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[@drguthrie7621]

I would totally watch a longer vid with all of them his reasoning is funny

[@jschmid26]

Yes! I wanna have the full version, there are so many more champs in League

[@deeemee]

there's still the vod up on his twitch

[@myboy_]

Watch stream live

[@helgenlane]

The full stream vod is peak comedy

[@bevvvy1374]

@@DarkSoulser Now it's gone forever 😔

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

Next: Smash or Pass Bloodborne bosses

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

@Gabriel Silhol that’s Dark Souls you noob!

[@mustardblunt8680]

Oh yes please lmao i need to see this

[@TommyBoi760]

Father Gascoigne yassss

[@maxwellsmith3893]

The One Reborn is basically just asking for it…

[@brain_tonic]

Any From Software boss is an instant pass. Actual horrible monsters, every single one of them.

[@justinle1085]

“Is the two “A’s” necessary?” It was in the memo…

[@pentagonofpeople]

THE DOUBLE A THING VARUS

[@Crazieyboy15]

And with Aatrox's entire "I'm goign to kill everyone to spite the gods" attitude, if he took the time to write a MEMO, it should be respected.

[@residentratking5749]

varus

[@fuhrermudkip7436]

@@residentratking5749 Vaarus* we might as well let him get the memo

[@guillermomorales8253]

heimerdinger probably has the capability of committing a lot of warcrimes with his inventions

[@barriath8841]

He probably already has.

[@georgemosidze1794]

Singed already has. Who's to say that the donger hasn't?

[@serialdrunkdriver]

@@georgemosidze1794 singed is responsible for all of germanys ww1 poison gas war crimes.

[@hajot2582]

He already did

[@sns_taunoraka782]

Glad he retired. We really have an oversaturation of war crimes these days...

[@GSGPINBALL]

I wanted to see him do all the champions but I get that would be a much longer video

[@captainbadge0072]

samee

[@darthbishop5973]

and i was really looking forward to him shit talking teemo as well... tragic

[@Blob360kek]

He did it on twitch

[@kilorat]

I really wanted to see him say smash to Twitch

[@snazzyfeathers]

All you need to know is he's smashing 95% of the characters

[@niggiboi198]

Evelynn: kills thousends of peolpe because of joy and nutrition-> smash Elise: kills hundreds of people to stay young -> smash Jinx.... -> pass cause crasy Professor can you pls explain this to the class ? Btw the yordle thing i can respect

[@johannesmanninen6416]

Evelynn and Elise are not crazy, just dedicated to what they do. Jinx is mentally unhinged. Easy explanation.

[@thesaltybeard1793]

Simple. He saw arcane. He knows lots about jinx. Not so much these characters.

[@euoplo1007]

sometimes you just dont think with your head

[@cloberlobster2276]

he literally said smash to Elise tho.

[@SpiffSpaff]

they aren't crazy, they know exactly what they're doing

[@backpain8688]

the choices should be expanded to : pass, smash or get smashed

[@jerrynassi6017]

he kindof explains whether hed do the smashing or being smashed when he picks smash

[@kyburn6195]

Imagine being the one person that makes a goth happy.

[@lazarsharky]

I imagine it's kinda draining.

[@CuppaLiber-tea]

@@lazarsharky Indeed it would be but a crazy goth is even worse.

[@MrDiana1706]

the good ending

[@kyburn6195]

@@lazarsharky yeah at first. But then the self-discovery arc happens and you both become better people.

[@jerrynassi6017]

fuck that it sucks

[@casualrat1807]

"i dont like pain" Evelynn, the literal demon of agony: HARD SMASH

[@falabrakgamer6575]

Well….you wouldn’t?

[@friendlyhamster8989]

@@falabrakgamer6575 you'd literally die and would get scammed since unfortunately Evelyn never actually does it and only teases🙃

[@darkgrundi9543]

@@friendlyhamster8989 still worth it. Edging ftw.

[@israelmateo2050]

@@friendlyhamster8989 I would die in the most macho way possible tho

[@JaxMerrick]

I'm afraid to see what a Smash or Pass on Warframe would be now.

[@ezalie77]

Would be even better tho

[@bonestryke5391]

Robussy

[@yuhboidev9457]

tenoussy

[@thisaccountisuselessimfr6263]

You are my new best friend, stranger

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

Kela's breedable grinussy

[@liambradbury5079]

Everyone: I don’t lie, yordles. I know they’re like 300 yeas old but they’re small and weird. So pass Lando: smash smash smash smash and smash

[@Kaweebo]

Everyone? Try weirdos. Professor Lando has the right idea here

[@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg]

@@Kaweebo eh, don't know bout that, chief.

[@mojolotz]

Yeah nah poppy is an exception. She's caring and courageous and strong. Hella sexy

[@pudimjogando1198]

Yeah like, not everything that's small is a child

[@Blue_Spirit7]

@@pudimjogando1198 welcome to latin america, females can be under 5'1 casually

[@MariaKryvohub]

"I'm not gonna smash the first muscular demon just because he's some muscular guy without substance" Two seconds later: "yeah smash that ahri girl"

[@MariaKryvohub]

As a bisexual I'm kinda tired of seeing the obvious hypocrisy towards woman in a lot of bisexual people. This is just fucking bizzare, tbh. Any slightly sexy woman is an insta A-S tier to them.

[@MariaKryvohub]

KDA opinion is based tho.

[@shaunry]

I mean, do you blame him? 👀

[@FGCDean]

@@MariaKryvohub I mean he did say he was being generic with his choice with ahri. But like foreal tho are you gonna pass?

[@iconofthicc6086]

@@MariaKryvohub did I ask

[@randomhuman7094]

0:53 Yes the double a is necessary. i'm pretty sure there is an actual voiceline in game about it.

[@pentagonofpeople]

THE DOUBLE A THING VARUS! THERE WAS A MEMO!

[@lvadimass]

@@pentagonofpeople Two aa's Varus, two!!! We had a memo

[@primeministersinister3885]

6:12 "My Instinct is that he would take care of me" Lmao he would be the last person to do so xD

[@lvadimass]

He would if he cared, after all he is very saddened when targon forces him to blow up his stars as punishment for disobedience

[@hinoakuma6386]

@@lvadimass nah pretty sure he doesnt care. Hes sad because they have his reigns... thats about it.

[@bigsmoke6675]

Finally someone who is honest about the Yordles. Tristana: tomboy shortstack. Poppy: Top Waifu shortstack Vex: Goth shortstack Anyone who says they wouldn't bang any of them is lying, and yes, that includes women. *Lulu not included because She's crazy, but hey, some people are into that as well.

[@EnraiChannel]

Finally someone sane.

[@diorequiem4098]

You mean poppy cannon form poppy and stay up poppy?

[@breadkin6534]

Naw Furries are bad, but Midget-furries?!

[@oldworldblues4953]

You based as fuck

[@pigi2864]

He made me so proud for passing seraphine

[@polo619652]

Literally belle delphine

[@LeBornMajes]

@@polo619652 belle delphine but instead of an octopus in a fridge, it's a remains of skarner's friends and family

[@ItsJustKaya]

I wasn't there but what if his stream played a big part on his decision

[@DarknessHashira]

plus she's underage so he had to pass anyway

[@solarwings1132]

@@jayvhoncalma3458 Not just westerners, but literally anyone that stans Twitter. I mainly followed people from the west that shared my ideals and they’re all like, “Not only are they fake but… no, that’s just it. They’re fake. Stop caring because I don’t care.”

[@PauaP]

For jinx, what about "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed"

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

He should look up Jinx.

[@gamera5160]

It's never worth it. Good sex is not worth the crazy girl knowing where you live.

[@empath3577]

Dude she do a 180 at any moment, not worth it

[@lil_tari]

She's a minor😭😭😭

[@obviouslyanonymous]

Evelyn: whole design is "I'm gonna fuck you" Lando: 😲👏👏👏 Lucian: part of design is "I'm gonna fuck you" Lando: HOW VILE!

[@Silenthero66]

I like everything about League of Legends expect for League of Legends.

[@lordkanti8260]

😄

[@adriantomasik5831]

exactly, the game itself sucks but everything else about it is great.

[@helgenlane]

Same. The Runeterra MMO is our only hope for salvation.

[@lazerenvy9214]

lore is so fking good too

[@espada8077]

fix your grammar first bud.

[@Nissim1795]

Shyvana's number 1 and he didn't even mentioned her dragon transformation. That's instant top waifu for me.

[@wabbajack8283]

Ezreal has a thang with them legs of Shyv

[@Senketts]

My god your takes on master yi and seraphine are fucking spot on. I couldn't have said it better myself.

[@KSTED1980]

Lando, the amount of energy and commitment you give to your craft is beyond respectful. Thank you for what you provide to so many people. Take it easy my guy!

[@spacetaco048]

Honestly, this is a perfect chance to say I got League just specifically to play monster girls and monster girls only. I don't care if they're 3 star difficulty and I'm awful, I gotta play them all.

[@euoplo1007]

cultured

[@Failzz8]

The only reason I'd endorse for installing this game.

[@amare2014]

reksai.

[@lvadimass]

Not playing the midget hamster with ptsd who causes ptsd or succcrow 9000 but still a respectable choice, though the reason you're awful is probably cause you're only playing with one hand :^)

[@hans-jorgoftening646]

Spirit Blossom Cassiopeia is my religion, followed by Blood Moon Elise. That's some gourmet shit.

[@Evan8787]

"I need an ass" - Professor Lando, 2022

[@Your-Senpai]

0:48 "Is the two A's necessary?" According to Aatrox himself, yes.

[@wabbajack8283]

It was a memo that Varus apparently forgot.

[@darwin7636]

Lando: I don't like goths *finger hovers over unsubscribe button *

[@amellirizarry9503]

i almost disliked the video out of reflex 😂

[@vortextusd7838]

goths are mid

[@matthewlynn6108]

Classy that he credits Markiplier each time he does one of these. There’s no room for plagiarism in academia.

[@NA-zs4xi]

So okay on that question of why like goth girls. I like the aesthetic, the blues and purples and blacks and some pinks of the looks, a lot of goth girls ive been with are chill just existing together, dont always want to go out to places, find it hilarious when when we rip on people. Its really i guess about the personality and the aesthetic of a goth girl

[@Learn4Live]

I agree 10000% with you my dear friend. Your explanation about the attractiviness of goth girls is precise and clear. Their aesthetic, ways of talking and cool personality is hella addicting and adorable.

[@hondaibonzai6575]

"Aatrox, is the double A neceserary?" Yes, the 'double A' thing. There was a memo

[@valleyard8674]

"I'm a fragile little flower" I can't explain how much I'm freaking laughing, freaking hell

[@jaeberlin]

I wonder what would happen if he did smash or pass with Cookie run characters... not just kingdom

[@stuckerfan2563]

Yea

[@nullpointerworks4036]

The amount of zooming effects in this video is epic.

[@NeekoGood]

Way too much imo, I couldn't see half of the characters.

[@martiddy]

Professor Lando: "I'm gonna pass on Miss Fortune" Also him: "Alistar looks sexy af, smash!"

[@gamera5160]

I would smash Miss Fortune in the Lore. Pass on in-game Miss Fortune.

[@CobraCommander711]

Lando: "I don't wanna get pegged wrong." Well its good you smashed Akali, cause she will peg you right.

[@martinx777sk2]

Professor is the pinnacle of critical thought

[@xmemox0497]

15:28 the problem here is, lorewise morgana isnt even gothlike, she actually is a very kind and fair girl.

[@transtoaster5660]

When he said smash to Poppy I fucking screamed "YES" out loud and pumped my fist I'm not even exaggerating I genuinely reacted that passionately what is wrong with me teach

[@transtoaster5660]

24:33 I DID IT AGAIN LMFAOOOO

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

"I just want to f*ck all the Yordles. I'm not the bad guy here..." ~ The villain of Arcane S2

[@arturoflash]

Darius would actually be open to be caring. There was a comic where it was shown he had a wife and he had a loving relationship with her

[@atreus3006]

9:04 wait till you hear her voice lines

[@heartless2147]

Did Professor Lando do a lesson on Shortstacks yet? If he didn't he really should, would help explain why goblin girls and Midna from Twilight Princess are popular, plus I wouldn't feel alone for my attraction to Shortstacks.

[@thelostmessenger]

I think they're cool and not talked about enough

[@sephiroaone-of-nine101]

Brother you are not alone!!

[@lylatfox4]

Your not alone brother

[@katherineirisalessandrasmi2928]

A higher being once said.... "Orianna can install a fleshlight and Linux, put her in C tier" That's a smash.

[@tavoso]

0:51 as an aatrox main, yes professor, the 2 "a"s are necessary

[@bruman4640]

-him: "Aatrox, is the two A necessary?" -me: "There was a memo Varus, THERE WAS A MEMO"

[@onebilliontacos3405]

Professor Lando: I don't like goth Also Professor Lando: Smashes the lady known as daughter of the void

[@DarknessHashira]

she's not really goth, though? more so a antihero samus

[@TempoLOOKING]

I would smash the mind flare from MGE. Also The goat god from OverLord is a dam milf.

[@serenitynow85]

Oh my god. It took me this many Prof Lando videos to make me realize how similar vibes he has to the dean (Dean Pelton) from 'Community'

[@argonianguy6226]

this man got the MOST based takes on smash or pass league characters even while not playing league, holy fuck

[@hinoakuma6386]

This might be completely irrelevant. But the person who said Kassadin is abusive after mans literally lost everything even his mind trying to save his daughter from the void is insane. His entire story is about him trying to save Kaisa, hoping thats shes still alive. He didnt abuse her before that either. the void just swallowed up their area.

[@adonisgotheart]

Next: Smash or Pass Yu-Gi-Oh Characters / Cards

[@brain_tonic]

Not cards, are you insane? There are like 12K cards. He'd have to dedicate a whole week to that lol

[@adonisgotheart]

@@brain_tonic obviously not all cards. Just the OG/Iconic cards.

[@Volgalist]

Purpose of Arcane: Riot just want to do it. Literally, "Riot just want to do it". OG Dev in Riot said that they always want to make an animated series about some characters, which are Jinx and Vi in the first place, but never have enough spare budget.

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Fun Fact about AAtrox. His character named inspired Brandon E to take up the title of Glizzard. It's a a slightly different pronounciation and spelling, but you can see how you get Glizzy Hands from AAtrox by only swapping 3 letters.

[@idiocentricink7849]

‘Is the two AA’s necessary’ THE MEMO LANDO THE MEMO

[@dunkkato7030]

FINALLY someone admitted Yordles Tristana and Poppy are absolute Smash

[@CulturedDegenerate]

Hypocrites be like, "Lando how could you smash Rell you're so creepy" and then go simp for Zoe because she's "tHoUsAndS oF YEarS oLd". Gfto here

[@big_fish_energy3471]

Looks can be deceiving. Morgana is actually a really kind angel. More so than her sister.

[@TheHellhound01]

Every single goth i have ever met was chill af. Intense and kinda depressed, but chill af and fun to hang with

[@SzeleR]

"Is this double Aa necessary?" Aatrox taunting Varus: “Varus. V-A-R-U-S. Your name should have an A and then another A, Varus. There was a memo, Varus. There was a MEMO.” (Varus is cursed with a Darkin, but doesn’t have a double A name like Aatrox or Rhaast.)

[@revangofficial]

Heresy! Morgana is not at all goth/dark. She is actually just a character that dislikes the "holier than thou" disposition of the lore's gods, and feels much more at home with mortals because of their ability to, uh, improvise, adapt, and overcome.

[@stasmen7752]

Her conflict with Kayle is not because of this reason at all but because different views in justice

[@DanglingToxin]

I wanted to see the full video… but I think I need some alone time to process… “I'm not into goths”… hit hard, Lando.

[@tsuki5993]

"Spiritually, I will smash" never change bro

[@HermaeusMoron]

Better question...Professor Lando, Smash or Pass?

[@riverbandit2138]

Pass, he dissed Seraphine.

[@NightshadeNate]

Smash, he dissed Seraphine

[@lazarsharky]

Due to legal reasons of him being my professor and in a trusted position of power. I'd have to pass.

[@tolvajtamas8567]

SMASHY SMASH (with Oversimplified's voice)

[@buzia7530]

that would be traumatizing pass

[@Sploberrie]

As a Seraphine main, I am thankful you at least hate on her for a perfectly valid and justified reason, unlike the rest of the internet. You perfectly described both why I play her and why I feel bad for my enemies when I play her.

[@thelostmessenger]

Bro, Lando just spittin straight facts the whole video

[@statesminds]

Dude you crack me up so damn much. Love your vids.

[@daffanurmahendraradyaperda6174]

0:51 "Is the two A neccesary?" There was a memo Varus, THERE WAS A MEMO

[@Pteriidae]

The fact that Ezreal was skipped in the video... I want to know Professor's opinion on the cocky femboy explorer, come _on_ D:

[@jarda6792]

Watch the twitch VOD

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

Lando: no goths Me: Shows Rosaria from Genshin, twirling a knife with a not give a shit look.

[@brreakfastYT]

People that get on a high horse about being attracted to fictional characters when they're 'underage' are silly.

[@maskedsol6103]

@@TempoLOOKING wtf are you talking about

[@TempoLOOKING]

@@maskedsol6103 oh look youtube is getting interested..just got an community guidelines strike...I hope Elon Musk buys KZbin next!!!!!

[@AgentForest]

Yes, the Evelynn skins are the horniest in the game. She's literally a succubus style demon, lol.

[@Cytryz]

I lost my shit at master yi. I feel the same way about that character. Hell even if you play the game a lot. If you are not an organized team, that character is a damn menace.

[@razorflossrazor2937]

The fucked thing is even if you kill him him if the game goes on long enough it doesn't matter

[@ReikokuXTaifuu]

Darius is funny cause of the comic with his former wife/girlfriend/fiancee/whatever. Dude's a monster on the battlefield but a compassionate lover.

[@boshman11]

„I don‘t wanna be turned to stone!!“ -> death, Unspeakable torment and ghoulish tales of wanton lust -> „count me in“

[@TempoLOOKING]

So he wants to die slow and painfully without a safe word lol

[@mattguy1773]

You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them

[@Boke911]

22:22 gigga chad

[@GizmoHibiki]

Are you saying you "Get your Yordles off"?

[@thesaltybeard1793]

I understand this reference. I would say I'm ashamed. If I were ashamed. Instead I'm just oddly proud.

[@aarnelehti]

@ProfessorLando could you upload the full stream? I'ts not up on your twitch anymore and a lot of us would love to watch the full version! :)

[@tm0129]

Professor Lando: Sees Kai'sa Also Professor Lando: S M A S H

[@BoggarthVT]

Goths are into rock and metal. I’m into rock and metal. Smash.

[@rararasputin8608]

This was an interesting series... Oh gods, seeing him after the first half was interesting. Hope you feel better, Lando!

[@lynth]

Yo, Professor. What if I told you that most popular kids shows throughout all ages (Power Rangers, Transformers, Pokemon, YuGiOh, etc.) were just marketing shows to get people to buy games and Merchandise? This isn't new. In fact, Arcane is pretty old school in that regard.

[@FoxhoundIbby]

*Complains about low hanging fruit *Immediately picks Ahri

[@JncID10T]

I feel like a lot of your passes would be smash with a couple dif skin lines they got

[@JncID10T]

Ok the pass on Morgana and goths is craaaaazy😫😫

[@George-go8zt]

The fact that you passed rakan deeply hurt my rakan main feelings

[@zekkianimations6364]

Ah yes you need two A for Aatrox its on a note,his kind has a note that says you need 2 A's on ur name (im looking at you VARUS)

[@Totaltko]

“Don’t put your d in crazy” Proceeds to say smash to illaoi

[@WillButtlerYeets]

technically she isnt crazy because her god is very, very real

[@Ardkun00]

She isn't crazy

[@NovasNewGroove]

"look at the abs" WHAT ABS BRO???? THAT'S A CHOPPING BOARD WHAT ABS

[@Sp1tFire92]

Dafuq is up with those "camera zooms"

[@joshy5494]

Too much lol

[@bikiniboky2488]

0:52 its the memmo Lando ITS THE MEMMO

[@joseonblackmann1867]

I need to see the entire thing.

[@Stormzy2heaven]

HOW DARE YOU PASS AKSHAN, YOU ARE NOW CURSED TO HAVE YOUR GAMES CLAPPED BY GIGACHAD Active: Jax enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for up to 2 seconds, causing all basic attacks against him to miss. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. After 1 second, Jax can reactivate to end it immediately.

[@Azrael79a]

I mean, if you go with Ashe, you can also get a hot Tryndamere lol.

[@zzodysseuszz]

16:00 the white smooth skin is really it. Black smooth skin also works. The juxtaposition of the white with black even if just their hair looks really nice. Same with black chicks. Maybe I’m not really into goths lol

[@superstarr_26]

Next: Smash or Pass w Clash Royale/Clans characters 😳😳

[@lazarsharky]

Hog rider.

[@lizardasslick]

That would be kinda pog tbh

[@jarda6792]

But professor baby dragon is only 15 years old

[@319841]

Ive been looking for this I dont know why you seem to have unlisted it

[@jio_graze1491]

his logic on master yi and seraphine is the most relatable reaction to those characters ever.

[@yagor_gm8721]

THIS MAN PASSED ON JINX MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I'LL HAVE TO SEE YOUR CREDENTIALS AS A PROFESSOR BECAUSE YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND

[@phillpraterii8632]

I don’t even play League but I enjoyed watching this

[@Jshlattsnumber1fan]

out of all the videos i could have watched while my headphones were charging

[@lolxdlolmfaololxdd8879]

what a great way to start my morning, ty professor

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

Kassadin abusive? Dude went the punisher route after the tragic events of his family