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Bank Robber Dresses as Santa, Has Terrible Experience | Tales From the Bottle

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Qxir

Qxir

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@Qxir
@Qxir Жыл бұрын
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@OpusBuddly
@OpusBuddly Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Qxir!
@dalebaker9533
@dalebaker9533 Жыл бұрын
Robert Hill AKA Bobby Hill & Texas. Hank Hill: "That boy ain't right"
@jonslg240
@jonslg240 Жыл бұрын
"This is a Ho Ho Holdup!" 😂😂 that tickled the hell out of me and still is lol that was excellent
@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
@raymondtorres-gy8uj
@raymondtorres-gy8uj Жыл бұрын
I'am so happy that you got the one million subcriber's. Your channel is one of my favorite channels & you should have gotten that million subcriber's a long time ago, you should have 10 million subcriber's by now people don't know what they are missing....Thank you for your time & dedication in making these great funny videos for us your fan's... Blessings to you and your family always from Puerto Rico with lot's of love 🙏👍
@buzzlightyearpfp7641
@buzzlightyearpfp7641 Жыл бұрын
robbing a bank thats ONE block away from the police station AND IN AN AREA WHERE PEOPLE ARE GETTING MONEY FOR KILLING ROBBERS is crazy
@sometimesleela5947
@sometimesleela5947 Жыл бұрын
in Texas
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean Жыл бұрын
Texas.
@kaminsod4077
@kaminsod4077 Жыл бұрын
In one of the most gun happy states in the most armed country on earth. Real geniuses these guys were.
@shaunnichols1743
@shaunnichols1743 Жыл бұрын
Depression era, people did some desperate things. Also this was the days when the FBI was just getting started so a lot of times if you just got over state lines it was harder to arrest and charge you.
@imchris5000
@imchris5000 Жыл бұрын
happened a few years ago in my small town the guys plan was to run across town and jump into the great miami river and swim across to escape. the problem was he was a terrible swimmer and by the time he got across the cops had already drove to the other side and were waiting
@geeker6350
@geeker6350 Жыл бұрын
This story needs to be made into a movie. It'd be the craziest Christmas film of all time.
@petermontoya1796
@petermontoya1796 Жыл бұрын
What would it be called ?? Hanging Santa ?? Santa Kills ?? Ho Ho Holdup ??
@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87
@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87 Жыл бұрын
​@@petermontoya1796 Texas Xmas
@OpusBuddly
@OpusBuddly Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a job for the Coen brothers!
@harrydupuis3102
@harrydupuis3102 Жыл бұрын
I'm liking Ho Ho Holdup​@@petermontoya1796
@emilyadams3228
@emilyadams3228 Жыл бұрын
​@@petermontoya1796Well, Bad Santa is already taken, sooo...
@BrainSlime38
@BrainSlime38 Жыл бұрын
Holy moly. That went from a wacky bank robbery to a tale of fugitives vigilantism and executions.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 Жыл бұрын
Everything's bigger in Texas.
@richardball5843
@richardball5843 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, I did not expect this video to end with an actual army of people breaking INTO a prison to hang a man.
@19ate4
@19ate4 Жыл бұрын
Good old Texas
@svenrio8521
@svenrio8521 Жыл бұрын
Back when Texas was based
@micahhurst8986
@micahhurst8986 Жыл бұрын
Since I live in Cisco Texas. There is one thing you don’t want to do, and that is piss people off. They will come after you here and get justice. Most people here are peaceful and easy going. Nice little lake to fish in and a lot of antique shops. Great place to go hunting too. Plus a beer brewery called “Red Gap.” Good beer if you ever find some you should try it.
@UnwaryThunder9
@UnwaryThunder9 Жыл бұрын
We used to be a proper nation!
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge Жыл бұрын
@@UnwaryThunder9 Yeah, properly insane.... No wait, you still are. Could you keep the murder and vigilantism inside your own borders from now on, please?
@CompletelyNormal
@CompletelyNormal Жыл бұрын
This is a cattle stampede away from being the most Texas story ever.
@onemorescout
@onemorescout Жыл бұрын
This story is insanity from start to finish, loved it
@rcfp2006
@rcfp2006 Жыл бұрын
Your illustrations make these stories 100x better.
@yogithebear7493
@yogithebear7493 Жыл бұрын
Facts when he went to ai and then went back it was huge to his continually success prolly
@joshuasuggs2379
@joshuasuggs2379 Жыл бұрын
@@yogithebear7493what do you mean when he went to A.I?
@pinnappel713
@pinnappel713 Жыл бұрын
​@@joshuasuggs2379the illustrations in the video are hand-drawn but the thumbnails do seem to be AI-generated
@lowkeystupidasf
@lowkeystupidasf Жыл бұрын
@@joshuasuggs2379 one of his recent videos was made entirely with ai art
@tachytack
@tachytack Жыл бұрын
@@joshuasuggs2379 he used ai illustrations for his mafia video
@_Morph1ne_
@_Morph1ne_ Жыл бұрын
“Oh my god, they’re using women and children as human shields.” “What? Don’t they know women and children make terrible shields? FIRE AT WILL!”
@shadowthehedgehog4737
@shadowthehedgehog4737 2 ай бұрын
I'd certainly hate to be Will.
@AzureEnigma1003
@AzureEnigma1003 2 ай бұрын
@@shadowthehedgehog4737 Carlos..
@dominikswiniarski3384
@dominikswiniarski3384 Жыл бұрын
I did always wonder where santa gets all those presents from
@EvilCash3w
@EvilCash3w Жыл бұрын
he robbed the naughty kids
@sometimesleela5947
@sometimesleela5947 Жыл бұрын
and how he keeps all those elves on salary.
@martinal-almani3192
@martinal-almani3192 Жыл бұрын
1 friend
@supb1848
@supb1848 Жыл бұрын
@@sometimesleela5947 does he?
@blackoutlol2857
@blackoutlol2857 Жыл бұрын
I mean it’s not surprising he only gives away presents one day a year... cause every other day he’s in prison for an unbelievable amount of counts of breaking and entering 😂
@ImReallyMrKrabs
@ImReallyMrKrabs Жыл бұрын
The disguise cannot be worse than the ‘lemon juice on the face makes me invisible’ guy.
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 Жыл бұрын
His mistake was he failed to cover his eyes
@hawker7488
@hawker7488 Жыл бұрын
What about the guy who paid a 'Wizard' $500 to cast an Invisibility spell on him?
@lukejensen9933
@lukejensen9933 11 ай бұрын
@@hawker7488I was just about to bring that up
@macgeorge8229
@macgeorge8229 11 ай бұрын
@@hawker7488 This can not be real.
@chriswarr641
@chriswarr641 7 ай бұрын
@@macgeorge8229 Sadly it is. Think of how smart/dumb the average person is, then realize that half of the population is dumber than that.....
@NoName-ik2du
@NoName-ik2du Жыл бұрын
The vigilantes at the bank opening fire on the group of hostages to get to the robbers behind them is the most Texas thing I've ever heard.
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being willing to risk the kind of strain people are put through during an active police chase, up to 20 years in prison, _and_ actual death, but throwing in the towel when you catch a case of the flu.
@Deltexterity
@Deltexterity Жыл бұрын
to be fair, it's a lot harder to endure all of that while sick with the flu
@horntx
@horntx Жыл бұрын
To be fair if I was going to rob a bank I would want to be in the best shape possible going in.
@thepatriarchy819
@thepatriarchy819 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, you're just wrong.
@reachandler3655
@reachandler3655 Жыл бұрын
But it wasn't just flu, it was Man Flu! 😂
@bobertastic6541
@bobertastic6541 Жыл бұрын
​@@Deltexterity to be fair, they could have waited an extra day or two.
@SeanMcKinnon-p3z
@SeanMcKinnon-p3z Жыл бұрын
A direct quote from the sheriff regarding one of the suspects… “That boy ain’t right…”
@hourlardnsaver362
@hourlardnsaver362 6 ай бұрын
“God dang it.”
@micahhurst8986
@micahhurst8986 Жыл бұрын
I live in Cisco Texas! Thank you for doing a small documentary on this quite little town. Cisco was also one of Bonnie and Clyde’s hideouts.
@nobodynoone2500
@nobodynoone2500 Жыл бұрын
I heard of a kid from there...
@emilyadams3228
@emilyadams3228 Жыл бұрын
I thought I heard the name Cisco somewhere before.
@DoomsJ
@DoomsJ Жыл бұрын
Howdy from Humble, TX
@bobertastic6541
@bobertastic6541 Жыл бұрын
​@@emilyadams3228 the will smith song?
@micahhurst8986
@micahhurst8986 Жыл бұрын
The Cisco Kid also came here a lot back in the old days.
@jtn1122
@jtn1122 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I feel bad for Davis. He only took part in the robbery for his family, and he was the first to die while the other gang members were able to run.
@hexagonproductions2019
@hexagonproductions2019 7 ай бұрын
Sounds like a discount gunner that you hire in GTA V and he gets killed during the heist.
@TheTdw2000
@TheTdw2000 4 ай бұрын
Imagine how many families' lives would've been destroyed if he'd managed to get away with the money.
@faithykitty
@faithykitty 4 ай бұрын
​@@TheTdw2000...how many? Destroyed? Really?
@DigitalEWhore
@DigitalEWhore 2 ай бұрын
​@@TheTdw2000likely none, as the bank would have had insurance for the money. If you mean the potential for them to commit more crimes? Quite possibly
@manuelacosta9463
@manuelacosta9463 Жыл бұрын
This was absolutely insane from beginning to end with so many coincidences, close calls and sheer incompetence. That Santa parade was the full circle being completed.
@mRahman92
@mRahman92 Жыл бұрын
He didn't just rob a bank, he stole Christmas, that makes it personal.
@flimsyjimnz
@flimsyjimnz 3 ай бұрын
Hence the ending with Joe Public breaking INTO a prison to hang fake Santa.
@HeyThatsToast
@HeyThatsToast Жыл бұрын
"This is a ho-ho-holdup." Legendary LMAO Love your vids btw qxir!!!
@JTA1961
@JTA1961 Жыл бұрын
True dat
@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg
@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg Жыл бұрын
fr@@JTA1961
@Derpy1969
@Derpy1969 Жыл бұрын
Saying what had to be said.
@CarpeNoctem135
@CarpeNoctem135 Жыл бұрын
You know you messed up when Santa is dead and a biplane is looking for you
@apiece_
@apiece_ Жыл бұрын
Your animation technique gets better and better with each video, merry Christmas
@Babbler49
@Babbler49 Жыл бұрын
I don't care what anybody says, this is the Greatest American Christmas Story of All Time. Watching this video ought to be a treasured Christmas event, at least a full Hollywood feature is released.
@greedyProphet
@greedyProphet Жыл бұрын
@10:04 I think in Texas it's less of a pardon and more a "catch and release" type deal. They're just restocking the pond.
@John-zq8nf
@John-zq8nf 25 күн бұрын
Severly underrated comment
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 Жыл бұрын
“This is a ho-ho-hold up” is genuinely a line that needs to be in a tv show
@TornadoSponge
@TornadoSponge Жыл бұрын
Been a Texan my whole life and never heard of this story. I love all the little details you added in stills, as you done the research on Texas culture. Great video man!
@imcrow6674
@imcrow6674 Жыл бұрын
ive lived in texas my whole life, yet this is still the most texan story ive ever heard PS to clarify on one point, having 6 revolvers on ones person is not considered out of the ordinary here
@Eboreg2
@Eboreg2 11 ай бұрын
For Texans they sure seem quite interested in reloading New York.
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan 10 ай бұрын
this was also in a time when reloading a revolver wasn't so simple
@adammullarkey4996
@adammullarkey4996 11 ай бұрын
"3-4 banks were being robbed every day." Now, that's a garden-path sentence if ever I heard one.
@gyromurphy
@gyromurphy Жыл бұрын
This is nuts. So I use First National Bank for my business payroll and the branch near my shop was in fact robbed in December back in 2019, but he wasnt dressed up like Santa. Instead, he did his best impression of a character from Trainspotting because the cops found him nodding off at a bus stop the next day a few townships over. He was wearing the same clothes... because of course he was. Its a crazy story. If i can find the link ill post it.
@emilyadams3228
@emilyadams3228 Жыл бұрын
[Scottish Accent] At's shite bein a bank rrobbairrr!
@yoweedmofo19897
@yoweedmofo19897 7 ай бұрын
where?
@ViralHijack
@ViralHijack Жыл бұрын
Nice video. I'm from around that area. One of the telephone poles they hung him from is still there and there is a plaque in front of it telling the history.
@doyoufeelathomehere
@doyoufeelathomehere Жыл бұрын
Seriously one of the best bank robbery stories out there. If there's not already a film adaptation of this by now, there better be one coming sometime next holiday season!
@nashvilleslim
@nashvilleslim Жыл бұрын
Wow, props to Meiriam Ferguson, pardoning a bank robber that went right back to robbing banks. The more you know. 😂
@hrr597
@hrr597 Жыл бұрын
Lady was probably a 21st century Democrat time travelled back to the past.
@Lesleycb71
@Lesleycb71 Жыл бұрын
​@hrr597 Apparently it's suspected that bribery was involved in a lot of the pardons that were granted.
@AYFKMRN
@AYFKMRN 11 ай бұрын
@@hrr597she was as crooked as the River Raisin (very much bent) and indeed a (D) whose husband Jim was impeached. She was basically an openly puppet figurehead, after her husband was convicted on 10 charges and barred from public office ever again. She was a despicable, deceiving witch who took countless bribes, committed numerous felonies and disbanded the Texas Rangers because she didn’t like how much influence they had and couldn’t be bought. The infamous idiots, Bonnie and Clyde were finally brought down by two former Rangers, Frank Hamer and Maney Gault, and Ma tried to take credit for organizing the entire thing. She was a right evil bitch.
@concept5631
@concept5631 9 ай бұрын
I wonder if she did this to satiate some desire of hers to see what these criminals would do if given another chance like a social experiment.
@stansman5461
@stansman5461 8 ай бұрын
Instead of pardon, now we just set bail to 0. Not even a need to hold them overnight
@JackFoxtrotEDM
@JackFoxtrotEDM Жыл бұрын
I just want to say, I appreciate that you always have subtitles on your videos. Hardly any KZbinrs add them anymore including higher-effort ones. Does make me wish Community Contributions were back, I really don't get why they got rid of it.
@WatanabeNoTsuna.
@WatanabeNoTsuna. Жыл бұрын
Because it's YT, and YT sucks... But yeah, very few youtubers bother and the ones who do should be commended. Even people with good hearing need them sometimes, like if we're in a loud place, for example.
@jeltje50
@jeltje50 Жыл бұрын
​@@WatanabeNoTsuna.I disagree that you can fully blame youtube. They did implement community sourced way. But it was often manipulated and unprofessional. Ofc youtube could have handled it better. But it's not just a "they suck lmao" to me. Tom Scott made a good argument that a content creator has some moral obligation to put in the effort to make subtitles. And the obligation only grows with the size of your channel. Considering you can pay people to transcribe your content.
@JackFoxtrotEDM
@JackFoxtrotEDM Жыл бұрын
@@jeltje50 Well I never recall seeing terrible subtitles, but even then they had to be approved by the creator before they could be shown last time I checked.
@pauloschmidt8136
@pauloschmidt8136 Жыл бұрын
True that, probably doesn't make a lot of difference for many people but it's something I love to see
@WildWombats
@WildWombats Жыл бұрын
@@jeltje50 95% of subtitles were fun and games. Were there bad eggs? I'm sure, but that's a given everywhere. Is it right to take away all the community because of a few bad folks? Nothing is perfect, not even youtube right now, there's still content on this platform that should probably be banned and is a lot worse than some silly subtitles. And as another user mentioned, subtitles had to be approved by the creator, who could have helpers go through that as well. It can even be further filtered by youtube preventing a lot of shenanigans using many available methods.
@Future_Doggo
@Future_Doggo Жыл бұрын
This is probably the most Texas story of all time.
@taylor22222222
@taylor22222222 Жыл бұрын
Good lord 🤣 that was wild. Hilarious commentary as usual
@Pooki2024
@Pooki2024 Жыл бұрын
“This is a ho-ho-hold up” 😂😂😂 never change Qxir
@clifforddean232
@clifforddean232 Жыл бұрын
Man, with names like these fellows I am not surprised they turned to crime. They sound like old school bank robbers lol
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean Жыл бұрын
"This is a ho-ho-hold up" is one of the best lines I have ever heard.
@AYVYN
@AYVYN Жыл бұрын
7:24 This is definitely something my dad would do if I got my car stolen, but on purpose
@cainmathewson1857
@cainmathewson1857 8 ай бұрын
3:56 its pretty cool that you actually drew in the rifling on the pistol lol you put in a lot of work into this. Gotta respect that
@RustyorBroken
@RustyorBroken Жыл бұрын
Brings a whole new meaning to Saint Nick.
@mauricedavis2160
@mauricedavis2160 Жыл бұрын
"I knew we should have brought the Magic Sleigh!"!!!🙏👌🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️
@pauloschmidt8136
@pauloschmidt8136 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit man, I've been watching your channel for a loooong time and it's amazing how you keep getting better and better at storytelling. Probably my favorite video of yours so far. Wish you even more success in the future my man
@that_shadow_crow7775
@that_shadow_crow7775 Жыл бұрын
I live in Cisco lol. There is a painting on the side of a building and on that painting is Santa with a little stockman pistol and a sack of cash. Right square in the center of the painting. Edit: I believe that this was also the last case of a public lynching in Texas, but I could be wrong and that could be just for Eastland County Tx.
@micahhurst8986
@micahhurst8986 Жыл бұрын
I live in Cisco way out in the woods
@Traster_Bean
@Traster_Bean Жыл бұрын
The amount of normal people that got shot by random citizens with guns that were "trying to help" in this story is insane. Unfortunately still common today.
@JeffKopis
@JeffKopis Жыл бұрын
That was your most entertaining story yet! And you had to draw your ass off!
@scarymsmary
@scarymsmary Жыл бұрын
"Because, Texas." As a Texan, I can indeed confirm this to be true. 😂
@ElectroNicko_
@ElectroNicko_ Жыл бұрын
I just imagine a kid "OMG look!! It's Santa" And then seconds later "PUT YOUR HANDS UP. GIMME ALL THE MONE-"
@cam2351
@cam2351 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how the largest manhunt in texas history up until the point, and one of the largest in US history up until the point, was done over ol' santie claus
@y0LAs_
@y0LAs_ Жыл бұрын
The drawings in your videos really improved, it shows that you give a great care in these, so thank you! :)
@richardsanchez5444
@richardsanchez5444 Жыл бұрын
Gonna call this dude old faithful. Every friday like clockwork.
@jm2437
@jm2437 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be made into a film.
@josephd.5524
@josephd.5524 Жыл бұрын
It's called Reservoir Dogs.
@muhdiversity7409
@muhdiversity7409 Жыл бұрын
Qxir, this is by far your best episode ever. Utter insanity and keystone cops! LMAO.
@DustinLittlefield
@DustinLittlefield 3 ай бұрын
Man.. ever since I found your channel years ago. I can’t stop watching. I’ve watched your videos multiple times. There’s no one out there that has a channel like yours and it’s awesome. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into your channel and all these videos to entertain us. And I’m glad you’re starting to get the recognition you deserve! I remember when I first found your channel. You were well below the millions subscribers. And now you’ve made it there and then some. You should be really proud man.
@pennybedggood4126
@pennybedggood4126 Жыл бұрын
Excellent as usual. I love the drawings and the humour. Merry Christmas Qxir dude.
@xedary
@xedary Жыл бұрын
loved the video
@kyedavis1899
@kyedavis1899 Жыл бұрын
"Banks heists always make for interesting stories. Thankfully this is not the first one that I've done" - Qxir Poor choice of words.
@seancarter6492
@seancarter6492 9 ай бұрын
"This is a Ho-Ho-Hold up" said dead seriously, absolutely killed me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@larryalvares1369
@larryalvares1369 Жыл бұрын
One of the best early Christmas gifts I’ve ever had!
@Oueflmao
@Oueflmao Жыл бұрын
Somebody dressing as Santa for a bank heist sounds like the most Payday thing ever
@WhySoDucky
@WhySoDucky Жыл бұрын
Okay this NEEDS its own movie!!!
@ilovehumanswholovehumans
@ilovehumanswholovehumans 11 ай бұрын
Your content is, like always, well done. Keep up the good work.
@blobofdespair
@blobofdespair Жыл бұрын
The court room scenes had me giggling to myself, waiting for a "TON-DA".
@iceblaster1252
@iceblaster1252 5 ай бұрын
Frankly it sounds like the shootout’s casualties would’ve been avoided without an armed vigilante mob motivated by a giant reward on dead people.
@mspeir
@mspeir Жыл бұрын
I probably shouldn't find this funny, but couldn't help but laugh! Awards were needed, indeed!
@zenfrodo
@zenfrodo 8 ай бұрын
0:46 ok, the pic of the stabbed snowman and elf looks a lot like Calvin & Hobbes, when Calvin makes a lot of....ah....creatively gruesome snowmen. 😂 0:46
@thebigdog2295
@thebigdog2295 Жыл бұрын
Well that was a plot twist at the end. Definitely didn't see that one coming. Santa Claus leading a Christmas parade. What an ending. 😅😂🤣
@bigg4319
@bigg4319 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1 mil!
@aze4308
@aze4308 Жыл бұрын
“this is a ho-ho-holdup” is such a hard line
@attemptedunkindness3632
@attemptedunkindness3632 Жыл бұрын
3:55 "Ho ho holdup" **Hand salute** Tactically administered pun sir, the enemy will never see it coming.
@jonasrinewalt7417
@jonasrinewalt7417 Жыл бұрын
Dear Qxir..first off..MERRY CHIRSTMAS!! I’m a Texas Native so this video was so awesome to watch!Been watching your videos since Demon Core and you have made me laugh smile in my darkest times! I remember being in Detox after a bad binge and watching you the whole time❤. I love you as a creator and all your hard work and research to release a video every week as an animation channel does not go unnoticed by your audience! Your videos/animation DO NOT go unnoticed!! Your videos are so interesting yet so simple, I don’t even have to watch the videos, I can just listen and it’s just as good! You’ve made me laugh so hard and your content is just my cup of gin :). I’ll end with this, Qxir, thank you so much. You are among my favorite creators on KZbin, and I’ve been on this platform since 2009. Please, please! I would love to see the 1987 FBI Miami-Dade shoot out; told in the style of Qxir! Give it a look, it’s on Wikipedia. Just a suggestion, love you man, keep being you❤️
@Yezpahr
@Yezpahr Жыл бұрын
This was the weird ending. The story would have been less weird if they actually went on the magic sleigh with magic reindeer. At least then it was self-explanatory that they did shrooms.
@Buggest
@Buggest Жыл бұрын
Your animation skills make us so riveted to the story that before you know it, the video is over. 😢 Now that’s some good story tellin’ 👍
@edwhatshisname3562
@edwhatshisname3562 9 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting you to close out the video with the song When the Roll is Called up Yonder, but it's fitting.
@imvivalamilo
@imvivalamilo Жыл бұрын
“This is a ho-ho-hold up” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
@franzpattison
@franzpattison Жыл бұрын
Your drawing is getting so much better :-) love the old car in the alleyway. So quaint
@Nobody-xj3di
@Nobody-xj3di Жыл бұрын
As a Cisco native this is literally the only interesting thing to happen to our town. My grandma still tells the story of it every Christmas.
@alberthofmann420
@alberthofmann420 Жыл бұрын
1 Million Subscribers! Congratulations! 😊🎉
@rylanrichards8003
@rylanrichards8003 Жыл бұрын
Shocks me this guy has only 1 mil subs his videos are insane quality
@jingalls9142
@jingalls9142 Жыл бұрын
Dude your drawings are the best! This one is great!!
@glenmcd
@glenmcd Жыл бұрын
It's content like this that give this channel the reputation it holds. We want more :)
@starlmo
@starlmo Жыл бұрын
The levels of incompetence among these thieves is actually astounding. I guess it’s not a line of work you get into if you have a lot of useful life skills though.
@foximacentauri7891
@foximacentauri7891 Жыл бұрын
The thieves were incompetent, but it seems like everyone was kinda stupid back then. The mob opening fire through civilians, the man hunters shooting themselves, the farmer shooting at a car with his son in it, the prison guards letting the cell door open, and the people breaking into prison and lynching a man. Oh and the department pardoning everyone
@Ultimateman
@Ultimateman Жыл бұрын
​@@foximacentauri7891lol things really were different back in the day
@laszlo3547
@laszlo3547 Жыл бұрын
If you looked back decades later at the dumbest things people do today, you'd definitely find more idiocy.
@KH-rt3ef
@KH-rt3ef Жыл бұрын
Disguising oneself as Santa and attracting massive amounts of attention from America’s most Santa-loving generation had me in stitches. The guy actually got into character.
@MewxPro
@MewxPro Жыл бұрын
Love seeing you cover Texas history!
@caret_shell
@caret_shell Жыл бұрын
It's like _It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World_ except everyone was racing to kill someone...
@LamontZero
@LamontZero Жыл бұрын
These videos keep getting better. Keep up the good work!
@Jupa
@Jupa Жыл бұрын
This is probably the most insane episode yet
@TheRoachMan21
@TheRoachMan21 Жыл бұрын
1:50 .. Damnit Bobby!
@aaabucus3104
@aaabucus3104 Жыл бұрын
Your drawings had given me a good idea how come there's never been a short story about Rudolph going crazy attacking Santa and then Santa having to hunt him down and murder him?? That would be an awesome story
@order3457
@order3457 Жыл бұрын
CONGRATS ON 1M SUBS. IVE WATCHED ALL UR VIDS BRO KEEP IT UP PLS
@BretMTx
@BretMTx Жыл бұрын
This is one, and quite possible, the best store/video you've ever done. I might be a bit bias as I grew up in Texas. P.S. I've noticed you stopped using the 'F' Bomb and it is appreciated as I can now share your recent great video with my family.
@rubberneckinc.8937
@rubberneckinc.8937 Жыл бұрын
Wow, not your first heist story but it was a good one. Also nice job keeping it in the season. Happy Holidays
@ryanbauer3680
@ryanbauer3680 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like it should be movie directed by the Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, or Taika Waititi. Naturally it should also be a Christmas movie.
@kutter_ttl6786
@kutter_ttl6786 Жыл бұрын
I propose "Ho Ho Hold up" for the title.
@finleyrosebud5791
@finleyrosebud5791 Жыл бұрын
I would like to put Tarantino's name into the hat for this one too.
@tessiepinkman
@tessiepinkman Жыл бұрын
@@finleyrosebud5791 Perhaps the first ever collaboration between Tarantino and the Coen brothers? That would be BEAUTIFUL. I know they have a mutual respect for each other's work, and have spoken highly of each other.
@mysticallymerry5523
@mysticallymerry5523 Жыл бұрын
TW has to make that film, it would be so much fun! He could throw in some sort of council of elves, brought in to deal with the santa impersonation.😂
@ryanbauer3680
@ryanbauer3680 Жыл бұрын
@@mysticallymerry5523 Was thinking more like play it by the facts. Perhaps have it be a collaboration between all of them and let each director have an act and let the tone of the movie change with their styles.
@Anhnma
@Anhnma 4 ай бұрын
Yours is the most underrated channel on YT I've encountered
@Earthtwoishere
@Earthtwoishere Жыл бұрын
At least he did not use a joker costume from party city.
@thegoldengamer9315
@thegoldengamer9315 Жыл бұрын
is he stupid?
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 Жыл бұрын
This is the most batshit insane story I've ever heard and I love it
@Marshal_Dunnik
@Marshal_Dunnik Жыл бұрын
Santa has to fund his toy workshop in one way or another, does not the happiness of uncounted children excuse a little armed robbery?
@Magikarp-4ever
@Magikarp-4ever 11 ай бұрын
I learned of "When the roll is called up yonder" from this video 🤣 it's a fave now
@assassinonprozac
@assassinonprozac Жыл бұрын
It’s really strange to hear about such a crazy story happening so close to my hometown. I lived about as close to Cisco as you possibly can without living in Eastland county, I’d drive there almost everyday to eat launch, I’ve even been to that First National Bank (although the actual building isn’t a bank anymore, I think it’s a mechanics shop now).
@daniscool5092
@daniscool5092 Жыл бұрын
What a great job you did on the animation for this video, what dedication!
@SparklyVenom
@SparklyVenom Жыл бұрын
Damn. Such a quality video!
@Aurorajunior7321
@Aurorajunior7321 Жыл бұрын
bro hasent even wached it yet lol
@jesusperez2694
@jesusperez2694 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Qxir I needed this... Happy holidays.
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