Public School Is The Worst. Mike Speenberg - Full Special

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[@wesnall6796]

Was on a cruise several years back and Mr Speenberg was one of the comedians on board. Was lucky enough to be in the front row and get picked on by him. Nothing disrespectful, typical male nursing jokes. Ran into him in the buffet the next day and he took the time to say hi and said “I just want to make sure you know I respect the hell out of what you do.” He’s a good dude.

[@cedarpoplar7443]

🤣 so what exactly do you do, if you don't mind me asking. There's gotta be a reason why he chose to say hi to you. 'Rob a bank. There used to be a time when you could just walk into a bank and rob individuals. Now kids are just doing it online' 😆. You gotta watch out for them kids. They'll take your pants off if you're not careful

[@wesnall6796]

Cedar Poplar I’m a board certified emergency and trauma nurse. I’m also a monster of an individual. Just jokes about my shrek-like hands and a rectal exam. I don’t remember details, just that he was cool as hell the next day.

[@richardichard4237]

@ Cedar Poplar... Are you one of those slow growing cedars...?? The poster stated exactly what he did..., “ male nurse jokes...”...!?

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

I was on that cruise? The Carnival something

[@malachipeterson9661]

Your just chasing clout. If not prove it

[@akufromthefuture7159]

i actually like this guy. he seems like he's TOTALLY enjoying himself on stage. not often do i see one that so obviously has this much.

[@1erinjames]

Every story you told could be mine! Thank you for the memories, laughs and confirmation that WE LIVED!!!

[@gmjones7537]

Ditto! He knows my youth!!

[@michaelbienicewicz2993]

Ditto also... What a trip down memory lane. The funny one that is. I'm 51 now WTF?

[@howiwatchvideos]

Go do something

[@1erinjames]

@@howiwatchvideos go play on the freeway.

[@KaminaUzui]

Strange as a 26 y.o in august ive had almost the same childhood

[@markiahendrix60]

Those Flintstone Vitamins tasted so good back in the early 80's...😁 My parents had to put them on the highest shelf we had in the kitchen, because they caught me sneaking into the bottle and eating the grape ones... I still remember that T.V. commercial song... 🎶 "We are Flintstones kids! ... 10 million strong, and growing!" Mike Speenberg took me on a fantastic trip through my child hood. I remember ALL that stuff, from BOOK IT... To Pizza and corn. 🤣👍🏻

[@trublgrl]

I seem to remember some documentary or news story about school lunches, and they were talking to a lunch lady in the school kitchen. They asked "Is this where you cook the meals for the kids?" She replied "This is where we heat up the food for the students." Kitchen in name only.

[@amybettencourt3404]

Yeah, it's all done in a central location these days and the individual schools just heat & serve the food now.

[@richardichard4237]

A masterclass in clean, clever, sweet natured comedy. Thanks !!

[@MrsShocoTaco]

"This is the last bastion of free speech." Truth

[@mouseyman]

Oh he made me so nostalgic when he recited The Weekly Reader, Highlights, and the Pizza Hut Book It program. I lived to read enough books to get all the stickers on my pin (which was holographic). Then our family would go to spend an evening at Pizza Hut and I gave them my pin and got a mini pizza. Those were the days. And don't get me started on getting a book and some of those scratch and sniff stickers from the Weekly Reader! I still have them in a sticker book somewhere.

[@Alien_at_Large]

For me it was the skating rink. Our favorite song at the rink was Electric Avenue. I never could play sports, but I had that fancy footwork :D

[@bobbilheimersky7689]

@@Alien_at_Large Couples Only now Couples Only 💑

[@donnajohnson3334]

Remember when wonder bread had a sticker inside the bag touching the bread?. We were smart enough to know we couldn't eat them. My mom was a lunch lady and they saved stickers for me. I had a Peanuts lunchbox full of them. My brother covered the back of his door with his and got the belt for it. They were on there 'til that house burned down !.

[@donnajohnson3334]

@@bobbilheimersky7689 All Skate !

[@Info-eh4tv]

Hokey Pokey on skates. Free Baskin Robbins ice cream from the Library summer reading club.. i remember the square pizzas, but we also got pizza hut and taco bell sometimes.

[@p3rfect1ons28]

"Your aunt die? how you get the pontiac?" i cantttttt

[@xcrystalsunshine]

My first car was a 71 pontiac ventura II lol ( in 2001)

[@bardisbored5227]

This was incredibly wholesome and entertaining at the same time. Respect for that guy!

[@erroneus00]

This guy remembers this stuff WAY too well. It's as if he never stopped living it. And the Yosemite Sam bit. Funny because for a second, he became Yosemite Sam.

[@kg3185]

My mom used to threaten to take the layaway back all the time.

[@bradrnstyle]

Good job man. I was unsure at first, but your ability to interact with the audience was great!

[@GEAUXFRUGAL]

Our elementary school had cajun woman who cooked gumbo catfish and other great food. They cooked so good that we didn't raffle off things we sold tickets for plate lunches. They always sold out too.

[@Sassysipe]

Nothing like a Southern boy with a sense of humor. Howdy from Texas.

[@kathleenmacdonald5511]

remember friday was always fish and tartar sauce? mmmm! and the dinner rolls! the hamburgers!

[@aprilsilvers381]

They had amazing dinner rolls

[@thebeardedlady76]

Omg I remember pizza and corn!!! At the time, it didn’t even seem weird. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@DivineIshma]

It was my favorite day of school lol

[@adeolawilliams367]

They are still feeding them square pizza and corn

[@TheDadMan575]

I agree and for some reason it was always like on a Thursday or Monday but never the same days of the week consecutively.

[@Iowagrown123]

Best thing they had. Rice pudding sucked. Lol

[@jacquelynn2051]

My parents sent me to school with a bagged lunch but I would trade my bagged lunch for Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes and corn day.

[@bobthompson4319]

Wow I didn't know that every school across the country served rectangle pizza and corn. The pizza wasn't bad for the first 2 weeks.

[@jjryan1352]

Kids were so bored in my cafeteria they took up eating French fries with mustard.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lol. I always asked my mom for extra money on pizza day... I love that stuff!😂 Never got old for me! That and fries!

[@shandassmiles4802]

Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! You described my childhood to a T. “Unless you come busting in with a vacuum cleaner” even my kids were crying laughing!😂🤣 Thank you Sir 🙏

[@wadepenley6913]

I'm from north Carolina. This dude is talking exactly the way I grew up

[@barbarapettry6817]

Me, too!!! On both NC & way I grew up!!!

[@amybettencourt3404]

I'm in CA, and it was like that out here too. Not many people will own up to the reality of "what used to be." I still have a rotary phone on my kitchen wall... WITH the extra-long coil cord! 😅

[@butchp1384]

"...unless you come bustin' in with a vacuum cleaner..." He knows my dogs, lmao!

[@corbinjiang4616]

"...unless you come bustin' in with a vacuum cleaner..." He knows my dogs, lmao!

[@killuazoldyck7442]

Ikr lmao mine too

[@dj8350]

In the 60s and 70s the lunch ladies used to actually cook from scratch. It was delicious!

[@johnroark9568]

I've never had a drink in my life, but if I see one more ad I think I'm going to start

[@evientually]

I have the exact same shirt. Love how much fun this guy is obviously having. I can still smell that faux leather waterbed trim. And feel the way that rounded mattress sunk down into the canvas and plywood frame if you rolled too far over. Seriously did this guy live my middle school life? I actually went back to a skating rink not long ago as a 36 year old--not too shabby, especially given the spinal injury and the bum knee--and just couldn't resist the big dill pickle.

[@beardedmountain4893]

he killed this, the crowd was just lame

[@iframesz]

Bro wasn’t funny

[@schmodedo]

I think the crowd was OK, it just wasn't the right one. His bit is more Blue Collar Comedy Tour than Dry Bar. I've watched several of these comedians outside of this channel and many of them are just as funny either way. I still laughed...just haha rather than HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH !

[@debbiehorn8263]

I thought they were very good ! Why do you think they were lame ?

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

He did kill this...but the crowd was alright too.

[@rapmastac1362]

Most of his material isn't relatable with them. I have lived near Provo most of my life and I could tell this wasn't a vibe for the crowd.

[@surryan]

Layaway is when a person gets something when they finish paying for it.. OMG I just can't...

[@markrush5013]

that rectangle pizza was good! most popular lunch ever !

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

WORD!😆 i used to ask my mom for extra money on pizza day just for that!😂

[@lmichelle80sbaby]

Dejavu!!! I LOOOOVED my rectangle pizza w/ "canned corn"!!!😂😂 Life was so much simpler then...

[@cameronjadewallace]

Is it sad that I miss that pizza?

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@cameronjadewallace heck no!😂 i miss it too!

[@marypatton1122]

I was thinking so too In some countries they put corn on pizza. Potato too sometimes. It is good! Don't knock it until you've tried it. It sound weird but it really tastes good.

[@nickawhite76]

This guy Mike was great, lol! My first time seeing him. I love how he interacts with the audience and builds his show integrating around them. It seems like people always want to heckle comedians, so it makes sense to me that he just picks a few people to talk to. It's a great way to improv and to make it different for everyone every time! I think it's really smart and fun to watch.

[@saucywench9122]

We love snipe hunting in NC. He didn't mention cow tippin though. Ah, the suicide, man this guy takes me back. Thanks Dry Bar.

[@RestingBitchface7]

For those who keep saying they’ve had corn in pizza, this was pizza WITH corn. And not any corn, either. Watery canned corn swimming in a slick of margarine and white pepper slopped on a plate with a ladle.

[@mori9018]

Resting Bitchface yes oh my god that was our lunch everyday!

[@LadyVoldemort]

I'll eat that to be honest...🤣 Because I love both pizza and canned corn... Buy yeah, to eat them everyday? Must be a torture...

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

The most amazing and overloaded pepper ever normally too. Lol

[@josekanucee1428]

and a white milk. Reduced lunch bringing it down to 40¢ made it possible to buy the 50¢ peanut butter square!

[@heathermiller5765]

Can't get over the resemblance to Jeff Foxworthy. Probably gets that a bit too lol 😄 So funny, this dude's a natural on stage 😁

[@plaguedvenice]

REEEEAAADING RAIIINNBOWWWW

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

I miss that show. Lol. My school would play that and magic school bus on fridays.😂

[@catc6050]

Yeah, the second he mentioned that show, the song was in my head, and it will be for the next 2 days 🙄 "take a look, its in a book, its reading rainbow..." lol

[@FeatherstoneApothecary]

and to think Levar was sued. he had a literacy program for adults and said their key phrase so they sued. and won 😕

[@addisondurrence1431]

Why the hell can I hear it?!?! It's been years since I heard that

[@christina9alls]

This will soon be on the "popular videos" playlist for the channel. I laughed more than usual

[@benschmidt9532]

This guy is hilarious 😂 does anyone else think he looks like Joe Exotic if he gave up meth.

[@michaelbienicewicz2993]

He looks like Foxworthy

[@laurieplante7160]

He looks like both Joe Exotic and Foxworthy.

[@GoddessFourWinds]

Joe doesn't do meth anymore. LOL

[@producerk8247]

Just a regular guy telling regular everyday jokes and fun things he's experienced. Good laughs!

[@MsRosecrystal]

I can relate to everything! 🤣

[@Pinkranger87]

Me too

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Saaame!😭😂

[@bobbygill9533]

Awesome comic. I love dry bar because it's kinda pure comedy. No salacious jokes, which I love as well, no cursing, both which can get cheap laughs. It's gotta be harder to have a good set under these conditions. I love it

[@RK-de5wg]

I can’t believe he remembers those books! Priceless.

[@gmjones7537]

Dude, I would have lost my mind if we had been rich though for the above ground pool with the half deck!

[@Pinkranger87]

You were rich kid if you had a deck and pool

[@Striker9]

I would have lost my mind if we were rich enough for a pool bigger than a kiddy pool. I had a blue barrel i filled with water and jumped in. Was jealous of my cousin who got a horse water tank to swim in.

[@donnajohnson3334]

@@Striker9 We had a cow tank too. We played with those giant glass marbles on heavy string. We played with asbestos shingles that fell of the house, too. Somehow we survived childhood, LOL

[@smurfmama2020]

Love the judy blume reference

[@ryotaarai3816]

He looks and sounds like he's really having fun! Thanks for the laughs! 👍

[@Roof_Pizza]

My school lunch was making my own pb&j or bologna sandwiches in the morning. Add a few cookies, an apple and mom was outa the loop for 6+ hours.

[@tomfrazier1103]

I learned to fear Mom's PB&J, made my own cheddar & mayo. Took my lawn money to Shorty's Meats and got half a pound of pastrami-livin' large all week!

[@brettking8663]

If Jeff Foxworthy and Tiger King had a love child...

[@rapmastac1362]

I prefer budget Foxworthy.

[@maineclover]

🤣🤣🤣

[@coffeeinthenebula]

@@rapmastac1362 😂

[@mimirudoll6705]

I see it. 🤣

[@axemeagain2554]

Really enjoyed this one! More of him if you have some available Please!

[@bobthompson4319]

I never played high school basketball but if I would've then I would have played the same position as this guy

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

I playd some of every sport but football,or rugby..and maybe a couple others i forgot.. Lol. I got to play during practice. Hit quite a few home runs. Was pretty decent at swimming. Soccer was pretty easy. Basketball was alright. But i never played for more than fun...and i think they knew that and thats why i never got played. Lol.

[@mikedolberry3043]

Thank you for the great video! I woke up this morning hoping to watch 30 minutes of commercials. Sadly, they kept interrupting them with a comedian, for short pieces of time. At least he hit it out of the park, with great bits! We lived the same life!!

[@SatanSpawn]

My childhood in a nutshell

[@fairday2]

I was a teacher for 29 years. K-8 through the years.

[@bangchansrubberducky8244]

No high school? That's where all the good drugs are

[@fairday2]

@@bangchansrubberducky8244 Our middle school and high school were together, so they all knew me and had been taught by me. The HS students would get passes to ask me questions, or for help on an assignment. Drugs began in elementary school since that is the main interest. I did have a young man who played with the chiefs when they won the Superbowl. He stays in touch with me. I had many strange experience in out county. They are my kids.

[@bangchansrubberducky8244]

@@fairday2 😮😮😮 whaaaaaaa that's insane dude. And you must be a really a good teacher tbh

[@fairday2]

@@Bike551 Media Specialist. I started in K-2 Then they switched the school to 5th-6th; and finally I moved to the middle school, which was in the same building as the high school. I had remedial classes in the morning, but my job was to teach research Technics and let them check out books and take tests on what they read. But, most kids considered me their mom. or auntie.

[@fairday2]

@@bangchansrubberducky8244 I took care of the students and they knew I cared. That was important for them to know that what I taught was important. I don't know about great, but I did it my way instead of how they wanted.

[@KRenee-xo2jn]

I’m crryyyiiinnnn at the layaway jokes 😂

[@rarah73]

You'll never make love on a waterbed... I can't stop laughing!

[@rapmastac1362]

It is something! I looked at some because of this and they have come a long way. Still a lot of work but would be nice to have a cold bed during the summer.

[@andreatrue3054]

I enjoyed him so much! So nostalgic and his inner kid is still alive.

[@gradysmith5576]

Mike Speenberg, you are ABSOLUTELY hilarious!!!

[@onlinewhy]

"Do you remember these things? I bet you dont because you're too young." My little brother is in middle school in Texas and he tells me about literally all the same things this man says. Lol still a funny routine though.

[@dr.brandileebunge]

Omg!!! This guy's too hilarious he reminded just how funny my childhood was in the 70's. His grin is great quick wit clever material 😁😄🤣👌

[@candyg.822]

Best dry bar comic I've heard yet!!!

[@Panthror]

FYI: They do have corn on pizza in Hungary, I couldn't get pizza without corn while I was on holiday there.

[@bornagainchristian3742]

Also in the Netherlands

[@layna-heyhey]

You like it?

[@jennifer9047]

Belgium, too. Tuna and corn pizza. 🍕😝

[@theplumber9427]

Gross

[@RestingBitchface7]

Panthror yeah, but this was pizza WITH corn. And not any corn, either. Watery canned corn swimming in a slick of margarine and white pepper.

[@starcloudhidden8074]

I'm smiling an lol. ..Dog joke at end👍🏼💯 Give Mitchell a good scratch for me 💞🕊️💞

[@returnofthedoggo7994]

remember the blonde skinny guy from pirates of the caribbean with the wooden eye? this is him now

[@badger172]

Funny. Laughed.

[@howiwatchvideos]

As well

[@mikeconley9590]

Laughing. Now.

[@deathminion11]

Did indeed Laugh

[@nickawhite76]

You got suuuper excited when it was "mexican pizza" day! The octagonal one was elusive and exciting to find on the tray, ha!

[@scottiusnevious5143]

Our "media center" was a tiny room secluded off of the nurses room. She does one person at a time.

[@donnahendrickson4442]

Awesome 👏 God bless you and your beautiful family brother 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@marciawhite692]

I know everything this man was talking about. The good ole days

[@saucywench9122]

That rectangle pizza was awesome. I'm going to get some now. They sell it at the grocery store.

[@gmjones7537]

WHAT GROCERY STORE???? that was my FAVORITE!

[@RestingBitchface7]

Saucy Wench ANSWER US!!! WHAT STORE, WHAT BRAND??? 🙏🙏🙏🤤

[@KashiGirl911]

indeed.. i loved that pizza.. I've been getting tontinos party pizzas.. similar but not quite the same

[@tomfrazier1103]

The rectangle pizza on Lucky Tray Day! School lunch burritos and Tater Tots!

[@deeb8733]

@@tomfrazier1103 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gloriagalarza4251]

This guy just went with the flow, no repertoire what so ever, and he forgot that the magic of this show is that it is CLEAN comedy

[@jjryan1352]

I did have that "mixed drink" at the roller rink. It was called Kamikaze in my area. Amazing how that spread around in pre-internet days.

[@agiraffe3673]

JJ Ryan haha we called them zombies

[@TimNewton0829]

This is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever listened to.

[@brandieo6165]

I can so relate to him. Hilarious!

[@NickvonZ]

Here in Taiwan, at Dominos and Pizza Hut, canned corn is a TOPPING.

[@wilfdarr]

On the mainland as well.

[@thelightison8629]

😬

[@rapmastac1362]

Try roasted corn on pizza, takes on a new flavor and depending on the roast, gives it a little random crunch here and there.

[@barbarapettry6817]

@@rapmastac1362 Now, that sounds tasty!!!

[@hdwarrior8830]

This man is so funny he made me go through two Depends!

[@mrutkowski1687]

Commenting because I HAVE THIS SHIRT. Found it in a by-the-pound goodwill in North Carolina. I cut the sleeves off though.

[@luthiervandros]

He’s awesome. I grew up in Louisiana and every one of my friends that had an uncle named schmoo that looked like him. Gotta take the ttops off the Camaro and run!

[@makatron]

Some Foxworthy vibes, this guy killed and toy can tell he had so much fun in this set

[@LadyVoldemort]

Dude's hilarious and smart! 🤣 Seriously, I think funny comedians are smarter than most magicians...

[@dominicabybus]

So funny! He took it back with the number 2 pencil and scantron! 🤣😂🤣

[@nicolemiller7760]

We had those hearing tests when I was in elementary school, and I’m only 23...how much has changed in the last 15 years if what he’s saying is actually true!?!

[@dixieboy5689]

>>> Snipe hunt was the best I have ever heard. Solid genius. Thx.

[@jeffviola6948]

He was a great performer at the Atlantis. Even in the face of unruly guest he kept the laughs going. Boston ✌️😎

[@rickyspanish492]

What a great set! Thanks Dry Bar and Mike Speenberg for the laughs!

[@bordeauxhouse]

Enjoyed your show, Mike Speenberg!

[@Sleepless-mind]

Not if you come to S.Korea, they have corn on pizza lol

[@theplumber9427]

Thee Lance 🤮not a fan of corn. Good day sir. 😉

[@jennicatlalunagato1122]

💖😆💖 He reminds me of my youth!

[@spideydew20]

I kid you not: right when he was in the middle of his bit about the lady in the back of the kitchen drawing grill marks on burgers with a magic marker, an ad popped up from a steak company that said "It's Grilling Time!"

[@Shadow-ou8rh]

Love this guy! 😂

[@dig1035]

Great sense of humor and audience involvement!

[@HypeOmanic]

BROOOOO this guy is hilarious!

[@imyouranna]

Oh My God 🤣 he's great. I can so relate.

[@katiedrew4708]

"motionless waterbed" could be found in VT, NH in DEC!

[@meganluck4352]

This guy is hilarious. Brings back so many memories growing up way back when.

[@edithdlp8045]

I LOVE school food. I do not know what he is taking about. Here in Los Angeles California school meal are the best. My son is 11 and he also thinks that school lunches are great. Food in Los Angeles schools have been great even when i was his age 33 years ago.😁

[@theprimroseboutique]

He was one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard!!

[@edylcnostrebor9722]

Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us all together

[@christopherbrothers244]

The main thing to remember is happy wife happy life. Lol

[@GEAUXFRUGAL]

My school food was good , a lot of the students threw away most of their food. Not me I ate all the food I could, still looked like a skeleton.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Sooooo much same! Now im a beefy bit of a woman. Lol. I wonder why i ended up looking mega curvy,vs my bean pole type in hugh school. Genetics be weird when u go from size 00,to a size 14-16!

[@KakarotC]

This guy was hilarious! This crowd sucked

[@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA]

Well it's Salt Lake, so.m

[@fairday2]

We had mcRibs for 3 weeks with no buns. I taught in media center.

[@iframesz]

public school is better than private schools. I went to both and the people are way better.

[@TwoRavensMinis]

He doesn't get enough laughs. This guy is funny.

[@fatgirlhiking6250]

So funny!!! Pizza and corn makes laugh so hard. The one reading thing he didn't mention was RIF(reading is fundamental). I lived for the day the RIF van would come and you got a free book!

[@anaderol5408]

Lol - cultural differences ... I had to google "big wheel" - at first I thought he was referring to the Ferris Wheel. 🤣🤣