People F*cking Dying

today People F*cking Dying is stuff from r/peoplef*ckingdying carefully curated for your viewing pleasure
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[@vanessasanders5917]

Fun Fact: That monkey you saw was a golden snub nosed monkey. These monkeys are very social monkeys. Also, a way to tell if they are a male of female(Without looking at their parts) is to look at their lips because the little flaps on the edges. I really love monkeys.

[@Stupidhead17]

I will take one for myself

[@zage932]

KZbin doesn't like monkeys except us

[@shaneoconnor7588]

i wanted to know this thanks

[@Bee-kv5tx]

This is the most wholesome comment I've seen in a while. Thank you

[@MammalianCreature]

@@Stupidhead17 Don't do it. Monke is strong, too strong for you

[@supervegito8340]

Ngl that grandma was absolutely adorable.

[@Devilicious.]

That was so wholesome 🥲

[@supervegito8340]

@@Devilicious. the way she fully played along with it just made me smile

[@miller_koth]

You're not sorry!

[@Devilicious.]

@@miller_koth lmao 🤣 best death line ever!

[@mrbrit8842]

Well without watching the video yet and it’s called people fucking dying I’m gonna have a good time

[@phantomghostthedripgod9474]

That grandma running is shocking if you think about the fact that she’s like 90 and she can run with ease at that age.

[@ignoreallmycommentsandreplies]

She doesn't skip leg day 🤩💅✨

[@yipps1171]

@@ignoreallmycommentsandreplies damnit I wanted to say that

[@tttwdawccasb4048]

You could say she’s *running in the 90s*

[@CHILLIN2540]

Bold assumption

[@trafficlover74]

She looks younger ngl

[@AlleyKatte]

This might be one of the only subreddits that's perfect for Kwite. It just fits his exact sense of humor so well.

[@justaguy3273]

Yo, why tf is a child on here?

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@justaguy3273 they could be drunk/high not a child. Or both, I guess

[@scythxr25]

I know i am almost 2 months late but i would recommend the channel "Kalbus" you might have seen it since Kwite used to be on it

[@justaguy3273]

Fair point

[@heronb.4965]

"Is there a dog equivalent to ptsd? oh it does, it's just ptsd" that was funnier than it should've been

[@Skibidifart268]

"It has all this rage, but non of the capacity to act on it" is a great description

[@randomamericansoldier8586]

same bro

[@Th3_Ch0s3nOne]

sounds like me

[@justaguy3273]

ALL HEIL MOTHMAN

[@Moth_Please]

@@justaguy3273 A y o

[@broblerone413]

short people be like

[@ango_mango2292]

I like how the title says "people fucking dying" then its mostly about animals

[@ABlandName]

they are fucking an animal named dying

[@pewpewcricketsalt5574]

Uhhhh

[@davidguite8429]

animals are people

[@Itsbully06]

@@ABlandName no no hes got a point

[@Carbon-cringe-human]

@@ABlandName what the fuck

[@ObviousEnzo]

“People F*cking dying” is the only thing that makes me feel lucky in life

[@AdachiCabbage]

For now.

[@DefinitelyNotYT]

I wish I was those people

[@jaythan.221]

@@DefinitelyNotYT you're fun, arent'cha?

[@DefinitelyNotYT]

@@jaythan.221 yes

[@Ctrl-Z-Renders]

the subreddit, Right?

[@anisa6658]

To be frank, geese are terrifying and I wouldn't want to cross one

[@sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637]

Swans are scariest

[@AV_Action]

@@sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637 Geese are all bark and no bite while swans can and will mess you up

[@MariaHernandez-ps6rx]

Then why do gooses necks fit so snugly in the clenched fist of a human

[@JustanotherGOOSE]

Boo!

[@anisa6658]

@@JustanotherGOOSE ueueueueue please don't hurt me

[@seriousnorbo3838]

9:26 That's actually how baby parrots behave, they think the finger is parent's beak that tries to feed them.

[@helenasahlispersonalaccoun4191]

I love how every time Kwite’s gonna start talking about something, he scratches the back of his neck

[@isaacz.8349]

Kwites computer reflection in his glasses look like eyes and I can’t get over it.

[@panzerfaustrocket4260]

You fool. Now i cant get it out of my head.

[@isaacz.8349]

@@panzerfaustrocket4260 :)

[@panzerfaustrocket4260]

@@isaacz.8349 :,)

[@monsoon_mgr1779]

Bro I have always seen it and I just can't shake the thought

[@lelandholmquist2467]

I can’t unsee it what have you done!?

[@eliasepica]

5:27 I LOVE THESE CATS these are actual wild cats called Pallas cats--who are named after who had found them in 1776, Peter Simon Pallas--they are native to Asia and Europe and usually reside in grass/shrublands! sure they may seem HUUUGGEE, but as adults their body and head mass only grows up to 46-65 cm, which is around 1.5-2 feet; they also have a giant bushy tail that makes them look bigger, around 21-31 cm or 0.6-1 feet.

[@eliasepica]

if you didnt notice i love cats and researching them:))!

[@bananar1403]

@@eliasepica :)

[@azulathesunmoonsimp8939]

Their hiss is so adoooorableeeee >w

[@hollisticc]

ikr i was confused by kwite's reaction like sir that's just a cat that's more cat than house cats are

[@18Hongo]

The body is round.

[@the_real_boogeyman]

6:28 Beluag Whales actually really like it when you scratch their tongues for some reason, so it probably wasn't thinking of biting down because it was already being appeased

[@99percent.99]

5:53 The bird is clipping into the cage like as if he’s out of Gmod.

[@Minal_Aurapine]

7:38 New sleep paralysis demon unlocked: forward facing dog

[@Dacept]

You know the video is gonna be great when the first clip has a wondershare watermark on it

[@isappycracks]

bro was that a fucking gameplay from a game of puppet combo?

[@idorickroll9828]

Dacept is commenting be like

[@milktea6676]

Trademark this comment please

[@fatnessfatinator]

yo dude I watch you!

[@Snoebal]

Hello

[@agent_w.]

the original subreddit where actual people die was banned, so i guess we’ll use this

[@Garvity69420]

My morbid curiosity wants to see that

[@jahanarahgraham8003]

@@Garvity69420 it was kind of horrifying tbh. I looked at it at some point and watched a lady save her toddler before the escalator they were on fucking sank in half and I’ve been lowkey scared of them since 💀

[@lihuenbaez6154]

@@Garvity69420 eyeblech still has a lot of that but i really don't recommend it. It is pretty bad. Like, a woman sobbing over her daughter's mutilated body bad.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@jahanarahgraham8003 😰

[@Lunrbatzz]

@@jahanarahgraham8003 ayo wait I think I’ve seen that, was it in china or something

[@FizzyVonDizzy]

Kwite: people fucking dying Us: Travis Scott? Kwite: no, goose

[@p1nk_anthem]

Travis Scott more like Scravis Trott

[@frrruuuuit]

@@p1nk_anthem *gives a trophy*

[@screeching_lemon7582]

Ruined the 333 likes 🙃

[@ToastBoastOfficial]

@@p1nk_anthem true humour

[@p1nk_anthem]

@@ToastBoastOfficial HELPPP i literally blocked this out of my memory

[@anoukmeuwsen8583]

Don’t worry they aren’t furrys, those are called pallas’s cats, and they are really rare

[@appleseeds5825]

Omg thank you I was about to ask what those cats were.

[@grimmreaper1594]

kwite being a cat person makes me -love- like him exponentially more.

[@dazed_4days]

I like to think that he's like a friend showing you all of these and talking like a madman. Gets me genuinely happy and makes me laugh so loud! Haven't laughed so much at someone's content in awhile! :D

[@coconutshampoo9025]

This reads like a serial killer’s last comment before getting caught

[@CrabO2]

Parasocial relacionsips

[@darth_avocado2406]

7:00 "if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back"

[@Mr.DirpyThe1st]

Literally😂

[@JewelWildmoon]

4:03 That dog is thinking "I TOLD you the vacuum cleaner is *evil!* "

[@eh853]

Kinda scared me when he said "I know for a fact you thought I was gonna say something else"

[@supersoldier64]

3:02 this clip made my f**king day

[@JohnnysBrainfart4372]

same lmao

[@jasperdrawings]

Me too

[@532isthebestnumber]

7:07 *You are staring into the void. *It stares back, with its cute kitty eyes??? *No no! Wrong line!

[@jiro3po817]

You're not wrong about the elephants The main body is just a clenched fist The legs are thumbs The tail is a dehydrated pinkie The ears are giant hands, but only the palm of it And the trunk is just a middle finger

[@doggieonbaysil2706]

Thanks for the visual, I now have one elephant.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@doggieonbaysil2706 no that’s your mom

[@DarkLorddReviews]

Me: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. *minutes later* OMG A KWITE VIDEO!!!

[@landroverrangeroversporths2569]

@UCMLQAcSPOW0a28uWLvxiXww Wow! (Fuck off) No

[@NankitaBR]

Somewhere in an old hard drive there is a video of my two dearly missed dogs doing the same thing that the dog at 4:10 And there's probably another video where me and my sister pretended to be fighting each other and the dogs were desperately trying to pull us apart as gently as possible without hurting any of us

[@ranchsoda7759]

for anyone wanting to know the cat at 5:26 is a Pallas's cat also known as a manul they have a diet of small mammals mostly and on the conservation status they are least concern! i love the square headed cat so much!

[@serbiancountryball3024]

0:00 *Top 10 most dramatic anime battles*

[@darkvader2024]

*massacres

[@milktea6676]

I think we’ve all been dead for the last two years Without knowing it

[@coconutshampoo9025]

I’ve been thinking this since 2013

[@peeblekitty5780]

8:20 How you know he reads fanfic

[@veggietablz]

7:56 i felt anger joy and sadness all at once because of this

[@DudeTheGuy1]

1:29 guy : what you gonna do? grandma : WEAVE

[@snowscapeddreams6300]

5:35 jokes on you, that’s a real thing called a ‘pallas cat’. cry.

[@lochlanbell1266]

They are called the most grumpiest cat in the world

[@InkandAcid]

This sentient hoodie continues to exist through sheer force of will, spite and sass

[@SnepBlepVR]

Chaotic goose: Peace was never an option.

[@SArtisto1]

Mouse: *Hides behind bag* 9:56 Me: *Would've immediately stomped the bag*

[@ExpandDong420]

That's how you end up with a knife through the foot

[@Milk-ck1wv]

wth is wrong with you

[@cardboardmilk4826]

6:00 washing machine

[@Rio-dx5sv]

9:40 he got us all or at least me

[@dragontitan7073]

That parrot playing with the cage sounded like an old dilapidated washing machine on the spin cycle.

[@guyhenderson3967]

I love how you make sure to never clickbait, and always have honest titles.

[@lastoftheliving27]

"here's a elephant for reference" actually had me laughing out loud XD

[@moonknightress5059]

6:55 This is why I love black cats, they look like little voids with eyes

[@honeymiraclesoftcake]

2:02 I've never thought monkeys/apes were well, cute, but this is the most "cute" one I've seen, what kind is it?

[@ExpandDong420]

It's a golden snubnosed monkey

[@Noah_thegamer097]

It looks like a type of orangutan I’m in the wrong but it’s fluffy it’s got adorable face and it just wants munchies

[@nekomimicatears]

Golden snub nose i Think

[@gaysalad4178]

The most gruesome part of the content of this video is using reddit on LIGHT MODE

[@vickymills7007]

1:22 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@Rivers_TG]

I never thought I'd get theater PTSD via a Kwite video...but that Oedipus Rex reference was out of pocket.

[@LEBNice]

4:56 “um sir why are there bones in your bag? Never mind it’s just a person”

[@cristescustefancosmin1844]

5:25 mandatory big stretch: Ohhhhhhh big stretch

[@basvandiepen2772]

5:32 that isn't even his final form.

[@gingeralesequel]

😨

[@shayerahol6434]

Pallas' cats ( 5:28 ) are known to be weirdly expressive, look up photos and they'll make you laugh

[@hummusmold]

The last time I watched Kwite was the "timezones suck" era and I was not prepared for how much his voice dropped

[@iamsam6111]

That dog stuffed animal would be a perfect prank toy for guests. They see it, you walk over. And you sit on it. You watch the horror on their faces as they witness you sit, on your “dog”.

[@squiggle8333]

5:31 he says he has cats but he’s never seen one do that before

[@gingeralesequel]

I think it's the way the cat looks...?

[@shaigray2999]

Lol I think it's weird that the animal is in a zoo because that's a cat that lives at a very high altitude so to have it in a cage is very weird so they must have a controlled climate/air pressure there

[@kaiweircrwrl6376]

Hi Kwite Fun fact, your name translated to Katie anyways your content is awesome. Have a great year

[@floorman7076]

8:43 nah, you aren't

[@H0m1x1D32]

0:34 I'm crying and so angry at that guy for being stupid😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🥺🥺🥺😤😤😤😤😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭

[@yanfeet]

nice profile picture

[@idobadjokes2830]

What?

[@ilovebugs1027]

6:52 leshy from inscryption

[@seanratcliff691]

What I love is when a video has so much content, I answer one text and miss three videos

[@haikyuunerd2955]

People dying? More like their last 15 seconds of fame

[@psycless]

What commenting before watching the video does to a man

[@haikyuunerd2955]

@@psycless True 💀

[@insanityandinsomnia2632]

9:43 *"BeTwEeN yOuR wHaT?"*

[@noval1t]

I was enjoying the first clip till I noticed the rabbits in the cage outside like.. god... As a rabbit mom it ain't fun but hey! Funny clips!

[@totoisayal5045]

I mean if the rabbits werent protected the goose/duck woulda killed em.

[@z3ro.Qw1rtz]

6:23 marsopas yesss! They are the cutest thing ever

[@omni0414]

the grandma clip made my day honestly.

[@sammythecryptid2721]

The thing about "a little demon that wants to scratch at your ankles" is that it's a perfect description of me, whereas my black cat just screams at me until I give her head scritches and belly rubs.

[@toaster_rtx1829]

Kwite’s editor really loves their Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time music don’t they? Well, so do I. Good on you.

[@Sparkle8205]

5:28 that’s a Pallas Cat! They’re one of my favorite animals and live from the Caucasus eastward to Central Asia, Mongolia and adjacent parts of Dzungaria and the Tibetan Plateau! They’re similarly built to house cats, but much more stocky in build :)

[@navoyk]

2:24 got me dieing

[@anonymousinc3916]

Dying*

[@aperson9007]

@@anonymousinc3916 dieing*

[@WD_RatLad]

@@aperson9007 you're both wrong. It's diyiyieing.

[@ImMisik]

@@WD_RatLad finally someone with common sence

[@e.w.3711]

Deading*

[@_notquitehuman_]

6:54 aww I have my own Bombay cat(her name is Rocket and she's the sweetest cat I've ever seen, and my therapy animal!). they're so underappreciated, and fun fact they're the 8th most empathetic cat breed ^^

[@metroexokitt4416]

5:10 he's been sentenced to Brazil

[@IanFishooks]

you know the video is gonna be great when the first clip has the Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time OST

[@asqii4244]

6:53 _When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back._

[@cautiontoaster4947]

😂granny got da moves 1:15

[@SoftStarTheLeader]

6:53 If you stare into the abyss for too long, you'll find it staring right back at you.

[@attlantice508]

That goose has evil intentions

[@Stupidhead17]

They all do

[@l3xfrant3s]

"When you stare into the abyss, it stares back into you" The abyss: 6:53

[@maripaws]

Finally someone covers this subreddit, it's beautiful.

[@catoticneutral]

You should've included the titles. The exaggerated titles are a big part of the humor on that subreddit.

[@Bitzkyl]

This was a fun thing to pop up in my recommended

[@elemonade8830]

Minute 7:00 "If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

[@solocomentob8518]

7:49 Missa my guy

[@GelatinCoffee]

me watching the video: the parrot: becomes washer on spin cycle me: pauses video to go make sure the dryer is empty for who ever's laundry is in the washer the washer: nah bro, not me this time

[@honeymiraclesoftcake]

4:50 Um...this one's kinda mean haha 😅

[@p1nkPallas]

Yeah it's kinda fucked up that nobody was helping

[@popcatcarl6662]

5:27 that’s a Pallas Cat! I like to call them Angry cats, since they always seem to glare at people. They’re about the size of a normal house cat

[@Alien-Shenigains]

Can confirm that this subreddit is fucking incredible... but fr not for the faint hearted

[@hopepapernacky]

The cat that turned into a nightmare is known as a Pallas cat, and they’re super expressive! Sorry to shatter your worldview

[@Varis...]

9:46 you can see its eyes. Are they real?

[@naya_avacado4848]

I imagine that the screens reflected in his glasses are irises.. googly eyed kwite…

[@fishinfrog7443]

it truly is a bones day bc kwite uploaded

[@emiliamcdonald1435]

0:42 Fun fact, nukes have actually been used 3 times before, the two in japan in ww2, and one in Australia by the Americans testing out the nukes

[@Insert_generic_username]

Both are incorrect as atomic bombs have been used a lot of times, for testing but just two have been used in war.

[@sideswipe1572]

Ah Kwite one one of the best faceless KZbinrs

[@1kokokala10]

9:45 Fun Fact: Birds don't have the ability so swallow so they often rely on the combined effort of gravity and vibrations to get the food to moved down their throat.

[@AshenDalia]

Grandma really do got those moves tho

[@jojomacabre]

one time i saw a post from this subreddit with the caption "lets get back to roots of this sub" and it was a video of a dude getting run over and getting decapitated, in full shot from a security camera

[@TJbaeskie]

They were really trying to bring the original version back 😰

[@lulu_achoo]

5:52 it’s cause he wants out looks like he’s being abused lack of toys, stimulation, and clean cage T-T

[@skykitten8954]

9:09 my friends call me them because of my hairline 💀

[@guy_kisser]

Lmao

[@memelord1480]

8:00 “…Heavy chain, that does freeze my bones around!”