r/Crackheadcraigslist | BUY IT!?!??!?

[@loriw2661]

Nothing better than Crackheads Craigslist with Lexi-kitty!!! Her ability to match the post with her voice is amazing!!

[@magicalgirlsoup]

wait their a girl?!

[@zkd0]

@✎ 𝘼𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙣~ I never knew

[@EmKay]

QUEEN

[@Illette]

@@zkd0 same

[@somerawlime]

@@EmKay agreed

[@kalianacarroll5371]

7:35 There's actually a reason for this listing! If you put up an empty wasp nest on your house it deters live ones from settling there! It's basically physiological warfare! :D

[@macklinillustration]

Ohh, never thought of that, I own a tiny wasp nest & have it on display in a bell jar. I collect natural 'art', got a few bugs, insects, did have a beautiful blue morpho butterfly, but my cat knocked it down & ate most of it.

[@Pihsrosnec]

I mean, if you were to start a town would you do it next to post apocalyptic ruins?

[@leik7728]

Craigslist should just be renamed to “selling food I already took a bite out of”

[@mrr1132]

Or in case of around the 6:35 mark, "selling a bed where I totally didn't take a bite of the person sleeping in it".

[@buildtools9268]

Brooo 💀

[@rocky_1904]

No, crackslist

[@TheHotBlade]

"FNAF Purple Guy Shaped Cheeto" Finally, a piece of food that is not shaped like an Among Us character for once.

[@Yeehawee]

what the fuck are these comments

[@Idk-lp8xy]

@@Yeehawee bots

[@MitsubishiGTO]

Har har har har har har har har har Har har har har Har har har har

[@pixelrunner2775]

among us strawberry

[@Madame_Enyo]

@@MitsubishiGTO if your doing what I think your doing then you need one more har

[@melorawr1608]

15:58 Lexi said "what. the. hell." exactly when my dog decided to face plant jump into the couch and made a loud ass bang. What the hell is right.

[@DRUNKRUSSAIN2]

Yup seems legit

[@elizabethw.6154]

That last one really made me laugh... And then I just thought of someone putting a fairy crown 👑 and gluing some iridescent wings to their back and just screaming about being a woodland fairy while doing that... it would have been hilarious and perfect. 😆 😂 😆

[@Taijirai]

New York City subway. You get at least one every month.

[@sammylawrence6561]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM Finally

[@_mep.69]

U SPOILED IT I JUST CAME NOOOOOO

[@KitBits]

Would have been? It was!!

[@UnkownWonders]

Oddly specific

[@friendlybutnotfriendly8943]

0:00 they really toke "jesus is always watching" to a whole new level

[@Panda-cute]

I laughed so hard when she showed it

[@hiddendesire3076]

2:25 I mean, there is also a Japanese desert that is a rectangular waffle with soft serve filling. They are amazing, but rare as hell to find in the states. Only at like import stores.

[@Idk-lp8xy]

first three are bots like always

[@hiddendesire3076]

@@Idk-lp8xy What first three are you even referring to? If you mean me, then you are far from the truth. And I am not kidding either, they are a waffle wafer with vanilla ice cream filling. One brand of them is called Jumbo or something.

[@macklinillustration]

Nice to know I'm not the only one to notice that & think that's a pretty good deal.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

@@hiddendesire3076 he means the first three replies

[@roseykitten798]

Those scissors are a very strange collection. Hair dressing shears, fabric scissors, paper scissors, safety scissors, garden scissors, its a very large mix. Most of them run for 7-10 each and the hairdressing scissors and nice fabric scissors could be upwards of $30 new so this isn't an awful one...

[@Lady_Crispr]

We shall call him the Mattress Maniac. It was definitely the killer writing that ad to get more victims.

[@Dranlia]

9:00 that was disturbing. And the way she was reading actually made me feel scared.

[@why_am_i_here_and_who_is_t5627]

6:10 , I'm extremely concerned for that bed, not the owner, just the bed...

[@ScarfmonsterWR]

"Why is it a screenshot of the picture" I work at a place where sometimes people come to print some random stuff, and I swear we get someone like that at least once a week. Including taking screenshots of every page of a 30 page PDF to send to our email, instead of including the PDF because "you can't print PDFs"?!?! With the occasional sprinkle of "why can't you just photocopy my phone" and "why can't you print this photo of a paper laying on my table so it's looking like original document".

[@kewoshk]

“Do I look I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a goddang hot dog!”

[@visala4495]

5:30 Wireless earbuds usually work by having one "controlling" earbud that controls the Bluetooth connection. So you can use only one, it just has to be the controller one, which I assume is pretty frequantly the right one...

[@TeraunceFoaloke]

unless both are capable of being the controller. I have two sets of BT earbuds that each let me use only the left or right earbud as well as both together.

[@visala4495]

@@TeraunceFoaloke Yeah, some buds have that too, but that's usually for the more expensive kind. Never owned Airports so no idea if they have controllers on both sides

[@TeraunceFoaloke]

@@visala4495 one of mine cost $20 in Walmart and the other cost $32 online.

[@visala4495]

@@TeraunceFoaloke Man, I live in Northern Finland. I want those prices too 😭 Ordering on Amazon would add like 30-50 € to the actual cost of the earbuds along with import taxes. It definitely shows in the prices here but I guess not everywhere. Earbuds and headphones here are either complete shit or in the ~60-80€ price range

[@mynameexe2007]

AirPods Pro in general need both to connect to your phone sooo….

[@rainbow_vader]

"Hot, thick protein shot" This nearly made me gag

[@name-uh5ee]

5:59 If Lexi is telling you that you need better eyesight, you're blind blind

[@jhhardage]

Those guys looking for female roommates... You just know there's a 100% chance of a camera hidden in the bedroom and bathroom.

[@the_Dos__]

Sadly

[@mechengr1731]

Im pretty sure there was a post about them sharing a bed

[@Graytail]

Well Lexie, since you asked, the car at 07:00 is a Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar, model SV-36. Fitted with a 3.5HP 48Volt electric motor, or the better model came with a 6HP motor. Vintage 1970s motoring. A quick look on ebay has one currently going at $3000.

[@MoonlitKarma]

That “gorgeous Victorian doll” looks like the perfect item for a horror movie 😅

[@Phoenix-np1iu]

my family is christian but like when i was learning how to draw stars, I was always taught how to draw a pentagram or whatever they're called, so a kindergartner drawing one isn't so weird

[@mechengr1731]

This. To this day, I have no artistic talent, I can only draw a star that way It still looks lopsided either way though 😔

[@DokkaChapman]

As a Brit I can state that Frazzles are amazing! If you're planning on doing an import order might I suggest also getting Chipsticks & Monster Munch (Steve-O swears by the latter).

[@nichdo01]

I *think* some of those *might* be fabric scissors, if so that is a freaking steal because those buggers can be expensive AF.

[@foxinabox5103]

My first thought is that those came from the airport. Y'know, the confiscated item box. I bet their superior made them bring those and they thought "wtf am i supposed to do with all these scissors??" And decided to just sell em for quick bucks

[@katherinecurtis1747]

16 minutes + lexi + crackheadcraigslist = perfect video

[@EmKay]

FACTS

[@michaelsegal3558]

5:06 I don’t know much about Rick & Morty but to me that “ski doo be doo be doo” sounds more like something from Scooby doo than Rick & Morty

[@J.A.huscher]

Sounds like something from Gravity Falls

[@michaelsegal3558]

@@J.A.huscher don’t know too much about Gravity Falls either but I’ll take your word for it

[@csenyt]

0:17 when they person next to you talks bad about Emkay

[@flamingzadu]

The first meme was just terrified Jesus

[@Mikhail_Malekov935]

Jesus realizing that this Generation is doomed from the start: Edit: no I'm not Christian

[@the_cheesey_failure2312]

Hey, just letting you guys know you get me through some pretty tough shit, keep the good content up

[@ihavenoideadanny]

2:29 "12 dollars for that extra long one" Lexi.... thats pounds...

[@President_Starscream]

I am bean. You are bean. We are all bean. Except me. I am not bean. I am Starscream and I have deceived you.

[@norathecatwitch3601]

12:26 that price is too high. Some girl at school is selling them for 5 dollars and you'll randomly see them in someone's hands while going down the hallway.

[@handlehandlehandlehandlehand]

2:30 HOLY SH*T THAT WAS MY POST

[@mr.randomly2799]

Awesome

[@yimingchen2272]

"Man if this mattress could talk, oh the stories it would tell," Nooooo thanks, i'm good

[@crocket_29]

Jesus statue does truly make my heart stop

[@OverlordMalarkey]

A notification? Its an Emkay upload! Lexi is narrating?! It's a blessing from the lord!!!

[@snoote533]

Yes

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@snoote533 yes

[@rylancharlie2335]

@@OverlordMalarkey yes

[@snoote533]

@@rylancharlie2335 Yes

[@rylancharlie2335]

@@snoote533 yes

[@hazel_888]

5:38 that's actually very common, if you lose one AirPod or it stops working, you can buy just one instead of a whole pair

[@somerawlime]

9:00 he came in the protein didnt he. didnt he.

[@chill4461]

Lexi is back! Lexi is back! Lexi is back!!!!!

[@fluffyfish2607]

The return of the Queen

[@sayawu8733]

That person has every pair of scissors you have ever lost.

[@ouroborousking8644]

Lexi kitty is my spirit animal. I also have a collection of lego, fallout and play way too much stardew valley

[@liamlines4024]

Quagmire 8:35

[@plasmabeaver551]

Thank god I wasn't the only one!

[@whiterabbit8957]

It dose

[@lily-P-56]

My grandma is watching a show in the other room and two tambourine noises sound right on the Jesus zoom ins lol.

[@DarkG8mer]

4:58 We wouldn't see this guy in the next Scooby-Doo movie either. XD

[@SacredSpirit1337]

2:46 Lexi, $123,456 is shorthand for “I had to put a price here.” It’s used for free items or items where they’re expecting you to make your best offer.

[@SacredSpirit1337]

8:44 Same thing. “£1,234” = “Make me your best offer”

[@PlotMasterX]

8:15 the 240 SX comes with a free Bruno.

[@RedXiongmao]

7:08 Lexi, look up "the CitiCar is an electric cheese wedge from the 1970s". By all accounts, it's Trabant level bad

[@katherinecurtis1747]

it's not trabant level bad, it's like...... reliant robin but with 4 wheels bad

[@alexandralittke509]

The ad for a pile of scissors with a random pair of cat nail clippers thrown in. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ArmundJay]

5:40 yes, Lexi, you can indeed use a single airpod. you'd have to have the case that comes with it though 😛

[@esnake419]

That 1973 Tesla made me laugh. That's a Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar btw

[@brookelewis1184]

At 7:13 does the monitor look like it has an elephant on it or am I going crazy? Haha.😅

[@PestiPanda]

Yes, I want 1 bean please 🌱 😂

[@shitpostcentral7567]

00:05 jesus Christ it's a Jesus head bust

[@CadieCat]

9:12 I live near winnipeg and i'm now very scared.

[@DarkG8mer]

(At 4:57) We wouldn't see this guy in the next Scooby doo movie either. XD

[@arturotorres5663]

6:49 she look like she about to eat it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wynnexed]

On the scissors: You could buy all the scissors, and then re-post all the scissors but one for 20 dollars. Free scissors.

[@Ecoryzer]

6:54 NOOO this is a crime,the bread god (from discord) hated it.

[@LORDCOW]

0:13 I stare into ITS soul

[@frankscraprobot5209]

8:57 I'm sad to say it, but Oculus isn't a thing anymore, Meta (formerly known as Facebook) owns it all and has decided to delete the brand completely, you can buy the name even because no company is called Oculus anymore.

[@Saya2009able]

that one in Centralia... is literally Silent Hill

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

Of course the dead cactus is from the Massachusetts Northampton!

[@grandstarstudiosFORMER-YT]

0:07 OH LOOK, ITS MY SLEEP PARALYZES DEMON!

[@PhBug550]

Lexi needs to be a narrator for a horror movie

[@Lyssabooo]

👏🏻somebody👏🏻get👏🏻Lexi👏🏻a👏🏻Shamoo👏🏻plush👏🏻

[@ssps9832]

4:06 that's a steal if the doll is included, cabbage patch dolls fetch hundreds to thousands of dollars

[@coal9205]

2:16 Fun fact! I got an extra long off brand frazzel chip in my bag once! It was so fucking cool No that post wasnt me

[@gretazimmerman8299]

0:35 Don't buy the bean, trade your cow for it!

[@SaintSarcasm]

5:58 it's all about having faith in what you can't see

[@littlebutton3104]

You guys are my comfort channel.

[@nihilistteddy3]

For only $20, he better be extracting the protein himself. If I do it, it's gonna be a clean hundo lol

[@chickenratsoup935]

MY NIGHT IS SO MUCH BETTER AFTER LEXI I'm gonna stay up again watching EmKay for the 3rd time

[@starcrashr]

16:09 CT = Connecticut. New Canaan is in the panhandle, bordering the state of New York.

[@emeraldemperor2601]

Saw the thumbnail and had to click, heard Lexi and had to stay

[@Hunterwindle]

Emkay puts me to sleep even the crackheadclegslist 😂❤️

[@Hunterwindle]

@@namesarenotimp0rtant I’m not a bot if that’s what your saying

[@Hunterwindle]

@@namesarenotimp0rtant oh 😂😂

[@erikarussell1142]

Don't buy blended or faux leather. It will flake EVERYWHERE!!! EVEN IF you use the conditioner and cleaner to "keep it nice".

[@Panda-cute]

Real leather is so much better quality and doesn’t put micro plastics into the environment. And it’s a renewable resource!

[@starcrashr]

My brother and I used to get barrels of bottles and cans every weekend from the restaurant we worked at, and then take them to the machines at the grocery store. We'd race to redeem the most, and we got to keep whatever money we got for them. Good times.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

9:34 the feedback will be something like "IT BURNS" or "EUGH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT" or "(spitting sounds)" or more likely all 3 of those things

[@SomeIceGuy]

12:23 Dwayne the Oc Johnson

[@ZoMiLeTHIRD]

2:07 i would buy straight up

[@R4yl33]

Me too

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Normally, I like Crackhead Craigslist. This reading was even better. And the background music, well done!

[@joshhale9355]

After doing a bit of googling, the airpod one is a pretty good idea. You can reset them to link up as a pair if you get a replacement like that.

[@Alex-ub4vh]

Why does that Alf Doll look like a boss-summoning item?

[@J.A.huscher]

Yeah ikr

[@NekoEchoflower]

1:20 Man and that 666 paper on the floor

[@einienj3281]

I think that the Jesus wall thing needs to be burned... It's literally just waiting to posses someone.. 🔥😁🔥

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Man, I HATE those statues that look like they're always watching you when viewed from different angles

[@Panda-cute]

I would put it in a guest bedroom if someone who I don’t like stayed over 😂 just kidding I want it nowhere near me

[@Graytail]

02:15 Frazzle, 'bacon' flavored corn snacks from the UK. They're not bad, but definatly not worth 12 pounds for an extra long one. I've gotten several double-wides myself.

[@hollyhayes9640]

I bet someone bought that bean, though. 😂

[@adumbfurry7036]

That thumbnail makes me think of the shopkeeper in the town with no name with his special offer of a single baked bean.

[@coffeebean8463]

The Jesus scared me half to death.

[@Panda-cute]

I literally laughed and said oh my god when she revealed it 😂

[@razemander]

* takes screenshot of jesus to make a meme reaction image "

[@MichaelAfton-c2d]

*I enjoyed this more than I should*

[@hero_bs__ig]

Me: wanna hear another joke? Someone: no thanks, there is too many CHEA-TAHS is enough for me Me:fiiiiinnnnee, BOARDS ARE REMARKABLE Someone: are you kidding- Me: everytime I see you smile I want to take you to my place Someone: whyyyy? Are you single? Me: I'm a dentist Someone: IM DONE WITH THIS SH*T

[@hero_bs__ig]

@silvi nooooo bots get away from this comment

[@spider7396]

The content is so funny but the voice so so oddly calmin I feel relaxed enough it almost puts me to sleep

[@durk5331]

That's not a pentacle, I mean it is, but that's how they teach kids how to draw stars in school......

[@your_eaverydaycat9384]

I have a rocktopus.

[@hero_bs__ig]

Me after seeing the cans for sale: I'm gonna need a bag to hold them tho bc I CAN't hold them with my hands

[@ewanmackay2925]

Timestamps: 0:00 - start 4:32 - four minutes and thirty two seconds 16:54 - end

[@lucifersdevi1570]

I want to talk to Dr. Richard

[@EbuCallinav]

7:51 what is that thing reflected on the bottom screen, and should it have been blurred out further?

[@Skksksksmsmgntkskzkfkrkrk]

The average amount of beans per can is 465, if the bean costs 1 dollar then a whole can of beans would cost around 400-500 dollars. Which is slightly higher then the normal price.

[@Blueingbluebluebear]

Squatted shopping cart made me laugh

[@jamesiewalters2360]

8:02 i was expecting a nintendo power button.