Questions for Humans | HFY | One-Shot

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[@Hungry_God]

The universe is filled with hostile planets and normally we dont consider earth one, but it really is hostile. The magnetic field flips every few thousand years, the planets core is very active and we are a few centimeters away from an ice age or volcanic wasteland. The gravity of our planet is on the higher end, any higher and spaceflight will be too difficult to achieve for most species. Finally, we have had multiple extinction level events on this planet is the past few million years.

[@bakedjesus1177]

Wait so did all the alien specisies start shipping their toxic waste to our bars for disposal

[@gbgamer9474]

Depends, not all alcohol is drinkable

[@ex-navyspook]

​@@gbgamer9474Meh, we'll just use THAT alcohol for industrial purposes; it's still useful.

[@gbgamer9474]

@@ex-navyspook yeah, just meant it wasn't going to the bar. There's always Everclear...

[@wboyd33]

There's Everclear & then there's also 151 Everclear... ​@@gbgamer9474

[@Nobodyisperfect-us6pk]

@@gbgamer9474 I will be carefull; some of their toxic wasted can be a nice mix in a cocktail. A Beteigeuze Libre...Wolf 1016c Sour...Galactopoliten...VY Canis Majoris Killer. And instead a Gin-Tonic, we will get an Aldebaran chemicals....Tonic. You can mix everything with either Tonic or Cola.

[@ekhidna4]

Human sees a potentially dangerous creature:... I would like this pet this creature...

[@mikeloeven]

If the aliens think Earth is a death world than we probably shouldn't tell them about our colony on Catachan

[@denniseriksson5154]

@mikeloeven canadians floridians and ohiomen

[@Death_Media_incorporated]

If Earth is Death, Australia is Bellow hell

[@DannelAndreSolomon-d9i]

To late, the locals are waving their blades around like crazy just awhile ago

[@davidsmith6001]

I only disagree with 1 thing in this story. We live on a class 7 death world. Other wise good story.

[@raflidiot]

What is the class mean?

[@EllenCrawford-h1f]

I thought it was a class 13 . I saw that somewhere in one of these stories lol 😊

[@davidsmith6001]

@@EllenCrawford-h1f I assume class 4 due to all the ways our planet can kill us and 3 classes for all the apex predators so class 7 I would think.

[@EllenCrawford-h1f]

Shouldn't assume . I'm going by what I've read in other stories not an educated guess. Just trying to make a little joke

[@davidsmith6001]

@@EllenCrawford-h1f Its all good. I was just giving you my reason for thinking that. It could be anything,

[@nimennacnamme6328]

There's some weird noise in the background starting around 6:20 ^^' Other than that, thank you for the lovely story :D

[@rennscott5808]

Its ai, poorly edited. Probably just uploaded firdt pass

[@Petitmoi74]

Alcohol makes sense because you can make alcohol from all sorts of things. Peppers and cocoa, on the other hand, seem highly unlikely to exist anywhere else.

[@Clay_ant_army]

what the hell happened at 7:12 HAHAHA (my ears hurt....)

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story! I got a "few" laughs out of this one! LOL!!!

[@labelledamedumanor4876]

How would the council have reacted upon seeing videos of our fellow living beings we share our blue & green homeworld with?

[@ex-navyspook]

I wonder iv that video was just environmental hazards or was there a flora/fauna section? Australia, alone, would probably have bumped it up to Class 2, the oceans, diseases, tosid plants, and nasty critters on all the other continents would have pushed the classification into Class 4.

[@Sandman03777]

Never piss off a human.😉

[@terrancat]

We are space orcs.

[@oldschoolmarine3047]

Boop on a snoop had my chocking on my chips.

[@tomassmith1519]

Humans are the galaxy's rightfull rulers! Humanity first!

[@Saint-Charlie]

Only 70 million. Average world war

[@vd00]

This one was funny!

[@RustyEcks]

Loving it!

[@StoryVerse9337]

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[@richarderguiza7080]

that was entertaining, but as a over of worldbuilding and lore, i can't help but feel that these aliens are purposely written as stupid. of course humans - or any other alien for that matter - would have different biologies and biochemistry than them. as funny as this was,i can't help but feel like i'm being looked down upon, like i wouldn't see how unlikely the reactions would realistically be just for some meaningless praise for human's supposed superiority. i mean, i can accept humans being completely fine with things that could poison other species, but making it sound like aliens wouldn't be aware of the possible biological differences feels condescending. like those tropes about propaganda how a nation military was unstoppable but was actually really really weak.

[@OhioCruffler]

First question: Do you engage in rishathra?

[@Driver7602]

Mmmm 😋 chocolate 🍫

[@crowsbridge]

Aaaaiiiiii

[@rachaelcourtnell7275]

lol.