r/Cursedcomments | saving it for later :)

[@sefilontheultamitetimelord7874]

To the beginning: "If there is a gap in society, only half will burn"

[@e_tm]

I didn't get it, thanks

[@marleenvandegraaf2123]

I did

[@sefilontheultamitetimelord7874]

Yes, it's called Skin Color Propaganda

[@Nacho-x8l]

"if there's a dwarf in the group, covid only spreads through half"

[@monke_penguin]

@@sefilontheultamitetimelord7874 It's called "Many black mans and one white girl in a sofa"

[@insertname2919]

4:28 the most infuriating thing is that Robin read it from left to right

[@pkz8788]

congrats on being one of the only comments calling this out

[@GuyfromtheWAN]

Do you know the sauce tho :eyes:

[@asofknight9847]

Hardwired girl

[@ethanmittleholtz965]

@@GuyfromtheWAN pretty good

[@airforceone3383]

Oh, that has much more sense

[@thedorkknight9684]

3:07 fun fact, Liam Neeson was actually somewhat of a danger on set for the phantom menace. He was trained in sword fighting for Rob Roy, and kept moving the lightsaber In new ways that weren't in the choreography.

[@andriyuandres1293]

When robin said “I’ll talk to my girlfriend “ I laughed.

[@gaminglikethoushould8978]

Dayyyuuummmm

[@local_noun6769]

Haha get it because he doesn’t have a girlfriend.

[@seansaharas]

@@local_noun6769 hahaha ooh :) :| :(

[@benhawkes2752]

Damnnnnn 😂

[@kyecats2610]

So did he!!!

[@polarizing5486]

No one: Still no one: Boxes: *kinky time*

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

Oh no

[@abluehappyface748]

What would the baby boxes look like?

[@xiomistry9016]

Again...... IT'S COSSTS U ZERO FREAKING DOLLARS TO KINDLY not SAY THAT

[@polarizing5486]

@@xiomistry9016 Idc I will ruin your minds

[@xiomistry9016]

@@polarizing5486 [silently] plz don't

[@dustyashes2509]

The fact that there are 55 comments when it only been out for a minute makes me happy and diaponted at the same time

[@svenkrisenberg6684]

I also get the feeling of diapontment

[@zacharynotsorandom]

Yes yes, the diapotment from this video is not even closely exaggerated

[@purpleandgreenandpink]

Diapontment i th wost

[@derreckreyes5384]

@@svenkrisenberg6684 why are you guys insulting him for spelling a wrong word? i'm diaponted at peole on the inernet nowadays

[@svenkrisenberg6684]

@@derreckreyes5384 it’s called a meme, you wet almond

[@infinityzer054]

“Thumbnail comment”:”pocket snack” Me:”no.....POCKET RAKKS(plus peregrine mod and ghast call)!”🙃

[@weabalouok1678]

@Ethan Lin I-

[@NicheNobody]

@Ethan Lin oh-

[@joedantr1289]

Pocket smack

[@local_noun6769]

“Oh yeah, put me on the coat hanger, master.” I had to.

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

@Ethan Lin pocket fleshlight

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Australia's back at it again with the cursed wildlife

[@Blud6966]

and the fires

[@Evolved_Skeptic]

Less cursed & more bloody typical.

[@theguyunderyourbed7285]

I swear, I have seen you in like a dozen or more videos.

[@Fg795yt]

As a australian i can say:👎

[@arvo-noon]

**concerned Aussie noises**

[@Jake-in4wh]

9:57 Fun fact, this actually used to be the case, as it made sense, later people found out how the earth actually moved around the sun, and that the seasons were getting a bit fûcked up and at the wrong time of the year, so they stuck on two extra months. I’m pretty sure that’s what happened anyway, if anyone knows a bit more about it please feel free to let me know!

[@dan32767]

What have the Romans ever done for us? Edit: Actually they kinda copied the Egyptians but put their own flair on it (and added a leap year) - February was considered unlucky hence it is the shortest - Two months were inserted in the middle: July is named after the calendar's creator Julius Caesar and August after his adopted son (and future emperor) Augustus Octavian It has nothing to do with heliocentrism which was discovered first by the Greeks, revived by Copernicus, refined by Galileo, and proved using Newton's ideas

[@shibuskii9942]

As an Australian that huntsman is terrifying. it’s over twice the size of a normal huntsman which are usually really big

[@SuspiciousSalmon-pk3sk]

O-only twice????

[@laayiv9449]

Huntsmen are fine, they're actually pretty nice gents and are willing to support theocratic secessionist movements.

[@user-ob1nm7lt2w]

@@laayiv9449 one got smashed by my sister I shot the baby and the spider who Impregnated her

[@Xeorboom]

the bigger ones are actually less dangerous... the poisonous ones are small and fast

[@siliswest498]

Huntsman spiders have always scared the shit out of me

[@Iamthehughjanus]

Emkay is chaotic evil EzPz is chaotic neutral Tlo_oly is chaotic good

[@hmmm7794]

What about The Click.

[@SKtheMage]

@@hmmm7794 _Satwanic Evwil UwU_

[@W0B0N]

@@hmmm7794 What about Fake Jake?

[@hmmm7794]

@@W0B0N He's good.

[@ICNHH]

Gio Films (does he still do reddit vids?) Edit: forgot dark dom and long nail

[@silvercarroll2352]

“It’s Robin and today we’re bobbin’... for cursed comments” Sorry, that was awful. I’ll show myself out.

[@ScratchyPack]

Yes it was, do show yourself out, thank you

[@imanangel]

@@ScratchyPack amazing i love it!

[@bcarpyy2739]

I was the 69th like

[@blainetate743]

Nice play on the words.

[@Stellareach]

Here's the door

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Humanity is beautiful sometimes

[@andyjeong]

uh.

[@UW-pz1gq]

Funny considering how you removed human rights from a whole nation....

[@mara6360]

What de fuck...

[@chaonimation9586]

@@UW-pz1gq all left, all left

[@hanaazouri2181]

I ruined your 69 likes.

[@Eriey3]

The lady at 1:27 is Susan Kuhnhausen and she is the most badass boss lady ever! She ended up strangling that piece of garbage hitman and killed him. She is a warrior and a fighter! The fact she took him down after being hit in the face with the hammer is wild! She is quoted saying “I didn’t choose his death I chose my life” which that quote breaks my heart because it still weighs on her that she took a life but I am inspired by her outlook ✊🏻 just wanted to bring her story more to light and share her name! Hell yeah Susan ❤️👏🏻

[@deputyrook6232]

me : "alright, australian wildlife, who wants to go to the main continents?" all of them after seeing the insanity of r/cursedcomments : "hell f*ckin nah, we're safe, here."

[@cmat911]

9:43 Another fun fact about spiders, their brain is so big that it doesn't fully fit in their head and spills out into their legs. I love spiders :)

[@andistansbury4366]

Smort

[@cmat911]

@ I forgot that I commented this and your reply reminded me of this fact 😭

[@charax-1]

"Why does the top one look happy and the bottom one surprised" Box1: wait- did you bring the condom? Box2: oh sorry I'll get it sis

[@CT-fives5555]

Wait what

[@areaperleviathanthatcantal8588]

Dang, I was late to Chara X, damn it.

[@josephinealeksines4302]

*moans in box*

[@DaviGamingOFC]

@Swap Paps errrr... Paps... PROTECT SANS 'S EYES NOW!

[@DaviGamingOFC]

@Swap Paps buuuut paps,who is with you watching THIS?

[@lemonhoney172]

Queen: dying is gay Me: *guess I'll die*

[@noellburnett5697]

7:30 OMFG I WAS ACTUALLY HOLDING A JAR OF PICKLES WHEN I HEARD THIS NO JOKE WTH

[@Theplaneguy453]

0:52 “soil composition: sand, gravel, and communism” -liberty prime, fallout 4

[@andrewthederp7971]

9:02 this hit me right in the fucking heart because today I lost my hamster. I think he is somewhere in the house but searched everywhere :(

[@thetruebadevil]

did ya find it

[@CourierCat-isGod]

WE MUST KNOW IS IT DEAD OR DIDN U FIND IT

[@CourierCat-isGod]

WE MUST KNOW IS IT DEAD OR DIDN U FIND IT

[@SamuraiVertHD]

"Did you know pigeons die after sex? Well the one I f*cked did!" Ok Robin time to go outside...

[@matthewhalo1799]

“It cost you 0$ to say this” The more I hear this the more I wonder if someone out there actually pays some people to say these thing Sounds like a good way to make a quick buck

[@Nimatoir]

Did you know the humn anus can stretch about 7 inches (Approximately 18 centimeters) in diameter without being damaged? Did you also know that raccoons can squeeze into holes about 4 inches (Approximately 10 centimeters) is diameter? Fear the raccoons

[@borgerderpknight8789]

@@Nimatoir I do not like where this is going

[@The-ry4kh]

@white among us these comments were already in a video

[@TheGroupChannell]

4:29 The way you read those panels, is cursed enough to make that guy's comment look like a tea party

[@panickyk2300]

"KZbin and 'whoops forgot lube" LMFAO that got me on the ground

[@furiousfear772]

10:06 to whoever who didn't get this one. There were originally 10 months but then Julius Caesar added two more after his and his friend's name Julius -> July and Augutus -> August. Thus the joke that one who did it should be stabbed i.e., Julius Caesar who was stabbed

[@Bojacmancork]

what? they were referencing the murder of julius Caesar. He was stabbed to death.

[@furiousfear772]

@@Bojacmancork ummmm yeah

[@Bojacmancork]

@@furiousfear772 what are you talking about

[@furiousfear772]

@@Bojacmancork ignore it

[@quinnjustice9038]

It was his nephew not his friend

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

10:15 is no one going to mention how perfect that imitation was

[@noodleboy7662]

Me: Hey KZbin, how many comments are there? KZbin: Like....25. Me: Ok, can I see them? KZbin: Here's 5

[@aalamotaku2756]

Wait what.

[@coolnamehere9743]

Wait what

[@leoflores7025]

Wait what.

[@zl_1247]

Wait what.

[@jellyeatingcheese]

Dont wait i understand

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Question for you guys: What's the most cursed things you've encountered?

[@ekwnsb5676]

some guy shitting aggressively while eating dry pasta and hummed Queen songs

[@wysteria.]

@@ekwnsb5676 do i want to ask

[@snug7166]

No, probably not

[@colourblindchalk]

@@ekwnsb5676 wh-wha- you know what I'm not gonna ask

[@tastyyoylecake2069]

a cursed thing

[@Jsrgaming123]

Never been this early... I just happened to be done with my homework and I opened up yt

[@namesethan]

YEET

[@amyschlotterer1185]

Imagine actually doing homework

[@UndeadTerror1079]

@@amyschlotterer1185 right

[@VeggieGirl07]

@@amyschlotterer1185 inr lol

[@Faris727]

Amature

[@UwU-ye2hy]

1:38 - Not gonna lie this is totally a , before/after photo.

[@chrismichaels6912]

His shaggy impression is pretty good, wasn't expecting that.

[@Trailer_Yeeter]

7:01 someone graffitis the words “penis girl” everywhere in my neighborhood. Who ever this man is, I thank you for making my day every time I go pass that stop sign

[@Blobvisje]

Everyone's comment right now: 'CaN't bEliEvE I'm tHiS eArLY'

[@brandonwilliam2618]

Yes CaNt BLivE I’m ThIs EaRLY

[@zkull9982]

yep that's you...

[@marshman1744]

I cant believe im this early

[@editorforecast9418]

Me too

[@ninjabaiano6092]

4:30 dude buys a fridge and got a dishwasher.

[@aperson9007]

"Remember kids, dying is gay" She will never die in our hearts 💕

[@glitchd4557]

queen elizabeth - "Dying is gay!" um well how do we tell her about this

[@computer8490]

4:28 "A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it" -Bo Burnham

[@Astar..]

EmKay:uploads the video with the same(ish) profile picture and name twice 7K People : I feel like I have seen this but let’s watch it again

[@GoldemNecro]

10:15 THE SHAGGY VOICE WAS PERFECT AND HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Neo-yc8wj]

Okay I really want to clarify 9:58 these months were named this because they were the 7th 8th 9th and 10th month. Then Julius and Augustus Ceaser came and wanted a month of their own. hence July and August.

[@steamninja1614]

5:04 the guy eating the sausage

[@beatato]

1:15 he didn't help at all, I was fine doing the English book by myself and not crying. I'm not surprised my boyfriend despises him now after everything I've told him over half a decade later.

[@elijahcandage]

0:32 Well that aged well...

[@awesomestyles]

Day 38 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

[@rinnegan7292]

Damien has his own channel now

[@awesomestyles]

Rinnegan 729 I know. I was just saying, doing r/KidsAre*******Stupid would be a good time to bring back Damien’s videos of it, for he had previously covered the subreddit.

[@rinnegan7292]

@@awesomestyles ok

[@Retzmag]

9:25 imagine being arrested because you refuse to participate in a overly dramatic pinkey promise... -.-

[@CourierCat-isGod]

"overly dramatic pinkey promise" stop being correct >:(

[@grape6389]

4:28 *Robin reading the image from left to right* People that reads mangas: *visible anxiety* (I don't speak english as my first language, sorry if i spelled something wrong.)

[@jesuswhy5925]

1. Your English is fine 2. Do you know what manga/hentai it's from?

[@asofknight9847]

Hardwired girl

[@jesuswhy5925]

@@asofknight9847 Thank you, I will rectify

[@lyn6585]

Anyone know the sauce?

[@asofknight9847]

@@lyn6585 hardwired girl

[@mistman_161]

"Apologize for the length of this one" I'm sorry for the length of this one, Robin

[@user11018qioo]

0:03 levi: *intense sweating*

[@Gregey]

AOT?

[@CourierCat-isGod]

@@Gregey Yup, AOT levi aka smol spiny slicer

[@sanderlytes]

8:17 "IT'S RAW"

[@pinkninjamusic9898]

Thank you so much EmKay! I LOVE watching your cursed comments videos! I love all of the announcers. Keep up the good work! Stay safe, stay happy, stay healthy to all you folks at EmKay! -Pinkninja

[@notmaddie9108]

"I think I've got to talk with my girlfriend for a minute..." subtle flex Robin we see you

[@tjrember]

0:30 this aged like milk

[@TheBirdman1777]

Yes

[@typpsy8551]

4:38 "I need a little more alcohol". You and me both

[@eschermcgearey4464]

Robin: I think I gotta go talk to my girlfriend Everyone: Hol-up Also Robin in his head: HA, jokes on you I don't have a girlfriend (cries internally)

[@lanzjaredadlawan1560]

5:47 is da best out of all of'em

[@masterplayer1978]

4:28 who else got confused when he read the manga page left to right instead of right to left

[@edgyelectrokinetic6761]

1:39 "What are you doing, Step-box?"

[@thediamondpro5050]

super smash bros

[@Curvedalpha]

“Hey guys I’m robin! What’s popin?” I humbly request this line please robin

[@BigJubble]

0:45 So I actually live about 5 mins from the graveyard they are talking about. The reason they charge is also to limit and monitor the number coming and going from the cemetery because when they didn't people kept breaking bits off his grave as souvenirs. They also had to replace a stone bust of Marx nearby with a metal one for the same reason.

[@SuspiciousSalmon-pk3sk]

*OUR grave

[@politoed06]

6:39 NO SIR YOU SHALL NOT

[@sleepinstarss]

2:33 One little Hitler jumping on the bed Grabbed a gun and shot is head Everyone celebrated as the doctor said No more Hitlers jumping on the bed

[@colagamers2649]

Yay!

[@Ryuuu6581]

Yay!

[@juleswar1555]

it's called a ratburger OOF

[@raphaeldububuchim6983]

"At first I thought this was a before and after picture" I lost my shit

[@mmorgz6622]

7:10 XD holy shit that had me laughing

[@max_garcia]

Emkay: 4:27 *reads manga from left to right* Weebs: *Triggered*

[@bobsandvegana]

6:34 what are you doing step raccoon

[@aw11as]

4:28 When Robin doesn't read it from right to left *NORMIE ALERT*

[@yaboialphapsi-krieger2709]

When robin read the manga from left to right. Weebs and Otakus: *Screaming*

[@darrencoolman6972]

Came to find this comment

[@grat2304]

As a proud weeb, who reads even porn I'm offended by way he reads this dojunin

[@candydude68a9]

And I still am looking for the sauce

[@TheAimirak]

"Damn right I do, bitch nugget" I started wheezing at that line LMAFOOOO 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@DiabloRedfox]

4:28 weebs who realised he read it wrong... Edit: The sauce is Hardwired Girl

[@nicholasbenavides4220]

Sauce

[@catinaboot1934]

Sauce

[@DiabloRedfox]

@@nicholasbenavides4220 Hardwired Girl

[@DiabloRedfox]

@@catinaboot1934 Hardwired Girl

[@massivepp4585]

I found it amazingly funny when robin the red-breasted bird said "ooh ooh I know this one about 2 1/2 racoons wide" made me die from one of his past videos

[@Liminaial]

7:50 Samus Take the "am" out and put in first Am sus

[@MoonLight-zj8iu]

Blockbuster and Cockthruster is probably the best thing I've heard all week

[@thesxrynlxx2729]

5:13 *guy drinking lemonade*

[@uranianUmbra413]

The judge: do you swear to tell the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth? Me: I will not and am not telling the truth The judge: *explodes*

[@itsmerafael6525]

i was on a zoom meating and this hapend 9:14 they only hear the word sex the teacher is mad

[@loganstidd2839]

4:48 bro I once accidentally stole a bag of welches gummy bears and was like "OH CRAP"

[@srabantibhattacharjee6289]

He's backkkkkkkkkk it's our man robin and he's poppin

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@srabantibhattacharjee6289]

@@donkeyhobo34 no ❤

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@srabantibhattacharjee6289 yes

[@srabantibhattacharjee6289]

@@donkeyhobo34 no ❤

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@srabantibhattacharjee6289 yes

[@rappah.experience]

2:45 the worst thing is that the slogan is releatable to me

[@Kat-yv5ye]

10:55 Me, who lives in las vegas: :(

[@luigiwithashotgun2196]

3:47 Me: Make A Wish Foundation? 3:50 Me: *Sometimes my genius...It’s almost frightening*

[@markmeyer6233]

7:20 this is so cursed

[@personhuman1813]

(asleep) (buzz-like pixel ping sound) (gets started) (wakes up) *(realization)*

[@mayfeiadetenailoyalistofno3376]

It triggered me when he read that “manga” page the wrong way.

[@docmcstuffins6300]

any one got the sauce...? for science and research. ik its november, shush.

[@docmcstuffins6300]

nvm bois i found it. its called hardwired girl. but goodluck finding a place to read it for free, coz i havent.

[@mayfeiadetenailoyalistofno3376]

@@docmcstuffins6300 sad

[@docmcstuffins6300]

@@mayfeiadetenailoyalistofno3376 very

[@ramiel7955]

@@docmcstuffins6300 so... Nhentai cant?

[@lifeloverfan4L]

I love your videos so much

[@2NVRTD]

Day 2 of trying to get robin to say “I’m robin and I was just sobbing”

[@guts1913]

" short people just cant get lit " No they just cant get high. Get it ? No? Okay I'll let myself out....

[@trashpanda9380]

Day 1 of asking Robin to start the video with "I'm the Robin that leaves you throbbin'"

[@zimmygirl777]

Oh my Glob! No! Not the bunny rabbit!😭😢🐰👻

[@Preyfr60]

You'll never have to apologize to put a bit more content than usual. When you make a 9:30 video, then yes.

[@frostbot75readaboutsection53]

anything small: **exists** cursed commenters: *eat it*

[@justsomerando4905]

11:14 Or scooby! 😳

[@unexpectedcomment5321]

1:56 People: want thick spider girl. The thick spider girl we got.

[@iansarmiento23]

Is no one talking about how good his Shaggy impression is? It's a 9/10, needs some work but almost perfect!

[@thundergamer9554]

8:02 soooooooo nobody is gonna talk about how good that was?

[@retardederaser418]

why does every cursed comment mostly when they see a cute animal they say "snack"

[@jabbathehut1871]

3:10 It's bad bussiness for the school, because the kid can sue if the teacher isn't giving him the response he likes: cowering in fear.

[@notagoomba7298]

title correction: *YOU* cant eat him

[@thediamondpro5050]

why would you eat it first when you can fuck it to add more flavour

[@lucyda_dawg8843]

Robin: I'll talk to my girlfriend His dog : bro I'm not u r counselor