Hunt Down The Refund

[@Pyrocynical]

I made an update on this video here kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZS2c6euoLipp9U

[@nextism1873]

Still bad eh?

[@tatotatoo5404]

pog

[@maddythedorito8343]

pog pog pogu

[@therealcooldog]

Yay

[@julietwoeight]

real?

[@CoreyLaddo]

I was nearly hired to work on this game as an animator. Glad I dodged that bullet, although the prospect of animating "YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE" never leaves my mind

[@Msobama]

2 hour ago in a 2 year vid lol

[@Creeprwit]

nice you dodged it

[@wlad12]

funny half life guy

[@ZxMoonLightxZ]

Your animation on the last scene, speechless.

[@leetsUpr3m3]

Lmao funny gman guy

[@13KnightLite31]

I’m almost hundred percent certain there is an alternate timeline where this game is literally an award winning game considered canon by valve and has the best gameplay mechanics in any game ever.

[@thegodofgaming8361]

Yes

[@eiansmemesanddumbstuff9710]

And is actually playable

[@pastagiovanni6527]

@@eiansmemesanddumbstuff9710 Maybe even fun

[@mystictortoise5404]

impossible...

[@lobzoy]

*But, In that timeline, Koomstar is president, and he keeps screaming "LETS GET ROIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT INTO DA NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" And he makes all of humanity suicidal by screaming "WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE!?!??!?!" Whenever somebody slightly insults him.*

[@mestromeowskers4385]

The gman voice actor was way too qualified for this

[@theonlineitalian213soldacc6]

Black *_Messa_*

[@sean8102]

@@theonlineitalian213soldacc6 To be fair that should have been caught instantly by someone working on the game. The fact theyv didn't bother to correct him while recording shows how they didn't give a shit.

[@NordisktLejon]

@@sean8102 Iirc he actually did retakes to pronounce it correctly but the devs didn't use the corrected recordings.

[@leytonplayz2822]

Black meesa

[@ZeroSorrow]

Unfortunately, he sounds just like gman and wasted his time with this game

[@NT-ok4zr]

"You fucked up my face" sends me into hysterics every time

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

for me it's the "What.. the.. fuck?" in the special ending when you die at the 15 minute Combine standoff, it's like they just showed Big Mitch's voice actor the cutscene and recorded his reaction

[@NT-ok4zr]

@SisterCoco wait really?

[@ShadiC636]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan And for me it's 29:12 🤣

[@mausebas]

why

[@paybafpvzimp6296]

20:00 entropy zero mentioned

[@hl_scientist1964]

This is why we lost the 7 hour war

[@biam_]

if you showed this game to the combine they'd pull right tf out

[@ynog0978]

Indirectly

[@elisigmon5505]

Videa Normálního Gamera I’m pissed off about people who like to ruin stuff that shouldn’t bother thwm

[@ynog0978]

@Videa Normálního Gamera what's wrong with that?

[@ynog0978]

@Videa Normálního Gamera Well you have to chill there, that's not how either of that works here

[@xenogeneic7409]

MGS = Solid Snake HDTF = Robust Reptile

[@flow185]

This caught me off guard

[@flow185]

@@Derpdart56 SCP=[REDACTED]

[@tristanforce]

It didn't even have anything related to the SCP Foundation and they still shoved it into the reply section

[@flow185]

@@tristanforce We are fondation. We are everywhere

[@tristanforce]

@@flow185 I'm not laughing I'm actually kinda sick of it :/

[@Truescreen]

*fires ar2* *no sound* "ᶦ ˢᵉᵉ ʰᶦᵐ" "ᵒʷ"

[@analizin]

I felt that 😢

[@spookytrumpet3243]

ow

[@Lol-wp1ss]

ow

[@analizin]

ow

[@shoifu]

ow

[@rewindproductions7261]

The "Oh no" when he hears Keemstar as the president. That about sums up the entire fucking game.

[@kokobeannn]

it was actually Joel Vinesauce, he used his clip for that moment but it really does sum up the game

[@MysteriousJojo]

Can you imagine if Valve actually made this game canon, like Big Mitch suddenly turns up in Half Life 3 with the same model and everything

[@maf2528]

but then gordon ACTUALLY IN GAME BRUHHH

[@vaporwave2182]

He only will appear as a dead body in the artactica

[@whoisanarnb]

@@vaporwave2182 have the corpse appear with under a ladder, because of the shit climbing mechanics

[@aris_analysisreadingintell9967]

@@whoisanarnb If valve did that then everyone would give up on Valve and go to EA for more games

[@Guillidan]

@@aris_analysisreadingintell9967 "give up on Valve and go to EA for more games" They already do that.

[@Yori_Murasaki]

Did anyone saw the tags for the game on steam? they are "Female main character", "Walking Simulator" and "Illuminati"

[@dutbud9049]

"Cute" "Family Friendly"

[@Nova_Astral]

some tags on steam games are tags people put in themselves (not game creators) but I wouldn't be surprised if the creators of this one put those in themselves

[@altonfaye1792]

Dude, I made that meme before you, pay up.

[@A.M.D76588]

Yeah I saw it

[@minh3264]

It's "Female Protagonist" not Female main character, and didn't you notice mithcel actually has boobs

[@nickbastion]

I looked in the reviews of the game, and one of the negative reviews was just the Bee Movie script. I love the internet.

[@SemiCommma]

What did they have as the rating?

[@al3x_435]

Amazing.

[@ahmadkazal8903]

Me too

[@bronastine3802]

@Dy1an Chill bro, no need to be toxic

[@dogcam8492]

@@bronastine3802 are you dyslexic

[@dapperblueberries9779]

The fact the Cry of Fear devs made a better half life mod on such a limited budget and such a small team, shows how little Hunt Down the Freeman devs actually cared about their game and just wanted to make some bucks.

[@portraitofablueavatar114]

And the story and direction of the game is even better. I really want a sequel 😭

[@portraitofablueavatar114]

@3D Modeller It's your opinion, you're entitled to it

[@FatherMcKenzie66]

You’re right dude N o w G i m m e M o n e y

[@h.e.c.uagent834]

​@3D Modeller Congratulations, now learn what opinion is!

[@h.e.c.uagent834]

@3D Modeller You just contradicted yourself.

[@STRAIGHTEDGEDOMINATION]

*Dude literally blows up, gibbing everywhere* "Medic!"

[@dr.walterbennett]

Me-dick

[@kiio1291]

Meet the Medic

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

Take Cover!!

[@luckywidaya719]

battlefield 1 and 5 revival mechanic be like:

[@spoon8286]

*lays grenade beneath feet and stands still* FIRE IN THE HOLE

[@MatthewBanks100]

The G-Man was actually kind of good in this. The only problems were "messa" and his voice being a bit deeper than Michael Shapiro's

[@ALIMALI-gb6gl]

He mispronounced it so he did another take but the devs used the first take for some reason

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

No his voice acting was great. I wouldn't be able to tell it's someone else if I didn't already know

[@paulvonlettow-vorbeck4302]

Shoulda got japanesesbushbaby tho

[@henrys2526]

messa called jar jar binks

[@shadepizza4217]

Owned with facts and logic

[@alexbenavidez4500]

The "aw we are so fucked" delivery never fails to kill me with laughter. Sometimes I remember this video is a thing and I just have to come back to it. It's glorious in how bad it is.

[@lonecolamarine]

It's like he knew how the game would turn out.

[@Leon14000]

Honestly, playing the game is worth it for like... five bucks or so. It's pretty good to play on like screen share with friends. It's a trainwreck of such monumental proportions that despite seeing like two hours straight of videos bashing it and showing the game's problems, I was still blown away by how bad it was.

[@dheerajs.a3227]

References in this video. 4:02 (The Dark Knight) 5:14 (Interstellar) 6:23 (The Dark Knight) 7:30 (Silent Hill 2) 11:43 (Saints Row 2) 11:49 (Metal Gear Rising & Minecraft) 12:26 (Wolfenstein 3D) 13:38 (Far Cry 2) 16:39 (Metal Gear Rising) 16:43 (Deus Ex) 17:41 (The Dark Knight) 25:22 (The Room)

[@coryswanson2247]

This is probably the dumbest comment on this whole thread. Yes, thanks for letting me know at 11:47 there’s a saints row 2 reference. It’s not like, you know, *he said that explicitly*

[@zurabsiradze7822]

​@@coryswanson2247Chill the fuck out dude!

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

@@coryswanson2247 He's doing this because colossal on the TBH podcast said that pyro's entire conversation is making references to memes and videogames

[@protosopic6398]

@@maksuzbrojony8221 Some of these still don't make any sense though.

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

@@protosopic6398like?

[@soovi4522]

Petition to call pyro captain for the rest of his KZbin career

[@missanthropy6060]

Corporal

[@Bazazooka]

How's Tony?

[@budakbaongsiah]

@@Bazazooka Tony Bamanaboni?

[@Bazazooka]

@@budakbaongsiah man of culture as well I see

[@TeamBradley909]

@@budakbaongsiah Boss! We need more medicinal plants!

[@ArodoraaSFM]

DUDE I'm SO glad you noticed the MGSV influence. When I was supposed to be an animator on the game, director man himself kept sending me MGSV trailers and saying "this is what we need to do for the cutscenes". But then he'd come back the next day and say "I just watched The Dictator, I want to do the cutscenes like this instead". And that happened about 3 or 4 times for different games/movies. Kept changing his mind, but the metal gear essence was a constant apparently. Was fun to see you mention it.

[@milesbrown2261]

Thanks for giving us these wonderful cutscenes. They’re the only good part of the game

[@averagecoloniser4586]

Fucking delicious

[@ninetails6218]

Tbf the main character looks like someone just modeled Solid Snake from memory and made it their OC

[@jacobs279]

Miles Brown they’re trash

[@theswanna3965]

666th like

[@spartanforce7]

>Main character is a Marine >Everyone in tutorial is wearing Army uniforms >Tutorial is bootcamp >Everyone's a Sergeant Top fucking Kek.

[@spartanforce7]

@ExDeeXD Music Yeah, man. Look at their headgear. Disgraceful.

[@spartanforce7]

@ExDeeXD Music It takes talent.

[@havoc3-243]

@@spartanforce7 They also use a bunk bed prop from Episode 2 to make it better instead of making a bed prop

[@abanoub7002]

if thats not enough the tutorial prospect isn't even original, its from hl opposing force

[@SyndicateOperative]

@@abanoub7002 The main character in HDtF is part of the exact same 'opposing force' as adrian shephard.

[@florenciomendoza8497]

"To be fair, in some Half-Life games you used flares in the exact same way... but in those games, you actually had a flashlight." and the gravity gun to pick things up

[@havoc3-243]

In HDTF typing give weapon_physcannon and using it crashes the game

[@Cinnaschticks]

@@havoc3-243 god damn it, did this game do a thing right?

[@jerimoon36]

@@Cinnaschticks they were the best in making a bad games, so yes

[@EllisClark2010]

And you could hold it in front of you and actually see at the same time

[@ProfessionalSpectre]

This is basically like someone took Half-Life and Metal Gear, combined it to make a shitty fanfic, and then made a game out of it in Gmod.

[@shinyvoir2829]

hey now, even the shittiest fanfics were made with the intention to be good, you can't even say that about HDTF

[@decasuffrage9021]

@@shinyvoir2829 And you don't have to pay for fanfiction

[@gasternecross]

@@mitskienjoy3r its amazing

[@astf7971]

At least it could be erotic fanfiction

[@foxydash9992]

Gray Upsilon no that’s better then this game

[@MangoChannel]

"if I hire youtubers as voice actors, they won't dare criticize the game where they appear" _they criticize the game where they appear_ "heck"

[@shortlived4303]

"WhY yOu No LiKe Da GaMe? YoU hElPeD cReAtE It!!!" "You gave me a handful of lines, a vague context for them and you didn't bother to make it sound at least a bit fitting for the scene." "...So...?"

[@ultrixsoma2736]

I think the real reason the creator wanted KZbinrs wasn't so they wouldn't criticize the game, but rather so the game gets more popular.

[@shortlived4303]

@@ultrixsoma2736 no shit sherlock

[@ultrixsoma2736]

@@shortlived4303 yes shit watson

[@Ghostofcalmaity]

@@ultrixsoma2736 Asparagus

[@astf7971]

One of the steam user tags are “female protagonist”

[@astf7971]

Eric van de Pavoordt yeah go look for yourself

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

bruh

[@bigmeme8464]

Super bruh

[@astf7971]

Bruh times (number so big that it can’t be counted)

[@comemela9068]

Mega bruh

[@JustAGuy_2]

20:02 Entropy Zero. We've really come full circle...wow.

[@kaimino1423]

Why is this video so rewatchable

[@nyxiescribbles]

dude one time i watched this and just,,, rewinded it and watched it again. this, his condemned video, and all of his movie/show essay videos are videos i can watch over and over again.

[@bouiabongo7403]

pyro has incredible rewatch value and i don't know why

[@nyxiescribbles]

@@bouiabongo7403 literally every video has so much packed into it that even after i watched this like 10 times i was still noticing small shit he added in. i think theres so much in one of his videos that it always keeps them interesting

[@bouiabongo7403]

@@nyxiescribbles My fav yt no cap

[@JukoYT]

This is one of those videos i return to atleast once a month and never get bored Edit: also "gta 3 rewiew: the worst game of all time" by uberdanger is simmilar to rewatch as this

[@CorundumDevil]

25:16 "The hero in me died many, many years ago, when I was young." _Did they just steal a line from Beowulf_

[@koboldengineering7687]

It makes us sound S O P H I S T I C A T E D

[@cslpchr]

Yes they did. If you steal movie lines for cheap references in a game as serious as this, those who wrote the scripts and approved them need to get fired. Fuck, Limbo of the Lost is more creative with the stuff that they have stolen

[@brawler715]

Here’s a better line: “Hero?Heh,I’m no hero dear…I never saw myself as one…”

[@CorundumDevil]

@@brawler715 "Why do you say I'm a hero? Because you don't know any of the people I killed?.. 'hero' is a word for kids, and idealistic civilians. At the end of the day, there are survivors and the dead."

[@yima3628]

Damn Beowulf?

[@gordonmiiman3759]

Pyro when he proves he’s innocent and confronts Ivory: You fucked up my face.

[@CEOofPhoneCo]

Nice

[@reggietheturtle8155]

pyro did a shitty thing, but ivory lied about his age, ivory made him look worse thane he was

[@ammagon4519]

Hey you were on my Tomodachi island once

[@reggietheturtle8155]

@@ammagon4519 i don't own tomodachi island

[@tanmaynegi3169]

@@reggietheturtle8155 True, but I'm happy that all the drama is done and over with, and by accepting his mistakes and disproving/clearing the fake allegations, Pyro and seemingly Ivory also has moved on has moved on, for the better.

[@ethanreally2783]

Me: Mom can we have Half-Life? Mom: We have Half-Life at home Half-Life at home:

[@patrlim]

except halflife 2 and 1 are cheaper than this

[@commentpolice4694]

Copied comment

[@Tn-sc4nv]

@@commentpolice4694 no you copied this comment you libtard

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

@@Tn-sc4nv bruhh

[@trashytusovee2843]

@@Tn-sc4nv thank you for laying the law down on this earth

[@theTrevorluck]

People that would buy hunt down the freeman - Gary Coleman - Generic KZbinr #348 - Milhouse - *Subject D-9341* - Logan Paul - and the guy from r/imsorryJon

[@hawk18513]

Wait, Subject D-9341? WHAT?

[@shaynehughes6645]

"black citizen's" name is Gary Coleman

[@crad5476]

and pyrocynical

[@admg2005]

Jon Arbuckle

[@banana_brownie-v-8034]

@@hawk18513 oh i get it Its from the scp fandom dont worry about it

[@chickman3796]

Hunt Down the Freeman sounds like a game about a angry southern slave owner pre civil war looking for his slave

[@funnyfella8198]

Sound more interesting than this pile of shit

[@cursedcliff7562]

* benny hill theme plays *

[@cjranck4189]

*an angry southern slave owner

[@yoboikamil525]

This does sound like an interesting idea

[@stevejones69420]

Please don't tell me boondocks is too old for people to get this reference

[@gorillaguy5664]

Hunt Down the Refund, even over 3 years after it's initial release, is regarded as a colossal achievement in Pyro's history

[@CallofFreaky]

It was out for like 5 years when you commented this

[@kanden27]

“My fellow Americans, KILLLER KEEEEMSTAR here...”

[@jakublulek3261]

That was the best moment in this game. This and "You f*cked up my face."

[@theTrevorluck]

Lets get Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight INTO THE NEWS

[@colemccluskey1427]

It is 2095, the killer Keemstar has infected the entire world with drama and news. God help us

[@EcoScratcher]

Keemstar as Dr Breen

[@Benadryl.Barbarian]

Ngl i thought it was voice over pete

[@youracreep3838]

Anybody who says "It doesn't suck, its just hard." needs a lobotomy.

[@slyose6154]

They've already had one

[@mohammedm1205]

I should have not googled that

[@delsinyman3300]

They need to get baptized

[@unapersona100real6]

yeah big mt needs test subjects

[@orugacrest]

they have *nothing there* in their skulls i regret that reference

[@saltyswede7875]

Punished "Venom" Mitch *a man denied his revenge*

[@kirbhoward2125]

Yes. Just yes.

[@cavalcadeofbobs3559]

Mitch? Mitch?! MITCH!!!!

[@theTrevorluck]

SNAKE MITCHEEEERRRR!!!!!!

[@someonetgg]

Theory: The main the reason the maps take too long to navigate is because they wanted to recreate the ladder scene from MGS3.

[@SirKrigeon]

*a man fucked up his face*

[@BananaBanzaiii.]

29:12 "Your fucking brain is on airplane mode." Pyro, 2018

[@AstroZero]

gordon freeman’s voice actor is better than all of the voice actors in this game

[@thestanley2692]

Yeah man, my favorite quote was "..."

[@Squelch-ii5ed]

Ouch

[@voruxosu1520]

HUNT DOWN THE (GORDON) FREEMAN

[@CosmicMetalhead]

Bro when he snapped that guys neck then said “...” I got chills

[@aranada654]

Lie

[@delsin1126]

This is the best Metal Gear Solid V fan game

[@TheBreakingBenny]

And Berkan Deniziyaran is the stupidest game director around.

[@gabrielanguianoastorga5858]

It not metal gear solid v it’s hL 2

[@delsin1126]

gabe Another I couldn’t tell

[@bayydh8905]

What did you expect from my people? We cant do shit right.

[@unbreakableroad9294]

Actually mgsv was a fangame of hunt down the freeman

[@NoriMori1992]

22:07 Everyone tells a different story of how to progress at this point. Some people say you can grab the gun and then just go straight back to the engine car and that's enough. Some people say that didn't work for them, they first had to kill a certain number of gunships, or do it for a certain number of minutes, or wait for a certain number of train cars to be destroyed. I don't think I've ever heard two explanations that were the same. This game is so inconsistent that no one truly knows what the cutscene trigger is _actually supposed to be._

[@marshahammack4503]

A fucking lego flash game is more entertaining than this game and at least it can run!

[@killasucceeded]

NoriMori it’s the number of train carts

[@NoriMori1992]

#linksshadow Ohhi Then how come it worked for Pyro when all he did was grab the gun, shoot out the windows, and climb onto the ledge?

[@bigredone1055]

NoriMori My guess is that the trigger is if the player returns to the front as if the other train cars were destroyed, instead of waiting for the rest of the train cars to actually be destroyed. I dunno, this game is scuffed.

[@thetrashmann8140]

Who knows one of the devs might just say fuck it and release the source code then we could figure it out

[@jstar3382]

20:02 IT'S TAKEN YEARS, BUT HE MADE THE VIDEO

[@jeremydiaz9642]

This game isn't even worth pirating.

[@WingMaster562]

That's how we beat piracy, make shitty games and scam people into buying with crappy refund mechanics. Somewhat, i feel I'm obligated to say I'm sarcastic.

[@chummyweevil3948]

@@WingMaster562 lol

[@frijolesjenkins6656]

I think piraters would be insulted

[@lerhonlewis1267]

L O fucking L

[@Dare88]

I aint spending my time even LOOKING if this shit is pirated

[@CKVanilla]

Imagine instead of the HEV suit guy being Gordon or generic anime villain it was Ivan the space biker, that would’ve been incredible

[@cupofspiders5830]

y e s

[@HyperrealisticLuigi]

lmao

[@munastronaut8147]

ivan the space biker

[@mettawatkutaninwat5411]

@@cupofspiders5830 I like how y e s translate to “and it is”.

[@landonadams9935]

_my god_

[@theoracle1945]

"He made progress in the game" "Crash it"

[@ewanb1086]

I love that the tutorial starting is ripped straight of opposing force

[@potatogod9134]

Is nobody gonna mention how Robert Zemeckis, the guy who directed Back To The Future, Castaway and Forrest Gump has special thanks?

[@Sunimec]

Forest gump? Bruh what does forest gump have to do with this garbage

[@Rakkhun369]

@@Sunimec Because stupid is as stupid does AKA making this game. “HDTF is like a box of chocolates, but they’re all toothpaste and orange juice flavored.”

[@JohnDarksoul69]

@@Sunimec they really thought they wrote some deep and complex story i guess

[@joem.3124]

The devs heads are so far up their ass that they believe they made a good story and are thanking their "mentors" aka actual good directors of movies they watched.

[@SirKrigeon]

Fun fact: Big Mitch's voice actor is now the English dub voice actor for Abbacchio in JoJo.

[@HoshinoShadow]

For real? Oh well, good to see that he is doing voicework for something better

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@HoshinoShadow imagine if he didn't get the job because the interviewers played hunt down the freeman and didn't like his performance

[@HoshinoShadow]

Mr. Bonnie Bon would have probably been the absolute worst thing to happen to the dude. Though truth be told, it’s a usual thing for actors in general, everyone have to start somewhere afterall

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@HoshinoShadow yeah, the va probably had nothing to work with as the devs of the game probably don't even know what they were doing in the first place

[@HoshinoShadow]

Mr. Bonnie Bon poor voice direction at it’s finest. Hire good actors and completely misuse them later

[@outsynced3934]

I've seen joke mods with more effort put in than this.

[@AB-fl6wp]

And plot wise

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Crack Life and Half Mind 2, anyone

[@aweeds]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. ye

[@darqv9358]

@@MasterOfKnowledge. yaah

[@minh3264]

this game is a joke mod intended or not

[@ahzrukal4603]

one of the best things in half-life was the unbroken first-person narrative. somehow they even fucked that up.

[@jenkyvids]

I'm coming back to this and realising that the "they're a small team of devs" excuse doesn't work at all. - Undertale was made by Toby Fox, Temmie Chang, and a few others. - Pummel Party was made by two people in their bedrooms. - Counter-Strike was initially made by two people. - Minecraft was made by a beautiful Swedish man. - And like you said, Half-Life was made by a very small team of devs.

[@NinjapowerMS]

Hollow Knight amazing game IIRC was made primarily by three people.

[@mysteriontheguardianangel8859]

Yes it is true pewdiepie created mincraft, he is the god of minecraft

[@PoliticallyDonutTasty]

10 people isn't really 'small team of devs', that excuse is non-existant, and even then, there are so many great games made by teams under 10 people, or straight up solo, including the ones you already mentioned.

[@ItsLelingTime]

And Half-Life used a moded quake engine.

[@Ze_eT]

Geometry Dash is one of the most popular mobile games and, besides the creators of the music, only got one dev.

[@homefront1999]

I'm just here because of the debacle with Fallout: The Frontier. The next Hunt Down the Freeman.

[@itspurplepaw6163]

same rofl, wonder if pyro will do a video on that too

[@lloyd7183]

That’d be a nice video for Pyro to make yes

[@fozz1437]

lizard people :(

[@soggybreadman4035]

@@goopdoodle Yes, but at least the makers of Hunt down the freeman never pushed their agendas or politics down other people's throats. What with the makers of The Frontier calling those who like the enclave "Racist trump Supporters". I'll take a broken mess like Hunt Down the Freeman over a toxic cesspool of bad takes and degeneracy like The Frontier any day.

[@danielgarber70]

@@soggybreadman4035 and at least the developers of HDTF didnt also insert their fetishes into the game. At least we can be thankful HDTF doesn't have besitality or the ability to make a borderline minor a suicidal sex slave

[@Sup3rAJ2]

Imagine having a character that looks like Geralt from The Witcher had grown a shitty beard and replaced Snake as the main character of Half Life.

[@bileygr1116]

The protagonist is just a cheap mix of Geralt, Venom Snake and Duke Nukem reduced to "badass fighting guy"

[@BooksandBuns]

He looks like Geralt's American cousin who does non-magical steroids in his free time

[@Melonist]

@@BooksandBuns Gerard

[@kentbenedict2005]

Everything about this game is just pure mayhem. Form the glitches all the way to the voice acting, It comes to the point that it's so bad it's good.

[@Blazingmadman98]

"Oh Colonel, we are so fucked!" To be honest it's one of those moments that makes me want to buy the game along with the classic "You fucked up my face" scene. Like there's still joy to be found if it helps.

[@yuriiknapik7241]

Don't

[@yuriiknapik7241]

Pirate it instead

[@paperclip6377]

One of the only times pirating is acceptable

[@heyyou9472]

For the record, they *stole that climbing mechanic* from a creator on the Garry's Mod workshop. It's a parkour addon that, well, lets you parkour. The aspect of it I see in this horrid excuse for a game is that they ripped *only the climbing, sliding, and wall-climbing (wall-humping) mechanics.* Nothing else. And for good reason, because the addon is so fucking broken that you could scale whole ass buildings in Garry's Mod with it. They relied on an addon that 1. wasn't even fucking finished/abandoned and 2. straight up stole a quarter of what it had. This is just insult to injury, and this game is in the fucking ER. (late, but it’s said that the mod is Wheatley’s Parkour SWEP. I haven’t heard that in a long time.)

[@spookson5679]

Could you link the add-on?

[@feneomgamer9138]

Link the mod.

[@decider2467]

@@spookson5679 itwascalled weathly parkour mod (if dont remember bad)

[@spookson5679]

@@decider2467 it's so isn't, just use your eyes the animatons are too stiff

[@spookson5679]

@@decider2467 it may have been inspired by it but not stolen

[@GoodVolition]

Ah yes cutscenes a staple of the half life series.

[@user-cz6tj1by3n]

@@goldenrule3264 ok but he said obvious sarcasm...

[@goldenrule3264]

@@user-cz6tj1by3n you didint see nothing I never existed lol

[@CaveyMoth]

Just like how 3rd person cutscenes are a staple of Call of Duty.

[@minh3264]

u dumb

[@marksman3945]

One fun thing: The soldiers in Black mesa and after the incident have a UCP Camouflaje pattern, wich was adopted in 2005 and served until 2015, and the black mesa incident happened was near 1998-2000

[@JukoYT]

Black mesa incident supposadly happens in mid to late 2000s (that is mostly speculation but it is set abit in the future), do it could be theoreticaly possible

[@resijade4342]

@@JukoYT it's anywhere between 2000 and 2004 as it takes place in 200-, hl2 takes place in 202- (20 yrs later) and hla is 201- (15 years later). if it was 2005-2009, hla would take place in 202-

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

On top of which, only the U.S. Army ever used it. The U.S. Marines never ever wore it ever.

[@Lucas-ht4cp]

oh man I feel really bad for the actual talented voice actors in this like mick lauer (ricepirate) and the guy who did gman.

[@garibaldibritann1240]

Also Alexander Bolton (IHE) as Nick, i'm sorry to him

[@Osio1000_5]

@@MadWatcher the fact you mispronouced the word "past" makes your comment so much better

[@blazeofglory4053]

I like rewatching these Hunt Down the Freeman videos. Mostly because it's so baffling that a team of people worked on this, and not a single one of them saw the obvious problems with it.

[@shokwaiv8790]

Me too

[@svengali990]

You’re right, because only one of them actually saw it while working on it

[@martinszymanski2607]

@@svengali990 who?

[@Nietabs]

Same

[@atomicrenegade8194]

Oimatejohnson Oimatejohnson Apparently the only guy who actually had a working copy was the game director himself.

[@_hmm_3587]

This is why Rockstar makes such good characters....they take unknown actors or unpopular ones (i do know that they had samuel l jackson and things) but they give them such good direction and you never think. "Oh thats that guy!" You think "Hey thats Michael!"

[@crack4184]

It's also because Rockstar barely pay their actors, too

[@Kusanagi2248]

Quite the amazing marketing strategy

[@psychomantis1926]

@@crack4184 mfw i have to work 20 hours a day because i work at rockstar

[@irishman3456]

@@altonfaye1792 c'mon don't be a toxic son of a bitch

[@commoncanadians9830]

Combat in this game is like when you spawn a bunch of enemies in gmod.

[@mhmtakeyatime9000]

Spawning enemies in gmod might be funner tbh

[@commoncanadians9830]

@@mhmtakeyatime9000 oh definitely

[@CantRead1]

​@@commoncanadians9830no it wouldn't.

[@l.m.l8598]

@@CantRead1you clearly dont have gmod

[@funnyperson4027]

I am sorry pyro, I cannot take your voice seriously in a situation where you are supposed to be emotional

[@P0n...]

Same rofl

[@timbs1311]

Davis Flesher that's why I watch him

[@funnyperson4027]

giant799 I understand

[@atlas8827]

pyro is a cumrag. or should be used as one.

[@toasty8926]

wHEERESS PEtscop PARTTT 2222 pyrrooooo 3 moore PARRTS HAVe been REelaeseddd

[@jezortiz6639]

*Game:* "Hero? Heh. You're talking to a villain my dear. The hero inside of me died many many years ago when I was young..." Wtf? It's like the creators had seen a few too many r/niceguys posts...

[@sharpytown]

naw, too much inspiration from edgy DeviantArt OC's

[@vertexed5540]

That's a reach

[@CarmineARK]

what is the game after half life downfall?

[@TheGreenTaco999]

Niceguys are people who do the opposite tbf, assholes who claim to be nice, this is more so an Edgy OC thing

[@blueshit199]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Also the "Was gone, and now it's back" line when Mitchell is shown Gordon's crowbar was stolen from Beowulf too.

[@ZeroSorrow]

When I saw hunt down the freeman in the steam greenlight I was excited and curious because I had no idea what it was if my one upvote got this game into existence then I have committed a terrible crime

[@Dr.Oofers]

Trust me, you aren’t at fault everyone else knew that this game was (going to be) horrible from the demo they released.

[@oz_jones]

I forgive you.

[@chemicalconfusion6164]

ZeroSorrow I forgot green light was a thing

[@ababa9668]

Imagine there being a sequel to HDTF called : Hunt down the Gman

[@Osio1000_5]

Fun fact(HL:Alyx spoiler): At the end of HL:Alyx you're preparing to ,,hunt down the Gman'' as Gordon

[@ababa9668]

@@Osio1000_5 yeah mission impossible lol

[@StickMaster500]

*Hello Captain*

[@scruber64_]

Yes Captain?

[@alexwydmuch5313]

fucking creepy ass stickmaster following me

[@uisce_]

StickMaster500 you are everywhere I go. This is nightmareish

[@ivanmihaelmatkovic2464]

StickMaster500, the embodyment of human cancer. I love it.

[@theotv5522]

Kids these days will never know original Stickmaster...

[@leethenpc7683]

Hey, at least the facial animations were better than Mass Effect: Andromeda's ones.

[@therealgingerboy2215]

😆😆😆

[@shr1mpsush1]

Are you EA? Because I think you just burned the Mass Effect franchise

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Shr1mpSush1 OOF ! (This is not the Urban Dictionary def of the word, I literally am “OOOF”-ed by this 😱😂👌)

[@harrishunt4545]

You also have to respect the SFMs as SFM is the fucking most glitchy thing sometimes.

[@BendySnowball]

No facial animations > Mass Effect Andromedas Animations

[@h8GW]

I think Gman pronouncing "Mehsa" that way is a subliminal message telling us to steer clear of this "Mehsa" a game. I'm here all night folks.

[@daystillnight]

*slow clap*

[@akronred648]

Bravo! Bravo!

[@pokedexter3337]

Thank goodness

[@thanos4314]

Mehsa jar jar binks

[@Bazazooka]

Cookie 🍪 for you

[@saruna4457]

I will never forget how i almost got involved in this. Was supposed to do graphics and mapping. I am so happy i didnt do this.

[@Dr.Oofers]

What?

[@Panzerkampff]

pRoOF?

[@saruna4457]

@@Panzerkampff i still probably have Berkan in my steam friendlist, thats my only proof. Why would i need to prove it anyway...

[@SweetTeaConnoisseur]

@@saruna4457 I'm actually the voice actor for the HL2 Pistol. I don't have proof though, why would you need it?

[@iternal4823]

to everyone who keeps saying "proof?", why do you even give a shit let the man just make his statement and leave

[@kin4386]

I can only imagine if this game had a Purple Hat Achievement. Pyro would be a treasured memory at this point.

[@tuckeredout2887]

I love how this game unintentionally has puzzles more confusing than silent hill

[@adriancvetko8281]

"Your brain was on airplane mode" -Pyrocynical, 2018

[@bostonian4650]

adrian cvetko I need to remember that one

[@davidlewis3867]

Time for my yearly pilgrimage back to this video. The jokes, the pacing, it all just blends so well in destroying this little turd of a game.

[@NoriMori1992]

9:36 Another example: In the cutscene where Mitchell meets Nick for the first time, there are Resistance sprays and a Resistance poster in the background, even though not only does the Resistance not exist yet, the Combine that they're going to rise up against haven't even finished invading.

[@Nietabs]

Yes

[@funnyfella8198]

That's their concept art in case they ever need to resist against anything

[@MrBlitzpunk]

Why does it seem like this game couldn't decide whether to look like a ps3 or a ps2 game?

[@omnical6135]

this game seems like it was made in gmod, the climbing mechanic is even a gmod parkour swep mod

[@cumguzzler8537]

@@omnical6135 a stolen mod at that

[@ambroseburnside1950]

The game looks like it came out in 2007

[@ambroseburnside1950]

@David W. close enough...

[@GSG-io8zp]

@David W. 2004

[@Pokanika]

I heard that there's a conspiracy theory that they intentionally made this game terrible so they could pressure Valve to make a new half-life.

[@dr.richtofen8875]

If so, they did a good fucking Job

[@muchfurreynofurrriymuchbad5204]

I love them

[@Yobyman]

And they succeeded, by god they succeeded

[@comixproviderftw_02]

I believe it

[@tripleb5197]

Royal Rudius really playing 10D chess, aren't they?

[@kellerweskier7214]

25:10 Is basically just "Im going to copy MGS, and change it up a bit" Snake: "I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wetwork..."

[@_Gandalf_The_White]

Pyro sounds so adorable warning everyone about the aliens daaaw.

[@kettlechips9591]

thanks gandalf

[@SStarry_Days]

@gayrou Thanks gayrou

[@s0vnds]

@@SStarry_Days thankyou

[@nickv.3573]

@@s0vnds thanks massive legend

[@assgrabba]

@@nickv.3573 thanks Andrewoid

[@Dark-ef9he]

KZbin rewind 2018 but its a game

[@Tee-bn4bb]

KZbin rewind is the squeal

[@therealgingerboy2215]

Plot twist

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Darth2Nater Take notes, Shyalalallalallalalaaallaaaaaaaaaaaa-man !

[@Vulgarth1]

Pyro, es muy bueno. I loved the phenomenal impact of the line; "Ahh, Colonel. We're so fucked." I've never heard a pan sound so dead before.

[@stutterjones1821]

Tv nigga cant speak

[@mikudrum1341]

Since Pyro seemed to enjoy this game so much, he should try Yiik: A Post Modern RPG.

[@RegretfulBirdConsumer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT PYRO TO LOSE HIS SANITY

[@tobiasfriedchicken]

"ow" - Combine soldier, 2018

[@MondySpartan]

also a vortigaunt, 2020.

[@plasmaticlmao]

**gets blown up** “Medic!” -random irrelevent soldier

[@pwnership3292]

24:40 At this time of day In this part of the country Localised entirely within your ship

[@datsimplenope]

Yes

[@chessemchesse3676]

@@datsimplenope may i see it?

[@atlasrules87]

No.

[@NoriMori1992]

29:12 - "Your brain is in airplane mode." I need to find an excuse to use this insult on someone.

[@humbuckers1299]

NoriMori say its a nerd joke so you can use that as a casually used joke when you get sued fir originality

[@Marty-bj8cn]

vicious son of a crap

[@MattyGeneric]

What is this micky mouse bullshit?. (Me that one 🤣)

[@beepbeep2446]

u can use it when someone ur in a car with makes a wrong turn

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

5:09 😂 my favorite clip from all of Pyrocynical's videos, ever. The editing in this entire vid is amazing! but the timing and music as he climbs the pole is especially great and I laugh every time.

[@retro1x201]

Damn sad part is the premise for this game actually sounds awesome, a game set before during and after the 7 hour war, if competent game devs made it, maybe it would have been good??

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Absolutely, with a competent team, better voice acting & character design and getting rid of the dumb gordan subplot, it would have been great

[@masturch33f66]

yea but Mitchell is too OP cuz he survived like everything. This story is like a 12 year old's fan fiction

[@Breached18]

I honestly loved the idea of them fleeing, and even the while cursed man thing by the g man. But once the time skip happens... meh

[@32BitJunkie]

Like freeman?

[@garden0fstone736]

Ehh I don’t think the 7 hour war can be portrayed on modern hardware

[@salt6999]

"You can't even die right in this game." Gives me conniptions.

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

I appreciate you for that reference.

[@Maximizing]

The game was bad because there was no purple hat achievement

[@sput_7098]

agreed

[@SnowyHikari.]

Maximizing deadass

[@lol5468]

rare specimen

[@lilbean899]

Maximizing Y T F DOID U GEEHT 443 LIKES

[@Yes-wh9sk]

this game *IS* purple hat achievement

[@rvolvr3650]

Also, the enemies have no reaction to being hit except for the shots that kill them. It feels like you are throwing stones at a brick wall until the 5th stone makes it blow up.

[@hawzie_9023]

30:39 "I don't think these guys are scam artists... I just don't think they're artists at all" dead💀

[@purpledanielgamer8603]

The petscop series even though being 10yrs old is still considered a masterpiece

[@joshuagraham5750]

E R E C T Kun you ain’t wrong

[@rogue6838]

It is a beautiful duwang

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@rogue6838 Chew.

[@builttoscalevideos]

Came back to this video again only to realise that they attempted to make a Half Life 2 Prequel, only for Valve to A B S O L U T E L Y F L E X on them with Half Life Alyx 2 years later.

[@wta1518]

Alyx isn't really a prequel.

[@builttoscalevideos]

@@wta1518 HLAlyx literally takes place 5 years before the events Half Life 2. it’s a prequel.

[@wta1518]

@@builttoscalevideos What it adds to the story takes place after Episode 2, so it is not a prequel.

[@niggussimmals9649]

@@wta1518 it is,the events happen before episode becouse Eli is alive and at the ending(spoilers) Gman makes a deal with the Alyx and he specifically says she needs to join to change the FUTURE, future being half life 2,where eli dies. And

[@wta1518]

@@niggussimmals9649 I completely agree. I have no idea what that idiot was trying to say.

[@wall4818]

I love how everyone who isn't a stolen or reskinned HL2 model is so obviously a stock adobe fuse model with a bunch of OC elements.

[@Medik2]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? I can feel my leg. My arm. Even my fingers.

[@somkeweed]

The body I've lost. The comrades I've lost.

[@jake7658]

It won't stop hurting.

[@Marty-bj8cn]

In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

[@whyarewestillhere1073]

Fuck

[@g-manatstarbucks2718]

Where are your fingers?

[@thndr_5468]

"Grinding on a pole like an Amsterdam stripper." I've seen this like 5 times and just got that.

[@redlord1660]

I dont get it

[@cobgod1415]

@@redlord1660 pole dancers

[@Kapeeshy]

Red Lord how

[@redlord1660]

@@Kapeeshy i still dont get it

[@melissag1364]

Red Lord Do you know what a stripper is? They dance on poles. Amsterdam has a lot of strippers and prostitutes.

[@dingdawng]

"What is this mickey mouse bullshit" Is a phrase I will now proceed to use in my everyday life

[@thescottishlad2022]

Is it sad that I already do

[@n0rie9a]

originated from "demolition man"

[@n0rie9a]

@big crunch i stand corrected - only seen FMJ once, but demo man is 10+ views

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Ngl thay phrase lives in my head rent free too

[@guyinplaid3472]

I thought that was from the Eric Andre Show

[@maybemythodical]

R.I.P Bogdanoff twins, you graced the internet and made pyro videos funny for once

[@spacegoose2989]

Wait you're telling me that Hideo Kojima had nothing to do with the development of HDTF but he still gets to be inside the credits? This dude will be everywhere

[@severalcakes3267]

The Bogdanoff bit was legitimately hilarious. "Suspon hwis Twitto accoon."

[@bigmanshad]

perfect, twansfer the haf leafy 2 assets and find anoder

[@aMondayMorning]

I just now came back to this video to watch this one bit. I love it so much.

[@InVader02]

“Rise and shine, wake up and smell the stolen assets”

[@skinskinner]

who's cooking the worst game ever?

[@the_jones528]

22:53 *When the programmer doesn't know how to program a function where if the player shoots their gun, they die.* Programmer: "Hey uh, voice actor." VO: "Yea?" Programmer: "Could you just...say this line for me please?" VO: "Wait a minute, I thought you said no weapons." Programmer: "Ok thank you 🥲"