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[@alexsoares5739]

I like to think that since the censor sound on this video was Robin's cough, that that entire bit of him coughing was just actually censored and he was just swearing the whole time.

[@miasii]

lmao

[@TheTlank]

that that lol

[@alexsoares5739]

@@TheTlank yeah, english is a funny language

[@TheTlank]

@@alexsoares5739 wait did you use the the that two times in a row propositally (i'm pretty sure i got the wrong word)

[@idklad]

@@TheTlank I think they did that on purpose, it makes sense when said out loud, I swear

[@naomilauzut92]

I'm sorry but that bit where Robin was coughing out a whole lung made my day

[@theliteralharlow]

time stamp?

[@Magochilly]

@@theliteralharlow 1:53 I think

[@an0maly404]

Why has he started to cough ? It was quite weird

[@The_Grecian_Empire]

@@an0maly404 the price

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@an0maly404 Possibly allergies. It depends where he lives, but there's usually some pretty bad pollen this time of year. August in particular has pretty much *every* kind of pollen/spore, and if you have them bad, it can take weeks to recover.

[@cinnamon4ada7]

“Doll has a very cute laugh,no batteries tho” WHAT

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

*[Jazz music stops]*

[@jeffthekiller2505]

Go...to...sleep 😈

[@Pringleworm]

Wow oh god u got annabelle in your house

[@masterofthecats740]

I really hope that was a joke

[@rtv_megaglitch8939]

Imma need one person to unlike this comment thx

[@TheHotBlade]

This says a lot about Robin's fueling hate towards Among Us and its meme variant Amogus.

[@anderkid1090]

@Gray Plays you didn’t even get his name right

[@theredfire6379]

@Gray Plays NO ADS PLS

[@hattrem8525]

Morobareru

[@tinyguyanimates]

@Grey Plays get lost

[@kor4754]

honestly its well placed hatred. Also get the name right "Gray Plays"

[@justanotherhobbit7215]

Just an FYI : Dwellingup,WA is here in Australia lol WA = Western Australia. ..... half our states are named very simply : The northern territory? Northern Territory. The southern state? South Australia. Western State? Western Australia.

[@mapleleaf_mocha]

then we got the ones with dumb made up names like "New South Wales", "Victoria" and "Queensland" imagine not being named after a compass direction 🙄

[@kurotsuki7427]

You could tell me it was in Washington State USA and I would believe it though.

[@spudicus7811]

I was looking for someone else who noticed thank you

[@blackpepper8062]

I wanted to comment this 😂

[@yggdrasil7776]

I had a moment of Sandgroper pride, and then he thought it was in America. It does look like the tech level you'd expect to see in Dwellingup, at least.

[@thekingherself]

Loving the "why does Robin know this" segment

[@idklad]

And the "fucking neither", I swear the editor had so much fun with this video lmao

[@nuclear173gamer2]

@@idklad and was probably scared that robin knows that

[@idklad]

@@nuclear173gamer2 I don't blame them tbh I'm a bit scared too 💀

[@nuclear173gamer2]

@@idklad I am not, but the music made it funny

[@gingerkays7362]

I play Pokémon a lot, and I used to post stuff to the GTS that would definitely qualify for this series. I would place a level one starter or a level 99 Abra in the GTS and ask for a legendary or mythical Pokémon in return. The best part? IT WORKED

[@alphasquared]

lmao

[@hattrem8525]

Ah yes, the negotiator.

[@Lycan_Jedi]

90% of the Legendaries I have were from doing this with Riolu/Lucario. People are stupid for those Pokemon.

[@gingerkays7362]

If the GTS returns in the remakes (I primarily did it in Diamond) I might do it again for the nostalgia factor

[@splendiferous_spaghetti]

I’m probably the type of person to do that because I’m so desperate to complete my Pokédex Rip solgaleo. I got rid of him for a stupid aromatisse

[@nicklasgeraci2323]

When Robin actually started the video with the "what in the world" i can just invision him walking in on a murder scene that we did lol

[@jeffthekiller2505]

Ayyyyy

[@elisabethsun7059]

Why would you even think of that?

[@WIFE_of_CHAOS]

"Doesnt mean its unique, doesnt mean its worth smthng" That quote: every one is unique in their own way.

[@paz4799]

can i sell myself then?

[@_-VMPIRFNGZ-_]

@@paz4799 best way to make money,

[@josephjoestar377]

Im not a english nerd but i think

[@jeffthekiller2505]

Shart

[@WIFE_of_CHAOS]

There are prices of each of ur organs in the blackmarket so 🤪🤪🤪🤪 (for yal peeps in the comment lolol)

[@Luna-ne3dq]

Emkay is slowly revealling how Robin is a furry deadass

[@aliyahwilliams8168]

What no how? there isn't any evidence- *oh God no*

[@Delta21OnYT]

Robin was a brony so him being a furry isnt too far off

[@levihackerman8670]

And if he is, most of y’all boutta start hating him because that’s how stupid people can be

[@galadinowo]

@@levihackerman8670 fr with the emkay community idk... mixed bag of pain, he can only hint 😔

[@cumunist2120]

Better start drawing him as an anthropomorphic robin

[@jobaswobas146]

People really just stare at a skittle for 20 minutes trying to think of how to sell it for $10k on Craigslist don't they?

[@UncleRJ]

1:53 You okay, buddy? Need a glass of water?

[@Legynus]

Thats a long cough

[@LuckyTheFoxxo.Official]

What even was that

[@whatsrandom6487]

5:44 because we all know that robin owns a bird fursona

[@malice6081]

And I hate that that is not that far off for pricing

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

I like how Robin's cough got used as a 'bleep' LOL! Actually, hope you're okay, Robin. You might need to rest your voice!

[@awesomestyles]

9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 337th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@stillzeuvermensch7646]

You are becoming the OWO of this channel and I don't have a problem with that. I want these too

[@YouTubes_NPC]

WHAT ABOUT R/NATUREISF#$%INGLIT?!? AND R/CHOOSINGBEGGARS

[@YouTubes_NPC]

@Timothy Price same lol

[@seaurchinwithahat7559]

I'd give up

[@takeo_cloak30]

I thought my phone broke or something when the coughs just came in non stop

[@baileyvidican6998]

Yo same

[@enderredacted112]

yes- i thought reddit was playing a video in the background

[@iwaju9227]

@Just Dope is he spitting them tho

[@falcie7743]

I imagine that the doctor Phil show is a gold mine of quotes, because he's constantly quoting some of the worst people in the world.

[@Mikael404]

Well shitty people is the best againts shitty people they know how to deal with them.

[@rootedapollo8908]

8:25 For your info robin I have grandparents that grow large plants like for example giant pumpkins, giant 1000 pound pumpkins and they sell them after the way offs and they usually get around 200 usd for them. So it’s not worth nothing, but it’s not worth that much

[@carwashgaming3727]

Thumbnail dude be like: "I mean, its r/technicallythetruth"

[@NikolaiAvilov4446]

@Just Dope nope

[@TheCourtJesterArt]

We not gonna talk about the whole 19 seconds of coughing? Sure that's not a lot of time, but jeez robin, you good? wtf when did this get 96 likes and 6 replies

[@Fiddleshtick]

yeah shit weirded me out after a while lol

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

And he just moves on to the next post without any acknowledgement, like it didn't even happen

[@ASWilshire1]

The "cough" was today's bleeping of Robin's cussing. He must have gone on a hell of a rant about the 24 carrot ring lmao

[@meepermoo2525]

I live in the same state he does and there has been a LOT of smoke from wildfires here for the past month or so. It’s hard to even see the mountains sometimes because it’s been gettin so bad. I hear Colorado has got some of the worst from the fire smoke even, and everyone here is not havin a great time pulmonary wise EDIT: I’m a fool that’s apparently the censor noise the editor went with lol. But the smoke here is still bad and I hope Robins doin okie

[@jeffthekiller2505]

Go...to...sleep 😈

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: peanuts are a ingrediant in dynamite de

[@autobotCRSHR]

Wait... What?

[@RandmAnimal]

@Gray Plays hah u dare try copy a youtuber

[@meisstupid1831]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

[@fizzkid0332]

This is the second time in seeing this information, the first time was on FakeJake

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

Fibsh!

[@scianigreen2513]

That’s Dwellingup Western Australia 😂 Yes we have some strange names. On behalf of my country I apologise.

[@Benwut]

i agree, i live in Perth, like wtf is there a place called jOoNdAlUp

[@joanneoliver8610]

Burpengary, Rupanyup, Watchem, Speed, Mooloolaba, and Donald. We have some great names. Lol! :D

[@RachelJayne92]

Woolloongabba, Wagga Wagga, Tangambalanga. And somehow, we can all pronounce them first try. 😎

[@AltF-io3dy]

The only weirdly named place in victoria that I actually know is yea and that’s not even that bad

[@calcutt4]

Yass, the site of the famous McDonalds sign

[@AussieDingoMate]

1:04 WA means Western Australia and Dwellingup is located in a city called Perth

[@jamesattack7420]

WA is referring to Western Australia, not Washington for all those confused.

[@leela.reera13]

I laughed so hard when he said Washington but it's an honest mistake

[@iwaju9227]

@Gray Plays is he spitting them tho

[@haleymkoon]

Somome needs to get poor Robin some cough syrup. I thought i needed to call an ambulance 😂 i hope you feel bettter🙁🥺

[@iwaju9227]

@Gray Plays is he spitting them tho

[@Glowster916]

lost it at both Robin coughing up both lungs, and when One-winged Angel started playing. Made my night lol

[@cumunist2120]

And robin hinting that he’s a furry

[@mariogirl8100]

Did you get scared hearing One-Winged Angel too?

[@rowandunning6877]

i love how he has a full ass coughing fit and then he just starts talking again like nothing happened

[@Thom_Foolery]

9:58 s p i c y b r e b

[@japython]

I just noticed that the 1957 dollar bill is a silver certificate from back in the days when you could deposit your silver in the Federal Reserve in exchange for notes, while they are a cool novelty to see, they're only worth slightly more than face value

[@chriswilson6957]

Dwellingup isn't actually in Washington. WA is also the abbreviation for the Australian state of Western Australia

[@summmmp555]

fun fact: you breathe manually when you think about breathing

[@YouTubes_NPC]

Not me, I have mastered the art of breathing

[@summmmp555]

@Gray Plays stop bot

[@BasilDaChefcario]

Well now I'm not breathing

[@miuiswaifu]

what 😀

[@barritoothy]

@@BasilDaChefcario i died a few years ago cuz of manual 😭

[@DinoLoverGaming]

5:17 why is that so funny

[@metaridley2911]

2:56 - Fun fact: he actually managed to sell it...

[@shigaraki2035]

Thata a REALLY good price for the fursuit head. They sell ones with the same quality for $100.

[@simpletoastvibes]

It is honestly a rly fair price lol

[@manwithaplan2001]

Why the hell is just a portion of the audio someone dying from asthma

[@krishivpal7376]

It is a alternative for beep sound.....re-watch the video someone coughs whenever Robin is cussing.

[@manwithaplan2001]

Robin must have gone on a absolute tirade then cause I got scared and thought I was getting hacked

[@Ratter_Man]

Dwellingup is a town in Western Australia located in a timber and fruitgrowing area in the Darling Range east-south-east of Pinjarra. At the 2011 census, Dwellingup had a population of 383.

[@Duck_Tuck]

1:09 Dwellingup is a town is Western Australia. Just clearing confusion for anyone, including Robin xx

[@gamingwq8788]

1:59 im holding that car but in white right now

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

5:26 WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

[@malgorzatahawryluk3047]

emkay=my daily dose of laughter

[@funtime1778]

Cory kenshin better

[@iwaju9227]

@@funtime1778 how dare you

[@kadenbane]

12:26 Emkay who uses Undertale music in the background doesn't know who Gaster is... M'kay, sure...

[@1d10t_6]

2:43 I had Corndogs with garbanzo beans and an orange for lunch.

[@theunknown7683]

7:12 Robin remember someone will buy that.

[@shinigamiking69]

6:50 love the use of one winged angel for an among us nuggy

[@mariogirl8100]

I didn't! I experienced the fear Cloud has when he hears those first few notes!

[@TrainNerd97]

10:35 I'd so on board with you, Robin, on buying an abandoned train too! Although I feel like it would need a LOT of work to fix it up! (Btw, how much you wanna bet it's the actual train in the picture!? I'm betting zero.)

[@tatiana4050]

Someone found its a print.

[@tinyguyanimates]

0:00 the way he says "among us" is just..epic

[@Lunarcreeper]

fun fact: you could probably sell perfectly split oreo for 500$ and someone would buy it

[@supahvaporeon]

Robin's a furry confirmed, gonna love all the new emkay art

[@vesh]

Free shipping?

[@icbm940]

E

[@ohlite]

*oh?*

[@Perstob]

Your back again

[@brightersummerday]

yes

[@Rolbell]

1:54 I’m not entirely sure, but I think that cough sounds like Damien. Anyone else hear it?

[@MrMegaPussyPlayer]

8:31 It is probably worth that much. If you calculate price/pound of pumpkin. But by the time you've eaten it all up, you can't see pumpkin anymore for the next century.

[@nefwaenre]

i get high anxiety if Robin doesn't narrate in Emkay video one day. This is the highlight of my day, and Robin cheers me up. Cool dude.

[@cludecat7072]

1:40 old money can be valuable though but 400 i think is a little much for that

[@AveryJ1227]

gaster is a rather secretive character from UNDERTALE, father of sans and papyrus with a great occupation as a royal scientist, though he died in his own creation and now, *Forgotten...*

[@4ngiel0ver]

its not confirmed hes their dad, hell, 'Mystery man' isnt even confirmed to be gasters appearence, those are just theories the fandom latched onto since we had such little information on gaster

[@cosmicklampzy1222]

what

[@Spy__Shark]

1:30 isn’t that the toy from McDonald’s

[@kitcoyyoy]

so real quick, W.D.Gaster (also know as Wing Ding Gaster, that's 2 fonts squished together) is a very mysterious undertale character that not very much is known about him because of him appearing very little

[@maxthompson7107]

11:50 In all seriousness, I actually kind of want to know why the Aunt Jemima syrup had a name change.

[@torico7022]

4:35 I laughed so hard I lost my breath

[@connorgolsong290]

The editing in this video is absolutely hilarious.

[@muhdnurhaqim3053]

To Whoever the editor and team is Thank you for editing this video ❤️

[@reignyz]

As a furry, I can confirm that if you're paying 20$ for a fursuit head it's probably going to be made of couch foam and carpeting

[@connor9575]

Guys I think we broke robin, the spicy breb seamed to get to him

[@tuneableice]

Gaster is an unused character from the indie game Undertale developed by a person named Toby Fox, Gaster was placed in fandom and became what he is now, his full name is W.D. Gaster or Wing Ding Gaster, there are several easter eggs in undertale that reference Gaster such as the boat man saying, "Beware the man who speaks in hands."

[@andregon4366]

8:41 My father gave away one like that, but he didn't mention how vicious the little fucker was. I wonder if the person who got it has been murdered in his sleep by now.

[@YoboiBologna]

Two fun facts: the LeBron heads actually sell at the price of 20,000 which is something And they had to lock the head up

[@the.og.lekhothane]

apology accepted 00:20

[@crystalsparks769]

You good man? Sounds like you were hacking up a lung! You ain’t allowed to die Robin!

[@IsDaBoi]

1:54 I was coughing and suddenly Robin coughed too.

[@sunnyquinn3888]

0:08 Me looking in the mirror.

[@timermanwastaken]

Jack: *hosting* Also jack: *coughs for a solid minute*

[@GP-jj7zn]

Are you Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife?

[@eilv9773]

6:56 WHY IS IT ALWAYS GOING BACK TO AMOUNG US AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@dharminplays9952]

the clips just keeps rolling eventhough robin is dying in the background. i cant anymore!

[@trolle517]

4:52 it’s kr that around 700$

[@veigarmagnusson938]

Accually 50$

[@trolle517]

@@veigarmagnusson938no and how did you Think that its only 50$

[@rat_smacker3000]

I have the same pan that at 9:11 its not even bad

[@akkorosie]

I found this plastic rat in my attic and took him to my room since he was cool. I couldn’t sleep that night so i took him out of the room and put him in the living room. Slept like a baby. I was having a yard sale and sold him to someone who seemed to be more intriguing when i mentioned it was possibly cursed. Wonder how they’re doing.

[@carlover24700]

I don’t know why but I laughed so hard at the Catholic Converter 🤣🤣

[@spiritepvpanimeandgames1550]

You should review KZbin it’s epic

[@peoplebro_1294]

Funnily enough the Carl ops case is often found on KZbin

[@encryptedaviation1452]

This was one of the funniest emkay videos ive watched in a while

[@deltasexual8251]

"Those corndogs are cooked right?" "..." "Right..?"

[@-TheUnkownUser]

it´s a switch, with the nintendo logo in it. It´s clearly a Nintendo Switch.

[@phillyp6969]

Fun fact: if you stand near a light, your shadow may look big but if you compare yourself with your shadow by standing next to it, you will notice that it is (more or less) the same size as you! The power of perspective.

[@localforestwitch7215]

WITCHCRAFT

[@AveryJ1227]

how da fuq i stand next to my shadow

[@phillyp6969]

@@AveryJ1227 you stand near where it is

[@-flick-1943]

1:55-2:12 Robin: cough cough* 2:13- idk Also Robin: Cheeseballs-

[@KingOfThePond..]

i thought that there was someone behind me coughing and i got scared as heck till i realized it was Robin coughing

[@the_tired_one977]

The 24 carrot ring was actually a nice pun. I appreciate it

[@villagerstuckinadoor]

Emkay, Gaster is a somewhat unknown character to the undertale world that unfortunately cannot be found in undertale but you can find clues that let's you know that he once existed. Look him up, he's a interesting fellow.

[@VroodenTheGreat]

The bathtub full of corndogs got me where I live...ngl. It's like "If I dive in there, I'll ruin all the corndogs." I don't even know what I would do as I type this...

[@tnapeepeelu]

I love how when Robin was coughing the video kept going to the different things lol 1:53

[@donaldp1988]

Robin pls say "RESPECT YOUR DOOMGOD" it would make my day

[@jamesburdian56]

3:15 I actually hope goose got a good home

[@auburn2309]

I know that cough, Robin was smoking weed lmao

[@ToxicZen1436]

Honestly that plant growing from the tennis ball is kinda cool lol and that doll that laughs with no batteries...I'd buy.

[@eldritchants6176]

5:23 Good to see my home town finally made it in a video about crack heads, it wasn't a matter of if but a matter of when

[@iwaju9227]

10:16 it's because it uses historical mountain dew cans

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

6:51 Maybe Robin just wants Among Us to become a memory...

[@mariogirl8100]

Which is something Sephiroth will never be. (But I honestly hope he stays where he belongs: In the fictional world)

[@Kiwi_Tea]

**Offers glass of water** You ok, dude?

[@story_bored0]

1:58 the reason robin and I were coughing uncontrollably is because we are both allergic to *bullsh--*

[@somecarperson]

1:56 Lb works stands for Liberty Walk which is the name of the widebody kit that has been put on this model and it is also avaliable for real cars

[@ColorWheelHero]

Ayo can we get an entire video of Robin's Demonic Coughing??¿?

[@ButterFromDiscord]

4:52 I believe this is in Norwegian kroner (NOK/KR). A basic (but not entirely accurate) way of converting this is every 10 kroner is 1 dollar, but I wouldn’t recommend using that