Quantum Break Angry Review

[@IwinTHEGAMEOFTHRONES]

Other Joe watches 22 minute cutscene: "Well that was a pretty long cutscene" Metal Gear Solid fans: "That's cute"

[@jdmlntr]

xD damn true

[@Osean_Kitty]

ha!

[@NoroGameplays]

+DragonbornX45 No wonder, since metal gear solid cutscenes are usually REALLY kick ass, hell just look at metal gear solid 4

[@tracevideoproductions]

At least those were good and fulfilling ha

[@crozraven]

well, too bad that was not exactly applied in MGSV though

[@JaseAnimates]

RIP Joes.

[@xiii0722]

+KeeperOfPork XD

[@ClunkerSlim]

All the Joe-Haters finally had their dream come true!

[@jofdel]

+ClunkerSlim how come?

[@ClunkerSlim]

JoffGamingProff Because they watched him get shot in the head half a dozen times!

[@mickael486]

+HUGEDINDONG The game sucks. deal with it.

[@opiuy8]

Quantum break? More like immersion break

[@dayp68gaming20]

lol

[@Y0uKnowMyName]

+Maverick Mckee ....you ruined it. you ruined it and I'm going home.

[@vinylaccord2742]

+You know my name. butthurt

[@chaotixrafael1]

+You know my name. nice tfs reference

[@brucelston]

+Philip Reilly LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you win the internet for today. xD

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

Wait, if Joe kills himself, wouldn't that mean the Joes of the future would not exist? Paradox!!!

[@Locoman4000]

Unless they were Joes from parallel dimensions.

[@JinchK]

Locoman4000 that's true

[@yeetbeet7752]

Hat Man lol I love how we are discussing a skit so thoroughly! I love this community so much.

[@sabalghoo]

We need to call Star labs. They have a lot of experience with this stuff.

[@huey6248]

Hat Man that's the while point, he knew his fate would be sealed otherwise, after joe killed himself the black hole likely came into play creating a rip in time since we already saw future joe, duh

[@VeggieGamer]

I don't know why, but I suddenly feel like buying a Nissan! 0_0

[@tambettammisto7423]

lol

[@tigor5695]

+Veggie Gamer ayy lmao

[@thomasfredrickson6298]

The power of product placement- Making you Buy Shit that You Don't Really Need!

[@thomasfredrickson6298]

***** and Energizer Batteries! Courtesy of Alan Wake!

[@TonySki]

+Veggie Gamer And a Nokia phone and Surface tablet! Wait, I've already got those.

[@shakefan1484]

1/10 Not enough Nissans.

[@brazwen]

+ShakeFan14 Nissan/10

[@marcossonicracer]

needs more Nii-Sans XD

[@TheBrutalSax]

-IGN

[@212th]

Fuck Nissans. We need more Toyotas

[@Vertutame]

right, The game is so Nissan that it won't stop Nissaning you in a crucial moment like chase scene Nissan which has Nissan background and Nissan car parking. No nissan is being hurt in the making.

[@levthederg]

When it came to watching the cutscenes and episodes I loved how everyone uses a Windows Nokia phone, Surface Pro, and are driving a Nissan.

[@gelmir7322]

+Louis Ayers What do you expect from M$ next generation ad spamming device?

[@levthederg]

gelyn miranda Yuh

[@oneandonlyjark]

+Louis Ayers because Apple buys out product placement on everything else.

[@mobilespace877]

+Jarrett R.K. Apple doesn't pay for product placement.

[@oneandonlyjark]

LOL ok. Someone wants their stuff all over small and big screens; less today than it was back before 2010-11.

[@navarrolevel7]

Joe, you’re so lucky to be hanging out with Other Joe all the time

[@ArchangelExile]

You gay?

[@GermanGamer1177]

so should we call it....quantum broken?

[@WH250398]

YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH

[@TheZboy47]

shut up carlos

[@Ko700el]

+RandomDude Quantum Fail

[@fish1389]

condom break

[@archaicanarchy8382]

Condom Broken

[@byrk7219]

Quantum Break? More like Quantum Break Your Immersion.

[@justinjames2763]

L

[@byrk7219]

Nah m8, W.

[@justinjames2763]

Noothan Drooke the Blooke tru

[@TheBrutalSax]

Immersion Break

[@byrk7219]

MasterGameplay Yes. Quality meme 11/10.

[@ayadpolis6860]

I like bad games because I get to have 30 minutes of life be amazing when AngryJoe reviews the games

[@Bloodhurl67]

-.-

[@maxmendoza4377]

Got something on your nose there

[@RR-wz1cl]

+Ayad Polis I can relate :D

[@ryanthegamer1894]

+Ayad Polis I love when he does bad game reviews it's so funny

[@sirlancelottington3035]

+Taylor Sparks :3

[@Memoonk]

Your opening skit was more entertaining then the game.

[@ionwolffer4157]

Agreed....i enjoyed that way more than game! Lol

[@QuanLovesGaming]

More character development too

[@sharpshoota8274]

@@QuanLovesGaming haha yup! All those joes had a good and different character arc

[@mikesanders8621]

I love Remedy so I bought this recently just for the lore prep for Alan Wake 2. I couldn't finish it. The combat is so fucking repetitive and the characters are beyond dull. It's their worst game to date.

[@therealMrA]

Superman has kryptonite. Quantum Break guy has doors.

[@James-qk9ql]

Andrew A his name is jack joyce

[@holamoco]

@@James-qk9ql no one cares

[@James-qk9ql]

@@holamoco someone does

[@holamoco]

@@James-qk9ql sure

[@mathunit1]

@@holamoco James: Well fuck you too.

[@DuelistRL]

It makes sense Xbox would release a game that feels like TV -_______-

[@soyspicepod1547]

LOL

[@AgustinCuca]

+Pet Shop LOL!

[@thatoneguy6150]

But arent playstation games practically movies though?

[@TheLongshot1234]

+Thatoneguy movies have better production value than tv shows

[@TheTurbanator123]

Throwback

[@sovereigngaming724]

Motion Blur is a travesty in any game it's put into. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to add Motion Blur when your eyes naturally create their own 100% super realistic Blur Effect.

[@corey2444]

Ikr

[@TarnishedGaming85]

+Sovereign Gaming Camera motion blur is necessary at 30FPS because it makes camera movement feel more "fluid" than it actually is.

[@UberPanzerhund]

Actually, light emitting screens don't quite make a "blur" effect like in real life, so motion blur is necessary. It's because the objects on screens aren't really moving, it's just lights changing color at different refresh rates.

[@symphonyofaria]

+Sumeet S You can never ever justify motion blur.

[@BoarhideGaming]

Dying Light on console was the worst thing I've ever experienced: Motion blur, film grain and 30 FPS. It felt like I was being stabbed in the eyes over and over

[@Superman-nc8mq]

Would it be considered a crime if you kill another version of you?

[@aceclover758]

If you take the life of yourself, to save yourself, is it still murder?

[@y2kplus9]

I heard this quite from Suzaku in Yu Yu Hakusho, when he sacrifices his cloned selves to save himself. XD

[@sloesty]

Commiting suicide is a crime, so yes...

[@aceclover758]

sloesty So someone who fails to kill themselves goes to jail? XD That just makes it worse for them

[@sloesty]

Activision, the con artists I'm pretty sure they get help.

[@jasontodd4925]

53 dislike and it's only been 17 minutes no one finished the video yet.

[@boomidctv6017]

lmaooo

[@antonylandrymoreau2274]

+Jason Todd They came back in time to dislike that video. ;)

[@ragegoria]

inb4 dislikers didn't even bother to watch the video after the intro because they got salty.

[@uruwow8]

1000 likes... no one finished the video yet... people like and dislike for the channel not the contents of said channel...

[@NikkisGamingChannel]

Joe sucks

[@volty2pump]

This game reminds me of another even better game where a normal guy gets super powers from an explosion and then another version of himself comes back to fuck your shit up, and that game is the original infamous for ps3

[@volty2pump]

Comes back from the future

[@rymiledge893]

you know you can edit your original comment right?

[@joaopedrom5365]

+Rymiledge only on PC , you can't do that with Android and IOS

[@volty2pump]

+João Pedro João thanks for that mate

[@volty2pump]

+Rymiledge and what was that about editing my comment? What did you mean

[@thatoneguywithasemi-longna5271]

Quantum Break has longer cutscenes than Metal Gear!

[@JojyAsmir]

I take it back. MGS 4 has a 71 minute cut scene. I forgot. I thought the longest were about 20 minutes for some reason. Guess I need to replay the entire series now.

[@WH250398]

How cute.

[@thatoneguywithasemi-longna5271]

+WH250398 wat?

[@WH250398]

CrazedGamer Metal Gear Solid has way longer cutscenes

[@CrazeeAdam]

Lol except Metal Gear's cutscenes are actually interesting xD

[@Gggmanlives]

From the very first gunfight in the game I knew the shooting sucked and it didn't get any better later on.

[@seedad117]

Gggmanlives wait I know you...

[@artmanrom]

bugs bunny :) From the Half Life game series

[@josemartin598]

Like drakes uncharted

[@KhayJayArt]

Gggmanlives Chuck that shit off the planet, boi.

[@WH250398]

@@josemartin598 You mean the first Uncharted game?

[@nayancat5321]

Crapgamer gave it a 9.75/10 just because it was an Xbox game

[@TheMamaluigi300]

So if it wasn't, it would be worse than Superman 64?

[@jyatsko89]

+Gwad5593 Lol, as a PC, Xbox One, and PS4 owner and gamer myself, lemme tell ya that there's tons and tons of those idiotic fanboys like that, on every gaming medium, be it the PC master race dickriders, or console fanatic fanboys. Doesn't matter what platform ya choose to use bro, they're all equally full of fucktards like that. Though, as the majority of my gaming is on my PC usually, I've noticed the PC fanboys and community in general puts either console's community to shame in how bad it is for the most part...for example, you think CoD chat/lobby talk is bad on either console? Lmao, come play some on PC with me...way, way worse. tldr; you can't escape the idiots and insane fanboys, just play what you already are still/whatever you like most.

[@rooplal5152]

+Gwad5593 I recommend getting Doom on your PS4

[@Ethanaria]

Don't trust crap gamer reviews. If Xbox sold a literal piece of shit he would treat it like the second coming of Jesus

[@bulgarianreaper6587]

WOW what an moron I'm sorry but 9.75 just because it was an XBOX game wow just wow

[@Di3g0g0tzyn]

Seems that the game Singularity did a better job than this.

[@eX8jbn]

Exactly

[@denzelromero4796]

Not sure how. I don't remember the plot of singularity at all but at least that was a entire game I guess

[@AgustinCuca]

yep

[@123x234]

that was a crazy game

[@quintonthevillain2745]

+Diego Santos Singularity was a damn solid game with insane combat sometimes, good stuff that. Same deal for "Time Shift" really (only even more crazy).

[@manospondylus]

The Nissan part was hilarious!

[@12457899tjie]

+Disappointed Turtle *parts

[@manospondylus]

+Ezekiel Tjie *Nissan*

[@thefloatingprince2933]

Nissan/10

[@12457899tjie]

I DO JUEGOS I was just joking, mate. Seriously. I was making fun of the fact that the game was filled with tons of Nissan product placements lol

[@12457899tjie]

I DO JUEGOS It's alright, mate. No offense taken

[@ajrm620]

This game is sponsored by Nissan.

[@S1nwar]

how is that even a problem?

[@Rollbrand370]

I hate Nissan

[@pnut3844able]

S1nwar bc Nissan is trash. Their CVT transmission is junk and will put them out of business if they keep using it

[@adamgreensides948]

Except they pronounce it nessan it's nissan

[@jacobxiaolong9104]

OF all the car manufacturers Remedy could've chose, they chose...NISSAN, not Toyota, Not Honda, Not Subaru, BUT NISSAN.

[@DeadDancers]

If the ending is always the same, why even bother playing?

[@jimbogreen7029]

You could make that argument for most games though...

[@DeadDancers]

True, but most games aren't built on time travel and the potential for change inherent within.

[@denzelromero4796]

Idk, this game follows the time travel theory that no matter what, you can't change the outcome of events.

[@DeadDancers]

Yeah, I get that and that's cool and all (in a 'the only things you can change - such as your presence on the other side of an otherwise closed door - are actually how it always was' kind of way) but it's also such a let down. Most games don't give us choices, some games give us the illusion of choice and then some games give us multiple choices that genuinely change the ending of the game.. This is a game with huge potential for choice that not only doesn't give you any, it strips out even the illusion by making it painfully clear that nothing you do matters. I dunno why it's sticking in my teeth, why it can't just be a story about how time can't be changed (except for time-enabled trespassing). Maybe games like Life is Strange have made me expect more.

[@denzelromero4796]

+DeadDancers Meh , multiple endings are forced

[@gbates515]

Those episode clips are cringe worthy as fuck..

[@logego9437]

+Garrett You mean ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Fringe! Lance Reddick, owning all scenes

[@Blackswordman001]

What the fuck is up with everyone suddenly starting to say cringe ?! Talk about people being being super easy susceptible to words used in mainstream media...

[@Domedar]

+Blackswordman cringe

[@Drako1777]

+SCDomedar are you a child? What are tying to do?

[@hinasakukimi]

+Blackswordman low key cancerous edgy cringe on fleek

[@Pheonix2450]

That moment when Microsoft and their fans thought this would be Xbox's "The Last of Us"

[@tamiabossmorton2111]

LOL

[@Rusticmood]

you mean Microsoft's uncharted damn I feel sorry for them when Uncharted 4 comes out shits gonna hit the fan

[@callanharvey2293]

+Phoenix2450 LMFAO

[@jamesdavidson9327]

I never had high expectations for this game. Im too busy playing skyrim on PC

[@GrayTempest]

+Adam Jensen Lol

[@TravisBroski]

You gotta feel so bad for large youtubers covering these kinds of games. Big games that are talked about and then they actually make a play through of it... Poor guys...

[@RyanOConnell02]

newLEGACY boy poor brad

[@jeromebushrid4074]

Woah a fellow big boi out In the wild

[@CabezasDePescado]

most large youtubers are shit actually

[@cheriftekouk7870]

+yutube jode not AngryJoe he saved me from shitty games about 5 times already

[@KarasuNoGoh]

I feel a lot worse for developpers making a great game and getting trashed by idiots who probably didn't even get the story.

[@DualWieldedEggrolls]

15:20 And I thought Storm Troopers had the worst aim ever.

[@fierywolverine5044]

If joe killed his future self, Is it suicide, or murder?

[@juanpijimenez9850]

Both?

[@patrick-davidwalker650]

suicide is murder.

[@elroyscout]

Murd-cide

[@manospondylus]

The real question is, is it masturbation, if he fucks his future self?

[@elroyscout]

+Lee Hessey that's a little excessive...

[@lizerman74]

I tried to watch a playthrough of the game and about died of boredom.

[@arvinnassiri007]

not when watching joe play it

[@bryant7542]

R.I.P

[@Merlaut715]

I didn't wanna spoil the whole game for myself so only watched a few of GhostRobo's vids on this game. I was only put off by Jack Joyce. I found him to be quite generic which is unusual for Remedy protagonists.

[@glenworley991]

DetiXSniPeZ stop

[@NoGamerYouKnow]

I was abit too unitl I got later in the game story is cool cut scenes are interactive.. alot of them..and you can skip..yes they have a skip button..lol..

[@CatherineTakamaki]

im gonna be honest, i loved this game, even the 40 min cutscenes, even my dad loved these cutscenes, even though he,s not into these types of games. This game reminds me alot of timeless

[@NeroAngeloGR]

Finished it an hour ago since it's on game pass and i loved the cutscenes and the live action series. The gameplay was complimentary and mediocre at best.

[@mortimus27]

@@NeroAngeloGR same here! Finished the Remedy games and it has been a ride!! (Control is awesome)

[@Corvus-uh2db]

They should've just made it into a show instead of a videogame.

[@keobaker4232]

Same with control not the best reviews but i liked it

[@ralphwarom2514]

Lovely game. I wanted to watch the show XD Gameplay was meh. Story was great.

[@fullmetalarshole]

how to play quantum break. 1. buy game 2. play game 3.realize it's shit 4. make a time machine 5.go back in time before you bought the game. 6. buy dark souls 3 instead

[@ElixirChallenge]

7. Fuck yo bitch

[@lucyr7573]

+fullmetalarshole dark souls 3 is great! just really punishing if you don't memorize dodge timing and stuff.

[@Fatheroftearsx]

what is with the Dark Souls 3 cult on here granted it's a fun game but shilling this hard usually means you're getting paid for it

[@tn9711]

+Michael Tepes I think it is just because that we (the Dark Souls community) don't feel like DSIII is not getting the attention that it deserves

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

Another option is buying Cuphead

[@cyberkek4115]

Time Shift. The best game with time control

[@Virgatelamb319]

+Штурмовик You the man!! XD

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

+Штурмовик superhot

[@buu678]

+Штурмовик but does it have nissans?

[@ComradeTomatoTurtle]

Time shift final boss was garbage though. And the pointless quad they let you ride, soooo cool a quad OMG.

[@STOTTINMAD]

replying just to say hell yeah. loved that game

[@samb123078]

Why all the Alan Wake Easter eggs? It just reminded me that Remedy wasted their time making Quantum Break instead of Alan Wake 2.

[@X_Jack1995_X]

true

[@shiershark6397]

+Bins Wanger Maybe it was some of the devs' way of saying that they'd rather do AW2 but someone from the higher ups was like "Noooo, we gonna do this thing! It's absolutely flawless, what could go wrong!" so they made all those EEs to pretty much tell the players, "Sorry for this load of crap. Just go buy one of our older games and play that instead of this."

[@ss_minno_johnsonxoxo7170]

+Bins Wanger The only good thing about getting Quantum Break is you get Alan Wake for free.

[@samb123078]

+Steven Shilling I brought AW on day one and it is still one of my favorite games. That's what makes Quantum Break so disappointing. Sam Lake basically confirmed that QB was the reason AW2 wasn't getting made. AW2 was shelved.... For this!!?? It makes me sad and angry. It makes me sandgry!!!

[@samb123078]

+TechnAmateur Alan Wake just didn't sell well was the main jist of Lake's interview. Doesn't mean it didn't have its fans. I rank it up there as one my all time favorites.

[@NujuBIONICLE]

i have been manipulating time since 2003 with the Prince of Persia Sands of Time. Nothing original.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

NujuBIONICLE well nothing is really original when you think about it

[@adnanasif9538]

Erasmo Martinez Take that back !!

[@Thomas-te2lg]

Blinx: The Time Sweeper was manipulating time before Prince of Persia.

[@WH250398]

@@EASM90 Excuse me??? Sands of Time was pretty bloody amazing!

[@blank003]

@@EASM90 which one did u play?

[@bernardrednix756]

wait, if joe kill himself in the past how did he was able to go back in time?

[@brokeboy3478]

Inception

[@corey2444]

+Nick Nickels No paradox

[@harshil_26]

+Bernard Rednix well ... nice one :P

[@FeatheredCrow]

Parallel timelines

[@ShadowDuty7]

+Bernard Rednix His future selves are what made him kill himself .3.

[@MrGlenbw]

22:57 - You really nailed it, Angry Joe! By the time you mention 'TV budgets', half of your fingers just suddenly disappear!

[@mattdobz]

So it's trying to be like an American network TV show? You know, that crap where they drag plots and throw in random shit over a 26 episode season?

[@sxnses]

Or like a British network TV show, you know how the plot talks about queen elizabeth, as if having a princess prince and queen isn't outdated, what is this 1291?

[@billystrife7049]

+Demar DeLowry Reeeekt.

[@2023PerfectDark]

+Demar DeLowry DAMN!

[@asensijj7282]

+Demar DeLowry Yeah, let's pretend that stuff like Downton Abbey isn't insanely popular in the US. Or Maybe you wanna talk about all the British shows that get some shoddy american remake, or how it never happens the other way around for obvious reasons?

[@bitmylip5205]

+mattdobz oh and Canada network tv shows don't?

[@gothpunk702]

The real life TV cutscenes were so unnecessary. They were mostly boring, low budget and the acting wasn't even that great. Less of that bullshit and more gameplay is what gamers want!

[@Bloodhurl67]

The acting is so cringing

[@licoricelain2514]

bj milburn you forgot The Expanse.

[@terrell7157]

@Gokhan Gamer hmmmm yes u can so

[@terrell7157]

@Gokhan Gamer jut press b

[@MisterFahrenheit]

*Wee-Man will **_never_** die.* #WeeMan4ever

[@imasiontist653]

#weeman4ever

[@shahiranzaman2259]

#WeeMan4president

[@howthecookiecrumbles2527]

You forgot about glitchy leg man!

[@johnathanalvizar9820]

Dude I swear to Christ last Friday I was at an iron maiden concert and wee man was sitting right in front of me. 😂

[@cwatson42785]

To bad the actual wee man just died on a jet ski.

[@TYBERIUS777]

One of the laziest things that game devs do today is use little collectible based systems that have the story locked in them. It's so lazy and requires more effort from the consumer and less from the dev. You can see it in the Halo 5 recordings, the destiny grimoire, the Quantum Break collectibles, and the division time flashbacks. What used to be a cool little Easter Egg for fans that want a little more depth in the story has now become a way for game devs to bypass an actual story experience and world building and just allows them to say "it's there! You just gotta collect 12 ghosts, or notepads, or covenant recordings, or memories". It's lazy and unless we let game devs know that we don't like this kind of storytelling then it's going to continue.

[@ChloeCinema]

Not everyone feels the same way. I like finding little things that add to the world building, but aren't totally necessary.

[@TYBERIUS777]

+Zombie Ducklings no you don't understand. They are good when the story is not locked behind them. It's fine if they expand the story a little bit more but when they take the place of one, there is a problem.

[@ChloeCinema]

Ty Holcomb Okay, I agree there.

[@jasonfajardo8109]

+Ty Holcomb I could tell you.... but I wont hehehehe.

[@TheUltimoSniper]

Murdered: Soul Suspect had a similar system, but it does it right. You devote your time to finding them, it tells you how many of them are still left to find, and you have the opportunity to return if you didn't find them the first time.

[@slampog]

not worth pirating

[@multiHKZ]

Ikr

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

+slampog Not worth buying either.

[@BreachingTBone]

damn. that's like the ultimate insult.

[@ofensatul]

+BreachingTBone indeed :)

[@fomalhaut6258]

At 60+ GB at Skidrow, yeah. I'd rather pirate porn.

[@SabbyNeko]

I saw this review and was pretty uninterested, but the Super Best Friendcast actually made the game sound pretty okay. I finally decided to try it. I uninstalled after 3 hours. How can it be this dull? It's a time shooter. How did you fuck it up? And why are the time effects so garish and busy? It's like every time something interesting happens, it's hidden behind a blender full of glass and sand. I like the effect, but it just covers everything. I hate it. I hate this game.

[@bossedup957]

exactly. an half the time you can't even use your power. just walking. bullshit game

[@omarsabir1210]

+Mike Johnson. Xbox sucks at exclusives only 2 good Exclusives games this year its grand turismo 3 and gears of war 4

[@bossedup957]

+omar IsHere got both. but fuck this game

[@Theriot6592]

If you want a good time-manipulation based shooter that's an actual fucking GAME, play Timeshift or Singularity.

[@Adoring-Fan]

Sabbat-X I

[@prestongarvey5620]

How about you review your own competence and skill as a general of the Minutemen instead? 1/10

[@RasoKye]

stfu preston.

[@WaveGazer]

+Preston Garvey Don't you even fucking try to tell me about a settlement that needs my help.

[@lvl5Vaporeon]

Go back to fluffy's videos Preston

[@richardcrump7886]

+Preston Garvey Tell me there's a ghoul problem at tenpines bluff one more time, I dare you.

[@KapitanPazur1]

+Preston Garvey How about quest with delivering item "My fist" into location called "Your face" ?

[@CRAM079]

honestly joe. it seems like you started this game expecting to hate on it and nitpick it. i know you did say you were going to be bias but that still dosnt seem fair. also the game isnt a cover based shooter, its an action one, your not ment to spend long amounts of time in cover.

[@pockethugoodss]

I believe that his opinion is quite honest and fair

[@blue3895]

+ベラグ ジョン If its not a cover based shooter than why does it have a cover system?

[@isaidwe]

+ベラグ ジョン I thought his rating of 5/10 was generous. It looks more like a 4/10 to me.

[@jhinbro7588]

+ベラグ ジョン aww xtwat cant take an opinion nothing new

[@Usenabt]

just looking at the gameplay makes me not want to buy it. it really is an average game.

[@2fast404]

Quantum Break is a good game, just not for everyone. If you love a good story or love Max Payne and Alan Wake, get the game because its basically Max Payne with Alan wake storytelling. Also I dont think Joe understood what the gameplay was. IT IS NOT A COVER BASED SHOOTER, the cover is supposed to be used while running around using your time powers. That is why you still take damage if you sit behind cover.

[@DanTruong10-13-95]

+2fast agreed. though not for $60. would be best to wait till a price drop comes. Probably be good to get it around $30

[@2fast404]

Dan Truong ya, $40 or $30 is a way better price for this game.

[@KamikazeChinaman]

+2fast Nah.

[@misterscratch7]

+2fast you dare to compare 2 great games like MP and AW with this game?? please nope. MP and AW have great stories...this is just a regular story

[@hancholo5897]

quantum break is boring. I honestly thought I was playing watch dogs. copy paste diarrhea

[@shady4091]

"Some cut scenes are so long that your controller actually turns off, thinking that you're done playing the game... While you are playing the game..." lmao

[@Alex_FRD]

The thumbnail says it all.

[@Metalguy40]

It's a door! Not a god! C'mon comrades!

[@PikaLink91]

The best part about this game.... is the free Alan Wake download that comes with it xD

[@terrell7157]

U mean the xbox

[@kaiju-dr5qn]

@@terrell7157 well not really. Alan wake is available for free if u purchase this game. And plus the great thing about xbox one is that it is backward compatible which allows some xbox 360 games being playable in xbox one but depending on the lists that is available.

[@lazyuniverse4932]

Sort of like saying here. Have a better game instead of playing this shit. We're sorry we made it

[@yeppyepp111]

Played Control last week and eefffing loved it ! Did some research and thought this game was going to be good , boi was i wrong ! Gave up the after my first door , cutscene and “big” gunfight. Thank god for game pass

[@Catalion100]

it will have be funy if the final boss was a door

[@daze-telltaleshtposts5488]

lmao

[@scifirealism5943]

Catalion 100 I don't get it

[@lolno7283]

well you not watch the review fully

[@kaizo917]

shut up

[@Thai101full]

well , they made us fight home fourniture in Control...

[@stafomosakez]

is it possible there was a shitty tv show already filmed that was canceled so they made a game around it to recoop losses?

[@Zzerberus]

+Ruben Moralez Interesting thought come to think of it

[@amiibler]

Cool theory, but developing a game takes much more time and money than making a TV show (Given the production value of what's in Quantum Break)

[@fishels3895]

No. It was actually planned to have a tv show to go along with the game. As in on actual tv

[@stafomosakez]

That makes sense to me. playing alongside a tv show in a "multi media spanning experience" seems how this was planned out.

[@Grom84]

+Ruben Moralez Most likely that was the case)

[@therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009]

"Launching exclusively on Xbox One..." *announced for PC*

[@mikeoxlong567]

+doc Son they do that shit for almost every xbox one exclusive

[@ethdsththwethr7220]

+doc Son well I mean, Microsoft=pc

[@TheXerameia]

+Yami No Michi o Aruku Kare we are way past that point, xbox one = useless, only ps4 and nintendo have exclusives (and ps4 only the sony games and some sports games are exclusives). xbox one is the pcmaster race beta test machine.

[@therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009]

Fuck the PC master race

[@mikeoxlong567]

Yami No Michi o Aruku Kare yeah pretty much, I only got an xbox one for rare replay and gears 4.

[@sandyshores3891]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAN!!! xD

[@ahmedcr768]

Yessss lol

[@sandyshores3891]

ahmed cr7 ha ha, weeeeeeeeeeee. xD

[@nazra6977]

WEE MAN DOOZ NAAT DIE! WEE MAN WILL LIVE 4EVERRRR

[@fabiannaibaf4791]

+Naz Ra' what?

[@sandyshores3891]

Naz Ra' MAKE YOUR OWN WEEEEEEE MAN!!! xD

[@Jm-ki4su]

As a budding writer myself, i loved Alan Wake. It was a cool experience and i heavily recommend it to anyone who appreciates a good story.

[@slyngn7847]

The last boss battle should have been a door lol.

[@ng-lr4nl]

So what are you gonna review next? I recommend Rachet and Clank

[@cooker-product1162]

Yaaaassss

[@dxBIGBOSSxb]

He said he wouldreview R&C.

[@careyunknown3449]

in the middle of playing that right now..pretty damn gorgeous..fun

[@leonGarciaification]

+Big Boss a much better game and 30bucks cheaper

[@sirrparker47]

+Big Boss When?

[@blackgod59]

this should be on the top disappointing games of 2016

[@thsudy]

+blackgod59 im still waiting for the top controversies of 2015

[@LostForever201]

whenever I see a game getting hyped I never EVER fucking buy it on release I did it once with BF4............

[@danrg26]

+thsudy its all gonna be about konami lol

[@rhackett25]

+Fractured Dawn I only buy Rockstar games and Naughty Dog games on release. As they have never let me down ..

[@PerfectlyUselessComment]

+Fractured Dawn BF3 was strong so it was an understandable mistake. I bought watchdogs.... what a mistake.

[@chasecrappel9480]

I LOVED this game, the worse part about it was just the combat. I got tired of killing things over and over and the higher end enemies were ridiculous to play against. Got it for $30 so I think it was a great buy.

[@WarMachineGuy09]

I really hope you review uncharted 4 but play 1 2 and 3 first.

[@ehwhhed4239]

YES!!!

[@MrCrazyduck22]

+cesar diego He gave The Last of Us Remastered a 10/10, same developers as well. Also a PlayStation exclusive. It will make sense since he just reviewed an Xbox one exclusive.

[@FarkyJ]

+cesar diego i just played the collection. well it shows game were way more in that days.

[@Bloodhurl67]

Obviously he's gonna review the game. If the game is under the radar then he's not review it like far cry primal for example.

[@zachiga]

The last of us and uncharted are actually one of the main reasons I got a ps4, but I ended up keeping an Xbox one just for halo, forza, and a few other games, they both have their pros and their cons, I love both for what they offer

[@salokin3087]

Remedy...From Max Payne to Quantum Break... What happened? :'(

[@samueltolbert5724]

They made an even better game?

[@DracoMonge]

+Samuel Tolbert no... They done fucked up! (just kidding)

[@disorderrgv]

Microsoft.

[@ketandeepdhaliwal3197]

+Krimzin yes

[@AlxFM91]

+Krimzin No, Rockstar did.

[@KennethEspericueta340]

So this is The Order 1886 for Xbox?

[@JimTheKnight01]

+Kenneth Espericueta lmao yup, xcept ps4 players went meh when it came out

[@slongiovani2049]

Yes, but better

[@CountArtorias]

Yes, but without gameplay.

[@PlayStation360Gamer]

Yes but this time with Classic Metal Gear Solid cutscene length tv show segments.

[@vigintiundecim1364]

I can't say much about Quantum Break but I really enjoyed The Order 1886 despite it's flaws.

[@jkadoodle]

They really thought the future of gaming was watching TV

[@brando3342]

@jkadoodle I just played this and I actually really enjoyed it. It was a neat little gimmick I thought. Nothing ground breaking or anything and I didn’t bother reading barely any of the stupid emails haha apart from that it was fun.

[@stardustdragonx3612]

@@brando3342 You're part of the reason why we get shit games like this.

[@brando3342]

@@stardustdragonx3612 ACG also said it was a buy, so I agree with him. He’s a much better reviewer than Joe too.

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

@@stardustdragonx3612 Yeah how dare he actually enjoy a video game that's so messed up man

[@ThisIsCool45]

I assumed they were cashing in the hype of PS's story heavy games, but got carried away by making it too much of a tv series that gets cancelled after 1 season.

[@DRnobody29]

and Xbox fans were saying , it is gonna be the last of us of Xbox

[@biteme5043]

nah lou is to good

[@joshuastanford5896]

+Deadking As an xbox fan, I would never say that lol, LOU is in a different league than this shit.

[@candyrootbeer]

+Deadking nobody said that. It was some reviewer.

[@DroxKnows]

I was a bit skeptical. I wasn't naive enough to think it would be up to par with the last of us. Not surprised but a little disappointed that Quantum Break didn't live up to the hype. Guess I'll try it out once it's free with Gold

[@w3r0ification]

You mean the ponies said kill zone was a halo killer? I'm still wait say what biiaaatch?

[@Hammerhead547]

The Nissan logo on that car at 23:20 or so looks like it was pasted onto the model after the fact.

[@guiltyoregano7131]

Order 1886 of xbox

[@shintenku]

man I agree but at lest the order had cool weapons , better Graphics , I know it sucks but it was way better that this shit

[@pjn2432]

Oppa Oppa Order 1886 was way worse! Even though this also sucked bad...

[@Eatera]

Erasmo Martinez no just no

[@rockstar5274ify]

But order is still better

[@xxroosti929]

I view this 2020 and love it. I watch so much angry reviews multiple times and it never gets boring... Thanks for that Joe! By the way the opening is so good 😂

[@justleft2692]

I liked how the show gave us more backstory into the character motivations and how it allowed you to choose your own adventure, I liked how it affected the story in different ways . I only wish combat was less repetitive and that I didn't have to spend so much time looking for the notes/Intel. I'd still replay it just to see the different choices affect eachother.

[@sarazol]

Angry Joe: Saving the money of gamer's since 2008.

[@Merlaut715]

Joe's just entertaining, to me, I don't watch/read reviews to help me decide on a game.

[@Merlaut715]

***** Correction: I did once...for the 1st Two Worlds game since I wanted the 2nd game, but was unsure if the 1st one was worrth gettin' as well. But still, I mainly rely on gameplay vids & demos.

[@Ch4oTiK]

20:41 that wasn't a glitch, you were stuck in a time loop! ...

[@ScarletAlly]

lol

[@omarsabir7859]

he was being sarcastic ya dumb fuck

[@Ch4oTiK]

Lol oh trust me friend, you're the dumb fuck. Totally missed the joke, considering the game is about time.

[@DisDatK9]

+Omar Sabir your life must be pretty sad with no sense of humor.

[@eddiehimself]

Honestly, there is a level in Dishonored 2 that uses the mechanic of time travel to get through the level SO much better than this game, and it's not even the main focus of the game lol.

[@downfromthereeefters]

Yo that game was so cool. And yeah that mansion level was very well done. Super cool gameplay to sneak up behind a guard while you’re in the future, switch to past, choke him, then quickly get out of sight. Awesome!

[@Jidcruz1]

Titanfall 2 also has a Mission like that as well. I wish Game Devs actually revisit Time Travel Games that affect the story but keeps the adrenaline action.

[@محمدخضيرمحسنمسائي]

But dishonored 2 did it good,l love the game

[@ther3ap3r86]

@@Jidcruz1 I liked that mission

[@sbkMulletMan]

Many Joes died to bring us this information...

[@jdmlntr]

Press F to pay respects

[@alphads2000]

meh Sunset overdrive is a better xbox exclusive :D and now is free in games with gold!!!

[@lzredwood8798]

Ikr :D

[@PrizedOpinion]

+H4CK1UM liked QB way more than sunset overdrive

[@doofy3111]

True

[@scar432]

+H4CK1UM dood that game is legit super fun

[@PrizedOpinion]

***** man people who comment on youtube are so immature.

[@bigb3598]

the edit at the intro was amazing

[@TheCheckerknight]

I feel like a minority here, but I absolutely LOVE this game. Maybe I play games wrong, for more of a narrative experience, but I was fully integrated into this story. The 20min show thing was a bit obnoxious, I do agree with Joe on the "Why" aspect of it being done, and if you don't know about it ahead of time then you will really be thrown through a loop and hate it, but being prepared I didn't really mind it. Would have been loads better to just have more actual game cutscenes. This game is 100% about diving yourself into the story as a character that knew NOTHING about what was going on. It was specifically mentioned multiple times that Jack and Will were extranged and Will purposely kept him out of this life. So going through all the collectables and emails and such was what really hooked the story to me. As a die hard Alan Wake fan I do acknowledge that I am a fanboy of remedy, so I will admit that I could be overlooking some things. I would definently recommend to people who love a good story.

[@jothain]

Same. I really don't even understand why is someone bashing game for having much to read back story, which note: can be bypassed if someone doesn't like to get into plot more.

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@jothain shut up the game is a buggy mess and mostly shit, if you want to get into the plot just go watch the fucking movie.

[@Tony-Down-Under]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 Dude if they like the game then more power to them. I like it but I understand its not entirely great. but you shouldn't attack them for liking a game.

[@ZeroShaneBob]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 the game basically has zero bugs as of the moment I'm commenting this.

[@MooseTorrent]

20:25 Says fuck then bleeps it out 2 seconds later haha

[@girajk]

What are you talking about he was censoring the other part

[@schantzee5733]

If you want better level design, bosses, and combat, play Dark Souls Joe.

[@pipboysandlightsabers5478]

LOL

[@soyu2809]

It is too hard for Joe to finish it.

[@soyu2809]

Joe is too busy lol,he just don't have hundreds of hours to finish it.

[@Jorg13]

+Mr Snizzle agree played only 1 and it was awful

[@FilthyNobeard]

+George G You're, objectively speaking, wrong. And anyone who unironically says anything along the lines of "Bloodboring" is a paragon of all things dull, uninteresting, and you guessed it, lame.

[@quizno2113]

I think that to fix the combat and AI they should make it so if you are shot once you die. This would make it so the player would have to go back in time to avoid the bullets. But in the end this game just needed some more "time"

[@denzelromero4796]

Super Time Force did that. Even then I don't think that works with the mechanics of a third person shooter.

[@ResidentReveler]

This game would have been better if it had corridor beat em up style combat with no guns. I don't believe a geek university guy can just pick up a gun and mow down a 1000 hired guns.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Nathan that joke was poorly timed......hehehehheehehehhe fuck me

[@peoplez129]

If Angry Joe killed his future self, he's basically stuck in a loop.

[@LFC303606ACID]

Well done Angry Joe for being honest in the face of the hype machine.. Fuck this game, and the marketing behind it.

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

As soon as I saw the trailers i had a feeling this would end up being another Watch_Dogs: Overhyped, bland and boring.

[@slimymclord8165]

and also forgotten after a couple of weeks

[@xredgreenbluex]

Same

[@Raider0075]

+Lorenzo Pagani I actually enjoy Watch_Dogs.

[@NationKiwi]

Joe actually relatively enjoyed Watch Dogs though, even though it was disappointing to him. This... not so much.

[@Aries98pt]

Watchdogs is way better than this game imo

[@cheeksdafreak3058]

Angry Joe keeps it real this is the order 1884 2 for the Xbox one

[@DeosPraetorian]

+CheeksDaFreak 305 nope

[@acerola3576]

You have no idea what you're talking about.

[@LegoDude568]

This actually has more gameplay than the order 188SHIT

[@Strider119119]

Have you played any game by Remedy? Or are are you too young to remember Max Payne?

[@PrizedOpinion]

+CheeksDaFreak 305 this game actually has a good story

[@doge2629]

OJ needs his own channel...

[@memoryhero]

Lt. Daniels and Mayor Carcetti in the same game? Aw man, someone call Bunk and McNulty...

[@moneymikz]

Shhhhiiiiiiitttttt...

[@carebear1470]

You really want to put McNulty through this punishment? What the fuck did he do?

[@moneymikz]

+Punished 'Venom' Stannis Well he did make up a serial killer for starters...sorry spoiler alert

[@YAYGamingYourOwnSenpai]

Well, i wonder how angry joe would rate dark souls 3.

[@ideenmaleki1526]

ferrari/10

[@AlwaysSoldierOn]

+Himtion GOTY

[@TheSzymax]

+rene velazquez he won't because he doesn't review games he doesn't finish and he won't finish dark souls couse he is not good at it and it would take him great amounts of time

[@kingjorritiv5554]

+TheSzymax yeah dark souls doesnt seem like a game joe will review.

[@SallyStangler]

+TheSzymax Awwww come onnnn. I'm new to Dark Souls and I only died twice after beating the tutorial boss. Surely he can manage, right?

[@bobboringname9021]

time shift did it first

[@Inuitman]

true

[@xG1ft3dSn1P3Rx]

oh yeah.....

[@rongusta11]

Yeah that game was fun

[@randymootooveran5784]

+Iluvatar dota Hell yeah. This doesn't come close to it, not even Warrior Within.

[@bobboringname9021]

+rongusta11 its backwards compatible

[@bio-weaponn5576]

8:32 That's the freaking plot to Infamous.

[@davidmelendez1153]

I always love this intros! 👍

[@doge2629]

me too

[@eazypz9124]

these*

[@CDexie]

David Melendez I like 'em but generally the sketches are always soo drawn outtt.

[@sahincelik7610]

If you want to see live action , play c&c red alert

[@szcz0nek]

co

[@HCUhardcoreUnited]

+Şahin Çelik Great fucking game.

[@nodscorpion2300]

red alert 2, red alert 3,tiberian dawn,tiberian sun,tiberium wars,dune 200

[@demando2]

+Şahin Çelik i use to love that game!!

[@lukab4679]

Oh i loved those games, my favorite are C&C Zero Hour and C&C Kane's Wrath. Also the classic Yuri's Revenge :D

[@96robola]

that's the best intro to a review i've ever seen! :D

[@Vadim_Slastihin]

The game is 6.5 minimum. It have great powers, captivating story and white male protagonist with his red wifu. That's all that i need in 2024. It's 7/10 for me personaly.

[@cosmicnation]

To me, quantum break felt more like I was watching a story than playing a game. Luckily, I was really engaged by the story and I ended up enjoying it. If you're thinking of buying it just realize that you'll really have to invest yourself in the story if you want to have a good experience. I'd probably give it an 8/10 story wise and a 6/10 gameplay wise.

[@cosmicnation]

+support guy and his m249 Yeah, but I'd say that it felt like the primary focus was more on the story than it was on the game as evident by all those paragraphs you had to read and the live action show. I mean I did enjoy the gameplay but in the end the story is really what makes it special.

[@NBKRebelGamer87]

+cosmic nation I like the way you think, people lack imagination and concentration these days, they just wanna aim and shoot like mindless robots.

[@volty2pump]

The catalyst for the story is an exact rip off of infamous

[@cosmicnation]

+Jared Saliman It's similiar, but then again the whole concept of quantum break isn't original. There are plenty of games, books, and movies that explore the same concepts as the ones in this game. In the end, it comes down to if the story plays out the way it should play out, or if the story just follows tropes from pre-existing works. I feel like the game did a good job of telling a known story.

[@volty2pump]

+cosmic nation no infamous starts with a normal guy getting powers from an explosion when an evil version of himself hellbent on trying to mess with you

[@lukegregory5392]

As a PlayStation guy I can't wait to see what uncharted 4 has to offer. It was suppose to be quantum break vs uncharted this year but after this review I gotta feeling uncharted has already won. Ha and to think I almost bought a Xbox one just for this game when I first saw it

[@americanlibertymatters7185]

Xbox sucks

[@constructionninja3999]

I hope he reviews Uncharted.

[@FoZeJuv]

+Zombiemess872 that's your opinion

[@askmewhosjoe6682]

+Liam Pave oh he will

[@flamingskullzee00]

+FoZe Juv he is a troll. i have seen him all over the place.

[@Rocketmiller69]

The only successful "movieish" game that I played was The Last of Us. The voice actors were on point and the writing was amazing. But, the key thing here is that it didn't take you out of the game. There were cut scenes, but they weren't long or boring and everything was naturally acted out. Not only that, but it was an amazing game as well.

[@supermariofan03]

After reading the production, I don’t think this game was made with passion. I think Remedy only made this game because they couldn’t do Alan Wake 2 at the time, which was something they were more interested in doing, but Microsoft said “Nah do this instead.” Hence why a lot of the dialogue came off as wooden.

[@MichaelFalkowski]

100 percent agree. I really wish I could like this game as much as I want to.

[@G_Ryuji]

Looks like this game lives up to the XBOX One's "TV" entertainment

[@tookster7483]

Thanks for the review, wont be buying

[@Spectre799]

5:52 How I felt watching the movie Rings and playing the games Battlefield Hardline and Minecraft

[@malorian3516]

This game tried so hard to be infamous