Pyrocynical Situation is Embarrassing

It's time for the 8th episode of the weekly slop, and maybe the final one ever? good because i'm running out of adjectives
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[@Licho935]

The slop has started to spoil, the smell is unbearable.

[@TastyChocolatCake2011]

I love eating slop

[@Sleezy.Design]

@@TastyChocolatCake2011better than eating poop, although quite similar

[@johnnyfernandez1545]

I like my slop moldy bruh

[@Dietbutcher]

Wait has anyone checked the expiry date in the slop carton

[@JesusPlsSaveMe]

​@@TastyChocolatCake2011 *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

[@MoppleAlt]

The slop thickens

[@bobaworry6500]

the tlop shickens

[@adidasfan360]

I need to come on that duck.

[@progmr_aaronaj1114]

It’s the same guy

[@tgnm9615]

Finally. My slop guy is in comment

[@NaLian605]

The slop comment thickens🙏

[@Billy_Rizzle]

Slop Live already reigns supreme

[@MoppleAlt]

So true

[@Billy_Rizzle]

@@MoppleAlt You informing us that “the slop thickens” a big reason why Slop Live is so supreme 🫶

[@MoppleAlt]

@@Billy_Rizzle ❤️

[@gyulakertesz5932]

Bro scared the last player with his aura🥶💀

[@DolanDarkest]

poor lil guy

[@shutit8949]

He could smell the rancid slop through the screen and decided to end it all

[@smellycat57]

​@@shutit8949 Honestly, can you blame him? slop smell is rancid

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

And then the pyrocynical will take an hour to explain how the slop will stop.

[@GoalOrientedLifting]

how the slop will stop is at least another 5 videos

[@pinktrue5647]

Without watching the video i would assume you are joking... the slop truely thickens

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

Jackmjellify racist slop

[@xiaolin867]

​@@VoxiconVoxicola ?

[@oliver_editzz61]

@@VoxiconVoxicolawdym

[@WasAFK]

The muddled concoction grows ever denser!

[@CreeFalcon-219]

Quite!

[@kadoxxs9652]

58 minutes of slop just to address stopping slop is very awesome, very cool pyro we believe you.

[@CreeFalcon-219]

300%

[@tarkovaboriginal]

the pyrocynical situation is ALWAYS embarrassing

[@BuckTheODST]

ngl I thought he got caught watching fat furry corn again

[@TheRealMakinola]

​@@BuckTheODSTthat wouldn't have shock value anymore

[@knegr1]

Pyro would take a week to explain this.

[@fisherisawesome9547]

The SLOP MUST STOP

[@MohamIsMe]

STOP THE SLOP

[@Yung_Venuz]

Slop situation is crazy

[@AdenOpiet]

The slop addiction is to strong

[@LexVanguard2004]

Thumbnail Pyro be like: "Well gang, looks like we got a mystery on our hands."

[@sniffxy]

Goofy ahh behaviour

[@Tocaric2]

In order to make up for the lost ad revenue, Pyro will have to make coke the old fashioned way

[@secret_profile]

Shoutouts to the Sackboy skin I miss lbp

[@shrap_assassin7625]

Did you have a favourite level? After years of hating it i find myself enjoying the wheel of doom

[@bluekiwi4982]

Angry birds bomb survival

[@goats4life323]

Slop is actually a nominee for 2024's word of year lol

[@M1sterBruh]

entered kinda late didn’t it

[@Krish0916]

Breaking: EU Forces Dolan to sell Slop Live due to anti-consumerist concerns and lack of competition

[@hamdanithegamer1209]

The (of a liquid) spill or flow over the edge of a container, typically as a result of careless handling thickens!

[@ElloGovnaHipHop]

That’s such a Pyro way to say it 🙄🙄

[@idf3da]

saved me 5 hours your time efficiency coefficient is 150x speaks volumes about current society

[@Micha-Hil]

0:53 Every new spectator you gain when playing a Battle Royale is another hit of dopamine

[@elilsah]

pyro will spend 100000 years explaining who pyro is

[@Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

The Sloprocynical slopuation is sloparrassing.

[@adamswierczynski]

The metaironic condensation of time-wasting drama that is slop into the dehydrated crust left when the pot boils dry is pure art.

[@mickobee]

Hilarious that the weekly slop is consistently highly viewed

[@monkunderscore1]

Dolan thank you not only for sifting through the slop and giving us quick and concise updates and news, but more importantly, for staying committed to the bit for as long as you have.

[@simonpodliska1072]

oh no. what would we do without slop.

[@MewPurPur]

The viscous and somewhat unappetizing mixture, colloquially referred to as 'slop,' undergoes a gradual yet unmistakable transformation characterized by an increase in density and consistency, culminating in a texture that is perceptibly more substantial and resistant to flow.

[@VelociraptorWithInternet]

I love it when Dolan Darkest feeds me more slop directly from the sustenance tube.

[@noyou7296]

I’m beginning to feel like a slop god slop god

[@imnotfunnybro]

Gameplay was clutch ngl

[@Chase.h.hillenberg]

Ong though

[@TheLindenbeat]

The sloppening will commence

[@msizequeen]

"pyro situation is embarassing" bro it usually is

[@ravp123]

Thank you, that vid literally saved me around 300 hours of watching slop.

[@Not_interestEd-]

I'm so sloppy my pants fell down at the funeral.

[@thqwibble]

thanks for the slop

[@varicosevaynes]

I’m glad people are starting to finally realize how much of a hack pyro is and how he’s never really been above clickbaiter slop channels

[@vrileyoli]

Sackboy costume is peak. Really haven't been keeping up with pyro videos as of late, but like wow you really can just summarize all of them like this. At this point I've already turned notifications off for his channel and it's going to stay that way for awhile, just uninteresting

[@peppyrobo7049]

As someone who hasnt watched pyro in months this is very helpful thank you Dilan Duck.

[@achour.falestine]

The slop becomes mold

[@brawnyflame8858]

I’m gonna watch every slopcynical video and you can’t stop me, dolan 🦆

[@jaffa3717]

If Pyro slop stops the KZbin economy will crumble

[@Lousfw]

I'm not watching this but yeah it probably is embarrassing.

[@MemeMansion420]

I love the part where he says "thanks for sloppin by!"

[@nolongerspeedrunning5435]

If the competition is still alive I'm going to drive by for you

[@JustMardus]

The slop moves. The slop hungers. The slop wont stop.

[@TheTurtleinariver]

if total slop victory occurs, there shall be a brief moment of triumph and an eternity of darkness

[@igor_ostrovski]

I love these pyro resume of 12 15 min+ long videos in 2 minutes lol

[@Falqion]

The competition continuing to slop like flies

[@prozior]

keep it sloppin

[@lordgigenshtain]

thanks for the summery.

[@vayteetea]

I feel like I've seen this on my FYP 10 times

[@gormzola]

I do not know if the slop has thickened or not, until i watch the video

[@yugimumoto1]

Dolan only gives the purest highest quality slop on my plate

[@salamander4668]

Finally, I was waiting for this.

[@sparklybathtub8039]

the competition continues to slop like flies

[@francoiscilliers8961]

The Pyrocynical situation is a result of the Industrial Revolution

[@dannsteven]

You save people so much time tysm

[@MrFish-ei9ty]

Pyrocynical would take 2 hours to explain who Pyrocynical is.

[@pinkguycomments69]

Rip Sackboy 💔

[@cycillak4918]

The slop may finally thin into a gruel

[@Stoned2daBone-r4g]

I saw a car yesterday with a "Hawk Tuah" sticker on it!

[@pastryserpent]

the slop thickens

[@YTCouldBeJake]

I did too, made me realize that this stuff’s actually real

[@GoalOrientedLifting]

thank you for your slop service

[@Tisisrealnow]

The slop sloppens

[@realkikimee]

i want my 2 minutes back

[@ultbee]

You should make a monthly recap series called A Series of Slops

[@cloudboyistrash]

you know it's serious when he pulls out the jump showdown gameplay instead of hex-a-gone

[@EnderGradRPC]

if pyro made this video, he'd spend 2 hours to spell out the word slop

[@Wallrusface]

bro this video was so stressful each jump. I was puckering every time, christ

[@Pegasuz1233]

"If the slop truly does stop" 🔥✍️

[@alxndr07]

This video was sloptastic, I slopped all over the screen watching this

[@stargazer2312]

Can't stop the slop

[@CallofFreaky]

0:24 he’s over

[@ForBidden1510]

He knows 😢

[@sciencey2858]

More slop for the slop pit

[@mohammadnorkasim5712]

1:22 I used to prey for moment like this it took him 58 minutes to say that I can't 😭

[@Yu-Gi-Oh36508]

red guy smelt the green aura with flies and got scared 🥶🥶🥶

[@myztec]

How can I go on without my slop

[@TrizziEhgan]

the ending matched with the narration

[@Klickyyy]

Can we call this format - A week of slop - and number the episodes?

[@CallofFreaky]

Pyro saying crashout feels so weird. Bro has no business saying that 😭

[@xetity284]

Pyrocynical would explain this situation for 2 centuries and we still wouldn't get it

[@TheAdminSlayer]

CAN'T STOP THE SLOP

[@rafa_d_vieira]

SlopLive will reign supreme over all other slops. The slop has thickened. It is now thicker than all other slops.

[@aadityagupta250]

2 minute slop? You're becoming the very thing you swore to destroy!

[@colorwhitethecolor]

The slop is now nearly as big as mercury

[@josefstalin8069]

he calls it slop, and yet it acts as a concentrated peat brick of hyperdense slop. No longer at the whims of low density slop, I eat the good stuff now

[@asdfjkl227]

Nothing could be more embarrassing than inflatable pyro.

[@spawnofyakub8390]

Keep winning slop king

[@TravellerAstray]

Slop is off the menu. Its gourmet now

[@macmaczill3248]

Please I'm addicted to the slop

[@Camphreneas]

The dubious concoction of questionable contents has increased in viscosity, and overall stickiness. Also, *_SACKBOY!!_*

[@keller8821]

felt like you were dragging out the slop recap thus making slop yourself. lets try to keep it 90 seconds long. thank you and love you.

[@Memeikonn]

the aura thickens

[@theguy5597]

i think the slop has thickened i might have to double check

[@Cyranek]

its musn't stop. the slop must flow.

[@ninjajou10]

the slop is starting t o get too sloppy for even pyro to handle

[@theneonpython]

mental illness, crypto rug pulls, and gambling ads. situation is crazy as usual

[@HowardSkub]

Mr beast still continues to say “there is nothing wrong with me tweeting about a coin I’m invested in” Slop live - “yeah it’s pretty much over, I think he accepted accountability or whatever”

[@storyspice974]

Slop is only okay if it's less then a minute long

[@Fillanator]

PLEASE, GOD, STOP THE SLOP IM DROWNING STOP

[@FreddieSea]

The Mrbeast drama has not stopped Pegasus has been able to daily upload for the past few days

[@bonbasinan]

the slop situation is crazy

[@aj0t022]

how thick has the slop become?