Psycho Bird Attacks Boy On Scooter

[@alonberger2281]

6"2 10 years old kid playing football: *pushing other kids elegantly*

[@comradepolarbear6920]

@blv no

[@supersourcherry6890]

blv bad bad bad stop self advertising

[@polox6571]

The kid that he pushed was on his own team

[@coronaman-9478]

Cherryhitman467 bruh he’s not

[@ListNein]

@blv no

[@calvin8284]

“Why is that man playing football with children” “That’s Timmy, he’s 10”

[@romixon18]

Michael Oher be like

[@PlanetComputer]

aaaaaaaa

[@gokudomatic]

That was a guy?! I thought that was someone's mom. Yes, a woman.

[@aviationin4k258]

Cal what

[@jopiadrianto2165]

Already taller than chris paul

[@codyfaulkner2062]

For anyone wondering why that Magpie was attacking that kid, its because it is currently spring over here in Australia. Which means it is breeding season, magpies swoop people if we get too close to their nests and they attack us to protect their babies and eggs. Quick FYI for all the non-Australians watching. :)

[@bridgetpearce7612]

I’m from Australia and the Magpies mess up the whole season xD

[@cosmicburger7706]

Haven't been swooped yet because it's school holidays but I walk across a field everyday that has a tone of magpies

[@mayonnaisesandwich9509]

I remember I was walking home from school in year 4 and a magpie started attacking a kid who was throwing rocks at its nest. And now I just run home.

[@stressedbyamountainofbooks]

Man i would be surprised and counter attacked that bird

[@imaginze7996]

I’m from Australia and got swooped riding my bike yesterday 🤣🤣

[@bluecorp8557]

0:48 the way he pushes the small children aside like nothing 😂😂😂

[@jack-roziartsy]

ikr

[@mindyrussell3715]

its hilarious but kinnnnda unfair

[@buffbeluga9541]

@@mindyrussell3715he is 10 so it's fair

[@mrnobody4237]

0.53 when a kid half his size scythes him down.

[@isaacthelad496]

“Scuse me, sorry, pardon, sorry-“

[@ultimate-x9720]

That 10 year old is the only one who can say "I'm just built different"

[@pinkanmoyaputri8139]

He's anime protagonist

[@marquishoward9504]

Demigod

[@abulc.4996]

Did you see the kid who tackled him? Brave-heart

[@kaveh..]

bruh i was the same way as a kid i was abt 6 ft in like 5th/6th grade

[@KiboSarkyu]

Honestly I just thought "isn't that kinda cheating?" I mean the poor kids are getting pushed out of the way like its a monster truck crushing cars lol

[@randompersononthenet806]

"Psycho bird attacks boy on scooter" Australians who lost a war to Emus: First time?

[@fatcowstudios5342]

Bigfoot with internet access and 10k subscribers ?

[@aznmarty256]

Since it's a magpie, the Australian is probably saying "first time?" to another Australian.

[@xtrjackson624]

And there was indeed an Emu War and the Australians lost

[@yezki8]

@@fatcowstudios5342 once upon a time australian military wages war with Emu bird, because their population boom is out of control. They use machine gun and stuff, but still lost to the birds

[@yezki8]

@Cameron Branford the topic now is man vs bird, not man vs tree

[@movecount]

0:48 Kiddo is literally holding back so he doesn't kill the other kids.

[@migiboo579]

"psycho bird attacks boy on scooter" australians: about time they got attacked

[@ShAmcCANN]

Also Australians: yep, they complain about a bad coffee and here’s me with no kneecaps from the emus

[@juliedavis9659]

Hahaha

[@ThatGuy-fm5it]

I ride to school and used to get swooped on a daily basis

[@bangerz5871]

As an Australian I can confirm this

[@clarelay5032]

That Guy here is the thing you have to give it bread and run like your life depends on it that is how I’m Australian and have not been attacked by a magpie.

[@truespeedart5224]

The worse part is that the boy passed the cameraman and the bird didn’t attack him

[@renewings]

yeah they mainly only attack people on bikes or scooters

[@ashleyking6743]

I think they find kids an un-predictable threat so swoop them more often. Our neighbours kids get swooped in their backyard every year but the parents never get swooped. Plus you can befriend a magpie and it’ll swoop everyone but you. They are pretty intelligent.

[@sparkoceanic]

I'm pretty sure magpies don't like helmets, because i've only ever been swooped when i've been wearing a helmet.

[@zachythegr3at370]

Probs because the cameraman lives nearby

[@armandocastaneda5310]

Yeah, don't you get it? *camera people never die*

[@nishkakolhe2031]

Imagine forgetting to hit record for the rice art. That would suck.

[@red.1227]

I know

[@red.1227]

Takes a long time

[@NykVerse]

@@red.1227 u sus

[@rohanpoddar2562]

That would put her in a "sticky" situation.

[@wobwokbwobwowk6561]

@@rohanpoddar2562 why.... Just why

[@josephomally4244]

That bird was like, " Yeah!, Yeah! Take that ya little bastard!"

[@STATEofDREAMlNG]

Help the kid ❌ Let him get hurt and record it ✅

[@ManofMedicine]

Hey no swearing on this channel and or comments come on this is daily dose of internet

[@adorbsxfazy8537]

@Raven The Black Fox bastard is kinda of a swear word in the uk hes prob British like me

[@STATEofDREAMlNG]

@ItsWalker I'm not Australian

[@thecoolguy2688]

@warpy 🗸 I also malaysia but chinese

[@staainless]

I like how the 6’ 2“ kid gets chased by the entire team

[@drive-thru9169]

He knocked them down with a baby push lmao

[@wilsonbpw]

Hes basically a real life jonathan joestar or something

[@powpow438]

That was leonard fournette growing up

[@maano2491]

@@NJackie he got tackled in the end.

[@ariyanataliaferro571]

i read the title as “psycho boy attacks bird on scooter”

[@biaastar_]

@@nio5707 haha very funny

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

I DID TOO

[@danieldawson222]

The rice thing was wierd!

[@Nyc4YT]

psycho bird attacks soccer

[@ABIAviation]

LOL same

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

"At that size, playing sports can be pretty easy" _gets dropped like a sack of potatoes_

[@stdshurt7972]

By like 15 ten year old to be fair, that's a lot of weight

[@Kawackys]

He fell because one kid threw his whole body at his fucking ankles.

[@hamishd6389]

In NZ the kids rugby leagues are often sorted by weight, works well

[@questionable1556]

@ what do u mean by that lmao. I dont understand. Can. You say it again?

[@questionable1556]

@ are you just hating on tranz or...?

[@spencerthegarfieldfanboy]

I’m glad to see that the child was ok. Stay safe kids!

[@boah-ist65]

I currently got a cold I ain’t safe

[@jaxsonpittard50]

That kid in the forest is my best friends little brother his name is Andre

[@professorp1]

I can’t imagine being 10 years old and literally being taller than most adults.

[@cattysplat]

Kid could probably get into a club or buy beer without ID.

[@professorp1]

cattysplat I guess this kids living every kid´s dream. I mean, he could pass as an adult for any situation.

[@mrfuzzerkins4170]

Could you imagine him in high school and being almost 7 or 8 ft and him sitting at a desk

[@sasdagreat8052]

@@professorp1 I remember there being a book about this. A kid (the protagonist) is so tall, he passes as an adult for other kids/classmates at some space shuttle school trip.

[@JumpBoyK]

I’m finally on the road to my goal of 600 subscribers🥳‼️, can y’all help me out please? Thank you so much, Much Love And Light✨!

[@Marnige]

The boy sounds more like a bird than the actual bird.

[@asiyagraham8040]

I thought that was the bird lmao- he's obviously squawking to assert dominance, clearly failing :')

[@guccigasbag2780]

Towards the end of the clip it was the bird.

[@Zeikimatsu]

"This child is only ten years old and is already six foot two." Well that's not fair..

[@animaldude01]

Still took him down do

[@brendasanderson7538]

And They say giants don't exist

[@cubeman9766]

@@brendasanderson7538 yeah wait till he's a adult he'll be about 7-8 feet

[@LosDelphines]

I Don’t like bugs he’s about 5 ft 5

[@jdawggy8761]

I have a friend who is 14 and 6’9

[@Scotia__]

Something about that "thank you, helicopter!" made me so happy

[@ryanyuan9592]

You aren’t human if you can’t hear: “hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet” muted.

[@nekozombie]

as in if it's muted, you can still hear it in your mind? :o

[@user-ye8hd8ud3q]

but what if ur deaf this is a joke please do not take this seriously

[@starsgoneempty506]

Deaf people:

[@bonkboi5820]

I never was human.

[@amaizeing.dumbass5123]

Sorry, but is one thing been capable of hearing it, and another is understand it. Well, as far as we know, there's no intelligent life living in outer space, so you're somewhat right, at least in the spirit of the phrase

[@connoo-101]

That kid that full on threw himself at that massive 10 year old's legs is a genius.

[@flamingfury7312]

How did i not notice that?

[@AlwaysCTR]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@paulloladeira]

Really brave! Amazing!

[@oneesandada379]

Noticed it too 😆

[@anSealgair]

Commonly known tactic, but not used enough, in rugby league as well.

[@Curtified]

Kid: **Rides scooter** Bird: “And I took that personally.”

[@pranav8830]

Lol that eagle has Kobe / mj mentality

[@Curtified]

Edit: Thanks for all the likes lol

[@ViridianNoob]

i took it very personaly

[@goated-yt2370]

Alliance Productions you didn’t have too people need to understand no body owns any comments here. It’s possible to think of the same comment as someone else.

[@mrsmalleyesjuju1011]

2020 in a nutshell for cancel culture

[@shadowbanned5164]

0:52 Kudos to the kid who brought that monster down great tackle

[@TonyEnglandUK]

And a very intelligent tackle, take that big kid down via the lower legs

[@justinchan9858]

Plot twist: Tall kid is actually 32 years old in his main account.

[@Julian-439]

Overkill

[@Scarletraven87]

Oh no, I've been found out!

[@denmark7777]

I swear this better fucking blow up

[@Jdrlifts]

Here before someone gets r/woooshed

[@unknownvariable2456]

someone needs to be like “no hes 10 idiot” so we can get some good woooshes up in here.

[@PolishCowvsJuan]

The fact that the kid is still doing that good with a bird chasing him is impressive

[@eurybiaball63]

Not funny

[@eurybiaball63]

Overrated

[@Jackietubepro]

Yea. I would’ve just abandoned my scooter and run

[@josofina]

ok

[@PepperStayOnGrind]

Ok

[@H2winall]

“Playing sports is easy at that size” Gets tackled.

[@4TreyTe]

Not like he got 20 yards after bulldozing 6 kids

[@DesertDog]

that's called sweeping the legs and it leads to a bunch of injuries which is why it's a huge flag

[@equarg]

Hussain2winall Maybe he was told after so many “hits” or so many kids latching on to fall down to make things a little fairer. I bet the opposing team coaches would appreciate that. Kind of sad watching half an football team getting dragged across the field by one player 🤔 I say after 4 good hits or 4 kids clinging on would be a good number. Probably best to wait till High School to REALLY let loose.

[@roki7]

Bruh moment

[@IB_A]

Hes holding back

[@desertegle40cal]

“Here’s a little tiny wrinkly dog.” I literally busted a gut when he said that! LOL. I don’t know why! 😂

[@davbes946]

Boy: Normally strolling through sidewalk with his scooter. Magpie: *Looks like I have found my next victim.*

[@JumpBoyK]

I’m finally on the road to my goal of 600 subscribers🥳‼️, can y’all help me out please? Thank you so much, Much Love And Light✨!

[@TheHappyGabeShow]

@@JumpBoyK buds helping buds helps the world go round

[@autismman102]

Magpie: *So you have chosen... death*

[@isabellamichael6929]

🤣 😂 🤣

[@roythehunter9271]

Our Battle will be Legendary.

[@JP03]

That 10 year old tucks his parents to bed.

[@jay8859]

LMAO

[@DungBeetl06]

Omg XDDD

[@mcdonalds5228]

Fr how you get tackled by one little kid when you weigh that much and that tall

[@jas1176]

When his parents get him a babysitter he doesn’t get babysit he babysits the babysitter.

[@thepearlswirl]

Wow 🥴🤣

[@marlone6497]

KZbin: Hello Everyone, this is your Daily DOSE of Advertisement

[@closedlol1757]

Underrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@P8rth]

Watch my montage you will be amazed 😎😎😎😎mast ha

[@darrell2322]

You mean hourly dose?

[@voodoo0112]

Lel

[@justinreyverreyes6256]

@@voodoo0112 34 seconds ago?

[@GrantTarredus]

Thank you for this and for the countless times you’ve made me smile, laugh, gasp in amazement, forward something, make a screen recording or a gif, run to Google or Wikipedia, phone someone or otherwise spurred me to action or brightened my day. In return I hereby officially declare you one of the Good Guys! Be well.

[@theelephantintheroom69]

"Psycho bird attacks boy on scooter" Me, an Australian: Psycho kid didn't put spikes on his helmet.

[@theelephantintheroom69]

@Daily dose Of Internet. fake account smh

[@zacharyjackson9666]

Lol

[@anonymousc1545]

you need them in magpie season or else it’s your fault lmao

[@janninmarie8385]

LMAO!😂😂😂

[@Scurzes]

@Emily Walsh it's not really intellectual, it's common sense

[@adamsandbur7218]

Girl holding the knife while opening that exploding mattress got real lucky

[@subscribecort4761]

Yeah the mattress go *nom nom*

[@Samp3ar]

She did die tho

[@daphne4983]

@Homelander shut up

[@mrcheese1901]

Daphne no u

[@floridaboy5617]

That lady really died?! How?

[@sourbread8334]

americans: what is that vicious bird? australians: oh, that is our neighbour, drops by every Spring.

[@jessecook6147]

It came here in canada last year

[@toydotgame]

Less of a neighbour and more of just someone who's always there, there's too many to be all neighbours.

[@coldstare501]

There atauly nice if u be nice to them I live in Australia and I have 5 magpies that drop down every day and eat out of my hand

[@backyardboys0]

Bruh at my house there’s this one magpie that a kid hit with a rock

[@toydotgame]

@@backyardboys0 ah i had one that made a kid bleed

[@privatename5788]

Everyone's going on about Big Boy knocking down his own teammate, but I'm more impressed with Johnny taking him out at the end. Sweep the leg, Johnny!

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

No Mercy Sensai

[@citrus4602]

“Your journey ends here pilot. The skies belong to me, nowhere to run nowhere to hide.”

[@JumpBoyK]

I’m finally on the road to my goal of 600 subscribers🥳‼️, can y’all help me out please? Thank you so much, Much Love And Light✨!!

[@nazminordin4571]

Nice titanfall reference

[@tuffwoodruff4530]

"You kids ready for thrills, chills, and kills?"

[@speirs06]

"Viper 1, flying in"

[@wolffeanimations5507]

Love titanfall good reference to viper

[@RayMak]

It's that bird's territory

[@robby24anims62]

Hi among us animations supporter, how you been?

[@m0cha396]

LOLL-

[@kanjutinaja]

Dude, you're everywhere

[@shorn3]

It’s protecting it’s it’s baby

[@MagicSandwichMan]

It's funnier when you say that sentence in a astaralian accent

[@elithesaint4462]

The dreaded voice: *That's the end of the video* Daily dose of internet makes 3 minutes feel like 10 seconds

[@oliviatouba9313]

I usually watch these videos twice in a row, lol.

[@oliviatouba9313]

I usually watch these videos twice in a row, lol.

[@arnevajsing7120]

@@oliviatouba9313 You're not funny

[@oliviatouba9313]

@@arnevajsing7120 Nope, never have been! I can remember only once in my lifetime when I actually made people laugh! And I didn't mean to comment twice! Kind of ironic that that happened!

[@Win090949]

@@oliviatouba9313 and you also comment twice in a row

[@ThreeFunnySisters]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how this guy never clickbaits and only puts good clips and not stupid stuff?

[@yaboyj2191]

Unlike u!!! There's only 2 funny sisters 😋

[@ThreeFunnySisters]

@@yaboyj2191 what

[@Hennabird76]

Ye and ur vids r the opposite of wut u said

[@dzdawlatzwamel9795]

@@Hennabird76 don't be mean

[@Hennabird76]

@@dzdawlatzwamel9795 im not mean im just tellin the truth meby

[@Rekken200]

2:59 Your cat has installed the wrong OS

[@ddodd69]

OS read name

[@k01655]

OS

[@MajorGunner]

OS

[@146yearsago4]

OS

[@Curtified]

OS

[@MrJpeg-wq7zs]

No I officially draw the line when a ten year old is taller than me

[@imjessietr29]

I taught 4th graders, aged 8-13. Two of the kids were taller than me (I'm only 4'10"). :)

[@Nutsaur]

Draw what line?

[@Bonniethebunny]

@@imjessietr29 i'm full grown, and only 5'0 "

[@Onbabyams]

@@imjessietr29 13 yr old 4th graders?

[@Taystee]

Practical Theist Uh- 13 year olds are supposed to be 7/8th grade🤔 And 8 year olds are 2/3rd grade...

[@verdock]

The bird wasn’t attacking the boy, he was simply just giving him a boost

[@ddodd69]

that right

[@the_queen8038]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cade-music]

Speedboost!

[@KELVIN-qo2ou]

And he goes vroom

[@fakez1313]

Ot

[@johnmortimer7862]

"Here's a little tiny wrinkly dog." Nothing more needs to be said.

[@raudati2809]

*Plot twist* : The bird was just trying to get back his scooter

[@agem120fps5]

Nah

[@raudati2809]

Yeah

[@cakeboy7782]

Underated lmao😂😂

[@inkproducts4262]

I see the joke but that's a magpie mate lmao. Pretty sure they are very territorial

[@xtlmtsaya6412]

This Plot twist joke pretty awful.

[@personguy4219]

I like how every time this dude is so chill about everything he's like: this hamster has a KNIFE ( very calmly )

[@freshwingpikachu]

Person Guy Which video

[@personguy4219]

@@freshwingpikachu IDK i just made an example LMAO

[@sersy]

Dumbledore asked calmly

[@sharonr2121]

Hallo! Although this is unrelated to the topic of your comment, (Biblical) God loves you, and He died for you as Jesus Christ! Please watch this, and please turn entirely to Him while you still can, Have a good day!

[@Aditya-wg3lp]

Well what could the hamster do with the knife?

[@pointlez]

The tall ten-year-old playing sports was like: Not today younglings...

[@manoftheocean6988]

Master Skywalker there's too many what should we do? Football...

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear hel

[@angelaphsiao]

He just gently taps the other kids and they fall over

[@Xtreme_Airgun_Slugs]

That 10 year old was bigger than most men

[@deathwish_2364]

AxxL stfu

[@realemmcee]

heartbreak high season 2 brought me here

[@tasninime]

same

[@ProtoMario]

Peck attack is super effective

[@agarddofi4208]

Udc

[@seagullgaming958]

Udc

[@AsterMaken]

Udc

[@bevelededge6941]

BRRRRRRRRR

[@goblin8166]

YelloBee YOU STUNG MEH

[@1738I-y4d]

I like the fact that the father is recording his son when he gets attacked by the bird.

[@luigiviking3667]

I do not approve of killing any animal but at this point take a pellet gun to that bird 🐦

[@jirapatthaenphromrat2910]

@@luigiviking3667 bird spray might do the trick

[@hamydunn9183]

Clearly he has seen this every day before recording it.

[@cujoedaman]

"I'm sorry, son! It's not like I can just put down my phone while you're being attacked!"

[@mr.pickle5334]

Luigi Viking wouldnt matter because magpies are very common in australia and all of them get aggressive in spring

[@iambumbo7534]

DDOI: “playing at that size can be pretty easy” the kid: *gets knocked down by a kid ragdolling himself*

[@markyyn]

Lol

[@mvshenhon8966]

That killed me lmao

[@matthewsharp801]

It was right at the feet. Anyone would be taken out that way, regardless of weight.

[@oliviatouba9313]

The ragdoll will go far in his football career. That kid knows what to do!

[@mangotangoo234]

I read DDOI as **Dio**

[@marcotron08]

The clip with the 6 year old kid is terrifying and wholesome at the same time, the poor kid got lost but thanks to the helo bros they saved, thank god they found him

[@bineshrai1954]

Imagine doing that coloured rice thing and you forgot to press "record"button on camera

[@yourlocalcorgi]

Ultimate sad

[@IvanSidaruk]

Yeah it’d be devastating, good thing that the perfect portrait of xi-xinping turned out so great

[@nomad8690]

Kid: "Kid screams and ride away" Bird: "Why are you cycling? Why are you cycling?!"

[@sporty6178]

I got this one :D

[@rafananour9637]

😂😂😂😂

[@Bursthits]

The kid is more of a bird than that Magpie could've ever become

[@JumpBoyK]

I’m finally on the road to my goal of 600 subscribers🥳‼️, can y’all help me out please? Thank you so much, Much Love And Light✨!

[@lazyproeagle]

No

[@josiahpeters6645]

@@JumpBoyK I hate everything about you

[@baemonsterOT7]

@@JumpBoyK stop

[@ceiling5363]

@@JumpBoyK stfu

[@subhadeep_2001]

3:07 The cat be like : Behti hawa sa tha woh 😂

[@Drengodr]

When filming the colored rice art: "Sorry, forgot to hit record"

[@hello14711]

Lol

[@ManlyCynicalStoic]

“Don’t worry we can just remake it”

[@PLK123]

B

[@ieaturcookies2779]

C

[@powermagma3555]

NGL the kid who was getting chased sounded like a bird himself

[@gabrieljohnson6304]

define bird sounds tbh

[@exploringintocars5632]

lol :)

[@juliathenerd2500]

Wait, that was the bird making these noises?

[@stephaniegoldstein205]

Idiot that was the bird

[@killuazoldyck6452]

@@juliathenerd2500 no... Just no

[@gavinwang1531]

That football dude just shovin people out of the way like it’s nothing

[@cheyennebaker4445]

even his own teammate lmao

[@jeremysun7365]

shaq did this a lot during his days.

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

Jeremy Sun he was a king

[@Theprince-q5l]

He's a literal giant

[@tomgday1093]

ikr

[@annettefoun7980]

Just gonna let you know that magpies normally swoop here in australia, it is why we tend to stay indoors in spring.

[@Fritz357]

0:44 when you finish the game and go back to the first level

[@mr_mason1267]

Lol

[@ihatemylife3685]

underrated comment. خطهطمط

[@Udraggedit]

Lolll

[@gamerbirb9796]

Lol

[@randomviewer3899]

Me in every rpg game ever

[@EEthanGao]

Plot twist: The kid was only trying to communicate with the bird

[@johndenver4806]

@@nio5707 I'm not falling for these things

[@butterwing1498]

@Meteor185 Don’t worry I won’t

[@ponkgers1185]

Meteor185 i-i actually wanna see this

[@ponkgers1185]

Meteor185 oof

[@ponkgers1185]

Meteor185 i clikced it

[@FeralJester]

They're really good at remembering faces, there used to be this one girl at my primary school who was on their hitlist and she would have to book it every single day of swooping season lest she get impaled by an angry bird. I feed the local ones around me, so I'm safe as long as I'm on my block. Everywhere else, I can hear boss music though. They also are good at mimicking sounds. One of them went viral during the mad bushfires earlier because it started copying the sirens.

[@jetrickgordo4026]

@@moteroargentino7944 looks like it. Damn these Bastards are a mafia.

[@shokoranathegoose8607]

yeah a magpie in my neighbourhood is out for blood with me lol.

[@bellas2006]

yeah, i feed some of the local maggie’s near my house, anywhere else it’s like, i’ll feed you now don’t kill me please..

[@gooeygo2515]

The magpies on my street stare at me judgingly but I stare back to say “I am on my guard, but I am walking away from you, we should keep our distance” and it works, mostly magpie attack people because they can’t see their faces and don’t recognise it, if they don’t recognise it they will attack it. As said before they have good facial recognition, so if you’ve been a douche to a magpie it’ll remember that for most of it’s life.

[@FeralJester]

@@moteroargentino7944 Yea, its the Magpie Mafia

[@mbmcnulty0429]

The bird thought he was a bird with that scream

[@AQ1302]

“Ey ey man you cant be playing with 10 year old’s it’s unfair” “ *i am ten years old* “

[@wedontdothathere.9249]

LOL

[@stdshurt7972]

*in deep masculine voice*

[@joshuagross3151]

@@stdshurt7972 And Cuban accent

[@existence_is_suffering]

And then there is me, almost 15 and still 1,4m...

[@Unknown-ml4nt]

Im 12 and 5.11😔😔

[@OfficialPontiac]

That dog is genius. I could not tell the difference of a siren and a dog.

[@bopskies9749]

I hope you succeed in your dreams My dreams are 1000 subs

[@user-xy1dx6ke5c]

I thought another one was coming but it was just the dog 😂😂

[@jannes340]

@@bopskies9749 I hope you don't with that begging attitude.

[@patrickbateman9166]

@@bopskies9749 n o b o d y c a r e s

[@conradlorgar5508]

It's just imitation every animal does it

[@ThebroVendixon]

It’s swooping season aka magpies lay eggs or i call it “THE MOST HORRIBLE TIME OF THE YEAR”

[@skys.thelimit]

blv no

[@NBA_YoungBoy.]

Hey! My mom said if I get 800 likes on my most recent video she would buy me a puppy! Please help! Thanks❤️ ..

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

That's a huge ten year old. I hope he's okay, I feel like he's got that condition Andre the Giant did.

[@DerWutendeMetzger]

No he's just black. Most of the preteens in my neighborhood are over 6'0" and 200lbs.

[@helpfulnotthehelp8778]

@@DerWutendeMetzger Dont lie - Hand you live in Hitler avenue everyone in your area looks like children of the corn

[@yuzexu6338]

2:23 School bus driver: Damn did I just hear a gun shot?

[@aeris5142]

"Not again!"

[@siddharths840]

This is not the time for panic. That happens later. *pumped up kicks starts playing*

[@razor_n1nja408]

"This is the second time this week and it's only Monday"

[@carsonjurgens7419]

thought it was a drive by

[@vibriwithacola]

I WAS BOUTTA SAY-

[@plantimations1232]

“This kid was being attacked by a bird.” People who didn’t sleep for 3 days in Minecraft: **VIETNAM FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY**

[@Ayvocado]

That comparison is golden!

[@mattrivera2429]

YE

[@Shrek_Now_go_away]

True

[@SabirTheHuman]

why did people vote the phantoms...

[@mattrivera2429]

@@SabirTheHuman potions go brrrrr

[@dubbydub9245]

Are we going to talk about the six-foot 10-year-old stiff-arming his own teammate to the back of the neck? 0:44

[@joshualloyd59]

He has to play against both teams to keep it fair

[@charliebrown1134]

He’s huge but not very fast, can’t blame him tho I’m sure growing at that pace hurts like hell

[@HammyTechnoid]

0:53 he did get nailed... took his legs out from under him... only way to topple a giant..

[@barbent1204]

He’s gonna be the next Shaq no problem

[@jacobrudd6318]

@@charliebrown1134 dude imagine this growing pains

[@danawinsor1380]

These videos are great. I felt bad for the poor kid being chased by the evil bird.

[@gaurangbhide5962]

Cats: **Exist** KZbin: You know cats give you many vie- Daily Dose of Internet: YES

[@apollo_emad5209]

Well people didn’t know tht there were cats in the video because the thumbnail is a boy on his scooter

[@NBA_YoungBoy.]

Hey! My mom said if I get 800 likes on my most recent video she would buy me a puppy! Please help! Thanks❤️ ..

[@Rollno-sz7kb]

Hey Guys , I found a leaf Which looks like an Insect.

[@valorantmemeworld1435]

does this guy even make money with 3 min videos?

[@valorantmemeworld1435]

@Arkham Knight youtube actually doesnt pay for views with less than 10 min videos, and probably everyone has adblock, so he's not getting much money from this. Also he never advertised and cooperated with anybody, I think he's doing it for free.

[@pingu3945]

*Alternative title:* "Crazy kid screams like a bird, but ironically a bird is chasing him down to have him shut up"

[@maezhang1477]

Maybe that kid was attacking it’s nest

[@hello14711]

Lolll

[@xxtheguyguyxx4400]

LOL

[@wef6146]

The kid was just scared? And he outright said that the bird was aggressive. Why do small kids get so much hate.

[@pingu3945]

@@wef6146 I t w a s a j o k e

[@ashenshield1712]

0:56 rare footage of my mom coming home after hearing about my grades

[@pookycat101]

lmfao

[@zezkiu372]

LOL 😂

[@ndablunt]

Bro I’m dead 😂

[@styxart1]

Road safety laws prepare to be ignored

[@jjlve3081]

How's it go when your mom came home?

[@BobbyTucker]

That Magpie attack was in Australia, they are friendly birds except for their "nesting season", most everyone wears a head cover with a "face" painted on the back to thwart the attackers, lol.

[@RrubhuVideos]

Magpie: Screaming bird noises Kid: **screaming bird noises intensified**

[@P8rth]

Watch my montage you will be amazed 😎😎😎😎mast ha

[@karoshn]

why would a kid be screaming bird noises instead of just the bird? 🧐

[@DiaNne31]

馬鹿adrian it’s a joke

[@karoshn]

Tanjiro goes BOOM BOOM ik it’s a joke you nonce, I was just point out the flaw in his “joke”

[@DiaNne31]

馬鹿adrian is it rlly a flaw I mean if u listen again the kid sounds like a bird screaming

[@Bandstand]

There can’t be 2k comments already

[@ultitacos4271]

Ikr

[@torpid]

Ok?

[@TheRealSkip]

*READ MY NAME ❤️🔥💯*

[@hello14711]

Bet

[@Akira-ky7yr]

But there are :o

[@auramallow5810]

6"2 10 yrs old kid: I would like to joi- Coach : *aight, you are selected*

[@trsdtkw1895]

Imagine basketball be dunking on them kids

[@Zack_Zander]

Literally carrying the team.

[@Semityis22]

CRYING

[@-a-strikelures1212]

0:54 bruh that vet is absolutely about to take flight ✈️😱

[@Flyerbeklol]

0:27 - Final destination trailer?

[@hey-ml4gd]

I dont get it

[@punishedfortniter]

Bu dum tssss

[@diamonddog2817]

I don’t get it iether

[@Therac-attack]

People in Final Destination die in weird and unexpected ways, so the mattress would of killed her in Final Destination

[@doommarauder7420]

JohnPlays Great Final destination has weird and Gorey deaths, you can guess why this was considered a trailer as a joke

[@torezcoasters6043]

Boy: Literally exists Bird: Peace was never an option

[@alexanderfollowsChrist]

😭😭😭

[@homelessduck4858]

Is it just me or when I read this I read in an Australian accent

[@jasoneverett]

Is there a way you can figuratively exist?

[@sebatoys]

never was an option

[@sebatoys]

Lol next day and now u have 263 likes

[@naturesilhouette9148]

People on that particular sidewalk: *exists* Magpie: So you have chosen... *death*

[@shippersbff2148]

I got pooped on the face

[@spuart3308]

Stand User: Pet Shop Stand Name: Horus

[@infinitydreamzz]

I think I've seen this comment less than 5000 times

[@zyloproductions4870]

0:03-There was a scene in The Birds just like that! 2:57-That cat also made me laugh, looking at the camera like, "What? We're you expecting a dog?"

[@GokantheHusky]

"Psycho bird attacks boy on scooter" Yep. Sounds like an average Aussie spring day.

[@sarahphilips9959]

Lol

[@GokantheHusky]

@@hayshobs9423 I do live in Australia -_-

[@GokantheHusky]

Lol @Hays Hobs why did you delete your comment?

[@luvrickarrd6876]

@@GokantheHusky I do too

[@harufubuki7988]

eshay bah

[@Kurran1998]

People: *Walk on sidewalk* Magpie: “So you have chosen...death.”

[@ddodd69]

no u

[@lucid_lucas4509]

You write that one down?

[@yahboi6660]

I was literally about to comment that lol

[@josofina]

bruv

[@sanskaarpatni9137]

Ash: Aerial Ace Bird: On that child? Ash: yes

[@Sarwa-Man-Nakarmi]

Lol

[@brianjohn6780]

ME: CHILD, USE LIGHTNING SPEED ON THE PADDLE.

[@ZephinorYT]

Ash a bully

[@brianjohn6780]

@@ZephinorYT NEW CONCEPT

[@haileybrown5056]

Lmao. Amazing

[@ckq]

This is why I used to always duck to avoid birds when I was like 12

[@TheLiveActionBrook]

Guy trying to fix the ice machine: I'm about to die right now. The cameraman: lol lmao

[@chewy-1432]

That ice machine is small for that applebees the one I work at has a bigger one lol

[@zoli604]

@blv You spamming this to everywhere on this channel...

[@thomper8604]

Meanwhile the ice machine is like : "did some carbon based lifeform said "_ice_"?? "

[@NBA_YoungBoy.]

Hey! My mom said if I get 800 likes on my most recent video she would buy me a puppy! Please help! Thanks❤️ ..

[@noahhopkins603]

On the second clip, I was worried about the knife in her hand.

[@faridmaulaui3644]

same

[@blitz696]

Same I hope the knife did not get lost 😱😭😭😭😢😢😢😢

[@gameseeker6307]

@@blitz696 it could've been In her face

[@HandledToaster2]

That was completely irresponsible. The knife could've gone flying into a wall and damage the tip.

[@WeegeeCool1]

Same

[@universereverbz]

2:29 Firetruck: *does it’s usual wail* The dog: They said I could be anything, so I decided to be a firetruck.

[@crusinclassicslucas6218]

Not just any wail it’s a federal Q siren

[@vysterr22]

@@crusinclassicslucas6218 The More You Know ✨

[@mitturocks5749]

Children:

[@ukkilevegetal1729]

2:35 he did his work TOO well !

[@MisterRawgers]

Nobody wants to talk about the colored rice artist? That’s insane

[@stranger8402]

Yea

[@aznmarty256]

"Crap. Camera was not recording."

[@JPBTVA]

That kid’s screaming is more disturbing than the magpie, to me.

[@kesmic6960]

thats rude

[@JPBTVA]

JoshUltaGamer Do you think I’m gonna listen to someone using THAT username on a topic that I was borderline making a joke about? NOT TO BE RUDE, ULTRAFORTNITEGAMER20001!

[@JPBTVA]

Also, I was half joking. I know it must have been scary for that kid, but I like squawking much better than the the screeches he was making in any context! Sorry if I Offended you, sheesh! Now leave me alone, I close this argument to my notifications feed.

[@victortovar9380]

Birds can peck hard a chicken stabbed my mom in the ass when she was little AND IT LITERARY STABBED HER

[@harrydeverilllikesituptheb671]

@@JPBTVA theres a youtuber called jack ultra gamer who uses that name and pfp which isprobably where he got it from

[@felixthecat6747]

Someone: *goes on the sidewalk* This bird: So You have chosen... death.

[@ddodd69]

nooo

[@pen1505]

Australia in a nutshell

[@DB-xv3kz]

Hearted :)

[@batrulis]

Rest In Peace

[@rnschannel9313]

Is no one going to talk about how cute that tiny wrinkly dog was. I just want to hug it 🥺

[@ericthex6510]

"What I'm doing is firing the laser right now" The kid: disintegrates *Oops wrong button*

[@AdvanAviantoy]

We didn't even Invented Lazers as weapons R/woooooosh

[@iasimov5960]

That's what happens when you forget to change the setting from "Kill."

[@solidzack]

@@AdvanAviantoy...did you just whoosh yourself?

[@gameseeker6307]

@@solidzack Impossible

[@starkiller7278]

Clumsiness: 1000

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Me: *Is doing project that's due tomorrow* Daily: "Hey, wanna see something interesting?"

[@_mcprince_aka_kiwi_932]

Is it about Abraham Lincoln

[@ddodd69]

wow, me too

[@hello14711]

Haha

[@trinityryan2574]

That's sooooo me

[@PrendTesBallless]

About a year ago, I was invited to attend a "space camp" at NASA. It was extremely interesting, despite being very secure. We had to give proper identification, give our fingerprints, and sign 6 consent forms, but after all that preparation, we were finally allowed to enter. I met astronauts and many astrophysicists. They described how it felt to be in space, and I saw a prototype of a Mars rover. However, the attraction that caught my eye the most was a live feed that came from a camera on the International Space Station. I watched it for hours, and even with a view of the entire world, I still couldn't find who asked.

[@alexielaxel1451]

"why is the coach playing with the kids?" "thats just timmy"

[@musicalmercy5204]

you're not funny

[@orangefunnynanno8426]

@@musicalmercy5204 nobody ask

[@muon_pien]

Lmao

[@spiderunknown7438]

@@orangefunnynanno8426 thank you for saying that, or else I would have

[@beastmastergaming8039]

@@musicalmercy5204 ok and no one cares.

[@Dahliaflower778]

0:08 This is the equivalent of whenever someone’s sibling walks into their other siblings room and wont get out.