r/Crackheadcraigslist | knuckle sandwic :D

[@EmKay]

buy poster :) emkayshop.com/products/narratorposter Thank x

[@E-er]

E

[@whatdatechnodogedoin]

E

[@alex.2592]

No

[@brightersummerday]

hm

[@SamulolDumbass]

Cant

[@SitcomZ_]

I was genuinely scared of Robin not being a disembodied voice for like 3 seconds

[@castergilgamesh1778]

Same

[@user-tb4qc7lk2x]

Robin displays so many emotions with a straight face than I even could

[@emy747_inc.6]

Same i got confused and worried

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@emy747_inc.6 me too I was like *"what the fuck is going on"*

[@junhansguitar1036]

i did like a quadruple take at that

[@beepityboopity]

Robin’s been such a disembodied voice to me for so long that it looks like he’s just lip syncing to his own voice

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

Same 😭

[@b0x640]

@@Elizabeth-vz3zc good bot.

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎

[@veedragonjedi]

Same…

[@akitsm]

same

[@moonieeclipse1634]

I like how Emkay’s shop’s “you may also like” section is the poster

[@thebrosthatjustmakevideos]

Some other things you will enjoy M O R E. P O S T E R S

[@heckrum]

@@LatteWiiU spam

[@TekkenGirl4Lyfe]

Love your B.A.P profile pic, just sayin'~ (they deserved better smh I'm happy TS Entertainment got shut down)

[@anshulfail]

I can’t believe he hired a real guy to hide his true Robin form, that is dedication

[@tinytinkergacha7747]

Ikr

[@Bison_Boy_B3009]

He looks like Gordon Ramsay

[@k9officerft434]

@@Bison_Boy_B3009 wish Gordon Ramsay

[@anshulfail]

@@k9officerft434 yes

[@toastedprocastinator]

ok that was kinda funni-

[@Lim95]

That merch looks sick but the editing looked like a sh*tpost. *Perfect.*

[@VirtualMicrowaver]

@keep rollin ah video bots for free advertisement

[@VirtualMicrowaver]

And I agree

[@icantchooseaname6903]

@@VirtualMicrowaver ya know wats more annoying? It has more views 😡

[@pqddachu]

@Baby how many fcking bots are there here

[@Lim95]

Can’t believe I’m popular enough for bots lmao maybe I was just early

[@cjlite0210]

0:18 Yo, that human Snapchat filter is so realistic! Now let's do an actual face reveal, please? Maybe?

[@namesdontmatter1076]

yeah british snapchat filters be looking weried

[@YouTubes_NPC]

Yeah

[@redisindeeddead6833]

@@Elizabeth-vz3zc It's a virus lmao

[@Zsullivan27]

@@redisindeeddead6833don’t worry I reported it.

[@redisindeeddead6833]

@@Zsullivan27 thank you!

[@kawaiisloth4085]

Ngl Robin’s face popping up on screen threw me right off.

[@aceinspace4340]

Same. I was like "he has a face!? Not an actual bird!?"

[@Dekkysaurus]

I need more of that face @__@

[@galaxygorl]

no thats not his face he hired a guy to make it seem like hes not a bird smh

[@Eva-kl3fy]

wow, i can't belive they got some random guy to lip sync Robin's words. as if that would convince us he's not actually a bird, smh

[@Mr.Heller]

Holy shit man, don't just drop in your face like that after all this time, I almost fell from my chair.

[@winterstelling7837]

I love the little details in the poster, like the Florida man newspaper, the fedora, the stonks meme calendar, the cabinet with drawers on it, the cat that's loafing and standing up at the same time. It is perfect

[@tea1617]

"baked bean warmer" sir we already have the tools for that, its called a "kitchen"

[@sylverscale]

Put my baked beans in the kitchen to keep them warm. Came back after two hours and they were cold. Please advise.

[@tea1617]

@@sylverscale sir in the "kitchen", we have standards, we do not leave food out, if we want to heat baked beans, we use an "oven", or a "microwave".

[@eevee9272]

Omg seeing Robin's face after listening to him be so silly..... my mind is blown

[@randaranatunga7259]

Emkay: **Posts early** Me: *”A surprise indeed, but a pleasant one nonetheless”*

[@suduvanofficial2270]

are they have schedule?

[@Mawykyu]

Yes

[@Mawykyu]

@Natsu Dragneel Same-

[@randaranatunga7259]

@Natsu Dragneel it’s about 6:00pm here right now lol They usually post 8:00pm and 1:30am where I live

[@sophiedenise]

But I thought Robin was a bird?? What is he doing in a human's body? Also noice 2 hours and 10 minutes earlier upload

[@thenameskhai]

That was paid actor

[@DanDoesStuffs]

Dude it was clearly lip synced with the guy on the screen. Robin didn't want us to see him in his true form so he pointed a gun to that guy's head and made him take his place and lip sync with his voice. Hope that guy's made it out alive...

[@embertheunusual8036]

I've seen that denture bracelet on Etsy before. The creator also makes makeup compacts, rings and various other accessories all in the theme of teeth. Literally no reason you need to know this, it's just a fun tidbit of information I thought I'd share :)

[@blukirbo]

The merch ad looked like a game cutscene where the lines didn't match the character's face expressions. 11/10 would play again.

[@ccasuall]

Can you both shut up now? {•_•}

[@Blank_User239]

*My brain can't stop thinking that Robin looks like a clean version of that British First Minister*

[@mayodoesstuff]

NOW I CANT STOP THINKING THAT TOO

[@EbuCallinav]

5:55 that's not a lamp, that's obviously a major award.

[@thereverbix9029]

Hey, current gamestop employee here. Not sure if anyone else here has explained it but occasionaly things will get added to the site and assigned a SKU number (added to our store system) but until a price is confirmed and added the $999.99 price is a place holder. For example, we still have some oversized promo snorlax v-max cards that show up as $999.99 when scanned.

[@demi5425]

That's... scary... financially scary.

[@Falloutgamer347]

I can confirm

[@MutetheCity]

Not necessarily. Those glass sets were a promotional item for the Mario 35th Anniversary. Once it was purchased with a brand new Switch, it got marked down to be free. Typically promo skus are $0.01 because they're usually cheaper freebie items (promo Pokemon cards, pre-order bonuses, etc.), but that price was to deter people from purchasing them separately. The placeholder sku is $9,999.

[@bread4392]

Emkay: *has merch* Me: yes!! Also me: ℘ꪮꪮя😭

[@Cvx08]

what

[@DanDoesStuffs]

@@Cvx08 it says poor but in a font that hurts my eyes and soul

[@savetheevo]

@@DanDoesStuffs 💀💀🐴

[@bread4392]

@@Cvx08 what?

[@Cvx08]

@@DanDoesStuffs same

[@lemonloafy]

"Where are the batteries?" Well his face is pretty much glowing in the picture so... maybe he swallowed them?

[@robertpaws]

@Baby I HAVE BEEN SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE

[@xaniyat9491]

@@robertpaws Welp it's just a bot

[@inokainemis]

"the glock is ticking, hurry" "i think that means you are in danger, not us?"

[@deletedchannel3919]

Is this the first time he revealed his face?

[@inokainemis]

@@deletedchannel3919 i dont think so, i swear ive seen his face before for an ad spot... maybe it was just in my dreams

[@ImPrettySureImCool]

@@inokainemis doesnt he have his own channel where he shows his face like.. all the time?? Its in the featured channels in emkay: kzbin.info

[@kajoma1782]

Yes I am subbed to that channel for a while now

[@inokainemis]

@@ImPrettySureImCool that is clearly a well made, mission impossible style mask that he wears to hide his real identity.... hes really mark hamill doing another amazing voice

[@ruby977]

I wasn't expecting robin's face lol

[@MozIleto]

0:20 really had me thinking you were going to say "raid shadow legends for a solid 13 seconds

[@rileyflemo3301]

He looks like someone I'd find in my local corner shop in Britain buying a loaf of bread and some butter

[@drukovski-0120]

Agreed

[@randaranatunga7259]

This is the most amazing Emkay episode I’ve ever seen That editing was better than anything I’ve even seen in a movie Thanks Emkay team Y’all awesome

[@suduvanofficial2270]

ok

[@randaranatunga7259]

@@suduvanofficial2270 yes Probably

[@KarkaranosBuilds]

I’d lowkey take that Welding torch offer, though. Those things aren’t cheap!

[@RosyMiche]

Every time I see Robin's real face, I smile. I find him so cute!! Congrats on the new merch, I'm going to check it out soon.

[@filipm5689]

They hired fake robin to hide real one.

[@WolfgangDoW]

"vintage gasoline" Fun fact: gasoline goes off, that bucket won't fuel anything at all

[@UrvineSpiegel]

9:47 not gonna lie, thats a damn good price for a trailer. Hell the rims and tires alone make that a worthy buy. I don't know what state you could get it registered in. But you'll certainly profit from scrapping it regardless.

[@PhuongNguyen-dg8hw]

"Time for a knuckle sandwich." -Knuckles the echidna

[@frossplays3539]

Robin is my favorite Emkay, no one can say other wise

[@sphixy8577]

Lexi is the best

[@nomorecomments1318]

I literally jumped when you apeared, I didn’t know you guys showed your faces!

[@HaliaxOfTheChandrian]

I think all of them have showed their faces several times. Except for lexi, although im pretty sure lexi has their own social media and youtube accounts where they do.

[@Frog44412]

@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian I have never seen Jack's face. Where can I see his face

[@istealkids1388]

@@Frog44412 his yt channel is Jay Mick he post reddit stories aita,entitledparents, etc

[@istealkids1388]

@@Frog44412 u can find robin,lexy and Jack's yt channels in emkay's subscription

[@Frog44412]

Thank you for letting me know. Thank you

[@emilyestep8759]

8:03 The olive garden letover thing was in one of your posts last year lmao

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

5:05 person: oh is that your dad? man: mh? oh, no person: than who is it? man: idk

[@mintyfrog5403]

THATS WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE SOUNDS LIKE AN OVERLY EXCITED MEWS REPORTER

[@mintyfrog5403]

@Baby wtf

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“the horse warmth will keep you warm” the floor puts floor under your feet

[@idev4010]

0:19 robin looks like the discount version of philza

[@HaliaxOfTheChandrian]

Robin's room looks so cozy I'm kinda jealous.

[@quincius8638]

only now have I realised the head of security in the credits is "Otto the dog"

[@TheEngieTF2]

Baked bean Warmer: **exists** Robin: *Looks legit to me*

[@randaranatunga7259]

Heat the BEANS

[@name-uh5ee]

14:02 Uh oh, scalpers got to medication

[@cam3llia__]

I love these vids OMG The bean one is my fav though- I love Robin so much too

[@williamafton5985]

bro its no simp september

[@Ragehunger]

7:47 That's probably the most trigger-happy copy-pasta troll in the history of r/Choosingbeggars.

[@jsl151850b]

12:28 Freeze Frame. Many clocks and watches with Roman Numerals substitute IIII for the actual IV to make the 4 easier to differentiate from VI. (6).

[@totallynormalhuman4999]

*Baked bean warmer* I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

[@jeffthekiller2505]

Hey bish!

[@CherryBeScary]

My favorite thing about r/Crackheadcraigslist is that keeps people perpetually going “stop the cap” and “wtf is that”.

[@MokArt-13]

Robin: i look bad Also Robin: [shows up looking very nice] what is the truth?

[@Sooubway-nd8tr]

What is the rock lookin at gary like that for

[@olasola1013]

Bootleg the rock*

[@samuelbarber5097]

4:18 my best guess at what this is supposed to mean is that it's leaded gas which was used in the first cars, that or it's legit just been sitting in that thing for years.

[@bunnyrose9203]

robin is just pretty idk why he always calls himself ugly :

[@m_hrstv]

ikr, he's fucking handsome

[@murplesauce]

I was just browsing the comments for someone to agree with! He's so mean to himself

[@liamdoinsomething6017]

“Has merch”. *furious clicking*

[@vyliad]

AAAAAHHHH HE HAS A FACE I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT FOR SOME REASON. SERIOUSLY DUDE UPU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

[@aguy8710]

Yay! My favorite sub! With one of the best narrators!

[@Infact77]

5:17 imagine somebody bought that and they get a piece of paper saying: well uh, it was a game that u see on the picture

[@Carbohydrate630]

10:32 They ate the wrapper 🥺

[@martymartin904]

@7:11 , looks like any other toad walking through the neighborhood....

[@54GodzillaFan]

The "2016 Toyota Prius" at 5:14 is literally a screenshot of a damaged Karin Dilettante from Grand Theft Auto!

[@TheDrakanMaster124]

Him:you shouldn't be able to sell a car 400,000 miles over $500 Me look at buying a FJ with 450,000 miles for $8,000: oh no, anyway

[@zeldacompany1587]

3:12 I don't know why...but I laugh too hard on this

[@zapheil]

12:00 Ok but my dad has one of these trucks and he literally gets approached in parking lots by people wanting to buy it XD

[@Inconsistent-Dogwash]

And this whole time I thought you guys were just disembodied voices, you learn new things everyday!

[@Awxshi]

5:13 Dude selling a GTA car lmfao

[@TheHuskyGT]

5:15 That's not even a Prius. It's a Karin Dilletante. Nice one XD

[@imironbatmanjaredmontaug4477]

Holy crap! The man behind the memes! The face behind the funnies! The mask behind the voice!

[@megsmith6758]

Ok, I didn’t expect that face with that voice but I’m not disappointed 👌🏻

[@desc3nd1ng-k]

me: *spends all my money* emkay: 😀heeeeeeres some merch !

[@PaperEater26]

0:28 you did a lil' whistle

[@olasola1013]

*14:41** bootleg Dwayne Johnson next to very very very thicc Gary from spongebob, how the hell is this not demonetised*

[@TheEngieTF2]

5:14 That looks like a GTA 5 screenshot lmao

[@_mars_5762]

bro the editing is so much more funny now :3

[@Carbohydrate630]

Robin: I'm your host Robin! **Turns on Face Cam** Me: WHAT THE F$%# DID YOU DO WITH ROBIN?!

[@thejazzman11]

You guys have the best videos ever👌😁

[@GertRist]

Tru

[@GertRist]

True*

[@awesomestyles]

9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 342nd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@dgrn5601]

Day 4 of commening

[@EbuCallinav]

10:17 For those times when you want to remind people not to take a left turn.

[@emily_boo_19]

Me: *enjoying Robin's voice* Robin: *shows his face* Me: :00000 *yeets phone*

[@emily_boo_19]

7:41 I'd buy it ngl. Love it lmaooo

[@mrmarkymoomoo489]

Is that Prius out of gta 😂 5:10

[@willtogs]

The humor in the merch ad made me ooga booga.

[@Beezlebuzz]

the poster looks SOO good, great job emkay!

[@tobesundermaintenance]

"The clock is ticking..." *Flashbacks*

[@sheildster_osc9654]

@Baby wth

[@beaniewolf6722]

Robin actually pooping up on my scream was very unexpected. WHO IS THIS STRANGE MAN IN MY HOUSE??

[@beaniewolf6722]

Not even gonna edit the pooping out. Enjoy

[@gewoonjesse9970]

5:11 bruh my man fr thought he could use a pic from a gta Prius and get EZ cash

[@wolfiedog9642]

Didn't expect to see his face all of the sudden 😂

[@istealkids1388]

check his yt channel

[@BasilDaAuraChef]

8:36 "Kawaii" More like Kowai

[@Rknazari4679]

1:05 I’m from Hawaii, there’s a north shore there which would describe the greenness in the last 2 pics

[@vaprobe87]

For some reason the clip of Robin in the ad makes it look like he got the lyrics wrong and ended up with 3 front teeth for Christmas.

[@ShockwaveLogicalEditz]

Well now I know what Robin looks like. I’m impressed.

[@gamer708886]

0:40 Emkay: Advertises merchandise Comments: On r/Crackheadcraigslist O-O

[@Sshynx]

I love Robin's beautiful face , absolutely astonishing 😩👌

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

It feels weird seeing an actual person talking in an Emkay video-

[@bingbong4370]

0:19 When you forget youtubers are real people

[@OrdanKarris]

1:18 Oh no That... ITS... ITS THAT NUMBER AGAIN... OH NO...

[@Nekrubbobby]

IS THAT GODDAM PRIUS AT 5:09 IN GTA? LMAO

[@nailsarelife]

The "Rapture" chair will never not be creepy af.

[@Npercenty]

Yeah my man just got shot didn’t he

[@McPilch]

Emkay Team (including Otto!) Photoshoot Calendar when???

[@snxw69420]

Bean Warmer to warm yo beans on a cold day. That's a daily essential in Alaska.

[@tingtingtang569]

mans going crAZY with uploads

[@the_eryn8336]

it feels like it’s lip synced but doesn’t at the same time