Why the Hell would you post this?

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today i asked "why would you post this?" or "why the hell would you post this?" where i look at posts and content that make you ask "why would you post this?" bit weird huh like seriously why would you post this? like i post videos because i love money but these mfs aint making jack off this stuff, so truly "Why would you post this?"
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[@mrslagowhoreusrex6300]

The hospital blown up in the dark knight was actually real, it was a real building set for demolition anyways so the explosion of it & heaths reaction is very genuine

[@crownclowncreations]

Yep! And because it was real they could, of course, only do it once. It was supposed to explode when Heath pushed the button - but it didn't. So not only are his reaction to the hospital not blowing up, real, it was also the only take they could ever get - and Heath made that scene unforgettable and legendary.

[@vasilidoesstuff]

@@crownclowncreations that’s actually untrue. Nolan or Bale addressed this at some point fairly recently. the buildings explosion went off just as planned, heath ledger was just a great performer. Cheers!

[@cheezers818]

@@vasilidoesstuff yeah bro trust me

[@cheezers818]

@Alphonse yeah bro trust me too

[@danthe0therman51]

This is only half true. Heath's reaction was scripted. Think about it for a minute. Live, real explosives don't go off properly and you're within 50ft of it, do you A; keep rolling or B; evacuate the whole set and get to a safe distance? The whole thing was debunked.

[@UzUMaK1-Lee]

Kwite has changed his mask. It's like seeing someone who just got plastic surgery.

[@zamnskippy]

we need to find the plastic and put it back on.

[@tink6225]

i knew something changed i couldnt put my finger on it

[@tacoswitch9118]

Because he did

[@teathesilkwing7616]

He got botox

[@scooby-doovillain]

If I had a nickel for every time a tik toker has stolen a tumblr shitpost in the oddly specific way of claiming that it came from a conversation with their therapist, then I would have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@baki_222]

i was just abt to comment that but i saw yours soooo ya 😆 like kwite said we're all numb to posts like those but at least on tumblr u could tell that they're satire most of the time...

[@VoidZeroNothing]

If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen this reference to Phineas and Ferb... Then I wouldn't be here. I'd be living it up in a mansion and playing games on my fifty televisions and gaming computer with technology from the future that I got using my time machine. Rich, is what I'm saying. I'd be rich.

[@jruler93]

People on other sites steal Tumblr posts all the fucking time and act like Tumblr is a dead relic of a bygone era, but Tumblr is still around and active.

[@firebreathingchickenduck4936]

They want to be us soooo bad, which is funny to me

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@jruler93 It’s annoying as hell. Like I appreciate Tumblr humor is appreciated outside of Tumblr, but when people post it with 0 credit, like even a credit to the site, just the textpost, and add text like they just discovered it it’s like… Bruh that has thousands of likes and reblogs and it’s almost a decade old. Stop using us for clout I may have gone on a tangent Anyway glad Kwite knows and acknowledges the majesty that is Pukicho. That’s how you share Tumblr content, with reverence and respect. /lh

[@ConnorPugs]

It’s so confusing to me why people would 1. Commit a crime but then 2. Follow up by posting said crime online attached to their name

[@drgn5ed]

Facts

[@snatcher2592]

Oh hey!

[@suprsillysimii]

Funni

[@grumpy2953]

What's up checkmark!

[@zacharykabanuck6117]

there is a correlation between willness to commit a crime and lack of intelligence / self-awareness

[@cursed-cat9126]

That lady had it coming, who tf puts cameras in someone's room and then asks abt their sex life, the more you think abt it the more it sounds like some Alabama shit

[@jruler93]

Well, she did ask first, but her son didn't want to divulge information, and that's as far as a sane person would've taken it.

[@greattitan371]

@@jruler93 A sane person wouldn't ask in the first place

[@DeathnoteBB]

Alabama has a lot of problems but the incest jokes don’t need to be one of them

[@bendingdemon6483]

I love the fucking edit she made to it too like Edit: Stop talking about the fact that I literally committed a federal crime and start talking about the fact that he has a pretty common kink

[@bendingdemon6483]

@@DeathnoteBB Oh yes it does... it absolutely has to be one of them because it's one of the only states you can legally marry your own cousins and siblings

[@FinntheSquire]

Kwite not wearing his normal mask scares me.

[@RustySpoke]

WHY WOULD YOU POINT THIS OUT!!!! 💀😭

[@chumblybear]

I... literally didn't even notice, and I hate that you pointed it out.

[@thelqualomee1040]

how the hell do these other people not notice? its like having a different voice actor for a character. HOW do you not see this?

[@WscMetro]

@@chumblybear it’s impossible to not notice

[@toxisatsu]

This is the equivalent of the textures of the character's face not loading fully.

[@setsers1]

That Mother needs to be arrested for trespassing and breaching privacy.

[@Traveler_202]

Yeah like I’m pretty sure that’s legit illegal

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

assuming it's real of course

[@clyne8835]

Post is 100% bait tbh

[@wufflemuffin9197]

@@clyne8835 I dunno I'm going 50-50 because there's several billion people on the planet and I'm pretty sure one of them is stupid enough and is bound to do something like this and make a post about it

[@datboigroovin8200]

@@wufflemuffin9197 see, I fed like someone did this at one point or another but I don’t think it was the person who posted it

[@saltyfella4983]

I'm struggling to comprehend if Kwite is a commentary channel or a reaction channel, or like... a perfect mesh between them. Or not perfect, like a mad science experiment gone wrong. That seems more accurate.

[@burkehinton5017]

Kwite just is, yknow? He's no labels all vibes

[@saltyfella4983]

@@burkehinton5017 Kwite cannot be pushed into a category, he always escapes, and he leaves no survivors in his path

[@terribleexampleofacat]

Yes.

[@perpetuallyconfused09]

Kwite just is.

[@drm.himself]

@@saltyfella4983 He's a guy who reads from reddit and twitter. And sometimes says something funny.

[@blyat8832]

"I found out my son likes to be dominated" "yep, that's me. now you may be wondering how I got into this situation*

[@cabbagecart-u3x]

That was def a diary of a wimpy kid book entry

[@FloridaGuy90000]

Lol

[@blyat8832]

@@cabbagecart-u3x I can see this being the topic of a fan made wimpy kid story. They do get to be very batshit very fast anyway lol

[@blyat8832]

@@datingzoneo798 late af bot lmao. You're slacking these days

[@setsers1]

🤣

[@YetiBaby]

I dunno why, but Kwite saying bozo gives me a smile

[@mizzyturii]

@@detingzonen7048 im a minor

[@YetiBaby]

@@detingzonen7048 silence bot

[@tankhead2645]

@@datingzoneo798 silence, bot

[@amybudge4262]

Ah

[@ian-xf7lu]

@@mizzyturii cool i’m a major

[@rowan404]

I thought the reason Smith is more common is because there are different types of smiths. Blacksmiths, silversmiths, coppersmiths, goldsmiths, gunsmiths, arrowsmiths, locksmiths, etc. Additionally, more smiths were needed than cooks or bakers.

[@trianglemoebius]

The first part is correct. It's because there were so many types of smiths, but really only one type of most other occupations such as baker or butcher.

[@bonfiregaming1747]

Also they aren't called bowsmiths. Its instead two professions. Bowyers and fletchers. Which are their own last names as well.

[@igooog]

That, and that blacksmiths would often be some of the only civilians not executed by invading armies due to their utility.

[@SirSwagulous]

4:22 family members actually are that psychotic and deranged, I know this out of first-hand experience and through countless stories online. I hope that when that son found out he disowned his mother because that is crossing a boundary. most people don't want to talk about it but actions like that is a form of grooming.

[@taurus6392]

Same

[@--CHARLIE--]

I wouldn't say this counts as grooming. Its f*cked up, but there's no sexual intent on the mothers part, which, correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know that's necessary for it to be grooming. Except maybe grooming a kid to like, be a celebrity or something like that, but she doesn't indicate doing anything like that. She's just an extreme control freak, from what I can tell. Still bad, and what she did is illegal, but its not grooming. Would certainly explain why her son has a domination based mommy kink. She brought this on herself in more ways than one, it seems.

[@-frizno-8530]

I sure do wonder how her son ended up with mommy issues. Total mystery, for sure

[@nikblur130]

no tweet will ever hit as hard as "Alcohol b like: bad 4 u"

[@HawtyHaven]

I mean they’re not wrong

[@scroomy6441]

bag b like: I hold

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

True

[@tylers5thvictim]

@@scroomy6441 but I also hold so what’s the point of bag

[@smusky4643]

I have a hangover. Can confirm.

[@thelazygamer2195]

That lady really thought she could direct Reddit comments like a tactical missile. The second you tell Redditors _not_ to do something they will go out of their way to do exactly that.

[@bendingdemon6483]

"Stop talking about the fact that I literally committed a federal crime and start talking about the fact that he has a pretty common kink"

[@sleepingrepurr6317]

screaming, crying, and throwing up because of kwites reading of “yes please dominate me mommy”

[@NinjaBoy641]

Lady: *posts about using cameras to spy on her son's adult life* Also lady: GAIZ TALK ABOUT WEIRD MY SON'S INTERESTS ARE! NOT THE FACT THAT I'M COMMITTING A CRIME!

[@kinorris1709]

On Reddit. Literally sub man central.

[@rejectedgecko5577]

the "kwite viewer" joke at 4:36 damn near made me choke on my lunch.

[@mewomewmew]

@@datingzoneo798 begone bot

[@bardofvoid174]

Honestly, I'd have mommy issues too with a mom like that

[@shadowmaster9487]

Nothing like coming home from school to a new Kwite video

[@Snoebal]

There are so many languages on earth, and this man decided to speak facts.

[@cool_username2337]

L I'm on spring break

[@cool_username2337]

Have a nice day tho

[@thatesteban09]

I’m in spring break

[@Snoebal]

@@cool_username2337 I just got off spring break

[@kracky]

Kwite managed to escape the gravitational field of his couch so now we finally get to forget our daily missery and replace it with a worse one for 11 minutes and 45 seconds

[@noemibalbuena1319]

The only mommy to respect his boundaries and it's not even his mother

[@Kojia986]

Kwite that plush soaked with milk is a common occurrence on the internet apparently,I've only seen its format twice this is the third time.

[@Kojia986]

@@datingzoneo798 ayo?

[@jacobc8036]

First I saw it was WordGirl and now Lois…what about you?

[@areadenial2343]

The very first occurrence of the milk-soaked plush story was a Quasimodo plush (from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

[@GayLuigi333]

@@areadenial2343 what I saw as the first occurrence was a random cat webkinz plush

[@JNJNRobin1337]

is it milk though

[@jacobp.2024]

6:02 "What should I do?" Confess to the felony and go to jail.

[@Joltning]

why hasn’t anyone mentioned Kwite has a new mask I thought that was part of his face my reality is crumbling

[@dylanmckenzie7840]

New mask is over old mask ofc :)

[@kkat_]

He changed up the skincare routine

[@tylers5thvictim]

@@kkat_ I’m cackling audibly at this comment

[@shamebot5341]

Kwites mask is looking extra smooth today

[@jackawesome216]

Hd ultra 4K *mask*

[@evilevilevil666]

somehow the 46 year old fwb is a better "mommy" then his actual mother.

[@bvttew_miilk8793]

1:22 Aw hell now I refuse to believe kwite has legs

[@gur3478]

Yea fr fr no way those were Kwites legs he doesn’t have any

[@FrostedGalaxies]

They've already blown up the greys anatomy hospital though. Twice. Literally everything has already happened on that show. I am pretty sure that the last season the main character got COVID and it let her talk to ghosts or something.

[@tylers5thvictim]

hey when I caught covid I wasn’t able to talk to ghosts I want my time sitting in my room eating soup back.

[@Somerandomguy2763]

Answer for Kwite's Paradox: It depends on the motivation of the driver and in what situation the guy being hit is in. For example: if the car didnt expect a guy to go to the road unexpectedly, its the guy's fault. If the car wants to crash into somebody, its the cars fault. If both the car and the guy are, in a rush its both of their fault.

[@Me-wx1mt]

bruh that mother talking about spying on her son and then asking about advice on how to... confront him... was really gross. If it was real. She INSTALLS CAMERAS IN HER SONS HOUSE, a crime, she constantly asks him about his sex life, really gross in general but also her son, and then is grossed out when she sees him... having sex. AND SHE WANTS TO CONFRONT HIM WTF

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

covert incestuous abuse man, not even once

[@yungdaggerrvibes7350]

Doesn't Kwite know that the limit for mid-roll ads has been reduced to 8 minutes? Why is he half-assing for 10 minutes when he can do it for 2 minutes less?

[@cabbagecart-u3x]

The 2 extra mins are song promos

[@cheesejam3773]

5:31 unfortunately there's people like that. Someone says something rational and the other person is just insane enough to not agree with that

[@jakerockznoodles]

I'll never forget listening to Jeremy Vine on the radio when he was doing a bit about people getting splashed by cars and there was a guy who phoned in to say he always kept a pound coin in his back pocket to launch at the back window of a car who splashed him and that he has even broken a couple. Jeremy seemed speechless that someone would confess to vandalism live on radio 😂😂😂

[@RicardoMartinez-qt9ey]

Nothing like a good felony to start the day.

[@pinkneko13]

There is no end to my admiration for Kwite and Nuxtaku as they're so willing to take the mental damage they do, just to make other people suffer as well, in the name of entertainment.

[@saltyredcat]

Assuming the story is real, what kind of parent asks their child about their sex life?

[@hollalaland]

Horrible ones. ZERO privacy or sense of right or wrong

[@ssc_3381]

Why is the mask different? I miss the old mask lol.

[@eimiko4eva92]

Bc thats what the point of the mask is

[@WowieZowie123]

these ones are easier to talk in

[@laurencoolen484]

lol i feel you those little folds have so much more characteristic to them

[@ivygreenleaf2722]

Maybe Kwite got sick of buying disposable masks all the time. I would be at least

[@Idontlikeanyonehere]

It’s a redesign

[@gris-yl3we]

6:26 that kid just like me fr fr

[@ametrime4754]

7:08 lmao i remember this from that flamingo vid

[@Milosperhour]

Same lol

[@avv3357]

Everyone's favorite floating hoodie!!

[@optimisticwatermelon]

7:03 edited. Was supposed to be like, a Webkinz plushie or something.

[@jackawesome216]

Yes I realized that too! It was webkinz btw

[@optimisticwatermelon]

@@jackawesome216Come to think of it, I think I owned that Webkinz. Not.. the one that was posted about. But it was the same model.

[@jackawesome216]

@@optimisticwatermelon that’s cool thing hope itdidn’t come into contact with that much milk 😂

[@optimisticwatermelon]

@@jackawesome216 I drank milk from the carton instead.

[@jackawesome216]

@@optimisticwatermelon wow

[@ABR48YT]

It’s Twitter if you expect something completely normal then you’re out of your mind

[@WowieZowie123]

...that's a crime, ma'am.

[@scooby-doovillain]

That Smith Tiktok is hilarious because it’s literally ripped straight from a tumblr post made about five years ago

[@shadowking2926]

0:43 oddly enough, I completely get what they're saying. Not from the perspective you think, perhaps, but I get it. Moving on.

[@trrrcyyazerty4767]

The one about the Lois Griffin plush is a copypasta. The original was a Webkinz plush

[@salfisher8131]

1:53 I need this shirt I NEED THIS SHIRT

[@darth-severus]

3:56 I mean that kinda happened in season 2

[@vulcanhobo2147]

I wonder if that one girl didn't know she could just buy her own socks...

[@meme-bu8qu]

That one about the mother being psychotically invasive... I wish I could forget. Also, who the hell could still be married to someone like that?

[@madhatter2705]

5:12 this is fucked up

[@AdachiCabbage]

I never ask why do people post this after visiting 4chan or the time that people were posting them stealing money on Tik Tok.

[@JNJNRobin1337]

youngins are very foolish

[@genericegirl0]

5:20 that’s literally sounds like my mom😅

[@SnepBlepVR]

“One does not simply say no to mommy.”

[@pair4409]

seeing chuu on the thumbnail makes the image more funnier to me for some reason

[@booligans6515]

I haven't watched kwites videos in a bit but I'm proud! It sounds like his balls finally dropped!

[@randomguyvariety5148]

Why is no one talking about how kwite thought about someone getting some sloppy from kirby

[@Haileyyyo.o]

I too love keying random cars

[@polishpartygoer4982]

Same bro

[@ojajnumberone]

Same

[@suprsillysimii]

Same man

[@luc7d]

me neither

[@teathesilkwing7616]

I only key non-random cars

[@k3nd0ggaming57]

Kwite looks like a mortal kombat character with that new mask

[@GretgorPooper]

Holy shit that insane parent one creeped me out so much

[@jkstcibg]

Honestly same though

[@InfamiiVT]

Behold! Let me commit a crime and then post it on the internet! Also, WHAT THE FUCK.

[@badatgaming9905]

7:13 yo it's the webkinz post again.

[@valesbridge_yt]

Damn Kwite, that new mask looks good on you

[@Dazzler825]

Right?

[@Eva-kl3fy]

kwite looks wrong with this mask on, it's as if someone ripped his face off and replaced it with a cheap imitation

[@azimochaa]

2:00 This guy gets it lmao 💀

[@webkarma9654]

"It's a moral hypothetical that originates from my brain where I made it the fuck up" Has got to be one of Kwite's best quotes ever

[@DrDolan2000]

Look, ma'am, some things about your children you just shouldn't know; and I think it's pretty fair that their sex life is at the top of the list. Just be happy that there isn't feces or urine involved

[@madelynchamplin3329]

Confirmed: kwite has legs

[@XxXsoapXxX]

pukicho has a twitter btw. hes still pushing out bangers to this day in 2024

[@icel8828]

That *inflates you big and round* guy is a member of a far right furry group. Pretty sure it’s the furry raiders but might be another group He’s hated so much in the fandom it’s literally become a meme to just comment *inflates you making you big and round* in whatever post he makes

[@gia5279]

i love the greys anatomy joke because the hospital has had a bomb and a shooting in the first like 8 seasons and it’s somehow still going and we’re expected to be surprised by anything that happens now ? girl plz your sister and husband died in tragic accidents seasons apart.

[@idontuploadanym0re]

every time Kwite says “i can’t do this anymore” i feel it in my soul.

[@TheUglyBuckling]

Are your plushies still available? cuz I'd love to buy one

[@cookiebunny1526]

For drinking milk out of?

[@Power-kn6fk]

After watching the video, *what for.* 🤨

[@Bluke420]

There actually is an episode of Grays Anatomy where a bomb squad comes in and there's an explosion.

[@gecko2167]

i feel bad that kwite doesn’t know the origin of the milk post

[@KiiXii]

A flintlock is legally closer to a BB gun than a firearm.

[@Sundowner69420]

7:03 I’ve seen so many variations of this, that I couldn’t possibly count them all

[@Literally_A_Tree]

"And by forever, I mean the duration of this video" I love that

[@dar2ski309]

7:03 is a copy pasta I’ve seen 3 different variations of that before

[@sepiasmith5065]

okay no joke I'm really fascinated by the way names developed and specifically the ones from professions (or locations or smth) so the Smith vs Cook vs Baker comment is really neat to me. at least the first half lmfao

[@yourmom9499]

I am digging the new mask

[@philtc21]

kwite got that tony stark upgraded mask

[@MollyDollyy774]

10:45 Wait... Somebody gets Ar0*$€d from Crazy Frog?

[@ashd4795]

The story from 10:00 reminds me of a guy who found out his gf was using his gym socks to wipe her ass lol

[@gamesdeen3768]

That surgical mask is looking absurdly smooth for some reason

[@smokesausage3044]

3:15 that's ifunny for you

[@galactic5076]

10:20 just buy softer toilet paper

[@lachlanmacrae1779]

7:04 I've seen that copypasta 4 different times. Its gross the first time you read it, but every time after, it just makes you disappointed.

[@Littleguy23]

4:03 fun fact: according to my mom (who watches GA everyday) in the show, the hospital did in fact get bombed

[@Simba_lxllyofficial]

How is thqt a FUN fact🤨

[@rence5785]

Chuu from LOONA being in the thumbnail is so fitting

[@ScreenRhythm]

always a good day when kwite uploads b4 i go to work

[@J2982able]

"Hey bro can you hold this for me real quick?" jfc I gotta try this.

[@foolinwonderland]

The new mask really makes your eyes pop

[@WhatsInANameArts]

i love the ad i got that chops Kwite saying "Dumbass" in half

[@whattheuses]

Kwite has a scale on the table next to his G fuel so he can measure out the grams to snort that or he just smoked a bunch of weed

[@hellcase0]

4:36 *You dident need to do that to me man*

[@Avant_Garden]

If you want to get that Sonic Shadow shirt, the brand is Haunted Starbucks.

[@MollyDollyy774]

11:02 Yes you can!

[@Frogdude7969]

Bro I *am* a frog and even crazy frog is waaaayyy below my standards.