r/Cursedcomments | GET OUT

[@TheGreyKami]

Fun fact: In the German Cinderella, when she became queen at the end, Cinderella tortured her step sisters! Lesson learned, don't screw with people, you never know who's ending up in power.

[@alvianekka80]

German folktales didn't mess around.

[@Milzki_Milzko]

Das stimmt definitiv nicht

[@Elunatrix]

@@Milzki_Milzko It probably is knowing the origins of most fairytales

[@Milzki_Milzko]

@@Elunatrix I was joking cause I said that in german and yeah

[@Elunatrix]

@@Milzki_Milzko ah I see lol

[@brockbracken318]

If someone asks me “what would you use to survive a zombie apocalypse?” I would say “plants”.

[@Namato360]

The pea shooters would make an excellent Fleshlight

[@ecave3435]

@@Namato360 until the pea blow up your sausage covering it in a delicious sauce

[@Namato360]

@@ecave3435 Nah I decapitate it so I don't get the shooter effect. Tried it on humans first and it always seemed to work.

[@ashleykozior2067]

I hate it here.

[@brockbracken318]

@@ashleykozior2067 why?

[@erenender66]

Robin being confused at the Corpse Husband lyrics is incredibly amusing to me, and just know it made at least 1 person mad

[@midnight.ash11]

im that one person 🥲

[@sadricshanemoller6105]

Yea... i got mad for a sec before i started to smile

[@erenender66]

Well i stand corrected, looks like it made _2_ people mad

[@babowasalwayshere]

How dryly and without rhythm he always reads song lyrics is oddly amusing to me lol

[@thePhoenixQueen]

@@erenender66 Make it 3

[@mirratheartist]

Fun fact about the "Vietnamese version of Cinderella": Within the story, the stepsister and the stepmother both have tried to kill Tam (the Cinderella in this story) multiple times after she reincarnated multiple times (taking the form of many different objects) to stop her from regaining her position as queen. There are several different versions of the story's ending, most being less brutal than the one shown in the video.

[@RGC_animation]

But that's one heck of a come back tho.

[@nhat4359]

The ending I liked is that Tam kill her sister and use her corpse to make a delicious sauce and send to the mother. When she ate most of it, the corpse skull appears. She realize that's her daughter and die of shock

[@yourepathetic6706]

Fun fact, no one cares or asked

[@mirratheartist]

@@nhat4359 Funnily enough, when I first read about the story as a child, that's the ending that was in the book XD

[@Moon_Puff]

@@yourepathetic6706 comments like these manage to waste space on the internet

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

All for Robin cracking up. Makes my day every time hearing his laugh.

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

I once searched up "human heads" on Google for some kind of school project, ended up getting images of Severed heads I was in like 2nd grade, that shit was horrifying to see

[@Vexxel256]

You should have added a “for kids school” and you would have gotten drawings

[@untrouble8191]

I am sorry

[@andres_david25]

@@Vexxel256 Or school kids severed heads, it's up to the algorithm 🤷

[@r3dsunl1ght15]

Once I searched up “ways to die” on google so I could see different ways I could kill off my story characters and the suicide hotline showed up. I’m pretty sure the FBI is on me now lmao

[@Nioureux]

The writers struggle. Looking up things that put you on watch lists. Most people don't look up how to make an IED with household materials.

[@SageNotes]

the exact same thing happened to me when I googled "most painful ways to die" for the purpose of a book XD

[@kayvalencourt]

I've done this before. Life of a writer smh

[@azula9830]

I did the same "how many pills itll take u to die" then the hotline is the answer. BRUH

[@obbyg4ming905]

google just assumes we're all suicidal not complaining or blaming them though. infact i think they should keep it that way

[@imgrankie7176]

10:00 can confirm it was the first version, the sister bone was put in a fish sause jar. Since fish sause has a dark color to it, so only when nearly finish does the mother see the bones

[@raziasultana5222]

Reading memes for 7 HOURS? That cannot be healthy.

[@lukiValent]

redditors:

[@swaggestcat]

@@lukiValent streamers:

[@raziasultana5222]

69 likes too nice

[@Kiblia]

The clam with clinical depression needs help, they said. Bring it to the therapist, they said. Now it's spitting pearls up and i'm not sure if i should do the heimlich maneuver or get a jewelry bag out.

[@wizardsuth]

A couple are shopping when the grocer notices that the husband keeps bobbing his head and pecking at things. He asks the wife what's going on and she says, "Don't worry. He just thinks he's a chicken." The grocer tells her his brother is a psychiatrist, and that if the husband went to see him maybe he could be cured. The wife glares at the grocer and angrily replies, "Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, what with the price you charge for eggs!"

[@Fun.y]

I want a one hour cursed comments special with all the narrators

[@Comic3665]

first non-bot response, i agree, and the compilations they upload dont count

[@thatrandomcreeper69420]

⬆️why bot

[@PirateShux]

They already did that a while ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2rKcnmii9uneZY

[@PirateShux]

@@Comic3665 why would they not count

[@Comic3665]

@@PirateShux because theyre re-used videos, not a new one made specifically for a collab. id want to see their interactions in a collab, and re-using videos isnt going to probide that

[@patbracken]

Speaking of accidental NSFW searches, when I was in school I was doing some project on stages of a person's life. Searching for baby pics was fine. Toddler pics, fine. Child pics, fine. Imagine my surprise when I got to 'teen pics'.

[@huwfairley693]

👌

[@atroposV]

oh no no no

[@Arterexius]

I searched for _Ebony_ expecting to find Ebony armor and tools from Skyrim. Reality was quite different from my expectations

[@somnvm37]

looking at the last line of your first paragraph, just makes me feel watched

[@Vexxel256]

@@Arterexius what did you find?

[@einienj3281]

That thumbnail is accurate! If I heard that waking up, I would have a heart attack.. 😬😄

[@christywalker5046]

Keep up the good work,i love y'alls videos

[@surreealismm]

Watched the video in the "I'd rather have a console than a controller." and the beat juss SLAPS HARD

[@mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056]

Gonna say this, but the constant music shifting has me doing things from chilling and vibing, to outright dancing like a raving lunatic. I love it. Still dancing, though.

[@k31_444]

I would've never thought in my life that I would get to hear Robin narrate a Corpse song lyric like it's the news💀

[@thanhtrungnguyenhuu6672]

As a vietnamese, i can say children very enjoy "Tam Cam". They love the show, and story.

[@theswedishcommentor]

they never fail to make me happy on a rainy day.

[@cloudboy08]

tjena

[@theswedishcommentor]

@@cloudboy08 hej

[@mxmomo1791]

@@theswedishcommentor saw that at ikea

[@AbidPowa]

Finally a new video to help me zone out of existence

[@pane0_018]

Love how he's freaking out over clash royale refrences

[@ONE_sunnyday0102]

@did a thing No

[@rylancharlie2335]

lol

[@pane0_018]

@did a thing that's a miss dude

[@Animefan_7153-0]

I was searching for this comment, seeing if anyone else in the comemnts played clash royale too, btw, the new fire spirit(and heal spirit but I don't have enough gems)emote is cool

[@pane0_018]

​@@Animefan_7153-0so true

[@squeaktheswan2007]

5:43 Well, the eyes could be made of snow with coal pieces and ice over it.

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

1:05 IT'S ME!

[@TrashPANDA658]

That’s awesome! Good for you!

[@groundedhippo9356]

1:52 I once heard a joke that went over everyone’s heads, then suddently it pops and some people start to get at it. Reminded me of a skeleton barrel, made me want to throw down a baby dragon to melt those outdated jokers.

[@eeperrrrrrrr]

reading memes for a living sounds like a fun job

[@yourepathetic6706]

If you like being a poor loser than sure

[@ryancharlton404]

What do you have against emkay narrators

[@yourepathetic6706]

@@ryancharlton404 ain’t no talking to you, especially if you use a Batman icon hahahaha grow up kid

[@skystuff9913]

@You’re pathetic Poor? I don’t think so, and how would you know? Loser? An entertaining loser.

[@ay.z1382]

Watching emkay at 3am is always the best

[@theclumsydweeb815]

3 Am? Wow that’s late. Rn for me it’s the morning

[@ntlz5899]

Tru tru

[@Elunatrix]

@@theclumsydweeb815 it’s 15:52 for me lmao

[@gabeswatchaccount9229]

I can feel the soul of Robin slowly being sucked out of existence

[@jennyneon]

(1:15) When you inject the wrong steroids:

[@SethTheSouthernWeirdo]

Thanks for the content today. I've been throwing up, so it's been kinda rough at the time of writing this. However, when I see you guys react to insane people, it makes me feel better. Thanks for that.

[@Piixie_Hollow]

Emkay is the literal term of an handy man.

[@cadenvickery3382]

“I’ve been reading memes for 7 hours” I feel you bro 😂

[@Left_Joy-Con]

KZbin's algorithm has just blessed me with the Top Gear video "A race to run out of fuel in Ukraine!" A few recent comments on there worthy of this subreddit.

[@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112]

7:23 When you're starving and you need to resort on cannibalism, you are supposed to eat the bone marrow with the flesh too. Because if your meal was starving too they have no fat in their muscles and you need some to digest meat. *Don't let their sacrifice be in vain!*

[@Namato360]

I have a hate-hate-love relationship with this sub

[@moonswall0wer]

Lmao same

[@rem-rem7178]

9:31 That caught me of guard

[@puppy9745]

8:24 Bro lookin like he pre-ordered the bible

[@oliviasommerville4733]

r/rareinsults

[@vexgnos5184]

“What innocent search ended up being NSFW?” I once searched “whats the difference between korean, chinese and japanede writing” never again

[@vexgnos5184]

@The Tomato i have no idea :,)

[@pastelk]

wait how did that search turn out bad?

[@vexgnos5184]

@@pastelk idk

[@ul8532]

I once was searching about a particular Pokémon, decidueye to be more precise to make a gijinka version but more leaning to cryptozoology aesthetic, well i didn't ever imagine i would see what i did.

[@xiao8811]

1:16 He built like an Ark character when you press random

[@shrekiscool4743]

The clash royale conversation read by a non-player without context was hilarious

[@jotarosans7540]

1:49 thats clash royale the mega knight is a unit with a lot of health that does damage when he is spawned because of his heavy armor and steel gloves the witch is a ranged unit that spawns 4 skeletons every like, 10 seconds the golem is basically a pile of rocks that came to life that has a ton of health and splits into 2 golemites when it dies the inferno tower is a tower that shoots a laser beam at the opponent. the beam does damage fast. it does low damage that casually increases with every hit

[@cheezytoxins8652]

1:52 an old friend of mine decided to play a game where we look up a color then a food, he suggested blue waffles

[@ShinobuUwU230]

Instead play baby blue

[@theonewhoasked5969]

"you dont know me but hear me out" That what would a time traveler says

[@HER0_]

1:20 they were talking about clash of clans. In the game, witches summon skeletons, and golems are huge like that one guy they were talking about, also when you kill a golem, it turns into smaller “Mini golems.” Hope This helps.

[@SerreVid-dt8sm]

I love you, thank you for helping me with ur content.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Wait so how *DO* blind people know when they've wiped properly???

[@Vexxel256]

They lick

[@Song_Bird.]

Lovin that undertale music in the background. So peaceful when the video is so….. interesting

[@PuddinLord]

1:50 always good to look at the reddit server you’re in lmao

[@slaughterofelysium]

9:57 Cartman moments

[@insanebruh9678]

Hey Juan. Don't let that guy ride you

[@boris12950]

@Esna Dilta another bot

[@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind]

"What's the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up?" Me, an intellectual: Hey, you. You're finally awake.

[@eclipse_antx7937]

1:59 did that exact thing to my sister 4 years ago

[@POTTER_-rx8bv]

Love you guys i watch your videos everyday time i get home from work

[@boris12950]

@Esna Dilta tf is this?

[@normalhuman9878]

A strangely small amount of people seem to know that in the brothers Grimm version her stepsisters got their eyes pecked out by birds But I know I have to know Because I have to play the entire cast of Cinderella, including the step sisters and the birds, at the same time

[@wesleyward5901]

1:50 "What are they talking about!?" Robin, you're literally on r/ClashRoyale, what the hell do you think they're talking about?

[@imthatguypal2011]

Greetings from South africa guys!! Keep up the great content!

[@duckszn.]

Ok, that’s cool and all, but have you tried Kirkland Signature cheese pizza? Like your neighborhood pizzeria, the true test of any villa is it’s cheese pizza. The foundation of our Kirkland Signature Cheese Pizza is the crisp, delicate breadcrumb crust with a touch of honey. It’s lightly topped with a robust Italian sauce, made from tomato purée and finished with generous portions of a blend of mozzarella and white cheddar cheese. A great pizza that delivers fantastic flavor alone or with the addition of your favorite toppings.

[@nikitakapanadze5715]

i have been waiting for cursed comments.. it's my all time favorite.

[@savcunningham6067]

I love your videos so much, they always make me feel better after a hard day.Thankyou

[@baileyellison642]

1:52 “chocolate eye candy” we were looking to see if chocolates shaped like eyeballs existed, like the gummy ones but whole balls

[@Maozedongcat]

I watching this while there’s police cars 2 ambulances and what might be a crime scene.

[@Talkingbucket6439]

This is my response to the title card: “Oh, good, you’re awake!” As you’re being hauled away in a horse wagon

[@mindlessgonzo]

The early comments vs late comments is false. I was early to a Roast My Car posting and yet I wasn't top comment. Reddit's a mysterious place with no rhyme or reason, unless you get gud.

[@yourepathetic6706]

Maybe it’s because you’re incredibly uninteresting and can’t construct a legible sentence.

[@datdoginme]

Dude, r u ok😳 0:20

[@hoppi.n]

Mm you ever just watch emkay and enjoy the video. I know i do.

[@catguy5425]

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

[@wynnt1]

The response to the CorpseHusband song got me lol

[@ireneparkin3360]

Redditor:- *Asks about what creepiest thing to say to someone who just woke up.* Me:- "Hey, you're finally awake."

[@wizardsuth]

"Don't try to move."

[@cozmecs5051]

is that a reference >_0

[@ireneparkin3360]

@@cozmecs5051 yes.

[@yourgenerickid1109]

8:35 fun fact,I live in China,our national anthem mentions about building a wall with corpses of our fallen comrades.

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

1:14 for future reading, this is called "synthol"

[@naobunn9841]

1:52 I was watching video talking about something called a tenga egg and looked it up out of curiosity. I genuinely thought it was something for kids 😭😭

[@couchpuhtater]

“Throat-killing work” There’s another term for that. Blow(umm)work.

[@krychur4956]

glad to know I'm not the only one who used to watch Matlock with Andy Griffith.

[@revoltage4181]

1:49 who else saw that one coming?

[@thebarrel1051]

Every day...we are getting closer to insanity

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

Now chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too!

[@jeremyryan9890]

1:50 They are talking about the game Clash Royale. Where you place cards down and the person to destroy the most towers or 3 crown for insta win. Before time is up wins.

[@PlayrR3D156]

2:12 This feels more inspiring than cursed.

[@DogsWithPurpose]

First one belonged in rare insults.

[@mr.infernal1380]

First seconds into the content and Robin is already traumatised

[@ihavenoideaforaname3408]

0:45 yooo there is actually a zombie movie about something like that but different XD My brother is watching it with my aunt and uncle

[@venus_de_lmao]

The answer to the last one is apparently that they fold the paper in half, and they're done when it doesn't stick anymore.

[@bebo4809]

I always watch emkay r/CC for funny comments but this is the most cursed video I have seen on this channel

[@guts60]

3:50 Top ten anime betrayals

[@pizzamom555]

'dismissed' usually means there wasn't enough evidence in the first place.

[@aether-music]

the one about Mega Knight LMAO

[@riflebirb435]

Emkay video in an emkay video, emkayseption

[@05-1council2]

0:01 advice for the horse run while your back works

[@SassyDerg]

Woah I commented in that you got a friend in me video. I berated that one jerk who said "you don't come back from infinity, grandpa."

[@nightowlowo149]

1:50 That's how the Supercell universe works.

[@enaznonnac9602]

"What are they talking about" LOOK AT THE REDDIT NAME

[@user-fn8us5jx5v]

0:31 that's what she said

[@9deekay]

really?

[@wertyuiwestia]

robin’s robin our time again! yet again very addicting so I’m binge watching xd

[@hearty0]

9:32 I laughed for a good 2 minutes while rewinding this one

[@bennyday5995]

Not him using the Cuphead sound track along with other video game songs 😂 Its a good track tho ngl

[@unnamed8978]

Strangest thing you can say in a crowd is anything, people don’t expect you to talk to them 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@vitamins3039]

no narrator is better than damien :( other narrators doesn't sound enjoying the reads or even laugh, they just give weird comments about the posts. I barely cracks a smile. Damien is such a great friend to be with, No serious voice, Very funny jokes and laugh.

[@IshijimaKairo]

6:18 Pokemon has Gardevoirs and Lopunnies, so that's 2 more pluses.

[@user-fn8us5jx5v]

You are weird

[@user-nj1qc7uc9c]

1:52 Me: "cream hsv" Google: ha! You fool! Hsv doesnt just stand for hue, saturation, value

[@lilitalian97]

"I'm choking you, I think dating is out of the question" Nooot exactly~✨ My kind may be into that so yes, dating is still an option~

[@vexilanimous]

i've got a pretty good one for accidentally NSFW searches, a few years back and just after the episode of steven universe where steven semi-heals the centipeedle enough for it to switch to a more humanoid form, i was talking to my sister about it and wanted to pull up an image of the alternate design, so i searched "human centipeedle." let's just say google's "did you mean..." feature was NOT very helpful that day.