Proton Jon Twitch Highlights - December 2019

[@No_Sleepee]

"Stop backseat gaming a youtube video" is a sentence I didn't know I needed to hear from Jon.

[@ChibiSkitty19]

Even better when he slowed the youtube video down to a crawl was priceless as well.

[@Neogears1312]

The wario game in color would unironically look really good. Obviously not the colors black and red exclusively, but like if this was just on a normal system this would look great.

[@phanpyken986]

47:34 the worst way to lose internet access. Turning on the microwave

[@No_Sleepee]

and we thought picking up the phone in the 90's was bad enough

[@Rellik165]

Hey, that happens to me too. Really sucks sometimes, but damn if it doesn't make for a good story.

[@ChibiSkitty19]

I've lost count on the number of times that has happened back then with our current microwave AND the time my dad's laptop would cut off the internet on my laptop ALL THE TIMES and when I try to explain that to my mom, she never believed me.

[@MythicMachina]

No dude, that actually used to happen at one of my older houses. i don't know what causes it, but it CAN.

[@ドーブルX75]

I think there was a video showing how it actually works, but I don't remember...??

[@PhoxphorusKitKat]

Aww man. I remember The End of the '10' Stream. Dalton's golf shenanigans was the best part of that stream. Absolutely amazing

[@laary7589]

VERY smart phrasing with the intro warning

[@ethanfink5881]

Can you catch me up on what happened? I joined Jon’s community in December of ‘19

[@XanthinZarda]

@@ethanfink5881 See the video Game Clearing: June's Bonus Game - Metroid: Other M (Part 3/Finale?) for more detailed information. But here's a TL;DR: The Main Menu Twitch group had some bad elements in it.

[@SlyJMan]

Thank you for linking the VOD for each stream. I love seeing a snippit of what there's hours of.

[@XTriangled]

"Check this out!" -SmashToons

[@calvinhobbes1010]

12:33 If memory serves me, there was another story where Jon was playing Five Nights at Freddy's while Lucahjin was watching in the background. Lucah was terrified, but Jon couldn't give less of a crap about the animatronics out for blood. Almost makes me want to see Jon do an KZbin LP of a "real" horror game besides Dead Space or Resident Evil

[@jimbob3332]

As someone who's been on the internet for too long. The wonderbread and deforestation thing makes perfect sense to me. It's a sort of political signposting for anti-environmentalism. Political play is an uncommon kink but it makes sense if you see it as an indicator of personality, comparable to the Stepford Housewife kink.

[@CrimsonRedHeat9]

I actually came into this community around December so seeing the Kirby Dream Course stream is amazing.

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

2:23 "Like, buying Wonderbread at the store" Oh god, that gave me instant war flashbacks

[@BlueKnight85]

Man, the microwave bit felt way longer than just under 2 years ago. My concept of time is messed up something fierece!

[@jasperthecrab2661]

legend has it that the microwave still beefs with jon's internet. so new microwave fund when?

[@karlhnedkovsky5214]

That would only make it worse!

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

As a twenty four year old. I know what dial-up sounds like! We aren't that young!

[@runman624]

Hell yeah 9:45 The one with the thicc robot ninja lady made it in the moments, that was best highlight that week, with even how jon reacted to the retractable claws

[@MythicMachina]

what game is that from?

[@goldskarr]

@@MythicMachina Ninja Saviors: Return of the Warriors. Shes one of two new characters in the rerelease. Her claws retract into her chest so they tried to justify the jigglies. >_>

[@damonkatumaru]

Yes! I'm glad this made it into the highlights! It's too good. Sad that the level doesn't exists anymore. It's why I never touch the game in some time.

[@LéonLeFoxe]

Well. Get your popcorn ladies and Gentlemen

[@CCCM89]

15:15...that is not a death stare...

[@GmodPlusWoW]

20:00, these trees are trying to kill Jon. ... f**k you, nature. 43:00, I never thought Morag was into that kind of stuff. I mean, I know she's the Inquisitor and all, but still. 47:20, having the end of the tournament being messed up by a microwave being active. That's both a sad quirk of technology and comedy gold.

[@sgtmajor5700]

Nice to see the tour of Canada mixed in with the game play.

[@TigerBrows]

Senran kagura really was something special.

[@DoodleWill]

some might even say fitting.

[@AmethystLeslie]

49:12 I Spy really just said "alright you know what, f*** you. *uncuts your paper*"

[@karleyuwu5524]

Jon's community has some talented artist

[@Bluedino152]

Oh is this the origin of the asura's wrath meme or at least the timeframe? If I ever had the editing software I always wanted to edit the scream so it's the monotone "ehhhhhhh" of the big fish from the fry cook games episode of SpongeBob

[@highulitma]

Oh god, wonderbread is in this

[@somnius_sanguine]

😟

[@runman624]

The only person that creeped out shadbase

[@SpottedAlien]

I forgot how absolutely amazing that Dream Course match was.

[@EldenAndelGames]

Drill claw is just a dive kick with arms, and everyone knows that Divekicking is the best move in any fighting game.

[@sitharc]

27:13 that POW block kill robbery... LUL Tho tried to help too with Wart with one, but someone else starred you.

[@TMNIsaac]

25:32 Oh yeah I remember doing that to ya Jon & also remembering it as the first time playing along too good times.

[@stilltmg]

1:50 for the kink stuff. holy crap that was a wild one. -stilltmg

[@Asocial-Canine]

I NEED TO STOP READING COMMENTS BEFORE I WATCH THE VIDEO, THE *WHAT* ?

[@Ianformed]

...This is when I first started watching Jon's streams. Wonder if I'll see some of my comments. :)

[@BlueBlazeGX]

10:05 So I slowed down the video to catch the death stare Jon said he saw, and realize now it’s actually a shocked face with Jon in a bikini lol 16:00 I see I wasn’t the only curious one.

[@WeirdVideoGames]

It's shown later in the video too.

[@undergamer1361]

36:22 - Always remember. “Mmmm Good S**t”.

[@JustCrazyDK]

47:11 Oh the Microwave incident.

[@somnius_sanguine]

10:52 What game is this? I've been trying to remember it's name for months

[@MegaAnimazing]

Soul Blazer.

[@somnius_sanguine]

@@MegaAnimazing Thanks

[@pigfish99]

2:27 oh god wonder bread guy. that person is fucking cursed

[@MythicMachina]

I don't kinkshame, but i feel that the Wonderbread guy is an exception, because his fettishes and worldviews are actually very harmful.

[@Alfonso162008]

@@MythicMachina what's up with that? I don't even know what wonderbread is, so I don't understand that reference or the discussion about it.

[@MythicMachina]

@@Alfonso162008 oh god, here we go. so first off, Wonderbread is simply a brand of bread. But the Wonderbread guy is a guy who went around commissioning artists to draw white middle aged women, buying and eating Wonderbread. He also got commissions of those same women deforesting entire forests for the sake of building more Wonderbread factories. I don't know if this person is still around, and i think the might be. and yes, this is 100% real.

[@Alfonso162008]

@@MythicMachina and he said that that was his fetish? O.o

[@MythicMachina]

@@Alfonso162008 yes.

[@Xel963]

That ending on something important to tell us freaks me so much

[@PantaroParatroopa]

Alright, one of my egg videos made it in! Wrath Practice!

[@karlhnedkovsky5214]

Spoilers: IT WAS MIKEY ALL ALONG!!!

[@thatguynamedhunter]

Damn that sucks to hear some of the people in the murder mystery segment turned out to be horrible people, these exposings have been ridiculous

[@wadewilson198]

Wow I did not no anything about this, what happened exactly?

[@thatguynamedhunter]

@@wadewilson198 It’s explained in the intro to the video

[@XanthinZarda]

@@wadewilson198 It's explained fuller during one of the livestreams. I'll see if I can find which one it was. Up: Game Clearing: June's Bonus Game - Metroid: Other M (Part 3/Finale?)

[@bluemario610]

15:30 HAHAHAHA 46:06 Bam

[@runman624]

Oh shit, this reminded of something Jon if you see this, do you still have the link for that website or place where the sonic advance music is restored without the game boy's limitations? I remember there was this discussion in the same fortune cookie stream

[@AmethystLeslie]

I actually ended up finding it in khinsider.

[@Waywhard]

Oh my god I forgot about the microwave incident

[@Kagineko]

Anyone got the context for that recolored Kiana in the Art Block?

[@mutalord]

so the birth of Goose Jon was because of the honk on that pinball game?

[@dyll101]

well i did saw it so.... PADORU PADORU

[@CaptainKirbyCK]

It is time

[@galarianmike283]

31:35 PFFFFFFT THAT'S ME

[@ShowToddSomeLove]

LGR in the thumbnail is throwing me off

[@krasherom]

I've been meaning to ask for a while now... What happened to the VODs for 2018 and 2019 prior to Novembers TRG board game stream.

[@Rexaura888]

It’s a split timeline sort of deal like with Stephenvlogs. They’ll be going up, but newer streams take priority above those streams.

[@Just_Mason01]

I believe they are on his stream channel if I'm not mistaken which you can find in the description.

[@krasherom]

@@Rexaura888 ah, okay then. I knew about the Stephen style split timeline but I was kinda hoping that there was some other reason so I could get to them sooner. Well, it can't be helped but thanks anyway.

[@nukedukem614]

316 likes OH HELL YEAH

[@schiegirl]

The Main Menu stuff just didn't need to be in this video tbh, continuing to let these people exist in any form on this channel, just feels wrong. Even with a disclaimer.

[@XanthinZarda]

It's what the audience chose; and it is what would be the most respectful towards preserving the content; good times were had, bad people were ousted.

[@schiegirl]

@@XanthinZarda Preservation shouldn't come at the expense of others. And perhaps something like including a sexual predator in your content, shouldn't be left to a vote of people, the majority of which, it doesn't affect. And finally, because I'm sure it's the next thing to come up, people shouldn't have to avoid content from a community that already ousted said predator, because they might be included 'in the name of preservation'.

[@XanthinZarda]

@@schiegirl Here's the thing: Pobody's Nerfect. We've all done fuckups. How we choose to face the past is a matter of personal philosophy, but personally I prefer the approach that WB picked towards their cartoons. Acknowledgement of the insensitive nature of the content as a product of the time, with the note that censorship or removal would just be as if refusing to say it existed at all; to show how we've come.

[@MilkerMurphy]

I don't kink-shame because people with kinks should be ashamed of themselves enough already.

[@alphaepic6335]

Are you doing a rom hack soon?

[@MythicMachina]

Jon has said multiple times in the past that he's done with ROM hacks

[@yozen1995]

Damn, feels like I flashed back all the way to 2010 or something.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Dude has burnt out for life on Mario romhacks.

[@lobo2051]

Why even upload this. The inconsistent uploads are such a lazy attempt of making a good channel

[@ProtonJon]

It's uploaded because in the video I posted two months back saying "Hey, here's where I've been, here's why I'm back, and here's the schedule we'll be uploading with from here on out", this was highlighted in it. We haven't broken that schedule yet either with the exception of our once a year charity marathon messing up last Sunday's upload (on top of the corrupted footage) and moving it to Wednesday. I know not everyone here's gonna care about Twitch highlights, especially old ones, but I still think they're funny and worth sharing. If you don't, that's fine, but that's not gonna stop me from upload them as extra content to go along with LP videos. I'm gonna keep doing things my way, and if it works, it works, and if it fails, it fails.

[@alexcorrie4534]

@lobo2051 What’s even the point of your comment? If you don’t enjoy the content, that’s fine, find another channel. All your doing is insulting someone which provides no benefit to you or them, all your gonna do is make whoever your talking about unhappy or even upset. If you don’t think there’s sufficient content to watch on this channel than either follow Jon’s twitch channel or his KZbin twitch livestream archive channel as there is plenty of content there. Plus as Jon has already stated, he has tried to explain everything to his KZbin audience in a video posted a while back. So let not only Jon but any KZbinr upload the content they want and don’t judge or insult them because it’s not what you like or want. Find another channel if that is the case. Let them do what they want to do and try new ideas regardless if you think there good or bad. Just be polite and constructive not malicious.