R@CIST Karen DEMANDS I Park Her Car and Calls Me SLURS... So I Make Her DUMPSTER DIVE for Her KEYS

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[@amazonmeron]

FIRST‼️

[@JackGanon]

cool

[@BanThatGuy]

SECOND

[@doctordetroit1217]

Imagine that instead of a decent citizen, she had thrown her keys at a bad guy who could have driven off with her car. I'd love to see her explain that to the insurance company.!

[@JamesDavy2009]

"Thanks for the Escalade!" -The lucky new owner of a luxury car

[@buttonsfan]

How I wish Story 1 had ended Cop: Do you want to press charges? Karen: Absolutely! Cop: No, not you. OP do you want to press assault charges? Specifically for the jagged objects striking your head.

[@sevynwarr]

I once had someone mistake me for a valet, despite my insistence that I was not. I took her keys and threw them as hard as I could into a nearby field of wait high wheat. Hope she had fun trying to find them again.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

*Story 1:* Talk about a racist karen, assuming that just because OP's Mexican or Hispanic, that she can call him racist names and make him park her SUV. I'm not perfect, I've called people names before, but at least I'm respectful.

[@skylerlightning4620]

Not mention the assault and battery she did and that right if she were called cops it would ended up with entitled lady in jail.

[@Charles-7]

Mexican or Hispanic doesn't matter, that entitled jerk had like lost her car after thinking that op is some second class citizen, like come on lady you should realized that this isn't the 50s anymore.

[@Skullhydra6273]

I really really REALLY hate racism like it’s not necessary to be racist and plus I have had my share of people being racist to me and my family and friends and yet I don’t like racist people like at all so I’m siding with the poster

[@Charles-7]

@@Skullhydra6273 same karens like her should be in the trash where they belong.

[@josecarlosgarcialopez737]

I am Hispanic too and I was actually furious at this story.

[@acer48]

"rich" karen aint looking so rich anymore after dumpster diving

[@JamesDavy2009]

She and Veruca Salt had that in common.

[@CharlesGriswold]

Story 1: What OP pulled was a massive jerk move, and I would like to give him a high-five for it. Two thumbs up for OP, and two fingers up to the racist B.

[@RogbodgeVideo]

One finger is enough!

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

@@RogbodgeVideo Exactly. A double one-finger salute

[@kleineb334]

Story 1 you can 100% bet that if he had thrown her keys back at her shed of called the cops screaming that he had assaulted her

[@RogbodgeVideo]

Well, she technically guilty of assualt by throwing the keys at OPs head

[@sandrasausville9103]

The auntie and cousin should have been kicked out after day one!! Entitled people just don't understand common sense

[@QuickManEXE]

They just dont care really.

[@TheDarkLink7]

I can definitely attest as a Metroid fan myself. The Metroid franchise is not so much child friendly. Its not blood guts and gore. But not so much child friendly.

[@QuickManEXE]

Agreed. Metroid is awesome too.

[@TheDarkLink7]

@QuickManEXE oh yeah. I enjoyed the first two games as a kid (literally grew up in the 80s and 90s). It wasn't til Super that my fandom became stronger.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Metroid is pretty awesome, though it tends to make me feel like a rat in a maze.

[@edensaga_verse]

Metroid is as close to gratuitous violence you can get without guts and gore. Especially in other M with the takedown system

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: I laughed a little harder then i should've here, but it was well deserved here. Again, we have another story of a Karen that can't understand the simple 4 words of "I dont work here". Always helps to simply shut up and listen for 2 seconds. The Karen totally deserved to have her keys thrown into the dumpster with the way she treated the OP, whether or not he was a valet.... made even more better on the fact she couldn't find her keys and had her Escalade towed. I give major points to the OP here, i probably would've done something similar... maybe even throw the old Karen into the dumpster too and close the lid. Story 2: I sincerely hope that that woman had a terrible bad hair day for her wedding with both the way she handled the whole cancelling her appointment because she couldn't get pictures done and then calling back with her tail between her legs trying to get back in again. Also, no one is really going to care about pictures/videos about you getting your hair done before a wedding.... they care more about what it looks like at the actual wedding. Story 3: I'll those 4 words again that more people need to say and hear.. "Right To Refuse Service!". If this 'jerk' is well known around restaurants for being just that, i would've kicked him out, rather then weighing his skewers out. That is just super annoying. Good on Mary for taking away the extra meat from the skewers from jerk. Hopefully they ban him. Story 4: The aunt and cousin here are complete idiots. I wonder how they would feel if they had guests in their homes and had someone that expected to be catered to at every whim. The revenge the OP had on the cousin and aunt was pretty funny, but the uncle should've kicked out the cousin and aunt the moment he heard that they were trying to pick the lock to the OP's room. That is 100% unacceptable. Good on the uncle for not taking their crap and hope he and the OP and sister are doing better without the cousin and aunt. I also find it hard to believe that the aunt nearly had a heart attack over it too... need to have a heart first.

[@daykibaran9668]

I want to say something to story 4: I really like that uncle, he knows what’s the best for the girls, and clearly these girls trust him

[@QuickManEXE]

@@daykibaran9668 Agreed, and he wasnt going to tolerate the aunt and cousins crap.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Story 1: Veruca Salt's send-off song is very fitting for that Karen as she did end up meeting a rather different set of friends in her quest to retrieve her keys.

[@Thatkoolgamer1]

I wonder what happened with story 4s family

[@chaochaocool4530]

Story 1: if the police were called and saw the security cam with audio the Karen can be arrested not just for racism but physical assault. And the OP throwing the keys to the dumpster was brilliant and satisfying but still not enough to teach the oligarch Karen a lesson

[@cybermainstream]

You cant be arrested for being racist. The assault charges yes but being racist no.

[@Charles-7]

@@cybermainstream actually a racist can be arrested, and it's called a hate crime, if they persist their hate on an ethnic person that is

[@Cookiechip3]

​@@cybermainstreamin germany you actually have to pay if you are racist to someone. Maybe try that in the US too 😁 and it's not a little bit of money. Depending on how bad your racist outbreak is, you can pay up to a couple of hundrets or thousands of euros.

[@cybermainstream]

@@Cookiechip3 Different countries have different laws. I'm in the USA with a first amendment protecting my speech.

[@Cookiechip3]

@@cybermainstream protecting my speech and being a dick to someone with racist slurs should be 2 different things. Or do you think it's ok to be an asshole?

[@arcturionblade1077]

That first story is hilarious. Kudos to the OP and screw that racist Karen!

[@sandrasausville9103]

I would have parked in a tow away zone and then chucked the keys

[@princessmarlena1359]

Toss them down a storm drain.

[@sandrasausville9103]

Gotta love it when the customer is right. You wanted exactly what you ordered here you go

[@dogofwar6769]

I feel like there's a *_lot_* of interesting back-story and context we're missing from story 4

[@loganthomas3575]

I would throw the keys into the river that runs through the city I live in. “Hope you like to go swimming, Karen. Because it is the only way you get your keys back”

[@Charles-7]

with the first story: imagine if she throw her keys at a known carjacker, she'd regretting it big time and the carjacker will consider it to be lucky day of stealing without even needing to hotwire a car, so yeah karens like her should be in the trash where they belong.

[@Jesi310]

That server returns energy 🤣

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

I swear if I heard somebody tell me that I don't look Mexican, my response would be an *EVER SO SARCASTIC* "I *KNEW* I forgot my leaf blower at home". (Backstory being that people have thought I was black because of my super curly long hair and Hawaiian because of my height and width. But nope, I'm Mexican-American.)

[@viviennemorgan7217]

karen is out of her mind calling op a racial slur.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

so glad that he denied her service over all.

[@seabass819]

Skewer man learned an important lesson that day, the amount you f around is directly proportional to the amount you find out.

[@OldNewCartoonAnime]

Story 2: she could have asked if one of the hairdressers could create some time to take pictures

[@OctalKingGaming]

Story #3: Since Jerk UNO Reversed himself, all I can say is: “Poetic Justice, put it in a song…”

[@whispy_on_paws]

I thought this was amazing! Love your channel! Love watching horrible people get what they deserve!

[@NightcoreBrawler]

You know, In the First Story, I would've Maliciously Complied and parked the Karens Car... But FAR away from the Lot once she leaves to her appointment so she'd have to literally Walk to Find her Car, whilst also leaving A Note saying "I Don't Work with the Lot, KAREN"

[@Charles-7]

or better let, leave it in a shady ally way, and let criminals hiding there have their way with the car.

[@NightcoreBrawler]

@@Charles-7 That also works XD

[@princessmarlena1359]

I would have so purposefully parked her car in a tow away zone and kept the registration title to find out where she lived, then later as an extra measure gone to her place and taken a dump on her carpet (especially if she is dumb enough to leave her house key on the ring).

[@KaityKat117]

I fukken *_love_* the vice you did for "Aunt" in the lady story

[@Hoodieguy_666]

I legit wouldve just taken the car into a junkyard 😂

[@KaityKat117]

I don't understand, tho. If you have a really expensive car that you clearly care a great deal about, why would you ever give your keys to someone without being 1,000% certain that they aren't going to steal your car? I would want to verify for absolute certain that I'm giving the keys to my very valuable property to the right person.

[@t0n51]

2nd story: what's that ladies iFunny?

[@NekoYuki]

Being originally from Texas, I know EXACTLY the slur that racist Karen used. She got her just desserts.

[@ranul2]

They could have offered to take a picture. Of the lady getting her hair done or letting the sister in to take one picture before leaving.

[@malcire]

Hay, if you care about your vehicle; maybe don't randomly chuck your keys at them (also don't do that even if the person isna valley). Shiuld be happy that you're car is still there.

[@nikopunksuperlink]

First One was LOL 🤣

[@SifGreyfang]

That Dark souls 3 story made me laugh. Mainly cause DS3's title screen is VERY loud by default for whatever reason

[@computernerd1101]

Yo, guy I've never met before! I'm trusting you with the keys to my very expensive car as I rudely demand that you do exactly as I say with it! She's lucky OP didn't say "thanks for the free car!" and then drive off with it.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

I remember the last story from another KZbin channel: Moar!

[@EnbyWriter1921]

I love these vids, idk what it is about them, but they are enjoyable and fricking hilarious 😊

[@malcire]

Seems like uncle had a. Good view.

[@davidalan6701]

I’m if I had time, I would’ve parked her car somewhere far away and illegal.

[@brandonnewby178]

#2: I bet the bride was piiissed cuz she told karen specifically to not cancel the appointment if there was a picture problem.

[@jondickison6539]

Love the voices he does!

[@buddyburrows]

She assaulted you, refused property back (littering) and was disorderly. You technically also littered as tossing stuff in restaurant and privately owned dumpsters is considered that as well. Unless they give you the okay personally which might be possible if you know them well as well.

[@tonyp.2935]

Why did Sarah and op get dis owned by most of the family?

[@orelliaorellia142]

Well, this is only assumption. But since they are under the custody of the uncle, that op is mute but not deaf and have bad anxiety (probably from trauma) and that they only feel safe with two locks on the door, my guess is they were abused (maybe r*) by a family member. And when they spoke up, they were disowned for making the family look bad or something similar.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Story 1: 🎶Entitled Karen, the little brute, Has just gone down the garbage chute And She will meet as she descends A rather different set of friends A rather different set of friends A rather different set of friends A fish head, for example, cut This morning from a halibut. An oyster from an oyster stew, A steak that no one else would chew, And lots of other things as well, Each with a rather horrid smell. horrid smell These are the Karen's new found friends That she will meet as she descends, These are the Karen's new found friends Who went and spoiled her Who indeed? Who pandered to her every need? Who turned her into such a brat? Who are the culprits? Who did that? The guilty ones now this is sad Dear Old Mum and Loving Dad

[@PaulaCollins-pz5rd]

Give me the key, I'm taking the car..

[@brandonnewby178]

Oh my god they did it soooooooo much better!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Adan.m]

I am literally play dark souls 3 while listening to story 2

[@Tanktrap.00]

While shopping at or favorite American store dg aka dollar general a man was following me around the store and after checking out and walking through the parking lot to my motorcycle the guy started yelling at me to go back to Mexico and a few words I won't repeat here and I'm confused because he thought I was Latin America I'm actually naive American I'm confused about this guy lol

[@JackGanon]

insane

[@malcire]

Lol. Meat guy getting screwed over for his owm stupid shit is hilarious.

[@beverlyhyso7553]

Ok i'm sorry i'm the same way my game systems are not to be touched, i learned the hard way you can't trust family after severral tried stilling them so i get it besides your space is your space not theirs.

[@bagelgeese_real]

Anyone know what game is in the background? It looks AWESOME!

[@JamesDavy2009]

_Hogwarts Legacy_

[@bagelgeese_real]

@@JamesDavy2009 ty good sir

[@user-gn5op7pi1k]

Do you use cap cut

[@coolmari4910]

Your cool

[@madambutterfly1997]

I would've told her she has 3 minutes

[@per-don]

damn you make good videos

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[@The.Weirdos590]

3:13

[@DankGamerest]

Can I go home

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😂

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You’re not

[@Noobie2496]

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[@Noobie2496]

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[@Noobie2496]

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Second

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[@Sha-ury-hi-longest-name-ok-bye]

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[@Sha-ury-hi-longest-name-ok-bye]

You're not first

[@Sha-ury-hi-longest-name-ok-bye]

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