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@SamSam-iw3uu4 жыл бұрын
I love his laugh
@splitfire94264 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable. You're lying.
@A_Shadow874 жыл бұрын
First time?
@pebblel22794 жыл бұрын
@@A_Shadow87 3:00
@gabeyoung98284 жыл бұрын
Not trying to be mean but he sounds like a car struggling to start
@CuppoJoe_4 жыл бұрын
Me: The PS4? It's like 3 years ago Damien: 7 years ago Me: *WAIT WHAT*
@rdsabroad75284 жыл бұрын
Well, no one should worry, I think he mixed up the PS4 with the PS3 or Xbox 360.
@desty52384 жыл бұрын
@@rdsabroad7528 no it actually released in 2013, it takes a quick Google search
@TetraSky4 жыл бұрын
@@desty5238 I think that was the joke here.
@cantthinkofaname50464 жыл бұрын
2010 was a decade ago. People who were 5 then are 15 now. The world aged and didn’t do it well
@stpidstuff4 жыл бұрын
@@rdsabroad7528 it released in 2013, i remeber seeing ads for it.
@TheEmeraldSword044 жыл бұрын
"Who doesn't know about blind people?" "Well the deaf never heard of them." wow, this has to be my most popular comment.
@SoməøneXD4 жыл бұрын
@Wes Prang those are people who were born blind. people who went blind have seen other people and themselves.
@Steampunk_Kak4 жыл бұрын
@Wes Prang blind people don't even see in black. They don't see period
@istealwaifus85264 жыл бұрын
That's cuz dumb people like yourself don't talk about it no more.
@ruckymutton51534 жыл бұрын
@@istealwaifus8526 and yourself
@c0niine4 жыл бұрын
congratulations you quoted a line from the video and added nothing else
@monke_kekw51734 жыл бұрын
Emkay is literally the anti-depressants of my life
@Kevin_MG694 жыл бұрын
just don't try to overdose
@monke_kekw51734 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin_MG69 daily should be fine
@boombam11414 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin_MG69 **Chugs 30**
@RayleighM20104 жыл бұрын
SCP-999: *am I a joke to you?*
@monke_kekw51734 жыл бұрын
@@RayleighM2010 restricted access *sniff*
@Twisterladyraptorclawz3 жыл бұрын
8:10 -ish hearing the disgust in Damien's voice about that entire matter makes me respect and admire him just a little more. *awkward salute*
@fishingking13462 жыл бұрын
Was he talking about Ben or the pedo
@elisabethsun70592 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Zeytrixx4 жыл бұрын
2:00 LMAO *_[I feel like a terrible person for laughing at that but it’s actually funny ngl]_*
@wheeeeeeeeeee4 жыл бұрын
*cork pops out of a wine bottle followed by wheezing*
@anayasolis63894 жыл бұрын
it was tho
@hazyy...4 жыл бұрын
We all did, you’re not alone
@HeyAvon4 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard i knocked my nuggies out of the bowl
@Raizoken04 жыл бұрын
Zeytrixx k
@LeveyHere4 жыл бұрын
"Deaf people have never heard of them" Wasn't expecting that..
@nox_luna4 жыл бұрын
*SPANISH INQUISITION!* betcha werent expecting that either.
Chastity belts: Exists The first guy: imma bout to ruin this man's whole career
@nox_luna4 жыл бұрын
chastity belt aint shit to the guy with the coconut thumb. yes its his thumb, he was featured on "stan lees superhumans" his thumb looks wierd and is thick as hell.
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
Comment section : Exists Guy with SCP Foundation avatar: imma bout to comment on this man's whole comment section
@nox_luna4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay 👌
@kobinpaizlimona90884 жыл бұрын
CHUMIMI~N
@AnimeFan-wd5pq4 жыл бұрын
EmKay nah, it’s the LEGO Star Wars avatars, they’re everywhere.
@FillyCheesteak3 жыл бұрын
The zombies laughing at me after surviving only 3 rounds: 2:03
@Masked_boy323 жыл бұрын
It sounds like something powering up
@firmestshrimp7104 жыл бұрын
00:44 This post always kills me. He never says "I'm on top of the world." Anyone that has seen the film knows he screams "I'm king of the world!"
@poopguy34582 жыл бұрын
Yeah ikr
@luke87994 жыл бұрын
0:55 "scientifically the lowest altitude in the world" *offended dutch noises* we didn't drain the sea for this smh
@synphilia47764 жыл бұрын
Perhaps all the high people in Amsterdam cancel it out
@batyalivni35774 жыл бұрын
* Laughs in Israeli *
@mannyheffley95514 жыл бұрын
@@batyalivni3577 laughs in Hiroshima after nuke
@zedcl0udy1964 жыл бұрын
YOU DID WHAT
@luke87994 жыл бұрын
@@zedcl0udy196 we drained the sea. we needed more land.
@wickedthepurpleman4 жыл бұрын
2:01 ”Deaf people probably never heard of em” Damien: *WHEEZE 100*
@CambrianCrayon4 жыл бұрын
Purple's Marbles XD
@njw30614 жыл бұрын
Na Wheeze 1000'0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
@geraldthecoconut5744 жыл бұрын
2:02 i was watching this on full volume with headphones and the wheeze almost deleted my ears
@arazet4 жыл бұрын
*WHEEZE*
@leonardodiserpierodavinci80164 жыл бұрын
@@arazet b r u h
@asylum82294 жыл бұрын
AND WHY WAS THERE A PAUSE I CANT BREATHE
@knight2_14 жыл бұрын
Damien’s wheezes are a gift to this earth
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
Damien be like: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh̷h̵h̸h̵e̶e̶e̵e̸e̸e̵e̶e̴e̸e̸ḛ̸̻̬̐͒e̷̪̥̾̊ĕ̷̝͚̎̇e̶̻̳͋e̶̙̯͖̽̑̎̚é̷̡̦̰͂e̸͈̲͍̽͗͂e̵͙̓̎͗͐ẽ̴̬é̵͇̯̏̒e̴̙̳̻͝e̷̳̙͖̊́e̷̹͔̟̯͗̿̉ė̸̘̈́͗͋è̷̳̝̻̉ē̸̼̤̉̾͘è̷̥͂͆͘e̷͔͔̽͂͊ȩ̵̹̤͇̥̹̤̻̭̠́͂̈̀́̏̆̄e̴̡͇͔̠̯̋͐̆̿̓̏̏̿͂̎͜ę̶̛͈̫̞̘͖͍͛͝ė̶͚͈̼e̷̪̳̲̹͙͆̒͗̈̌͐̂̽̃̑͝ẽ̷̹̥̻̐̿̌́̈́́͌̚ẽ̶̛̪͎̝͔̱̩̘̭̰̐̑̎̽͛̅͊ͅe̷͈̗͖̺̒͑̒͌̃̍̒̄̆͝ȩ̸͎̤͇͔̫̹͈̻̰͓̾̃̉͋̇͒̔̚ė̴̬̉̓́̐͆̊̕͠ẖ̴̨̡̛̙̂͌͒̓̾̈́̕h̸̦͋̐͗̽̕͝h̴̢̛̪̻̾̇̊̽̔̃h̸͙͚͛̔̓̓̌͘͠h̵̢̡̹̮̦͎̤̟̼̯͈͚̯̠̱̬͚̬̖̫̟̭͖̯̟̜͉̱̯̖̜̯̄͋̃͂̈́̆̐̎͛̉̈́́̏̈́̈́́̚ͅͅh̵̢̛̜̰̼̀͊͂͌̉͐̀̒̽̉̾̐́̒̌̊̀̂͂̊̊̎͐̊̊́̏́̒͒̀̌̕͝͠h̸̢͙͔̩̺͚̦̦͇̥̗̹̯̟̘͓̻͉̱̗̟̫̣̽͛̊̇̿̾͆̈̋̇̈̌̓̒̇̈̏̈́̾͑̈̈́̃̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅh̴̡͈̘̣̰̥̠̙̼̰̠͕̼͇̩̏͋̏̍̆̆͌͊͑̎̃͋̎͋̇͒͆͂̉̾̍͘h̷̡̨̛͙̖͉͖͖͓̮̣̗̳͇̅̃̄̏̐̍̀͐͊̀͌̓͐͆̓̏̑́̓̽̀̈͗̄̄͘͘̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͝ḩ̴̛͍̮̗̹̥̺̖̙̬̺̫͉̪͉̪̖͇̤̙̣̳͈̯̈́̆͐̈́̈́͒̀͆̑͐̀̆̏̋͗̉̾͌̑̀͑̂h̸̨̧̢̧̛͙͚͚̟̳̖̼̯̮͓̞͇̪̱͕̥͙̳͖̤̬̯͈̰̮̼̠̻̼̼͓̠̮̯͚́̌̊͆̇̌̂̂̏̎̏̈̓̈́̑̽̽̇̀͑̀͜͜͜͠͠ͅh̸̡̛̩̣̦̅͗̆̑̌̂̋̾̀̈́́̏̊͒͒͋̍͛̾̈́̑̈͗̀̑̔̌̊̀̆̈̉̀͊̕͠͝͝͠͠h̶̨̧̧̧̢̫͓̣̼̣͇̹͚̫̤͚̬̝̤̮͎̳͙̪͇͚̻̦̺̼̬̳̖̯̯̄͊͛̅͌̾̑̒̂͒̈́͋̍̇̐͒̌̊̑͂̑̏͋̿̓̂͗̂́̕͜͠͝ͅḩ̷̯͚̣̱͇̥͖͓̦̪̯͓̦̱̠̩̦͔̙̪̦̼̍̑̈͊͂̊̀̔̊̀́̚ͅh̷̡̡̡̧͔̹͚͙͖̻̥̻͉̭̟͇̮̝͉͓̟̙̟͓͎̝̻̞̳̥̟͉͉̯̫͇͖̝͎̮̲͂́̀̓̐͋̏̈̃͗́͌̾̆̇̏͋̕͜͜͜ͅh̵̛̛̯̜͉̥̼̭̯͑͑́̉̆͂̈́͑̓̑͗̇͗̉̂̑͋̄̊̂͆̓̏̋̋̉̔̽͘͘̕͘͠͝͠͠h̴̨̨̛̛̹͓̜͎̦̮̗̝̪̙̖̳̪̩̳͕̒̾̓͐́̋̉̿̃͂̑̒̂̉̊̎͂͋̓̅̈̊̾̈́̑̐̽̑͂̔̊̏̿̚͘͘͝h̸̢̨̛̹͓̗̗͖̬̼̖̲͙͇̙̘̰̭̥̟͕̘̮̭̗̬͓̝̝͔̱́̅̊̐́͆͑͛́́̒͛̓͊̀͊̆͌̒̄͆̕̕͝͠ḩ̵̧̧̢̛̖͕͇̩͕͔̞̞̰͎̦͔̪̞̯̳̘̝̻̞̝̬̭͙͚̜͇͚̱̘͖̺͔̅̇̀̿̌̐͐̎̑̈̓́̍͋̓̆̈͌̃̂̀͋̉̌͊̓͘͜͜ͅḩ̴̨͙̯͉̣̝̫̲̩̱̹̹̥͍̰̦̩͉̝̪͔͕̭̗̳̥̮̟̞̟͇̳̠̑̋͑͗̀̑̀͊̇̇̀̓̿̈́̈́̂̑͐̀͌̄̐͆̿̏̿̐̍̈́͐̐̓̒̌̑̀̏̌̓̆̈́̃̐̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅh̴̹̞̤̯̽͛̌̑͌͒̀̾͂̔͐̀̉̕͜͝͝h̸̡̧̧͉̟̠͚̣̜͔̱͖̻̯̤͎̟̤̜͔̦͕̰̺͈̤̤̤̖̽̅̒̅̎̄́̂̈̽̐͘͜ͅḩ̴̨̢̨̬͓͎̘̱̩̦͍̬̫͙̰̟̘̬̖̗͙̠̅̐̈́̽͋̐̽͋͗͐̐̋̇̈̾͗͑̒̂̏̄̑̇̀̆͆̃̎͌͐̈́̈̀̃̐̉̄̚͘̕͘͜͝͝͠͝ͅh̵̢̢̡̝͓͈̺̖̝̰͕̰̤̳̲̠͌̒̇̌̋͂̽̽̉́̍̾͋̀̋̐̅̓̈́̍̆̆͋̉̅͒̌͑̕͘̚͝͠ͅh̷̢̛̛̛͎̫̣̺̺̼̼̮͕̺̦̰͕̪̣̱̙͉͙̳͇͈̥̪̤̲͙̻͍̲͍̺͚̰͎̠͎͎͚̙̝̱̤̯̾̈͆̇̀̾̀͒͐́̽̈́̽̔̓̍̐̂̓̆̍̊̎̀̾̽̐͐̂̊́̈́́̓́͊̕̕͘͜͠h̶̡̤̭͙͚̟̲̞̪̳̱̟͉̳̖̟͍̝̱̗̱̎̊̑̃̍͊̏̋̓̂̄̀̑̇̏͐̄̈́̌͗̔̚̚͘͜͜͠͝ḧ̶̢͚̬̙͙̬̭̰̣̩͈͖͕̺̗̥́̾̌̓́̋͂̅̋̿̐̉͆̊̓̿̈͒͒̽̋̇͒͆̎͑̊̒͋̃͆̉̉̍̂͘̚̚͘͝͝ẖ̸̛͚̩̟͖͖̳͚̜̖̰̘̥̤̦̺̞̻͈̥̫͈̯̝͈̼̝͖̪̼͒̈́̇̀̀̋̓͗͑̔̈̆͆̎̈́̍̒̔̍́͒̔̒͒̓̂̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅḩ̷̡̡̡̢̡̨̨̩̻͇̤̩̻͓̲̯͚̼̹̙̭̜̪̗̙͔̮͓̮͈̮̮̈͑̑̄̇̈́̈́̑̎̉́̓̂̆͌͒̈́͗̀̎̐̚͝ͅͅh̸̛̛͕̬̖̟̫͂̌̒̑̀̐̓͗̇̒́̇̀̉̅̋̒̆̇͛͒̂̍̆̏̈́̎͊̀̑̀͘͠͝͠͝ͅh̸̢̛̛̭̠̫̉͑̇̆̆̇̇͆̈́̽̅͆͛̄̽͊̃̌͛̋̍̀̚̚̚͝͝͠͝͝ͅ
@erinmccay12133 жыл бұрын
3:47 that one went from 0 to 100 real fricking quick
@5.7moy3 жыл бұрын
I’d did...
@lourenzreniva17462 жыл бұрын
My favorite one actually
@danielwood68334 жыл бұрын
4:47 the memes were so mainstream that we don't even refer to him as Lightning McQueen anymore. He is, now and forever, Speed.
@satriadicky37323 жыл бұрын
I mean his first word is "i am Speed" so technically he is Speed
@roberine72413 жыл бұрын
How do the cars in Cars reproduce?
@karollmao19643 жыл бұрын
@@roberine7241 ...same way as humans?? I hope not .
@myhand42723 жыл бұрын
@@PeelingCeiling35 the car split
@cow-stealin-gal4 жыл бұрын
8:21 Error: Soul had just left.
@cow-stealin-gal4 жыл бұрын
Update: It came back.
@gremlinteddy4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@bruhmoments24624 жыл бұрын
Souljaboy had just left.
@zoraz82553 жыл бұрын
undertale meme
@finger67973 жыл бұрын
Hienz ad
@CommunistFBI4 жыл бұрын
Have y'all seen the new flex paste? It is (and I quote) "Very useful at penetrating and filling small holes"
@derekstronf18374 жыл бұрын
I think Phil just has a thing for using power tools. Don't get me wrong, I'll buy the paste. It's just that Phil may have an addiction.
@walterdog82584 жыл бұрын
Hehe boi
@coolqist53704 жыл бұрын
"Also available in black"
@ghostkitty48614 жыл бұрын
Your comment had 69 likes, so I liked it, now you have 70 No 69 for you
@CommunistFBI4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostkitty4861 That's a lotta damage
@shadowfang2694 жыл бұрын
"don't let the cat out no matter what it tells you" "why does it look like the cat's going through meth withdrawals?" That's. Why. The. Cat. Isn't. Allowed. Outside!
@Starfish_Manatee4 жыл бұрын
Yea, we already made that mistake with the dogs, im still wondering who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?
@ianharrison57584 жыл бұрын
manatee 1985 I howled at this series of comments
@yourlocalfbigirl76024 жыл бұрын
Hello.
@toonaishere3 жыл бұрын
I read cat as car LMAO
@Vulcannyx3 жыл бұрын
Ur pfp cool
@Nimatoir4 жыл бұрын
Y'all talk about how old the PS4 is while I'm over here playing outdated Minecraft on my PS3 I have recently updated my Minecraft. While the PS3 is still old, I still love it.
@Parambolumberienriatta4 жыл бұрын
Gta Online on PS3
@naeimaelghami38723 жыл бұрын
Wanna play dude
@residentkane3 жыл бұрын
Wow. Outdated Minecraft. Haven't seen or heard of that in a while.
@flamesamurai63153 жыл бұрын
Hey, PS3 Minecraft still has Zombie Pigmen.
@Cursedbox0093 жыл бұрын
Same
@everythingthrice25824 жыл бұрын
Black Guy: *You know what's a joke, my life!* Me: *Now THAT'S a dark joke!*
@Lev1b1234 жыл бұрын
Everything Thrice eh..ehh.. why.... just-...why
@Jaeisthename4 жыл бұрын
*No.*
@KealohaAlamea4 жыл бұрын
@@Lev1b123 R/cursedcomments
@inktheone59334 жыл бұрын
*this joke goes back to the 60s*
@781rcac4 жыл бұрын
now THATS a dark joke
@figg19424 жыл бұрын
6:31 me: what the f.. Damien: YOOOO THATS SOOOOOO NARLY
@janreiafrica4 жыл бұрын
"Punish me Daddy, for I have sinned" Just because you're *correct,* that doesn't mean that you're *right.*
@bdanmcg21704 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry daddy, I've been naughty" FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S "FORGIVE ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!" 😂
@Cru0r7774 жыл бұрын
Owo WHATS this I have been naughty big furry daddy please punish me with your big stick
@iceberglettuce11904 жыл бұрын
Pretty much.
@nadir45624 жыл бұрын
@@Cru0r777 get the fuck outta here
@countchompula18964 жыл бұрын
You’ve been a bad girl time for your spanking
@QFlo4 жыл бұрын
8:14 I can FEEL the anger in Damien's voice while reading this, and honestly that's rare
@theblasblas4 жыл бұрын
It's misdirected anger.
@monolith2534 жыл бұрын
theblasblas Whaddya mean?
@theblasblas4 жыл бұрын
@@HelghastStalker Of course. A distinction must be made between pedophiles and child molesters.
@luketheunlucky76324 жыл бұрын
@@theblasblas wtf
@theblasblas4 жыл бұрын
@@luketheunlucky7632 What? You don't agree that if they haven't harmed anyone they should be treated as a human being with rights? Because that is what NOMAPs are fighting for
@synthemagician46864 жыл бұрын
I know this wasn't posted that long ago, but Damien sounds so much different in the recent videos on his channel, like he's more relaxed or something. Absolutely love Damien Lee, such a legend. Which is... Not different than anyone on Emkay honestly. Emkay always has such great people.
@theblackmoonguitarist17194 жыл бұрын
“Who doesn’t know about blind people?” “Deaf People probably never heard of em” *W H E E Z E*
@senshiuchu4414 жыл бұрын
You NEED to say "My namien is Damien and it will always be the samien."
@generalbluetooth32714 жыл бұрын
HorrorTale Lucidia yes
@generalbluetooth32714 жыл бұрын
Yes
@generalbluetooth32714 жыл бұрын
I’m commenting so more people see it and he sees it yay MAYBE consodered
@generalbluetooth32714 жыл бұрын
Yes
@generalbluetooth32714 жыл бұрын
I agree
@elimoody96264 жыл бұрын
4:02 “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”
@explolsivecake20454 жыл бұрын
9:35 I imagined an old woman standing next to this guy and just going “mmmmmm” in a growly voice. The man falls asleep from this and the woman gets on all fours and wraps her arms around this man’s poor wife, slowly absorbing her
@sjdungon4 жыл бұрын
Okay, this is fucking cursed.
@thewatcher53054 жыл бұрын
U R WORSE THAN FURRIES
@countchompula18964 жыл бұрын
Bet I could digest her faster
@lurxx51204 жыл бұрын
You sir need Jesus hail Satan I mean wat.....
@lurxx51204 жыл бұрын
@@countchompula1896 oh yeah..
@epicgamertime51984 жыл бұрын
4:37 mine does the same. “Daddy has been watching over us and Daddy has been helpings us, love Daddy for he has been helping us” a quote from my church.
@silver_eagl48804 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail image aged like fine wine
@biglad33894 жыл бұрын
His laugh gives me a lot of the happy
@PridefulSinner4 жыл бұрын
yes
@TetraSky4 жыл бұрын
@@PridefulSinner No
@Biellien4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the *HAPPY*
@Zvyezdavodna4 жыл бұрын
THE GOOD CHEMICALS
@noahholden90144 жыл бұрын
*HAPPY MCFAPPY*
@trnspncy4 жыл бұрын
nobody: damien when something is funny: get *w h e e z e d*
@arazet4 жыл бұрын
What is one thing you’re 100% sure you’ve been doing wrong your whole life? Me: *being alive*
@darn97174 жыл бұрын
*no*
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
That's the only right thing you can do!
@insertsomethingrelatable24944 жыл бұрын
i think ive been breathing wrong i think im supposed to inhale co2 and not h2o
@cherresoda4 жыл бұрын
King Memedede oh yeah i heard that was a disorder called fish
@watevr4evr4 жыл бұрын
@@cherresoda u mean plant
@bubbles28934 жыл бұрын
I freaking love this man’s voice acting whenever he needs to in his videos. Spot on my friend, Spot on
@dumpertron13 жыл бұрын
8:31 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@deinos12294 жыл бұрын
Damien's laugh sounds like me when I have an asthma attack How and why the fuck did i get so many likes
@President_Starscream4 жыл бұрын
Hail the king!
@g9luvsyoutube4 жыл бұрын
Long life the King!
@oiltoast37234 жыл бұрын
I could imagine you having a asthma attack and people asking what was the funny meme was.
@shuyotirah91324 жыл бұрын
@@oiltoast3723 "help....me-" "huh? Help Me? Is that a new meme"
@user-xo1oh9tl4l4 жыл бұрын
M0ns7er Z3r0 r/roasted
@luke72264 жыл бұрын
No one: Damien: He’S gOt A pOwErFuL fInGeR
@Reactiontime60004 жыл бұрын
yEs PLeAsE 🤤
@dr.freshmemes36964 жыл бұрын
STAR FINGER
@cheesenipspartymix4 жыл бұрын
Stop saying these shit no one meme comments this format is the most dead and unfunny plague of youtube comments out there
@Ethan_Blades4 жыл бұрын
@@cheesenipspartymix Quit being an asshole. If you don't like a comment, dislike and move on. Report it if it violates KZbin's rules (which this one doesn't). That's why the buttons are there.
@superkirby494 жыл бұрын
STAR FINGER
@beans62384 жыл бұрын
Person: Headless horseman Person 2: Horseless headman Me, an intellectual: headhorse manless
@definitelynotamexicanskele69134 жыл бұрын
@IAmNotHuman 1337 lesshorse manhead Beat that
@definitelynotamexicanskele69134 жыл бұрын
Headless horse
@nersie46994 жыл бұрын
horseless headless horsemann
@definitelynotamexicanskele69134 жыл бұрын
manless lesshorse horsehead
@Plooooof4 жыл бұрын
Lessman horseless headman
@Red-nj6xe4 жыл бұрын
4:23 I no joke actually gagged at this. Almost lost lunch That’s enough internet for today lol
@wannabemari4 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy the PS4 came out THE SAME YEAR AS FROZEN! like bruh how can we have something good and then something TERRIBLE
@tl18824 жыл бұрын
Both suck.
@FlawdaBwoy074 жыл бұрын
Exactly TL
@wannabemari4 жыл бұрын
Evan Hinojosa oh you’re one of THOSE An imbecile.
@skippy86134 жыл бұрын
I like ps4 at least it’s better than xbox
@DndBirb86594 жыл бұрын
Kymogos r/wooosh
@saithamaa4 жыл бұрын
Lightning McQueen didn't win 7 piston cups to be called "speed"
@chocolatesensei56484 жыл бұрын
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP
@StaphyJr4 жыл бұрын
"Okay, focus. Speed. I am Speed." - Speed, 2006
@Ninetails20004 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what, that other car is gonna get that piston in their cup.
@callmestubz4 жыл бұрын
When you are early so you get to see all the first comments *fresh prince with camera*
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
Ok so guys This video Epic
@sandwich11724 жыл бұрын
7:18 My little cousin came over and destroyed my Lego X-wing. I still have Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 figures
@Plooooof4 жыл бұрын
Do you also have his body because I'm kind of hungry
@mollyhansen43364 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@bobberman46414 жыл бұрын
Was it the UC X-wing?
@sandwich11724 жыл бұрын
Not uc
@sandwich11724 жыл бұрын
9677 I don't know where the R2-D2 came from
@pixiebubbles26284 жыл бұрын
7:13 I swear there's an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where some guys high off their ass who injected themselves with the goo from Glowsticks into their viens. They glowed, but died.
@RaBobKa90014 жыл бұрын
6:30 I didn't react. That's what my enemies see though.
@khjsznn4 жыл бұрын
i like how damien literally laughs when he says it’s not funny
@20fupusplayer24 жыл бұрын
4:25 I want to puke out of disgust but I'm also impressed by his resolve.
@maggiemagz55194 жыл бұрын
*sucks on sink drainage pipe* This tastes like a blue raspberry slurpee
@20fupusplayer24 жыл бұрын
@@maggiemagz5519 how do people not completely finish a cup of slurpee. Isn't that hard just suck.
@4sight8584 жыл бұрын
1:30 It Cost 400 Dollars to fire this Rubber Band Minigun, in 12 Seconds
@DragunD054 жыл бұрын
Karol Justin Lector WHO TOUCHED SASHA!
@caelidrin4 жыл бұрын
I think I'm gonna take Sasha out to a steak dinner tonight. Whataya think about that?
@4sight8584 жыл бұрын
@@caelidrin ÑÝËŢ!
@caelidrin4 жыл бұрын
I'm too fast for ya!
@4sight8584 жыл бұрын
'Heavy uses Natasha'
@sleepiestorm48844 жыл бұрын
9:08 HOLY FRICK THE BEE ON THE SIGN IS THE MASCOT OF MY SCHOOL! holy Jesus Christ
@melodiousgames3424 жыл бұрын
KZbin has decided to recommend this at an awkward tine
@obissyanna4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do I just enjoy listening to Damien talk in the background while I'm doing things? It's kinda relaxing.
@thundrrcloud68384 жыл бұрын
4:37 When I was at church summer camp one year, it was just a room filled with middle schoolers, and the pastor going, “HE IS YOUR DADDY.” And I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my life.
@Chunkboi3 жыл бұрын
“What are you doing, step-Jesus?”
@ShadowHawk24Real4 жыл бұрын
6:27 don't worry, Damien. That probably came from r/TrevorHenderson
@kermitthefrog66994 жыл бұрын
Damien is going crazy at 6:35 there is nothing there Ya got bamboozled
@gunsandroses8963 жыл бұрын
A rubber band minigun. That is certainly worthy to be added to my weapon collection aka the weapons cache
@whiteface513abandonedchann83 жыл бұрын
What else do you have, I have a shovel-flamethrower hybrid and a stop sign fused to an AK47
@snooglers4 жыл бұрын
0:43 that’s not the line... “I’m the king of the world!”
@Kjf3654 жыл бұрын
Mandela effect?
@snooglers4 жыл бұрын
kjf 365 he’s the guy who died in prison right? I forget...
@Kjf3654 жыл бұрын
@@snooglers Everyone thought he died in prison, but actually he didn't. See? It got you too.
@snooglers4 жыл бұрын
kjf 365 Mirror, mirror, on the chic-fil-a wall, “Luke, I am your father” after all... Berenstain 😁👍 some of my favorites
@brokenwave61254 жыл бұрын
@@Kjf365 No...just a dumbass. No one thinks the quote is "im on top of the world"...thats stupid
@jonasong11304 жыл бұрын
r/Cursedcomments | CURSE CORRUPTION Me: *looks at the title* Also me: *Thinks about African Children and A Horde of Vikings*
@itexplodes38244 жыл бұрын
we're sorry okay--
@pikminfan12864 жыл бұрын
If you don't care then why respond?
@lancetheking75244 жыл бұрын
4:37 WHY IS THIS FUNNY, HES LAUGH MAKES IT MORE FUNNY THAN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, AND HES VOICE 4:32 first part
@MicahPape4 жыл бұрын
The kid who ate crayons: I AM POWER The kid who took a dump under the desk: are you sure about that?
@zacharytiatto65604 жыл бұрын
6:26 Damien: That's so cool looking! Me: Oh dads home.
@Loftiii3 жыл бұрын
What was that btw
@jaquaviusvonquayquayiii54634 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this simultaneously with my phone and PS4 *_AND_* TV
@vienlacrose4 жыл бұрын
What an absolute power move. Just straight up king shit. Congrats, son. Great job, I'm proud of you.
@impazie4 жыл бұрын
Watching this while watching netflix and playing Minecraft on my xbox.
@fedyfabuh31004 жыл бұрын
Just need a switch and Xbox one-
@shartboy40264 жыл бұрын
NessPlays r/madlad
@riler59424 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up and there is that weird furry man staring at you and saying this: 1:07
@AiryAary3 жыл бұрын
That's why i have an M1 Garand on my shelf all the time. If you're lucky you could get burnt by the flamethrower
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H3 жыл бұрын
Hey, at least I’m not a Jake Paul fan!
@elevated87724 жыл бұрын
not even in my notifications
@thatspookagain40304 жыл бұрын
Same lol :clap:
@YurinanAcquiline4 жыл бұрын
Didn't this video just get uploaded 3 minutes ago? Give KZbin some time
@hsmacaraig4 жыл бұрын
Same
@elevated87724 жыл бұрын
@@YurinanAcquiline No 28 seconds for me. youtube gets no time
@noahcoulombe41253 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite subreddit
@squirreltamer25483 жыл бұрын
I literally almost puked while laughing hysterically at the “sink snacks” bit.
@marcelc4694 жыл бұрын
6:28 When You Can’t React To The Post
@mickgorro4 жыл бұрын
2:04: That's more like r/technicallythetruth. UPDATE Not sure whether I was referring to the bottom comment in that thread ("Deaf people probably haven't heard of em") or I meant 2:06.
@jshywashy20674 жыл бұрын
Mick Gorro just rapidly press the time stamp lmao
@mickgorro4 жыл бұрын
@@jshywashy2067 Edited
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun4 жыл бұрын
*_Rubber Band Minigun_* I would now be the War Lord of the Classroom
@joeytheecho91234 жыл бұрын
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I gotta buy one so I can shoot my crush with it 😂😂
@Wanja01YT4 жыл бұрын
emkay without damien isnt emkay
@plonk20624 жыл бұрын
True
@ericheath20954 жыл бұрын
You can hear the pain in emkay's voice at about 8:10
@fishingking13462 жыл бұрын
Was he talking about Ben or the pedo
@Phatnaru00024 жыл бұрын
TECHNICALLY pedophilia isn’t a felony, it’s just the state of mind. The crime comes in if they act on it- - aaaand, I’m on a list now
@TechnoEstate4 жыл бұрын
_"The crime comes in if they act on it"_ Actually, even then, it's not necessarily a felony. For example, where I'm from (socialist Europe), it's perfectly legal for adult men to have sex with 15yo girls. And yes: you're on a list now. Welcome to the club, comrade. 🕶
@Phatnaru00024 жыл бұрын
TechnoEstate 15 wouldn’t be pedo philia. That has a different name that i can’t remember.
@TechnoEstate4 жыл бұрын
@@Phatnaru0002 _"[Having sex with girls aged]15 wouldn’t be pedo philia."_ Ssssure... whatever works for you, buddy. 😁
@theblasblas4 жыл бұрын
@@Phatnaru0002 It's ephebophelia IIRC. There's also Hebephilia which is around 11 to 14 years old.
@Phatnaru00024 жыл бұрын
@@theblasblas Yeah, that's the one. There's really nothing wrong with ephebophilia. Most men are an ephebophiles, including myself, cause it's still the body of a woman, but we need to have laws for it regardless, because the mind underneath still has more growing it needs to do.
@moonytoons5954 жыл бұрын
yayyyyy I just watched one of your r/cursedcomments and it was so funny
@rajkumar-sr3op4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: Damien :happy wheezing sounds 2:02
@zahkrosis6663 жыл бұрын
1:14 I hope people dont actually believe that happens.
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H3 жыл бұрын
You and me both
@harryguidotti38154 жыл бұрын
2:00 Bro! Sounded like a car swerving to avoid hitting something!
@simonsenaviev75414 жыл бұрын
0:05 When you're so gangsta that you get 16 trillion likes
@thanasispapazoglou81354 жыл бұрын
16 tons*
@purebloodwhiteboy4 жыл бұрын
@@thanasispapazoglou8135 how tf you gonna weigh likes in tons?
@thanasispapazoglou81354 жыл бұрын
@@purebloodwhiteboy you write the code that allows you to write on pieces of paper .You weight their amount and then multiply by the amount of likes you want to find the weight of .
@purebloodwhiteboy4 жыл бұрын
@@thanasispapazoglou8135 i mistyped it, im asking how your number of likes can be counted in a way of measuring weight.
@thanasispapazoglou81354 жыл бұрын
@@purebloodwhiteboy that is what is bothering you lmao
@youraveragejojofan28014 жыл бұрын
0:00 "STAR FINGER!"
@qymaenjaisheelal51424 жыл бұрын
0:45 actually like a whole province in the netherlands in under sea level soooo.......
@nexusgiga4 жыл бұрын
I love when Damien laughs he just becomes shaggy for a split second. Like I want him to voice shaggy in a cartoon
@torystonk16932 жыл бұрын
Man, you are my favorite narrator by a mile Damien
@adamghost50532 жыл бұрын
1:25 LMAO, SAME
@DannyGamerXD484 жыл бұрын
Ok so I was just casually scrolling through my recommendations while drinking some soda and the thumbnail just made me turn into a sprinkler from laughter
@aidanwhitehead85374 жыл бұрын
Emkay once again trying to hide his laughter from his younger audience.
@supremekingend86444 жыл бұрын
3:49 awwwwww for me thank you random guy
@thetophatt4 жыл бұрын
Hey Damien if you love that creature look up Trevor Henderson!
@Ysemor4 жыл бұрын
8:14 look dude. its not something you choose. Im on a help forum for these people and do you know how many people on there suffer from heavy depression and are sometimes downright suicidal after they find out? NOMAP stands for non offending, which means that we would never ever do anything to anyone, kind of like you wouldnt. the ones that do deserve everything, but please just do a tiny bit of research before you hate. (after that you can hate all you want) I can get so frustrated at people shitting on things they dont know about and worsening the issue
@theblasblas4 жыл бұрын
THIS. It's sad that a movement that supports the protection of children is being harassed because of what is essentially thought policing.
@holtonmody57253 жыл бұрын
1:57 raise awareness? more like raise the dots so the blind people can feel them
@jrmock81654 жыл бұрын
3:40 I do this to my classmates every night It's one of my hobbies I still have the stains It was such a fun play date
@sanuharu64004 жыл бұрын
I am planning this
@sanuharu64004 жыл бұрын
Jk
@sanuharu64004 жыл бұрын
I know this is not reddit
@riotxfrosty95764 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@RealBigDLil Жыл бұрын
“Mario at the abortion clinic” made me lmao so hard.
@josuke90854 жыл бұрын
Damien's wheeze is music to my ears
@willowie.064 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how to feel about Damien pronouncing OwO as UwU.
@moton_sk57924 жыл бұрын
8:05 i read philadelphia. i think it was better
@joncarlson7544 жыл бұрын
1:01 As a furry, I SWEAR THIS IS NOT TRUE.
@tomymas384 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Southparkfan5982 жыл бұрын
All three of you have lost privileges to pets
@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA8 ай бұрын
@@Southparkfan598they said it’s not true. Also furry isn’t synonymous with Z00phile
@Southparkfan5988 ай бұрын
@@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don’t remember commenting this, but I think it was to Zoophile Furries, not Furries in general I was kinda anti furry a few years ago
@thetaylors43484 жыл бұрын
Emkay this video cheered me up when my papa died i miss him thank you so much for these videos
@connor20063 жыл бұрын
This was my first EmKay vid I watched like 2 months ago to this day
@chessnitemayr4 жыл бұрын
Actually, Leonardo DiCaprio said "I'm king of the world" not "I'm on top of the world", so that whole post was actually moronic. Lmao.
@ianmoseley99104 жыл бұрын
Chess Nitemayr "top of the world" was another actor and another movie
@Combustive_cheese5762 жыл бұрын
0:23 yes this is indeed cursed
@wilburmeows4 жыл бұрын
When you're so early the only comments are the "first" comments
@gabrielmanjarrez95823 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Emkay popped up in my recommend
@onyx465574 жыл бұрын
9:12 OKAY hold up. That has our school mascot. That's not a bee! That's a yellow jacket! 😂