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[@Korraganitar]

Imagine going to space and finding it populated by tbe produce section.

[@twotone3471]

And then finding out that it was that way because they killed every animal.

[@SolTerran5050]

Sol will never grow hungry 😂😂😂

[@user-io9ie5cs8j]

And stock in Kraft jumped 3000% because of their wide selection of salad dressing

[@Saeryfim]

"If I wish to avoid spilling an ocean's worth of blood, I must show that I am capable of instantly and ruthlessly spilling a lake's worth."

[@salmanariffin4916]

If you can't respect me for my humanity, you will fear me for my savagery

[@rianmacdonald9454]

@@salmanariffin4916 SPOT ON.

[@c.guydubois8270]

This hurts me more than it hurts you...

[@alfredotto7525]

Will humanity ever learn that killing each other is not the way forward? I think the A.I is trying to decide what to do with us. It's asking some interesting questions.

[@user-io9ie5cs8j]

That's so true; harsh but true.

[@Kyler410.]

We approached with peace, you attacked out of fear, we will show you true fear

[@seanwalters1977]

Civilian-owned auto cannons. Just beautiful

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

MOA DAKKA!

[@Menuki]

Abolish space ATF

[@leanroach75]

Murica!

[@jiahturner8122]

My Montanan heart swells at the thought

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

Liberty.

[@magnus5897]

When i heard each and every krill killed himself after witnessing the second world war i laught so hard it was actually disturbing

[@npierce14]

lol when I heard their reaction to the revolutionary war I knew they were gonna lose it during the world wars good thing they didn’t stick around to notice the holocaust

[@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133]

Let alone the nuclear end of the second World War...

[@npierce14]

@@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 they would’ve committed mass suicide after that

[@TheVortexCollective]

lol exactly

[@introspectivevelociraptor8274]

I read that as "every krill krilled themselves". Had to do a double take lol

[@TwoBrainsOneCell8638]

My favorite part so far is the human city battle, it gives off serious warhammer vibes. Just the thought of three foot tall alien lettuce throwing trillions of troops at a planet just for the citizens to be like, “dam aliens making me late for work” made me laugh my ass off

[@tarlison2k1]

As far as the plant is concerned human are space marine who eat them like Tyranid enjoying it like dark eldar with a love of battle of Orks.

[@tarlison2k1]

Almost forgot and destroy whole planets just for the sake of it like demons we are the entire package of 40k villains roll into one for them space lettuce.

[@TwoBrainsOneCell8638]

@@tarlison2k1hey man we tried to talk and they tried to blow up the president lol, I did like seeing the military split showing the duality of us wanting to kill everything and our ability to empathize with everything

[@spaceface124]

I loved the part where Admiral Krieger said, "It's kriegin' time" and krieged all over the space lettuce

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

Defiant gasmask noises!

[@RequiemPoete]

Leeeerrroooooooyyyyyy Jeeeenkinnnns!

[@michaelwilliams1941]

Hands down, best part.

[@TheHighborn]

@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash *breathes heavily in High Gothic*

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@TheHighborn rocks starts bounce on the ground in rhythmic ways to reverberations of battle cant tones approaching hummed by millions of marching boots

[@halo12390]

That counselor is terribly unfit for duty 😂

[@rohenthar8449]

As most politicians.

[@RequiemPoete]

What sucks is that she apparently was pretty good at her job until that weird fight or flight response kicked in.

[@HmmWelp]

You know the old saying: "fear is a space-lettuce killer" was never more accurate.

[@SolTerran5050]

I don't remember that saying quite put that way......... But damned appropriate 😂😂😂

[@billcook7285]

"weaponizing FTL is not right". 🤨 War does not determine who's right. War determines who's left. 😉

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Valid point

[@TheVortexCollective]

true

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

and few things rouses the beast of war like making foes where none existed.. the only thing you can chose is why to fight , for once unleashed war is indeed savage ruthless with bottomless blood thirst to be honest it might be what kills of the current real life super nations , their steadily diminishing lists of allies

[@Menuki]

Let’s be honest, we’ll probably develop FTL weapons long before we develop FTL travel

[@TheVortexCollective]

@@Menuki facts

[@user-cr4cj1fl8z]

Midget flowers going kamikadze cuz some crazy female lettuce was mentaly ill

[@thatguy2521]

I mean yeah, that’s basically what occurred

[@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx]

Yeah the women often escalate chit

[@SolTerran5050]

That is one women I wouldn't eat, probably a reject from toco bell, lace with botchilism

[@smiley3012]

That's pretty funny.

[@scifinerd1911]

Exactly, Why females in general should not be allowed in the military, or law enforcement, or politics.

[@scottiron6444]

Lol, agent orange on plant aliens, love it.

[@petepanteraman]

Nice find, although dark as hell. There was a point in the story where humans were fighting amongst themselves and a squad of lettuce showed up and the humans wiped them out then turned their guns back on each other. I can see that clear as day 😆

[@zjay1315]

It really sucks that we can really see it happening

[@Pre613]

“Lettuce go into the stars…”

[@tinajoerossignol]

😂😂😂😂

[@SolTerran5050]

Yup, then the Lettuce wars broke out 😂😂😂

[@highqualityorangejuice420]

They were so incompetent civilians shot at them while they were at work and out shopping lmaoooo

[@ChambersOrder66]

Damn they really just used a lightsaber and sliced the lettuce youngings up like Anakin. Brutal indeed

[@user-io9ie5cs8j]

Burned lettuce leaves an aftertaste. Bayonets don't 😮

[@chiefjohn117blueteam9]

"The alien planet lovingly designated Alderon II was locked in the sights..."

[@RequiemPoete]

Clearly a scientist on the staff was a fan of ancient science fiction.

[@trentberry6968]

​@RequiemPoete can you imagine how many times it's been remade.

[@RequiemPoete]

@@trentberry6968 ohhh that's the horrors they were talking about.

[@henrywilson2136]

The Dark Forest is a gruesome thing.

[@spacemonkey1776b]

To be honest, you can place any piece of a fallen enemy between bread to make a sandwich, plant, or not.

[@marshmallowmann20]

Not wrong 😅

[@samaeldrakul4191]

in some cultures eating a fallen enemy is supposed to make you stronger, and these salads will be full of fiber vitamins and minerals 😂

[@highqualityorangejuice420]

​@samaeldrakul4191 we don't talk about japan in ww2 ... but we should

[@wesleymiley2797]

Humans are the single greatest predator in the universe and the reason they do so is that humans always and only attack to the sound of drums and bugles... because Battle Music makes you Braver.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

and if your out of drums , rhythmic chants works just as fine

[@ajalvarez3111]

Nah, man. Flight of the Valkyrie. Playing from giant speakers. On choppers.

[@DB-sg8ic]

Trillions of humans but hundreds of capital ships? No, sir, humans would have hundreds of millions of war ships. WE are warriors!

[@Monkey36044]

Ressources bro Ressources

[@Monkey36044]

Ressources bro Ressources

[@DB-sg8ic]

@@Monkey36044Bro if you understand the size of any system and the amount of "stuff" not apart of the systems...millions of war ships will not even be an issue by just mining objects the size of Pluto.

[@jaredelliott5778]

@@DB-sg8icthere likely were millions of warships. It only specified a few hundred capital ships. The US navy is absolutely massive with thousands upon thousands of ships and aircraft but only has 10 super carriers. Capital ships are meant to be command ships that fleets are built around. It wouldn’t make sense to just mass produce them

[@jayman1772]

​@jaredelliott5778 Since when did the US Navy boost thousands of ships? (Aircraft yes) but even for the US thousands of ships is excessive.

[@thedeserthawk2093]

"I love the smell of cut grass in the morning. Smells like... Victory."

[@nobody120]

"Admiral westman" First time I've seen my family name in a story, this is cool!

[@benwest3223]

Albert's weaponized ftl = Yeetus Deletus.

[@RequiemPoete]

It's honestly a "Rod of God" on steroids.

[@brainfreezzzze6900]

​@@RequiemPoete a few more supplements then steroids but yes

[@diarradunlap9337]

​@RequiemPoete More like "Rods of God" on a mix of Crack and Meth.

[@EVANGELOSS54]

Pretty sure even Inquisitor Kryptman of the Ordo Xenus would say it's quite extreme to attack poor space cabbage

[@dreadfultiresome3537]

This is really making me go humanity first

[@subninja8069]

I mean the stories are based on Humanity f*** yeah Humanity first

[@asafkuslansky228]

​​@@subninja8069facts who don't what thier race to win

[@TheSpikesatterlee198]

USS john deer deploys round up.

[@jbodden6977]

among Earth ships of note, the Salad Shooter,

[@ussarng4649]

😂😆🤣

[@ussarng4649]

😄😁😂🤣

[@SolTerran5050]

The "Chop-O-Matic" they will love my nuts 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickwalker2438]

I want to hear a story about aliens meeting dogs

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Agreed

[@user-wq5bk6iv7u]

Alien meets dog. Dog bites alien. Human tells alien dog is mans best friend

[@elijahsvrbinge7166]

​@user-wq5bk6iv7😂

[@IBHunter]

On a GAU auto cannon, RPM refers to Rounds Per Minute or basically shots per minute not revolutions per minute. 3,000 revolutions on a six barrel cannon would be 18,000 rounds per minute. Just a little rib bit for next time. Good story!

[@oVoidhawko]

That's an acceptable amount of dakka either way. I'm liking da bigga numba der tho. Dem humzees really know how to make it hot

[@c.guydubois8270]

No. 6 barrel rotation cannon have one firing position. 3 K RPM = 3 K rounds per minute downrange...

[@IBHunter]

@@c.guydubois8270 one revolution of the barrels equals six shots. Three thousand revolutions per minute equals eighteen thousand rounds per minute. I think the author got confused and thought RPM on the GAU auto cannon meant Revolutions Per Minute instead of Rounds Per Minute.

[@c.guydubois8270]

@@IBHunter yeah your right ..

[@sidgarrett7247]

@@IBHunterOne could almost walk on the wall of rounds, whether lead, composite, plasma or even liquid. Almost.

[@maryjacks7923]

As these stories are broadcast on the internet and are available via broadband, I have often wondered if they are a form of psy-ops against any alien race that may be spying on us prior to first contact.

[@JimmyDoyel-by2cp]

This is like isekai, except the entire human race got hit by truck kun.

[@kreynolds1123]

I can see photo synthesis on an alien animal but not a plant without cellulose. Even on earth Photo synthesis is not unique to plants, But cellulose is completely unique to plants. But any photo synthesizing animal of reasonable size could only get a fraction of its energy from sunlight. It takes a plant months to grow under the light of the sun but only provides the energy for an animal to live another day.

[@RequiemPoete]

Bear in mind: 1) They aren't plants by earth standards. So the chemical agent could be much more effective than chlorophyll. 2) The anaerobic process could be much more efficient than earth plants thanks to differences in bio chemistry.

[@kreynolds1123]

@@RequiemPoete on earth, chlorophyll has evolved into 5 different types, [a-e]. Even then not all photosynthesis uses chlorophyll. While chlorophyll produces oxygen, anoxygenic photosynthesis uses different pigments. Now maybe photo synthesis in alient "plants" could have evolved something better than earth terrestrial plants, I still find it difficult to see plants putting significant energy into mobility by any order comparable to animals. But, I might find it possible for the purpose of science fiction that an sapient alien plant might "hibernate" for long periods, and store up energy reserves in oils and starches or some other sugars.

[@kreynolds1123]

@@RequiemPoete do you know how much energy is lost during the make glucose (basic building block for starches and celulose). Plants are about 2-3% efficent at converting sunlight to plant matter that we call stored energy. Let's say an alien plant was double that 6% Humans consume about 2 kwh of ebergy a day. But we're warm blooded and temperature regulating Which allows us to be active over a wide range of temperatures.Lets say an alien plant that moves about and expends considerable energy to think an reflect on the enviroment it senses used only 1kwh of energy per day. Then on earth, the plant would need about 3.5 m² solar collecting area (leaves) not shaded, and solar tracking which itself should expend considerable energy support and move the mass of the solar collectors and their support structures. I still find it dificult to envision intelegent and mobile alien plants that can get around at even sloth speeds, without being too encombured by leafs and trunk, and branches. Now if the alien "plant" consumed other plants or animals, it might have enough energy. But now if it's consuming other plants and or animals for energy, is it still taxonomically a plant? Even if it has some photosynthesis, it's more animal than plant.

[@RequiemPoete]

@@kreynolds1123 Depends. Say a Venus fly trap evolved to be mobile. It would still be a plant.

[@kreynolds1123]

@@RequiemPoete what makes a plant a plant? Pretty much multicellular, Autotrophic (produce their own food sugars and starches), and have cell walls made of cellulose. Venus fly traps consume insects not for energy, ratherly for nitrogen and phosphorus. Flies are fertaliser for the Venus flytrap. But yeah, suppose a plant evolved to be more carnivorous and or herborvor than the venus flytrap for energy. Plants that move in responce to the environent are most generally slow or one time movements.

[@Angelina-San]

Humans so weird that even the aliens are horrified of them without even encountering them

[@user-ii4zy6bz8w]

All vegans here, eat the aliens now 😂

[@Iamkcs2c]

omg, like the aliens can stand to be in the same room with Paleo dieters, but the sight of vegans with their kale-stained teeth is terrifying.

[@Dovachin]

Vegans unite!

[@samaeldrakul4191]

vegan comandos charge! 🍽

[@SolTerran5050]

Vegan Marines Storm gardens that is an order, Better than Crayons 😂😂😂😂

[@SolTerran5050]

Veggie Burger Here we Come!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@puffer_frog]

I like it that humanity did not turn barbaric despite their genes being intact because they have lived for milenia with it, learning to control their violent urges while the aliens chose the easy path without realizing its consequenses.

[@void_327]

Qtan: "why did you do that?" Humans: "timepass"

[@edgevericarz8328]

Probably not the best idea to declare war on a species that you know nothing about except that they like war.

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

The plot of thus story makes less sense the longer it goes.

[@Michael--317]

Only got half an hour into it and I agree. For intelligent and advanced alien races, they sure are stupid and ruled by paranoia

[@henrywilson2136]

​@@Michael--317Well, when gotten to the end it makes sense.

[@kyle18934]

​@Michael--317 it wraps up somewhat nicely towards the end. it deffinately wasnt written by a person though. once i read someones comment on it being ai generated, the weird writing made sense.

[@Pandzikizlasu80]

​@@Michael--317a turtle is only intelligent enough to hunt for lettuce, so imagine how intelligent is a lettuce 😂

[@scifistories1977]

It's definitely written by a human. This is the authors early work from over 3 years ago (pre chatgpt), so it may lack some finesse. I'll be bringing some newer work by him to the channel soon.

[@mariomachadofilho]

Oh well the jedi's gonna feel this

[@RamonRodriguez-hq7vn]

I don't know if anyone here is in my age group, in their 60s. I remember I saw this 1951 movie on TV named 'The Day The Earth Stood Still." To make a long story short, the alien named Klatu said in the last scene, "Don't bring your aggression out here, we'll turn your planet into a burning cinder." This is a cute story, I'm afraid that us humans will have a different outcome, that we might not win an interstellar war. We should tred lightly out there.

[@nikoladd]

That's a lotta sauerkraut!

[@edwardroche2480]

I got a weed eater

[@SolTerran5050]

Bury it in the ground in a clay pot for a hundred years and make Kimchee 😂😂😂😂

[@karlsmith2570]

Sauerkraut is made from cabbage, not lettuce

[@SGC511]

Somebody has an embarrassingly primitive understanding of frontal lobe function.

[@HR-mp9ct]

Why are they using fluorescent lights on medical spaceship, do they just like the depressing atmosphere and sound they make

[@Sensual_Tortoise]

This is a great story on how one fuck up in power can bring EVERYTHING to ruin

[@wesleymiley2797]

The aliens only forgot one thing: Mankind ALWAYS gets even, R!

[@gahlainrigh5927]

Where are you going?! You're supposed to scare me! COME BACK HERE AND SCARE MEEEEE!

[@ashleytyler2616]

Hear me out.... glyphosate in super soakers.

[@josephjennings9687]

If you can't or won't respect my humanity then I'll teach you to fear the other side of humanity.

[@kingbillycokebottle5484]

Bro really said "Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?!" And the boys didnt immediately snap to? Im disappointed in our descendants.

[@user-yz1yw9gu3c]

Damn, this is a powerful story...

[@waterflowzz5306]

“The Mars Manufacturing Group” *Children of the Omnissiah starts playing*

[@ericlondon2663]

Aliens in these stories have become standardized fools. They'll talk of peace but due to fear will always resort to violence first. Then the story unfolds predictably from there. Do all aliens need to be on the spectrum?

[@toptiergaming6900]

Yes

[@synctrox9679]

Cant be a hfy without aliens being absolute idiots because else they will look better than humans lol

[@RequiemPoete]

TBF if you just saw the monsters you were taught to fear from birth and kept you up at night as a child, just show up, you'd probably do something stupid too.

[@pirksaddict]

Turns out, a touch o' the 'tism is too typical to terribly temperamental non terrestrial types.

[@sambathelionking]

An annoying aspect of hfy is making humans physically stronger, or more violent, or better at war due to violent history. It's always based on fixed mindset, not growth mindset. The humans victory is inevitable because the writers feel they need to nerf the other aliens.

[@larson389]

Pls more long books

[@scifistories1977]

I'm going to make a new playlist for all the completed and long stories. Will post it on my community page in the next few days.

[@Bomaderry]

The Aliens need to know we are not all Vegans and plant killers.

[@imhollywood1015]

So this is how liberty dies.

[@edwardroche2480]

I got a couple of bunny rabbits and they could take care of the Q tan problem.

[@SolTerran5050]

A herd of Cattle will take care of their core world 😂😂

[@user-bn8di6cy1b]

This needs to be a movie or tv series

[@FructusSum]

Over 2 hours is not a short story 😂, but it was a good one

[@MrFROLAC]

this story is all over the shop...

[@iamchuckrock]

Good work!

[@RustyEcks]

Loving it!

[@MrDbetz007]

Honestly not a bad story. I find it somewhat amusing that the aliens feared us because of what we did on our own planet and not to them. Also, that fact that the attack was only a provocation to Humanity to fight harder. Well, they were not wrong about that we do tend to React aggressively once we are attacked and with something like an entire alien race to target well.

[@zerospace101]

Space Lettuce lol. So Human

[@danielleriley2796]

The Kroeber problem… is it a problem, really? All the human fleet has to do is rescind the stand down order so now no orders were broken, sort of. Then send the fleets to him, way more than are 100% loyal to him. Then you have a huge fleet size in battle advantage so human losses are greatly minimised. Also since the restrained part of the human fleet is far bigger then they can curb and reign in kreigers actions, direct them, limit them, control them. By doing this Krieger wouldn’t feel abandoned and outgunned allowing him to calm and just unclench a little. No longer being pursued and hunted by his own and no longer outgunned at every planet. With this he won’t have the burning need to just go hard fast and total destruction, that is the safest and fastest way in battle, all out and no prisioners. This way the 30% of haters see that the fleet admiralty are with him and all is reunited and there is no problem. The kreiger lovers see that he isn’t being attacked and shot for treason. The 40% undecided have the decision made for them in a positive light by the Fleet Admiralty themselves. All sides joined again. There is a war on and there can be no devision at home if you want to win. The enemy is wiping out entire human planets and destroying food production, THATS EXTERMINATION type shit.

[@danielleriley2796]

You see a problem? A defensive line BETWEEN A PLANET and an enemy firing actual solid projectiles. Every shot that the humans fire and subsequently miss the enemy defence fleet that’s lined up will then go on to hit the planet directly. If a kinetic round is being fired at relativistic speeds which means a fair few percent of the speed of light, then it is strong enough to go from rest to that speed within a billionth of a nanosecond. So that’s a physically strong block of whatever is being fired. So the point is that an atmosphere isn’t going to going to harm it much at all if at all. Also the human ships literally couldn’t miss, ever. If the crosshairs are on target when the round is sent on its way then at those speeds and at that distance it would hit seemingly instantly. Also bullets made out of radioactive waste are also kinetic weapons by the way. Anything solid and moving that was sent on its way with harm or death intended is a weapon and the mere movement of that anything is the kinetic part, so kinetic weapon.

[@Iamkcs2c]

Not very useful to say anything that moves and is a weapon is a "kinetic" weapon. Cyanide doesn't hurt you unless it "moves" into your body? i build a nuke here, but it is a kinetic weapon only if I send it to you (but if I bring you here, it no longer is?) I know people use "kinetic" in some contexts to differentiate between cyber/propaganda/and "blowing stuff up" but it breaks down if you are talking about the differences between ways of breaking things - laser, bullet, chemical, radiation, explosion, nuclear weapon, knife, heat, asphyxiation - they are only "the same" if you are comparing them to a subversive billboard.

[@jchew7288]

You know what they say “In space no one hears you scream” 😏

[@bc64100]

HUMANS :WE ARE COMING FOR YOU LITTLE ALIENS ""(HUMAN KNOW WAR AND WE ARE WAR AND WE ARE AT PEACE WITH THAT HUMANS WILL ALL WAYS BE THAT !)

[@diarradunlap9337]

Earth 2nd Amendment Protocol ACTIVATED.

[@MonkeWithThaZa]

FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!

[@rbtsubs]

Nope. They know nothing about a recon ship that was watching them and gave a stupid answer " We represent no one" wouldn't get your ship repaired and wouldn't get a friendly reception especially when they seem ready for war

[@JoannaHammond]

So Trappist had a shield they could not get through, then later on ship fragments where crushing buildings?

[@Edgar-kl6us]

each rib of a lettuce, or cabbage, has the most flavor, and sensuous, tempting promiscuity,_

[@Darcifeus37]

Mike is a real one...

[@shuavonhaven190]

Based space libratarian president

[@bobroberts7643]

Thanks!

[@scifistories1977]

Thank you Bob!

[@americandad4864]

Rest in peace Tom Hanks

[@TommieTrumper-TFC1200]

Salad days are over boys, it’s Kreiger time….

[@Monkey36044]

Agent orange, really man this is dark😂

[@markblack5460]

Agent orange anyone?

[@dfxjedi]

I thought of that right away

[@SolTerran5050]

nah All plant eating animals on Earth 😂😂😂😂

[@jameswoods8849]

22:53 To be the mars manufacturing groups ceo. 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

[@howardchambers9679]

I'm really pleased that the USA is the dominant power on earth in the future, who needs all those other nations? Air force one still exists! The arrogance isn't unbelievable but it is jarring. Tbh, it's bollocks.

[@noah766]

Great story first sci-fi channel I found have found a few since but this is still my favorite channel. lol a lot easier to follow then most. Finish my armored Terran story 😢😂

[@jessoliver2955]

QTAN is a SPACE DEMOCRAT!

[@STLPLAYB0Y]

Now I understand Plants vs Zombies clearly the zombies were attacked first by crazy lettuce😅

[@SolTerran5050]

A well rooted story 😂😂😂😂

[@OdeInWessex]

Love the bit where Consciousness was used instead if conscience...😂

[@fkbradley319]

Humanity out here tossing space salad

[@SolTerran5050]

The ultimate shit sandwich 😂😂😂😂

[@CHMichael]

I just thought - i heard that before.

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

Well, the ending was rather abrupt. Real Game of Thrones season 8 vibes.

[@nicholastrawinski]

GOT only had 7 seasons.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Good story

[@DeeDorsey-wx2co]

We had to put those Broccoli stalks in their place...toss their salad..lol

[@SolTerran5050]

Nice Green bean Casserole 😂😂😂😂

[@c.guydubois8270]

"Teleporter event horizon" wormhole tech?

[@nicholastrawinski]

stargate tech.

[@kevindeantonio5582]

This was a good story up until the Harmony Battle, it seemed like the Alien Lettuce had no chance against us, and then the next thing I know, we are on the brink of destruction. I know that there was a gap/jump in the story as I'm listening to it. But even going back, the jump is still there. Unfortunate...

[@williamchandler2937]

Dont forget the krutons crunchy,hmm.

[@frostyduck578]

Wo would want to fight knowing they could be picked up and served in a sandwich

[@mariomachadofilho]

Prepare cesar dressing cannon

[@smartwizardst1]

That's a severely underrated comment right there, good sir 😂

[@davidhenderson3400]

I was expecting Roundup or Crossbow but they want one better straight to Agent Orange

[@cambobaginds9274]

Wonder if they are crispy in a salad. Chomp

[@adamstewart276]

Some of your videos sound like you are using a voice filter or AI, but some like this one sound like a real person. Did the AI sites use your voice to clone the AI voice people use for narration by chance?

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

By all means they destroyed about half of a entire world pop while effectively destroying the entire world what keiger did wasnt really going rouge if he planed to more or less destroy a single planet

[@jameswoods8849]

7:13 thinking about the FTL vs Wormhole is like Star Trek vs event horizon (1997)