Putting no ability points into charisma

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Viva La Dirt League

Viva La Dirt League

Жыл бұрын

Never forget about charisma
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@nicholasnguyen1542
@nicholasnguyen1542 Жыл бұрын
"You there! Fuck you!" is an absolute masterclass in script writing.
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Жыл бұрын
Second that!
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague Жыл бұрын
We know writing good 😎
@pootlesnoot8278
@pootlesnoot8278 Жыл бұрын
That cracked me up :D
@TheRazeluXE
@TheRazeluXE Жыл бұрын
I can't 🤣🤣🤣
@OldMrFrodo
@OldMrFrodo Жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Now I want you to be super honest here. Did someone write this entire script just so that someone could say "fuck you" to Ben?
@Emily-ys7th
@Emily-ys7th Жыл бұрын
"You there. Fuck you." The way Ben just disappeared up into the air in a puff of red mist 😂
@maolcogi
@maolcogi Жыл бұрын
My favorite part of any of their recent videos. Absolutely glorious.
@rodh1404
@rodh1404 Жыл бұрын
He became a piece of the kingdom.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 Жыл бұрын
@@rodh1404 Small peaces of the kingdom, perhaps. (tbc: deliberate typo)
@russelllapua4904
@russelllapua4904 Жыл бұрын
I wish guards in Skyrim said that.
@eee1200
@eee1200 Жыл бұрын
And then then for the peace for the kingdom lol
@JaneXemylixa
@JaneXemylixa Жыл бұрын
0:28 The way her eyes flicker across the UI only she can see is a fantastic touch
@EvolverDX
@EvolverDX Жыл бұрын
All of a sudden, those two switched their Levels two times during the conversation. 😂
@Freaky666Kami
@Freaky666Kami Жыл бұрын
someone noticed as well! not only levels, but nicknames too! man, I was like "oh no", and "this is definitely in the comments" haha
@abdelghanirouabah7809
@abdelghanirouabah7809 Жыл бұрын
Yup
@texaswunderkind
@texaswunderkind Жыл бұрын
Boy, I really hope somebody got fired over that blunder.
@tjelfmagni4356
@tjelfmagni4356 Жыл бұрын
Mate i just finshed my commend and then i saw yours XD.
@karlluigi1987
@karlluigi1987 Жыл бұрын
it's a glitch
@xtremeruler69
@xtremeruler69 Жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at Rowan saying “You there, fuck you!”😂😂
@SolaScientia
@SolaScientia Жыл бұрын
I was laughing before then, but Rowan with that line sent me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard.
@jonathanstewart1101
@jonathanstewart1101 Жыл бұрын
For the peace of the kingdom!
@TheBeardedDoog
@TheBeardedDoog Жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing. I went to the comments just looking for this.
@xtremeruler69
@xtremeruler69 Жыл бұрын
@@SolaScientia I replayed that one part for at least 5 minutes while I’m laughing and crying.
@xtremeruler69
@xtremeruler69 Жыл бұрын
@@TheBeardedDoog I think this is now my favorite moment from their videos.
@Toyzit10
@Toyzit10 Жыл бұрын
"You there! Fuck you!" is officially the best phrase for every guard npc in every games 😂
@Njuregen
@Njuregen Жыл бұрын
Always make sure your charisma is at the minimal needed, in such games. It'd be cool rude NPC's cause you ugly smell etc :D
@jrgilby
@jrgilby Жыл бұрын
Thanks for my new Ringtone
@andrewwong2399
@andrewwong2399 Жыл бұрын
"Why is every npc here so mean to me" Rowan: "Because FUCK YOU! For the peace of the K I N G D O M"
@galewin8942
@galewin8942 2 ай бұрын
Suddenly I want a Skyrim mod with that line replacing whatever lines guards normally use when they turn hostile.
@Werewolfwrath
@Werewolfwrath Жыл бұрын
Now do a sequel where he puts all his points into charisma, but finds that none of the NPCs want to fight him, including the final boss, no matter how much he tries to aggro them.
@hellfighter496
@hellfighter496 Жыл бұрын
Ben: *deep breath* FU-
@TYPOaxis
@TYPOaxis Жыл бұрын
They've listened to you :d
@marczhu7473
@marczhu7473 Жыл бұрын
It's already done with another video with the player kissing everyone even the last boss.
@kristiandannevang5244
@kristiandannevang5244 11 ай бұрын
Charisma overload has already been made
@GamingBoyRishad
@GamingBoyRishad 4 ай бұрын
there is
@ashmaniacal
@ashmaniacal Жыл бұрын
"You there, Fuck You" is still cracking me up 20 minutes after watching this. Excellent writing. We need more "Zero Charisma Guy."
@dnd_beyond_is_bad7605
@dnd_beyond_is_bad7605 Жыл бұрын
The most I have laughed at a skit. The simple humor of "You there, F*CK YOU!" No investigation whatsoever 😂
@rodjjt7742
@rodjjt7742 Жыл бұрын
No investigation and immediate deadly force! 🤣
@astwtch
@astwtch Жыл бұрын
So true!! Arguably Rowan's best dialouge lmao
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager Жыл бұрын
I think it's the fact we've seen how the guard character acts in so many other skits, the zero charisma version is hilarious.
@dnd_beyond_is_bad7605
@dnd_beyond_is_bad7605 Жыл бұрын
@@BlazingOwnager Yes, when taken in context with the guard's other conversations with maybe another sentence or two, even better. 😆
@AliMehdistudio
@AliMehdistudio Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fabribertani
@fabribertani Жыл бұрын
"You there, f*ck you!" must be one of the best delivered lines in this channel, lol
@cosmicdan5907
@cosmicdan5907 Жыл бұрын
That got me so much
@damnfunnychicken
@damnfunnychicken Жыл бұрын
you ever heard of "hnpf - im a model" .... xD it breaks me thinking of it LOL
@knowledgeispower9202
@knowledgeispower9202 Жыл бұрын
as someone with 0 charisma points on my real life character, I felt this way too hard. 🤣
@user-ou9qd9no5n
@user-ou9qd9no5n Жыл бұрын
Really
@Insyderznf
@Insyderznf Жыл бұрын
Be careful around flowers.
@lucifermorningstar8469
@lucifermorningstar8469 Жыл бұрын
For peace of the kingdom
@stepgo95
@stepgo95 Жыл бұрын
​@@lucifermorningstar8469 for the alliance
@texaswunderkind
@texaswunderkind Жыл бұрын
Zero charisma here as well. My next door neighbor won't even make eye contact, and then will chat for 20 minutes with a complete stranger.
@yasaamoin4882
@yasaamoin4882 Жыл бұрын
Love that they keep bringing back the "for the peace of the kingdom" line
@TakoyaKyono
@TakoyaKyono Жыл бұрын
"YOU THERE! FUCK YOU." Best line Guard Rowan has ever delivered 😅
@Malwontae
@Malwontae Жыл бұрын
For the peace of the Kingdom!
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske Жыл бұрын
Wonder what he would say at max charisma.
@Moredhel83
@Moredhel83 Жыл бұрын
@@Malwontae For the King!
@fredriksvard2603
@fredriksvard2603 Жыл бұрын
For the alliance
@puliverius
@puliverius Жыл бұрын
@@sandrosliske He would probably said that line to Greg instead :D.
@DataLupus
@DataLupus Жыл бұрын
the "you there! fuck you!" followed by the swift uppercut from Rowan was pure gold 😂
@whisperienced
@whisperienced Жыл бұрын
definitely the funniest part of the video.
@ClyFaker
@ClyFaker Жыл бұрын
The video went from "funny" to "I can't breathe" instantly with that.
@erickchristensen746
@erickchristensen746 Жыл бұрын
It destroyed me xD my guys hurt still as I type this. Through me for a loop
@nevermind72
@nevermind72 Жыл бұрын
Having Epic NPC, Ben back in place and him saying "outrageous" is happy place. 🥰
@MrGreenTabasco
@MrGreenTabasco Жыл бұрын
Damn, that smack with the "for the peace of the kingdom" had me in full, unvoluntary loud ugly laughter. Great Job! 😅
@andrewclark1645
@andrewclark1645 Жыл бұрын
"You there, fuck you! For the peace of the kingdom" actually crying at that line
@Philbysdadventures
@Philbysdadventures Жыл бұрын
😂 me too 😂
@eventsotherthingswithchris9019
@eventsotherthingswithchris9019 Жыл бұрын
Same here! I practically peed myself laughing so hard!
@michael_pilot
@michael_pilot Жыл бұрын
"For the alliance!"
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Жыл бұрын
Yeeess!
@likquidsteel
@likquidsteel Жыл бұрын
😂 best lines of the clip!
@Cludnugget
@Cludnugget Жыл бұрын
Really caught me off guard there with the "you there, f**k you!" 😂😂 Good to see Ben back in outrageously good form too 😁
@johnathonfranklin
@johnathonfranklin Жыл бұрын
When Rowan plays the guard something amazing always happens
@tyrionstrongjaw7729
@tyrionstrongjaw7729 Жыл бұрын
Right?! Expected some form of the "Stop thief" or something. Instead just jumps to "You there, fu** you!" Cracked me up
@artyd42
@artyd42 Жыл бұрын
For the peace of the kingdom!
@James__Games
@James__Games Жыл бұрын
Holy fk that was awesome
@adamsharp9081
@adamsharp9081 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic writing
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen Жыл бұрын
It's even funnier after watching the newest video where Rowan used all his skill points on charisma. The difference!
@monkeylord1518
@monkeylord1518 Жыл бұрын
Lmao I did the same thing!
@axiezimmah
@axiezimmah 10 ай бұрын
I can't find that one anymore
@gunpowderHVA
@gunpowderHVA 11 ай бұрын
This video still makes me laugh uncontrollably when Alan gags and when Rowan gives the upper cut of justice
@TheHomelessDreamer
@TheHomelessDreamer Жыл бұрын
Don't EVER stop doing Epic NPC Man, please.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague Жыл бұрын
We will NEVER stop it 😍
@DragonsAreHungry
@DragonsAreHungry Жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague ♥💙
@spartanx169x
@spartanx169x Жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague PLEASE PLEASE partner with a game developer to make this game.
@Tom_McMurtry
@Tom_McMurtry Жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Till the heat death of the universe and beyond!
@countluke2334
@countluke2334 Жыл бұрын
And bring the jingle back!!!
@FreyaofCerberus
@FreyaofCerberus Жыл бұрын
For some reason "You there, fuck you" with no pause made me burst out laughing. Never make Charisma your dump stat, or this will happen.
@patrickrannou1278
@patrickrannou1278 Жыл бұрын
Finally a game where Charisma actually counts for something!
@thenonexistinghero
@thenonexistinghero Жыл бұрын
It counts in real life. I have none though.
@hellfighter496
@hellfighter496 Жыл бұрын
@@thenonexistinghero Guard: YOU THERE F*** YOU! *walks over*
@MerlinTheCommenter
@MerlinTheCommenter Жыл бұрын
You should play some actual TTRPGs. You’ll be crying for a higher Charisma stat all too often 😂
@Mikichan85
@Mikichan85 Жыл бұрын
For D&d, everything count. I don't know what you are talking about
@FalconWindblader
@FalconWindblader Жыл бұрын
Someone's not playing d&d enough i see.
@radriley09
@radriley09 Жыл бұрын
Literally travelled to NZ for these guys, the garlic farmers hut is currently in construction, as you see the roof had no thatch. So cool to see where they film everything !
@hakimdiwan5101
@hakimdiwan5101 Жыл бұрын
Where is that place?
@erickchristensen746
@erickchristensen746 Жыл бұрын
The “You there, fuck you!” Absolutely killed me xD I expected him to say the usual “Stealing is a drum punishable by death!” And then rip him in half. Damn that really got me
@FaultAndDakranon
@FaultAndDakranon Жыл бұрын
Drum instead of crime opens a whole new whole of possibilities.
@filmandfirearms
@filmandfirearms Жыл бұрын
Now you've got me picturing Rowan going around hurling massive concert sized drums at people
@alandiesprana8128
@alandiesprana8128 Жыл бұрын
the guard just blatantly hates uncharismatic person, punishing uncharismatic flower thief just an excuse
@strider8662
@strider8662 Жыл бұрын
It looks like he just wanted a excuse to kill hım and ıts hilarious
@michaelharris6605
@michaelharris6605 Жыл бұрын
This line had me in tears of laughter. Such perfect delivery
@NightsAngel1
@NightsAngel1 Жыл бұрын
Hearing "For the peace of the kingdom" again makes me so happy. Loved Rowan as the guard.
@raemuowalter4737
@raemuowalter4737 Жыл бұрын
for the alliance!
@nitorishogiplayer3465
@nitorishogiplayer3465 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@breadofloaf5349
@breadofloaf5349 Жыл бұрын
The " You there, Fuck You!" and the guard slices the man into oblivion caught me lackin.
@Yoder023
@Yoder023 Жыл бұрын
As someome with only 1 Charisma, this hits home. Too real
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
you poor thing there there
@Yoder023
@Yoder023 Жыл бұрын
@@raven4k998 There they're their 😆
@Everhardt94
@Everhardt94 Жыл бұрын
"For the peace of the kingdom!" It's been far too long since I saw this character. Good to have him back.
@head-clanka69
@head-clanka69 Жыл бұрын
“FOH DA PEES AH DA KINGDOM”
@VaSoapman
@VaSoapman Жыл бұрын
Its my autoshout in MHR when a quest is completed
@GCEXTREMEMN
@GCEXTREMEMN Жыл бұрын
Yeah and wheres Eugene and his crying?
@breakingboundaries3950
@breakingboundaries3950 Жыл бұрын
@@GCEXTREMEMN “sob.jpg”
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 Жыл бұрын
We haven't seen the fisherman in far too long, i hope to hear: Good day for fishing, again someday.
@chrisknoblauch270
@chrisknoblauch270 6 ай бұрын
I have come to live it when Ben says either line. "This is outrageous" or "Well if were using magic why don't we just fly there and shoot lasers out our eyes".
@gnocchi_guy4646
@gnocchi_guy4646 Жыл бұрын
Greg's reactions to Ben remind me of the exasperated Oblivion NPC faces when you had that low disposition haha
@ave3360
@ave3360 Жыл бұрын
Anyone noticed their names and levels got reversed after the exchange with the garlic farmer? And then it went back to normal again before picking flower :)
@JerBuster77
@JerBuster77 Жыл бұрын
Day 1 patch was not installed.
@BirkAxarberi
@BirkAxarberi Жыл бұрын
Yup.
@awakenDeepBlue
@awakenDeepBlue Жыл бұрын
Ah, using the players as beta testers. Future patch note: Fixed UI issue where player levels and name displays would get switched.
@TexMeta
@TexMeta Жыл бұрын
Mixed character names and levels, Greg actually having himself a good time, the guard not even caring to state a crime and just skip straight to punishment. This game is wild. I wanna play.
@TheKillerqueen40
@TheKillerqueen40 Жыл бұрын
The crime was having an unlikeable face 😂
@Aaron.Thomas
@Aaron.Thomas Жыл бұрын
"You there! ....F you!" 😂
@nicholaslowry2366
@nicholaslowry2366 Жыл бұрын
That guard was clearly trained in the American style of law enforcement.
@sirsm0key417
@sirsm0key417 Жыл бұрын
If they ever create a game it really would be awesome to play.
@smhilton90
@smhilton90 Жыл бұрын
morrowind somtimes has this happen if they hate you enough, same with oblivion lol
@lexvdw
@lexvdw Жыл бұрын
1:41 They switched names and levels. Reported for hacking
@sqwodknuckle
@sqwodknuckle Жыл бұрын
Man, this was fkn great :'D Rowan's memeable line will live in VLDL legend
@The-Stickmation
@The-Stickmation Жыл бұрын
I love how the guard didn’t even ask questions he was just like “You there f- you”
@SolaScientia
@SolaScientia Жыл бұрын
I was already laughing before, but then Guard Rowan appearing with "you there! fuck you!" sent me into a coughing fit. It really does feel like that when I've aggroed enemies that seem to be even more angry than usual.
@tylerhampson148
@tylerhampson148 Жыл бұрын
"You there, f*** you" is the greatest piece of dialogue ever still laughing
@4starlife284
@4starlife284 Жыл бұрын
The look on his face when he walks past before grabs his flower is epic
@raghav1026
@raghav1026 Жыл бұрын
“You there, fuck you.” So simple yet so soulcrushing.
@allyjackman6213
@allyjackman6213 Жыл бұрын
I like that the guard is still on 'fast mode' after he leveled up when defeating the dark lord.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague Жыл бұрын
He’s got all those new powers and stats 😍
@twistedmastr
@twistedmastr Жыл бұрын
the guard's 180 from "F*** You DIE!" and then harmless guppy never gets old but why did Ben get launched instead of meat puzzle like guard Rowan's usual executions?🤔
@ErrorOptik
@ErrorOptik Жыл бұрын
Honestly if you guys turned this into an actual game, I’d play the hell out of it!
@Joeyw-2203
@Joeyw-2203 Жыл бұрын
So many of their sketches would make interesting game mechanics. I really want a game where the player plays as a quest npc.
@vincentvanzant321
@vincentvanzant321 9 ай бұрын
Id have to be a mugger
@RedHawk25
@RedHawk25 Жыл бұрын
Maybe one of the best lines I've heard in VLDL's videos: "YOU THERE, F**K YOU" 🤣🤣🤣
@brunoandreo3484
@brunoandreo3484 Жыл бұрын
This conversation was so intense that Ben leveled up 13 levels just by training his speech ... and also changed his nickname 🤣🤣🤣
@josephswider2166
@josephswider2166 Жыл бұрын
They swapped and I was like what why?
@NeonFlaming0
@NeonFlaming0 Жыл бұрын
I think they just missed the name swap in post. Pretty funny
@Lahres
@Lahres Жыл бұрын
i was like "hmm i wonder if anyone noticed that"
@TuSaisQui91
@TuSaisQui91 Жыл бұрын
nice catch, didn't see it
@Devi_Salias
@Devi_Salias Жыл бұрын
Yes really funny, they swapped the Nametags :D
@nutshot_brawler8466
@nutshot_brawler8466 Жыл бұрын
I like that Greg just calls the guard, and doesn't detail what happened, but the guard just kills Ben anyway, lol
@firesong7825
@firesong7825 Жыл бұрын
Yep, all NPCs can telepathically communicate with one another.
@Hung_Nguyen_90
@Hung_Nguyen_90 Жыл бұрын
@@firesong7825 I think with 0 charisma would make all guard kill him on sight without any reason 🤣
@jaquilynnblaque6888
@jaquilynnblaque6888 Жыл бұрын
@@Hung_Nguyen_90 I think that was a rule in early DnD, if my shattered memory decides to work this morning lol
@RoadWulf
@RoadWulf Жыл бұрын
@@Hung_Nguyen_90 I mean it could be worse, could be like DnD where you actually go into Negative Charisma.
@Ricardo-cl3vs
@Ricardo-cl3vs Жыл бұрын
For the king!
@tolich3
@tolich3 Жыл бұрын
'Normal prices,' said the character with enough charisma to avoid being charged with multiple murders and thefts punishable by death by simply saying 'I didn't do that.'
@theun4giv3n
@theun4giv3n Жыл бұрын
"for the peace of the kingdom". Delivered masterfully. Made me chuckle.
@aLfRemArShMeLlOw
@aLfRemArShMeLlOw Жыл бұрын
The little jump when buying or equipping stuff always kills me for some reason.
@qwerty.760
@qwerty.760 Жыл бұрын
😁😁
@SnoopCreature17
@SnoopCreature17 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that, what type of condition is that?
@captaindonut9243
@captaindonut9243 Жыл бұрын
How many times have you been respawn?
@m.h.6470
@m.h.6470 Жыл бұрын
it is called "character reset"... happens every time, a characters inventory or stat changes
@Rxspy
@Rxspy Жыл бұрын
@@SnoopCreature17 if you were serious I would've lost hope in humanity
@Goestas1
@Goestas1 Жыл бұрын
"You there! F-you!" Is probably the best line ever. I have watched it 10+ times and just cant stop laughing.
@mkaleborn
@mkaleborn Жыл бұрын
Man, I think I would've finished a lot more RPG's in my day if all the NPC's / Bosses had just had more of Rowan's attitude. It's like, Mr. Boss...I've literally killed 95% of your henchmen, soldiers, mini-bosses and summoned monsters to get here. My Charisma sucks (because f* charisma). So don't make me sit through pages of dialogue and moral choices when we both know every choice is gonna lead to a fight. Just give me the "You there, Fuck you!" treatment and let's get this over with.
@JonathanS1987
@JonathanS1987 Жыл бұрын
Poor Ben, it could be worse. Your mother could’ve been a hamster and your father could’ve smelled of elderberries.
@emib6599
@emib6599 Жыл бұрын
You don't need charisma with maxed out strength, stamina and weapons abilities. You don't talk to anyone, your simply go in an unstoppable rampage.
@gamesturbator
@gamesturbator Жыл бұрын
2:05 "You there! Fuck you!" had me laughing so hard, but then the guard immediately kills Ben. That deserves its very own belly laugh.
@mikewilkins959
@mikewilkins959 11 ай бұрын
Killed me 😂
@abeclark524
@abeclark524 11 ай бұрын
@@mikewilkins959 Just goes to show you how powerful those guards are.
@RXVZ0
@RXVZ0 11 ай бұрын
I was literally dying so hard for 2 hours straight 😂😂
@firstnamelastname9918
@firstnamelastname9918 10 ай бұрын
I'm watching this in bed snickering and trying not to wake others up!
@shrujanamsyama9940
@shrujanamsyama9940 8 ай бұрын
@@abeclark524 Or it could mean that Ben was just newbie with level 2
@evavox9761
@evavox9761 Жыл бұрын
Greg being so vehemently aggressive was such a hilarious delight. He will forever be my favorite character ❤
@KittenyKat
@KittenyKat Жыл бұрын
As Ben describes him in VLDL D&D, "He puts on a facade but he's actually a little psycho." xD
@Rayfireful
@Rayfireful Жыл бұрын
when the guard also hates you that they don't bother tells you what's your crime is and went straight to execution instead
@DeadOrphan
@DeadOrphan 7 ай бұрын
2:05 we all needed this timestamp
@BeanieBros1
@BeanieBros1 Жыл бұрын
Normally charisma really doesn’t matter all that much. It’s great to see NPC’s reacting so violently to a low charisma score 😂
@Aredel
@Aredel Жыл бұрын
It really depends on the game you’re playing. In my experience it’s either game-breakingly overpowered or completely worthless.
@jesuslasse4994
@jesuslasse4994 Жыл бұрын
Try Fable 3 then lmao
@gabrieldias3479
@gabrieldias3479 Жыл бұрын
Neverwinter Nights series (and I guess their 'sisters' Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale as well) are pretty much like that, yes. Of course, some exaggeration happened for comic purposes, but it's very relatable 😂
@abrarahmad-mw4dk
@abrarahmad-mw4dk Жыл бұрын
They do effect item price all the time
@Aredel
@Aredel Жыл бұрын
@@abrarahmad-mw4dk depending on the game, that doesn’t always make a super huge difference. Skyrim for instance has such a borked economy that you’ll stop caring about money by level 20
@Mesarthim
@Mesarthim Жыл бұрын
Rowan just killed it for me in this video. I was not expecting that delivery. One line can make a video at times and that was it.
@superexoticshrub
@superexoticshrub Жыл бұрын
"Rowan just killed it..." He has a name!
@JaharNarishma
@JaharNarishma Жыл бұрын
​@@superexoticshrub You mean "it has a name"
@Mesarthim
@Mesarthim Жыл бұрын
Needs more charisma.
@alkaholic4848
@alkaholic4848 Жыл бұрын
I love how Rowan's guard is probably the most predictable recurring NPC and it's usually "You there! Murder is a chrime punishable by death" or something similar - a very legitimate textbook consistent answer that we're all used to. But even such a predictable, consistent, legitimate character still makes an exception to be unnecessarily harsh to No-Chraisma-Points man 😄
@theun4giv3n
@theun4giv3n Жыл бұрын
I lol'd
@ThePigeon5734
@ThePigeon5734 Жыл бұрын
let's not forget the NPCs are self-aware in Skycraft, meaning this wasn't their programmed reaction but their GENUINE reaction.
@TegaMudiaga
@TegaMudiaga 5 ай бұрын
Just look at the way the npc looked at him with such hatred right before he picked the flower 😂
@StormDatIsApproaching
@StormDatIsApproaching Жыл бұрын
Greg actually loves no charisma players, it's how he can vent frustration in a healthy way
@xxpoisonblxx
@xxpoisonblxx Жыл бұрын
Much safer than the times they've been lacking. Nod if you understand.
@mysticwraith6667
@mysticwraith6667 Жыл бұрын
I lost the platinum chip
@christopherrenn8137
@christopherrenn8137 Жыл бұрын
im just sitting here thinking. "how many times did he flub the lines" :D
@eldoriath1
@eldoriath1 Жыл бұрын
"You there! Fuck you!" Love how the guard get straight to the point instead of walking around the bush with things like "you better come quietly or things are not gonna end well for you" or something 😆
@jamesrobertson9444
@jamesrobertson9444 Жыл бұрын
It may have been one of the funniest one liners to ever grace NPC Man! I'm still laughing.
@rpersen
@rpersen Жыл бұрын
«There’s someone prowling ‘round here»
@mariusdraculiera3866
@mariusdraculiera3866 Жыл бұрын
Wait, I know you!
@tegandetermann3299
@tegandetermann3299 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me more of the GTA cops, to be honest
@Yameri
@Yameri Жыл бұрын
1:08 When you cast wild magic: Friends so bad it does a name change to you and your friend!
@pwnmeisterage
@pwnmeisterage Жыл бұрын
Stats like charisma, intelligence, wisdom are important in some of the old Bioware-style games. They open up more dialogue options, more quests, more stuff, etc. But it can be fun to play as an obnoxious meat popsicle. Dialogue options are limited to stuff like "yuh", "nuh", "wuh", "huh", "uh" ... but hey, at least you got the physical stats to take it in the face.
@tvardy00
@tvardy00 Жыл бұрын
I think you guys mixed character level after conversation
@GloriousJP
@GloriousJP Жыл бұрын
Noticed that straight away too xD
@MrAndrlos
@MrAndrlos Жыл бұрын
Not just the levels, they switched the names as well.
@Phrasenhase
@Phrasenhase Жыл бұрын
logged in to write exactly the same :)
@AppleBaron
@AppleBaron Жыл бұрын
Clearly a bug in the game 😅
@wojtek1582
@wojtek1582 Жыл бұрын
Yep, they did 1:42
@addisondesalvo6184
@addisondesalvo6184 Жыл бұрын
Greg going "What a lovely day" at the end killed me. Carful there Alan, your showing your true colors.
@mechatech9897
@mechatech9897 Жыл бұрын
A literal murder with ton of blood splatter. Him: "What a lovely day. "
@brandonq5577
@brandonq5577 Жыл бұрын
Lol. You guys switched the HUD for the characters for a second there. Still classic. I love your videos lol
@TheJosh3
@TheJosh3 Жыл бұрын
Starting at roughly 1:09, their gamer tags and levels are switched, if it matters. 😁 Thank you for another fun video!
@Cludnugget
@Cludnugget Жыл бұрын
Good spot. Switches back at about 01:57. Probably a Bethesda IP 😁
@LBandy
@LBandy Жыл бұрын
Was about to say this. Too slow! :D
@davidbentley9074
@davidbentley9074 Жыл бұрын
@@LBandy Same
@Ray-dw3wg
@Ray-dw3wg Жыл бұрын
The effects guy only put 3 points into intelligence.
@murkinmedia3273
@murkinmedia3273 Жыл бұрын
also she gained 3 levels lol at the end
@Volter2PL
@Volter2PL Жыл бұрын
That empty stare when Britt looks at the Garlic Farmer but is actually looking at the product list 😂
@chriscunningham6401
@chriscunningham6401 Жыл бұрын
Not sure why we didn't get to see some CGI menus. Would have made the video a bit better imo
@Chraan
@Chraan Жыл бұрын
@@chriscunningham6401 Because that's what a random bystander would see, its perfect this way.
@mav598
@mav598 Жыл бұрын
Nah man, it's better this way
@magolor152
@magolor152 Жыл бұрын
A direct sequel to this would be where the guy makes another character but invests only into charisma, wins over the entire town, but gets into a situation where his high charisma choices are meaningless and he will die regardless of what he picks because all of his other stats are crap
@raisgamesnz325
@raisgamesnz325 11 ай бұрын
So good 🤣 I'm re-watching all the old NPC man episodes, forgot how hilarious they are.
@sherry356
@sherry356 Жыл бұрын
I always prioritise charisma right at the beginning as I'm paranoid about missing any potential dialogue options.
@boomerix
@boomerix Жыл бұрын
And then it always ends up skipping loads of annoying fetch quests, which I like.
@jadelapont6450
@jadelapont6450 Жыл бұрын
DnD i love charisma builds, so much fun. (I'm not talking about the stereotype bard btw)
@FaustRSI
@FaustRSI Жыл бұрын
Same here :D
@erictayet
@erictayet Жыл бұрын
Yeah, at least 3-4/10 really helps in skill tree early on in RPGs. Many skills require 6/10 Charisma later depending on the game.
@lisamarie06
@lisamarie06 Жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of The Gamers 2. The fighter has a dex/charisma build and ready kicks ass with it.
@MichaelHart2
@MichaelHart2 Жыл бұрын
I need a compilation of Ben saying “this is outrageous”
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague Жыл бұрын
It would be a long compilation!
@alkaholic4848
@alkaholic4848 Жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague It would be outrageously long
@LyrictheFilthyCasual
@LyrictheFilthyCasual Жыл бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague I'd watch it.
@user-yj6nn4ut3o
@user-yj6nn4ut3o Жыл бұрын
I love how with zero charisma, the guard doesn't even bother with a full reading of what the guy did wrong and bringing him to trial. It's just "you there, fuck you, die". Complete opposite of Britt's full charisma and being able to talk her way out of a murder trial for a murder she absolutely committed in front of a guard.
@mathiasdorge1497
@mathiasdorge1497 Жыл бұрын
Everybody talking about the "F*ck you" but how about the follow up "for the peace of the kingdom!"😂 genius!
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs Жыл бұрын
It's officially canon that low Charisma means you smell bad.
@OneEyed_Jack
@OneEyed_Jack Жыл бұрын
When the garlic farmer says it, you know it's true
@Gil-galad12
@Gil-galad12 Жыл бұрын
Thats weird. Because in Divinity Original Sin are Smelly Panties that give Charmisma +1 😃
@XtreeM_FaiL
@XtreeM_FaiL Жыл бұрын
Trying to imagine what ZERO charisma smells.
@phoenixfire8978
@phoenixfire8978 Жыл бұрын
@@XtreeM_FaiL Social Anxiety and Fear
@HH-hd7nd
@HH-hd7nd Жыл бұрын
@@Gil-galad12 Well - maybe they smell like a nice perfume? When people talk of smell they often assume that it is negative, however that's not necessarily the case because smell can not only mean stench but also scent or even fragrance.
@Pseudowolf
@Pseudowolf Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling Alan loves when he gets to be “the mean one” in these.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague Жыл бұрын
He definitely does!
@Crim_Zen
@Crim_Zen Жыл бұрын
Imagine what he would do if Ben tried to "skip."
@NoctisAxtonAurora
@NoctisAxtonAurora Жыл бұрын
@@Crim_Zen now that's a missed opportunity there XD
@minecraftcommandnerd1280
@minecraftcommandnerd1280 Жыл бұрын
​@@Crim_Zen "Skip!" "Oh f*ck you imma talk extra slow now juuuusst fooooor yooouuuu."
@manictiger
@manictiger Жыл бұрын
Where oh where is my b7777 a77 403!
@kawadashogo8258
@kawadashogo8258 Жыл бұрын
"You there! Fuck you!" has made me laugh nonstop to the point I now have a splitting headache.
@akshaypatil321
@akshaypatil321 Жыл бұрын
Epic NPC man has always been Epic… pretty much flawless with the storytelling, comedic timing and acting.
@Jon.Sparks
@Jon.Sparks Жыл бұрын
“You there, fuck you” is one of the funniest lines he’s ever said, hands down. That was perfect. 😂
@CaptainCold_aj
@CaptainCold_aj Жыл бұрын
The guard has the best dialogue... Such a straightforward response and no mincing of words... I hope most of the games heroes' enemies and haters, be like that....
@MonstertruckBadass
@MonstertruckBadass Жыл бұрын
For the peace of the kingdom!
@blackcitadel9
@blackcitadel9 Жыл бұрын
You should do a follow up about our self aware NPC forcibly having his emotions warped based on, from his perspective, nothing at all. He's just unreasonably mean and rude to some adventurers for seemingly no reason.
@arandomguy6114
@arandomguy6114 Жыл бұрын
I seriously need more of this low attribute skits! A guy with 0 intelligence: Nobody can understand a single word from him even though he is talking normally. 0 strenght: a breeze would kill him (just imagine the emotional damage meme). etc.
@mikewhitaker2880
@mikewhitaker2880 Жыл бұрын
not often you see charisma ACTUALLY mean much in a game, but for those few times it really matters, it REALLY matters....
@Croach193
@Croach193 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, no. It never matters THAT much.
@gilbert8162
@gilbert8162 Жыл бұрын
@@Croach193 Yeah, no. It can matter THAT much.
@Ishlacorrin
@Ishlacorrin Жыл бұрын
@@Croach193 Bauldur's Gate 1 and 2 it has a very large effect, not as many games now days have issues with it, but back in the day not having CHA for trading and/or diplomacy would lock out over half the game content.
@DenverStarkey
@DenverStarkey Жыл бұрын
@@Croach193 what are you 2 years old ? sure the weak ass games these companies farting out nowadays it rarely amtters , but boy did it matter in older games like baldur's gate (1and 2) , Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2 , Knights of the old republic 1 and 2, Plane scape torment , Fallout 1 and 2 , fallout 3 it can really impact some things on. The list goes on and on with older games (1996-2010) that charisma certainly mattered in.
@marcelojj2009
@marcelojj2009 Жыл бұрын
@@DenverStarkey Neverwinter Nights is, literally, impossible to play without a minimum CHA stats.
@BobbleThePsychoClown
@BobbleThePsychoClown Жыл бұрын
I love how Greg The Garlic Farmer said the flower wasn't for him and called the guard but, when the guard actually saw him saying... "Fuck you!" Made it so he wasn't killing him for taking a flower just for the simple fact he disliked him.
@NinjaNezumi
@NinjaNezumi Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Rowan!
@sohampavaskar4991
@sohampavaskar4991 Жыл бұрын
Their names and levels switched when he stopped talking to the farmer. Level thief! Call the guard!
@ce2193
@ce2193 Жыл бұрын
"What a lovely day!" Beneath Charisma you need a good backround story for reputation. If you growed up with orcish robbers, the NPCs wouldn't like you.
@anonymousstill9276
@anonymousstill9276 Жыл бұрын
This is how Ben started his roleplaying arc.
@AmitCinematicUniverse
@AmitCinematicUniverse Жыл бұрын
There is one blonde hole in this theory. Britt can't be a part of that character's arc.
@MoBot249
@MoBot249 Жыл бұрын
They are avatars.
@dylanpsimer4583
@dylanpsimer4583 Жыл бұрын
@@MoBot249 In this skit Ben knows Britt irl.
@gingerkiwi
@gingerkiwi Жыл бұрын
That's so funny! Greg can be quite vicious when you don't meet his standards
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague Жыл бұрын
@leftyzappa
@leftyzappa Жыл бұрын
“You there. Fuck you!” A punchline worthy of any of the greats. Bravo 😂
@avi8r66
@avi8r66 10 ай бұрын
My very first everquest character. A friend told me something like that, pick something you think looks fun, pick a race, then meet me at the zone line. I did, and we met. We beat up some spiders, skeletons, whatever. He then showed me over to a vendor to sell off the junk I had accumulated and buy some supplies. The vendor refused to serve me, called the guards, they killed me. I had rolled up a dark elf shadow knight, and even in the newbie area of the zone next door to my home zone I was kill on sight. Even my own guards didn't like me initially.
@jodexstar2238
@jodexstar2238 Жыл бұрын
Man I love the guard. What an absolute chad keeping the peace in the kingdom!
@cenciende9401
@cenciende9401 Жыл бұрын
WTF! Why would you call him a loser (chad)? What's wrong with you?
@Lillyluri
@Lillyluri Жыл бұрын
For the light!
@rahulverma8774
@rahulverma8774 Жыл бұрын
For likes and response 😂
@Swordmaster757
@Swordmaster757 Жыл бұрын
This was very good. I honestly think that this No Charisma character should become a whole series. Great content as always and keep up the great work.
@albratgaming2348
@albratgaming2348 Жыл бұрын
walks into "The friendly Alchemy shop" and all the plants just grab him and tie him down... etc.
@michaelpettersson4919
@michaelpettersson4919 Жыл бұрын
He didn't actually mention his class. Maybe he can get around his low charisma problems by using mind control magic, or become an alchemist that make potions himself. Imagine having to chuck a charisma boost potion everytime he need to interact wiyh an npc.
@solandri69
@solandri69 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelpettersson4919 There's that +10 charisma ring that guy used to get into the rangers guild.
@richardvenables619
@richardvenables619 Жыл бұрын
​@@solandri69 Schiiiiing!!!
@matthewedwards123
@matthewedwards123 Жыл бұрын
​@@richardvenables619 🤣🤣😆🤣 I remember that scene.
@milczyciel
@milczyciel Жыл бұрын
I am not even surprised which part peaked as "most replayed" - it really was just that good.
@sevenwords4me
@sevenwords4me Жыл бұрын
Definitely one of my recent favorites. Well done!
@tax1643
@tax1643 Жыл бұрын
I love how Rowan casually launches Ben straight into the air, just WHAMMO.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
you see what happens when you set your charisma to zero you might as well be a bandit at that point
@thomasbender2036
@thomasbender2036 Жыл бұрын
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
@Trehek
@Trehek Жыл бұрын
@@thomasbender2036 FOURTY LIONS!
@thomasbender2036
@thomasbender2036 Жыл бұрын
@@Trehek FOUR TEAL IONS!
@Trehek
@Trehek Жыл бұрын
@@thomasbender2036 FOR TEA LIE-ONS! (whatever they are!)
@Berzerkor
@Berzerkor Жыл бұрын
Straight up nostalgic old npc man, please more of these
@tigerlily2941
@tigerlily2941 Жыл бұрын
You guys are so wonderful. I appreciate all the hard work you guys put into your videos. I love watching them and they've always brighten my day.
@robertking6239
@robertking6239 Жыл бұрын
"For the peace of the Kingdom!" Never gets old.
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын
Alan's insults are so vicious it feels personal, the ending is cherry on top
@einsmic7854
@einsmic7854 Жыл бұрын
It's Heisenberg!!!! He's Alive!
@ofir3312
@ofir3312 Жыл бұрын
Why you're everywhere
@haroldnecmann7040
@haroldnecmann7040 Жыл бұрын
Yo Mr White!
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 Жыл бұрын
@@einsmic7854 Well to be honest, his status is pretty *uncertain* ...Apologies.
@toazethegecko
@toazethegecko Жыл бұрын
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