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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@thelaziestdev3415
@thelaziestdev3415 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: "I enjoy pain" Everyone: "He's a masochist" Me: "He isn't a masochist, he's just testing his limits"
@axi4072
@axi4072 3 жыл бұрын
cries
@ZennPlanes
@ZennPlanes 3 жыл бұрын
unus annus reference
@cybercritterowo
@cybercritterowo 3 жыл бұрын
Haha yes.
@jihaa2663
@jihaa2663 3 жыл бұрын
does he look like markiplier to you
@shrekky-sama9761
@shrekky-sama9761 3 жыл бұрын
_BDSM Intensifies_
@cvrrionmusic
@cvrrionmusic 4 жыл бұрын
"I like things that hurt, I'm insane!" No Robin, you're a masochist.
@weereyhans6057
@weereyhans6057 3 жыл бұрын
@Destriod Chael im laughing so hard now 😐
@ohnodudes3982
@ohnodudes3982 3 жыл бұрын
@@weereyhans6057 same bro😐
@weereyhans6057
@weereyhans6057 3 жыл бұрын
@@ohnodudes3982 yea its very funny right 😐
@ohnodudes3982
@ohnodudes3982 3 жыл бұрын
@@weereyhans6057 yes bro I’m rolling on the ground in laughter every time I look at it😐
@ohmeohmicah
@ohmeohmicah 3 жыл бұрын
@@ohnodudes3982 i laughed so hard my lungs popped 😐
@charliebabarlie
@charliebabarlie 4 жыл бұрын
if being cute was a crime, then i'd be a law obeying citizen
@hallway_revenant7919
@hallway_revenant7919 4 жыл бұрын
If being cute was a crime, I'd be arrested tonight Then released the following morning for not enough evidence
@mythrilchromee1379
@mythrilchromee1379 4 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@eatyourcereal7257
@eatyourcereal7257 4 жыл бұрын
If being cute was a crime, then I’d be arrested, not because I’m cute, but because I have 4 accounts of vehicle man slaughter in Mongolia
@annoyinggaster
@annoyinggaster 4 жыл бұрын
@@eatyourcereal7257 _oh_
@icy_cranked8254
@icy_cranked8254 4 жыл бұрын
@@eatyourcereal7257 damn that's tough but same
@envious4890
@envious4890 2 жыл бұрын
4:22 that aged fantastically
@REALtechrak
@REALtechrak 2 жыл бұрын
fr 😔
@phoebusapollo8365
@phoebusapollo8365 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good thing, cause those Ukrainians definitely didn’t.
@envious4890
@envious4890 2 жыл бұрын
@@phoebusapollo8365 Holy shit Satan get back down to Hell.
@judemcmanus1213
@judemcmanus1213 2 жыл бұрын
Nah bro, you wrong for that one
@_BUNKERHILL_
@_BUNKERHILL_ 2 жыл бұрын
as soon as i seen 4:22 i knew there was a comment to be found
@clay_puppington_real
@clay_puppington_real 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: **saying he's ugly** Literally everyone: Shut
@keyshawngurley6731
@keyshawngurley6731 3 жыл бұрын
F A C T S
@idiotburrito7829
@idiotburrito7829 3 жыл бұрын
Yas
@swedishcitizen09
@swedishcitizen09 3 жыл бұрын
No, he cute as fuck🥰 And i can say that as a dude and… i dont know my sexuality…
@arimay3829
@arimay3829 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@GhaniKeSawah
@GhaniKeSawah 3 жыл бұрын
i mean Robin isn't cute he's handsome
@gavinbarrows622
@gavinbarrows622 4 жыл бұрын
Robin’s right. He’s not handsome, he’s a gorgeous man who deserves more.
@smolnillaice
@smolnillaice 4 жыл бұрын
he is gorgeously handsome
@luckybreak6761
@luckybreak6761 4 жыл бұрын
NGL he's good looking
@hclink7315
@hclink7315 4 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
@tornadoty54
@tornadoty54 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a guy who had a girlfriend but I agree. He needs a lot more credit than he gets
@eriaizawa2915
@eriaizawa2915 4 жыл бұрын
He is definitely good looking (out of character
@averageboxfanenjoyer
@averageboxfanenjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
If being cute was a Crime I'd see the cops they'd see me and go "Shoot that ugly thing."
@Busta4Life
@Busta4Life 4 жыл бұрын
Hah, Same here
@Av8r-Opr8r
@Av8r-Opr8r 4 жыл бұрын
If the police saw me then i would literally be above the law
@loganpotgeiter7906
@loganpotgeiter7906 4 жыл бұрын
What the cops would say of they saw me they’d wonder if they should call the scp foundation because Scp-096 escaped, grew hair and dressed in a hoodie and Tracksuit... (no addidas... I’m not european... But I’m still white enough to be killed by the EFF)
@Sinstarclair
@Sinstarclair 4 жыл бұрын
If being cute was a crime, I would have been arrested for several counts of Mass Genocide in Bosnia
@loganpotgeiter7906
@loganpotgeiter7906 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sinstarclair wha? At least you don’t have to go to the scp foundation.
@gurbirkalsi4631
@gurbirkalsi4631 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Robin, you said Zach likes Transformers? Ask him who's his favorite Transformer.
@sirdayquil3551
@sirdayquil3551 4 жыл бұрын
It’s me
@n0ah305
@n0ah305 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wait your a transformers fan? Then name every autobot
@davithegood1643
@davithegood1643 4 жыл бұрын
Im listening to the Akatsuki theme rn lol. Love the pfp
@spectre9091
@spectre9091 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirdayquil3551 you’re the white bread bumblebee is better
@Davestar-fj7kp
@Davestar-fj7kp 4 жыл бұрын
You're a transformers fan? Name every Decepticon
@junglespore
@junglespore 3 жыл бұрын
The ultimate reddit channel, instead of a robot. It's person who reacts to it
@gunhead8449
@gunhead8449 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rhugo1426
@rhugo1426 3 жыл бұрын
@MonochromeHD
@MonochromeHD 3 жыл бұрын
Redditor is good
@sploinkity.mp3
@sploinkity.mp3 3 жыл бұрын
Well that's still doing videos *cough* giofilms *cough*
@diegogandara8913
@diegogandara8913 3 жыл бұрын
There's also FakeJake
@scarlet1663
@scarlet1663 3 жыл бұрын
This host is so good at reading out comments he actually knows how the comment would sound if you read it out
@leonpb1409
@leonpb1409 4 жыл бұрын
"I enjoy pain" Allright then, he is indeed a masochist.
@blazarre7251
@blazarre7251 4 жыл бұрын
Aren’t we all
@toast7922
@toast7922 4 жыл бұрын
Is it different for mental pain
@Mememaster-og6pz
@Mememaster-og6pz 4 жыл бұрын
The true masochist is the KZbinr graystillplays
@taylorester2658
@taylorester2658 4 жыл бұрын
Nah he's a cenobite
@lunarwings4481
@lunarwings4481 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mememaster-og6pz yes
@kikikiana2250
@kikikiana2250 4 жыл бұрын
Robin: I enjoy pain and anything cursed Me: cause you’re a masochist Robin: because of emkay Me: right
@safala
@safala 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so bad at imagining people’s face that till now, I pictured Robin as a human with a robin as his head.
@basilbat273
@basilbat273 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Ratlista69
@Ratlista69 3 жыл бұрын
It's the fanart's fault
@Roastpeef
@Roastpeef 3 жыл бұрын
💀
@mrfrogkingg
@mrfrogkingg 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this louder and longer than I should've.
@pandapediashorts5888
@pandapediashorts5888 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he just photoshopped that
@YtWuff
@YtWuff 2 жыл бұрын
15:42 Also remember that Zelda has been protecting Hyrule for over 100 years
@DinoRicky
@DinoRicky Жыл бұрын
*ITS LINK!!!!!!*
@Sonic.exe_uwu666
@Sonic.exe_uwu666 10 ай бұрын
LIIIIIINK
@loki4807
@loki4807 16 күн бұрын
his name y'all straight outta Hyrule. Been on the force of good since 1986, old school.
@grandmaashley
@grandmaashley 4 жыл бұрын
grandma approved
@jaredsabatelli2459
@jaredsabatelli2459 4 жыл бұрын
Can I get a cookie
@absolutebottomfeeder
@absolutebottomfeeder 4 жыл бұрын
e
@autumnerez
@autumnerez 4 жыл бұрын
I want a cookie too please
@mrchonks6607
@mrchonks6607 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stoudtminer I don’t think so.
@maybebasssing3291
@maybebasssing3291 4 жыл бұрын
Come on really you're in this channel too
@sub_atomic1839
@sub_atomic1839 4 жыл бұрын
"Because it causes pain" "God I am insane" "This job messes with my brain" Love the rhyming
@Stuffies2022
@Stuffies2022 2 жыл бұрын
Friggin bars.
@bladeoftheruinedking2543
@bladeoftheruinedking2543 3 жыл бұрын
If being handsome is a crime, I'm gonna visit Robin in the prison
@elliottfox3581
@elliottfox3581 3 жыл бұрын
r/cringe
@luke7932
@luke7932 3 жыл бұрын
@@elliottfox3581 shut up
@hamburgar564
@hamburgar564 3 жыл бұрын
@@elliottfox3581 e/shut
@doggoadexx2680
@doggoadexx2680 3 жыл бұрын
@@luke7932 no u
@luke7932
@luke7932 3 жыл бұрын
@@doggoadexx2680 silence
@hutao7917
@hutao7917 Жыл бұрын
Something i learned from my first aid class, if you aren't breaking ribs while performing cpr, you aren't cpr'ing hard enough
@spyderdogg
@spyderdogg 4 жыл бұрын
Snakes have hundreds of legs. They are just so tiny that they don't protude past the muscle/skin. This means that at some point snakes were definitely legged creatures but evolution got rid of the legs because they didn't need them
@ultradude3447
@ultradude3447 4 жыл бұрын
So basically ultra-evolved centipedes?
@humpadoop1771
@humpadoop1771 4 жыл бұрын
y e s
@Av8r-Opr8r
@Av8r-Opr8r 4 жыл бұрын
What next? *snakes can survive while decapitated?* ...wait
@therealcattogaming5811
@therealcattogaming5811 4 жыл бұрын
@@Av8r-Opr8r don’t do this to me man, that isn’t cool, thanks for giving me goddamn nightmares.
@Av8r-Opr8r
@Av8r-Opr8r 4 жыл бұрын
@@therealcattogaming5811 your welcome
@bigfoot2639
@bigfoot2639 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Snakes used to have legs in the old days but they didn't used them and slowly they dissapered. In the later generations the legs were gone! But if you look closely under a snake, you can still see very smol legs.
@vibecat6651
@vibecat6651 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to believe it
@goodday3185
@goodday3185 4 жыл бұрын
If you are wondering how they move now, snakes are 90% muscle. How’s it feel knowing that a noodle is more fit than you?
@vibecat6651
@vibecat6651 4 жыл бұрын
Stop
@vibecat6651
@vibecat6651 4 жыл бұрын
Please
@oliver.p2025
@oliver.p2025 4 жыл бұрын
Easy to see an ball pythons
@j.carter6449
@j.carter6449 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh Robin dissing himself but he looks fine
@j.carter6449
@j.carter6449 4 жыл бұрын
@Grim Beeper You're absolutely right!
@kairossiter329
@kairossiter329 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Robin just accidentally rhymes his first few lines and probably doesn't notice it... Pain, Pain, Insane, Brain
@adamchmielewski6162
@adamchmielewski6162 4 жыл бұрын
If being cute was a crime, then others would go to prison cause I’m a child.
@orbitthegoober
@orbitthegoober 4 жыл бұрын
same
@jtcoversonguitaroutdooract7052
@jtcoversonguitaroutdooract7052 3 жыл бұрын
That made me lose like 14 brain cells...
@vz4yt
@vz4yt 3 жыл бұрын
@@jtcoversonguitaroutdooract7052 as did i, JT covers on Guitar & outdoor activities...
@luvhayami
@luvhayami 3 жыл бұрын
it took me a good 2 minutes to understand this comment- 😭🤚
@diegogandara8913
@diegogandara8913 3 жыл бұрын
r/youngpeopleyoutube then
@potato6125
@potato6125 4 жыл бұрын
Robin : says that he isn’t handsome Every comment: NO
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 3 жыл бұрын
he is so handsome 😻 oh frick sorry I’m simping but he is amazingly cute it is a joke yes he is attractive but I don’t think that I would date him if I had a chance yes I edited this because some idiot doesn’t get the joke
@thelasttemplar4993
@thelasttemplar4993 3 жыл бұрын
you spelled yes wrong
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelasttemplar4993 no I didn’t
@thelasttemplar4993
@thelasttemplar4993 3 жыл бұрын
@@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 you spelled ya and did wrong
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelasttemplar4993 you spelled I’m a complete idiot who didn’t get the joke wrong
@foodtalk4099
@foodtalk4099 3 жыл бұрын
"When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report~" Saving that quote for later
@ciphergacha9100
@ciphergacha9100 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@ghostofthezenin
@ghostofthezenin 3 жыл бұрын
no
@dream_walker9726
@dream_walker9726 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Duckter_Grey
@Duckter_Grey 10 ай бұрын
I love how everyone agrees that Robin is just kind of cute, well, that is everyone except Robin himself lol
@tool-gun-sys
@tool-gun-sys 4 жыл бұрын
big sister : *gets a shirt that says "i may look like a potato now, but wait, one day ima turn into fries and all of you would want me"* me : oooooooor you could turn into vodka, just sayin
@december0934
@december0934 4 жыл бұрын
people like vodka too
@tool-gun-sys
@tool-gun-sys 4 жыл бұрын
@@december0934 true
@Old_Man_Miku
@Old_Man_Miku 4 жыл бұрын
I too like to drink my big sister
@tool-gun-sys
@tool-gun-sys 4 жыл бұрын
@@Old_Man_Miku y e s
@napoleonbonaparte7172
@napoleonbonaparte7172 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Vodka
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 жыл бұрын
Reject humanity, return to pancake
@spaz6223
@spaz6223 4 жыл бұрын
Wait
@AustinJASMR
@AustinJASMR 4 жыл бұрын
Understood. It'll help me survive the nukes.
@lifesux1953
@lifesux1953 4 жыл бұрын
@@AustinJASMR Agreed
@renisyuy
@renisyuy 4 жыл бұрын
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJOO!
@Hehehahaaau
@Hehehahaaau 4 жыл бұрын
Reject pancake, return to mantis
@lilgam3r098
@lilgam3r098 3 жыл бұрын
"feeding a moose is my new favorite hobby now" Everyone dies except him Victory
@invisbleman7053
@invisbleman7053 3 жыл бұрын
Victory screech
@dababy4633
@dababy4633 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say a fortnite meme but then I heard the fortnite Iraq one and I thought KZbin could hear my thoughts
@MisterPyOne
@MisterPyOne 3 жыл бұрын
A new meaning of "the hunger games"
@getreadytobeagenius7441
@getreadytobeagenius7441 3 жыл бұрын
Plague Inc. : *Screams in victory*
@liamjoseph-bonnier7975
@liamjoseph-bonnier7975 Жыл бұрын
@@MisterPyOne The moose is now hungry for kill.
@Korbusborgus
@Korbusborgus 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice the title until this morning, but this is the last video I watched before falling asleep last night... The powers of Emkay are beyond my understanding.
@aradhyachauhan1614
@aradhyachauhan1614 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, "She's got to be a millionaire by now" Mean while belle making a mil a month
@idiotwebber
@idiotwebber 4 жыл бұрын
Comic: You have cancer, but your pregnant! The Women: **cries** Ad: *life water*
@suave605
@suave605 4 жыл бұрын
Emkay doing naughty naughty : kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKq5g2WVaKyopNU
@ispyownage1567
@ispyownage1567 4 жыл бұрын
The Husband: Where the fuck is my Wife and Newborn Child...?
@jdwmyt
@jdwmyt 4 жыл бұрын
Q: What do you call a computer that sings? A: A-Dell
@Shooting_freak7
@Shooting_freak7 4 жыл бұрын
@@jdwmyt i can see why your name is cringe
@Halfcertified
@Halfcertified 4 жыл бұрын
Ad pregnancy test
@joltz_fgc
@joltz_fgc 4 жыл бұрын
Robin says he’s not cute. Meanwhile I’m over here looking like a freaking potato. Edit: holy Dino nuggets that’s a lotta likes!
@beatsmice
@beatsmice 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Mustanglife-zm1dk
@Mustanglife-zm1dk 4 жыл бұрын
Based on your PFP I assume you enjoy using Gl1tch in Rogue Company
@phoenixanimations8851
@phoenixanimations8851 4 жыл бұрын
Then you two must be the most pretty potatoes
@mr.potato2223
@mr.potato2223 4 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with looking like a potato
@harin5549
@harin5549 4 жыл бұрын
i look like a door knob
@MinecraftPlayer-nw5kq
@MinecraftPlayer-nw5kq 4 жыл бұрын
Robyn: throw a picture of me up there Me: still cute tho
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 3 жыл бұрын
Right
@rainflea
@rainflea Жыл бұрын
"Shut up Dream" Absolute chad right here
@Spice8002
@Spice8002 4 жыл бұрын
Day 16 of asking EmKay to flip their logo upside down on April fools day
@Ichigo_Kurosaki812
@Ichigo_Kurosaki812 4 жыл бұрын
approved
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@VoiceIsMeming
@VoiceIsMeming 4 жыл бұрын
Theres still like a half year left tho lol
@Spice8002
@Spice8002 4 жыл бұрын
@@VoiceIsMeming I’m starting early
@randomstuff3461
@randomstuff3461 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 4 жыл бұрын
8:55 I see Oregon is experiencing Sozin’s Comet
@sab8620
@sab8620 4 жыл бұрын
i love you so much
@mycatisasupermodel4932
@mycatisasupermodel4932 4 жыл бұрын
Lolllll
@arcadeii
@arcadeii 3 жыл бұрын
@Kang Kyou i live in oregon theres a place here called weed
@jensonthomas3641
@jensonthomas3641 4 жыл бұрын
Depressed people "if being cute was a crime, then i'd be the perfect child" Edit:tysm for all the likes i never thought it would get this much!
@Dinomaster316
@Dinomaster316 4 жыл бұрын
No we don’t, we wonder why we are never enough and thinking the world would be better off without us. At least I do
@nachtderuntoten3682
@nachtderuntoten3682 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dinomaster316 That’s the joke because they would be in jail for the crime so everyone would be glad they were gone.
@scottmeager5919
@scottmeager5919 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, least us ugly fellas got to dodge the pedos.
@Retardius
@Retardius 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dinomaster316 r/whoosh
@murtadamuamra9541
@murtadamuamra9541 4 жыл бұрын
@@Retardius correct
@maxifire32
@maxifire32 2 жыл бұрын
16:58 that "fortissimo" was perfect
@Chazreal
@Chazreal 3 жыл бұрын
I sure love some EmKay, doing the heavy lifting of Reddit bottom trawling so I don't have to, I'm casually upgrading my sarcasm while simotaneously losing any sense of faith in humanity as well. Truly doing the Lord's work EmKay, keep it up.
@theghostofjeffgoldblumdail9613
@theghostofjeffgoldblumdail9613 4 жыл бұрын
Well in breath of the wild she’s canonically 117 soooooooooooo
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 4 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the same excuse closeted pedos with loli fetishes use?
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 4 жыл бұрын
@@SniperOnSunday yes. Yes it is.
@luwi8586
@luwi8586 2 жыл бұрын
"Ukrainian child slaves" well that aged well
@luwi8586
@luwi8586 2 жыл бұрын
yeah
@Taekaleaf
@Taekaleaf 2 жыл бұрын
@Luwi Did u just reply to yourself
@chickenfried12
@chickenfried12 2 жыл бұрын
Forgot to change your account.
@luwi8586
@luwi8586 2 жыл бұрын
@@Taekaleaf yes I did
@Taekaleaf
@Taekaleaf 2 жыл бұрын
@Luwi r/Madlads or r/Youngpeopleyoutube
@xevira
@xevira 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, Jesus was looking kinda sus.... Je-sus.
@Sehemawi
@Sehemawi Жыл бұрын
4:53 the catholic kid: closes eyes, puts both hands together, puts down head on desk and whispers for fifteen minutes in Latin
@theaverageamerican8586
@theaverageamerican8586 3 жыл бұрын
When I was in the hospital after I had a seizure, I kept trying to take a nap and that stupid heart monitor beeped whenever I started to get comfortable. Stupid monitors
@knightmareshadow1280
@knightmareshadow1280 3 жыл бұрын
ask some of those things from the guy
@theaverageamerican8586
@theaverageamerican8586 3 жыл бұрын
ikr. I needed them
@terapgona4787
@terapgona4787 3 жыл бұрын
Just unplug everything the monitor will get louder but you will immediately fall asleep #lifehack
@theaverageamerican8586
@theaverageamerican8586 3 жыл бұрын
Subtle, I like it
@ciphergacha9100
@ciphergacha9100 3 жыл бұрын
@@MonsieurLizard WHAT THE FUC-
@Fnaffan-gh5lr
@Fnaffan-gh5lr 4 жыл бұрын
11:41 That will Explain Why There's So Many Blood Moons...
@kyuu2
@kyuu2 4 жыл бұрын
Every time Robin comments on a distasteful joke I fall for him more and more. He is quickly coming for Jack's place as my favorite narrator lmao
@MochaNeko
@MochaNeko 2 жыл бұрын
4:18 well that aged like milk in a car while it's 102° F outside
@fish5972
@fish5972 2 жыл бұрын
and the car was inside an open sky sewer
@MochaNeko
@MochaNeko 2 жыл бұрын
@@fish5972 god d a m n
@eracqoon
@eracqoon 3 жыл бұрын
The editor giving Robin love in the beginning was very wholesome then cursed comments started
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123
@HaveaBERRYgoodday123 3 жыл бұрын
I know right
@mors.vii.
@mors.vii. 3 жыл бұрын
7:57 Kids who play Pokémon are chained up in tiny spaces, enslaved and then forced to battle to the death while being controlled by a teenager who wants some random badge.
@jadianradiator2761
@jadianradiator2761 4 жыл бұрын
9:50 Masochistic knight from a prominent family. Lich that looks like they're actually alive and not undead, and is also a general of the Demon King. And an air brained godess that's usually either useless or detrimental. These are characters from Konosuba in the post, and this comment describes them.
@masonalwolf2770
@masonalwolf2770 4 жыл бұрын
Yes WEEB FINALLY SOMEONE TO MATCH MY PERSONALITY OF ANIME
@Nightmare003
@Nightmare003 4 жыл бұрын
Now we are 3 Konosuba is my favourite anime
@masonalwolf2770
@masonalwolf2770 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nightmare003 noice WEEBS UNITE
@Nightmare003
@Nightmare003 4 жыл бұрын
WEEBS UNITE
@masonalwolf2770
@masonalwolf2770 4 жыл бұрын
@@vdt181 WEEBS
@LRM12o8
@LRM12o8 2 жыл бұрын
17:52 that's a very good question. Reminds me of the Schadenfreude I always feel when I see homophobic men complain about women - allegedly - seducing men and getting themselves pregnant to "extort" them out of their money (aka ailments), knowing that doing the very thing they despise us gays for would 100% eliminate that risk.
@another.unperson_119
@another.unperson_119 3 жыл бұрын
16:58 I love how much effort he puts in that fortíssimo, he sounds amazing wtf? 😭🙈😔
@enoughofyourkoicarp
@enoughofyourkoicarp 3 жыл бұрын
Comment: "Imagine a snake with centipede legs. Those don't exist for a reason." Me: *thinks about arthropleura and screams internally* "Yes, they're extinct, thankfully."
@thepurplesloth9899
@thepurplesloth9899 4 жыл бұрын
Robin: I'm sure at one point- Ad:you shall not finish that sentence yet
@og5462
@og5462 3 жыл бұрын
17:20 romeo didnt felt her warmth inside her.
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 4 жыл бұрын
Day 86 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@amethyst_gacha3554
@amethyst_gacha3554 4 жыл бұрын
Please do this
@tabbe3127
@tabbe3127 4 жыл бұрын
Fobinend snakckz bruh thats funneh
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 4 жыл бұрын
Tabby Memes Huh? Why are you talking like that?
@VoiceIsMeming
@VoiceIsMeming 4 жыл бұрын
Hate to be that guy but I did a sbubby video yesterday (won't come up on ur recommended cos I'm an ant basically)
@gamerf3643
@gamerf3643 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, they're different people? I thought it was one guy
@AUBREY-ml4ex
@AUBREY-ml4ex 4 жыл бұрын
0:22 Robin quit it. You're beautiful (I mean that in the least creepy and romantic way possible I promise.)
@Cavendars
@Cavendars 4 жыл бұрын
9:38 Knowing dream fans they are going to try to cancel you lmao
@captain_ducky4862
@captain_ducky4862 3 жыл бұрын
Me looking for a comment finally mentioning the dream smp is on there😶
@veragevann
@veragevann 3 жыл бұрын
nah it was hilarious HAHA
@joeytwitchell3672
@joeytwitchell3672 3 жыл бұрын
nah it was hella funny
@ciphergacha9100
@ciphergacha9100 3 жыл бұрын
Nah that was good
@angelfish1192
@angelfish1192 3 жыл бұрын
*casual Dream fan agreeing*
@YourFriendJessie
@YourFriendJessie 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: *doesn't say "What's poppin', I'm Robin." Me: "My day is ruined, my disappointment is immeasurable."
@lolfool866
@lolfool866 6 ай бұрын
It's "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
@xoxobearfoodxoxo
@xoxobearfoodxoxo 4 жыл бұрын
the most cursed thing abt this video is that robin doesn’t want to admit he’s beautiful
@no_scopeclan8475
@no_scopeclan8475 4 жыл бұрын
16:44 Robin: “WHAT A COINKYDOINK” Me: *craps pants I laughed so hard*
@sadistfurret4205
@sadistfurret4205 4 жыл бұрын
emkay; “belle delphine is worth quite a bit of money” me; **has bone-saw with looting lll enchantment** “hmmm i think i know how i’m going to make a fortune”
@Foxiethetoastingfox
@Foxiethetoastingfox 4 жыл бұрын
You plotting a homicide? I would try to help you but I don't have much experience, only death I caused was daring a kid to only eat paper for a little
@novastar3990
@novastar3990 4 жыл бұрын
@@Foxiethetoastingfox ha
@therealcattogaming5811
@therealcattogaming5811 4 жыл бұрын
No no, your doing it wrong, your SUPPOSED to take the ORGANS, not the bones, oh wait don’t forget the tongue, some people will pay at least millions for that.
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 4 жыл бұрын
@@therealcattogaming5811 MAKE HER TONGUE INTO A FLESHLIGHT, SELL IT FOR MILLIONS
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 4 жыл бұрын
*I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES!* -Medic
@aRandomGemini
@aRandomGemini 4 ай бұрын
1:55 The fact I could HEAR Fit’s voice through the title 💀
@layschip4892
@layschip4892 4 жыл бұрын
At around 5:29 when it said "DEAD BODY REPORTED" the only thing that popped in my mind was the "When I'm done with you there won't be a body to report" Help, I'm scared
@oaksapling__
@oaksapling__ 4 жыл бұрын
15:32 *cough* You didn't hear this from me but She turns 18, allowing her to go to the lake of wisdom So tEcHnIcAlLy-
@j-botpokeuser533
@j-botpokeuser533 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the 100 years she spent battling Calamity Ganon Far over the age of consent
@fishencasedinjelly3950
@fishencasedinjelly3950 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure she was 17 when she was allowed to go there
@Fina-y3t
@Fina-y3t 3 жыл бұрын
Does the age of consent even exist in Hyrule?
@bunny2170
@bunny2170 3 жыл бұрын
Only reason why the vids with robin have such a high watchtime is as soon as he talks we all fall asleep cuz it voice so calming
@swingyHEY
@swingyHEY 2 ай бұрын
0:35 THE RHYMES
@grayaz7130
@grayaz7130 4 жыл бұрын
0:40 I low key thought he was rhyming on purpose and spitting lines but it turns out he’s just a natural
@deekay3249
@deekay3249 2 жыл бұрын
Emenem
@infinixuty
@infinixuty Жыл бұрын
​@@deekay3249Em-kay-nem
@humantribeofhuman1809
@humantribeofhuman1809 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There was giant centipede called arthropoura (sorry if I spelled that wrong) but that is the closest thing to a snake with centipede legs
@ric6611
@ric6611 3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry"? "SORRY"?! You think you can spell something wrong and just APOLOGIZE for it? You make me sick.
@ephyx66
@ephyx66 3 жыл бұрын
WW2 m8?
@UmbraDaiwrfol
@UmbraDaiwrfol 2 жыл бұрын
Yup! Arthropleura. This thing was Huuuge and lived at the same time as giant dragonfly (2 meter I think) and some other nightmare
@cripplinganxiety6512
@cripplinganxiety6512 3 жыл бұрын
"if you're gonna die just do it, you don't need to let anybody know" ✋👁👄👁
@thatoneguy100
@thatoneguy100 3 жыл бұрын
And i can help
@keyshawngurley6731
@keyshawngurley6731 3 жыл бұрын
Tf is that username dawg
@Luciphobia
@Luciphobia 3 жыл бұрын
8:33 “He was acting kinda sus” Je”sus”
@TechnoBoy-yl9hq
@TechnoBoy-yl9hq 4 жыл бұрын
I think they were saying it as in "Not all blond guys are cute, but all cute guys are blond"
@lividpringles7198
@lividpringles7198 4 жыл бұрын
*Guess i'll die*
@thebestcicinmage4485
@thebestcicinmage4485 4 жыл бұрын
@@lividpringles7198 are ya dead yet
@xthebigZ25x
@xthebigZ25x 4 жыл бұрын
Robin: “Hey editor, throw a picture of me up there” Me: *sees subreddit and the age of the user* Robin is about to attempt the “Ruined career speedrun any %”
@HeavyTanker1945
@HeavyTanker1945 3 жыл бұрын
7:12 got me laughing my ass off at 12am.
@elliottfox3581
@elliottfox3581 3 жыл бұрын
mood
@RicePuddingLand
@RicePuddingLand 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact The Number one Killer Bean Fan was my classmate
@herreiklar
@herreiklar 4 жыл бұрын
4:04 "i bet that joke never got old" - not only the joke
@MisterPyOne
@MisterPyOne 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you linked the joke about anti Vax kids...
@beepk_
@beepk_ 4 жыл бұрын
“Because I enjoy pain, oh god I’m insane, this job has really messed with my brain” *_Love him or hate him this man is spittin’ facts_*
@0w0-c6i
@0w0-c6i 4 жыл бұрын
Why are nearly all of the narrators so wholesome
@AWeirdoNamedKieraDaley
@AWeirdoNamedKieraDaley 16 күн бұрын
Robin is one of the cutest narrators on here ISTG ❤
@peasmehasselberg975
@peasmehasselberg975 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Robin, if being cute was a crime, you'd be in jail
@aaronl221
@aaronl221 4 жыл бұрын
SIMP
@spookysunglasses4004
@spookysunglasses4004 4 жыл бұрын
@@aaronl221 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2Lcq6Kfiq56fdU
@idontlikepowdereddonuts8623
@idontlikepowdereddonuts8623 4 жыл бұрын
8:50 R.I.P the children watching that are curious, they always said curiosity killed the cat
@-NicoIDK-
@-NicoIDK- 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no I was the 666th like. Anyways anyone else’s dog turn into a reddish blackish bear?
@YourFridges
@YourFridges 4 жыл бұрын
Yea mine!! He ate my bird.
@grimblob7305
@grimblob7305 4 жыл бұрын
@@YourFridges lol my mine turned into a humanoid goat
@YourFridges
@YourFridges 4 жыл бұрын
@@grimblob7305 omg i want the same one where did you buy him/her??
@ballisticboo7808
@ballisticboo7808 4 жыл бұрын
@@YourFridges bruh moment
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 4 жыл бұрын
@@YourFridges bruh moment (make a chain)
@jellyscreaming6798
@jellyscreaming6798 3 жыл бұрын
IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT "coincidoink" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@lorenzodepaoli3642
@lorenzodepaoli3642 4 жыл бұрын
I am doing a r/cursedcomments Emkay marathon and it's so fricking hilarious, thanks guys
@Tabth3778
@Tabth3778 3 жыл бұрын
1:45 *INTO THE PIT, I MUST ADMIT*
@AkkieBabie
@AkkieBabie 2 жыл бұрын
*I COME ANEW*
@KerryCleverdon
@KerryCleverdon 3 жыл бұрын
6:03: made me think of this joke: Me and the bois waiting for "I like ya cut g" to be the name for a barbershop
@Idunooo
@Idunooo Жыл бұрын
ur videos make me happy
@dhs0801
@dhs0801 4 жыл бұрын
FitMC is the last person I expected to be one here but Im not complaining
@bingkoirekt5057
@bingkoirekt5057 4 жыл бұрын
why
@mategumhert9375
@mategumhert9375 4 жыл бұрын
Well yes
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 3 жыл бұрын
Dream is a surprise too
@kiaraegal1161
@kiaraegal1161 4 жыл бұрын
12:28 My boyfriend wants to change me. Not by looks but by how I view myself. He wants me to accept compliments and that I see that I am worth more than how I feel like (does this make sense?). He knows all of my flaws and knew of them before we were together. He started to change me before we were together and just continued to do so. I'm so grateful to have him even though I think I can really get on his nerves. What I wanted to say is: sometimes it isn't so bad to try to change a person. And I would never leave him if he really succeeds in changing me
@arimay3829
@arimay3829 3 жыл бұрын
Robin: **says he’s ugly** Everyone: Would you stop that? Thanks cutie ❤️
@dontwatchme95
@dontwatchme95 2 жыл бұрын
hey . i wanted to thank you for .... whatever u do here it has been giving me laughs for some time have been dealing with mental health problems and bully people for a long time .... thankyou for 18 minutes of blindness from my life .
@liamthecreate4366
@liamthecreate4366 3 жыл бұрын
I cant I've been laughing at borgar for 30 minutes now im crying and everything hurts help
@ArcherThe2nd
@ArcherThe2nd 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get the Borger meme
@doggoadexx2680
@doggoadexx2680 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArcherThe2nd yeah I don’t get it either what is so funny about that?
@anotherunknown575
@anotherunknown575 3 жыл бұрын
B o r g e r.
@nog0dsnomasters
@nog0dsnomasters 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, he said he enjoys pain. And that cursed comments cause him pain. I guess we know why he does these videos now.
@UncleGrandpaFanatic1989
@UncleGrandpaFanatic1989 4 жыл бұрын
Cursed comments fuels my day
@amonke9376
@amonke9376 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@GoinGreninja
@GoinGreninja 4 жыл бұрын
Same indeed.
@KA1R0XD
@KA1R0XD 2 ай бұрын
Well that was one hell of an intro 😭✋
@simonbolivar1427
@simonbolivar1427 3 жыл бұрын
11:48 If this happened to me a breakup, murder, and suicide would happen so quickly that noone would even bother
@inky_dreams5393
@inky_dreams5393 4 жыл бұрын
Robin; im going to rip my ears off Me: ah.. the modern van gough of the internet
@ErrorintheAbyss
@ErrorintheAbyss 4 жыл бұрын
Schlatt, Dream, Tubbo, and Tommy in a video. This makes me happy.
@outermary
@outermary 4 жыл бұрын
yeeeee
@kit-cats-on-mars
@kit-cats-on-mars 3 жыл бұрын
Even though Robin explicitly said "Shut up Dream." in a despective way? Well, good for you, because I've seen people get toxic for less...
@Luckyoneotn
@Luckyoneotn 3 жыл бұрын
@@kit-cats-on-mars ok firstly "despective" isn't a word And second of all have you seen what dream said
@mrssulak
@mrssulak Жыл бұрын
“ Seeing me where? Step- *emkay* ? “
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