Quick Vid: Frozen 2 (Review)

I saw Frozen 2 yesterday and wanted to share my thoughts about it. Enjoy!
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[@Saberspark]

People in the comments are saying that the tribe is based on a Norwegian tribe? Legit, I thought the movie was a fictional universe and the tribe was based on Inuits or something. I got confused on that front. Meant no offense! Funny enough, the Sami people were in Klaus too though they looked more accurate in that film to their culture. I stand corrected though! Thanks for informing me folks!

[@FTG821]

Is ok

[@koalaman343]

Saberspark it’s ok

[@MrMister182]

OOPS

[@alandouglas495]

Ok boomer

[@michaelallen4331]

is it just me or did i not even remember frozen 2 existed till now

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Frozen 2 doesn’t have any furries in it, so I’m surprised you actually covered this movie *Character development 101*

[@zo6679]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache o:3

[@amymationproductions8605]

One word. Sven

[@woopwoop4637]

We all know kristoff is a furry

[@danielleconnor6575]

Really love your profile picture!

[@diegoandrade467]

who said you couldn't fuck the reindeer

[@KathyXie]

If Elsa mom used to live with the magical spirits, she really handled poorly the fact that Elsa have magical powers

[@jeromealday614]

Yeah I hate retcon

[@kioku618]

She seemed pretty young when she left, and also humans didn't have powers themselves there.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

Both parents seemed pretty accepting of her magic until they needed to keep it secret. It was a normal part of their life.

[@gwendolynstata3775]

yeah, like, are we gonna talk about how her parents locked her in her room for most of her life, or no? Not gonna call the trolls out for telling them that her magic was bad?

[@Azenithf]

She was pretty young, no one understood why the fighting suddenly happened between the groups and she probably assumed the spirits turned bad. She wouldn't have ran away otherwise. Also, the parents didn't mind Elsa having powers until it caused Anna danger, that's when they started worrying. Which they had every right to considering what happened in their childhood and what magic did to their forest.

[@uncomfortableviewings9086]

Lost in the woods was a masterpiece. I get that Christoff didn’t do anything, but his song was just a giant joke and it was beautiful

[@luma4902]

Kristoff plot should be a short like jackjack's attack

[@henrys884]

Twas a banger

[@fleas.]

I'm debating whether to listen to that song or not. Just out of curiosity

[@danielamorales3335]

Agreed. In the middle of the theater i was so surprised by this song that i said wtf out loud. I loved it and it was so funny how they took an 80s approach to it

[@papayadoodlez9994]

@@danielamorales3335 yes, at one point the reindeer were over his head while he sang (Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody)

[@CosmicSquid.]

Olaf: At least they have their parents Also Olaf: Their parents are dead

[@dianabarry3479]

I felt so bad for laughing at the way he delivered that line...

[@leahsmith1141]

Disney in a nutshell

[@cursedtails1249]

Disney: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@limonsabroso]

"There needs to be a real villain in Frozen 3, like a fire guy or something" Frozen 3: *global warming*

[@nyx1078]

LMAO

[@aloe_thera]

Oh

[@thanos8641]

Hopefully it ends the movie franchise of frozen. Those 2 movies are a sin.

[@mrsunderstood8141]

@@thanos8641 i woulda thoughts you only wanted to get rid of half of them, not both

[@thanos8641]

@@mrsunderstood8141 all of them.

[@abbey1207]

I liked the part where Elsa went into that room with her memories made of snow and she saw herself singing let it go and she cringed at herself 😂

[@jasmintea8825]

It was the best part

[@janndesu6746]

JUST YESSSSSS

[@iAmMadeOfSoup]

Yesss. And everytime they threw shade at Hans

[@mikashi1593]

She transform her outfits while singing is also epic too. I mean, LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL DRESS after she wearing a swimsuit looking outfit :)

[@phillinsogood]

Yea I thought that part was funny

[@starbird3939]

There are 2 “Let It Go” songs: Into the Unknown and Show Yourself. Both songs I think show a lot more about how Elsa developed herself. Let It Go is a hollow self confidence boost while she isolates herself. Into the Unknown is a tinid but curious step towards wanting adventure. Show Yourself is genuine. Just... genuine

[@kittyrosefaerie7464]

Agreed! Underrated comment

[@kuro_neko5863]

Definitely agree. They seem to be pushing Into the Unknown as the new Let It Go, but I honestly prefer Show Yourself.

[@od3910]

I much preffered those songs they felt more epic than let it go which was just a good pop song

[@bookonlegsbookonlegs8991]

I have to disagree. Panics version on Unknown was much better, the songs in F2 was pants.

[@Sunny_Haven]

I love how in Show Yourself, Elsa saw her younger self singing Let It Go and literally cringed.

[@XIAo0o0]

The water horse kinda reminded me of a kelpie. A kelpie is a horse that lures you to it and drowns you.

[@zoemay5262]

tally da geek yeah there’s a Nordic version

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

It's a Nokk.

[@WTMR-FM]

Technically it did what a kelpie does. Or it tried

[@zoemay5262]

Also called a bäckahäst, it’s possible to become tamed by the rider if the rider tricks it

[@pickles3128]

It reminds me of how Poseidon is god of both horses and the sea. And a kelpie. Maybe even a sea pony (SHOO BE DOO SHOO SHOO BE DOO.) I guess a lot of mythologies are tied together.

[@angieb8885]

Glad that someone else thinks that kristoff’s plot of “trying to propose to anna and failing miserably” was completely unnecessary and annoying.

[@thetoongrump9801]

Oh yeah it was pointless, but that 80's ass music video caught me so off guard that I couldn't help but laugh at it

[@toganium4175]

He's still likable, but yeah.

[@Broman1889]

It was just a simple little side plot that barely took up any time so I find it pretty harmless tbh.

[@e1iteyoshi998]

A lot of people agree on that notion at the most. My rating would be a 9/10.

[@ermaesmeralda3474]

I was also glad hearing someone say that I really didn't like him in the movie it was unnecessary i think it would have been better if he stayed helping the people in the kingdom to be honest because for me it was kinda annoying

[@thedarkcut3442]

When Olaf was telling the story and he said "there parents are dead" The theater was laughing so much!

[@Anna_Crossing]

That was literally the best part

[@shhhh8119]

*musical theatre classes in a nutshell*

[@shanettequao9043]

The Darkcut I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

[@mysterygirl6305]

My one friend who I dragged to come see this with me laughed so hard. And that moment olaf is like "they're dead" so bluntly. Not one person in our theater didnt laugh. Though some gasped but then laughed too.😂😂😂☃️

[@bonniebunbuns630]

Yeah when that part came on everyone in my theater just started dying from laughter and this is the reason why I love Olaf he's just too lovable

[@RayRay-ei6qv]

We can all agree that disney flexed with their Water Animation in frozen 2

[@iamstarrynights]

@@allym6933 it started with moana then frozen 2 upgraded it..

[@NameName-yj7lp]

@@allym6933 moana is kinda more clam frozen most of the water was very mad

[@anotherhetalian8499]

And today we have Raya

[@etharchildres3976]

This feels like DLC rather than a sequel Omg he actually says that

[@matineeman3038]

Lol

[@taralucent1219]

"Elsa and Anna are as white as bread." Their mom is as white as bread. She looks nothing like her younger self.

[@Skarletkombat]

Tara Lucent exactly what I told my friends when we were sitting in the theatre

[@eleven-hopper]

Literally though. I was thinking that it wasn't their mom during the whole movie because it looked nothing like her

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

I guess they retconned the mom

[@midgematic8659]

Oh yeah they defo were like “Yknow what would be cool? If they were tribespeople.” But they completely forgot that theyre all white

[@dislike_button33]

@@midgematic8659 I mean, some tribes out there were white, but this was obviously not the case. They just threw that in. XD

[@BabsChannel]

My favorite part of the movie was during the flashback of their young parents, their mother asked what her future husband was reading and he replied with, "Oh, just these stories from a Danish writer." referring to Hans Christian Andwers. The guy that wrote The Ice Queen.

[@Wolffeathers21]

My brother thought it was weird how the Danish existed in the movie universe

[@smileyfacegr6691]

@@Wolffeathers21 I mean Arendelle is in Norway (or at least that's what it's said) so If there's Norway, there's Denmark as well

[@lrose1310]

@@smileyfacegr6691 Then where the heck is Sweden and why are they never mentioned? If I recall, Sweden and Norway formed a union that tied their two kingdoms into the United Kingdoms in the 19th century, which is when this movie takes place. I believe the reigning monarchy was Sweden at the time as well, where they would reign over Sweden and Norway. So there'd be no Norwegian monarchy anyways. Not even during the dissolution of the union, since Norway elected a Danish prince to reign over the new kingdom of Norway. If Disney wants to include elements from the real world, then yea it's going to end up being weird as hell when they cherry pick around the actual reality they decided to introduce.

[@lrose1310]

Also the earliest known story from Hans Christian Andersen is from the 1820s. Considering the movies take place in 1839-1840 (specifically stated on a map that Anna turned 19 in 1840), then those 'stories' don't technically exist yet to young Agnarr and Iduna. The story wasn't even publically released, just given to his benefactor at the time and it remained archived until 2012. The earliest anyone probably heard of HCA was with his 1829 short story. Even then, The Little Mermaid wasn't written until 1837.

[@BabsChannel]

You people really know how to take the fun out of life. Really. You do.

[@gimitabiadon3398]

I felt like the movie was missing something and didn’t feel complete

[@Verrssailless]

back wash it was missing elsa’s girlfriend

[@777Rowen]

Exactly

[@rwkc3004]

Duda Coxiinha it they do that idiots will flag this series as woke.

[@luma4902]

People say they cut 30 minutes of the film

[@petra1995]

@@luma4902 In that case I want an extended version

[@edielle7962]

I actually like that there was no villain (especially twist villain like Hans in the first movie), it felt pretty refreshing to me

[@lummer1807]

Edielle yeah I prefer no villain over a forced villain

[@luma4902]

I feel it is important the prince "charming" Hans become a villain but i am also tired of Disney twist villains

[@horilaw424]

Totally agree, I get that people like villains, but I found SO refreshing that there was no "tangible" villain! What came closer to being a villain was the protagonists' own mental issues and it was great

[@groot7844]

Wreck-It Ralph 2 had no villain. Toy Story 4 didn't really have a villain.

[@quasar7951]

Well the actual villain was the grandfather for causing everything in the first place

[@robokid20001]

"I prefer Zootopia by a very long shot." Yeah, we know, Saber.

[@smileyfacegr6691]

Hahahaha 🤣🤣

[@DanieleMulas-up7np]

Both really suck tbh. Zootopia was loathsome.

[@DanieleMulas-up7np]

@Eric Lee Ur mum

[@huhoka.y3163]

Lmao

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

I prefer this over zootopia don’t hate me

[@robyn4936]

In the movie there a scene were Elsa basically water bends and I straight up said that in the movie as it was the first thing that went to mind.... Frozen 2 is basically avatar the last ice bender

[@sarahn.h355]

Or the fifth element.

[@spiwolf6998]

But will she bloodbend?

[@mysterygirl6305]

I mean avatar isnt the only fantasy world that deals with the 4 elements. It's just the most known one out there. So I like that frozen is putting a twist on it. At least it is the forest using the elements and not the people. Making it different

[@waynepollard4132]

SuperCarlinBrothers called it.

[@HeilRay]

At least it isn’t M nights Last Air Blender.

[@alfredoangel2359]

I really was expecting a cool fight because of Anna swinging a sword at the camera in the trailer, sadly that scene was not in the movie.

[@vectrav6]

Your Amigo and that is the biggest problem with Frozen 2

[@EvelynL.1112]

@@vectrav6 Yeah

[@name-eo1lv]

@@vectrav6 the trailer made the movie look so badass and everything but like

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

It still was epic tho

[@Kicksno1fan]

I forgot who exactly said this, but the people who made the movie literally admitted that the scene wasnt in the movie, but since the fans loved it so much, they included anna grabbing the ice sword to make up for it

[@flanthief]

My friend and I were laughing hysterically at Kristoff's song because we couldn't believe how meme worthy it was

[@lucitum.world1998]

Sven speaks un this moment

[@daniellejeffery1528]

My husband and I saw it because it actually came out on our anniversary. We laughed hysterically during that part. It was the best part of the movie.

[@mehp_]

Me and my two friends laughed so hard, and all the little kids around us were so confused XD

[@alexistheamazing2796]

I know like people are like “iTs CrINgy” like it’s supposed to be!?!

[@tootyfrooty3072]

That song fuckin' slaps tho It was memeworthy, yet so beautiful😂

[@whitetigers2429]

When the movie ended someone yelled out “Damn, Disney’s Fifth element was great!” I died laughing.

[@cloudlion1610]

Seems like something I would do.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Fantastic

[@alyssasowell774]

My theater just clapped :/

[@FiSH-iSH]

εριc

[@underwrapsofficial]

HA I wish I was at that theater because that's my type of theator

[@woodentoucans7823]

The Media: So what drove you to make a sequel? Disney: Money

[@SoraFan23]

Oh by the way Lady and The Tramp 2019 version came out 2 weeks ago.

[@SC-ce3vp]

Disney: Hello, I like money.

[@jf1376]

@@SC-ce3vp I was gonna comment that would've to

[@SC-ce3vp]

@@jf1376 do it again brother

[@jf1376]

@@SC-ce3vp Hello, I like money

[@blackholetl]

I actually felt the movie was kind of rushing to the end once it started with how I felt the pacing was.

[@williamhare4456]

Disney- Make all the songs a “Let it Go” epic. Syndrome- when all the songs are a ‘“Let it Go” epic’. None will be.

[@jeromealday614]

Desensitization

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

You sly dog! You had me monologing -the movie in my head!-

[@TQuinn-yy9wy]

I would like to see a female villain with powers equal or better than Elsa's in all honesty

[@Lpsawesome1]

YES THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING, maybe another queen who is super corrupt from her powers or smthin like that.

[@shockvalue5086]

Glitchy Wolf a fire queen I get what you mean the stakes where just low in frozen 2

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

So... Azula?

[@jenneacubero1036]

Glitchy Wolf It could be the titular character from HCA's "The Ice Maiden". Unlike the Snow Queen was not villainous despite being an antagonist, the Ice Maiden was a different story; she killed a woman, imprinted said woman's baby and when the kid grew up, she basically has him killed with her kiss.

[@kennymartin5976]

@@Lpsawesome1 nah, the whole "corupted by magic" bit is dumb and played out. Just give her a goal that runs counter to elsa's. A soild clash of ideology.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

2013: Let it GOOO 2019: Into the UNKNOOOWN

[@supersonic_tumbleweed]

and into the unknown is better because Panic! covered it. And now Brendon Urie is the best Disney Princess in existence.

[@eleven-hopper]

@@supersonic_tumbleweed Nah, Brendon Urie isn't a good singer

[@toganium4175]

@@eleven-hopper r/whoosh!!!

[@Trubactor]

stevie NUNI

[@eleven-hopper]

@@toganium4175 that's not how that works

[@austincarter9523]

Your avatar looks like a combination of Shaggy and Velma.

[@luma4902]

He is their son

[@thelettere5150]

Dear god

[@theoneandonlyDaveDraws]

Did you hes their kid?

[@zweks]

Frozen 2 in six words: Elsa listens to Stairway to Heaven

[@dangercrue]

Kristoff sings a hair metal ballad

[@EmilyRabjerg]

Anna tries to follow big sis

[@quasar7951]

Emoji movie 2 exists and sucks Oh wait forgot this was the past

[@fc43]

Disney’s Avatar: The Last Air Bender.

[@artbytesia]

Frozen 2 in one word: Money.

[@Changeling9000]

I was hoping Elsa was going to learn that she was adopted and that her real mom was the original ice queen.

[@janethebluemouse]

OddBall64 that would've been great!

[@nijihime8342]

I was expecting that Elsa was either adopted, or her and Anna we're only half sisters. Because someone makes a comment about the sisters looking like their father. But Anna looks a lot like her mother, Elsa doesn't resemble their mom at all.

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Missed opportunity;-;

[@Kumori90]

The movie destroys the plot of Once Upon a Time season 4, which I actually hoped would be canon. Love Frozen but one thing it's missing: the Snow Queen...and that dark mirror plot device; I see a severe lack of mirrors in Frozen.

[@anormalguy9320]

That's exactly what i was hoping as well. If Elsa was adopted, and that her real parents were people with magic ice powers, i think it would have been much better.

[@tinmy3094]

I was just sitting there trying to figure out how elsa lives life with a dress permanently attached to her skin

[@kuro_neko5863]

She creates it with her magic and dismisses it just as easily.

[@Azenithf]

I still never understood why she preferred ice clothes over regular clothes, like beside the cold, doesn't it get kinda uncomfortable

[@xcavata]

@Kimberly Hxughes Who knows lol, not like she uses it

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

ru=gity

[@wsk5nwytscnkfsu]

Not to mention her permanently tatooed warerproof purple eyeshadow! I guess that’s also magic too.

[@NeoSharkk]

Saber: "the wind is just wind" Me: "no, the wind is Gale"

[@art_games_and_writing9778]

Punk Princess this made me lol 😂😂😂

[@Kardinaalilintu]

This movie is so americanized.... I can't really say that it has any scandi or nodic vibes beyond some clothing designs.

[@goldcherries]

Not to mentioned the forced in Black soldier guy. Like you guys totally had black generals and troops back in your feudal nordic woods,.

[@Jennie-qy5ps]

@@goldcherries Shhh, don't mention that or people will get mad at you for suggesting a film that is set in a certain country in a certain time period wouldn't have had black people in it, and especially not in any positions of power such as lieutenant. Like, there are genuine complaints that I agree with when it comes to films nowadays, like the things I've seen about Soul or anything that is set in the future only having white people in it; those are valid and true. But the ones bitching that "oh Elsa could've been black" or "Rapunzel could've been black" are dumb, when you consider they are set in the places and time periods that they came from. It's not that hard to understand.

[@deoxysn310]

The sequel is based on Scandinavian Sami-thing culture, which it does somewhat well.

[@luvblueybingoheeler3150]

jigmond This. I’m black and even I think it was stupid to have a black person be there. Let’s put a white person in Africa of the 21st BC. Who cares about accuracy.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

@@goldcherries There were black Vikings, for one thing. Seafaring cultures in general have always been more diverse because they only care about whether you're a good sailor or not. Secondly, this is set in like the 1840s.

[@EternalNothingness1]

14:21 "I prefer Moana by a long shot, I prefer Zootopia by a VERY long shot." Yeah, definitely not a furry.

[@Ralathar44]

Zootopia, be it furry or not, is just a damn well crafted movie. Similarly the anime Beastars is one of the best animes that has been made in a long time. Get used to it, the bloom of furries created by Disney's Robin Hood and the Lion King have come of age and are now in various creative industries where they are overrepresented because furries trend HEAVILY towards tech and art and other creative ventures. It's only going to continue lol.

[@sadvec6328]

Saber wants Nick Wilde´s long shot

[@AtariiWave]

@@Ralathar44 true.

[@redstreak9430]

I personally like those and Tangled better than Frozen to be honest.

[@Ralathar44]

​@@redstreak9430 Yup yup, Frozen is just a movie. It's a good and short lived ride. Zootopia and Beastars are movies that create entire worlds where you can explain essentially everything that happens within them organically by the rules shown to be present in the world itself. When Elsa makes a giant ice castle to song, they did it to make a cool movie moment. Nothing else in that world works that way. Nobody builds a castle that way. Nothing suggests Elsa would even know how to leverage her powers that way, understands architecture or the load bearing capacity of ice, etc. It's just something she does because they want the set piece moment. Conversely when stuff happens in Zootopia it happens because it fits the characterization of the fursons (sorry not sorry :P) involved interacting with each other and the world. When shit goes down in Beastars it happens because of the nature of the world + the expectations foisted upon each furson due the already alluded to pre-existing biases and ideologies involved. Basically, I believe in the world of Zootopia and Beastars as it's been presented to me. They follow their own rules and they have consistent internal logic that still manages to speak to the audience in meaningful or downright powerful ways. Frozen is all smoke and mirrors and cynically designed business fluff deep as puddle. So when I watch Frozen I go "that was an enjoyable ride", when I watch Zootopia I go "that was a damn good movie and actually" and when I watch Beastars I go "holy fucking shit how is this so good?" and I check with non-furries because it's so good I was convinced I must just be biased. Turns out I'm not, or at least it doesn't matter in this case. Beastars is impressing even many folks who have an aversion to furries lol. Poor bastids :D.

[@Sencilia]

I think what I loved the most was Elsa's "free" design. Her long, beautiful hair is just.... breathtaking and I'm jealous of it.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

I saw precisely zero trailers of this movie when it came out so when Elsa let her hair down all the way I was just staring at the screen unable to think.

[@thatdeadbraincell7526]

Lol same

[@darkprincess2157]

Wait if Elsa’s mom came from this village and new about magic why didn’t she teach or explain her powers to here in the first movie

[@goldcherries]

Yeah, humongous plot hole that makes no sense. I really hate how lazy Disney gets with trying to force plot twists that don't fit, and rationalize that's a kids film so no one cares. That girl was as white as hell, and doesn't make sense how her husband "didn't know" she saved him. Like, she was in the cart with him! Did he not notice. And even so, why the hell did she keep it a secret??? Her whole family is presumably dead forever, and she's presumably homeless, but no biggie! Not to mention, how did she get married to royalty without having any background check? And why did her husband never ask?? And she's not going to alleviate any of her child's anxiety by telling her she came from a magical place. Oh my god, this movie was complete garbage!

[@sillyeefers]

Actually, I believe it was because she has ice powers. At the beginning there was only Fire, Water, Earth, and Wind. Elsa, the fifth element, wasn' t there when her mother was associated with magic. And the people didn't actually have magic. The forest did. They knew how to communicate to the elements for their benefit. So her mother couldn't have really helped with her powers, which led to them going to the river. At least, that's what I think

[@dfquartzidn6151]

All of your comments are amazing! I haven’t even watched the movie yet.

[@sillyeefers]

@@dfquartzidn6151 Go see it! Its pretty good!

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

@@sillyeefers Exactly. Also, as far as she knew, the Arendellians attacked her people for _having_ magic. Makes sense for her to want to hide it.

[@jenneacubero1036]

OK, what's with 2019 and having sequels where a main character leaves? "Toys Story 4", "Ralph Breaks the Internet", "How To Train Your Dragon 3", and now this? It's a miracle no one's getting any abandonment issues from all of this.

[@Capydapy]

It's the new animation trend like the surprise plot twist villain beforehand. It's annoying, just like the plot twist villain was.

[@z1z0423]

I have

[@mrsunderstood8141]

Well im suprised nobody got mommy issues from the original movies

[@jenneacubero1036]

@@Capydapy I understood why some of these movies did this. Though, the ones leaving is still...questionable. How are Bonnie's folks going to explain Woody's disappearance to Andy?

[@jenneacubero1036]

@@mrsunderstood8141 Good point.

[@cassylk22]

If the Frozen 3 antagonist isn't Hans with fire powers i swear-

[@iRinnda]

I want Hans back as the main antagonist. He could be kinda like Elsa and Anna's bad grandfather, but then it'd be up to the sisters to redeem him or something, so that history wouldn't repeat itself or something like that.

[@jeromealday614]

@@iRinnda I love redemption arcs 😍

[@dewaunwarren1]

I'm okay with him being a throwaway villain and replacing him with someone new.

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

No way! No more Disney sequels!

[@EmmaBonn96]

Hans of Flame

[@rainyatsu4588]

I think in the movie you missed the part where they explained that they convinced the forest people that building the damn would strengthen their magic so they were all for it.

[@littlemisshorror5232]

Olaf was literally having an existential crisis the entire movie 😂😂😂

[@shughesyh.1305]

Loved his crisis 😂

[@denkidork1921]

This comment is so underrated

[@whatdoyouwan-]

Just wanted to say, when they were supposed to be trying to form an “alliance”, Elsa and Anna’s grandfather told the tribe people that the dam would strengthen the tribe and it was supposed to be a gift. They didn’t just start building a dam out of no where.

[@annarue7051]

Exactly

[@eliasalbarracin5549]

Their grandfather also pointed out that when the dam was finished, he knew that the forest would start dying and that would force the Northulders to work and possibly merge with Arendell.

[@Lilly-vt7ki]

Me and my friend were just laughing when Elsa’s makeup never came off

[@mavisdom-animeonpiano]

I’mNothing YT I was laughing too

[@EmmaBonn96]

It’s the rule of frozen Hair can be messed up But makeup is permanent Also see Anna sleeping in the first movie

[@jamieohjamie]

Girl with the right primer and setting spray, you can do anything. And have you ever tried to wipe off Nyx eyeliner? Shit is like glue.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

@@jamieohjamie I'm crying

[@lilysnape6520]

@@jamieohjamie Well, it's full of plastic- So there's a reason, that this happens :D

[@natkatmac]

Pros: new superpowers, pretty outfits, cool water horse, ATLA bending Cons: characters, plot At least they know how to please their target audience.

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

The plot should be in pros

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

@@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 the plot was really boring. Elsa was a way better character but everyone else (except Anna) was either boring or just there to move the plot forward

[@EvelynL.1112]

@@luizfelipevbf5567 Yeah, Anna and Elsa were the only characters that interested me.

[@Ghoosteny]

@@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 Nah mate the pacing was bad

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

@@Ghoosteny No it wasn't

[@DarkVampireL]

Got to be honest, didn’t know the movie came out... they really been lacking with advertisement.

[@emmy8548]

Dark Vampire Me neither. I got a bunch of “coming up next month” ads, but no “see it this weekend/next week” ones.

[@DisneySwimmer]

... You kidding? Where I live, there's an ad at least every 30 minutes on one channel alone

[@DarkVampireL]

Emmy I normally have my tv on while I’m working at I didn’t see anything about it.

[@sladedeathstroke9909]

Dark Vampire I got a lot of ads on Spotify for this film

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Yeah I never even heard of this movie

[@Lyndiloo]

For some reason your avatar's beard suddenly looks like a maple leaf.

[@Skarletkombat]

Lyndi Wittmann thanks because now I cannot unsee that

[@vaimantobe3034]

It always did. What has been seen cannot be unseen

[@blueleader8323]

Why have you done this.

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

It always did to me too

[@andpeggy1902]

The northuldra tribe is based off the samí people, who are actually white lol. This is Norway guys

[@jenneacubero1036]

And Peggy Weren't the sami people in the original "Snow Queen" story too?

[@susanalopez5052]

And Peggy this coment!!!

[@silverkai8325]

Jennea Cubero Yes, at least one

[@amiciprocul8501]

So even the White "homeland" is stolen land? 😂

[@xuxuxuxuxuxuxu1341]

​@@amiciprocul8501 To Hollywood and stupid people, yes.

[@Dan-zc3ou]

I feel like this movie was inspired by fanfics

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

If that were the case, I don't think it'd be rated PG.

[@twilightprincess3886]

@TheWanderingMist Oh my gosh....

[@Anonym-kl9vf]

*cough* thousands of Elsanna fanfictions and fanarts unfortunately spreading aorund in the internet *cough*

[@TrousleInk]

Is no one gonna talk about that queen reference I'm the Kristoff song??? Also when Olaf was dying all I could think was, Mr stark, I don't feel so good

[@aiyenolobia2179]

I thought about that too

[@TheHuskyK9]

Media: "Hello everyone, we are here live, interviewing Disney!" Disney: "Hello, I like money!" Media: "What inspired you to make a sequel to the popular franchise Frozen?" Disney: "Money!"

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

Well, I never really met anyone who really hates money.

[@TheHuskyK9]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. Money is cool

[@juice2307]

I hate money.

[@thegetrktshow]

Maniac From the Doomed Realm what about mr beast

[@Phobiaversity]

Is this a Mr Crabs reference ?

[@katooga9749]

Saberspark: hey everyone how’s it going Me: horrible

[@GrayFrost]

That's everyday for me

[@tylerhackner9731]

Yeah same

[@ClairvoyantDreams358]

Endling studios Probably because of that recent community post, right? That cat snuggling session was... ugh.

[@theatrepopcorn]

Me too.

[@spiwolf6998]

I'm sorry. 😟 I hope it gets better... (for both of us).

[@Ataru320]

Was a meh movie, but Kristoff's song was just so over the top and ridiculous I couldn't help but love it. Best Chicago knockoff ever.

[@alexfrog546]

No joke when kristoff started singing a kid started crying it was hilarious. I didnt really like his whole song thing I felt like it was kinda unnecessary.

[@Spiritofthecimmarron]

i didnt understand what he was on about and why the problems he was singing about never actually got addressed anywhere after that point lol

[@bmont8453]

That was hands down the worst part of the movie for me. I know that the movie is gonna have silly moments and it shouldn’t always be serious, but it felt like such a HUGE tonal shift to me and I did not like it. It felt waay too goofy and weird to add like right in the middle of the movie, I hated it. Also the problems he talked about in the song weren’t even really addressed later much if even at all. It was so pointless.

[@floranuko2854]

Felt like a parody song, and also the whole movie theatre was cry-laughing the whole song.

[@Spiritofthecimmarron]

@@bmont8453 exactly, i dont get his storyline. hes sad she left without telling him or taking him along, then never says anything to her about it or has any sort of conversation with her, promptly forgets about it as soon as she reappears and then proposes to her again anyway...

[@Kicksno1fan]

Spiritofthecimmarron I kinda agree, but I mean to be fair, they both though Elsa was dead at that point, so he wasn't gonna be like "so why did you leave me back there?". It was obvious she left him to protect elsa, she even said that to him. so technically it was explained to him lol

[@LARKXHIN]

"Elsa and Anna are white as bread" LOL

[@_dave4681]

I thought he said wide. Don't ask why.

[@PeterGriffin11]

@@_dave4681 why?

[@lez-anon2966]

@@PeterGriffin11 jdwjda;2+$!$!$!$!!""!!'!2(28$($!$!_!**;

[@robertharris6092]

But... not all bread is white...

[@janethebluemouse]

Well they are in Norway...

[@DragonGal]

*So when will Disney start making original movies instead of sequels and live action remakes*

[@DragonGal]

Mariajose Pulido i hope

[@Rosa-he6xb]

They’re going to make a new original movie called “Raya and the Last Dragon,” in 2020 November

[@andrejg4136]

You make new IP when you can't leverage your existing properties anymore. Same reason you get new games when a publishers old games start drying up.

[@MidgarMerc]

So did you go watch The Nutcracker adaptation? No? That's why.

[@vanessaaiselbrown3521]

Next year.

[@Pandurz]

I was lowkey hoping the movie was going to be about Elsa discovering something damning and having to dabble with moral corruption and being the villain haha

[@mehp_]

That'd be a pretty interesting plot for the 3rd movie

[@sakareeh]

The first song with Anna and Olaf is literally just “here we are in the future” from SUF lmao

[@StarrySeal]

lmao

[@Galaxia53]

I don't like how Disney is buying up most of the industry and how they always try to force in comic relief characters so I don't want to support them

[@Miriam_J_]

Comic relief characters are in everything. Your pfp is MLP, you should know this lmao

[@boxofbugs2292]

@@Miriam_J_ lol

[@dewaunwarren1]

In most kids stories that take themselves seriously there's always a comic relief character.

[@bmont8453]

My dude there’s a comic relief character in almost every kind of media

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Uh?

[@AE1OU]

Does Elsa get pregnant by Spiderman by the end of the film?

[@ThePooper_]

Hehehheheheh

[@sithnchips]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@smileyfacegr6691]

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

[@sensitive_salamander1091]

ΔΘΛΞΠΣΦΨΩ yes

[@martha-hy7vq]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@35Cypher]

How anyone couldnt love Christofs 80 rock ballad is beyond me.

[@Squish_Squash]

My mom: Frozen 2 just came out do you want to watch it someday? Me: Dang a sequel already? My mom: It's been 6 years since the first one came out. Me: Me: Me: Mom help I'm about to have an existential crisis on the passage of time-

[@name-eo1lv]

exactly felt like this came out LAST year like damn i feel old

[@memethyst]

i really liked the scene where elsa was inside the glacier seeing flashbacks of her mother as if her mother was singing to her right there. i really liked how it expanded on elsa and anna's relationship with their parents that we never really got to see in the first film... -but yeah i don't get why their mom was tan as a kid and pale as an adult though-

[@TheNamelessNarrator]

memethyst Disney white washed their own character

[@memethyst]

@@TheNamelessNarrator they had a character who was already white and then gave her a backstory that they weren't even intending on giving her when she was created. i mean it's a nice backstory but it doesn't make any sense because of her already established design 6 years ago..

[@morganrakes4184]

I was tanner as a child and pale as fuck today.

[@freebellamoon74]

@@morganrakes4184 Lmaoooo 😂😂!

[@katarinawikholm5873]

Because 19th century queens stay indoors out of the sun, while the northuldra/Sami lived more outdoors. Which means Iduna would lose her childhood tan.

[@chrisdankdaddy]

Endgame: “mr Stark I don’t feel too good” Frozen 2: “I know what’s permanent”

[@chrisdankdaddy]

Royal.Toxic. Glow yes thank you

[@datspud_6036]

"white as bread" saberspark 2019

[@paitynnicolosi8907]

The only Sven I cared about was a Minecraft dog.

[@ChiaraTomassone]

Same

[@TheMightyJoeBob]

Saberspark: "2014-15-so on..." Jeez Saberspark, Let it Go....

[@abandonedacc420]

YoU dIdN'TTTTttT jUsT *DO THAT, DID YOU?*

[@deereye87]

*Heh*

[@levimoore9041]

If I had the patience I would type the whole song right now

[@geardog24]

I was hoping Anna would get her own powers or at least fight a non surprise villain.

[@vermister341]

Same, I thought she would get fire or wind

[@James-wi9un]

Honestly, her character works bc her "power" is her personality and her drive and all that

[@vermister341]

@@James-wi9un seems that way

[@braydude104]

Anna's power is her determination and courage which makes up for her sister's general shy demeanour and timidness, whereas Elsa has the magic. In a way, Anna already is the warm to Elsa's cold. I honestly wouldn't have it any other way, and I think they would actually lose some of their charm if they both had magical powers.

[@blindtreeman8052]

If they gave anna powers it would be kinda predictable. But if they didnt give her powers you'd ask "why are you even here?" so yeah. Its a lose lose situation that they could work around to be ok. They went with the latter

[@lanna3387]

Saberspark. Olaf didnt say "warm hugs" . he said "love" before he died.

[@petarus625]

Wait, didn't he say something like "I like warm hugs" right before he died?

[@aleabeckermann2100]

Petarus yep! Before that tho he said “there is one thing thats permanent. Love!” So ur both right

[@karurosu4121]

i did like "into the unknown" alot more than "let it go". i just like the siren voice that harmonizes with elsa

[@AtariiWave]

2019: the year of Sami people on animation.

[@robertharris6092]

Or just movies set in older scandinavia.

[@zerotodona1495]

But they have to add blacks for some reason

[@carktheshark]

@@zerotodona1495 African people traded all over the world for a long time, history is just written by white people and they tend to ignore them

[@BreakEm22]

@@carktheshark Yes because two black people visited this one place means that everything was multi-racial everywhere. I bet you're a mouth breather who applauds the British Broadcasting Network for rewriting history and sticking blacks everywhere. I love that most of rome is dark skined. White people fought in ww1? NO THE BLACK KANGS DID. Stop backwashing history, thank you.

[@AtariiWave]

@High Quality Uploads well, it is supposed to be set in north-Scandinavia, what if someone made a movie set in Africa and show a a white man there? That is something I don't understand from people who put forced characters only to satisfy their ego while the story of the movie gets bad

[@MidgarMerc]

"I dont see how Elsa and Anna can be tribes people" what? Theres been white tribes before. We all used to be in tribes

[@bernebelmont1857]

They look brown in the movie

[@BalaenicepsRex3]

The setting is Nordic so I guess there could actually be white tribes, but in the movie they're brown

[@averagetype5heavyenjoyer]

Plot twist: they were cossacks. (Not to be taken seriously)

[@TheAkwarium]

They are based on the Saami people (indegenous Scandinavians who inhabit the regions of northern Sweden, Norway, Finland and Russia) who are white (they can be classified as both though caucasian and eurasian, the further east you go the more Asian they look. Those who inhabit Norway, Sweden and Finland though are white) And the "call" Elsa is hearing is an ancient Scandinavian hearding call, called "kulning". Used for calling back cattle

[@morganrakes4184]

TheAkwarium No shush people can’t think that there’s actual lore related to the culture Frozen is set in. Must be racist and wrong.

[@pekopii]

After the movie, I was walking out when a kid told her mom to buy her the new dress that Elsa wore at the end of the movie lmao

[@sl4yer134]

Saberspark: Quick vid Me: It’s like 14 minutes?!

[@ProtoSnake]

Does anyone remember when Disney use to make stories that wants to be told, not increasing sequels?

[@NaokoMarie]

ProtoSnake Disney's been doing sequels for a long time. They just flopped so they went under noticed

[@SoraFan23]

Oh boy you don't even wanna see the sequels of their 2D animated sequels they are mostly terrible.

[@fusetunes]

they’ve only made a couple recently. at least they’re actually decently produced and we’re not getting the wave of direct to dvd sequels from the early 2000s 🤷‍♀️

[@bnewtz7492]

ProtoSnake Okay so we’re just gonna ignore all of the direct to DVD sequels?

[@PeterGriffin11]

Disney has always been obsessed with sequels their old ones were just mostly straight to DVD fortunately.

[@brontome]

To clear out the tribes people they're clearly based on the sami/ lapplanders in northern norway and sweden. They're an indo european culture but they're very different from other european cultures

[@HaanPere]

Saami people are not indo-european, though. Neither genetically nor culturally.

[@domenstrmsek5625]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@l.l.8731]

They're caucasian

[@RandomPerson-hd9sb]

Excuse me but "Lost in the Woods" is a masterpiece smh

[@AnimeAmericaPodcast]

Their grandfather wanted to weaken the tribe because he has a superiority complex. By building the dam, he was only hurting their resources which would force them to rely on him. The war was not part of his plan, but he tried to kill the tribe leader when he was trying to expose the truth. His fear of their magic and his fear of not being a respectful King created a mess that Elsa and Anna had to fix. I agree with the stories pacing and Kristoffs plot was just filler, but I think their Grandfathers part made sense. I just think the ending was a little too forced.

[@slytherinsableye7540]

I'm scared that it's going to have a song that people put on all the time for like 4 years or something.

[@chefboyardee4732]

I kind of doubt it, none of the songs in the movie were earworms like Let it Go. They were good but I don't see any of these being that big, though they might try to push it idk

[@XWierdThingsHappenX]

dont worry it doesn't all the songs are forgettable and boring

[@grimgracious]

I watched the movie the Thursday it came out and went to Walmart the next day. Nearly had an existential crisis when I heard the echoing Elsa hears in the movie while in the electronics section but couldn't find the source. Turns out they were playing the dang song on the intercom! It's started already. . .

[@z1z0423]

Geez I hooe not

[@SpongicX]

Doubt it, the songs were underwhelming in this sequel.

[@davidhayes7609]

Me: the only good song and only reason to watch the movie “lost in the woods” Saberspark: kristoffs song was pointless Me:........ YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

[@wills4579]

Was the best song in the movie

[@whyhellothere6855]

I didn’t like it tbh lol

[@useddirt7500]

The song is ok but watching the song take place in the movie was weird and I’m confused on if it was suppose to be funny.

[@starcatcher8384]

I get his point tho, if you take that song out it literally doesn’t make a difference with Kristoff. It was so useless and unnecessary that it adds nothing to the story. It was so stupid that I love it

[@henrys884]

This especially hurt seeing as I was Kristoff in my local theater's production of frozen. Wat the heck Saber. Wat hecc

[@bellablondon6172]

“Samantha” -Olaf, 2019

[@spookyspider2820]

The second movie didn’t really feel like sequel..

[@Duck274]

Frozen 2 like a million songs, but about 90% are exactly the same

[@SoraFan23]

Basically Frozen 2.0

[@janejohnsen5369]

Saber spark forgetting the town's name Me: *ITS A R E N D A L E*

[@8YoungNastyman8]

Arendelle

[@BonaparteBardithion]

Passamaquoddy

[@iswayuri]

Daspakomerendalle

[@PirateFilms95]

I laughed when he said "Harrenhall"

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

Frozen II: The contrivance Seriously, I felt like so many things were contrived, when they could've written a more natural flow to the plot.

[@armangutierrez3697]

The third act is too effin fast. Like in the end i was like 'that's it?'. If they had a less limited time constraints tho, they could have had stretched it out.

[@Scroteydada]

Saying "Frozen 3" out loud is uncomfortable

[@SoraFan23]

No No No! No more Frozen leave it be.

[@shanechannel7066]

I saw Frozen 3 on pornhub

[@ThePooper_]

@@shanechannel7066 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@someweirdoanimationsp6693]

Ew

[@shanechannel7066]

@@someweirdoanimationsp6693 starring a mother and her son

[@watcherzombier2010]

Spoiler, Elsa is the the Fifth Element. Also, I have never heard so many parents sleeping in the theater before this movie.

[@gspida25]

I ain’t gonna lie I feel asleep at least 3 times during this film. The story was really weak imo

[@corruptedteka]

I was eating pringles so I didn't fall asleep at all. I did stop eating in tense moments.

[@lucitum.world1998]

Elsa uses LIFE

[@lucitum.world1998]

ICE is the CREATION of WATER

[@HeelerHouse]

@@gspida25 literally the movie felt like it was like 20 minutes

[@minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958]

I love how everyone back then was like: Disney! We want sequels and remakes of this and that!!!! And now we’re like: Disney, stop, we want original ideas.

[@woodburr7717]

I'm guilty of letting my Disney princess heart (that I didn't know I even had) adore this movie, sure the plot wasn't the best out there but it was just visuals, characters, and soundtrack that really charmed me. I'd say I wish this movie got more credit, but I guess it can't be helped if the plot and story-telling aspect didn't hit home with alot of people. Anyway, unpopular opinion: I liked Frozen 2

[@novelyst]

So we're not going to talk about the fact that Kristoff got an '80s music video? alright

[@mlpdisneylover]

Yeah. Saber didn’t talk about it! I thought it was kinda funny!

[@catherine6665]

i cringed a little

[@dameonpounders7211]

Easily the best scene in the move for me.

[@atmatomic3274]

Do a tier list of the worst movies you’ve reviewed

[@indigowendigo8165]

I think he has an outdated one but I do kind of want to see another one. :p

[@domtraini4889]

What’s the magic word?

[@zoroarklover363]

@@domtraini4889 Furry

[@uAlienatedIllusion]

Wizart anything.

[@rhaibi12]

So my daughter is 3...she fell in love with the first one. I thought it was OK. Nothing incredible. Took her to the second one opening weeking and I have to admit.... My wife and I absolutely loved it. Incredible visuals, expansion of the characters, less focused on huge hooky songs. Really enjoyable.

[@pinkiebows111]

I’m still surprised that you haven’t reviewed the scene in Talking Tom and Friends where Tom accuses Angela of cheating on him and then they break up and he shoots himself to wipe out his emotions. Not only is it furry but it’s super super dark for a kids show.

[@peachyroo1714]

I only remember the games! Damn

[@felwinterslie8223]

Yo what the heck

[@Sqwivig]

"I prefer Zootopia by a VERY LONG shot" Saber confirmed a furry

[@SillyLittleDeadHead]

Third movie introduces a villain who gets revealed to be Elsa's long awaited love interest and either gets revealed to have been good but misunderstood the whole time or the villain turns good at the end - something to that avail. Place your bets ladies and gents, it's only a matter of time before Elsa gets a romantic interest.

[@James-wi9un]

Frozen 3: Elsa and the big tiddy goth gf

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

@@James-wi9un of they want that sweet chinese money they're not gonna do it. The xhinese government does not allow homosexual representation in children's media. Disney likes money, they're never gonna do it. But the R34 artists are gonna anyway

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

No way! We're not getting any more Disney sequels!

[@pathetic2399]

I hope not. People claim elsa should get a love interest (Female) for representation but her not having a love interest at all and focusing on herself is good representation as is. And if Kristoff being largely irrelevant in this movie proved anything, it’s that Elsa and Anna don’t need love interests to make them better characters.

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

Tbh Elsa REALLY reads as a lesbian to me, but I know that won’t happen so just leave her alone

[@manoftruth0935]

Isn’t Elsa technically naked when she wears ice on herself?

[@laineyjohnson3530]

Oof

[@polosatus]

Technically, when you wear *something* you are not naked.

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

But the clothes look like its made for her body

[@MiraculousMayhem04]

Personally, I have all of the songs stuck in my head once per day, some of the songs give me still give me gosebumps

[@einarjorgensen]

the dam is based on the Alta dam in Norway made despite the Samie's protests.

[@waltereliassidney1235]

That is deplorable. After all the talk of working with the Sámi on the film. smh. Culture Vultures.

[@windows2c400]

why did they make a sequel? money.

[@abrahamgonzales1888]

Windows 2C Reporter to Disney:why did you make a second FROZEN right after the first one?” Disney:MONEY

[@khoshekh7419]

@@abrahamgonzales1888 I can hear this comment

[@polysteveshusbandandboyfri644]

Yea but it doesn't make sense they took so long

[@mysteriontheguardianangel8859]

Disney: *read this in Mr krabs voice* MONEY

[@Biotyn]

@@polysteveshusbandandboyfri644 the interviews said that they started working on it right after the success of the first one

[@peblezQ]

You took the words right out of my mouth. I 100% felt the same way about this movie as you

[@ellie4668]

MY THEORY: The fifth element isnt whatever it was, it's actually Love!!! I think this because the voice started annoying Elsa when she loved her sister more than she used to, not because of her powers or whatever Also, a big theme of the move is love of all kinds (not just romantic love) Examples: Family love, romantic love and friendship