Protection From Yourself | House M.D.

House grows jealous of Wilson when finding he has been going on "outings" with Cuddy after refusing to go on dates with him. He later tracks Wilson's ex wife to decode what Wilsons true intentions might actually be.
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[@grosezero8834]

"nobody works harder to give a woman what she wants" I guess the forest nymphs really did teach him how to please a woman

[@KuraBitur]

What a good reference

[@Canonfudder]

To be or not to be afraid..

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

😂

[@haddy106]

Be not afraid

[@Canonfudder]

@@haddy106 Im afraid you would say that. Maybe the foo/rest-api nymphs need to teach you a lesson.

[@katejenkins9925]

I love that House drinks Wilson's coffee to wash down his pills without his permission and has the gall to tell him he puts too much sugar in his coffee.

[@CzechMirco]

It is still a sound lifestyle advice, regardless of it coming from a moocher.

[@kassipojad3726]

thats a best friend relationship

[@XeroFailGames]

@@kassipojad3726 truth

[@SnuffIt]

He complained about the sugar yet throughout the series we see Him constantly with lollipops and candy bars XD

[@nancyhowell4505]

@@SnuffIt OR House just doesn't like sugar in his coffee. He does like sugary candy. 🤷‍♀️

[@clutch2864]

House: “you have to sleep with cuddy” Wilson: 👁 👁 👄

[@awaytosleep5762]

More like 😵‍💫

[@caroahc]

👁 👁 👅

[@josephscyknight5305]

They were together in the past, House Kuddy and wilson know eatch other since college🤪

[@Jojo_jomo]

Im cracking up because “huge ego sorry” is both an accurate statement about and an anagram for Gregory House

[@hellohi4543]

Oh my gosh YES!

[@vespuh]

yes that was kind of the intended meaning...

[@Gumbocinno]

that was the joke h a t w a s t h e j o k e

[@darkcoeficient]

​@@Gumbocinno the late 2000s called. They approve of your format.

[@PkmnGymLeader]

@@Gumbocinno It's a joke that some people might've missed in the short time that it was said. If you're going to complain about a comment, find one that's actually stupid. There are plenty of them.

[@Laura_654]

“Did you just compare Wilson to a tampon?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@volisardba6060]

time code?

[@Laura_654]

@@volisardba6060 4:07-4:16 I think. 😖

[@GanjaMasterBlaster]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that part

[@Memily23]

4:35 That art installation was really cool and smart because it obligates you to bend over to see it

[@eiji862]

Ha!

[@steztoyz]

House: "I'm not safe? Cool." House's brain: Whew! I'm not friend zoned.

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

😂

[@derekghost9543]

"Nobody works harder to give a woman what she wants." House: *visible worry*

[@iosefka7774]

wilson and cuddy being worriedly curious about the bdsm photos is cute lol

[@EggsToYourBacon]

The only reason I clicked was the bdsm photos in the thumbnail lol

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

😂

[@coolL9457]

If someone in lockdown would take the plunge & organize these clips in chronological order on a playlist im sure a lot of ppl would be interested in seeing just how much this channel has provided

[@archerninja5537]

Yes please

[@mysteryblondee]

I was wondering the same thing

[@harleymoore441]

Actually interested in this as well I’ll try making a playlist during slow parts of dnd later 👍

[@boianko]

It's not really possible. The clips either condense one of the episode's subplots (i.e. using scenes from several different times in the episode, skipping around) or they have moments from multiple episodes. On top of that you have multiple videos that have the same clip (usually since it combines two subplots).

[@justinalias2279]

Yes please please link to that

[@UnSanitary]

This is the only thing i watch nowadays...

[@zy8005]

Missing House too, huh?

[@UnSanitary]

@@zy8005 Ofc. I would watch it again but clips are so much better.

[@hissnakeissolid2827]

I haven't even seen the show but i adore these clips i am so okay with these clips in my recommended

[@angrygroceries1]

Weird seeing you here, recognized you from the eric andre clips you've posted.

[@pranavnagarkar2466]

It is that addictive

[@notairborne8512]

The ole' Bicycle pump up the prison wallet exhibit. Classic....

[@retlocpeck325]

The second she said it damaging the large intestine and it looking like a bicycle pump, I knew what it was. God dammit

[@sunnyride89]

@@retlocpeck325 what is it? Its not an actual bicycle pump?

[@cryies]

@@sunnyride89 no, its a fetish called Inflation fetish.

[@MsZsc]

@@cryies nooooooo

[@staley101]

My friend called it "natures pocket" everyone has one 🤣

[@henrypeters5291]

That's what I love about House. Bonny gave him a reality check and he though he acknowledges it and even at least partially agrees with it, he still shuts her down perfectly.

[@VideoGuy232]

I’d say he does owe her something, since he lies to her about his intentions in order to get information. It isn’t about making her feel better about Wilson, it’s about House’s ulterior motives. He wastes her time and gives her false hope on making a sale, which isn’t really fair to her (or anyone else).

[@starwarfan8342]

@@VideoGuy232 yeah but his ulterior motives were helping Wilson.

[@VideoGuy232]

@@starwarfan8342 I think his ulterior motives were to screw with his (potential) relationship with Cuddy. Either way, he didn’t need to lie to get the information. And helping a friend doesn’t change the fact that he screws someone else over to do it.

[@dan-tf6ie]

@@VideoGuy232 How is his anagram missing 4 letters? "Gregory House" vs "Huge Ego Sorry" checks out

[@VideoGuy232]

@@dan-tf6ie You’re right, I was using “Doctor Greg” instead of just “Gregory” since I was comparing his anagram to “hector does go rug.” My mistake, fixed in the edit

[@bryan9587]

GREGORY HOUSE = HUGE EGO SORRY MIND BLOWN

[@Berkhoi]

Also HUGE EGO SORRY= HUGH LAURIE.

[@bubbaguy4411]

@@Berkhoi I don't think you know what an anagram is...also..from what I have seen in interviews...Hugh is fairly humble.

[@610Hobbies]

Yeah, but that anagram doesn't have "Hector" in it, unless they named the dog "Ego" or "Sorry", lol, that'd be funny.

[@87BeanMachine87]

She said it was an anagram for DOCTOR GREGORY HOUSE. The one House came up with was just for GREGORY HOUSE.

[@MartinFinnerup]

@@Berkhoi You may want to Google the word "anagram" buddy.

[@vitomcsween974]

After watching this I feel like Wilson's Ex-Wives are screwing him

[@tumadrev598]

And not in a good way

[@MCF961]

If they were screwing him, would they be his ex-wives.

[@blairbrown4812]

Well,they certainly have found the right Avatar for their vengeance.

[@DaniJHollis]

Not anymore!

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

@@DaniJHollis ouch!

[@trojan5876]

Got an online class in five minutes, guess I’m watching this instead

[@alexwhitehead34]

how is your online class going?

[@vinnsterpj]

this is so relatable

[@vsaucenou323]

I'm watching this *WHILE* in an online class.

[@610Hobbies]

Either you ain't gonna watch this video completely or you're gonna run 4 minutes late.

[@afriendlyperson6893]

How it go?

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

"Huge ego. Sorry" is an anagram for "Gregory House"??? I needed to know this! Thank you!

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

@Chem from the Shed Dude. Appreciation. I was just, you know, expressing my appreciation for this having been pointed out. :-)

[@rhyssanders9122]

Wilson's sarcasm to House is second to none

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

"Huge ego, sorry!" These writers are plain awesome!

[@uz.f1746]

Poor Wilson's exes, after the guy died. They lost a crucial milk supply...

[@jamesfair9751]

You think you saw somebody else pick up a toy from the sandbox and suddenly you want it. Haha I love that line plus it’s 100% true to life.

[@TametheShame]

I saw her smile when she turned. She knew it was a great line.

[@fahrenheit2101]

@@TametheShame If that's intentional, that's a really good detail - sort of meta, in a way. Generally when characters say great lines, they just... do. Especially in a well-written show like this. You don't often see people taking noticeable pride in their wisecracks (I mean if you overdo it, it's like the writing's praising itself for being so witty).

[@nyChannel09]

"Were here for real estate not about Wilson." Continues to make the house tour only about wilson xD

[@nugorcalamo1436]

I was in the middle of a house clips marathon, great timing

[@momenmody5060]

Me toooooo

[@phoebe4922]

Same lmao

[@tacticalbutter4574]

Saaame

[@seanbrogan8667]

Are you still going? I bet you're still going!

[@tacticalbutter4574]

@@seanbrogan8667 that's what she said

[@erichharding8777]

I am in the middle of a class right now and within a second of seeing the thumbnail I thought, "Kinky."

[@chrismccaffrey8256]

Each to their own :) I thought "disgusting", but im addicted to House clips, so clicked anyway lol

[@TobeWilsonNetwork]

5:35 Discovering your Friend lays Ten Star Pipe 💫 | House M.D.

[@TexadaIslandRocks]

"I'm not going to buy a condo just to make you feel better" me next time a RE agent calls me 😂

[@hitokiribattousai111]

"It's got six burners." - Is this sexual innuendo? I don't get why House made the 'whatchusay?' face.

[@kirtisjoe2525]

Like six inches

[@bef3442]

@@kirtisjoe2525 ohh😂, well in that case LOL

[@enb3810]

Uh, maybe because it was a weird segue? Makes sense to me. 'how's your dog doing?' 'it's got six burners' *confused face*

[@justagreekinternetuser8998]

She literally said that the oven has places where u can cook onto. What didnt u understand?

[@KreeZafi]

I don't think it's an innuendo, it was just a very sudden change of topic

[@timwiles6207]

i find so much joy in the fact that someone keeps uploading these

[@strider593]

I felt so bad for Wilson's ex :S

[@bloodakoos]

nobody works harder to give a woman what she wants

[@mariaferreras5411]

Perfect character brought to life by excellent actor.

[@themonroe654hd6]

“Cleverly trying to avoid moments like this one” 😂😂

[@AngelicusImmortus]

He’s just too cool for school... And wildly protective of people, more than they realise. The fun thing is, he pushes people away to protect them, and he does so brilliantly

[@nunya3163]

It is almost like he is an empath, and cannot allow people to be close.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@nunya3163 There is no such thing as ''empath'', only pretentious wannabe hipsters use this word to seem special. There are empathethic people, and that's it.

[@jasminethegrayknight]

Wilson+Cuddy= DISASTER

[@vatsal9005]

Plz , don't ever Stop posting these clips ❤️

[@twigblack22]

“I’m not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again”

[@geekjokes8458]

"what was it like dating him?" _transitions to bondage_

[@longestname817]

0:00 - *the teachers when I cough in school*

[@tinkageorgewilliam871]

haha

[@lullul476]

omggg i love watching this part i adore cuddy by the way house is really really jealous and the ex-wife is right in the end

[@ottokarl5427]

"What would you have learned if she said yes?" "Lots about bondage" *Wilson takes her to a gallery full of ballgagged women"

[@dailydoseofmedicinee]

He doesn't think this addiction is an issue because it doesn't interfere with his life.👍

[@gregoryhawsjr3479]

It makes him a great dr lol 😂

[@mabru4318]

It does. Alimony, depression, etc

[@n0ch91c3s]

It interferes with aspects of his life. It doesn't interfere with his contribution to society.

[@Future_Hendrix]

You can say a house always secretly was in love with Cuddy seriously I don't know how I didn't pick up that when I first watched it show how do I was a teenager when I watched most episodes

[@craterglass]

"Secretly"

[@peachydarl]

yeah idk how you missed that.. their sexual tension is off the charts the whole way through

[@leonflanagan4050]

Haha I finally started watching this show again and noticed how high the voices are in comparison.

[@PinkyMinions]

That anagram is lit ngl

[@joyl7842]

"Good lord! how do you still have teeth?" hahaha 🤣

[@ianperry4974]

Ngl. Wilson's ex wife seems like such a nice and genuine woman. It's too bad she didn't have more parts in the series

[@Koba_78]

The way she was bad mouthing the dog and lying about it sh9wed otherwise.

[@AllenKnutson]

Look again at 4:47 how she brings her face about 1" from House's. Which was shortly after "So I jumped him. And here's the bedroom". Jane Adams is wonderful, and she wasn't giving me "nice and genuine" vibes.

[@Galemor1]

4:20 exactly.. That relaxed, safe feeling you get from someone who isn't trying to persuade you into something, it's HOT..

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

It's like heroin. When you feel it, pull the needle out and run.

[@steztoyz]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@aliceramdom.s]

ok

[@ThaFuzzwood]

Yet any man who approaches you in such a way is immediately rejected.

[@Nixonforprez68]

@@ThaFuzzwoodlol even if she’s 600lbs, unemployed, and has 7 kids…. Still demands the best. Because women ☕️

[@torgranstedt5935]

Hahaha "No lets keep it a mystery"

[@monsieurbacteria1923]

How are they still posting these i love them

[@_jovanaK1]

"B-bonnie said im bad in bed??" "HUh??"💀💀💀

[@hectorricardodelacruzmonte2566]

05:29 Thank the nymphs?

[@watercolourferns]

Imagine having the gall to blame house for a failed marriage when all you cared about was being love bombed and then milking your ex for all he's got...

[@listrahtes]

It's a lot more complex than that. House really is a huge reason for Wilson to have less drive keeping his marriage / relationship up and house is jealous. He did use the friendship to attack Wilsons girlfriends and sabotaged him. He definitely wasn't understanding or helpful. He is protective but because it's his Wilson.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@listrahtes What you said is also not complex at all. wilson is a grown man who is responsible for his marriages, end of. House didn't sabotage anything. She said herself that house wasn't the reason.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Well, she did tell that House wasn't the reason just an interference/annoyance that added onto already existing pile of issues. I also don't think you used love bombing correctly. Wilson trully cared (until he didn't), he wasn't just making those grand gestures to lure them in. She just wanted attention, that's normal.

[@ashleygrant3131]

Hahaha. “I’m not safe? … C-O-O-O-O-L!” And “He always marries them in the end!”

[@bethfiori4708]

"Don't pass me notes in class..." Gold.

[@s1dest3p]

The coffee teeth comment, was he talking about the coffee being really sweet?

[@CATDHD]

Probably

[@nyct0phile]

well it's also bad for your teeth, stains it.

[@lerinorthcott]

yep

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

Yes

[@isla2753]

I want to see that painting

[@WhereIsTheBourbon]

House stay wylin

[@leem.5246]

Yeah episodes like this still make me think House had a thing for Wilson 💀

[@SnuffIt]

I think in this episode he was more like jealous of Wilson because he wanted to be with Cuddy, but there’s an episode in season 8 where House says to Wilson: “We really gotta get you laid. If I have to plough that furrow myself, so be it.” Like c’mon man

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@SnuffIt That line in season 8 was obviously a joke, also on a metalevel (probably referring to all those fans that ''shipped'' them).

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

He just didn't want him to get with Cuddy because he secretly wanted Cuddy for himself🙄

[@hhnandu]

Curse of being early.. no comments to read & laugh😑 feels incomplete

[@raven4k998]

you like Hot Me?

[@jordanotieno8765]

😍😂😂that's the best part. The comments🔥

[@rapinncapin123]

She's the worst realtor in New Jersey 🤣🤣🤣

[@Quintus468]

Man. If you read Wilson as the most closeted man alive--like, to himself most of all--some of his behavior makes a lot more sense. He goes through women and puts a lot of energy into making it work at first because this one, this is the one I can love, I'm sure of it BUT he loses interest, he can't do it. Yeah, he needs neediness, but it's more than that. He has three wives in a row and can't even figure out why he can't stay in it. He gets into a long term relationship with a TERMINAL PATIENT because yeah he loves neediness but also...there's a nice safe expiration date that won't be his fault. And no matter what, he ends up spending all his time with the guy who flirts with him all the time. "Nobody works harder to give a woman what she wants." Right. Because it doesn't come natural.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

🙄They might be other explanations like emotional issues, falling out of love... ''working hard'' doesn't mean it having issues, it means being an attentive lover ffs...

[@MrSquiggles.]

The moment I heard "Bondage" I giggled🤣

[@paradox7358]

Gregory House - Huge Ego Sorry Sounds witty, but you know full well he thought of this anagram before. What an ego.

[@chevypowerman1]

"I'm not safe? Cool"

[@glitchyglitchy3925]

Lol why did they write her dialogue to make it sound like Wilson was cheating on her with House?? That ain't it. I admire how casual Wilson is about letting others drink from his cup. I'll toss anything I'm eating or drinking if someone else so much as touches it if I didn't see them clean their hands.

[@reaganwayne7031]

"Huge ego, sorry" is big brain

[@just-tess]

did they know Gregory House is an anagram of Huge Ego Sorry when they named him that??

[@ceilpyro7240]

Why’s he so ❤️👄❤️

[@666neoselen]

does "hector does go rug" is an anagram of "dr greg house" well, "ctoo" letters are left when you delete one by one. maybe a hidden pun about "he's the city oh-oh" ?

[@AM_201]

4:38 ..am i being stupid? there's no picture there for them to look at, just a little red square out there line of sight.

[@LRibeiro97]

I have zero authority on the matter, so don't quote me on it: But considering the type of paintings they were showing, maybe this one in particular was too "adult" to be shown on TV and had to be censored post production. Wild guess, tho. There's probably a different explanation.

[@DisKorruptd]

the "little red square" was what we could see of it, the picture was small, hence Wilson having to lean in like he did

[@thomas.02]

Actually I thought it was a real bicycle pump with flexible tubing that kinky people shove up and inflate their asses with

[@deangelomoore3341]

Her young person to the shows

[@pauljohnson5190]

Well House is never getting 'house-trained'.. : )

[@joeldecoster8816]

It is realization that even doctors have personal lives., emotions, insecurities, pain, coffee breaks. Who s going to look after them? But it is a mistake to think that they really care about your emotions, insecurities, coffee breaks. We deal with lives, and death, we need someone..EGO

[@kalelkrypton7902]

At least she has the decency to not take Willson money and build her won career, even tho she bad at it but she's trying ,

[@johnrice5779]

This comment right here.👍

[@rocksolid7676]

Thumbnail is a bit gagged

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

Ba dum TSS

[@friggintourist7751]

I wish this was on netflix

[@md5820]

It was.

[@johnyesjustjohn]

Also, GREGORY, U SHOE!

[@vivekram6362]

Heyy House MD fans, please listen, Can anyone tell me in which season and episode does house sits on the floor with a rubber band around his hands and thinking about diagnosis. It is showed as his thinking process. I hv seen the episode but couldn't remember which..Pls help

[@KathyAZ]

Did you find it?

[@priitmolder6475]

House eating an apple...does that mean he wants to keep the doctor away?

[@mojomystique6797]

Idk bout yall but wilson and cuddy kinda cute together

[@maldegaar]

Wilson got off light

[@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen]

I very much appreciate these clips. But that won't keep me from teasing the video poster. "House grows jealous of Wilson when finding he has been going on 'outings' with Cuddy after refusing to go on dates with him." I'm confused. Wilson refused to go on dates with House? Or House refused to go on dates with Wilson? ;-)

[@Qoreay]

The Editor been on sum freaky Tings lately......

[@robertlee1497]

Just because you have the last word, doesn't mean you're right, House.

[@jsnsjajwjjwjw5142]

This show came out in 2004 !! I was born in 2004

[@CommanderScarin]

He's a Rick alright

[@unpluggedbug6744]

House is Holmes, Wilson is Watson

[@andriuszemaitis8370]

He is eating an apple, how is that alowed ?

[@Joseph-le5zk]

THIS GUY WOULD HAVE BEEN A COLD COLD PLAYA

[@buchidibiaezue685]

I watched house when I was young and I wanted to be just like him, but now that I'm older and a lot like him, I just see how he is sometimes.

[@eerielconstantine5051]

Yeah that’s not a good thing, characters like house are fascinating in a show, but a show is not reality. People who act the way he does in reality do not come across as mysterious geniuses, but pompous jerks who are unsuccessful, because in reality being likeable AND talented gets you much farther than just being talented alone.

[@DerryPope]

How long did it take to name that puppy?

[@RJSTEVENS89]

"It's got six burners" haha

[@heyahela9734]

Als ik weg ben..Is alles ok, maar dit draagt niets bij..

[@LillyU333]

House should have had a son with Cuddy. There should exist a Dr. House´s descendant in this world.

[@fentogk6509]

Wtaf was that title picture

[@superfanatico199815]

Yes....you pretend to be the bff and them BLAM absolute chad in a second

[@tangoz811]

When i watch this i get strong urge to do drugs..

[@actazrath5878]

I wonder how the series end

[@clairbradshaw1351]

i might get a robot baby

[@gnnradio3652]

Who is the actress playing the Ex Wife?

[@l.a.3479]

I don't know the actress's name, but she played Niles's girlfriend/wife Mel on "Frasier."

[@ashleygrant3131]

Hard episode for me because I can’t resolve House being jealous of Wilson, when supposedly, the only person on earth he unequivocally loves, trusts, and respects is Wilson. And then based on the Bonnie interaction, ya don’t know if ya can trust him. Etc