 5 жыл бұрын
Take my up vote and leave!
@epicminecrafter911
@epicminecrafter911 5 жыл бұрын
I gotta give it to you, That was pretty good.
@MacBamboocha
@MacBamboocha 5 жыл бұрын
Damn it Barb.
@Jbalderas1980
@Jbalderas1980 5 жыл бұрын
*_Leave._*
@doughboywhine
@doughboywhine 5 жыл бұрын
"Is that Prison Architect?" "Well, yes, but actually, no."
@chelyr5517
@chelyr5517 3 жыл бұрын
I love how it has been 2 years, you have 1k+ likes but you have no comments until now
@shadowrosegaming3566
@shadowrosegaming3566 2 жыл бұрын
I love that spiff has the accent for that meme
@heliveruscalion9124
@heliveruscalion9124 2 жыл бұрын
why so sad
@ACK4t
@ACK4t 2 жыл бұрын
but yes
@thebootknifer
@thebootknifer 5 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of prison architect? "Ah yes, that one where you start your own tree farm? Great game."
@notagoat281
@notagoat281 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, very great game, although the name doesn't make a lot of sense....
@AgreeableSmile
@AgreeableSmile 4 жыл бұрын
i know right like why would they call it prison architect if you just plant trees
@phoenixfire212
@phoenixfire212 4 жыл бұрын
Are the people who make this game sane?
@Nathan-pk1tb
@Nathan-pk1tb 5 жыл бұрын
Mod: The Staff of Sweetrolls Explanation: Why wouldn’t you have it?
@alexanderdavies4734
@alexanderdavies4734 5 жыл бұрын
Why has someone stole your sweetrole.
@zephyrscythe3743
@zephyrscythe3743 5 жыл бұрын
This is the only Prison Architect gameplay I've seen so far. I'll just assume this is how the game is supposed to be played.
@spacedimensia
@spacedimensia 5 жыл бұрын
That's not a wrong assumption.
@pengmaeda9908
@pengmaeda9908 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, Forestry Simulator is so underrated.
@margaritakouzi5630
@margaritakouzi5630 5 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment but I want the like number to stay at exactly 300
@pengmaeda9908
@pengmaeda9908 5 жыл бұрын
@@margaritakouzi5630 I'll do you a favor and unlike it.
@martingazdag7570
@martingazdag7570 5 жыл бұрын
@@margaritakouzi5630 i just liked it and now its on 420
@xjdhdr.
@xjdhdr. 5 жыл бұрын
One optimisation I can see would be to put "Deliveries" before "Exports" so that each truck is empty by the time your workers start loading them.
@austinfordyt
@austinfordyt 3 жыл бұрын
That’s been bugging me the whole video
@EzekiesAcheron
@EzekiesAcheron Жыл бұрын
@@austinfordyt I'm no Prison Architect professional but afaik you can't actually move those two areas. I could be completely and utterly wrong though.
@LeClaw
@LeClaw Жыл бұрын
@@EzekiesAcheron you can demolish all 3 zones and re-do them as you like 😎
@Rijnswaand
@Rijnswaand Жыл бұрын
I love how they're buying the seeds instead of just harvesting them. But then again the trees fully mature within a couple of hours so I guess realism is off the table.
@gemstonegynoid7475
@gemstonegynoid7475 3 ай бұрын
I'm not well read in arbory. But tree farms for wood are very young trees. Tree seedlings are probably from older trees.
@harjutapa
@harjutapa 5 жыл бұрын
"I want to turn a prison into a tea plantation." Amusingly, that's the exact opposite of the real life history of tea plantations.
@elel9640
@elel9640 5 жыл бұрын
Fuggin ded
@kanimesuzuka5451
@kanimesuzuka5451 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Ridgway Isn't 'prison labor' a thing in this game?
@Orange_Wowee
@Orange_Wowee 4 жыл бұрын
@@kanimesuzuka5451 it is, and it's probably the fastest way to get money (assuming you want a real prison and not a tea plantation)
@gaiusjuliuscaesar3808
@gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 5 жыл бұрын
My dude went from Prison architect to Lumber Simulator 2019.
@pepcozz8519
@pepcozz8519 5 жыл бұрын
Sane ppl: How is working in prison going? got any troublesome prisoners? Me: Prisoners???
@hectorbeck4350
@hectorbeck4350 5 жыл бұрын
**long drag on cigar** **texan accent** My only prisoners are nature’s prisoners
@phoenixfire212
@phoenixfire212 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I don't have prisoners I have trees. Sane people: Isn't this PRISON architect your suppose to have prisoners! Me: nah
@jessienerdis4179
@jessienerdis4179 4 жыл бұрын
"Trees can walk" *Lord of the Rings has entered the chat*
@tuberculosisterrence567
@tuberculosisterrence567 3 жыл бұрын
*MAC BETH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
@germangondola8564
@germangondola8564 5 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the states: "So you're telling me that this 'Prison' is making 40k$ every day by selling trees?" "Yes" "How many Prisoners do they have?" "0" "Are you sure it's not just a way to run a forestry Industry without paying taxes for it?" "Naaaaah, why would they request Money for Prisoner HealthCare if they were- oh"
@thenarrator6363
@thenarrator6363 5 жыл бұрын
HOwOcaust how is this the first reply out of the 200 people who liked this
@germangondola8564
@germangondola8564 5 жыл бұрын
@@thenarrator6363 idk man
@thenarrator6363
@thenarrator6363 5 жыл бұрын
I’m afraid we shall never know, it will simply be forgotten to the point where people forget its existence Like Denmark
@germangondola8564
@germangondola8564 5 жыл бұрын
@@thenarrator6363 same tbh
@emanu1674
@emanu1674 5 жыл бұрын
One more for the replies, many more to come. Maybe.
@timothycollier1077
@timothycollier1077 5 жыл бұрын
Mod: All Trees are Hands Explanation: Do I really need to explain this one?
@jackryan2612
@jackryan2612 5 жыл бұрын
And tf2 engineer mudcrabs for full immersion
@majormelon8855
@majormelon8855 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, just one part. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS
@derpsterio2917
@derpsterio2917 5 жыл бұрын
GIV MEH THEM TOES
@borkborkbork1144
@borkborkbork1144 5 жыл бұрын
Is this skywom
@typicalirish4419
@typicalirish4419 2 жыл бұрын
"Trees are walking money" The Spiffing Brit 2019
@typicalirish4419
@typicalirish4419 2 жыл бұрын
Also "I want to turn a Prison into A Tea Plantation" I will quote you on that
@mooster1501
@mooster1501 5 жыл бұрын
Prisoner: why is the prison full of trees? Brit: Money... Prisoner: Oh. RULE BRITANIA
@secludedmisanthrope6388
@secludedmisanthrope6388 5 жыл бұрын
Why have no for profit prisons figured this successful business model out yet, it seems amazingly successful with very few drawbacks.
@Heavensrun
@Heavensrun 5 жыл бұрын
Don't be ridiculous there are no prisoners in this prison.
@Litepaw
@Litepaw 5 жыл бұрын
_”I want to turn a prison into a tea plantation”_ -Spiff
@callmefox630
@callmefox630 5 жыл бұрын
Did Spiff make Australia?
@sydneylord
@sydneylord 5 жыл бұрын
Spiff for president, will solve the economy
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 5 жыл бұрын
By deforestation of neighbouring Canada with gulags?
@sydneylord
@sydneylord 5 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I am perfectly fine with that
@eatafox
@eatafox 5 жыл бұрын
@@sydneylord ditto
@rickydawn6313
@rickydawn6313 5 жыл бұрын
We tried this with Trump, working out splendidly thus far.... (Sarcasm)
@jacencade4019
@jacencade4019 5 жыл бұрын
Sir this is a school stop selling hamburgers
@techno_octopus8819
@techno_octopus8819 5 жыл бұрын
people think daddy long legs are one creature, but each leg is actually a girthy long boy enslaved by the head
@Issicra
@Issicra 2 жыл бұрын
I've just spent the afternoon doing this for shits and giggles. On day 45, and exporting 181,000 wood per day, with a prison value of 1.3 million. It's like watching an ant farm. Edit: The best way to get trucks to come pick up the logs is to put your export zone beneath the delivery and garbage zones, then extend that export zone all the way to the bottom of the map. That way you've got trucks delivering seeds, then they go all the way to the end of the export zone to be loaded up, all the while you've got empty trucks queuing up to be loaded as well. Once you get a pipeline of workers taking the logs to the export zone, the trucks will line up almost non-stop. Just from goofing around with this for a few days, it seems like expanding a lot and having a huge map full of forresty areas in various stages of growth leads to diminishing returns in terms of profit. A smaller map works almost as well as a huge one, making about the same money per day.
@2009dudeman
@2009dudeman 2 жыл бұрын
I've found the limit at a certain point is the time it takes to walk all the way from the outskirts to the road. Then once you have 100+ workers the limit is how fast the trucks drive. A few years back when I was playing, I was building a massive 150 inmate expansion to my prison in a single go. The trucks were backed up like gridlock unloading and loading, but they were still slower than my tree farm harvest even with a road packed with trucks.
@HippieInHeart
@HippieInHeart Жыл бұрын
With prisoners around (I mostly only use this strategy small-scale to build my prison without having to watch my money in early game) the best way to do it is to put exports between delivery and garbage to make sure that exports will always be taken before garbage. Without prisoners, you can just replace garbage with exports and then extend exports from all the way down at the bottom to delivery. if you then make a small delivery zone up at the very top, the export zone will be huge.
@iisauce
@iisauce 5 жыл бұрын
"Money doesn't grow on trees" Spiffing - "That's where you're wrong, kiddo."
@shmeegis466
@shmeegis466 5 жыл бұрын
Money doesn’t grow on trees. Money IS trees.
@Arabellean
@Arabellean 5 жыл бұрын
You see money doesn’t grow on trees, the trees are walking money
@RandomPerson-jo7cw
@RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 жыл бұрын
No trees fly away for you and your money
@nationalistcanuck2877
@nationalistcanuck2877 5 жыл бұрын
ii .sauce Bark grows on trees. Bark make papers. (Specifically US) what is money made out of? That’s right kids
@Gurnium
@Gurnium 5 жыл бұрын
Nationalist Canuck money is made of special paper ;)
@Glumbus1
@Glumbus1 5 жыл бұрын
And people say money doesn't grow on trees
@aviowl8945
@aviowl8945 5 жыл бұрын
Noggin Clontith money is trees
@thepbg8453
@thepbg8453 5 жыл бұрын
Well if you think about it, a lot of money is now paper money.
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 5 жыл бұрын
there is a reason that the word "idiot" comes from the word "idiom"
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 5 жыл бұрын
@@makk191 yeesh, hitler's comment makes mine sound a lot nastier than it was intended, stupid hitler, always ruining things for everybody.
@pixelgms2559
@pixelgms2559 4 жыл бұрын
It's a tree prison... for trees on death row.
@shadowrosegaming3566
@shadowrosegaming3566 2 жыл бұрын
They were sentenced before they were born
@typhlosiontyrant2562
@typhlosiontyrant2562 2 жыл бұрын
I believe you mean on deaths grow
@pixelgms2559
@pixelgms2559 2 жыл бұрын
@@typhlosiontyrant2562 Of course. I can't believe I was that pine-less, I must spruce myself up so that on future acacia-ons I am not so afraid of the spruce.
@idioticed4379
@idioticed4379 2 жыл бұрын
@@pixelgms2559 out, now
@themystic8736
@themystic8736 5 жыл бұрын
Government: We want you to build a prison. Spiff:*Builds a massive tree farm*
@doggone2842
@doggone2842 5 жыл бұрын
When playing Prison Architect accidentally turns into beta Stardew Valley
@dumbsvill
@dumbsvill 5 жыл бұрын
GOVERNMENTS HATE HIM! See how this man made MILLIONS off of PROMISING A PRISON but making A WEALTHY AND STABLE FORESTRY INDUSTRY with this crazy BUT SIMPLE TRICK!
@alexanderzhmurov9624
@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын
Your KZbin "face" though, it says it all
@Saturnit3
@Saturnit3 5 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit DESTROYS prison architect with FACTS and LOGIC (or lack thereof)
@jordanfenwick123
@jordanfenwick123 5 жыл бұрын
rn its 666 likes im not sure i want to like it or not
@stefandimo8455
@stefandimo8455 5 жыл бұрын
Its Free real estate
@shadowrosegaming3566
@shadowrosegaming3566 2 жыл бұрын
Great I read this and immediately thought of Sheogorath from oblivion saying "TREES FOR EVERYONE!"
@hyenaholicproductions9033
@hyenaholicproductions9033 2 жыл бұрын
The other way to do this is turn on Wild Growth and watch your trees GROWING BY THEMSELVES.
@bigbrotheriswatching1190
@bigbrotheriswatching1190 Жыл бұрын
The moment he jumped the shark from grand strategy lore vids to becoming the boogyman of game developers everywhere.
@KnowingNo
@KnowingNo 5 жыл бұрын
One mod for Skyrim that i love to use is "Skyrim Immersive Creatures" by Lifestorock. It just simply adds better AI and more animals into the game. Kind of fun to suddenly run into a stone golem when mining ore.
@mnamka1311
@mnamka1311 5 жыл бұрын
Wages are low. Workers are working 24/7 :D i would call it a prison.
@mcsatans5120
@mcsatans5120 5 жыл бұрын
The soviet gulag now featuring capitalism and 100% less death by radiation.
@kittyluneko
@kittyluneko 5 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@theodoralexandrucheroiu7012
@theodoralexandrucheroiu7012 2 жыл бұрын
You made a prison design game into a capitalist dream logging game. That's great but still not enough tea.
@kingdavey90
@kingdavey90 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he always calls out "Dave" for drinking coffee. Actually speaking directly to me!
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 5 жыл бұрын
"Perfectly balanced"
@KayJay-zv8yb
@KayJay-zv8yb 5 жыл бұрын
So Justin. How is it being a youtube comment legend and all?
@makoaog8555
@makoaog8555 5 жыл бұрын
Stop
@roddytait7612
@roddytait7612 5 жыл бұрын
Like all things should be
@pltkaiser9258
@pltkaiser9258 5 жыл бұрын
“As all things should be”
@jag3596
@jag3596 5 жыл бұрын
7/10 I forget. Are you new to Spiffing Brit? Genuinely asking because I don't remember you commenting on one of his videos before.
@ShinoSarna
@ShinoSarna 5 жыл бұрын
There is... technically nothing wrong with that 'exploit'. If anything, it's a boon of the engine that it can simulate commercial orchards in addition to prisons.
@weiss4855
@weiss4855 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, it paves the way for expansion via updates or DLC. Truely a mastermind was behind this.
@Potatotoro
@Potatotoro 5 жыл бұрын
Well besides the fact that trees can’t grow in a day that is
@user-yc5fq9bv3u
@user-yc5fq9bv3u 5 жыл бұрын
The bigger problem is the rate of tree growth.
@vcool122
@vcool122 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-yc5fq9bv3u I think that is because of how many sprinklers he bought.
@semtheprogamingmaster8610
@semtheprogamingmaster8610 5 жыл бұрын
@@vcool122 that makes no sense...
@HannahMattox
@HannahMattox 2 жыл бұрын
I found this channel by sharing Let's Game It Out with my husband and he sent me this one. I just watched all of LGIO, so I needed something to watch between episodes 😂 so I may end up doing the same here 💁‍♀️
@TheJackDam
@TheJackDam 2 жыл бұрын
I also watch lets game it out and this channel got recommended to me recently have been binging ever since
@HannahMattox
@HannahMattox 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJackDam it's just so good. I also love Robbaz! He's hilarious, but definitely not for kid's ears 😂
@TheJackDam
@TheJackDam 2 жыл бұрын
@@HannahMattox Will give it a try. I love lets game it out's series on Hydroneer it is very entertaining to see him exploit the game
@HannahMattox
@HannahMattox 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJackDam oh man, yeah. It's one of my favorites 😂😂 Robbaz does some VR stuff along with some of the classics. I recommend his Fallout series, starting with the Base Building. Absolutely fantastic stuff 😂
@TheJackDam
@TheJackDam 2 жыл бұрын
@@HannahMattox Well great talking to you you can also graystillplays I liked his old videos
@javajavington9250
@javajavington9250 5 жыл бұрын
"...$35,000 a day, can you say you've got a prison to do that on day five?..." Only if the prison is in America. Wowie am I late to this...
@evanwatling3897
@evanwatling3897 5 жыл бұрын
Prisoners? Zero. Sanity? Zero. Fire Hazard? Zero. Hotel? Trivago.
@evanwatling3897
@evanwatling3897 5 жыл бұрын
AnimeAddict thanks, it’s kind of a mix between trivago and calories zero.
@VeganKebabDoRuky
@VeganKebabDoRuky 5 жыл бұрын
Them workers look like prisoners to me
@aviowl8945
@aviowl8945 5 жыл бұрын
I made it hotel 101 nobody change it
@iwbmo
@iwbmo 5 жыл бұрын
Treevago not trivago
@RupeeRhod
@RupeeRhod 5 жыл бұрын
It wasn't funny back then, it isn't funny now. Plus you're literally promoting a big company as a meme.
@BIWCTensia
@BIWCTensia 5 жыл бұрын
Use CBBE as a skyrim mod, it replaces the character models with . . . other ones
@ianlilley2577
@ianlilley2577 5 жыл бұрын
As long as it looks utterly riduclous otherwise no point.
@patrykkotkowski8781
@patrykkotkowski8781 5 жыл бұрын
XD the mod we need
@nimrag659
@nimrag659 5 жыл бұрын
Just type in sexy body slide preset into nexus and click on the first one, I guarantee it will be ridiculous
@nado1908
@nado1908 5 жыл бұрын
UUNP is far better
@BIWCTensia
@BIWCTensia 5 жыл бұрын
Another couple mods which are pretty good are the SkyUI, which you can use to hide the HUD. Deadly Spell Impacts is another good one.
@davetronred11
@davetronred11 5 жыл бұрын
As a Dave who does not drink tea, I feel personally attacked.
@microwave6921
@microwave6921 5 жыл бұрын
Im allergic to water so I cant have tea or cofee.
@lightn3ngcat
@lightn3ngcat 4 жыл бұрын
well Dave, give it a try. Theres a lot of types of T.E.A. out there, I enjoy a nice minty one.
@genericname4206
@genericname4206 4 жыл бұрын
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@mudkip_1eiks_u_39
@mudkip_1eiks_u_39 3 жыл бұрын
I dont drink either i only devour Mountain Dew like a goblin
@riskyworks
@riskyworks 2 жыл бұрын
all those parts where it made fun of what Spiff says… it's either that or the stock images, both are hilarious, I will never regret subscribing o' great tea drinker
@thefoot6271
@thefoot6271 5 жыл бұрын
*When KZbin recommendations actually work for once*
@teddyboragina6437
@teddyboragina6437 5 жыл бұрын
this so much
@OmenOfStorms
@OmenOfStorms 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed just found this myself
@blader36850
@blader36850 5 жыл бұрын
seriously. had no idea who this was.... gotta say it. thanks youtube
@jacksonkewley984
@jacksonkewley984 5 жыл бұрын
💩💩💩💩
@chaosphoenix2598
@chaosphoenix2598 5 жыл бұрын
TheFoot YES
@DeadHawk23
@DeadHawk23 5 жыл бұрын
I don't enjoy Prison Architect but I do enjoy Forestry Architect.
@artificermaestro1487
@artificermaestro1487 5 жыл бұрын
There must be a game where you are supposed to run a ferry or shipping company yet can succeed despite owning zero ships. If it exists, please play that.
@tcarrotgaming1639
@tcarrotgaming1639 5 жыл бұрын
He told me to comment the word "Yay", so... *the word yay*
@kezzer7499
@kezzer7499 5 жыл бұрын
r/madlads
@robertpaulson5095
@robertpaulson5095 3 жыл бұрын
YAY!!
@JNAC91
@JNAC91 5 жыл бұрын
This is how I used to get started. There's another one you can do as well. Build your basic office stuff and spend most of your money on a huge box of a building. Put in one toilet and all the bunk beds you can afford. Turn on your prisoner intake after a few days so you have a large backlog of min sec. Once you've taken in as many as you can you sell your prison because on paper it is a perfect prison with cap for 200+ inmates. In reality it's a powder keg about to explode but that's not your problem anymore :P Start a new prison with 500k in the bank and plant trees :D
@Reishadowen
@Reishadowen 5 жыл бұрын
Which is otherwise known as the school of "Screw you, Got mine!" Also, no refunds. >:3
@supern00bis4
@supern00bis4 5 жыл бұрын
You're a genius. An evil genius nonetheless
@christopherp6727
@christopherp6727 5 жыл бұрын
I've never even heard of this game before but this comment makes me want to buy it
@JNAC91
@JNAC91 5 жыл бұрын
You should, it's fantastic. These "bugs" don't hurt the game, if anything it improves it.
@JNAC91
@JNAC91 5 жыл бұрын
@victor bruun as true and valid as your statements may be, not really in the spirit of what we are going for here. Smile!
@seven1696
@seven1696 5 жыл бұрын
>be spiff >making profit out of a tree farm because they're better than prisoners >be really successfull >one day wake up and start playing >hear someone speaking >ignore it >ffw 1 week >they killed all the workers >it was the thing I heard >now I understand > *the trees were speaking vietnamese*
@Pundae
@Pundae 5 жыл бұрын
I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees because the trees only speak Vietnamese.
@TheSpencermacdougall
@TheSpencermacdougall 5 жыл бұрын
and the workers dieing words were:"curse you,you girthy long bois"
@slk7376
@slk7376 5 жыл бұрын
"vietnam flashbacks Intensifies"
@cynicrocketjump4071
@cynicrocketjump4071 5 жыл бұрын
*Fortunate Son*
@wileywonka1143
@wileywonka1143 5 жыл бұрын
I speak for the trees, the trees say genocide is the solution
@ryansonnenberg9274
@ryansonnenberg9274 5 жыл бұрын
you can increase system efficiency by placing the exports room south of the deliveries room
@victorvonben6915
@victorvonben6915 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen and combines 2 of my favorite things making money and watching little things run around
@Frostbyt3zGaming
@Frostbyt3zGaming 5 жыл бұрын
The true prisoners are the workers, the warden,the groundskeeper and the accountant.
@justincredible5406
@justincredible5406 5 жыл бұрын
Fightclub haiku
@nivsh7568
@nivsh7568 5 жыл бұрын
Truly, they are trapped, in the prison, of capitalism...
@Ayelis
@Ayelis 5 жыл бұрын
...and the warden just got fired. 5:33
@Frostbyt3zGaming
@Frostbyt3zGaming 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ayelis Until he gets thrown back in at 12:29. Just couldn't stay off the streets.
@zaxtonhong3958
@zaxtonhong3958 5 жыл бұрын
Money doesn't grow on trees. No. Money IS TREES
@RustyWalker
@RustyWalker 5 жыл бұрын
You can't grow trees without money?!
@lilcommandergaming8573
@lilcommandergaming8573 5 жыл бұрын
I love when it rains and all thosegirthy long boi’s crawl over the road
@notagoat281
@notagoat281 4 жыл бұрын
Right as Spiff was saying "Trees, they're just basically..." I got the ad for Ecosia that starts off with "Trees are natures solution to climate change". I feel like that was a nice bit of irony right there.
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
R u okay Spiff?
@natp8888
@natp8888 5 жыл бұрын
He’s just worried about the tax fraud. He did make a lovely prison into an indus-tree-al center.
@AonghasMcTavish
@AonghasMcTavish 5 жыл бұрын
Nah he's fine.
@papas9056
@papas9056 5 жыл бұрын
@@natp8888 You sir deserve a oscar for that pun.
@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 5 жыл бұрын
He would've been okay if the tree plantation was a tea plantation. Earl motherfucking grey as far as the eye can see hallelujah!
@justderp5713
@justderp5713 5 жыл бұрын
He should have turned on wild growth and did nothing for 3 days ingame. Bam. Tree infestation. No need for expensive seeds right away.
@tylerjohnstone3360
@tylerjohnstone3360 5 жыл бұрын
MACHO MAN DRAGONS!!! It transforms the dragons into Randy savage
@M3dicayne
@M3dicayne 4 жыл бұрын
THIS is awesome! I actually admire you, sir. Went back on building THIS to generate enough money to build exactly the prison I wanted to have from the start on!
@ravelord_n1to849
@ravelord_n1to849 5 жыл бұрын
Congrats Spiff, you've turned a game about prisons into a logging tycoon. Absolutely brilliant
@Nathan-pk1tb
@Nathan-pk1tb 5 жыл бұрын
Forestry is actually good for the environment since you’re re planting new trees (where there were no trees previously) and trees absorb more CO2 when growing that fully grown
@beelal6407
@beelal6407 5 жыл бұрын
You are aware that you cut down a tree it releases all the co2 emmisions it has absorbed
@Finality88
@Finality88 5 жыл бұрын
@@beelal6407 So you're saying that cutting down trees causes then to release carbon, the main thing wood is fucking made out of, back into the atmosphere. Yeah if you burn it or let it rot, but making things out of it instead stops this from happening. Gtfo with your half facts.
@dragonjo7550
@dragonjo7550 5 жыл бұрын
totally negates the entire co2 to grow and produce oxygen as a by product the tree has been doing for the last 10 years :p
@harley_trader
@harley_trader 5 жыл бұрын
Spiff: I can exploit a prison simulator to make an inordinate profit. Prison Industry: Hold my beer.
@cataclysmicdelta1828
@cataclysmicdelta1828 5 жыл бұрын
lol that’s a beautiful comment
@duncanurquhart5278
@duncanurquhart5278 5 жыл бұрын
this video is an accurate model of the american prison system but you have to replace the trees with inmates, the seeds with poor people, the workmen with cops, and the trucks with buses
@Karnthegreatestcreator
@Karnthegreatestcreator 5 жыл бұрын
@Arrow Head AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm guessing you don't know about private prisons.
@Maulstrum97
@Maulstrum97 5 жыл бұрын
@Arrow Head 500k fine for quotas not met. It's profitable in most states.
@healdrop9313
@healdrop9313 5 жыл бұрын
F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. But seriously, how are those related? Private prisons and George Orwell’s bestseller?
@DetachaplePenis
@DetachaplePenis 5 жыл бұрын
"This game was released in 2018" Damn, I remember playing this in its early access so many years ago. It's good to see it still being played.
@corwintanner6304
@corwintanner6304 5 жыл бұрын
So... a brit perfected the art of being an american? Seems legit.
@liamturner1342
@liamturner1342 2 жыл бұрын
Well, Americans had to learn it from somewhere
@TheGrinningViking
@TheGrinningViking 5 жыл бұрын
"Posh Mudcrabs" Mudcrabs will have a monocle and tophat and look absolutely spiffing. For a bonus try it as a combo with "My pet mudcrab," finally a pet to drink tea with!
@andrasfogarasi5014
@andrasfogarasi5014 5 жыл бұрын
Paradox bought Prison Architect? *inb4 grand strategy prison management game*
@GothaBillsAndDeath
@GothaBillsAndDeath 5 жыл бұрын
Wait that sounds amazing. Fire up the Gulags lads!
@RevCode
@RevCode 5 жыл бұрын
@@GothaBillsAndDeath Conquer them in Crusader Kings, get free -slave- prison labour
@MrRoanRocks
@MrRoanRocks 5 жыл бұрын
The Gulag has declared a holy war for Alcatraz
@TheBrothergreen
@TheBrothergreen 5 жыл бұрын
Assasinating gang leaders, taking concubines, building an army... Trade. What could go wrong?
@classicalbets5184
@classicalbets5184 5 жыл бұрын
inb4 unplayable late game lag
@joelhaggis5054
@joelhaggis5054 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff's assertion that trees that trees can walk both amuses and unsettles me.
@williamheard4390
@williamheard4390 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Epic! Yay for Forestry Architect Simulator 2019!
@notadog4762
@notadog4762 5 жыл бұрын
if you want to play a game in a way it wasnt supposed to play an ea game without buying in game purchases
@vitveltrubsky3362
@vitveltrubsky3362 5 жыл бұрын
an american prison: Let's expand north Breaking news a tree chopping company/charity invaded Canada
@Asdayasman
@Asdayasman 5 жыл бұрын
Vít Veltrubský A bro team crossover?
@bernardonegri5416
@bernardonegri5416 4 жыл бұрын
1:01 "prisoners need freedom" The Spiffing Brit, 2019 Also, the profit you make with selling logs is equal to 114% of the money spent on seeds.
@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, this game has come a long way since I played it in Early Access. Cheers on your Forestry simulator find. Pretty cool!
@miskatonic6210
@miskatonic6210 5 жыл бұрын
A game achieved true greatness when you can use the economy system to do something the game wasn't meant for.
@igamable9576
@igamable9576 5 жыл бұрын
I make a big forestry at every single prision eventually, really the better way to gain money.
@fireinthehole2272
@fireinthehole2272 5 жыл бұрын
This girthy long boi of a youtube algorithm just worked
@weirdg
@weirdg 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry sir, but this is too real.
@stashtree
@stashtree 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the first Spiff video the algorithm suggested to me... It's been a great 2 years. Here's to another year of Spiff!
@JEKAFISHER
@JEKAFISHER 5 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying a fine cup of Earl Grey for my noon break
@gdaws6160
@gdaws6160 5 жыл бұрын
where's the hot in the end of Earl Grey (Star trek)
@talgron
@talgron 5 жыл бұрын
Alternate start - live another life (www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/272/), this one allows you to choose from a number of backgrounds and starting locations which do come with their own quest progression (like if you want to start as a member in the fighters guild or own a specific house) or if you want to start as a vampire, bandit, ect, its great for role playing and great for skipping the same old opening
@jackryan2612
@jackryan2612 5 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure there was a better alternative start mod (with more options, custom quests) but i cant remember what its called
@ninjacdarkin
@ninjacdarkin 5 жыл бұрын
uh
@siramielthefirst7536
@siramielthefirst7536 5 жыл бұрын
@Chunklet Skyrim Unbound?
@pltkaiser9258
@pltkaiser9258 5 жыл бұрын
THAT IS NO PRISON TO THE GULAG!
@oskarboman9308
@oskarboman9308 5 жыл бұрын
Kasier Mapping It is a tree prison
@ollyravenhill7341
@ollyravenhill7341 5 жыл бұрын
It is just iron hotel
@floppydisksareop
@floppydisksareop 5 жыл бұрын
All the inmates here have committed treeson
@benjaminmiddaugh2729
@benjaminmiddaugh2729 5 жыл бұрын
Was expecting "Girthy long boi." Was disappointed.
@A_Man_In_His_Van
@A_Man_In_His_Van 5 жыл бұрын
@@floppydisksareop hemmph! Lol
@accentedreality
@accentedreality 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Spiffing Brit video. There's something beautiful about it. A little mad, yes, but also beautiful.
@Twisted_Code
@Twisted_Code 4 жыл бұрын
Yay! More PA content please content please. It's one of the few games I've seen you play that is in my steam library so the more exploits the better ;-)
@ser6Ijvolk
@ser6Ijvolk 5 жыл бұрын
You can just imagine that this is taking place in the "Happening" universe and all those trees are convicted murderers.
@Swecraft1
@Swecraft1 5 жыл бұрын
Yay, I want to see how far this can go
@Walshy1Jojo
@Walshy1Jojo 5 жыл бұрын
This scheme reminds me of Shawshank Redemption. Love it =). Excited for the Tea in the other video on Prison Architect. YAY
@christianfox7431
@christianfox7431 5 жыл бұрын
An absolute unit of a chap came round the other day, he said he was from the Human Organ Co. And once he tried fitting through the door I realized he was to tall and wide. So I said "Woah Big Dave, woah. You are too much of a girthy long boi to get in here mate.".
@RealRinka
@RealRinka 5 жыл бұрын
Mod: Bear Musician Eng Don't you want a summonable bear to play music for you?
@dylan__dog
@dylan__dog 5 жыл бұрын
*misirlou playing in the distance*
@karanoelle4819
@karanoelle4819 5 жыл бұрын
People have the saying that money doesn't grow on trees. They only say this because they don't have a prison that runs a forestry business that basically prints money. Money isn't grown from trees, it's printed from trees.
@marksmod
@marksmod 5 жыл бұрын
where can I download the drivers for these tree printers
@irishwr
@irishwr 5 жыл бұрын
Now I have to try this in the Switch version. Thanks for this.
@finlaymonygomery4328
@finlaymonygomery4328 4 жыл бұрын
Spiffs voice, when mixed with tea is the most relaxing thing in the Universe.
@siramielthefirst7536
@siramielthefirst7536 5 жыл бұрын
Ordinator - Perk mod that overhauls the perks in the game Apocalypse - A spell mod that adds new, ridiculous spells Apocalypse-Ordinator Patch - Explanation in the name, required for the two to work together All three of these are by the same man, He is a very good mod author, Enai Siaion, would recommend checking him out Edit - If your willing to use the skyrim nexus, SKY-RE - A complete overhaul mod that adds perks, weapons, armor, etc.
@brownspottedcat
@brownspottedcat 5 жыл бұрын
this is a prison architect video
@shuffonix
@shuffonix 5 жыл бұрын
@@brownspottedcat 11:12 - 11:45
@brownspottedcat
@brownspottedcat 5 жыл бұрын
@@shuffonix ah, i'm dumbass
@DruBolack
@DruBolack 5 жыл бұрын
if you put the export section after the delivery section, the truck ends up full
@Minase77
@Minase77 5 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff! Keep it going! :)
@zidanewaterflower
@zidanewaterflower 5 жыл бұрын
I am currently in maximum panicking mode, as I just brewed my last cuppa tea! I'll have to watch the rest once I get back from the grocer's with fresh tea.
@Nathan-pk1tb
@Nathan-pk1tb 5 жыл бұрын
Mod: Trainwiz Reason: It’s basically a reskin of dragons to be Thomas the Tank Engine
@samuelmalaby7498
@samuelmalaby7498 5 жыл бұрын
truly the pinnacle of skyrim modding
@2headedtasman200
@2headedtasman200 5 жыл бұрын
It really is a beautiful thing
@jackryan2612
@jackryan2612 5 жыл бұрын
Kenny loggins mod is better Dragons=fighter jets Combat music=danger zone
@bleflar9183
@bleflar9183 5 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
@GM6linx
@GM6linx 5 жыл бұрын
Tea plantations sound fun and all but why not just jump straight to growing poppy and making some opium?
@RandomPerson-jo7cw
@RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 жыл бұрын
because China will declare war against you
@bobby8012
@bobby8012 5 жыл бұрын
bcs its ilegal
@sketchyirishman8975
@sketchyirishman8975 5 жыл бұрын
Kim Thing damn you beat me to it!
@RandomPerson-jo7cw
@RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 жыл бұрын
@@sketchyirishman8975 yes
@Mavrik9000
@Mavrik9000 5 жыл бұрын
An excellent lesson in profits from fraud. Also creating new jobs and helping the environment. Mod in solar panels, windmills, and electric trucks. Collect your Nobel Prize you girthy long boi, you've saved the world!
@gemstonegynoid7475
@gemstonegynoid7475 3 ай бұрын
Now solar panels are indeed in the game with dlc.
@Almondcruncher
@Almondcruncher 5 жыл бұрын
you have managed to turn Prison Architect into a Cookie Clicker game
@gamerboygaming
@gamerboygaming 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you wanna see my girthy long boi?" "Sure." "Ok." *Pulls out tree from behind him.* "Wow! That's amazing!
@Testperson001
@Testperson001 5 жыл бұрын
PUT DELIVERY BEFORE EXPORT...the empty wasted space is killing me!
@devoided2
@devoided2 5 жыл бұрын
13 minutes in, i had a feeling he wasn't gonna make a prison You sir just earned another subscriber
@lmilton1980
@lmilton1980 4 жыл бұрын
Had to go back and watch this after the most recent video. Sadly, I wasn't drinking any tea at the time, but immediately after I brewed up a mug of Spiffco's Special Edition Penal Forestry. Mmmmmm.... Delicious!
@ratliver8128
@ratliver8128 5 жыл бұрын
Mod: Heart attack Explanation: Gives your character a heart attack
@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar
@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar 5 жыл бұрын
At first thought you were gonna make it all a forestry run by prisoners
@ecmorgan69
@ecmorgan69 2 жыл бұрын
Great video. I love sitting back with a nice warm cup of cof... uh, TEA, tea. Tea, right, tea.
@sindurgoku8022
@sindurgoku8022 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most impressive videos I've seen this year. Oh. My. God. When I think about how many times my prisons burned down or fell to the inevitable shootout between riot police and the inmates I feel really fucking stupid now.
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