PAT'S BUTT TROUBLE -- PAIGE PLAYS DARK SOULS (PEACHSALIVA AND THE RUBY WEAPON HOUR)

[@goblinrat6119]

The actual reason this happened is that Pat accidentally had 『Crazy Talk』 out and claimed he wasn't wrong. The next thing he knew, he was literally full of shit. It's a powerful stand, but he almost killed himself with his carelesness.

[@mysteryman8667]

Goblin Rat what a truly terrifying stand

[@lv.2073]

I love this fanbase

[@nobody5556]

Hospital is Hospital

[@JeedyJay]

Destiny is Destiny

[@nobody5556]

Butts are butts

[@Znijik]

They heal, and then there's a FEE!!!

[@adammortimer1637]

Pat's Bizarre Adventure: Hospital Is Unbreakable

[@RadJordy]

"Hospital is hospital" -Pat, Final Fantasy XIII: Pat Returns (2013)

[@majesticcactus2945]

love is beautiful

[@golightly313]

"My OOOORGANS!"

[@EggBastion]

I need those...

[@DrErikNefarious]

"I was in the hospital because there was too much poop in my butt"-Pat, 2017

[@StephanieLeighG]

As someone who has bad periods and chronic constipation, I'm on Pat's side for once. Paige, even the worst periods are not like being mega constipated. Unless he really hadn't tried taking a single laxative in the days before going to the hospital. I assume he's not that crazy, but I've been wrong before.

[@connorp3030]

Mocha she says oh well that's like a period therefore it's fine for me to laugh at your pain. I think if Pat was an ass when she was on her period she wouldn't like it (I know it's all lighthearted though)

[@turboyabo864]

Mocha but pat didn't even try to check if what paige said would work he just wanted to hospital.but could be that pat didn't change his underwear so it was so starting to leave marks around his waist

[@FroggyCrimes]

Yeah, I have had constipation so bad it actually simultaneously made it so that I couldn't piss. It's fucked up.

[@Morrison64]

Ya pat is just such a whiny baby, Ive delt with worst episodes of pains then him holding in his shit, I just toughed it out it sucked but it doesnt need a trip to the hospital, if pat had to experience some of the pains I have to deal with time to time he would be dialing 911 every time, he's a major hypochondriac and needs to chill out I mean fuck for a dude that doesn't need to work a physically demanding job 5 to 6 days a week he sure creates alot of problems for himself.

[@ufofighter16]

! GOUT !

[@FamiliarFacesChannel]

"Lick a @!$%ing apple once a year" I though about this line and started laughing in front of a bunch of apples the other day.

[@AedanBlackheart]

I thought she said "lick a fucking asshole once a year" 🤣

[@MogsnOB]

Are YOU gonna give him the enema Paige?! You can't just wait for constipation to go away, he had to do something about it, and going to the hospital is free in Canada 😆

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Indeed. Us poor fucks in the US get charged exorbitant fees for hospital care. I mean...$6000 for colonic therapy. Think about that. SIX GRAND FOR A BUTT BLAST!!!

[@gamerguy6990]

Yakumo Yomi don't forget the tremendous fear us Americans get when we see an ambulance

[@turboyabo864]

Morgan OB then who pays them

[@MogsnOB]

nemsis turboverdirve Taxes are much higher in Canada, so every Canadian helps to pay for it. Technically not free but if you ever have to spend a week in the hospital you won't be in debt for the rest of your life.

[@ZackofSpades]

He was using Star Platinum to keep in all the shit in the Frozen Time

[@yukionnaslayer1]

Star platinum is punching his shit to keep it inside himself ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

[@AnoyingOnline]

WHOLESOME

[@erikwilliams1562]

They are the best/terrible couple I've ever seen

[@DeathKnight5608]

If a couple can make fun of each other without getting mad, I think that's a sign of a relationship built to last.

[@jartism]

As someone who has dealt with severe near life threatening bowel problems, sometimes laxatives just won't cut it paige

[@Luchingador]

i love/hate these 2 so much, i love that they have each other to make their lifes ridiculous. :P

[@Imasuky]

I laughed so hard when I saw this that I nearly pooped myself.

[@emoyak8795]

GrandSilver Pat couldn't

[@EggBastion]

...too soon

[@GigachadVTuberEnjoyer]

Hospital is not hospital

[@TheEpicpwnr100]

Shiggy Diggy Hospital is not crash.

[@SpookySpaghettii]

Awesome thumbnail

[@wildwoody8324]

Maybe if pat actually looked after himself he wouldn't have needed to visit the hospital. Would it kill him to take a light jog and some fibre? I mean what he had was some heroin junkie level shit...

[@Morrison64]

Ya i dont see that happening until its too late for him, few years ago i was literally had the same eating habits and was actually heavier then pat and After getting out of my comfort zone and you know actually exercising and taking out alot of crap foods like pop, fast food , crappy snacks I got and felt so much better and ya can poop alright these days, look at paigh she looks fantastic and is in good shape cause she mentioned in a stream she works out 5 to 6 days a week too bad she doesnt help Pat get off his ass and start excersing at least 2 to 3 times a week for at least 1 to 2 hours like start him off slow , Pat needs to get out of his comfort zone and out of that mindset he's put himself in he's a good guy he's just doesnt have some good life mindsets

[@Morrison64]

Also peigh has lupus and she still works thru it and pat well he's pat

[@dommer4killdx834]

They are perfect for eachother.

[@Axalon45]

Destiny is Hospital is Destiny Hospital.

[@KapitanPazur1]

Man, I forgot so much why I hate Pat and Dark Souls combo. Like seriously, another "use heavy armor - that will re compensate for my lack of teaching skills".

[@johntrains1317]

Woooow