r/Choosingbeggars | you look poverty.

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[@MojoPup]

I love the "I'm going to report you to Craigslist for being greedy because you won't sell me a $30k item for $5k!?"

[@california-raisins]

11:53 to 12:46

[@MyMamaCallsMeSpecialD]

i know. kids these days cant even give away $25,000 for free because they are so selfish. smh.

[@lucituci97]

The person literally gave recommendations for a way cheaper piano😭

[@eiriankageno]

Honestly I wonder whether the person actually wants it for use or is just hoping to get a massive discount so they can resell it for original asking price. No reasonable person buys a 20k item for a child just starting a hobby.

[@Noxlion28]

“I want someone who isn’t in it just for the money” *literally trying to hire someone for one of the hardest and most expensive jobs* LMAO

[@TheTrueMichael]

I believe in that saying but with a big asterix: That the paycheck is big enough to fuckin cover for the work. A nanny should be paid at least 70 a day and even that is too little

[@Noxlion28]

@@TheTrueMichael bruh 70 a day is $9/hr. Nannys are not cheap. They do more than babysitting. At minimum I’d pay $25/hr for a Nanny if I had the income to do so

[@TheTrueMichael]

@@Noxlion28 depends what you define a day and where you live. Here where I live 2100$ a month is one of the better salaries. Maybe in america something like 20 an hour but what do I know.

[@damienearl8302]

@@TheTrueMichael Actually, you're pretty close! Over here, the average living wage for the average amount of hours per week is roughly 25$/hour

[@damienearl8302]

And not only that, but something they fail to take into account is that this is a *full time* job, so unless they plan on basically letting you live in their house, you won't be able to get another job to support yourself because you'll be spending all of your waking hours as their nanny

[@Sora-wo4oe]

when I was a teen I babysat 3 kids for a few hours the mom went on a date or whatever, after that the next day I come back to get the money from her all she can say was "Sorry I don't believe in paying for babysitters" and shuts the door in my face, got payed later because my mom went over to speak to her. I wasn't there to witness it lol no free service!

[@pugzgamez8891]

What was she thinking you can't just not pay someone

[@erichanastacio9695]

Ask for payment in advance for all your clients

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Ask if she’s pro slavery

[@Ishgard_Trash]

Fun fact: Frenchies are expensive because a reputable breeder takes them to a vet to be born because they can't be born "naturally." They, like most other bulldogs, have to be born via c-section to reduce birthing issues! They also have difficulties breeding naturally, and most are bred via artificial insemination. Having said that, plenty of Frenchies in rescues need homes for a quarter of the price of any breeder.

[@timehunter9467]

Yet people want them, isn’t that cruel?

[@radium4194]

@@timehunter9467 it’s like pugs, how anyone wants one is beyond me

[@neonrainbow47]

​@@radium4194 because they're cute

[@MojoPup]

They're a great breed. HUGE personalities, wicked smart. But the breed needs to be evolved to the point where they can birth naturally without issues.

[@MojoPup]

@@neonrainbow47 Not just cute, but also extreme personalities. Great little dogs. Frenchies and Boston's are the only two small dogs I can stand.

[@TheSolarShadows]

Something about Robin swearing without it being censored is so weird to hear for me

[@summonersriftgarbage4426]

The suck it is stuck in my mind, I love it

[@Leafy_]

Ikr!! It caught me off guard like i had to reply it

[@Aperson11028]

It is isn’t it

[@awesomenate3058]

I think the editor officially gave up

[@kiiturii]

@@awesomenate3058 fair enough lmao

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I want Robin's permission to use "I want rice krispies, gimmie!" as a notification sound.

[@derpnumbers]

oh true

[@lifeaccordingtomax]

Lol 😂

[@hiddenguy67]

just do it

[@hiddenguy67]

🎉

[@desiislost]

I want rice krispies 😤

[@bioshogushin606]

3:13. That lady who wants a full-time nanny for 70 bucks a week is insane. That roughly $1.75 an hour.

[@rudyardganuelas6254]

If i had more time on my hands… i’d troll the crap out of her. Say yes to everything, but leave her hanging on the day of. i’d get a burner phone just for it too

[@nikkimcdonald4562]

@@rudyardganuelas6254 wouldn't even get that far , unless you are willing to be fingerprinted and have a background check.

[@just_joyce]

Yeah ... posts like these have been bugging me for years. Back in the 90s, my roommate was a nanny and was salaried at $180 a week. This was when minimum wage (in my area) was $3.25 an hour. I worked full time and my take home was usually about $100 a week and her $180 was so impressive to me. The idea that 30 years later there are people who think that $70 to $100 a week sounds reasonable is just ... wild. To put it in perspective, my take home was about $100 and I needed a roommate because rent on a one bedroom place was $300.

[@ixionn563]

It might as well be nothing if the nanny has any significant fuel costs for getting there. Hell they might actually be paying to go work instead of getting paid.

[@grass7864]

Yeah, that's despicable. B**ch can raise her own damn kids.

[@meddler-gz1ks]

If someone is willing to look after your kids for dirt cheap you should be very wary of that person...

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

rain deer

[@turkey345lol]

Well, hello fello rainworld liker

[@meddler-gz1ks]

yay more rainworld friends!

[@SkookieCat_Arts]

Hey, just wanted to thank you for introducing me to rainworld, I’m in love with the art and I’ve been looking for fantasy inspiration for my writing(o^v^o)

[@ecoverm6314]

Raindeer haunt my nightmares

[@JayeAnarkitty]

As an ex-fundie, i can confirm that boys that claim to want a Proverbs 31 woman have no idea what that entails. A Proverbs 31 woman runs her household, including giving orders to the man when it's in the spectrum of the home. She makes her own money and spends it as she dictates. She is the source of wisdom in her family and the font of knowledge. These assholes actually want a 1 Timothy woman, because they're incels who've never respected a woman in their lives.

[@boneyardghoul931]

I want a Proverbs 31 woman that sounds kinda nice, im kinda dumb and need a woman to be the brains of the outfit D:

[@asteranx]

"I'm pretty sure you have a job so it's not like you need the money." "I'm pretty sure you have a camera, so it's not like you need the picture."

[@everythingeverett3021]

3:57 I haven’t heard an uncensored video from EmKay in a while and I about freaking died of laughter after that.

[@RadSense]

I KNOW ITS SO ODD IVE NEVER HEARD HIM SWEAR UNCENSORED BEFORE ITS SO ODD

[@beloveddisaster2670]

@@RadSense IK IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

[@L00z3rB01]

@@beloveddisaster2670 SAME

[@jimmyjudd7732]

I had to rewind and listen to it again 🤣

[@bananaowner_real]

The mic was so intimidated by robins cursing that it skipped

[@Triggernyar]

@23:30 It's a tag-team letter. If you look at the top half, it's probably a kid, and you can make out in the scribbled over part "forced to beg" meaning the mom coerced her kid to write this, and then finished off herself.

[@00andJoe]

And the very first Y does not have the little curly bit. Pretty clear the kid tried to be honest and Mom yanked it away to finish it herself...

[@dakotakitson7468]

4 minutes in and Robin has officially stopped caring. The editors really said, "meh... Let the people hear the rage."

[@acomfychair]

I gotta start using "you look poverty" now

[@miguelcarvalho5122]

9:21 I thought I was picky, but damn. here's my criteria ⬇ looking for girls who are - over 1.5ft. - have more than 55 hairs (not necessarily in the head). - two eyes, working or not. - weighting between 55 and 1900lbs. - have enough intellect to count to 10. - know how to breath outside water. - and preferably alive.

[@The-devour-of-light]

Alive look at you mister big shot! Well necropihila is a crime

[@penguin-mr7wf]

You’re being too picky

[@EminayDrackoness]

6:59 If you cannot aford the pup you cannot afford the vet bills.

[@Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo]

I love that even though he said he was sick, he's been the narrator for the past... 5 ish videos straight? Dudes a legend

[@IAteChocolate789]

Must be hard not to blast your brains out hearing your same voice, huh?

[@ThomasSedore]

8:37 my brother in Christ, Proverbs 31 literally says beauty is fleeting

[@Dragonspeak30]

Anyone who's willing to watch your kid for pennies a week isn't someone you want watching your kid.

[@bpdmf2798]

Right. Unless it's some old granny who lives next door they're probably coming with bad intentions.

[@Lexin7]

I think its hilarious how the censroing is so much less strict and i love it

[@JetSetDman]

12:49 there is _absolutely_ a dead body inside that septic tank.

[@aralanstradivari2841]

Artists have their prices for a reason. I know a full-time artist who will charge 500eu for art, of course he works rather closely with the commissioner, and is Damn good at his job. So, for some pretty nice art, generally don’t argue with the artist. If you think they’re overpriced, then don’t try to commission them.or ask them for art. Even the artists have bills to pay.

[@stuffie5175]

I still do not know why women want men that are so tall they’d have to get a ladder just to kiss them. If I wasn’t asexual I’d want a boyfriend who was around my height. Oh wait, I forgot about the top cabinets

[@ArtTheClownisgreatwithkids]

Oh my god! This entire time, women just needed help reaching things. 😅

[@elaexplorer]

Right. I'm 5 ft and my ex was 6 ft. It was awkward. Lots of bedroom shenanigans aren't possible. Pregnancy is automatically high risk because of the height difference. I'm 60 inches and the baby was 19 inches, that's nearly a third of my height, had to be induced early because of preeclampsia.

[@Ghoastie_toastiez_animation]

👊 Asexual crew

[@UnkownWonders]

​@@elaexplorer oh my, hope it wasn't as hard and it still went well

[@gemgwilliam]

As a 5'1 woman, I totally agree! Hiya fellow ace 💜🤍🖤

[@Aderon]

Asking for a cheap steinway for a child to learn piano on is like asking for a Stradivarius for a child to use during school violin classes. IF you want to pay, you can totally do it, but as someone who grew up with grandparents with a Steinway that I wasn't allowed to touch, I don't think anyone who appreciates the value and craftsmanship of a steinway would ever sell it to anyone who wants to 'learn' on it; everyone I've met who has a genuine budding interest in piano will do just fine with a Yamaha. I'm willing to bet that the Karen in that post is the type of person who wears her children's accomplishments like a badge of honor, and she was going to use that Steinway as a way of saying "Look how talented my Daughter is (and how rich **I** am)"

[@zimdemort5617]

What baffles me about the "subsistence farming" thing is that this person thinks they're going to teach the people who have lived there for thousands of years how to live in the land they've lived in for thousands of years. I'm pretty sure people in Ecuador don't live in huts made from branches and straw, foraging for berries in the jungle.

[@aralornwolf3140]

They also want a modern house built for them to stay at... permanently.

[@lizzfrmhon]

Yeah and thinking they’re so much better than the locals thinking they need some assholes to come convert them or some shiz. Like they should be grateful to foreigners coming to take land and impose their beliefs on people.

[@Adraeth]

I love people who put "I will not hire someone who wants money" as a way to say "I want you to work for free because I decided so". And you know those people would demand to be paid exhorbitant amounts for the smallest task themselves...

[@lilia3944]

11:36 unfortunately there's areas where accepting food from a stranger (unless they're with a known charity) is a bad idea - due to assholes that decide to hide stuff you can't eat (like cleaning products, metal, etc) in food and give it to homeless people.

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

"Do you have a truck?" "No" "WHY" that is the most american conversation I've heard all week

[@summonerofcats]

Petition for EmKay to make a video with Robin on an angy subreddit but fully uncensored

[@jaykinbacon4]

I'm a highscooler on summer break and I'd be pretty dang happy to hangout with a dog for like... 10 buck a day lmao

[@CR1MSONACE]

And also the free gaming stuff!

[@Lilith-Rose]

Cant work due to medical issues, cant have a dog in my current place, but would happily dog sit all day and use their Internet. That'd be a dream job, no stress and a doggy pal, I'd do it for pennies

[@bananaowner_real]

I would pay 10 a day for that lmao

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

I’d definitely be willing to play with some puppers for $10 a day lmao Same goes for sneks. I love sneks and puppers

[@elaexplorer]

​@@Lilith-Rose I don't think they actually have internet. It said he has access to internet...either his neighbor doesn't have a password or he has their password.

[@Yuruble]

7:05 - if you can't afford to buy it, you most likely can't afford to properly take care of it.

[@Yuruble]

3:55 - I'm a teacher & I hear that wwaaayyy too often. Yes, I do love the kids. I also love being able to live & pay for things like food & shelter.

[@michaelpineiro533]

'I'm not here for the money, I'm just here for the children.'

[@ManillaFolder]

10:51 This genuinely reminded me of one of the schools I went to for 5th grade. The school *knew* that it took in the highest amount of children from families with low income in the area. Yet at the end of the year, they demanded that all student parents *contribute* supplies / sustenance for the 5th grade graduation party. *Even from the parents who didn't even have a child in 5th grade.*

[@FluffyEclairs]

... I have no words.

[@shottwice]

What got to me was the nurse trying to pay 70 dollars a week. Nurses earn SO MUCH because they're literally in the medical field. Imagine being so greedy that you have to gaslight people by saying "you shouldn't be in it for the money!!!" when you make thousands a week...

[@JadianRadiator]

4:18 The only people that would unironically be legitimately interested in are burglers just wanting to scam them and/or steal from them.

[@nat6098]

I've looked after dogs while their owners were at work. I went for 2 hours a day, 5 days a week to let them out in the yard and play with them. I got paid $150 a week, so $15 an hour. For a calm old dog it was really not a lot of work so I was fine with that but that's my minimum. When I look after dogs I'm not just there doing other things and occasionally making sure the dogs are okay, I am giving them most of my attention so I expect to be paid a fair amount.

[@abrielc6157]

Ive watched dogs for family members b4 but not for free lol. My dog basically does half the work for me cause she'll play with anyone or any dog/cat as long as they want to😂 Me and my sister have an agreement where we watch eachothers dogs for free😂. There's only 2 ppl I trust to watch my dog/cat and my sisters one of them😅

[@HexerGraf]

12:40 I doubt that person even has a child. They want it so they can sell it at a higher price and were hoping the original seller didn't know what the real worth was.

[@1jotun136]

To quote Picard, "the sheer fucking hubris"

[@Laterose15]

The "single mother" who wanted the piano for 5k was almost certainly a scammer looking to get it cheap to resell at a profit.

[@esbenm6544]

A professional scammer would not waste time cursing the seller out tho, they know that never works. They will more likely keep pleading and say that the kid is sick and that piano is her final wish or something, or move on to the next.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Reddit may be on a blackout, but every dose of EmKay makes the day brighter

[@UndecidedASMR]

Blackout? What happened?

[@CC-cm3jl]

Ikr

[@SilverFoxeGames]

@@UndecidedASMR people started boycotting reddit because they are trying to rob third party apps, and reddit is suddenly down now

[@CC-cm3jl]

@@UndecidedASMR a lot of people are protesting reddit rn, they are trying to get more money from Apollo when they can’t afford that.

[@strangeaelurus]

​@@UndecidedASMR basically, reddit CEO u/spez is gonna charge third party reddit apps and APIs 20 million dollars a year, and a LOT of people use those third parties. In protest, a lot of subreddits are going to go dark for two days.

[@sh4rds0fgl4ss]

20:18 bro said "you are a child" after trying to pay literally anything else than 120 purely just to spite 💀

[@jameskelly3502]

21:50 Tell me you're high, without telling me you're high.

[@EminayDrackoness]

a thing to remember when trying to understand prices, they are not charging you for the labor and cost of materials even if that is what is listed on the bill.... no you are paying them for the years it took them to learn how to do the thing.

[@arca9e295]

I think the random sound censors make it that extra bit funnier

[@josecoronadonieto6911]

In the prophet one, the camel's back was already broken a few lines in, the last line was a tactical nuke been thrown upon the a roadkilled and abused cargo camel. Damn.

[@spongebobsexypants]

Hello I'm looking for a free bunny. I'm allergic to bunny fur and my toddler is violent. It will need to come with a cage, I dont think locking it up for the rest of it's life is cruel. I can't afford bunny food, so you'll have to supply me with food until it dies. It needs to be intact so I can make more bunnies to sell to meat farms. If my toddler kills the bunny, I will be taking you to court due to my pain and suffering. I also don't drive so you'll have to tend to my every need or whim. Thanks everyone Jesus loves you! 😊

[@BluetheRaccoon]

3:23 A *nurse* expects in-home childcare for *2* for $280 a month? In this economy? I paid $500 a month for 1 child *in the coal region* a decade ago. And why on earth do people have the idea in their heads that people should care more about the job than the money they survive on? I bet she'd really enjoy being on the receiving end of that one while cleaning her patients bms. Edited to add: anyone that suggests someone should enjoy working for them for "exposure" should be made to defend why those rules shouldn't apply to themselves.

[@ShadowisAlive]

6:45 sounds like the person who would buy a French bulldog then put it down finding out they’re hard to take care of, I have one and it took sooooooo much research

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

That kid wrote that first prt of the letter on behalf of some adult. They crossed out "being forced to" and mom or dad took over later.

[@cattech4050]

Reddit going dark

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Darker than my empty head, yeah

[@jacobdoswalt]

darker than my pasty ass skin thats for sure

[@FlyMiCat_yup]

Darker Yet darker The darkness keeps growing The shadows cutting deeper

[@anotheranonhere]

Funny that it happened on Russia's day

[@CR1MSONACE]

​@@FlyMiCat_yup Photon readings negative. This next experiment seems Very, Very interesting. What do you two think?

[@masterofthelag8414]

9:00 You know, Intercessors! The standard primaris space marine troops! 8ft tall, power armour, bolt rifles! Loyal to the *god* emperor too so that's kind of like Jesus! It makes perfect sense!

[@erikarussell1142]

Yoooooo dude saying he needs a new bestie and to fund his paranormal job is literally my ex roommate. He got kicked out. That’s why he can’t hang out anymore. He’s a mooch a liar and fraud.

[@h0sai]

11:54 As someone who started learning piano 2 years ago, my first keyboard was, and still is a low budget casio CT-S100 (It was around 30000 HUF ≈ 100€, still, pretty good for starter) and even tough it would be very nice to have a better piano/keyboard( what i really want is the pressure sensitivity feature for the keys, also, pedals would be "pretty pog") but its plenty enough for starting to learn piano, what im trying to say is: if you start a hobby, it is advised to start on a low budget, and if you realize that you really want to commit to it, then you can upgrade your equipment, and if you get bored of it early, you dont lose too much money. Also, since it was for her daughter, its even more important to consider the budget since she is probably young, so its even mpre likely to be on impulse (Sorry for my bad english, it's my second language, i hope the meaning comes trough though) Edit: i forgot about the hobbies where equipment are your lifeline (for example: mount climbing) those are naturally exemptions, but i guess you get what i mean

[@CommanderNissan]

“Subsistence farming” is just the concept of growing enough crops to feed your family. It’s hardly useful for profit, as there’s minimal product available to sell, but it’s a means to guarantee survival and reduce living expenses.

[@user-ew8xm2yx4d]

About the "don't just come for the money" thing, I actually got fired once (still in trial period though) from a restaurant where I was working in the kitchen as a dish washer because I "didn't look like I actually enjoy the job." Yeah no shit? Standing there for 4 hours straight and cleaning leftovers from plates is not exactly how I like to spend my freetime but that's why, you know, it wasn't freetime but a job? I don't know what some employers expect.

[@L00z3rB01]

THEY DIDNT CENSOR IT THIS TIME I WAS SO CAUGHT OFF GAURD

[@MizTameRumors]

If you can't afford to buy the dog, you can afford the food or vet bills for it either.

[@yamrj4396]

11:30 maybe he doesn't want to take food from some stranger (people spiting or mixing stuff to harm/prank homeless). and rather buy it from shop to be safe..... by a small chance that is also possible

[@KieranTheFox]

7:17 of you can't afford a pet, don't get one 🤷 If you can, go to your local animal shelter, there will be plenty of wonderful dogs there, I assure you. Currently got a pup named Nikki, got her as a rescue, her favorite activities include napping, cuddling, and running through the backyard well looking straight up at the sky. Had a dog who lived to be 18-20 (don't know his exact age, but he was super old) who was a rescue, another great dog. You will find great animals at your local pet shelter. Want a pet? Check there. :]

[@zakcook2271]

Had to replay Robin swearing a few times because i feel like ill never get to experience such joy again anytime soon

[@RisingRevengeance]

_"I'm on a pretty tight budget"_ Says the one that just humble bragged about his streaming services and consoles. Seriously though he offered nothing in return for a full time job.

[@jamesphillips2285]

4:00 $70 won't even pay for a bus pass!

[@Fracastheclown]

When the light is darkening over reddit, the internet goes dark.

[@papafaya3478]

I shall now start to say "you look poverty" to my friends whenever they dont have anything i own

[@raythedemonfox9944]

It's funny that I've had the opposite of this happen to me, I've had people give me more money than what I charge for my drawings because they think I charge too low 😅😂

[@DanganKai11037]

11:06 Its a wedding, not a fucking potluck. The soon-to-be married couple is expected to pay for all the food.

[@finnfuchs9159]

9:08 For those that don’t know… Yeshua is Jesus‘ full first name… The modern version of the name is Joshua… so basically… Jesus could have competed in the Josh fight…

[@_paradigm]

9:30 If my man is gonna call himself a prophet, he couldve at least predicted that his hairline would go up to the middle of his head.

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

I was recently at Disney World. My mom paid for our whole trip. I think I said thank you 800 times… per day, lol. It was an amazing trip and I’m so damn grateful for it.

[@TheDarwinProject1]

"Picky eaters" (adults/teens) are another term for people with the eating disorder know as ARFID (Avoidant Restrictive Food Intake Disorder, common in autistics/ADHD due to sensory disorders, people with allergies/intolerances/GI, neuro, & oral conditions), but yes, many entitled people have appropriated this term & turned it into a red flag for them too.

[@ahhno4662]

Damn that’s sad and interesting

[@clockside]

My autism went undiagnosed and then intentionally ignored/dismissed as fake even after my official diagnosis as an adult. I get really defensive when called a picky eater. I got blamed for it all the time by my parents, as if I were doing it on purpose. Now I just explain it to people as "my tastebuds just hate me. XD" It's more accurate about the source of the problem than "picky eater" and I can explain how much I WISH I could like strawberries and fish and all sorts of awesome foods. D:

[@toomuchtime4896]

I'm not so sure about entitled people appropriating the term "picky eater" and changing its connotation, since it's not really an idiom in most use cases; it literally describes an eater who is picky. I think the red flag factor comes from the bad connotation the word "picky" just has in general. So it may be better to avoid the term when talking about people with ARFID.

[@NoodleDz]

I got adhd and i refuse to eat anything that smells/looks/feels weird to me. Ill literally give new food a good sniff first before putting it in my mouth. and if it tastes bad to me ill be spitting it out and losing my apatite

[@hquqlqlqlqoqlqlq9060]

not all picky eaters are mentally ill

[@Lilith-Rose]

Honestly that first one would be my dream job lol i love spending time with dogs and cant have one at my place and cant work traditionally currently. Spending time with the dog if theyre a dog i like is payment enough for me

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

I know right? Hang around, eat their food, crank up the AC, use their internet, play their video games, and have fun with their dog. I don't have any of those. I can play older games via emulator, and the only internet here I have is the free access for our entire complex. I'd jump at an offer like that. Oh best of all, I bet she has a pool or a bathtub. My unit does not have a bathtub, so I never get to chill out and meditate to music anymore, while relaxing my sore aching muscles.

[@i_luv_lildarkie]

Looking very poverty. The sequel to insane parents

[@story_bored0]

props to robin for having to deal with this subreddit

[@wolf1066]

27:32 - I'm sure it would cost more than 80 quid to drop off the rubbish at the local Refuse/Recycling centre, let alone cover the hours of work involved in cleaning that up.

[@UrvineSpiegel]

5:05 I upgraded my pc a few years ago, and went to give away my old parts for free. The amount of people who asked if I could deliver and then complained when I said no took 2 notches from my faith in humanity

[@bpdmf2798]

Right. I wouldn't even mind helping put it together if they came to get them and asked or were like new to building a PC, but wanting me to drive it out there is a bit much.

[@leuqetsniksoh8590]

9:06 did the math and while being extremely generous a total of 0.2 people match his “type”. Not percent, no less than 1 people match that.😂

[@danser_theplayer01]

18:25 live in tents and cook on a campfire bisch. Sleep where given and eat what given, since you decided to apostol your way to Ecuador.

[@A-10Thunder6olt2]

17:38 are you saying with like a frying pan or just like an actual slap

[@melissalamfalusi8208]

I love it when its like "My 500 followers will give you a shoutout"

[@HurricaneGamer]

10:38 most of my entire paycheque…

[@lizzfrmhon]

The woman looking for a puppy just cause her kid wants one. These are the people that then can’t handle having a pet and they don’t take care of them then dump them. Horrible people.

[@taitonaito]

One question: why in the fuck are people so bothered about people listening to music during work? This is NOT a meeting where you have to sit down and listen to people. It's fucking painting a wall. Same goes for any job that doesn't actively require you to hear something all the damn time. It's you doing the business, it's your decision to have music or not (barring certain circumstances where for some reason loud music would be a terrible idea, i.e. in a hospital or library). Edit: working for money is literally what working is for (3:44) and I cannot believe that I had to say this in reaction to something a human being said. You know, a member of the species which invented work.

[@bpdmf2798]

In some cases somebody may work from home and need relative quiet, but this dude just seemed like "in my day you could get a whole house painted for a nickel and if you mouthed off you got shot."

[@NeedlessExposition]

CB: I’m on a tight budget so I can’t pay you Also CB: Brags about their high speed Internet, streaming services, and game consoles

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

"I can't afford to buy a new dog of this highly sought after breed for my daughter" Hmmm...if only there were somewhere full of animals who desperately need a new home where you can pay a small fee to get them instead of hundreds from a breeder who probably runs a puppy farm.

[@elaexplorer]

2:23 I have a sneaking suspicion that the $250 includes the cost of paint and supplies.

[@flyingtank]

emkay's job is gonna be a lot harder

[@italian-man]

9:40 bro looks like hes wearing the riddler suit

[@puddycat2325]

Tbh that first one doesn’t seem so bad. If it’s the summer and you haven’t got much to do it doesn’t sound so bad being in someone’s house with an xbox, switch and streaming services. Plus monetary compensation could come later on. I get that it’s a big ask but if someone’s willing to do it then no problem. And you get to play with a dog so I mean it’s all wins.

[@kassandralynn1169]

I agree, and I say that as a college student who has actually offered to do work like the first post requests. I would absolutely respond to that post with interest.

[@bananaowner_real]

Shit man I’d do that job

[@imperialavian]

“Can I have ur channel? It would make my child’s day.”

[@heathershawfamily]

I house-sit and look after pets that can manage with me going to work full time. I don’t charge anything because I get to stay in someone else’s often super nice house, I can use their wifi, can watch their Netflix, Disney+, do my laundry, stay warm in winter and cool in summer without paying any bills. Plus I get to cuddle cats and dogs and get exercise and fresh air walking the dogs. I love it!

[@keylimepie3143]

@27:00 It's not "taking something away from their children" if they are refusing to accept and take the offer in the first place.

[@nullnill]

Man, i got a good story like this. To make it simple: I made a site for an company in my hometown, trained the staff to use the site, the price was open because of the modifications (the more modificatio s after everything is done, the more it costs) after everything the owner said he would only pay 60 dolars, then paid nothing

[@Cyanna.Scribe]

We may be in r/choosingbeggars, but I choose to watch watch EmKay.

[@Cyanna.Scribe]

Hope you're feeling better Robin!

[@coasternut3091]

As someone in the aviation world, you do literally have to pay in order to get the experience required to get a job, even AFTER you get all of your licensing

[@joeywomer]

The post at 5:35 reminds me of a case I saw on Judge Judy where the Plaintiff was donating a basket of something for the defendant's thrift store and the defendant allowing her cat to use it as a litter box. Also it was the same lady thought she wasn't responsible for her cat's behavior.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Ooooo uncensored Emkay AND r/choosingbeggars! How rare!

[@lucasduffy7936]

Yessss more of this subreddit. 10/10.

[@waynefiddler3609]

So the dude that offered sex in exchange for a rent deduction? I just can't help but respect that kind of Audacity and confidence. Like just imagine having the kind of confidence to put those words in that order and say it to a complete stranger and think "Yeah, This'll work". I would change the world with that kind of confidence.