The Worst Game Ever Made

[@siddhantbanerjee3328]

I feel like they paid for 15 mins of voice acting from all the actors in a single cut each, and that was 99% of their game budget

[@joe8469]

definitely

[@thomasmoroiu]

Then they spent 0.9% of the remaining 1% on marketing and used the 0.1% of what was left to invest into gameplay

[@Akechifan]

If we get a bunch of well known people in one game that should be good right?

[@matteoclementi]

Reminds me of Overkill TWD that spent all the budget on Trailers ahahah

[@rayvendes7427]

About Michael Madsen. He acts in everything in a row, because he simply does not want his family to "live in a trailer." He had a difficult childhood, he managed to work as an auto mechanic, a worker at a gas station, even an ambulance attendant. At the same time, he is categorically against his children becoming actors. A real man, acts for his family, not for his career.

[@Explosivevortex]

Not surprised someone so goated did the voice of Daud tbh

[@redwiltshire1816]

The fact he has todo all that is honestly just tragic imagin selling your soul just for basic necessity

[@phantom-.]

kind of reminds me of Bruce Willis

[@userofusername4981]

Damn if this is true, he’s a cool guy

[@behappy5869]

@@redwiltshire1816its not basic necessities Hes made more so far than multiple families make their whole lives. At a certain point he wants more and more money

[@BlueJayz474]

I remember seeing this game at the game awards and thinking that it was gonna be sub-par gameplay but baits people with big name actors. The industry is so damn predictable these days it’s actually sad.

[@rxvz663]

its funny to i didn't see the point of this game when i knew payday 3 was coming

[@datpotatoes4005]

@@rxvz663 PAYDAY 3?!

[@rxvz663]

@@datpotatoes4005 yeah it’s been announced coming this year

[@BlueJayz474]

@@rxvz663 no way, really? Hot damn.

[@thencrranger5628]

@@rxvz663 Yeah, but when? this payday-like game is going to fill in the gap for now. I'm playing it recently and it feels great

[@Charcoal0511]

You can tell that they blew all their budget on the casting just so they could put their faces on the cover and then left nothing in the tank for an actual game

[@roscoefunnydog]

Pyro references of the day 0:05 Hunt down the Freeman 0:14 Payday 2 0:38 Dishonored 1:55 Shylily reference? (Womp Womp) 2:58 mine cart 3:45 Dishonored 4:00 Streamer mode 5:13 Chuck Norris 5:22 David Lynch 5:27 Twinpeaks 5:40 Minecraft brick 6:01 Pack of Marlboro 6:43 Breaking bad reference 6:58 Saints Row 7:24 Vanilla Ice 8:19 Chuck Norris 2 8:40 Danny Trejo 9:14 Grunting (caveman reference) 9:38 Biden AI voice 10:11 explosive punching 10:26 Matrix 11:55 Marvel 12:31 Gman 13:25 Payday 0.5 14:34 Fortnite 15:37 Mafia City 15:57 yet another payday reference 16:40 PowerPoint 18:56 H3H3 19:42 Birmingham 19:52 Utopia 21:22 Least ____ Pyro viewer 21:30 Wings of Redemption 21:40 Callisto Project 22:05 Iron Man 22:44 Harry Potter 24:52 China 25:30 Matrix 25:55 Fortnite 27:14 ANOTHER payday reference 27:34 Bryon Dog family person

[@xNathan2439x]

I appreciate your dedication

[@Alex-zh3up]

5:43 brown bricks in Minecraft reference

[@MATA-mz1db]

3:00 mime car.

[@drhentai]

this guy needs a life

[@OverStrive2008]

Minecrap? Fornait? Taem forkhes!?

[@compatriot852]

This game somehow feels older than Payday 2 despite that game coming out over a deacde ago

[@gunnargunnarsson5963]

and both the Payday games were made on the Diesel engine, a really outdated engine designed for racing games

[@camolot2102]

​@@gunnargunnarsson5963 for a racing engine the vehicles are the worse part lul

[@lukkkasz323]

This game has 2000 graphics, no joke

[@Hu-kun]

@@camolot2102 Car Dealership/Meltdown trauma be like

[@compatriot852]

@@camolot2102 I find that to be the funniest part. Meltdown deathwish difficulty is a pain especially with all those turrets and wonky controls

[@Mariodash23]

This feels like a game that came out 10 years ago. Like it was found sitting in the bargain bin of a Wal-Mart next to Call of Juarez: The Cartel and the last Army of Two game.

[@SammEater]

It looks like a late 360 game.

[@flakproof]

The biggest issue i see with Games right now is that you need a Jet engine to run them.

[@Slash766]

Chuck Norris plays such a cool character while simultaneously delivering his lines as flat and as casual as possible. Did the devs give him no context whatsoever as to who he’s playing as or what this game even is?

[@greyfells2829]

We'll take back the fort

[@Bowiiihowdy]

They probably just sent him the script via cameo and just payed him to read lines

[@folou9199]

“skyyy, the fucking sky you, motherfucker.”

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

They use Chuck for the wrong Purpose.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Even EA used the rappers and Actors for the defjam games right Even icon.

[@KingOfKarma]

I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS !!!!

[@Albertobozo]

Samesies

[@adorman]

Who wouldn't

[@stormewlhamoskov6157]

Me to

[@JokeURL]

ok

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

Didnt know how you commented 1 hour before this released until i read your about me "i edit videos for a degenerate" lmfao

[@Scrufus]

For a second I thought this was payday 3 and started shivering my timbers

[@worf7680]

My favorite thing is when my shivers start timbering! Love it!

[@Web720]

Literally Shaking And Crying.

[@jstar3382]

You fucking jinxed it

[@Koalalover70]

I just wanna point out that that Chuck Norris is 83 years old

[@Explosivevortex]

Holy shit he is, what the fuck, I thought he was around 65 or something

[@nostrum7278]

@@Explosivevortex danny trejo is 78

[@theequalizer694]

@@nostrum7278 kings live a long time after all

[@DisgustingLazyEBeggingInbredsl]

@@Explosivevortex Take care of your body and health and that's generally the results.

[@fossymanplays]

Fun fact: Nasara (guy with the circular glasses) is voiced by Damion Poitier, who also voices Chains from Payday 2

[@8stormy5]

505 Games, who published this game, initially published Payday 2, but after Payday 2 had paid lootboxes jammed in the devs bought back their rights specifically to remove them. Explains why this game exists

[@sanguinedelight6464]

i was hoping you were being facetious but then i did some digging and you were rightt but OVK took the falll

[@B3llyk0]

@@sanguinedelight6464 payday 3 is coming out this year, so maybe it will come back again. Payday 2 with buddies is still fun as ever

[@sanguinedelight6464]

@@B3llyk0 having spent most of my 505 hours in Payday 2 by myself I agree its a goated game im lucky i started playing the pc version after they stopped the microtransactions stuff

[@branbelen8528]

​@@sanguinedelight6464same here i love setting up the crew with masks and weapons specifically for each job lmao just lovethe rush ofhokding a joint up after casing it idc how many times ive done it lol

[@sanguinedelight6464]

@@branbelen8528 mood!!

[@doppelganger7645]

We had left 4 dead and payday now we have back 4 blood and crime boss we truly are evolving just backwards

[@Dr.Oofers]

True

[@joshuavis2736]

Chuck Norris is so good that games become bad in his presence

[@JulienWasTaken]

btw there was a bug where the secretary ladies' clothes wouldnt have loaded in properly and it would just show fully modelled boobs, almost got a streamer banned too

[@moxierhythm]

Not a bug, definitely a feature

[@sanguinedelight6464]

reminds me of the guy who got banned because he snapped a shot of a female NPC in watchdogs,literally had fully detailed vag

[@JulienWasTaken]

@@sanguinedelight6464 based devs

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

This game has the same vibe of reenacting action movies with your friends and it just seems so fun for it.

[@BallOfSloop]

I hope overkill has a STACKED VA team like this but done right to do a bit of trolling, or a bad performance to troll even harder

[@recon1468]

Makes me actually want to play Payday 2

[@OrificeHorus]

Do it, is good game

[@recon1468]

@@OrificeHorus I've started from scratch 5 times, last time I played my save file became corrupted during prison nightmare

[@emist4141]

Dont, you will regret this

[@fairlywren3664]

Do it.

[@OrificeHorus]

@@recon1468 oof

[@Voxy-6]

damn, pyro is really mad about that day in TF2 ...

[@jaydaminion8304]

What day in tf2😂

[@sabot4104]

@@jaydaminion8304 le mass hallucinations

[@dudemp4]

​@@jaydaminion8304 August 27th

[@Cooldown59]

@damsen978nah bro it was simply a blackout

[@Hellfueled.]

@Damsen Respect him for being a coombrain? People don't automatically deserve to be respected.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

"We have Payday 2 at home" energy

[@Evanz111]

I’m so glad to see Pyro doing another video on Forspoken!

[@prismatica_official]

I like how the conversations between characters looks like one of those free storyboard animation programs you’d use for a middle school project. Shining example being 10:36

[@AvgNormalGuy]

yet again, Pyro does not put any form of information in the title

[@zSTALKn]

Huge Michael Madsen Drama would have done the job

[@ammagon4519]

Commentary channel makes the lowest effort imaginable and fanbase still surprised 😱😱

[@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa]

@@ammagon4519 too true

[@pooryamehdipoor8260]

It looks like the kind of game Michael's son would play in his room in gta 5

[@happydaze4934]

Pyrocynical when a game comes out:

[@rooster1610]

Honestly it's getting really tiring, I get it he does it for content but dude hates on literally every game that comes out and his only argument is "saying le bad is le funny" and then all of his fans agree with him simply because he said so, hell even I just plain agreed with him on everything until I started playing some of the games for myself and actually enjoyed them

[@chronica6457]

@@rooster1610 People have opinions breaking discovery

[@b2superbattledroid977]

​@@rooster1610 the games he says are shit are shit, sorry people have different opinions

[@ytnukesme1600]

@@rooster1610 I mean, he goes out of his way to play the worst sh!t on the market, it's like he enjoys dumpster diving or something.

[@dwightd.eisenhower2031]

@@rooster1610 well they’re all ass, so…

[@enterusername6953]

14:23 "Half the bags are in, that makes half to go. " 10/10 Dialogue

[@ottovonbismarck4497]

if only he voiced in it wouldve saved the entire game

[@_robo_2480]

This game is 100% percent used as an background game in a tv show

[@EE-iv5ej]

2:00 I am so happy that Pyro doesn't hide his preferences in women

[@Notllamalord]

the sad dallas impression from the mc was certainly something

[@kaan1361]

I love how they tried to copy the dentist (gus) from payday 2 and didn't even try to alter his voice or persona with that pager operative "Nasara" But in Payday it made sense as the dentist was an extremely ominous and powerful contractor who nobody knew nothing about that basically forced heisters to work for him. In here he's just an African wise man pushing unnecessary one liners through pager.

[@Dr.Oofers]

And funnily enough, he’s voiced by the same VA as Chains.

[@eragonfan360]

This sounds like they used AI to voice everyone

[@shagaru1234]

They forgot that payday 2 had a banger soundtrack to acompany the gameplay

[@3dblue255]

It's like the video game you'd see one of the actors play in the background of a movie

[@nman551]

This can’t be real, who would make this and say “Yeah that’s finished.”

[@sr.lontra]

The speed, sound and animations for this game are actually pretty good

[@rayvendes7427]

Hell yeah, i've been waiting for this one. Thanks, Pyro.

[@SomeRandomAndy]

didnt know they continued the back 4 blood franchise.

[@Bshmjdsdyk]

Your daily slop is what keeps me going pyro

[@PurpleTurtle-t4q]

this looks like a PS2 game that you'd play once and never touch it again

[@10pmmemes88]

I've yet to see pyro's pc handle ANY game with performance issues. Truly a gaming PC of all time

[@minicheff15]

Pyro is such a cute femboy

[@noskin7290]

so true

[@jadeanfe9336]

Dudde fr

[@jovanhardianto4658]

He look more like a twink

[@CheezeSpartan]

Indeed

[@arielchandia2]

Chubby femboy eboy

[@jirokure]

8:48 I closed my eyes and it feel like im watching some dbz abridged or something. So goofy.

[@tajee_y9936]

Considering that there are actually inflated furry games we now know that they aren’t his least favorite, confirming pyros deep dark fetish

[@xStarLynx]

@Damsen 🤓

[@Allukard353]

​@Damsen damn, bro. Like I get it, the comment was unfunny, but maybe calm down?

[@tajee_y9936]

@@Allukard353 unfunny is an understatement

[@outrider8569]

@Damsen bro you killed him....

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

Sseth proved Tribal Hunter is kinda good

[@thej2241]

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can make Crime Boss a good game

[@bdkurt]

I like how it's common practise now for games to be released in a terrible state

[@RUNFROMONYX]

14:29 The wheel of the van was inside the curb. This game is perfect in every way

[@Its_m3_dave]

Even the name makes it sound like a free app store mobile game

[@rarbnif2332]

Pyro should play more scuffed games this is hilarious lol

[@awuza7045]

"Payday the Rockay way!"

[@DN-LY]

I think the most telling thing about the game was when you were talking about Payday 2, I thought the background footage was pre-alpha footage of Payday 2 and not Crime Boss gameplay.

[@sheriffzard5149]

damn, they really made chuck norris sound like "Alright-" "ALRIGHT WHAT?" "We'll take back the fort 🤓"

[@DadsND]

That wings impression was too good, took me back to the good ol days. Big ups

[@jhx97]

thank you pyro, i really like seeing things again a day after charlie covers it

[@lesiuiuur123]

I slept through more than half of this video, yet i haven't miss anything in this game because there is nothing

[@Aidcaa]

This has the same vibe as mafia city ads

[@OverStrive2008]

Finally, He reviewed that crappy prequel for petscop, the one where you run a cafe tycoon with a "dark secret" and mascot horror elements. The cooking minigame was fun though

[@darkgotit6750]

I've seen stock unity shooters that look and play better

[@SOoshi_art]

This framerate struggling more than me at the gym for the first time

[@aeronidas3647]

How did they manage to fumble the game with this line up.

[@XCVBNMC]

90% of the games budget went on voice acting

[@RotcodFox]

I'm surprised he didn't notice the characters popping in at 14:39

[@SirVexStomper]

I feel like a lot of games start out running bad for pyro because he dropped like 3 screws in it while building it

[@The_Yote985]

Feels like Call of Juarez: The Cartel all over again

[@tjm2684]

No huge gaming drama :(

[@MrAnimeWolf]

Looking at the thumbnail, I thought this was gonna be a "Walker Texas Ranger" video game

[@nirikott]

Pyro sold out so hard he's never posting petscop 2

[@Aickelodeon]

The frames on this game are worse than someone running 130 different Fallout 4 mods at once.

[@Baaru]

The aliens are coming, weve been compromised

[@beanburritoman3537]

spit it out corporal

[@calebpribyl5152]

SPIT IT OUT CORPARAL!

[@10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi11]

Pyro conveniently forgetting that Danny was in Breaking Bad... Selective memory also making him forget about Petscop 2

[@Gaming_Legend2]

don't worry, chuck norris will fix this game, history says he punched the harddrive that contained this game to fix all bugs but the harddrive got obliterated and is being molecularly reconstructed by the devs to get the fixed version of the game

[@QuezzNor]

It feels exactly like "Grab that Auto 5"

[@zerphyxios]

I like how he refers to pd2 as "was" as if people arent making meta guides, receiving fairly big updates, and in general playing the game still

[@Tomiply]

I wish he didn't skip some of the cutscenes. They're so bad, it's hilarious.

[@Chom-Chom]

Chuck's voice sounds ai generated

[@wub9044]

10:15 I said this on stream when I was there, but... *Their delivery is so wooden, literal wood flies off them when getting punched.*

[@Alfiethegamerr]

It honestly feels like a mobile game

[@calebpribyl5152]

Discount payday (ding)

[@JacobTheCroc]

If a game is EGS exclusive, it's essentially dead on arrival.

[@wiiehsan1238]

Truly one of the games of quite some time

[@smokinjoel7186]

That wings of redemption joke was hilarious

[@Chalupa_Dawg]

Didn't know pyro made a game

[@Caydiem]

Why did all the real-life celebrities need to be there? Couldn't the devs just, you know, make their own unique and interesting characters from scratch?

[@joujou1450]

Why does pyro think that every 50 ish year old man is the g-man

[@YureiV1b3s]

The fact that as far as i know, 3 of these voice actors were in good call of duty games is kinda funny ngl

[@DeathRaidenx]

It's basically payday 2, but crime net became the only choosable option where you can only play on the easiest difficulty. Oh, and the objectives took too long for them so they made sure you can finish it during your coffee break

[@silkmilkman2485]

You can tell they really wanted the guy who speaks to you at the beginning of the heist to sound like the dentist

[@shshyie]

This game looks like it'd be one of those "Amazing new web3 Metaverse fps!!!!" Games nftbros try to shill

[@ethangabel5269]

I love how they have so many different voice actors from many medias and they even got Finn o Leary from bo2 in this game

[@SmotheryAxe1414]

Back 4 Blood but epic

[@Haydoss11]

It’s listed as GTA 5 in the description 😂

[@benjad92]

This game could have been decent if it was released in 2006

[@StridersBored]

It plays like a demo only focused on trying to push the graphics rather than actually making an enjoyable game

[@benjad92]

@@StridersBored I don't even think the graphics are that great for a 2023 game

[@Mango_mahogany]

Pyros facecam is always shot like dialogue in a wes Anderson film

[@ilyakusenco8151]

As a seasoned payday 2 player - this game has a lot of mechanics i want to see in Payday 3. I won't play this one, but i see a lot of good gameplay thingies that would be really appreciated in PD3

[@Epsonea_482]

So sad PyroLIVE could talk about his game like this

[@fulcrum6760]

“We need more C/B-list games like this!” No we don’t.

[@bulgarianreaper6587]

This game is proof that celebrity VA's means nothing. 9/10 it's a strategy to boost sales

[@Swope00]

upload a main channel vid lil bro

[@smugbowkid9919]

Why. Why can’t we just get a nicely made game that runs? Please?

[@FeuchteGurke]

Man pyro is really entertaining when playing a game, shame that he for some reason only does mid reaction content to which he can't add as much.

[@jstar3382]

Because he has to make daily content to make money so he can make good content

[@alanbossdon1386]

When the last good content was 5 months ago, it becomes annoying.

[@FeuchteGurke]

@@jstar3382 Everyone needs money to do what they want to do, but I don't think it justifies inherently unethical business practices. You can't just say "I need money" and then be a lazy content creator for 5 months.

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

​@@FeuchteGurke he is literally working on a Cruelty Squad video right now.