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Narrator ► / xycronva

[@SniperOnSunday]

"It always comes back to Hitler, doesn't it?" YES. YES IT DOES.

[@Ghostrecall_M]

The man will be forever remembered.

[@playzify6357]

NINE

[@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776]

@@playzify6357 DOCH

[@grtech2011]

Nein***

[@eleanoraddy4683]

It bloody well should be taught MORE, not less. History repeats itself just like fashion

[@DarthSateus]

Redditor: "I made a funny comment" EmKay: "Was it a Hitler jo-" Redditor: "Its a Hitler joke...."

[@notartist2583]

I hate the fact this is true

[@chriswentz5197]

The only ways the cursed comments can get good after a round of Prorn memes without the sauce,is the Hitler jokes

[@R3dpl4yz142]

Aka thanks I love it

[@dsyrdragon3309]

I do nazi an issue with that

[@spamton.g.spamton.1164]

16:36 hehehe

[@v1p3rlotus]

... Hey Siri, is it possible to die twice?

[@orlandoexistant4339]

"How much milk is a lethal dose?"

[@brsky4224]

It is if you die right after being revived in a hospital

[@jommisalami]

Yes, I have already. 2020 is a challenge.

[@GhaniKeSawah]

Technically yes In my believes

[@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA]

I did it, it was hard but i did it. But why tf am i still alive

[@someonenamedtoby]

2:04 as a Skyrim fan, this person is correct. If you are confused, in Skyrim you are able to pickpocket any item from an npc’s inventory meaning that if “Boobs” was an item, you could steal it from someone. I’m surprised I didn’t notice this first

[@MouldMadeMind]

Are they edible?

[@someonenamedtoby]

@@MouldMadeMind I'd say it's probably just armour

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@someonenamedtoby that gives b**b armour a new meaning. Also f*ck u youtube.

[@greatestbud750]

r/Cursedcomments

[@ObamaMpreg]

Top surgery

[@flamible25]

"Mary had a little lamb, It's heart was black as coal It crept into her room one night And ate her fucking soul." this is my favourite bit lmao

[@dsyrdragon3309]

Yeah

[@Scp--op7ub]

*A M E R I C A*

[@dsyrdragon3309]

@@Scp--op7ub ngl this would be better if instead of coal it was oil but I’ll take it

[@squarohedron0664]

@@ota3933 4:25

[@fluttershy1529]

Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb One day it saw quite a bit of red in a factory Mary ate some lamb she accidentally ate her pet lamb then there was a small doggy small doggy she went to fetch a bone for the doggy when she bent down the doggy gave her a bone of his but he saw a stick come out of the dress out the dress out the dress and now the poor lady became fast food for us

[@hectorjaimes6132]

Imagine if you are cursed, now whenever you try to swear, you scream at the top of your lungs.

[@tord6725]

Scream as in “AHHHHH” or scream the word?

[@DawnDDT]

*infinite demon screeching*

[@parthivhariharan8677]

oh god i saw that part

[@hectorjaimes6132]

@@tord6725 Just screaming

[@Tw0Dots]

Shut the AHHHHHHHHH up

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Yes comrades, let us restore glorious Soviet Union. Beloved motherland

[@Otterifcation]

No you deep fried potato

[@Suikogiru]

The person: Korean The subject of the comment: Russian Me: Filipino The video's language: English MR. WORLDWIDE

[@chaseyluvsuuuu]

No❤️

[@michaelbeef5468]

daddy Kim may I pretty please have the launch codes 🥺

[@creativename773]

@@Suikogiru me: Brazilian MR. WORLDWIDE

[@emeraldadventurer254]

joke: uses a word in the english language Emkay: my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

[@HitTheFan16]

what?

[@emeraldadventurer254]

@@HitTheFan16 I'm talking about a trend I noticed where if a joke he reads is even slightly unfunny or predictable, he mocks it like it's the worst joke he's ever seen in his life. Like 11:35 for example

[@CriticalCipher]

@@emeraldadventurer254 Hanging with someone like Breezy for quite afew years would do that to you

[@cerealamog]

@@emeraldadventurer254 yeah cuz it wasnt funny lmao

[@rwholemilkisgood5050]

@@cerealamog I mean he could at least try, this is why Damien is the best narrator

[@dimandqueen4693]

what my christian school taught me was adam and eve had daughters that they didnt talk about because they were not important to the story

[@ScionStorm1]

I mean, they only gave birth to the first peoples ever. Its not like, _that_ significant. :/

[@ebolaevd-2710]

Sweet Home Alabama

[@beetleknight4661]

Ah so that's why we are all fucked up

[@weepingwillow3562]

I spit my water when I saw your profile pic

[@blackmajick1107]

Or Eve slept with.......

[@songohan3321]

Somehow, I am getting Rick Astley's song as ads now. Just why.

[@getaround1276]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

[@melitopiia4730]

@@getaround1276 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

[@Ace_0fSpades]

Rickrolled by the FBI

[@loboxpc98]

@@melitopiia4730 Never gonna run around and desert you

[@nithitos2681]

They are at every corner...

[@Hoshimaru57]

11:00 fun fact I once read that uranium CAN be used as a catalyst in fireworks as it will function the same as the normal catalyst (which I can’t remember). But it’s extremely toxic and a terrible idea.

[@youknownothingjohnsnow7475]

@@redbirdgaming7197 somebody tag this guy at least once every 6 moths. For no other reason than making him re-read his tragic attempt to make a joke.

[@Crabbob365]

@@redbirdgaming7197 yeet

[@user-iz2mp7ph4t]

@@redbirdgaming7197 e

[@moonflowww]

@@redbirdgaming7197 lol

[@order66pizzas]

@@redbirdgaming7197 a

[@ianblair783]

*sees a meme format I made* HEY WAIT *This is the highest honor a mortal can be gifted*

[@ketchupchan891]

Which one was it

[@ianblair783]

@@ketchupchan89113:34

[@ketchupchan891]

@@ianblair783 nice

[@myhamsterflewaway55]

@Ian Blair nice

[@r7ahtesham885]

I made the template of "He's out of line but he's right" but I didn't make any meme out of it so it means I didn't create it

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

True, you can never get enough. Fried pickles and ranch is a legendary combo

[@aboveaveragecat44]

I don't like ranch

[@ssuperant6537]

I don’t know, fried pickles and cherry jello is a pretty good combo

[@blend0ne.]

I believe that everyone has a opinion and shouldn't be judged on them, *but this I believe that you should be imprisoned*

[@Nox-Miles]

Bro you got brain damage

[@chesmond3737]

fried anything and ranch is delicious.

[@brianna5516]

Mary had a little lamb Click click bam No more lamb.

[@boogievoodoo08]

Whadya gonna do now Mary?? It's God's lamb now!!

[@chickennumgit1055]

Mary had a little lamb It's meat was soft as snow

[@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200]

Mary Had a Little Lamb it was no ordinary lamb for it was possessed by the devil himself at night it would creep into her room and start the process

[@dsyrdragon3309]

@@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 Mary had a little lamb It’s skin was soft as snow She crept into its room one night And killed it with a hoe

[@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200]

@@dsyrdragon3309 you mean her mom

[@lennyface8195]

If Damien played Yugioh, his ace would be: "Number 106: Giant Hand"

[@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd]

Or he just play a H.A.T deck

[@thorodinson292]

My skystriker shizuku and kagari with 25 spells in my graveyard: Lol

[@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd]

@@thorodinson292 different format my guy....

[@thorodinson292]

@@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd I just got the joke, oh my god, I'm an idiot. Let my comment be a testimony of my stupidity.

[@thespud608]

YES!

[@gort6969]

I love it when Robin swears in this video. The screams get me every time

[@BlueOysterStan]

“Face first, *AHH* second.”

[@arielthelivingcartoonhart9902]

Yes, because we all use sandpaper to dry our soggy naked flesh

[@Lactopurg4]

@@arielthelivingcartoonhart9902 Yes

[@chaospuggle6475]

"Goku just because we found you in the woods as a kid doesn't mean you can go around kidnapping children!"-Krillen

[@Xeno574]

I recognize the quote but why did you say it

[@chaospuggle6475]

Because I can? Edit I remembered it was the cat bringing home the kitten after being sterilized one that made me think of that!

[@Xeno574]

@@chaospuggle6475 I was bout to act up cuz of your first reply but glad you cleared it up before that.

[@kittycatzuka]

I saw the post at 4:20 and my brain immediately went: "Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread."

[@Puki9117]

Good idea for a greedy reboot

[@emeraldhazo8147]

420 fani nambor

[@staticanimations3678]

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB! CHK CHK BAM! NO MORE LAMB!

[@Puki9117]

@@emeraldhazo8147 Indeed

[@random_potato1265]

Lamb was a good son😔😔😔

[@gregorycooley2025]

Emkay: I thought you had to be 21 to buy pistols me:I can still shove the barrel of a rifle in my mouth if I wanted to

[@mountaingamer2540]

If the Soviet Union ever comes back it should be called the Soviet reunion Edit: I didn’t think this would be this popular thanks

[@lennerttemmerman]

I cant stop laughing

[@mountaingamer2540]

@@lennerttemmerman e

[@websitecommentator2825]

Это семейное воссоединение МАССИВНОЕ

[@mountaingamer2540]

@@websitecommentator2825 ?

[@damianruiz6294]

@@mountaingamer2540 he is part of the soviet reunion

[@ObsessionNumber39438]

A phobia of long word's is called: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[@zimmygirl777]

Seems ironic.🙄👻

[@huang111]

@@zimmygirl777 that’s the point

[@janTesika]

Great Hylia...

[@nevergonnaupload]

Lol that was my year 8 grade 7 spelling word along with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, rhombicsidodecahedron, antidisestablishmentarianism, antidisestablishmentairianist, supercalifragilisticesmealidocious, floccinaucinihilipilification, honorificabilitudinitatibus, incomprehensibilties, taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. And hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. We chose our own words just to flex on how well we could spell.

[@zimmygirl777]

@@huang111They gave it that name to troll people.😑👻

[@aaliyahjames2905]

Fun Fact: My reading period class was about to learn about Katherine on the day before she died, my teacher was doing research on her. One time she was alive, she looked her up the next day and she had died. I guess you could say she was fresh meat.

[@Polisheed]

WHAT

[@rozelia_the_octo06]

AYO? Also I signed her 100th Birthday banner up at the NASA museum a few years ago with my brother.

[@aaliyahjames2905]

@@rozelia_the_octo06 thats really cool! I bet it was fun :)

[@ifixtrees]

r/cursedcomments

[@isaacbyrne2554]

Live bait

[@atav7402]

“ Face first, dAHHHHHHHHHHHHHk second”

[@slmhnTR]

todays bad news: youtube has stopped at all of the world like 2 hours bruh

[@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA]

Not just youtube, the whole internet.

[@void1313]

i was asleep 0_0

[@slmhnTR]

@@TheOneGaming0 its normal :)

[@FennekinTheFennekin]

@Adolf Hitler Why do people make jokes about you everywhere?

[@michaelmyers5496]

I’m at the “I just want a nice car” part. My truck sucks. Both as in it’s terrible and it sucks gasoline like it’s nothing.

[@moofiche46]

F

[@brysonkuhn3290]

Lol same

[@SEGASister]

Up until now, I was simultaneously at, "I wanna be a famous artist," and, "I hope I die soon."

[@ampwavegaming1305]

@@SEGASister Same

[@Lactopurg4]

I suck gasoline too

[@rukitomikutochi8764]

I've always thought Caesar dressing and Ranch were the exact same dressing, just renamed and made to be difficult to get. I can't stand blue cheese though.

[@Katie-vg3jn]

Caesar is definitely different, both good though and yeah screw blue cheese

[@meow.610]

Same

[@gavinbander5]

Blue cheese is a gigantic failure of the human race.

[@archevenault]

@@gavinbander5 blue cheese is just regular cheese that no one cared about

[@just_cattttt1620]

@@archevenault just like me

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

9:54 can confirm, i'm on my daily one hour of internet right now, the wifi is surprisingly good in the basement

[@ream1622]

Hey hey pass the dust bunny, I'm getting bored in this corner

[@mathewgoquesan3322]

7:36 that scream censor caught me off guard and now I'm laughing till my kidneys form stones. Edit: today's cursed comments were so bad, i need to play "Sleep, O jesus" to purify my ears.

[@rockhistoria2537]

Your profile pic is really cool!

[@Hallucise]

It scared me 💀💀💀

[@Pebbles.3]

Same-

[@papyrussbiggestfan]

kidneys form stones? i this a thanos joke¿ /j

[@R1davies]

Mary had a little lamb, She bought it as a trinket. She put it in the liquidizer, So everyone could drink it. Update: Thank you to everyone for your digit presses. Loving the original comments and replies. Keep them coming.

[@dsyrdragon3309]

Mary had a little lamb It’s pelt was soft as snow She crept into the barn one night And killed it with a hoe

[@R1davies]

@@dsyrdragon3309 Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch the poor dog a bone, but when she bent over, along came old Rover and gave her a bone of his own.

[@user-yc8jr8qh9l]

wHA

[@someoneidk6303]

@@R1davies 👀

[@user-kg2do7hx4e]

@@R1davies uh oh

[@Acenikeyize]

"Why is mine red" You got the carnage symbiote fool

[@lazarlol4132]

69th like, reporting it for no reason whatsoever

[@Acenikeyize]

@@lazarlol4132 untill you made this comment i had no idea i got this much attention on this stupid as comment

[@jtg7496]

why is mine changing colors

[@perfyyy7262]

@@jtg7496 you got the gay symbiote fool

[@jtg7496]

@@perfyyy7262 you fool, ive had it since last year

[@megaman37456]

"Oh but when I do it, it's kidnapping and I'm no longer allowed at Chuck E Cheese!" Me: Ok calm down William Afton.

[@envious4890]

I has to replay the intro because I didn’t see that Hitler said “one legend to another”

[@insertsomethingfuni2617]

0_0

[@lorenzoleek2948]

same

[@lorenzoleek2948]

@Adolf Hitler oh

[@deaddog3400]

It took me sooooooo long to see the username

[@Kasgrenblrgh]

Me:sees thumbnail Also me: ITS A BOY- oh wait nevermind

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

It was

[@mistersmile1844]

No more boys. Nor girls, from that guy.

[@OverlordGezora]

*when Recommended is faster than Notifications*

[@nerddmg]

Always

[@ximenasweetwright7306]

@@nerddmg I like ur name

[@nerddmg]

@@ximenasweetwright7306 thanks

[@gyrozeppeli7869]

Being on reddit is like manga, watching emkay is like the anime.

[@jakes.4147]

“What kind of villain LOSES after attacking a high school?” Well... I can think of a couple...

[@glitcxhie]

... same..

[@ralvolvi7668]

Take me for example. I was only able to empty a few mags before the police made it in

[@SniperOnSunday]

@@ralvolvi7668 Hold the F up

[@myatthu7165]

@@ralvolvi7668 Hole up..

[@Xeno574]

@@ralvolvi7668 Burger

[@Estelle9405]

ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ₜₕₑ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ₒ𝒻 ʳ ᵃ ⁿ ᶜ ʰ

[@user-mx6kq1bo8w]

WHAaT

[@michaelfulton5773]

Ye

[@purplealpaca9278]

*R A N C H*

[@beelieboo]

Hell yea

[@nekoatsumr7716]

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[@dense9180]

Adopts child as gift and gives to girlfriend.

[@random_potato1265]

Are u using the time machine to date 1885 white women AGAIN?....STOP

[@Omintyr]

Her:"Thanks for the meal."

[@charliefinnmichael4770]

@Adolf Hitler you heard them.

[@darkangel_1978]

I lost it over, "She tried to out pizza the hut." I couldn't stop laughing for about 2 minutes.

[@pencilRC1]

11:10 the girl who streams video games all day: crying thumbs up cat

[@theshadows9377]

So I tapped this video and it said it was posted a “minute ago” but it has been an hour. I was hoping I found this video and clicked it while it was fresh

[@virgianas157]

Probably was unlisted

[@daphne6443]

When you get to your favorite channel 16 minutes early

[@theblob2937]

4:27 Her spirit drove the lamb insane And what it came to know, Was no matter how it sounds, No high is worth the low.

[@manwithnoname1120]

10:05 And THIS one is a plot for a Cyanide and Happiness short!

[@dsyrdragon3309]

@Jack B why their funny and entertaining

[@iwasDJYukey]

i'm at the "i want to be a famous artist" one. i got the artist part down, just gotta be famous, which, if i just keep making good content,will happen one day!

[@Slxmpfxck]

Hi ur sooo cool

[@iwasDJYukey]

@@Slxmpfxck thanks!

[@Slxmpfxck]

@@iwasDJYukey ur welcome have a goood day or night

[@iwasDJYukey]

@@Slxmpfxck you too!

[@iwasDJYukey]

@Joshua Kohlstrom thanks for the support! (i didn't expect to get any support from this lmao)

[@nexus1g]

EmKay discovered a new element: Corsium.

[@vinisherdaotaku3241]

Has 420 protons and amu of 1000

[@thefordlord9893]

what does the first one mean?I don't get it.

[@astafire6810]

Cursed caesium

[@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA]

And a new *crafting recipe*

[@jhonmcsoup9586]

12:44 As a car guy I can confirm that most car guys absolutely hate that shit

[@lilicrozma]

That kid might have played grass, but I weaseled my way into being the flat earth to avoid actual acting. The costume was lower effort too, as I just drew a flat earth and taped to my head

[@cupwasneverhere]

You really can do anything.

[@notch2157]

Teachers to girls Girl: literally stabs someone 100 times Teacher:oh here’s a warning Teachers to boys Boy:literally leans over Teacher: 1000000000000 years of detention.

[@pampena3645]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@No1AsakaKaorifan]

@@pampena3645 YES

[@beaniboi8009]

Lmao my teacher punished the whole group cause a girl put on perfume. Wtf

[@lazarlol4132]

24 people watching this are kids... Edit: 32

[@arsenicfhalx9719]

can confirm. i cant go back.

[@gavinmerasty8369]

"Face first-" *"ÀÁÂÅÅ"* "Second"

[@Series_ime]

I was looking for a comment that was on About this thank you

[@Agender_Moon]

Redditor: "I've never broken a bone in my life." Me: "Well aren't you lucky, I've broken every one of my bones in my arms and legs! Barely even hurts if you break enough tbh, though the doctors may start getting annoyed at you after some time." (And I'm sorry recovery girl I cant help the fact that I break bones every day T^T)

[@shirtlessdude2935]

gg

[@LongDeadArtist]

I thought you were serious

[@nerfgun3864]

Ive cracked one but not broken it

[@ElectrikStatik900]

r/Iamverybadass

[@HappyDaze-x6h]

@@ElectrikStatik900 exactly what i thought

[@SephConUno]

The Basement jokes in Cursed Comments are getting really Stale

[@maverickREAL]

Just like the smell of the basement.

[@Iris-su2wx]

Just like the bodies in my basement

[@alijarivera5877]

Who ever said they were jokes?

[@charlesotoole1588]

When there talking about adam and eve at 8:23 we are all technically related to one another

[@star_the_silly_real]

I’m guessing they were created in Alabama weren’t they...

[@demonguysayshi2666]

@@star_the_silly_real Technically were all probably related because after this massive volcano eruption a few hundred thousand years ago there were only about 70 humans left alive. In the entire world. So, pretty sure we're all related.

[@xevcrowe]

@@demonguysayshi2666 im sorry what-

[@demonguysayshi2666]

@@xevcrowe Back a few hundred thousand years ago a massive volcano erupted and almost made humans extinct. We were left with about 70 pairs of humans capable of of reproduction. The margin for repopulation to avoid inbreeding is 100 people, although I'm not sure if that's 50 pairs of humans or 100, it wasn't very clear. Anyways, we're either all somewhat related, or humanity barely scraped past the margin for enough genetic diversity to reproduce without inbreeding. And judging from the intelligence of the average citizens in Florida, it appears to have been the further.

[@xevcrowe]

@@demonguysayshi2666 i'm.... not sure i believe that but ok

[@reinhardtwilhelm835]

I think Robin has grown immune to r/CursedComments.

[@mintyfresh9311]

When he said "like ranch" at the start, as an Iowan I felt represented

[@kylemerrill5642]

Ranch ranch

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

ah yes, you are lowan, but there's a Filipino flag

[@mintyfresh9311]

@@miguelbaltazar7606 I literally always get comments like this, I'm just a nerd who likes learning about cultures, and I got a soft spot for the Philippines

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

@@mintyfresh9311 idk what are lowans i never heard that word

[@mintyfresh9311]

@@miguelbaltazar7606 it's a small state (population) in the United States

[@Cube_in_a_Tophat]

Honestly the funniest part of this video was the keemstar scream to sensor swearing.

[@clikcy_]

10:00 Now that's what I call "Shotgun Farmers" IRL.

[@timpeter987]

11:00 im lowkey raging about "corseium" It's caesium you ducking muppet

[@krystal_vector5412]

I think he just misread it cuz the font was pretty jpeg'ed but yeah, it hit like a jarring note in a familiar song

[@deku976]

Yes

[@thebluerover4517]

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL

[@deku976]

@@thebluerover4517 I'm good, just a little annoyed really

[@megannewcombe9314]

Mans called caesium "corsium" and it was the funniest part of the whole video

[@Little_T95]

Some of these comments are helping me understand why my mom doesn’t let me on Reddit lol

[@nekokaru2165]

14:38 Gamer Spider Bath Water

[@SeranStorme]

You know what would be great? r/explainafilmplotbadly.

[@xronium]

yes

[@ssuperant6537]

I mean it would but it wouldn’t at the same time

[@allace8735]

Crackhead in new York while his dad ignores him is my favorite

[@sannneeessdoyouwannahaveab7567]

Yes FINALLY I SEE A REPLY THATS LESS THEN A MINUTE OLD Edit: bruh I saw another one

[@Angie_299]

Yes

[@Fafr]

12:30 But in CSGO after blowing up a decoy barely deals any damage

[@Dake-gw6it]

Alternate cursed comment: Thank god he cant make anymore versions of him that will do the same thing

[@jioshii2033]

*me holding a sniper, aiming for my neighbor head* 12:35: Me: well, f*ck

[@PixelTrainer.]

1:11 "I'm outta here man" That's what the blue guy said when he realized that wasn't the sun-

[@Rarrinn]

Just Alexa doing her job.

[@moondropgrape]

this sub has a grand total of 4 jokes, and that's being generous

[@MEJP2]

Ima hide in my basement until this subreddit doesn’t need to exist anymore

[@ssuperant6537]

I agree, cursed images is so much better.

[@Æ2447-2]

You have been declared dead please come out

[@scuffed5422]

Basement fuck

[@MEJP2]

Can y’all stop?

[@TPK160]

Fun Fact: most Indians are born on there birthday

[@SanLelo09]

You mean 'on'*.

[@hosaam2398]

Hold on MOST??!!

[@alishaw2454]

@@hosaam2398 yeah my best friend is an indian. she was born on her dog's birthday

[@bb.7995]

Their*

[@atomic1354]

I really love the scream effect you put when you have to say a bad word

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

1:37 *someone help this poor man*

[@megumades8796]

5:15 I’ve seen enough hentai to know what anime characters look like without clothes Me: IVE GONE BEOND... THE ULTIMATE... PERVERT HAAAAA

[@redbirdgaming7197]

Yes good job

[@the.cringe7873]

The title: ITS A- um ITS NOT A BOY ANY MORE It’s dead

[@princeredhood3421]

No

[@the.cringe7873]

Yes yes yes yes YES!

[@princeredhood3421]

@@the.cringe7873 no no no no N O

[@the.cringe7873]

Yes yes yes yes yes

[@princeredhood3421]

@@the.cringe7873 Maybe

[@akiraamamiya8483]

7:34 scared the shit out of me xD

[@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA]

Distracted Headphones user?

[@akiraamamiya8483]

@@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA I paused right before it happened so first thing when I resumed was that scream which I didn't expect

[@EngineerAAJ]

"Next video. Restoring the Soviet Union" - Vamsi Vishwanath. I think this guy had some inside info on Putin....

[@ton10p]

how i respond to the 1 penny to 1000$ "oh so thats why their no longer part of legal currency"

[@agostonpitlik8045]

Toads: We love other Toads The Origami King: Helo

[@star_the_silly_real]

I love toads as well. They are surprisingly buff

[@omosanii_basil]

*The random dude in the comments: Remove the "think" and I agree. *Me not getting it so I go back to see where they put the word think: oh T-T

[@jonathansmithers2763]

crime: °exists° me, for literally no reason: °uncontrolable laughter°

[@king_-zk3io]

12:44 win-win situation, the police wont have time to stop you aswell since they will be beating their 🥩 aswell!

[@iarrived731]

I took the entire stock of ranch, you can’t get anymore

[@unreallilac5554]

Thank you

[@ssuperant6537]

I hope you burned it afterwards.

[@oliverolson2766]

I want someeeee

[@SlyHikari03]

I’d drink to that

[@nevergonnaupload]

I have never had ranch before what is it?

[@lauren9536]

Another argument? Like for yes

[@nomeruim9633]

So you stoped reseting huh

[@daiyousei.1586]

@@nomeruim9633 resetting is for weakling, true men follow however the frick the timeline goes

[@nomeruim9633]

@@daiyousei.1586 genocide is my favorite :)

[@lauren9536]

Argument: Minecraft is better than Fortnite

[@daxterthefox]

do you guys love it when emkay gives you enough time to enjoy and screenshot the images they show?

[@chaoserror3156]

“Why is mine red” He’s talking about black spider from DC you know he shoots red webs 😂😂😂

[@creativename773]

@@bananataco2979 I didn’t knew that

[@bananataco2979]

@adolf hitler wdym

[@arianamacias8062]

This has nothing to do with the video but, I just got an ad of the Rick roll on this vid... I’ve never been Rick rolled before but I guess the ad ruined that for me.

[@savysmarty8621]

Hey it’s robin, And after reading this I feel like sobering up

[@belypeprime3838]

2:39 that one didn't age quite so well...

[@boiyado6717]

11:20 Funny Valentine Funnier Valentine Funniest Valentine

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Wasn’t so funny when some nails oofed him

[@deathbydoorframe]

9:45 oh no i gotta run

[@random_potato1265]

We can't escape the basement...

[@sarahwolfate]

I don’t get the joke in the first reddit post that was read. Can someone please explain?

[@jakubriz7369]

The guys username is adolf hitler

[@beetleknight4661]

Basically he was a great chef so he was respecting another fallen legend

[@malloryharmon1709]

4:32 DEAR GOD I FEEL OUT MY CHAIR LAUGHING! LEGIT WE ALWAYS SAYED THE LAMB WAS SATAN! AHAHAHAHA XD

[@plasma9059]

Ww2 veteran dies: everyone cries Me in the back: aye you like Minecraft

[@deeznutz8616]

Ahah hahah omg funny minecraft XD

[@jakes.4147]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS REDDDIT MOMENR GUYS THIS IS SA RWDDDITT MOMENT GUYS REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT MOMENR HAHAHBA MINECRAFT GOOD FORTNITE BAD REDDIT GOOD TIK TOK BAD

[@deeznutz8616]

@@jakes.4147 Exactly

[@random_eli_fan3767]

What tf is wrong with these replies

[@deeznutz8616]

@@random_eli_fan3767 the cringy joke the commenter made. Whats so funny about "Ay you like minecraft" so we decided reddit 100

[@wrigglingbatholith5810]

The comment from before anyone could possibly watch the whole video feels so surreal.

[@name-uh5ee]

0:11 Well he is a legend God is the only other person who killed that many people because he didn't like them

[@WishGender]

1:42 HAHA! i didn't realize that was an actual image! I've seen it as one of those draw the squad things lol

[@Comrade1029]

At 13:44 was trying to do the hand thing then i look closer at the picture and I said “wait... waaaiit... ooooohh”

[@soap9427]

5:46 This is just saiki k’s life and you cannot tell me I’m wrong

[@ribbbit572]

You aren't wrong

[@TheCaptainCrack]

10:57 WE DISCOVERED A NEW ELEMENT Corsium xD

[@dsyrdragon3309]

Nope it’s there

[@dsyrdragon3309]

I’m pretty sure anyway don’t quote me on that

[@TheCaptainCrack]

@@dsyrdragon3309 lol tf? Youre pretty sure?? Cant confirm??? You had ALL of the internet at your disposal while writing your answer xD He was right at the element of Ceasium when he said that. There is no Corsium. You´re pretty sure? Well it sounds like youre a chemist but that still doesnt count, show me a wiki-link describing your element.

[@wushroomnimbus]

4:21 reminds of something everyone would say at my school "Mary had a little lamb" *gun loading sounds* "Bam!" "No more lamb!"