The Teenager With No Identity | Tales From the Bottle

[@Qxir]

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[@gavinstreu1250]

Alright

[@HeyItzCrow]

Hello there

[@gatorermy8204]

Oklahoma bombing video when?

[@brunobro6572]

Nice

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

You must get good crack?

[@WhaleManMan]

Letter: Here is this boy's name and basically his entire origin. Germany: What a mystery this is.

[@rosanirodrigues557]

The problem is that it’s technically two origin story.

[@WhaleManMan]

@@rosanirodrigues557 Yeah, but one of them was a very clear letter and the other was told by someone who could barely speak.

[@terry2295]

as a german myself I can confirm that this is accurate

[@Bawamba]

@@WhaleManMan What letter was clear? The one written from his "mom"?

[@TC-xt8ts]

I am German, recently finished high school and we used to sing a quite popular song about the story back in middle school. I have always found this mystery quite intriguing!

[@timthehistorian]

Have you ever heard of Martin Guerre? A French Basque man goes off to war then someone comes home impersonating him, even fools the guy's wife. Then there's a court case where the imposter almost gets off scot free until the real Martin Guerre walks in like it's a court drama. Great story.

[@PoopSnoot]

This sounds like the story in the ‘93 movie- Sommersby also.

[@riograndedosulball248]

What the fuck was going on in XIX century Europe?

[@splosh2070]

It sounds like Seymour skinner, or should I say Armin Tamzarian

[@nonamernobrainer846]

Sounds like the plot to Mad Men. Shit, it is the plot to Mad Men.

[@megajoel56]

SUS

[@GhostChild191]

Suppose Casper was just some homeless, lonely kid who was desperate to be seen. If that were the case, then he got exactly what he wanted

[@aliveandwellinisrael2507]

Yep. I'd say that you got the attention you wanted if the phrase "most historians consider..." is used 200 years later in discussions about your life.

[@miguelcastaneda7236]

casper with a k kasper

[@dorothyjosefina]

Kasper: (Thinking) This letter I wrote is sure to get the Calvary Captain's trust. He's just gotta let me join! Calvary Captain: Hanging it is.

[@p00bix]

Just based on the information in this video (I haven't done further research on his life myself), I very strongly suspect he had Borderline Personality Disorder, or a closely related psychological disorder or combination of disorders. Having apparently escaped from abusive and neglectful parents (the main risk factors for developing BPD are abusive and/or neglectful parenting, as well as child s***** abuse), difficulty with forming a concrete identity for himself, melodramatic behavior self-sabotaging his relationships with caregivers and other people, severe self-harm, and apparently ludicrous claims that people were trying to kill him (likely either compulsive lying or paranoid delusions; both of which are common though far from universal with people with BPD), it all matches up WAY too well for me to believe that he didn't have either BPD or a related condition (or combination of conditions) with similar symptoms, ex. Histronic or Schizotypal Personal Disorder.

[@samueljohnston9639]

You left out what I think is the most interesting part, they did DNA tests on his blood pretty recently, and they found that he had no relationship with the royal family, BUT they redid it with a different blood sample from a different place, and it was a 95% match to a direct living relative of the royal family, meaning that either him or his murderer was possibly royal

[@Ella-dx6ll]

How is that even possible?

[@Brotluder]

Nah the first test SpiegelTv did was on the underpants from the museum in ansbach but those had been tampered with and possibly stained with pigs blood, the second test was conducted by terra x I believe and they tested the hair that was found in his toy box and other personal items and this tests results concluded that kaspars DNA appears to only have one abnormality when compared to the royals DNA

[@thedogeregular7849]

which place

[@artembolshakov3901]

@@thedogeregular7849 Forensic Evidence at the University of Münster. The result was not conclusive; could be one of the Badens, or could be some other German, as it was close enough to the typical mtDNA in the population.

[@thedogeregular7849]

@@artembolshakov3901 cool

[@jamiedanho1138]

This guy deserves a tv show, love his humor. Dark and honest sprinkled with charming sarcasm lol

[@DESERTTACTICAL1776]

A tv show would be AWESOME!!!

[@SneakyFruitBat]

i agree

[@mcspikesky]

Obviously Qixr sock account

[@johnbaran4428]

Agree

[@JesusLopez-xz3qw]

TV? What are you? A boomer? (I actually agree with you, great content)

[@marcuslaffey1637]

Kaspar Hauser's case completely baffles me. His supposed background doesn't make much sense, and that he was murdered by unknown people is even weirder

[@marcuslaffey1637]

@Boeing B-52 Stratofortress yeah

[@arciks11]

I am of thought that it was most likely a con by Hauser himself.

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

Even more amazing how he buried himself inside the same box that he started out in. Guy was actually pretty freakin' mazing!

[@notlisted5876]

Apparently the blood on the underwear isn't his blood a second DNA analysis found. And the best part is the new DNA analysis has just one position of with the royal bloodline and seems to be pretty possible that his story is true. On the other side they found the two prisons of Caspar. First one was under cultural sight laws and could not be opened until they got special permission. Which was great because nobody could break open the wall to the room until then so they were the first to find the painting of a horse on the wall. In the second prison the new owner of the castle found a wooden horse which Casper mentioned a lot. For the rest it seems the English guy was gay and Casper not really but maybe a bit confused over him. So I get it you life for 16 years in a dark room then a nice guy comes along to help you out and suddenly he drops his pants, no wonder it didnt work out between them ;P

[@Ceej_MM]

​​@@notlisted5876 *Kaspar with a K

[@corbanallen4116]

"It's not easy to willingly give yourself a deep stab wound in the chest... Try it yourself... wait, no, edit that out of the video" - Qxir 2021

[@milesmccue9388]

Yea that’s what he said we saw the video too

[@ricky-sanchez]

De-monitized.

[@Scherzkeks4104]

Jokes on you, I managed to give myself 28 stab wounds. I didn't want to leave myself a chance.

[@GlitchedBlox]

@@Scherzkeks4104 HE WAS BEGGING FOR MERCY

[@km077]

@Scherzkeks4104 "a chance", huh? You were bleeding, begging yourself for mercy, but you stabbed yourself, again and again AND AGAIN.

[@BinaryBunyip]

An intolerable, dimwitted, show pony? Certainly a Royal then.

[@miatafan]

Poor lad, sounds like he was a victim of a horrible parent to me.

[@foximacentauri7891]

You forgot to mention that Kasper Hauser is literally one of the most psychologically important subject of isolated growing up. You'll find him in every psychology student book.

[@moos5221]

and i thought that is what he was famous for, even though i never looked into the case at all. but that's all i ever heard of him. i didn't know any of this royal family stuff before.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

What about Genie?

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

I’ve taken multiple psychology (and some psychiatry) courses, and his name has never come up.

[@BatCaveOz]

"You'll find him in every psychology student book." Me - No you won't.

[@BatCaveOz]

@@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 💯

[@carlmanvers5009]

I admire Kaspar for one reason. Nobody will be discussing *me* two hundred years after I am gone.

[@moos5221]

well, there are certain ways to ensure you will be remembered, but not in a good way.

[@gamechip06]

Bro Jesus is still popular 1990 years after he died, and others even longer. You're right though no one cares about us already let alone 200 years from now.

[@Cola.Cube.]

there might be replies to this comment in 199 years from now, lol.

[@mirosymo3331]

Carl manvers, ill have your name graffitied near recent crime scenes As i travel the world

[@johne9898]

Don't worry, I will tell your story 200 years from now

[@billtell5012]

The man holding the boy didn't kill him cause he had no stomach for it. That's why he only taught him, "I want to be a calvary man." If you want someone to die then making them one of the boys running directly at the people shooting at you is a pretty good 1. And pretty guilt free for a bonus.

[@lukeblackford1677]

Cavalry ride, infantry run.

[@idfk1123]

''The day i lost my identity.'' - Spongebob

[@idfk1123]

@@_Green_Onions_ lol sorry

[@idfk1123]

@Egg T ?

[@RanmaSyaoranSaotome]

Gotta' say Qxir, you have a talent for wrapping up a story with those poetic little endings.

[@bmx95ify]

I'm severely disappointed that Werner Herzog's "The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser" was never mentioned in this video. One of the greatest of all time.

[@andrewchavez4053]

One of his best. That and Stroyzek are the saddest movies I've ever seen

[@g3rdus12]

Your comment is quite an educated one, but seeing your name I couldn't hold my shit together. I love the internet man

[@junichiroyamashita]

@@g3rdus12 in the know this is know as Rimjob Steve. Don't ask me where i learn it.

[@Antonio_-rg6fb]

The thumbnail make it seem creepier than it really is

[@orangeman3220]

Clickbait baby

[@HereGoesKevin]

Shout out to the mayor who spoke to the teenager, sometimes all a person needs is someone that is willing to understand them.

[@dylanvanderhoof708]

"Authorities were left with no other recourse he was jailed as a vagabond" -Qxir

[@neonbunnies9596]

Not the best quote

[@DoctorAids]

Someone: is undereducated Germany back then "welp time to jail them"

[@iliketurtles2531]

like modern world still jail homeless people for being homeless

[@SirDankleberry]

@@iliketurtles2531 Yeah but you should read up on the truly horrendous shit they would do to them in early history, England was truly a bunch of turds to them. Compared to that our modern jails are like a vacation.

[@ct6502-c7w]

@@iliketurtles2531 Adults being "homeless" because they're druggies, and crapping on the streets and sidewalks is COMPLETELY different from a 16 year old child who was abandoned.

[@Sonderasf]

“He just like me” -Twitter Andy’s

[@ohmygoditisspider7953]

I don't understand what this means- i don't spend much time on Twitter, this might be why. What is a "twitter andy?" I tried to google this and it didn't get me anywhere.

[@ohmygoditisspider7953]

@linus meth tips so you think it's a meme like "Kyle" and "Karen" then?

[@ohmygoditisspider7953]

@linus meth tips damn bro, your google fu is clearly superior to mine. Thank you. I love learning stuff.

[@iminyourhousebro]

Cool lil thread here

[@Sonderasf]

@linus meth tips Andy is a name given to someone based on their character/actions. Ex: Ad hominem Andy, anime Andy, catboy Andy

[@faultysalty8840]

i have a knife stuck in my chest now, how could you?!

[@Cenentury0941]

@aquartz121 1 have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[@saw7191]

Qxir is actually Casper

[@darrenmcdonald5373]

I heard that too...

[@brndwillson1]

?

[@chilkootsailor492]

Teenager with no identity Redditors: wholesome 100 relatable

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, aper

[@alexk9642]

@@AxxLAfriku sounds like a bad idea but ok

[@chilkootsailor492]

@@AxxLAfriku I don't think it would work out very well, I hate to tell you. I think that if school bores you so much (I'm assuming you're in college) you should do some more classes that you like, drop out of classes that you hate, and if school isn't that important to you and you don't really have a plan for life, join the military or join an officer's school. If you don't have friends and don't feel good about your life, the military can give you a purpose. But you do you, what am I to tell you what to do, this is a free country and you should do what makes you happy. Just don't rely on youtube becoming your source of income.

[@omni8568]

@@AxxLAfriku I wouldn’t drop out but if you’re making money than I would suggest keep doing KZbin

[@ihaveredditso4331]

@@alexk9642 you know he is just advertising his channel

[@Kurzes_Spiel]

Man, it's amazing that you could just... disappear back then. I kind of wish we could still do that nowadays.

[@DoctorNemmo]

Oh, you can.

[@turkeyisawesome]

you should check out How to Create a New Identity & Disappear: Doing It The Right Way the book

[@doomedtoobscurity3965]

Try it bro

[@firewalker1372]

“Prince Shit Head” 😂 😂 😂. Love the videos, keep up the great work.

[@bigernmccracken5736]

Ya know what I love? I love that Qxir is telling obscure stories that no one else is telling on KZbin. Sure, it’s often dark or taboo... and just maybe... it’s not even 100% true (gasp!). But it’s very original content. A rare find these days. Thanks for sharing, brother. Keep ‘em coming.

[@Misfitxoxo]

6:57 caught me offguard lmao that drawing is 10/10

[@andrewd2114]

Right!!!! I was looking for somebody to say that

[@PsychiCorey]

HOW DID U COME UP WITH CHRIS HANSON FOR THE BLANK BLANK BLANK 😂😂😂

[@ricky-sanchez]

That's actually one of his most popular memes.

[@zerronyx1362]

Acts like a total prick to people helping him, harms himself to guilt trip someone after an argument, and lies about practically everything? So he was just an average twitter teenager

[@kevingee4294]

Just like my ex-wife...

[@change_your_oil_regularly4287]

He was just doing it all for the gram

[@THE-gf5mv]

@@t.b.5115 Ok, twitter teenager

[@Thejghostodst]

@@THE-gf5mv Teenager with no identity

[@tony_5156]

Yup lol

[@Dominion69420]

Qxir: *Uploads* *Drops everything*

[@KylesYTChannel]

Can wait for the 14 year old Redditors to comment "That's so me!"

[@Nae_Ayy]

No one does that, it's amazing how easily y'all can just invent an annoying figure to be annoyed at.

[@KylesYTChannel]

@@Nae_Ayy you've clearly never been on reddit.

[@KylesYTChannel]

@@Nae_Ayy Believe me, I wish had never been on Reddit.

[@yaboyashh]

@@Nae_Ayy the way you say that so confidently really scares me.

[@danielflanard8274]

@@Nae_Ayy If you say anything about mental illness/health on Reddit, you will have people responding with "same" and "that's so me", or you'll get attacked for talking about it.

[@stonebelue]

Your humor is so amazing and combined with your storytelling skills you make for one of the best creators on this platform!

[@JTA1961]

Notice that nothing was said about the drawing ♨😈♨

[@solidacid1337]

I always appreciate new content from my ABSOLUTE favorite KZbinr!

[@ncstudio333]

"the boy with no identity"- reveals name in first 10 seconds of video

[@kryssimarie]

"Try it yourself.." You absolutely crack me up every damn video.

[@elguapo1690]

Honestly, I was expecting a story about some poor abused youth, but the way qixr wrapped it up made it a lighthearted tale! For real though, stuff like this has actually happened, and those kids never get better. They never develop basic social skills or language because they're not able to. It's just too late.

[@Charlielizard]

Trust you'll keep this channel up and running for long time to come. Always something to make one stop and think for a moment. 👍

[@illicitsolitude7727]

Great episode, coincidentally I come from the city Hauser died. His story is pretty famous around here but your video summed it up so perfectly! keep on doing this.

[@jbeans500]

Can’t wait for the comments that are like, “Omg relatable🤪🤪🤪” what have I done

[@Haydn8oR]

Or "Early" five times over.

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

"Omg relatable" Early, Early, Early, Early, Early

[@mikeksp9177]

Cant wait for people like you to shut the f**k up and stop thinking youre cleaver Jk no nobody can be worse than those people

[@cyfe]

Oh my god this is extremely relatable I too am a teenager who's father is dead and has no identity #relatable 😂

[@GrinninPig]

I find the joker so relatable bro

[@randallshelton1630]

I’ve heard this story before but as usual qxir did it best

[@coreyadamson6825]

What about getting a DNA sample from his remains and see if there any present day ancestors. Might amount to nothing but it would certainly rule out any noble origins.

[@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580]

I remember them actually doing this. First they took blood from the underwear he was wearing during the attack and it didn’t match any modern day descendants of the royal family. Then they used mitochondrial dna which matched with one of the descendants. Now we have to figure out which one is Casper’s very dna.

[@notlisted5876]

@@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580 They did this already and it is clear now that they have the right DNA from Caspar as the material comes from two different and unrelated sources. The blood on the underwear is not his blood. The second thing they found is that the DNA code has just one position different then the descendance of the bloodline in question. So it seems like his story was actually true. If you can speak german here in an interesting documentary of the second DNA analysis. "Kaspar Hauser - Das Rätsel seiner Zeit (1/4)"

[@oldbatwit5102]

@@notlisted5876 It is true that his DNA was quite similar to a descendant of the family, Astrid von Medinger, but 'the relatively high similarity by no means proves the alleged relationship, as the "Hauser samples" showed a pattern amongst the German population.'. Sorry, it really didn't prove anything.

[@wheneggsdrop1701]

People say they feel like it but he really had no identify.

[@NakedAvanger]

Like SpongeBob that one time

[@tybrinkley7627]

Tales From The Bottle is one of my favorite series on KZbin.. Please don't stop making these any time soon!

[@jewleeborrasca6924]

If you've not already subscribed you should do it now. This channel honestly deserves it. The work done in these videos really speaks for itself. 💚

[@KOTEBANAROT]

As Huck Finn once said, any scammer posing as royalty is basically the same as actual royalty

[@KenMabie]

"I want to tell you meself where I come" Is it a sock? I bet it's a sock.

[@oldbatwit5102]

Or a Davey Crockett hat.

[@KenMabie]

@@oldbatwit5102 hey .. you leave David Crockett out of this .. he was a good man .. do your research on him .. when Andrew Jackson (the guy on the $20) tried to pass the "Indian Relocation act" (you know the death march known as The Trail of Tears basically Jackson proposed a bill in congress to steal Indian land and send them on a death march to Oklahoma a legal genocide ) David Crockett opposed him and the bill and when it passed he stood up in congress and told them all "Leave those people alone you have done enough to them, you may all go to hell, I am going to Texas" David Crockett stood up for my ancestors (the Cherokee) and left a corrupt government and paid with his life for it trying to make a better life for him his family and my ancestors .. leave him and his silly hat out of this ..

[@RaccoonKCD]

I swear my life at this point is me just enduring things while waiting for the next Qxir upload

[@Farmer-td5lf]

I have been waiting for the next one! Keep making good content!

[@jewleeborrasca6924]

This channel deserves millions of subscribers. I love every video I've seen here. 💜 truly underrated 100%

[@foscogrubb]

It's kind of funny a series called "tales from the bottle" is the perfect length to smoke a blunt too

[@rrai1999]

@Scumfuck McDoucheface come again?

[@SomeGuy-fi5mj]

@Scumfuck McDoucheface bruuhhhhh

[@thegamingsack]

@Scumfuck McDoucheface pardon?

[@rrai1999]

@Scumfuck McDoucheface give it to me baby!

[@SubjectZero05YT]

the fuck.

[@user-ew5qk2mu3v]

Compartmentalism or like split personality. The hitman and the target.

[@ATFADL]

Damn, this kid was centeries ahead of the people faking hardships for sympathy on social media and starting bullshit crowd funding campaigns for personal gain.

[@ksanbahlyngwa1998]

Id say this is a timeless action that does not need social media to exist.

[@ct6502-c7w]

@@ksanbahlyngwa1998 It's MUCH worse with social media and digital cameras. Now whiney emo Millennials can take pouting pictures of themselves and make up new "disorders" and plaster it all over the internet to get attention.

[@kennyadams9741]

Been watching you for a few years now and never have I gotten bored of watching your content.can't wait for the next. Hope you explode and get the recognition you deserve.

[@paysonfox88]

It's nice to see that this channel is picking up. I remember watching this guy 2 years ago, and I think he only had like 50,000 subs. The first big video I remember was the killdozer. I had heard of that story before, but your take on it was very good.

[@Mikehoncho191]

Dude I’ve been watching you for three years and now and your vids are getting very good and the writing is very good, congrats and keep up the good work

[@Arsopu]

They’re just 10 pound poms where we come from, heaps of them.

[@dmaninthewall]

Oh my God I love you Qxir Keep making videos

[@ShadowTheHedgehog85]

Greetings from Nuremberg. Fun fact, I live just a 400 meters walk away from Kaspar-Hauser- Platz. A small Square in Nuremberg named after him.

[@biggooch9246]

Thanks for the upload I was legit having withdrawals. Loving these stupid little videos more than anything else rn dawgg 😊

[@HazeyCazeyTv]

You should do a video of the west coast Woodstock where the Hells Angels were in charge of security. It was a disaster.

[@purshottamadevadhikar5035]

Altamont

[@seannoble8948]

Security for the rolling stones

[@johnsmith-xr1uh]

Why

[@KenMabie]

Altamont. At least know the name of the event you're requesting to be covered ... idiot

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

Boring. Been covered to death.

[@Thomas0918273645]

I'm from Nuremberg, Germany and I would've never thought to hear about Nuremberg on this Channel and also I didn't know this story!

[@ben-brady]

Finshed the video, great quality

[@Boosher_]

i love the content on this channel it's very interesting

[@MissPril]

Scary how much the drawings of this guy looks just like my neighbor.

[@movieclipsvideos1781]

One of the better KZbin channels, love the content keep it up!

[@orangecream1736]

The part where qxir said try stabbing urself made me laugh cause at the time I was playing with my butterfly knife. And my brain was like "fuc it no balls"

[@JTA1961]

I 💜that

[@cahallo5964]

I've done it before, but it was for a greater good, I had to stab my foot to get rid of something, and it was only with a small scalpel, even tho it was my foot, my stomach hurt like when you do something very wrong.

[@clamum]

I wish you uploaded a video every day big dog. Love the content

[@marcelmais6430]

Qxir is a gem among the YT rocks.

[@connorgowans8889]

Love you Qxir! Love from dublin

[@Hide.the.Salami]

At 7:03 you missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take a jab at the scots. Also and on a completely different note, the way his case presents is EXACTLY like a case of comorbid depression and mania-oriented bipolar disorder I was heavily involved with for most of a decade. Fabrication, acting out, self harm mixing into the fabrication, difficulties with learning and other skills in the exact manner you described; it's eerily similar. That's an armchair comparison, but I did literally have 7 years of close parallel to draw from. Interesting thing.

[@jasonwrona2639]

keep the vids coming man!!!!

[@mikelefate1621]

Man I was just about to watch something dumb that I wasn't interested in. Imagine my delight on opening KZbin and seeing this posted today. Cheers Qxir!

[@clockztickin]

I love the way you tell stories man

[@thedrofdoctoring]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[@wailcharef5590]

@John Jones lmao

[@Sound_.-Safari]

Dude your upload schedule is amazing. I love your shit, it’s a bright light in my life 💡

[@kyokuslaps2411]

Qxir I wanna thank you for being the one constant in my hectic life, you help me cope with my strifes

[@OpusBuddly]

This is my favorite KZbin channel!

[@jchaloupka007]

fun fact: Biting off your finger would require about the same force as biting off a carrot. The only reason it seems harder is our brain's self-preservation mechanism (the same mechanism you mentionned that would not let us stab ourselves)

[@DoctorNemmo]

Sociopaths usually harm themselves as a way to obtain attention, and sometimes they cross the line and kill themselves.

[@drockjr]

This blunt is for you dude

[@randomtinypotatocried]

This is my new favorite channel

[@simonphoenix3789]

Am I the only one who laughs everytime I hear "turty" or "tree"

[@jessicaconner1242]

Nope you’re not the only one

[@mrs6968]

As always you know how to shine a good light on darkened history

[@wyattkerper2024]

This story could be used as a nice twist on the rightful heir troupe

[@Cleaverbomb]

You may not be hailed as some forgotten prince, but show up babbling and tattered, you may wind up jailed as a vagabond. Great video as usual my man!

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

Wow, I paused the video, and stabbed myself. Just to return to it, press play, and see that you changed your mind. Unsubbed.

[@zombiasnow1565]

Thank you Qxir! Stay safe Peace

[@AliasUndercover]

"Try it yourself!" LOL

[@fineichangeditagain5675]

Good I've been waiting for a new video

[@swettyspaghtti]

another classic Qxir. You will be at 1 million subs by November. Mark my words

[@JTA1961]

Good point... I'm gonna tell a couple of people about this channel.

[@thefelon8027]

Your words were sadly wrong

[@swettyspaghtti]

@@thefelon8027 way to bring us down mate. Hey now !

[@valx7586]

"I'll tell you everything I know! Blank blank blank near the road blank blank blank behind the blank blank"

[@noahgranger6749]

The boy with no identity: "So his name was Casper Houser"

[@arkansasdaddyproudfatherha3800]

Thanks for another upload dude

[@missvida6251]

Kaspar then turned into one of the most friendliest, most adorable little ghost of all time. His uncle’s are a-holes though but Kaspar is a sweetheart. R.I.P Kaspar.

[@JohnnyXanax]

I just found this channel like miraculously finding a beer behind something that used to be food. Your art and story telling are intriguing and hilarious. So fooking happy I found it I hope you win that competition you talked about sum time ago. Or maybe it was some other dude, I am no spring chicken, y a dig. But mofos say I look 5-10 years younger. Don't quit your thing bro. Cheees.

[@TrickiVicBB71]

"try this yourself" Wait.... Hahahah

[@enderkatze6129]

Knowing some of the insane Things Royals and Aristocracy did with unwanted children or even Just unruly children, and Just the insane political Power Plays they engaged in, i think the Idea that He was a "lost" royal heir is entirely plausible.

[@LTPottenger]

today: vote with no ID 200 years ago: arrested for amnesia and put in jail til your identity can be sorted out

[@clamum]

Need an ID to fly on a plane, but vote? FUCKING NAZI BIGOT DISCRIMINATION! Why I'm for Giant Meteor 2021

[@mbryson2899]

I've voted without ID since 1984. What's the big deal?

[@LTPottenger]

@@mbryson2899 If you can;t figure that out there is no explaining it to you.

[@mbryson2899]

@@LTPottenger , if you can't explain it then it must be something trivial, important only to you. Or a baseless concern born out of hysteria. Or you just figured out that no ID was required to vote 200 years ago. Have I missed anything?

[@LTPottenger]

@@mbryson2899 You're just very stupid that's all. Or one of the idiots who think it's a good idea people from iraq can just show illegally up and elect the president. Either way you are hopeless and doomed to extinction so there is no point talking to you further.

[@vondahe]

Ask any doctor: He would have died early if he’d lived on water and bread alone and without daylight. Busted.