Putin Assassination Attempt

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Sound: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

[@debopriyadutta3736]

He remembered his mother's warning about taking candies from strangers.

[@maskinpistol1127]

dont think a stranger would stand so close to russias president

[@ricarbo.]

Putin's mother does not tell him to not take candy from strangers, Putin tells his mom that

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

@@ricarbo. Oh gawd😨

[@krunkeralt_yt9821]

Uhh reds sus

[@branislavpavlovic9395]

This is a good one

[@sym9266]

He smiled as if to say: "I wasn't born yesterday"

[@Karl_Drogo55]

@Bruno Sousa lol I mean he gives some to the guy to his left first before him though

[@dc1939]

@@Karl_Drogo55 you wouldn't last as President heh ... if he were actually trying to get him he would have normal pieces and killer pieces and know which they were obviously.

[@Rodrigo_As]

@@Karl_Drogo55 Bruh man

[@callidusvulpes5556]

@@dc1939 yea, because life is a 1960s spy movie.

[@FightDelusion]

@@callidusvulpes5556 it’s not that hard of a concept but it also looked like they faked grabbing one and putting it into their mouth especially the second one

[@manudaflop]

Putin Sleeps with lights on because the darkness is scared of him

[@Revolution221]

😜😜

[@Arigail]

Underrated

[@YuviCreator]

😂😂😂

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

💀

[@amesvornu8304]

Shame we're changing chuck norris jokes with putin

[@user-qu1ht8wi3e]

When putin has a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe

[@Revolution221]

💃💃

[@YuviCreator]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BigChiken44]

It's funny because really Putin's paranoidal fear of everything should be a subject of medical science. Pooping in a suitcase so no one can steal your poop... that's serious problems

[@JoaoPedro-kp5px]

@@BigChiken44 when you've been Russia's ruler for the past 20 years, you become a paranoid

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

​​@@JoaoPedro-kp5pxyeah, because he's human, im pretty sure if he was invincible as he wishes he wouldn't give a faq

[@notgarvit]

*Spolier alert*: They don’t get him next time either.

[@spongebobsmirk1528]

*won't

[@sumguy6213]

SaViTaR The Real God Of Speed can’t*

[@deyanaleksich8293]

There is no next time lmao

[@esdsohx1196]

This guy is smart Putin.

[@stealth6567]

dude stop spoiling

[@ramandeeprandhawa3631]

when he calls the wrong number, the person apologizes for being the wrong person

[@johnjacobastoriv688]

Underrated

[@sarathb6470]

holy sh*t...best.. :D

[@santoshsankpal2152]

Bruhhh

[@nolaw9880]

More likes 😂

[@chinmoynagarkar7680]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aashiljeetsingh4125]

As a single child, it must have been hard for Putin to raise both parents

[@radhakishanguriya]

[@-never-gonna-give-you-up-]

As a kid with brain damage from the umbilical cord around your neck as a baby, it must be very hard for your parents to see trash suffering.

[@ifym900]

Comment ur af

[@F-bot]

Good shit bro

[@Light77788]

In Mother Russia, parents don't raise the child, the child raises the parents

[@sounakpatra4139]

When Putin forgets a word, they remove it from dictionary

[@mak7eye]

😂

[@MotivationisKey-cy9ph]

😂😂

[@AdhvaithSane]

Well not really but carry on

[@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber]

@@AdhvaithSane such a party pooper

[@NikkoOnRoblox]

​@@PrabhablyAGoodKZbinrWell not really but carry on

[@teanimate2328]

“They never had us, not gonna lie” -Putin

[@domersftw1503]

18 47 51 13

[@achinsingh9336]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adityadabas9408]

@3rc but why do I have to click the link? Ooops...

[@jaylacooper2314]

@3rc why?

[@shiberu_7s]

@3rc its the link to this video lol

[@joeairbender267]

In Russia the kids tell their parent to not accept candies from strangers.

[@USER-xm9ne]

Seriously?

[@phoenixcoleman7777]

Nice pp

[@catterbox8329]

@@haruharara The joke was kids tell their parents not to accept candy from parents not the other way round

[@rico6719]

Every fucking parent tells their kids that

[@catterbox8329]

@@rico6719 read the sentence again "kids tell their parent" "

[@prasoon2232]

When Putin installs a software, they agree to his terms.

[@Lamidnightsss]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@LukeDeGance]

@@Lamidnightsss exactly what i was thinking lol

[@patrikrenmark2010]

The man does not even know how to use a computer. Get over it.

[@h_X_f-]

@@patrikrenmark2010get over what?

[@ikr233]

​@@patrikrenmark2010It's just a joke. Get over it.

[@rajbalayadav4371]

When Graham Bell invented Telephone, there was already a missed call from Putin

[@Revolution221]

😜😜

[@TusharSharma-cw7mn]

So underrated

[@snehit]

Omggg

[@jordyczaplewski8693]

😂😂😂

[@solidturtle6910]

this one

[@PhoenixLive_YT]

and thus, he was sent to the gulag

[@lucas_2612]

hi

[@lanclarenzaguilar8264]

Its GULAG

[@SomethinMemey]

...and promptly returned 3 seconds later

[@SourSpecial]

Couse he gave the wrong person the candy... Agian

[@momosupremacy8349]

Mmmm goulash

[@ThugHunt7]

If you're going to be assassinated just say no, they can't kill you without your consent.

[@bacon6496]

Kuya Cardo wait hol up we

[@bacon6496]

Kuya Cardo wat u saying

[@bacon6496]

Kuya Cardo ?!?!?!?’?’?!?!?!? ?!?’?

[@dantewake6293]

Jokes aside the current Mexican president says "If you are being robbed just say no and that'll shoo 'em away"

[@filipedias7284]

then im screwed but not really

[@kevinshim1688]

When Putin reads a book, the book gains knowledge.

[@scorpions1965]

Hate to say it but, underrated

[@mr.gouravkale]

😂😂

[@benmirault5933]

Not sure how useful the knowledge is considering how Putin’s invasion is going

[@classeontop7403]

LOL

[@Night-op7zf]

He also won the tour de france using a stationary bike

[@DrMeetPatel]

When Putin enters your home, you are the guest

[@johananas8407]

So he’s a cat then?

[@dahangman7557]

​@@johananas8407nice

[@DrMeetPatel]

@@johananas8407 you still alive?

[@johananas8407]

@@DrMeetPatel Yeah, I’m good. Thank you lol

[@youtube__handle]

Good one

[@prafullidhoo3716]

When Putin is late to school, his teachers apologize for being early.

[@vincentsmith7456]

nice one

[@nayal5357]

Lmao ‼️

[@heheganteng842]

siiick:v

[@capt.macmillan5055]

Lmmmaooooi

[@diegodelgado141]

In america the teacher gives putin a warning for bad behavior. In Russia Putin gives warning to teacher.

[@Coinz8]

Assassin: " Would you like a poison?" Putin: " No, Ive already had three this morning. Have to watch my diet"

[@trashcantacos]

lmao this is the best one 👌

[@cgrecia89]

#accurate

[@afa4766]

Diet. Lol

[@thetsfa3307]

@3rc ammmmm... wtf , oh sorry- tf

[@MK_54598]

Its kinda true if you have small amount of poison daily you can become immune to poison

[@qaisoone]

Putin goes to McDonalds and the ice-cream machine starts working

[@hannahs.7138]

underrated comment fr😂

[@tovarish_kommandir]

Ain't no way , even the ice cream machine becomes comead ice when it sees putin

[@BlackHatGhostAnon5670]

Underrated 😂

[@randymarsh5088]

Top comment

[@VladIsLove22]

There is no McDonalds in russia 😊

[@Xwisit]

ChatGPT isn’t AI - it’s Putin typing back to you.

[@cherryvodka9621]

😮

[@elchinpirbabayev5757]

@@cherryvodka9621 it’s Putin typing back AT you. He doesn't type TO Anybody!

[@andreiboroianu946]

@@elchinpirbabayev5757 Who?

[@mangasm9293]

​@elchinpirbabayev5757 read the room bud

[@blazing_cycler]

ayoooo

[@vishu9091]

He needs to putin some effort.

[@ruthwikrao9603]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hammadibrahim39]

Damn

[@GamerBoy-xd5yr]

Top comment

[@epiccars5440]

Put in

[@pringelz5339]

@@epiccars5440 no putin

[@ayman4083]

When putin was a child strangers were told not to talk with him.

[@paritoshbelekar5723]

😂😂

[@typicalexpert7715]

🤣🤣

[@nikoniko919]

One of the best bro

[@tenzing28]

Lol

[@doublereedboy8455]

Nice

[@amanelahikhan2773]

when putin visits the doctor the doctor feels better

[@SimonGhostRiley-lt7yg]

lol

[@BlackHatGhostAnon5670]

Putin doesnt have nightmares. Nightmares have Putin.

[@CharlieDust942]

Lol

[@mahdyfouad4822]

lol

[@SimonGhostRiley-lt7yg]

lol

[@ber7041]

Then he turned himself into a wide men. Funniest shit i've ever seen.

[@bobpro583]

I like this comment

[@raulthegibbon4869]

I like this comment

[@dimasgonzalez363]

I don’t like this comment

[@raulthegibbon4869]

@@dimasgonzalez363 you ruined it

[@mattatron1629]

Mac N Butter Yeah but I still like this comment

[@anonymate]

When Putin graduated, the university got a degree

[@palashsingh8931]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ValorantWowzers]

this is the one right here

[@rsquareaaron1094]

Lit

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

ara ara

[@prathameshchougule503]

🤣

[@johntrik7718]

Death once had a near-Putin experience.

[@imbob99999]

How is there no replies this is good

[@kennybossier7036]

Putin would give a headbutt to a sniperbullet.

[@hemanthnayak889]

Years later that guy on his death bed "I was Inches away from killing putin"

[@ianrandolph6436]

I'd think Putin would've dealt with him by now. :(

[@KikogamerJ2]

He is on is death bed because putin poisen is vodka

[@DoihaDX]

child: "and what happened, grandpa?" Assassin: "He didn't take my candy"

[@jakoda2514]

@Somali Pirate ok Vladamir

[@user-xt7ir2tk9c]

"That guy" is Yanukovitsch, the former Ukranian president. Now, retired, lives near Moscow.

[@funmaker1013]

Expectations: A sniper bullet misses Putin by inches. Reality: Wanna eat some candy?

[@jfmajait7148]

That's what I expected to 🤣🤣

[@jmcadenas8820]

Me too lol

[@slkcld3008]

Same doe

[@jakoda2514]

@inglourious Basterd he most likely wouldn't be able to get close enough with a gun.

[@sergiosyber]

inglourious Basterd no what he is saying is that his security wouldn’t allow the assassin pass with a gun but would most likely let some chocolate go

[@nghtbot340]

Man: *shares his jelly beans with his homies* Title: Putin assassination attempt

[@FBI72110]

It was poisoned to kill him

[@moozinho8667]

You’re one of those woke idiots right?

[@qksf1645]

@@FBI72110 Yanukovych was an ally of him so why would he kill him

[@van6681]

@@qksf1645 why wouldn't he? Never heard of betrayal???

[@marktwain8121]

​@@qksf1645He was bought ,if you look Medvedev does'nt eat the candy ,he pretends he is eating it .

[@nutronneil9]

When the monster goes to bed at night, they check under the bed for Putin

[@gino3650]

When putin enters your house, he gives you the wifi password.

[@bayurukmanajati1224]

He enters my house and I asked him politely if I can use the toilet or not.

[@soldierstride554]

He serves you as the guest

[@rusdiseptian9652]

@@bayurukmanajati1224 Ngakak bangkeeee LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@shadymello9146]

He entered the house and asked the residents to come in

[@akldnxk]

Cringe

[@bran7982]

When a party is over, Putin asks the hosts to leave

[@temporalmentetonto]

Leave your house, brian

[@jlitodelcid326]

@@temporalmentetonto also you

[@temporalmentetonto]

@@jlitodelcid326 yes, and you

[@sajidursajid2291]

@@temporalmentetonto let's not forget you

[@invinciblealien9492]

@@sajidursajid2291 and you too

[@Chilleddude7691]

When putin goes to park for jogging the park gets healthier

[@IronSharpensIronOfficial]

LOL

[@marques_asecas5894]

Putin in his head: *Oh, damn it! I really wanted candy, but papa and mama told me never to accept candy from strangers.*

[@TheGreatPhoxEmpire]

Babushka

[@corvte6676]

he's not a stranger to putin

[@vhlamingostreamsaudioconte403]

​@@corvte6676 Yeah, he is more like a Putin's puppet 😅

[@dogukanhos9345]

Just imagine the assassin and the other guy is actually on a suicide mission and just eating to convince Putin that its safe to eat and knowing they'll die too.... And Putin refuses... And they just.... Die.....

[@iamtoxic4663]

😂😂😂😂 lmao

[@shinobix4925]

Shoot is that what actually happened here?

[@ahlatagaci2018]

That would be epic and best Putin moment ever, dostum oha lan.

[@plasmathingy1432]

@@shinobix4925 read the first two words in the comment

[@shinobix4925]

@@plasmathingy1432 ok but that kinda sounds like what's happening in the video. I don't know much about the actual story so I'm just trying to figure out what's going man, no need to be a dick

[@Aego384]

When Putin chops onions, the onions start to cry.

[@JimBobJoeB0b]

That’s dark tho

[@RahulPandey-xb6gb]

#justiceforonions

[@liebe1099]

#justiceforonions

[@SuperSonkik]

As they should

[@gh0stroy]

I would cry too if i was bring slaughtered in half

[@MemezRCoolMemes]

When Putin walks, he doesn’t walk, he pushes the Earth with his feet.

[@devnarayanclasses9458]

😂😂

[@garthcampbell7902]

That's actually how walking works tho 💀

[@valentinlageot4101]

u mean the earth rotates arund him

[@thepm517]

When putin enters a website, he asks website to accept the cookies💀

[@Kenan-Z]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kissofdeath4449]

Guy on radio: "mission failed!..." Putin: * interferes on radio* "I'll get you now!"

[@user-fb1pk2yw8w]

Oh god oh fuck

[@ravioliking5246]

My turn

[@FrostBlackbird]

"Guy on radio"?!?!? You show respect to Captain Price.

[@Carfalog]

The Ethiopian Caterpillar it’s Ghost actually but yea

[@comradesinvolhend5153]

Correction "I got cho ass now"

[@SilentMemer]

In mother russia you don't eat the sunflower seeds, they eat you

[@SkyActives]

Lol

[@SkyActives]

And cigarettes smoke you 😁

[@kenny-kent60]

AAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@lakshyasingh1576]

@Gurdeep Singh Nijjar true

[@masihnajafi5055]

Don't say bullshit. Russia is not Zlatan

[@StizzY8]

When Putin blinks, his eyelids apologize for blocking his vision.

[@glanced9684]

When Putin moved out from his parent's house, he said to his father, "Now you're the man of the house".

[@maguire7476]

Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree”

[@HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gadex3947]

😅😅 That's actually funny

[@ola1847]

😂😂😂😂

[@forkempty]

And still continues

[@kaileng3500]

Dedd

[@jacksonmississippi3857]

*Stranger: Hey Putin . Want some poison?* *Putin: No thanks just had it in the morning*

[@juleshet1557]

💀💀

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

What?

[@bruhdude6712]

what do you mean?

[@Chad_Golden]

@@bruhdude6712 vadka

[@bruhdude6712]

@@Chad_Golden oh ok, I just didn't understand cause it wasn't a drink in the video

[@benjaminmurphy377]

When Putin jumps up, the earth moves down for him.

[@Redfrog1011]

That’s just how jumping works lmao read a physics book

[@guilhermeisrael8163]

​@@Redfrog1011a joke is something that you say or do to make people laugh, for example a funny story that you tell I can't tell jokes. She's always cracking jokes. They often make jokes at each other's expense. The kids in that class are always looking to play a joke on the teacher. I didn't get the joke (= understand it). I wish he wouldn't tell dirty jokes (= about sex). a sick joke (= about death, disease, etc.) as a joke I only did it as a joke (= it was not meant seriously). joke about somebody/something Have you heard the joke about the elephant and the mouse?

[@cameron8529]

When Putin does push ups, he is actually bench pressing the planet.

[@mchs5356]

When Putin late to school, his teacher apologized for being early.

[@yumiko523]

When Putin sees someone copying another comment He kills them

[@live_feedv2]

Lmao imagine copying a comment

[@brightdeogratias6664]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pul5e587]

Stolen comment

[@Nile15rush_fj]

The school starts when Putin enters the building and the teachers get paid when Putin feels like it

[@umeshshrestha2914]

He's the type of guy who can Kill fish by drowning it

[@sugoi_neko4417]

Underrated

[@auctifer0]

Underrated

[@justaorangewithapeel7986]

Underrated

[@vivekrajput9245]

O bhai .... 😅 Lit

[@bloodwargaming3662]

😂😂😂😂

[@johnsmithee6660]

Putin never dials the wrong number...you just picked up the wrong phone

[@mayravelarde2247]

Putin is the type of guy to bring a mattress to a pillow fight

[@pandajohn5911]

When Putin was born, he named himself and congratulated his parents

[@anthonyznaysa]

Respect

[@tomskiii06]

🤣🤣top comment

[@cornelldavid472]

🤣

[@oasisboi]

after he was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

[@oigomieggo24]

Reminds me of this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqWknp6ogcmAm7c “Honey, what should we call him?” “Hmm, let’s see...” “Vladimir Putin.” “He talked?!?”

[@alexfot_21]

When Putin walks in dark but he can't see sun automatically appears.

[@T--ek9nr]

when Putin walks in the dark, the dark can't see

[@poohalliance]

When a hacker tries to hack putin's phone, The phone hacks the hacker.

[@fullhouse1281]

Thats true actually

[@itsprotik60]

When Putin's little toe hits a corner, the corner cries in pain

[@hunter-nv9xi]

i'm dead😂😂

[@itsshrimp91]

Why are the funniest jokes the least liked?? Bruh.

[@theveryultimatechannelofdo4530]

No mans that strong I’m afraid

[@FilipinoFurry]

OUR comments right?

[@itsprotik60]

@@theveryultimatechannelofdo4530 how wrong of you to assume that Putin is an average human being. YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO THE GULAG!!!!

[@just_a_turtle_chad]

When Putin was little and it was his bedtime, he tucked his parents to sleep.

[@farmerwithshotgun1293]

I read this wrong the 1st time😅

[@ChaseMcCain81]

He put his parents to sleep.

[@johnpippin2426]

Literally laughed out loud

[@bluhbluhbluh9161]

@@farmerwithshotgun1293 took me 3 reads u realise is tuck not fuck

[@coolkid-pi8yz]

@@bluhbluhbluh9161 BROOoOOO💀

[@prohamburger22]

When a pack of gum almost changed an entire timeline.

[@wmhfanatic]

Putin wears a jacket so the jacket doesn't feel cold

[@amogh7815]

When Putin listens to music on Spotify, the artist gets the ads

[@yehdekhlobhai.]

😂

[@abdallahiahm1940]

putin video’s comments are the best 😂😂

[@strawberrybruh]

Just get premium

[@jennahtailya4726]

This one takes the cake

[@jojivk3404]

Stolen

[@fifervonpiper6707]

"Candy." Putin: Nyet. "Blyat."

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

We failed "Da"

[@ajsmoth3509]

Blyat

[@carbon1642]

Blyat

[@mustafahmed1]

Blyat

[@soleaye4523]

Blyat

[@asoncalledvoonch2210]

Putin's mother has a tattoo that says "SON"

[@ZZ24667]

“Assasination sir?” “No thank you”

[@FreeAnuelAA]

I wonder if Putin is reading all this 😂

[@ShadowHwkX7]

Im sure he is. Dont they say that Russia is spying on us. Plus, Im sure he knows English.

[@markhodgson2348]

Yes everything is monitored

[@noellerutledge8789]

@@markhodgson2348 epic, HI PAL

[@kiq4767]

He's surely more interested in repressing the current protests in Russia

[@ShadowHwkX7]

@Mr. FourtyOz that's what he want you to think.

[@navikrastavici6323]

Putin doesn't flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it

[@carmelomalacalza8981]

Lmao

[@Eliling]

Im dead 😭😭😭🤣

[@skrambullchristensen8990]

Bahahahaha

[@kimjongun9077]

Now, that's a good one lmao

[@Monkeydluffy-we2fk]

Fuck nice one

[@user-ko3ry8ky9q]

When Putin plays cricket,Umpire gets out

[@justinfry8833]

When Putin showed up late, everyone apologized for being on time.

[@classxi-a9428]

lmao

[@nordanshat2708]

copied comment

[@buddhaboy6017]

lol

[@Votaru]

@@nordanshat2708 i see your new to the internet

[@rbkgaming2581]

@@nordanshat2708 a copy of a copied comment of some guys who said "copied comment"

[@imaadinayath9040]

When Putin poses for a picture, the camera smiles for him.

[@brianbos5424]

Crocidilian

[@certified_geek7536]

How were they gonna assassinate him?

[@tronalddump6768]

@@certified_geek7536 they won't assassinate him.. he'll assassinate them

[@BORA_BAÊA]

Lmao

[@hollywoodbest7999]

@@tronalddump6768 🤣🤣🤣

[@AA-ti6hq]

When Putin goes to the zoo, the animals line up to take pictures with him.

[@fedirdyshlyuk-mp9cv]

Bro that is Yanucovich he just offered him a gum

[@Minute_Sniper]

Assassin: Snack? Putin: dumb western spy, we only ever drink vodka here

[@kevinethan5751]

😄😀😃😂😅

[@aaron_rds1341]

Poison in the vodka

[@CookieeMonstarr666]

@@aaron_rds1341 vodka is a poison

[@capolean2902]

Aaron_rds he watches anime so hes immune

[@mohamedhersi7699]

😂😂

[@Arnesfield]

Assassin: "Would you like a treat?" Putin: "No thank you" The treat: "Thank goodness I'm still alive"

[@nitro7697]

Jefferson Rylee underrated comment

[@daviesugo7641]

Putin: So am I too, u can't kill a Putin even if you try too haha

[@dmitrorobinson8991]

It's not assassin, it's Yanukovytch

[@user-tx6ik6rl8g]

This might be the worst attempt at comedy I’ve ever seen

[@MixSonaProductions]

Putin is confirmed Templar

[@Ultimate811]

these comments i cant 😂

[@nickizcool20]

2 weeks later: that same guys “ tragically falls down the stairs” 😂 The cameraman: falls out of a window”

[@xwingknight]

The other guy: “tragically coughs up his entire respiratory system”

[@Chetan1669.]

When putin visits your house then you are the guest.

[@Reshme77]

But if I am the guest he has to serve me yay!

[@Chetan1669.]

@@Reshme77 haha ..good one

[@CristianoRono]

@@Reshme77 Nice one lol "😂

[@SolstitiumNatum]

@@snehilsharma9147 :/

[@xgummybowld8107]

When Putin leaves his grandparents, he sneaks 20$ into their pockets.

[@harshh9000]

ok

[@smithersoneil9675]

ok

[@Sebastian-M]

that's nice of him

[@jaygaming4320]

Why

[@dwaynelouis343]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yoki4693]

When Putin enters a room, he doesnt turn the lights on, he turns the dark off

[@alexmaximus9134]

Putin was like "You won't fool me! I'm 2 parallel universes ahead of you".

[@tech9896]

Two things you can’t choose 1. Your parents 2. President of Russia

[@odog1372]

Yes

[@patrickjones8255]

@Beau Aidan by what standard? Most HIV in Europe? The rest of us just laugh at you.

[@aboutthegiggins4236]

@@patrickjones8255 yeah im sure the rest of the EU has a lot to laugh about

[@feddicap467]

But if you are 2. then you can choose 1.

[@geancarlosmonteiro1001]

@P G Same here in Brazil 😕

[@jaykay3123]

When putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying.

[@LuisLopez-ve5jt]

Best comment so far 😂😂😂

[@shubhamnamdev]

Underrated

[@electron1012]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best one yet

[@Nihalshaikh03]

😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@user-hg7hr1yg1m]

I’m loving it

[@truckynforky]

When Putin smiles we’re at peace.

[@alessandropasquali3371]

When Putin goes to the gym, steroids use him to get stronger

[@iamanevutable981]

Thought I'd try one: When Putin enters private property, the owners are arrested for trespassing.

[@yehdekhlobhai.]

Gd one 😂

[@rsquareaaron1094]

🔥

[@alexanderajax2956]

LOL

[@fikrifahrizal482]

good

[@nikoniko919]

Good one you can try another one,this one has passed the test😁😁😁

[@ryanbrimson8238]

When Vladimir Putin was in school, the teachers would ask him if they could go to the toilet

[@RahulSharma_832]

😂😂😂

[@jonathank4524]

😂😂

[@NikolajKalashnikov47]

And he would say, "I don't know, CAN you?"

[@ashilyjustin4748]

😂😂😂

[@delshi13]

🤣

[@sdzyde7482]

If the sun is in Putin‘s eyes, the sun relocates itself somewhere else.

[@away69]

When Putin eats a mint, the mint gets fresher

[@galadirk7843]

When he was a kid, he gave candies to strangers

[@evanschris1700]

Prarents of the strangers tell them do not talk to Putin

[@unknown_raven975]

@@evanschris1700 best reply ever 😂😂

[@slobberdonkeygaming8551]

When Putin was a child, adults were told not to take candy from him.

[@Anabelle29]

Lmao I can't stop laughing at this 🤣🤣👌

[@Harshil_Uppal]

This has to be th best

[@harley.j7411]

Damn😂😂😂😂

[@xawad1880]

He was like johan libert

[@chongxina8288]

This was good. 😝👍🏻

[@apoorvsom9120]

When putin goes fishing, the fishes surrender their lives to become his food.

[@cyanshadow3515]

WHY DID THIS COME UP WHEN I SEARCHED "WOMP WOMP"💀💀💀

[@ProtoAlpha]

"Womp womp woopsie we failed the assassination attempt"

[@user-ui4pc1md5c]

SAME LMAO

[@rshk3514]

Putin’s parents are called Putin jr.

[@cornelldavid472]

🤣

[@waseemop7]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@v16vredunderscore63]

😂😂😂

[@user-wi9ki1hy2p]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Glorious

[@SoupCheesus]

Assassin: these r pretty good u should try Putin: ur going to gulag my guy

[@bagingospringo4396]

I'd be like why??? I offered him a mint! I ate 5 of them and I'm fine! Please nooooo..... *sound of him being dragged away*

[@mrbadman3812]

Assasin, being a president of Ukraine at the moment: I'm the president of Ukraine Putin: ur going to gulag my guy

[@masindi5969]

Ha!🤣

[@cmpunk2022]

Does anyone know his name?

[@victorhendriks836]

Xd

[@At1ksh]

Putin supplies the sun with Vitamin D

[@henry03100]

His heart is cold, his moves are bold

[@homer6801]

Putin Skipped 2 days of school, those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday

[@tronalddump6768]

Putin skips months of school, whole world is now in lockdown

[@WhenAllTheWarmthLeavesUs]

@@tronalddump6768 lol wtf

[@mite3133]

This was creative 😂

[@muhammadnasser355]

Loll

[@plutosorbitoutthere]

That’s the thing now. Chuck Norrising Putin is in now?

[@batperson3532]

Putin was a Virgin birth. His mother was Mother Russia.

[@justsomedouchebag8937]

Damn right

[@luccasescobar9249]

when he was born he came out of the frozen water and fight with a bear according to what they say.

[@reeserains3622]

This is the best one on here *bows*

[@jdbq2000]

A blatant lie. Everybody knows Mother Russia's been fucked several times throughout history.

[@deushamilton2607]

@@jdbq2000 11 actually

[@GenZ-edits1037]

"Hey, do you want to die?" "Nah" Imagine dying from gum

[@squirrel_slapper]

Putin once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now called the Islands.

[@Raining345]

When Putin calls the Police, he asks them what's their emergency.

[@FazalKhan-gq7fo]

He doesn't call them, they call him

[@akldnxk]

Cringe

[@MyLuckyDobie]

Lol. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@blackcat-mp7kh]

Technically its presidents job to get report from police about emergency

[@cherukurisaitharun5012]

Man this is Rajini Kanth joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@herkko1960]

Putin: lol noob

[@MrBoDiggety]

I tink da term yu are lookink for iz ‘noobski’ comrad Norsk ;)

[@deepakanuraagsathyanarayan9666]

Ha ha ha

[@cyberslated9973]

Mr Norsk Boon

[@finalcam1740]

Perfect

[@herkko1960]

@Kyell Jongepier Whats your problem.