r/BadWomensAnatomy - Boobs 101

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

"No woman is autistic" Me: ok bye everyone

[@ShinePaw101]

Right? It’s like we all got Thanos snapped.

[@cre-k8-ive]

Right? Also, "All of them are so cute and like posting pictures online". Like no, JARED, the only people you see online are the ones who want to post. Who knew?

[@dakotadrake5877]

No, don't go! You are valid!

[@stemarabellathecat]

Also me: k bye *disappears*

[@StockStilly]

Oh no me too

[@rupertdriggs8104]

honestly fuckin rip to the guys who don't realize that a girl being loose usually means they're more relaxed and actually enjoying themselves lol

[@mitsusah2612]

Rip also to the guys who brag about how tight a girl they slept with was. It's like promoting how bad at sex you are.

[@jomaq9233]

“bUt TiGhTeR fEeLs GoOd!”

[@undead9999]

Yeah, I never understood why people seem to think that tight is better. If she isn't welcoming you inside, she doesn't want you in, brother ahahahha

[@Badartist888]

Same with guys who talk about hitting the cervix (unless you are like 10 inches long, in which case I feel sorry for you). Like they don't realise that women get 'erect' internally the more turned on they are. I will just say though, that general body size does play its part. Same as with guys and penis sizes. I've been with very petite 5'0" women and it is different to women who are 6'0" tall. Not better or worse, just different.

[@ginathecookie]

@@Badartist888 you can be 8.5 and hit it too, depends on the guy and the woman

[@thecizco]

Click: “I sometimes wear makeup…” I love how comfortable this man is with his own sexuality and doesn’t feel the least bit emasculated by admitting he occasionally wears makeup. ❤️

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

Yes, I wanted to say that. It's a really good example of what society should look like in regards to men and women expressing themselves however they want

[@arthurfine4284]

It's weird that makeup is considered emasculating considering that men in the entertainment industry generally wear makeup to look good on camera.

[@EmpressAnjaX]

@@arthurfine4284 eh i think it’s more like the designs and shit when you say the guys wear makeup to look good on set…uh yea obviously….idk how to explain but i want to say but it’s not a good comparison

[@Badartist888]

I don't know if you are from the USA, but most Western men are a little bit further along than the men in the USA.

[@michaelstaab2872]

@@arthurfine4284 ikr

[@LittleBiscuit]

I still stand by the fact that in order to legally have a child, adults need to take a biology course for women and men anatomy AND take a parenting course. Holy shit

[@Maria.Mirabella]

*Multiple* parenting courses… Honestly, there are so much thrash in this world that should never had been allowed to have kids

[@peppa_destruidora_deautoestima]

and therapy

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Cool. Is the state installing birth control switches on the population until they receive their parent's certification, or do we just confiscate the illegal contraband afterwards?

[@lovelymill]

thousands times yes

[@jimmybaldino5026]

yeah, I'm definitely on board with making the right to have kids be something you need to earn, not just something you need to fuck up REAL BAD to get taken away.

[@alyssamay9237]

“Men aren’t attracted to women on birth control” Yeah, but you’re not attracted to child support either, so what ya gonna take? Oh wait, you won’t have to make that choice

[@nessyness5447]

I wish, i take birth control to regulate my periods and it hasn't helped to avoid asses who think they're alphas and other shits like that.

[@donutartz1152]

🤣🤣

[@katrinam6795]

I think they are tho

[@thecrimsonfucker666]

When the babay comes out these men are the type to fight it tooth and nail

[@gracetreichel1973]

😂😂

[@cyanidesmile7263]

This sub is why I'm giving my kids the talk, regardless of their sex or gender or if they're getting it in school, because clearly the schools aren't doing it right.

[@plant_12]

Yeah. I knew about periods when I was five, some don't know when they're 65.

[@MEOO00W]

ikr

[@It_Is_I_I]

schools do it right when they do it... they just don't always do it... also I learned about 90% of what I know from the internet, but not places life Facebook, but people more like SciShow, asap science, vsauce, and the infographics show.

[@bearbobby1]

I never got taught in school because my class was “too immature” and my parents never told me anything because they thought the school did. I will also be teaching my children. I’ve already started (whenever they ask questions about where babies come from, periods, etc, I answer honestly at an age appropriate level).

[@moonray61]

@@It_Is_I_I Nah, schools hardly do it well

[@Ajehy]

The “invincible crotch” line makes me wince, remembering the time a guy hit me between the legs with a bamboo training sword. Then he laughed at me when I was sobbing in pain.

[@nancyschumacher1577]

Ouch

[@boxfullofdust9029]

That guy is an asshole, did you hit him back exactly the same way he did and laugh at him to assert dominance?

[@devent10n]

When I was 7, I fell off a jungle gym onto a metal bar and couldn't pee without being in pain for 2 days. To this day, I think it's the most pain I've ever been in.

[@sallyphilpin1104]

I went over show jumps bareback on a horse with high withers, never again after it decided to 'cat jump'.

[@Daelyah]

...I probably would've forcably reversed his default gennies and laughed back at him, afterwards...what a shitforbrain

[@amyg9518]

The guy who always ran to the store for tampons and chocolate for his gf may have been incorrect about needing chocolate, but that is so freaking adorable. He seems like a good bean.

[@zoritos5216]

"Sorry, the bs was stuck in my throat" is now the phrase I shall use forever. Thank you for this.

[@annieareyouok-hw8ce]

yeah me too lol

[@thishuman1621]

Forever

[@gachinx]

I will too

[@lucaotvos7220]

I wanna like but I can't ruin that perfect number of 666

[@snappy4212]

I was the 777th like

[@kiranmason4943]

Can we please start using “Ringing the Devil’s doorbell” as slang for female m*sterbation? It’s freaking hilarious 🤣

[@clarehidalgo]

Sounds better than "flicking the bean"

[@LamisonJamison]

@@clarehidalgo yeah it sounds like a painful experience.

[@makennashuter6606]

@@clarehidalgo that has always made me cringe so hard

[@slytherinlady3907]

yea ill take that actually

[@gsleazy1975]

that part that for me was the kill shot 😂 I swear if we don't start using it now it will fade away from meme culture

[@TheTrekkie12]

“Women’s nipples have milk men’s don’t” men can in fact lactate it just takes some doing

[@logitimate]

A *lot* of doing, if not using exogenous hormones, still not always successful, and they don't produce very much even if you do succeed, but yeah.

[@busterbeast999]

Hank Hill

[@pogpurin]

@@logitimate I guess it would just be the same as if a woman wasn't carrying a baby, so in the end they're both the same anyway

[@the18wheelerdealer76]

In my experience it doesn't take that long

[@Lexi-mr3fv]

it's actually been shown that men that have been starving for a while in emergency situations may start lactating after they've been given food

[@psyche_therainsilk]

As someone on her period right now; the whole “tampons are just for m*sturbating” or “you can’t use tampons until after s*x” is just plain painful to read. 💀

[@SolidSiren]

Yea these are thoughts of ignorant boys who don't understand female anatomy whatsoever. Hymen often breaks without sex, and tampons don't often break it either. Has nothing to do with it honestly.

[@mayo_poppins]

"ours are flat yours are round" sir, the amount of men with Mommy milkers and men with moobs just walking around existing with round chests are still allowed to be shirtless despite having round chests.

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

fr it's just fat

[@رزيئة]

Yeah like "Ladybeard", an Australian death metal vocalist and wrestler. He has really huge moobs and he rocks shirts that show cleavage lmao

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@رزيئة omg a legend lmaooo

[@dreamt0wn739]

Men literally develop from women in the womb. Everyone begins as a woman. L to them

[@mangaanimefan3089]

I swear, I've seen guys with bigger moobs than mine!

[@wren6230]

as a fellow female, no we do not pee from out butts. we have a separate bag in our stomach that stores all the pee/liquids. dont tell the males theyll know our secret.

[@alexn5743]

So that's why women carry their handbags everywhere, it's a decoy!

[@starrysoleil]

Yes, we must keep it secret or they will try and copy. Of course if they did it would be quite funny. -Another Woman

[@SoggyBolls]

my friend said that she has to cut a bit of her belly so the bad thingies can go out

[@innocentbystander3317]

Never known an honest female, or a smart American, so I can't tell if this thread is real or trolling..

[@AsheTheFox]

Ok I won't tell myself

[@IcynezYuki]

Am I the only person who legit thought "Body count does matter" was refering to kills?

[@lampylightbulb]

Nope

[@peytongolding7544]

I did too, kinda weird for them to refer to it as "body count" since we usually don't refer to living people as bodies

[@IcynezYuki]

@@peytongolding7544 Ikr?

[@lugoorstar]

@%D412Y%Fun fact, youtube is implementing automatic translation. Your comment "Nah" translated to English says "now". Is your account on another language, or is google that dumb?

[@Dorlainedainwenz]

Me too

[@YingYing-og5wd]

All those men who say that using a tampon is like loosing your virginity are gonna get a heart attack when they find out that the ----- can be broken even by horseback riding etc.

[@barrytalons2521]

Sadly my own mother believed that my virginity could be lost to a tampon🫡

[@anjelica948]

Actually, the hymen doesn’t “break” except in extremely rare circumstances. The hymen is a very thin membrane that only partially covers the opening of the V, and it can be slowly stretched over time in order to accommodate penetration- similar to how you can do stretching exercises to slowly become more flexible over time. Hymens can become torn, which can cause bleeding and pain, if they are stretched too quickly though. The only time a hymen should be “broken” is in a very rare circumstance where the hymen covers the entire opening, in which case a doctor would need to medically retract the membrane.

[@puripurimimi2803]

They'll get scared when discover that there have lots of types and sometimes you born without hymen. And is not lose virginity is gain sexual experience, no one lose anything

[@SolidSiren]

Wait until they find out some hymen isn't even intact from a very young age.

[@SolidSiren]

​@@anjelica948You have no idea what you're talking about. "Most of the time, the hymen surrounds the opening of the vagina. Sometimes, though, it will cover only the bottom of the opening. Hymens have two different designations depending on where they are located. These terms are: Annular: Annular hymens surround the entirety of the vaginal opening. Crescentic: Crescentic hymens are shaped like crescent moons and only partially cover the vaginal opening. Newborns are generally born with annular hymens, but these hymens change to crescentic hymens around the time they reach elementary school. "

[@nalinea18]

Click: "You know what they say, girl, 34 is the new 86." Me who has degenerative spine disease and arthritis before 30: "Well that would certainly explain a lot."

[@djroscurro9859]

Big F

[@dream_walker9726]

Oh man, I’m sorry for that.

[@lenaeospeixinhos]

Damn, here's an e-hug for you 🤗

[@SafStar_Official]

Somehow my aunt is 54 and didn't have her period for YEARS

[@mylowe420]

Me with osteoporosis of the spine at 25 reading this like "my people"

[@jellomiki]

In high school a classmate asked me how women could pee when pregnant without the baby "slipping down", and was very confused when I tried to explain to him that that was another hole. Keep in mind that we were in a class focussed on sciences, especially biology.

[@inavela1267]

I literally lost braincells tryibg to process what your classmate asked-

[@jellomiki]

@@inavela1267 we were table neighbors (if don't know the right word for that) so he asked me so many weird questions, once he asked about horse-girls breaking their himen while riding horses, and if that was a lie to coverup the fact that they fucked the horses

[@inavela1267]

@@jellomiki I swear some people ask some of the weirdest questions ever. About the whole horse girls breaking their hymen while riding horses, if I recall from my health class it's mainly because it's a very delicate membrane, and breaks easily, even if one has never had sex before. It can break by making all kinds of exercises. So yeah, one can break their hymen by horseback riding

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@inavela1267 Also: Is speedbump, not foil cover.

[@inavela1267]

@@JoshSweetvale I don't understand, maybe cause I'm tired and unfocused. Can you explain a bit hhhhhh-

[@astridposey]

the chocolate on periods one is big wholesome himbo energy.

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

He's a little confused but he got the right spirit!

[@jvmeel7454]

Its so adorable😭😭😭

[@anthrocultur5116]

Yeah, don't tell him!

[@brumous9364]

It was so adorable Really don't tell them ♡

[@chatboulon743]

His information may be wrong, but he's so goddamn sweet in putting in that effort! ❤

[@evientually]

"Women are plants." Me, a botany student attracted to other women: "Ohhhh... that explains it!"

[@w.reidripley1968]

Who else got a Groot vibe right then?

[@hackbodies]

Listen to billy joel's "always a woman to me" and tell me that he's not singing about a cat

[@SolidSiren]

I have a theory that all female botony/biology majors are attracted to other females

[@einfachkim2393]

you, my dear friend, are indeed funny. i did make a amused sound reading

[@elisabeth5995]

I always thought the pistil part was the woman and the stamen part was the man.

[@trashyfangirl2394]

As a women who has gotten hit in the place where the sun doesn't shine I regret to inform men that it actually DOES hurt like hell for us too (I'm literally sure that aside from period pains that was one of the worst pains I've ever felt in my life)

[@ravenzaphara5513]

OMG yes. when i was a kid, i slipped on the playground and did the splits on a metal bar. it was the greatest pain i've ever felt in my life, and to this day sometimes i get random flashes of it. might need to get checked out. 20+ years later.

[@zannis5441]

I thought the same but nahh

[@sugarkitty2008]

@@ravenzaphara5513 OMG same. I was trying to use monkey bars that I wasn't old enough for. I was just 5 years old and if I went on the tips of my toes on the ladder poles, I could just about touch the bars with the tips of my fingers. So I jumped to get on the monkey bars. Trying to get off them, I was scared to let go to fall to the ground. So I tried getting back on the ladder poles. Stretching as hard as I could, I just brushed them with my shoe and tried to launch slightly to get the rest of my shoe on there. I slipped. Legs went either side of the pole, with the full force of my weight in-between my legs. I felt sick, it hurt like hell and I started balling my eyes out. The pain isn't just at the impact point either, it goes all through the insides of your abdomen. When my mum checked on me I was bleeding slightly. I had actually torn my hymen from the force of it. It healed back up later, I was still very young. I imagine what I felt, was what it must be like to get kicked in the balls. Thus I've never resorted to doing that to a guy yet. Haven't had a good enough reason to. Not the worst pain I've experienced though. This one migraine takes that spot. And I get very painful periods sometimes that will make me cry.

[@Alexathechaotic777]

@@ravenzaphara5513 Same but I was on a trampoline and I fell on one of those springs on the outside it hurt like a mf 😬

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

@@sugarkitty2008 Holy heck! OUCH!!!!

[@Cove_Blue]

I can't even fathom being that ignorant while also being that confident. Like, holy sh*t it blows my mind

[@KKNOWSYOU]

r/confidentlyincorrect

[@cynister7384]

They're only confident _because_ they're ignorant. These people are just a simulation of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Some people really are just walking Dunning-Kreuger graphs, and it's terrifying that they can vote.

[@scienceandponies]

That's what delineates eho iy's okay to laugh at for me. Some people just got stuck with a real crap education on the subject and are there to learn. Then there's those who are 100% confidently incorrect about the most batshit things and acting like it's everyone else who is the idiot.

[@nerdynobody574]

like i'm not even that confident and i do my best not to be ignorant

[@Attackontrashcan]

"No woman is autistic" Me: **starts disappearing**

[@slevinchannel7589]

19:08: Click-sama is absolute right with all he says, but yet, Body-Counts still does matter somewhere; just (obviously) not like 'BadAnatomy-Users' think or claim.

[@shark_lover_BG19]

I've been reading the comments and more and more women are disappearing!!! NO!

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@shark_lover_BG19 Oh Gooooodddd...

[@c0zmozys]

WAIT N-

[@pinkbutterflies994]

@@c0zmozys dammit 😔 another of our sisters has fallen.

[@alzbetal1499]

Off topic but the “sin-cave” one is actually a heresy in christian theology. No body part is inherently sinful and whoever thinks that isn’t actually thinking as christian

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Judeo-Christian values literally say that being nude is sinful. They weren’t originally, but they evolved over time to believe so

[@alzbetal1499]

@@wolfetteplays8894 yeah, semitic religions created this sort of moral (opposing for ex. the tribes that wear almost nothing). that is more of sociocultural thing. but theologically, calling vagina sin-cave is BS, because no body part by itself is wrong or sinful. that just doesn't make sense in christian context.

[@-Devy-]

Well "Christians" say a lot of shit that the bible doesn't actually support.

[@Acidfrog475]

@@-Devy- Such as "love thy neighbour".

[@alzbetal1499]

@Linda Les I very much get that. I am an christian and some of the things that are a part of christianity are mostly just part of the culture. Its obviously hard to separate the religion from culture, especially in our region, but some of these things are really just shitty mixture of Bible, thinkers and cultural contexts. To my knowledge, the stuff in the Old Testament is much more harsh than the stuff that we are actually supposed to follow right now (New Testament and mostly the example of Christ and getting to Father through Him). But it was targeted at half civilized nomads/barbarians, so at that time, it was actually progressive. Hope that this chaotic paragraph explained at least something lol

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

3:00 Fun fact: the clitoris has more nerve endings than any other anatomical structure on the human body, and they're concentrated in a pretty tiny amount of tissue. Aiming a kick correctly will cause a person with a clitoris more pain than a kick to the balls causes because there are literally more nerves to feel it

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

That would one hell of a kick.

[@eMorphized]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 and I don't think modern shoes are designed for this to be very easy.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@eMorphized New slogan: Cleats for Clits. A terrible idea and I don't condone it, but it's catchy and I'm standing by it.

[@MissMaja24]

High heels be death sentence

[@leonasnake]

Heel to the vacoochie, critical hit

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

Couldn’t conceive due to endometriosis. My husband and adopted our son from China when I was about 43, my husband was 66, and our son three. We were late bloomers. We wanted kids so badly and since we had to adopt it took us a more than a decade to get a house that would pass inspection and get our finances lined up. Women may feel a physical push to procreate that seems to increase the closer they get to 30 but really wanting a child is ageless.

[@Ikajo]

As is not wanting children

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

@@Ikajo so true. I don’t expect my son to marry, have kids, or anything else like that. We must each find and pursue our own pathways.

[@Ikajo]

@@kimhohlmayer7018 My older sisters already have kids, I don't want any. Unless they have fur, walk on four legs and say meow.

[@cyanidesmile7263]

Fellow endo sufferer here. Just saying hi. 💛

[@georgehutter339]

@@Ikajo ssaaaammmeee

[@valpereira1447]

"The genetics change when they marry other family" Mitochondrial DNA: 👁👄👁

[@Bildgesmythe]

My first thought

[@John_Weiss]

You realize the walking anus who claimed that, "the genetics change," is gonna deny the existence of mitochondrial DNA when told about it, right? 🤣

[@slevinchannel7589]

19:08: Click-sama is absolute right with all he says, but yet, Body-Counts still does matter somewhere; just (obviously) not like 'BadAnatomy-Users' think or claim.

[@dragonfaex]

The funny thing is, they both are marrying other family.

[@IsisRenee1]

My daughter is 12 and she showed me your channel. I’m so glad she watches. Even though she knows the basics of anatomy and such I’m glad she gets to see that some adults really are that clueless. You make it fun to see that it’s not ok to just BE dumb and force stupidity on others. Thanks!

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

Honestly, the amount of people who don’t read anatomy books as kids is staggering. Like… there literally exist anatomy books *for children,* so who’s reading them?

[@w.reidripley1968]

Some of us (some of us! Etc.).

[@mallarielove]

@@w.reidripley1968too damn many. and we don’t know exactly who and i don’t feel safe with someone that doesn’t know womens anatomy. so i assume it’s ALL for my own safety.

[@mallarielove]

@@ARCtheCartoonMasterwith the current political state in america… i don’t think they’re allowed

[@w.reidripley1968]

@@mallarielove Though that may not matter at all. There is the multi-part Crash Course KZbin series on human reproductive biology and physiology (the search terms I used just now) that looks from what i sampled to be pretty good, and appropriate to about ages ten and up. All about How It All Works, and for just about when it begins to come in handy to know about. Modern times! Now those crazy kids look it up on their phones!

[@LittleMisZorua]

I’m a werewolf AND a plant??? I’m learning a lot today!

[@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega]

i almost always have my period around new moon, what am i?

[@chatboulon743]

Today, all womankind found out... they were a Pokemon. Ngl, a plant werewolf Pokemon would be epic.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

A plant-based werewolf?! That’s incredible!

[@cocolime6496]

us women are masters of multi-tasking 💁‍♀️

[@thornwalker8970]

Women turn into succulents every full moon confirmed

[@crystalla7383]

Honestly if there was a tampon company called "Satan's Bullets" then I'd probably start using tampons instead of pads lol

[@tacolemon1992]

Honestly same

[@malu7669]

and maybe they could call menstrual cups 'satans goblet' or something

[@Amayawolf_01]

I would 100% use a tampon called "Satan's Bullets" but I use tampons anyway because pads feel messy to me.

[@InMintCondition13]

Pads can be called Satan's Scrolls and the patterning can be faux summoning circles.

[@Adenon.W]

@@InMintCondition13 This... This is beautiful

[@wrgirlie86]

As a human who is 6+ months pregante, I'm very worried that my child hasn't praised the sun enough! XD

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

Make sure you get enough calcium, even when cooking they still desire the bone juice

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

PRAISE THE SUN \( ಠ_ಠ)/

[@dapperOctopus]

How does this even work without the Vagina getting enough oxygen and sunlight?

[@Roadent1241]

Don't worry, mother, he'll leave t'Basement eventually XP I hope it goes well though, seriously. Stay safe, madam(??).

[@IsleNaK]

Just don't go swimming, it might drown your baby! 😱 Source: a screenshot on r/badwomensanatomy

[@Luigicat11]

"Men like sticking the thing they pee out of into the thing women pee out of." I mean they're not _entirely_ wrong, depending on what weird corner of the internet you find yourself in.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

Unless it's the she-Hulk you're talking about, that'd be pretty hard on the woman involved

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@comradewindowsill4253 and if it is the she-hulk, I doubt you’re gonna manage it.

[@berrymint6384]

God no That is NOT a place where you should put it Not just it won't work and HURT LIKE HELL and causes all kind of life threatening side effects It is NOT normal/it is R*PE

[@helenanilsson5666]

@@berrymint6384 An act is r*pe if it's not consensual, not if it's just anatomically unwise. It's a moot point anyway since in this case the act wouldn't be physically possible unless the penetrating part had a very literal micropenis, since the urethra really doesn't stretch well.

[@stefvisser9642]

It's a good idea to live by the phrase "If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room" and take EVERY opportunity to learn

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

My teachers should have heard that, maybe they'd have put me ahead a grade like i SHOULD have been.

[@plasmakitten4261]

Life with high IQ is a quest for the right room. And also a battle against being an egotistical dickhead but that doesn't sound as deep and meaningful.

[@AnnekeOosterink]

"What is the difference between a uterus and a baby" sounds like a terrible joke. Like, "what is the difference between a kidney and a human? Huh? Bet you can't tell me!" That cannot be serious, right?

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

I think they got the word 'uterus' confused with the word 'fetus'... smh

[@chatboulon743]

@@randommeowthekitty6482 If this guy is a full-grown adult, that's a little more embarrassing.

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

... Are we sure these aren't the same people that enforced a law against terminating a pregnancy in ALL CASES including ectopic pregnancy and ask doctors to "reimplant the baby in the uterus" or face charges?

[@PanthereaLeonis]

A uterus is a bag of flesh, commonly found inside a woman. A fetus is a glob of flesh growing inside that bag, and slowly becomes a baby. THey are connected, but just like a tree in your back yard isn't your entire back yard, they are easy enough to separate.

[@AnnekeOosterink]

@@PanthereaLeonis you realise I know this right? I wasn't actually asking

[@girl1213]

Me: *has a flu and throws up in the morning* Boyfriend: You're pregnant! You're always sick in the morning. We had * bedroom exercise * two days ago and you started throwing up right after! Me: *takes his face loving into my hands and make him look me in the eye* Stop reading fanfiction if you think that's how this works.

[@inavela1267]

Plus, normally it takes around a week or more for the signs that someone's pregnant to show up. Heck, some women don't feel sick or get the carvings when pregnant. Your boyfriend needs to stop reading fanfics alright XD

[@makennashuter6606]

@@inavela1267 in some rare cases, yes, but more often than not it's closer to 2-3 weeks before your body can even produce enough hormones for a positive pregnancy test. You can be in week 5-8 before you have ANY slight noticeable symptoms if you do not regularly get your period.

[@regulargoat7259]

@@makennashuter6606 that fact is why i will never understand why people can in good conscious ban abortions past the 8 to 12 week mark.

[@Ajehy]

This is one reason the psychotic Texas abortion laws are going to hurt a lot of innocent people.

[@IsleNaK]

@@Ajehy weren't those laws already stopped by the court?

[@JohnDoeLover]

21:55 got me to actually talk to my boyfriend about the possibility of having kids in future (we’ve already talked about marriage and moving in together) and we came to the agreement the bloodline ends with us and it’s either adoption of a kid in late elementary or older or no kids at all because we can’t deal with the mental anguish of it and neither of us are comfortable enough with our afab bodies to have biological children

[@janemiettinen5176]

We dont all need to breed, so I applaud your decision, as a 46yo without kids. World is full enough. I used to entertain the idea of fostering, but I know myself too well, trying to keep myself alive is enough drama for me. But you guys might wanna keep that fostering option in mind? Good loving fosters are scarce, that way you can really make a difference. Just a thought :)

[@bonejuice225]

"we came to the agreement the bloodline ends with us" I laughed at that so much! Ditto to the adoption thing though. I have a lot of backlash coming in from my family over my decision to potentially get surgery to remove the possibility of getting pregnant, but I think that there's enough kids in the foster system to make a solid, happy, and emotionally healthy family if I think that's right for me. I had my dad argue "Don't you want kids of your own?" in response to my adoption pitch, as though any hypothetical kids I adopt wouldn't be fully and entirely mine. Lmfao the older gen is wack

[@JohnDoeLover]

@@bonejuice225 I totally get your decisions and I've noticed that's a weird trend with the older generations. especially when they used parenting you at all as an excuse to treat you like shit. If your parents are anything like that, I would suggest just throwing it back in their faces. Hope they stop bothering you soon, especially since they're lucky you're planning kids at all at any point if you can. I know some cis straight people who are planning on never having kids ever even if they can since it's too painful or too expensive or too mentally draining.

[@bonejuice225]

@@JohnDoeLover oh absolutely! I'd love a small family once I've got a stable job and I'm done with uni in the next few years or so. I bounce between arguing back and wondering if they should even get to meet any hypothetical children I do or do not have in the future if this is how they're acting at just the thought of it

[@heyna1185]

I feel the same way. Even tho I‘m single. But I hope I can one day meet a person who doesn‘t want biological kids and who is also leaning towards no kids at all. Giving birth pretty much sounds like one of the most horrible things that could happen to me and I don‘t like babies. If I ever feel responsible enough (and have the financial stability), I might consider fostering. But getting a cat is my number one priority!

[@fireboaserpent]

When Cliccy says your chosen name in the special name thing: *vibrates with excitement*

[@mackenziethebestbrittanysd5561]

J

[@CoolBurgers23154]

hi Jake here i got called out this time

[@gunsandroses896]

Hell yeah. I'm happy for you dude.

[@mikailabroekaert9768]

Good for you! Hi Jake.

[@eve3455]

Day nineteen of waiting for my turn.

[@lokiijustwannasleep7865]

Click Academy would have such nice vibes. would 100% go there

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Only if we get taught by him personally even if it's via discord.

[@yourlocalfloofballkira2251]

@@Ghalaghor_McAllistor omg, yes

[@adamai2873]

Ikr same

[@adamai2873]

@@Ghalaghor_McAllistor y e s

[@stickanimatorlolb.cheekydr7321]

Remember from last lesson of r/badwomansanatomy, boobs can have, bones and muscles and can be, a parachute and can be half your body weight

[@Amayawolf_01]

Ah yes, in the last 50 years we've evolved to only need one hole for both functions. Also hormones play a huge role in period cramps. My doctor prescribed me birth control because I was having horrible cramps and unusually long gaps between cycles. It had nothing to do with sex, even though my boyfriend got this panicked look when I mentioned it like I was concerned about getting pregnant. Nah man, I just want to stop feeling like someone is stabbing me with a hot knife every month to the point I'm nearly in tears.

[@NoxLunarwing]

oof yeah cramps suck, i've always described it as someone taking an augur to my insides.

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

I think of mine as someone slicing open my stomach, then reaching their hands in, pulling everything out while it's still attached, squeezing everything to the point that it explodes, and then putting it back in.

[@chocrush1190]

im so sorry you all have such pain full cramps!

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

@Chocrush 11 Thanks

[@NoxLunarwing]

@@chocrush1190 thank you!

[@misschanandlerbong753]

You standing up for us autistic women (who do, in fact, exist) made me very happy. Love you, Click!

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

Honestly, I really don’t get why so many guys struggle with the concept that women are just normal people. They probably don’t have sisters.

[@najrenchelf2751]

How can this man switch from being the biggest, dirtiest jokester you've never seen, to the most well spoken and friendly person in 1 second? I don't get it! XD :D

[@bubla2659]

He is both a awesome dad and the cool uncle

[@dumblenutz5561]

Dunno bout everyone else but that isin't hard for me Wich is good, obviously. Versatility always good.

[@dhea7066]

I would absolutely love to enter the click academy. Learning types of karens and how to avoid them, researching facebook science, and becoming a satan. It sounds awesome.

[@annahuszar2630]

And free Satan's bullets in the restroom

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Whoa there becoming a Satan?

[@floofdoodle4349]

Ikr

[@greason]

Yes! I would literally move country to enroll. Though it would prob be online.

[@najrenchelf2751]

As long as we get some time with The Click in his reasonable human form, I'm down. :)

[@thegamingfandom6721]

I like to think that the reason sex feels good is because the reproduction levels were low and evolution was just like “alright, if we make it feel good will you *please* keep your species alive??” Probably not why but it just really tickles me

[@SamForgorAgain]

God watching ye old teens not getting it on and being like “Oh, *fine*, if you orgasm, will you *please* get laid?!”

[@bdariamihaela]

Well it's true that anatomy text books change over time, but just slightly as we discover more about how the human body works at a small level. For example when I was in middleschool we leaned that neurons can't divide/multiply, now I'm a med student and I'm learning that non-matured neurons do actually divide but stop when they hit maturity

[@rosesrose4364]

My dad once told me and my siblings that when a women has a period a quarter of her eggs fall down and she makes more through eating. He wasn't right.

[@GamerSisters]

This thought terrifies me.

[@lordfelidae4505]

Holy shit that sounds like a fucking terror.

[@xemity2]

this is why men should be taught sex ed about women and the other way around too.

[@komster8980]

I would pay for a box of tampons that said “SATANS BULLETS” on them.

[@Balou_560]

omfg the click is somehow a combination of extremely wholesome, unnervingly cursed, and scarily good education-wise and it's absolutely the best thing ever

[@blueeyestuber8673]

You must be new here welcome

[@Balou_560]

@@blueeyestuber8673 oh nah I've been watching his videos for about a year, thank chu though

[@thatweirdmusicalwerewolf7660]

I’m a girl and I spent much of my childhood (until I was maybe 13) believing that periods stopped forever when one got pregnant, instead of just for 9 months, and I thought that’s why some girls became teen moms 😂😂

[@ethnekerickson]

A little confused, but you had the spirit

[@prnc96]

I will never forget the day my mom was shaming me again for needing bigger tampons than her like "I had 2 kids and I only need the small ones and you use way too big ones for someone your age, are you that loose down there that´s not normal bla bla bla" and when I tried to explain to her for the houndred time that the size of the tampon doesn´t have anything to do with "how loose someone is" but with the intensity of their blood flow, she just kept denying it and getting really mad at me for "always trying to lecture her about things I don´t know shit about" to the point I just fucking googled the stuff and shoved the first article in her face, reading it out loud and of course she immidiately got more pissed at me like it´s MY fault that she´s the one who CONSTANTLY talks complete bullshit

[@ebonyblack4563]

Merch idea I actually kinda want to see happen: Imagine tampons for Trans Masc peeps that are marketed as "Satan's Bullets!" Confuse the Transphobes with hyper male stereotyped box designs too!

[@nancyschumacher1577]

Yes

[@eMorphized]

Why not make hyper masculine everything? Like bathroom signs with spray painted flame decals. Training wheels shaped like truck tires! A turbocharged hair dryer!

[@localidiot1334]

yes

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@eMorphized Those are amazing ideas!!! Let absolutely do that!!!!

[@Heezbungus]

YES

[@ethribin4188]

"They used the same biologie text books for 50 years now!" And and human biologie has changed how much in the last 50 years?

[@grawxxor2820]

The only downside of a 50 year old textbook regarding female anatomy I could think of, is it being very conservative about women's sexual health and how hymens work. But that's it.

[@anthrocultur5116]

But evolution! XD

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

about anatomy being an opinion FUN FACT, IT WAS! Seriously, for CENTURIES doxtors studied and repeat what Galen wrote for like 1300 years until Vesalius said he was wrong, like seriously wrong. Latet they STILL were (and most are) wrong about how women work because you know, sexism™

[@Lectrikfro]

There was a patch a few decades ago that adjusted the index finger dimensions on the model to more easily fit into CDs and DVDs. The dev did fail to patch other known bugs like breathing and eating with the same tube and those instances of the software just crashing for no reason and completely bricking the hardware.

[@carriecalamity6654]

Human biology hasn't changed but for example the anatomy of the clitoris wasn't fully explored until 1998(!) So it wouldn't be shown correctly in a 50 year old textbook.

[@whoamu.8439]

I just love how almost everyone that doesn't know a little about femenine anatomy are extremely desperate for woman attention. Like bruh I'm gay and even i care a little to investigate .

[@GhostlyGhosty]

As a woman I can confirm that we are plants. The sun's rays are d e l i c i o u s .

[@Suhuva]

The contradiction between calling genitals 'the Devil's doorbell' and glorifying childbirth and motherhood are beyond ironic at this point 😂

[@z.700]

2:08 Actually, the opposite is true. Children actually receive slightly more of their genetic code from their mother than their father. Mitochondria carry their own genome (separate from the genome in your cells) because they're just cool like that. The genetic makeup of your mitochondria is always directly inherited from the mother, and never the father.

[@slevinchannel7589]

19:08: Click-sama is absolute right with all he says, but yet, Body-Counts still does matter somewhere; just (obviously) not like 'BadAnatomy-Users' think or claim.

[@charlesco7413]

What fascinated me was the Y chromosome is so much smaller than the others yet it creats all the changes required to generate a XY from a XX.

[@cattaku6491]

I learned this in Biology class recently and its really interesting to hear about! While nucleic DNA is usually 50/50 between mother and father, its not the same case for mitochondrial DNA :>

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@cattaku6491 Mind if i RANDOMLY recommend a cool Channel like Practical Engineering or Veritasium or Its ok to be smart?

[@DWal32]

@@slevinchannel7589 well yeah i'd like to know how many people the other person killed

[@KaiSaysThings]

The click is definitely my favourite human. I've had convos with people watching his videos with me where they've wondered if he's part of the LGBTQ+ and I just said "nah he's just mad accepting and a mega ally" and it makes my and their hearts warm

[@morgannaomi1231]

"That would set the standard for education really fucking low" Uh, have you seen the American sexual education system? 😂

[@squidcultist0022]

Its almost non existent in most states

[@chatboulon743]

It's bold to assume there's even one. Lol

[@arthurfine4284]

Sex Ed is something that is kinda "learn as you go" if you live in a state like Mississippi.

[@junkoenoshima2756]

Gosh I can only imagine here in Britan we have a science classes for sex-Ed and learn all about it multiple lesson about p*nis and v*gina for everybody and about reproduction I wonder what goes on in america

[@beth7935]

@@junkoenoshima2756 Yeah, I wonder how it's even possible to be so ignorant, then I remember I'm Australian & we have a functional education system here :D I feel so sorry for Americans.

[@suugiart]

As a girl, I can say getting hit in the crotch is still painful as hell. I got in the way one time while my brother was practicing slapshots (he plays Hockey) and before he saw me, he struck the puck and... Yeah y'all probably know what that puck went. He felt so bad. Normally, I'm tough when it comes to getting hit with something (been hit in the face too many times with a soccer ball lol), but that really made me cry. I never thought it'd hurt that much and suddenly I was glad I wasn't a guy because I realized how much more it'd hurt.

[@noname-kx4cu]

To be honest. It probably hurt as much as a guy getting hit there especially if it Hit the clitoris.

[@dream_walker9726]

*Ive been hit with the stick during ball hockey and I can agree, that sh!t hurts*

[@robinchesterfield42]

@@dream_walker9726 Rode a bike off a curb while sitting on the seat normally. *ONCE.*

[@lordfelidae4505]

Depending on where you were hit, it might be even worse considering the clit has multiple times the total nerve endings as the entire male penis. It’s a smaller target, but it’s much worse if hurt. So, a man gets hurt like that more easily, but when hit, women hurt worse.

[@ZizixxSamurai]

@Gareth Tiberius maximus crab bane barr Nope, some people feel pain stronger than others, it's not a gender based thing, also the place that gets hit, and the strength of the impact also varies from case to case, so yeah, no.

[@violamae7090]

I would argue that the term “nonconsensual 53X” is still helpful when applied in certain contexts, such as when talking to an individual (or a group of people who may contain such an individual) who may be triggered by the use of the four-letter term. For legal or textbook contexts, I agree with the post-but when speaking, I think it’s important to take into account whom you’re talking to.

[@turkeycannon161]

It's also useful for descriptive purposes, how are you going to define a word if you can't describe what it means?

[@octoberlee4801]

Oddly enough I get triggered when hearing the word but not when typing it. I think hearing the word in real life makes my brain think someone is gonna hurt me again. So I agree.

[@axoltheartist]

@@octoberlee4801 are you alright?

[@octoberlee4801]

@@axoltheartist no :))

[@jem5636]

True. I also think the term 'consensual sex' has some purposes as well, at least in fiction. It can pay to be overspecific there.

[@Vampirzaehnchen]

BadWomenAnatomy joke: Two sperm meeting each other. One of them asks "Hey, any clue how long it takes to the uterus?" The other one starts laughing: "Dude, we didn't even pass the stomach." I really love this one. :D

[@maysee2515]

Are you sure it's a bad anatomy joke? I would have figured it was a blow job joke.

[@eriklagergren7124]

The "What would convince you that you're wrong?" method seems like a really good idea

[@anthrocultur5116]

It is. This is a basic component of critical thinking. And the scientific method. Trying to disprove your ideas and beliefs leads to better ones, which you then continue to challenge.

[@ravenzaphara5513]

it's also what Telltale (an anti-cult activist here on youtube) says can help bring someone out of "programming" when they're in a cult that dictates what they have to believe, regardless of the proof against it. worth a watch, if you're interested!

[@Newfiecat]

Yes. Exactly. THIS is why I was banging my head against a wall while watching a debate between some Christian guy and Bill Nye. When asked what would convince them they're wrong, Bill Nye said he required some kind of scientific evidence. Christian guy just said: "NOTHING will ever convince me I'm wrong". 🤦 Just ... Good to know this debate is completely pointless, then. Y'know, with one party completely refusing to engage in DEBATE. Might as well just have Bill Nye "debate" a frickin brick wall with pages of the bible plastered all over it.

[@Wererabbitle]

Fun fact about the one that men don't make milk with their nips ... it actually can happen that they can. Women's chest develops different from men's only from puberty, so the "basic" biological fundament is always the same and in some rare cases that can be enough to produce milk even in adult men

[@katteisace4563]

many amab babies produce milk for a while

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

Looked it up, yup they have mammary glands meaning they can produce milk. Dunno how good of an idea it is to "milk" a guy, but it's definitely possible. It would probably be a similar process for women who adopt but still want to breastfeed, research would be interesting but I don't know how many would be willing to participate.

[@someoldytaccount]

Besides being a bodily response in order to feed a child, it's also largely psychological and dependent upon your hormone levels. Male lactation has been viewed in a range of situations, such as a spike in hormone creation during puberty, when there's a build up of lactic acid caused by strenuous exercise, emotion bonds with their baby/ies, or other serious things like liver issues.

[@librasgirl08]

There is a drug called Domperidone, that can make men lactate. All the body needs is the hormone prolactin.

[@robinchesterfield42]

And then there's that one Pygmy tribe in Africa. (looks up the actual name) The Aka tribe. Look it up--the guys there have been written up as "the world's best dads" several times. They spend tons of time with their babies and even take them down to the equivalent of the village pub with them, and it's no big deal.

[@anonymouspotato1022]

Honestly if it was as easy to predict periods as tracking the moon cycle that would be amazing

[@anonymouspotato1022]

@Yuki Sapphira if that ever became possible I would totally do it honestly if the side effects were like loss of period or infertility I would be like hahaha even better I’m gay and hate periods so that would be nice

[@scienceandponies]

Well it used to be that simple, but all the witch hunting ruined it. It used to be that all the women would get together and dance around naked under the full moon as a regular social event. All that time together synchs up their periods onto a uniform schedule. And since women and girls of all ages joined in, the practice got associated with the onset of puberty and hair growing in new places, and thus the concept of werewolves as a metaphor. Then the church had to come and ruin everything and branding them witches because all the menstrual blood they left behind from dancing looked like demon summoning blood runes. Yes I am joking and entirely made that up. I am sad that such a disclaimer is necessary.

[@anonymouspotato1022]

@Yuki Sapphira cool

[@anonymouspotato1022]

@@scienceandponies cool

[@Adenon.W]

@@scienceandponies you know what, that'd be fucking epic though

[@leonasnake]

"did you even realize how ooga booga that sounds" is my new favorite phrase

[@MadamFoogie]

That's cool The Click admitted to sometimes wear makeup on camera. Cis men should be able to enhance themselves with makeup if the want to, and not be stigmatized for it. I mean, all the top male celebrities wear it. I have a guy friend who got torn apart by his peers when it was revealed he liked to wear just a little mascara and coverup (it smudged, they noticed) and I think that's totally unfair. There's nothing wrong with improving your image however you please. Boys can be pretty, too. My partner (an ex Marine) is mortified to be associated with anything feminine. For example, he wants to dress up as a zombie for this Halloween, and was appalled when I suggested doing his makeup for him, because _only girls wear makeup._ Instead, he ran out and bought a crummy rubber mask, which won't look half as good as what I'm capable of doing. It's not even beauty makeup! And heaven forbid he so much as TOUCHES anything pink. I understand it was drilled into his head to be as masculine as possible, but he almost seems "girly" with how squeamish he is of anything remotely female! I don't get it.

[@claudiaflores3944]

Girl… him having such an aversion towards femininity is a gigantic red flag

[@MadamFoogie]

@@claudiaflores3944 A red flag for what? Not being snarky, I'm genuinely curious.

[@wolf1066]

Would he also refuse to wear camo paint on the grounds that it's makeup?

[@MadamFoogie]

@@wolf1066 Good question, I'll ask him.

[@wolf1066]

@@MadamFoogie Yeah, 'cos that would be interesting, considering that camo paint is used a lot in armed forces. It's theatrical-grade makeup sticks.

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: starfish can regrow their limbs

[@mrehatt2582]

already knew that

[@inavela1267]

I won't lie, i may know that, but it still amazes me

[@sabinastrash6813]

saw this on an EmKay video oml

[@martytriesstuff8704]

And it sometimes happen that too much grow back, making weird shaped star fish

[@xperson510]

I literally just saw you on emkay

[@HobGungan]

8:28 Hi, as a person on the spectrum who has worked with other people on the spectrum of all genders, women have been historically underdiagnosed as many of the symptoms are generally considered more socially acceptable from women. So blame patriarchy

[@sharonoddlyenough]

Yes!

[@innocentbystander3317]

I do not blame men for how a woman chooses to conduct herself. There's a reason it's "socially acceptable" to be "flakey," and it's because the alternative choices and the responsibility for making such personal choices has been deemed "sexist." Blaming an entire gender for the actions of another gender only supports my point that personal responsibility is largely rejected for an entire section of the human species.

[@silverdrag0n_]

@@innocentbystander3317 dude, grow up.

[@innocentbystander3317]

@@silverdrag0n_ Thanks, data-collection never ends. Keep getting offended at the very idea of personal responsibility... We all know btiches are too fragile to handle such simplistic ideas.

[@petrfedor1851]

@@innocentbystander3317 Expect patriarchy doesn´t mean men. It´s social system which put men on higher position in hyrearchy while supress women (and ignore other gender). Also, it makes lives of men worse by forcin them comfort into unhealthy expectations.

[@Just_another_s_kid]

I love it when click drops the “silly voice” and starts giving some great advice and informed debunking of the dumb things people say

[@EmiLala]

Ngl would 100% buy "satan's bullets" branded tampons. And then put them in all the public bathrooms, because public bathrooms friggin' should have free period products!

[@bryanabare]

Considering the thumbnails for these types of videos, The Click is not only a Furry, but a fellow Weeb.

[@nirmalaannadurai3140]

*Man of culture*

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

@@nirmalaannadurai3140 Agreed, Pandora Hearts is *chefs kiss*

[@peanut_butter_wizard1213]

I love the duality of the Click. One minute he's giving better sex ed than most American schools, the next he's contemplating making tampon merch.

[@itsFlycatcher]

This is off topic, but something I think is interesting - it's really astonishing how our brains process speaking in different languages. Like this happens to me too so it's no shade, but it made me smile to hear Click say "it makes kinda sense". In Swedish, the verb always follows the subject, so he automatically used the Swedish sentence structure while speaking English off the cuff, which is kinda cute. (I usually have to stop myself from trying to conjugate Swedish words like I'd do in Spanish, lol. Like the other day I almost said something like "vi ätemos nuestra lunchen" and I needed to take a second to process how my brain even got there. Neither of those languages, nor English is even my first language, lol.)

[@sparking023]

"Is it possible to feel shame on behalf of someone?" Yes. Yes it is. I may not be a women anatomy specialist (in fact, the closest I ever got to a girl is hug zone), but I think I got the basic facts right. The same couldn't be said from the people in this vid...

[@Acidfrog475]

Isn't it just vicarious/secondhand embarrassment (secondhand shame??)?

[@fuckmylifewtf]

Germans got a word for that. "Fremdschämen" which is "Stranger embarrassment" translated word by word.

[@MsWill813]

​@@fuckmylifewtfFinns too. Myötähäpeä - with shame

[@bjmccann1]

I just can't get over how the "No Touching Yeast" guy was the Science teacher!

[@damiantobli5189]

My BIOLOGY teacher once told us that we had to hold in our periods and learn to control them rather than disturbing the lesson to go change our pads/tampons...

[@bjmccann1]

@@damiantobli5189 I'm not a woman, but I feel that if y'all could do that, you probably would, and waaaay before that fool told you that.

[@damiantobli5189]

@@bjmccann1 yeah, exactly. Other then that though, he's a really great guy, he just gets on my nerves with comments like those...

[@catpoke9557]

@@bjmccann1 After all, if people could just 'hold them in,' then period products wouldn't exist. Ever notice how the only people who wear diapers are people who have lost control over their bowels/urinary tract?

[@James-Salty-Sunderland]

The science teacher also does not know that guys can get yeast infections as well lol.

[@fayerussell1429]

Click holding himself back from making new plushies is my favorite thing

[@lucifox8506]

i will forever love how click says "get" children, like you go to the store for them. i know its a language thing but its makes me chuckle

[@w.reidripley1968]

be gat... 😅

[@inavela1267]

Everytime I look at this subreddit, I feel glad that I know my own body anatomy

[@pogpurin]

It just makes me so frustrated that these people have so many opinions on something they just don't understand, and then enforce them over the people who have the things they don't understand

[@mayumiplantilla7752]

Fun Fact: when owls run the look like they are naruto running. Its really cute

[@ymmijx6061]

i thank you for this fact

[@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251]

Yeah I had a pet owl once. He was adorable

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Aww ☺️

[@peacefulleopard8016]

@@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251 my Mum had a pet barn owl when she was little. It went with her, I think, to vet nursing school. The owl was called Awol.

[@owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820]

hm

[@11epicnoob]

To be fair, in Monster House, the story is that the homeowner's wife fell into the cement foundation and died, so TECHNICALLY the house was a girl EDIT: My post is talking about the lore of the Movie

[@رزيئة]

The joke was that the kid confused "uvula" with "uterus" I think.

[@11epicnoob]

@@رزيئة I got that, but was saying that he wasn't wrong either

[@Rachel-fi4sc]

I thought the joke was that he confused "uvula" with "vulva". Maybe I should go fish my mind back out of the gutter.

[@11epicnoob]

@@Rachel-fi4sc probably. I just know the lore cuz I've seen it a couple times

[@onlyoddity]

Right conclusion, wrong evidence 😂

[@JUMALATION1]

11:30 I now have even more MAD respect for you! Men realizing the benefit of make-up first-hand and what it can do to slightly enhance your features without making it look like you're wearing make-up is a big thing. It's just about wanting to look good and shouldn't be as "locked" as it is for only women. Hjärtliga hälsningar från Finland!

[@Maria-qb1nv]

Fotliga hälsningar från Sverige!

[@Aymelia-colon3]

You know that OT replaced your Kitty plushie with Jammi's plushie?

[@bleezecake]

HE HAS BEEN REPLACED

[@Capitanosimp2174]

LOVE TRIANGLE, LOVE TRIANGLE, LOVE TRIANGLE!

[@anonymouspotato1022]

AHHHHHHHH

[@anonymouspotato1022]

@@Capitanosimp2174 it is a love square don’t forget shaba

[@rickmewfaw5570]

@@anonymouspotato1022 love *pentagon*, actually. There’s also Human1

[@gachalychee2981]

I knew this one kid in my 6th grade biology class, who literally thought giving birth didn't hurt. Me and the teacher had too explain that it did. And after that, I don't think she wanted kids anymore. Honestly looking back on it, who the hell told her it didn't hurt? Or did she just come up with that conclusion?

[@ymmijx6061]

not only does it hurt it hurts more for humans than nearly any other animal. Human evolution overcommitted HARD to infant development.

[@alchemysaga3745]

She probably was told about it by women that either had minimal labor pain, or who emphasized the 'baby makes everything worth it' while ignoring the pain aspect.

[@logitimate]

@@ymmijx6061 Yep. Compared to other primates, we have both larger heads and wider pelvises . . . but the *amount* by which our heads is larger is substantially greater.

[@John_Weiss]

She was probably told that by her preacher during Sunday School.

[@ymmijx6061]

@@John_Weiss i'm now imagining the absolute train wreck of misinformation that a sunday school taught by a priest would make of sex ed

[@orioncrawford9618]

16:40 so we can then agree that his wife actually cheated on him, lied and he believed it. ignorance is quite the thing.

[@Daelyah]

_...THESE PEOPLE CAN VOTE_

[@orioncrawford9618]

@@Daelyah freedom to vote those extend to everyone. It just as much as plus as it is a minus

[@huntertiger12]

Either that or one/both of them had a gene for darker skin colour from their ancestors that only just activated. Cheating is sadly more likely though...

[@its_lazy_river]

9:06 i hate how i can relate to this. Im not allowed to use tampons untill im over 18 because my dad wants me to "be pure and stay innocent" i tried talking to him on why hes so against it. He goes "ive heard rhat some girls has gotten their cherries popped by them. And the idea of you shoving something up there disturbs me" like dad i love you but tampons arent dildos and they arent something sexual in anyway. And wanting you keep your daughter "innocent" kinda feels more of a projection which is extremely gross

[@dragonfaex]

It shouldn't be your father's business, anyway. It's a personal female issue and he's wrong. I agree the fact that your dad is even 'envisioning' things in your private region is disgusting tbh and creeps me out.

[@TigerheartFire]

0:06 Ah, Monster House. I haven't seen that movie in years, but I remember that the joke in the meme is incomplete. After Chowder says that line, Jenny calls him out and says how everyone has a uvula. He then says, "...I don't..."

[@creepypastakingthedragones3679]

Im mean he was right it was a girl house

[@ee7640]

I mean, in the end he was right. It was a girl house.

[@GTHB.]

I mean he was right after all, it was a girl house

[@TigerheartFire]

@@ee7640 Sure, he was right. But that doesn't explain why he doesn't have a uvula.

[@harrypotter2700]

@@TigerheartFire He was confusing uvula with vulva. That’s why he said he didn’t have one because he thought what they were talking about was the vulva and not the uvula.

[@Zadanoire]

*20:22** the funny thing: this guy was technically not wrong.* *Chocolate, specifically dark chocolate, can be used to keep blood sugar levels stable while bleeding out. I should know as I almost passed out from blood loss earlier this year from where I cut my thumb by accident while cooking.*

[@arthurfine4284]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Don't get chocolate for a woman who is lactose intolerant.

[@haka-katyt7439]

How did you almost pass out by cutting your thumb. Do you have like leukemia or smthn?

[@someone857]

@@arthurfine4284 we do like whites chocolate tho.

[@gateauxq4604]

@Arthur Fine dark chocolate 😎👉👉

[@Zadanoire]

@@arthurfine4284 *huh.. well with milk and white chocolate it’s a definite no for lactose intolerance but I guess it’s better to play it safe.*

[@nathaliacorrea1332]

this whole thing reminds me of my (abusive) ex-boyfriend who at the time was 18 y/o and legit didn't know what a period was and I had to explain to him while he got super uncomfortable because he thought I was dirty or some shit Yikes

[@dynosaurrrr]

hate ppl like that. glad youre not with that guy anymore damn

[@Ajehy]

My ex was not that bad, but he was still baffled by the idea that a woman would enjoy p*rn or be the one asking for sex. He had been married and divorced.

[@dynosaurrrr]

@@Ajehy whered he get the idea that women dont like s*x? wtf

[@secretjanus]

Awe that’s terrible, I’m glad it’s over now

[@ririgloom]

“The important thing about relationships is that the partner you have is on the same kind of timeline, same priorities as you are… that’s one of the most important things. Finding an individual who you match with chemistry wise, interest wise, you have a nice functioning relationship and you are on a similar timeline in life. That is like the optimal fit.” The Click, 2021. I needed those words right t now. Thank you.

[@deadguy775]

The open animation still makes me day. Jealous of Jake for getting his name called on day 25

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

I can assure you, you smell just as dandy-finalicious as Jake, Connor.

[@anonymousanonymous6214]

Respect for saying you wear makeup, most people, especially guys wouldn't say that lol, glad to see you not minding saying that (Side note been debating doing makeup myself as a guy for a while lol, so you're a bit inspiring)

[@MadamFoogie]

Go for it! Guys look great with just a little enhancement.

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

Nobody should feel bad about wearing (or not wearing) makeup

[@anonymousanonymous6214]

A lot of people do, and for guys often if they don't feel bad to begin with they are made fun of for it so they stop

[@miscalotastuff733]

I knew a guy who had cancer. ALL of his hair fell out and most of it didnt grow back. He had eye brows tattoed on his face and wore make up till a year after his final treatmant. He looked awful like the so called men in black. Pale and tired all the time. If it makes someone feel better and more human then who cares. Grow up people.

[@slevinchannel7589]

19:08: Click-sama is absolute right with all he says, but yet, Body-Counts still does matter somewhere; just (obviously) not like 'BadAnatomy-Users' think or claim.

[@Mathee]

17:34 I feel like someone told them that periods contain dead skin cells, and they just assumed that meant dead babies

[@kiraoshiro6157]

isn't it basically dead babies tho? like obv not a whole ass fetus but it's the eggs that didn't get used, plus the shed lining of the uterus, and some other stuff I think

[@Mathee]

@@kiraoshiro6157 It's not dead babies anymore than an unfertilized egg is a chicken

[@logitimate]

That might be a factor, but I'm guessing that (a) bigger one(s) is either or both of: (1) Confusion between normal menstrual periods and early miscarriages/"chemical pregnancies" (so called because it's early enough that you can know (for certain, and but just based on a missed period) that you're pregnant only "chemically," i.e., by taking a pregnancy test), which can sometimes be indistinguishable (without a pregnancy test) from late, but otherwise normal, periods. (2) Confusion related to the fact that some women shed visible chunks of uterine lining in their menstrual flow.

[@kiraoshiro6157]

@@Mathee oh ok that makes sense

[@EmanuelTheFerret]

While having your period, you do have some bits in your blood. That's not baby, that's dead skin from the inside of the uterus (atleast I think so). There are women feeling bad for not having a baby then, because of this conspiracy. I do count myself in for that. Even with the knowing it being just skin, this conspiracy is traced in my head and makes me feel like a murderer. But let's be honest, it's complete bs and periods are a good thing to keep a woman healthy and not keep unused baby things and sein inside, which would be bad for the body. Let's all make periode a topic in school (or explain it more), so no one thanks they're bleeding out a dead baby!

[@GamerSisters]

Yeah you are right! Actually a majority of your period is the now dead layer of skin you develop while you ovulate. Basically, during ovulation you form a layer of extra skin around your uterus so that the egg can attach itself to. When the ovulation period is over, the egg "dies" and your uterus filters it out by getting rid of the extra layer of skin with it. It helps avoid infections from the egg "dying" and also helps with "renewing" your uterus for the next cycle. So blood is actually a very small percent of periods, the blood that's coming out is actually liquefied skin. Which sounds extremely gross, I know, but biology is gross lmfao

[@spiritmuse]

It's more a mucous membrane that is very rich in blood and blood vessels, not skin or anything skin like. And yeah it can definitely come out in chunks. I wouldn't necessarily say a woman needs a period though to be healthy. Of course, if it suddenly stops for no reason, then have a doctor take a look. But when taking birth control, there is no real reason to stop taking it every month for a week to induce a withdrawal bleeding, you can just keep taking it and have no period for as long as you like. It's not dangerous or unhealthy at all.

[@iXenuX]

It's not skin. It's tissue that would have formed the placenta had a baby started growing. There's no need to feel bad about anything.

[@robokill387]

Well, no, the placenta forms from the same cells as the fetus, the uterine lining is what the placenta grows into, not the placenta itself.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Well, if a periode where murder, jerking of would be a genocide

[@bobby.singer5992]

The click now confirmed it. He sometimes wears makeup. I NEED fanarts of him in ful face makeup. And cat ears. For a school project.

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

'For a school project' _Suuuuuuure_

[@foxinabox5103]

@@randommeowthekitty6482 yeah, for art class! What else would that be ;)

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

@Fox in A Box Lol

[@imposteronyt]

you are the reason people can’t have nice things

[@plebthepebble3877]

SUREEE- wait what school asks for tha-

[@ivythefool]

21:01 as a Christian, I've seen some things that have made me nearly lose faith in this religion, but THIS takes the cake. Honestly don't understand how some Christians come to this conclusion. It makes me cringe.

[@themisfitowl2595]

I've seen so many angry folks take advantage of religious people, in order to spread hateful ideals and misguided ideas, it's not even funny. I feel so bad for some of the nice, normal religious people out there who get swept up by the madness.

[@ihavenoideawhatmynameis8670]

For me it's more of a losing faith in those people, not the religion. It is terribly cringy tho

[@sheep4life746]

I cringed so hard. I don't understand why some christians are like this

[@w.reidripley1968]

​@@sheep4life746There might be a short answer: 16th-century syphilis. Which was incurable for the next 350-odd years. Columbus and company may have picked it up in the New World; we'll never really know for sure, but right then syphilis turned virulent.

[@billolson8766]

Yeah. Some christians are just dumb. And this is me speaking as a christian

[@callumprice1710]

Ok I'm gonna defend a portion of that muscle workout thing. Women do have pectoral muscles underneath their breasts, so that diagram isn't incorrect. The posing is stupid though.

[@Lillyluvsanime]

16:25 A.) Pretty clear the wife is taking advantage of her husband's stupidity to cheat on him B.) I really really really really REALLY hope someone rescued that dog from her moronic human.

[@Remitherat_]

I had a bad day.. I had to leave school early because of a panic attack. I’m happy I can relax to this. I don’t usually write cheesy comments like this, but thank you, Click. Thank you for making my day better. Edit: thank you for the love everyone you really don’t know how much it means to me

[@anthrocultur5116]

Hey, hope you feel better soon. It sounds cheesy, but it really does get better. I haven't had a panic attack in 20 years. Here's hoping you can say the same someday.

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Sorry to hear that happened. Hope things get better soon

[@Remitherat_]

@@anthrocultur5116 thank you so much I didn’t expect this kind of love from random people

[@Remitherat_]

@@i_fried_a_sign thank you!

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

It's not cheesy. Sometimes people just need to talk about these kinds of things, and it takes a lot of bravery to put something like that out there on the internet, where everyone can see it. But really, I hope you get better. That really sucks and no one should have to go through that.

[@alchemysaga3745]

Reminder: AMAB individuals can produce breast milk, and the non-gestating parent assisting with breast feeding can help reduce post-partum depression symptoms. Which, yes, AMAB individuals, even those who are cis, can suffer from post partum depression. Though usually the gestational parent will have more severe post-partum depressions, if they have it.

[@jacob-2271]

Okay

[@IsleNaK]

More reminders: The AMAB parent experiences a change in hormones after having a child. AMAB individuals can develop breast cancer. Not all AFAB individuals can lactate.

[@jacob-2271]

@@IsleNaK okay

[@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt]

@@IsleNaK what is AMAB and AFAB?

[@Merrsharr]

@@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt Assigned Male(/Female) At Birth

[@julkap4190]

"women wear lipstick because they want to look younger" me: Really? Because I'm 31 and I still wear lipstick to look older, actually. People usually guess me 3-5 years less. :D :D :D

[@nessyness5447]

This summer i went with my mother to the beach, and she was talking to a woman at a artisany market, and complaining about being old. And the woman said my mom was not that old because what was i, her oldest daughter, like 17? ...i turned 28 in september. And i was wearing a makeup that made me look older than without any makeup. Like, on one side is cool to look younger because when i am older i will still look younger, i guess. But...on the other side it makes me seriously question guys who are attracted to me at first sight...the question" am i managing to look like the adult i am or is this guy a pedophile? " Is always there.

[@robinchesterfield42]

I'm (cough) years old (older than 31) and I STILL think makeup makes me look older. Well, the fact that I have very little idea what I'm doing might add to that, but I dunno...without it, I look like a casual tomboy chick, with it, I suddenly look like an office lady or mom. I wear the kind that has actual colors rather than the shades of brown "no makeup look" type makeup, but still...

[@letsgetthisbread9374]

"A person's body count does matter!!" Me: Oh definitely. There's no sex appeal if they've killed too few people......if they've killed too many, however, they could be dangerous. The Golden number I Personally try to stay around is 06.