r/Dontyouknowwhoiam | READ A BOOK???

[@SpiritmanProductions]

14:10 _"You are not speaking English."_ *How much more English can you get than cricket?* 💀

[@KasumiRINA]

Isn't cricket a mostly India thing? xD

[@forgotmyname4807]

​@@KasumiRINA no, the player who made the post made is Australian (cricket is a huge thing is Australia), he is talking about his disappointment in New Zealand, another country other than India, nd we obviously won't have international matches if it was just one country thing

[@excuzemeleeyum1526]

@@KasumiRINA cricket originated in england.

[@KasumiRINA]

@@forgotmyname4807 it's still strange seeing non-Indians playing cricket. That's like having non-Americans play baseball, culture shock seeing Japanese having teams in it.

[@Zulkak1357]

​@@KasumiRINAThat's a you thing, I associate cricket with australians

[@Stagecoach_Studios]

saying read a book to stephen king is like saying “touch grass” to a tree

[@Shalakor]

No, more like saying "touch grass" to a dandelion. A sufficiently robust canopy on a tree might exclude grass from growing in its footprint, but you always see grass and dandelions sharing spaces. Stephen King is seemingly never not around books and writing.

[@sillylittledrummer]

Fr it’s like telling a fish to learn how to swim 💀

[@justsomeonewholikestodraw6309]

​@@Shalakorsome trees are actually grass, like a palm tree

[@FrogmanhatesQibli]

@@justsomeonewholikestodraw6309 thats stupid. Trees should be their own category

[@lordcypher5889]

@@FrogmanhatesQibli Well I think trees should be allowed to be what they want, even if it's grass.

[@dayzlove4994]

Tony Hawk is the kind of guy to win a Tony Hawk look a like contest and then they only later learn he was Tony Hawk.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Probably not. Charlie Chaplin didn't even come close to winning one of those and he did enter one.

[@JanMaynz]

No no no, he'd get SECOND place. Because everyone can tell he looks like Tony Hawk, but nobody thinks he looks enough like him to BE him, meanwhile some lookalikes are so close that people wonder if he's the real deal...

[@Nevertoleave]

Actually, I could see that. People see Tony Hawk and go, damn you look just like Tony Hawk, crazy, anyways what’s your name? Oh you have his same name, ha ha, neat… what?

[@rando5638]

@@JanMaynz Yeah, I get what you're saying. I forget if there's an actual term for it right now, but it's one of those cases where a person stood next to a lookalike of themselves gets accused of being the lookalike on account of the "fake" better meeting people's _expectations_ of what said person is like.

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

​@@rando5638 it's like when Dolly Parton lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest to a drag queen.

[@Pixl-vp9]

Me: accidentally disrespects a celebrity Them: don’t you know who I am? Me: no, I don’t

[@AIHumanEquality]

Very few celebs would say that kinda thing.

[@vduffy6879]

seriously though I've heard of like three of the people in this video 😭 But also Lucifer 😮

[@Pixl-vp9]

@@AIHumanEquality I know

[@shikihonmakaixxv6542]

It's fine because not all celebrity is that famous but the most embarrassing is when your debate the fact again the writer itself.

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, B-CH!

[@RobE01234]

1:30 Telling Stephen King himself to “Try reading a book sometime.” is like telling an old bird to learn how to fly. He’s the last person you wanna tell how to do their job…

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

r/darkhumor

[@zemanishere]

It’s like telling Karl Fairburne how to snipe

[@FFVison]

In all fairness, he did write Maximum Overdrive. While I'm not published and don't have any movie writing/directing credits, at least I'm not credited with writing and directing Maximum Overdrive. That said, yea, that was pretty funny. The guy does write some classics. My "movie credits" are limited to being an extra in the summer vacation based sequel to Christmas Story. At least it did so poorly you cannot even tell that you cannot differentiate me from all of the other kids running out of the school building.

[@ThatAstrosKid30]

YOU ARE CRITICIZING A FAX MACHINE 📠

[@aberlope5239]

Yes but he Is Literally a Fax machine

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

Telling Stephen King to read a book has the same vibe of that one programming job listing for a Node JS developer that only the creator of Node JS would be able to fill.

[@manfredrichtoften8848]

From what I remember, that job listing required 5 years experience while Node JS existed for 3 at the time.

[@VereMyth]

@@manfredrichtoften8848 on top of that, supposedly the creator applied stated he made it and was DENIED...Crazy...

[@oddlyspecificbaseball]

King got faxed

[@hunterhose347]

King got Faxed

[@WookieRookie]

Hey, Jesus, do something, pray to God, I don't know

[@legthepeg]

5:30 Dude arguing with the punisher writer is the biggest dim-o-tron ever

[@woobgamer5210]

wow its like big comic book nerds are extremely sexist

[@davey5703]

​@@woobgamer5210Probably because comic books are usually about big buff superhero man

[@MsVilecat]

I remember reading through the actual thread. The og post was a joke made because a female videogame protagonist was being shat on and ppl saying she'd look prettier if she smiled (might have been Ellie when TLOU2 came out). The whole thing was a wild ride.

[@sopadumacacoumadelicia5]

​@@woobgamer5210 Even worse when it's about the Punisher. That guy is an incel magnet

[@ZackShark1]

​@@davey5703 god I love buff men

[@TetraSky]

Poor doctor finding an article written by the patient. Kudos on them trying to look it up, but damn...

[@oooeee5556]

A guy once called me a racist because I mentioned Vietnam still had dog-eating social problems. I guess I didn't live here since I was born and study law which focuses on social issues.

[@patrickhector]

I lived in china for a few months when I was a kid in a very non-touristy area, and people are often very surprised when I bring up that yes a dog bitcher did open up right below our apartment in the morning street market, literally the week we left. It sounds like such a racist thing to say, that "x eat dog meat", but like so long as you're not generalising it (one of our neighbours was incredibly nice and would *never* eat dog, she had an absolutely disgusting gremlin of a dog herself that she was absolutely in love with) it is honestly true for some places.

[@bestrafung2754]

That reminds me of when someone once called me Islamophobic for saying "Chechnya" as a response to a question asking if there are actually concentration camps for gay people. I'm a practicing Muslim (and no, I don't agree with what's happening). They then had the cheek to start insisting that I'm "clearly not" despite them obviously being a non-Muslim and probably a white American thinking they're "standing up for minorities" or something.

[@spartanbeast3575]

@@bestrafung2754 As a Muslim, I agree, Chechenya has gone crazy a long while ago.. Kadyrov has become really crazy, the stuff he does.. he sends hitmen to kill people in other countries who speak out against him (a total of 9 people were killed overseas by his hitmen, some in Middle East and some in Europe)

[@Groaker]

For my non-Australian friends, asking Shane Warne if he knows how spin bowling in cricket works is like asking Stephen King if he knows how narratives in stories work.

[@tjrobertson9064]

And for the Australian non-cricket mates (though I dunno if a single soul in Australia doesn't know who Warnie is), asking Shane Warne if he knows how spin bowling works is like asking Steve Irwin if he knows how to handle literally any animal in existence.

[@princealigorna7468]

6:00 Gail is the best. One of the most critically acclaimed (and top selling) comic writers of all time, and she has zero time for anyone's misogyny and bullshit. Met her a few times at C2E2. Usually she's super busy when she's at a convention, but she does recognize regulars and always has a nice word if you talk to her

[@tkps]

Not hard to be 'critically acclaimed' when you're surrounded by sycophants. She's the "if you don't like my politics, don't buy my books" person when working for a company whose way of making money is for people to buy the company's books. People did as she asked. Never seen such a smarmy cow as when I saw her say that. Not so smarmy these days. She's just like that other one; 'everything's racist, everything's sexist, everything's homophobic and we have to call it out' (and I am a woman). No time for people like her.

[@suburbanbanshee]

And she tries to make people kill themselves, and added another body this week. Yay, great person to idolize!

[@thelunchlady8276]

Her Birds of Prey run was so good.

[@technosauruswrex]

Serious question then: If that's the case why is the going and saying shit like that then?

[@princealigorna7468]

@@technosauruswrex???

[@IronWolf123]

14:31 Shane "Warnie" Warne is possibly the greatest Australian Cricketer in history and a great leg spin bowler (Think of a curve ball but for cricket). Basically telling a legendary bowler that he should bowl better is why it was on the subreddit. Warnie passed away a few years ago from a heart attack in Thailand.

[@kiwiguy72]

Asking the greatest spin bowler of all time if he knows how to spin is hilarious!

[@cam5556]

99.94 , Shane Warne may be the *second* best Australian cricketer in history

[@jenconvertibles]

not saying that he should bowl better, saying that he didn’t understand how spinning pitches work. Also for the record, nz ended up winning that match comfortably without picking a spinner, and not picking a spinner made complete sense because they didnt have a form spinner that deserved to be in the team. Also, that southampton pitch does not have any spin in it at all, not for the reasons old mate on twitter said but still. Warnie got that one wrong

[@KestrelDC]

The thing about the Punisher bit is that the guy’s whole “there’s a reason he doesn’t smile bunch” is like…. actually a reason Gail’s joke works even better, actually….. And his weird fixation on “probably female centric” (also the “probably” Lmfao) is….

[@foogod4237]

Yeah, to be honest, I probably would have just responded to him with "Yes. That's the whole point."

[@sadmac356]

​@@foogod4237same. Because, seriously

[@TitaniaBird]

Of course she writes a lot of comics with women protagonists. That's what she's best known for, aside from being one of the people who made Deadpool *Deadpool* instead of him being just Rob Liefeld's Deathstroke expy.

[@insomniac9933]

He probably saw wonder woman and burst a blood vessel

[@arthas640]

That "probably" made zero sense too, he's on a computer and could easily Google the titles to find out. If you want to argue a point you'll need to invest at least 30 seconds googling if you want to even try to win

[@theominouspigeon]

whos this guy again?

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

How should I know

[@FairFeline]

I have no clue

[@LazySkeleton206]

ehh no idea. I

[@ERichards81008]

Uhhhhhhhhh good question...

[@Cosmogus_]

Idk who is this guy

[@midnightpebble4377]

Robin is in my top favorite emkay narrators. Literally LOVE him and his sense of humor 😂

[@matheussanthiago9685]

Robin got that cartoon main character energy

[@Messier42-handle]

stopped liking him after i found out hes a VA for zamination. not putting up with that.

[@aSipOfHemlocktea]

​@@Messier42-handleand nobody wept.

[@midnightpebble4377]

@@Messier42-handle came me ignorant or wtv, but I fail to see the issue with that?

[@freyja4818]

@@Messier42-handle Wait what's wrong with that?

[@TheEldritchHyena]

Man, I really respect the humility of that Kyle Clark dude. He had a bunch of meaningless praise directed towards his old work and not only didn't feed the Twitter hoard, but also straight up admitted that it wasn't anything special and any competent journalist would've done it the exact same way. We definitely need more humble people like him running the media these days, society wouldn't be anywhere near as fucked as it is now if every journalist was like him.

[@KaiHenningsen]

They should have instead said "that's the whole point: we need more competent journalists".

[@UltraCenterHQ]

0:09 Someone on the internet admitting their mistake? What kind of alternate universe is this?

[@Kinglovinstone]

Its the good side of twitter (aka, the 5%)

[@funnyguythe285th]

​@@Kinglovinstone you mean 0.01%

[@total_blasphemy]

anyone will bow down to phineas and ferb

[@HeatedBlizzard]

2:22 I play split gate, and hearing "Killitoration!" is satisfying. For those who don't know, Killitoration means a 10 kill streak

[@Joannes808]

Everyone knows that hearing "Kilimanjaro" from your screen was the absolute pinnacle of gaming achievement any normal mortal player could ever hope to reach more than once.

[@FunkyFurret]

@@Joannes808something i could never get...

[@water6006]

2:17 Tom Ryan is a former professional Halo 2 player, he has won over 40 major LAN events and won 5 MLG Championships for Halo, and has been named the most successful console gamer (in regards to tournament placings/wins/wins in different game titles).

[@orthanus]

14:20 The irony of saying "You are not speaking English, what the hell are you talking about" when the text is discussing cricket, the most English thing ever, is hilarious.

[@tjrobertson9064]

To be fair it's Shane Warne discussing cricket. No non-Australian man could understand a shred of cricket lingo he mentioned if they tried (unless they're british, then probably)

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

18:33 This made me laugh so hard bc I’m a Hermitcraft girly, and that is xB energy at its finest 😂

[@PersonJay]

Lol same

[@sophiasanford4506]

Same! i love Hermitcraft and i got giddy seing XB in an Emkay video. lol

[@Fleta_Maughner]

Lol same.

[@kkTeaz]

discovering this comment has made my day somehow, "Hermitcraft girly" is me too! it's like seeing yourself comment :D

King writes too many books to have time to read any.

[@JosephDalton-xc1iw]

He actually has said he greatly admires Tolkien’s writing.

[@papertoweldowner]

doesnt he have to read his own

[@katier9725]

7:20 When I went to a doctor last year after my accident that *shoved my kneecap sideways* and had to walk on crutches for like 2 months, the guy didn't do anything but sit on his desk and type some stuff on his computer. Bless the doctor in this timestamp to actually inform himself and try to figure out the issue with heart and interest. Those people are rare nowadays.

[@TheBreadthatcausedLesMis]

14:14 Shane Warne is a well known former australian cricketer and the stuff he's talking about is Cricket terms.

[@Ryanthusar]

Yeah, but the Yanks wouldnt know Australian sports because they dont think there are other countries out there. As to Robin not knowing, come on, ya online all the time and should :P ... but yeah, NZ = New Zealand if he hasnt worked that out.

[@TheBreadthatcausedLesMis]

@@Ryanthusar True, though I feel any country with cricket kind of knows of Shane. Though it also could just be my English mind overinflating things because of him being part of many an Ashes match.

[@iceymonster4675]

Funnily enough though, he was right.. NZ didn't need a spinner anyway as weather did indeed play its part lol. Who would we have played anyway, though? Only two offies and two part timers were named in the squad iirc, and that doesn't make for a particularly threatening attack against the likes of India

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

for real. I hate cricket (am a Kiwi) but I know who Shane Warne is.

[@havanadaurcy1321]

The original cheat (Yes, pitch reporting was cheating and still is if money involved) before Sandpapergate. If Cricket Australia were serious, betting would have been banned when Tim May ratted.

[@EtherWolf2459]

The thing about harrison ford is if you do ever meet him never talk about star wars because he enjoys Indy more than Han Solo

[@thecursed01]

Wise choice

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

14:05 FYI Shane Warne is a famous Australian cricketer. (He's talking about the game of cricket). And yes the "Nz" is referring to New Zealand, dunno why the z is lower case.

[@RAJF24]

Im certainly not the first person to say this but… WE NEED ALL THE EMKAY NARRATORS IN A VIDEO PLEASE!!!

[@dayzlove4994]

Technically we do, just not at the same time.

[@AIHumanEquality]

The whole reason they have different narrators is so they don't need to use the same one constantly and can give the others time off.

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

@@AIHumanEquality once again living up to your name

[@M11FR.]

are you forgetting the fact that they live in different time zones???

[@Lynthechickennugget]

@@M11FR. I mean people could record different audio in different places send it to one person and let them edit it, but they need the rest. In the meantime we do have those compilation videos.

[@skibidiBus]

4:50 is honestly kinda wholesome. Telling some dude about something really cool he did without realizing he was talking to the person.

[@lidbass]

The funniest thing about the Trainspotting quote is that not only did Irvine Welsh write the book, he collaborated on the script for the film and IS ACTUALLY IN THE FILM!!!

[@AnhedonicAlien]

5:09 “Actually Punisher has a reason for not smiling” that’s… that’s the point?

[@taxevasion1350]

14:10 The post is about cricket. The guy asked Shane Warne, an australian bowler who is highly regarded as the best spin bowler of all time if he knew anything about spin bowling

[@tkps]

I reckon Shane would've taken it on the chin too.

[@andrewollmann304]

I know that a “bowler” is basically a pitcher, right? He throws the ball to the batsman. But, what is a “spin bowler?”

[@taxevasion1350]

@@andrewollmann304 Bowlers are similar to pitchers except in cricket you bowl the ball so it bounces once. Spin bowlers will spin the ball as they release it and get it to turn as it bounces. Shane warne was able to get the ball to turn like 90 degrees on a grass cricket strip which is absolutely insane

[@andrewollmann304]

@@taxevasion1350 Holy crud, that is a skill.

[@taxevasion1350]

@@andrewollmann304 yeah man warne was on a whole nother level

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

The things that people believe, only to turn around and question other totally legitimate things, absolutely baffles my mind.

[@anomnidoom]

14:22 As others have stated, this post is about Shane Warne, a legendary cricket player from Australia (who tragically passed in 2022). The fact that the post reads weirdly is because he was talking about a cricket test match.

[@msthecommentator2863]

20:44 I knew a guy who took a trip to South Korea and his Korean friend convinced him to get a haircut while he was there. Every hairdresser in the shop wanted to touch his head because they had never seen curly hair before. 😂

[@xamiranimatics]

This is giving "we know these halls, the odds can be tilted" "You don't think I know my own palace? *I built it*" (from EPIC: The Musical)

[@A59ri]

14:15 Cricket. He’s talking about New Zealand cricket.

[@AIHumanEquality]

They even make a joke in Alan Wake 1 that Poets of the Fall sound a lot like Old Gods of Asgard during one of the radio broadcast sections where they played a Poets of the Fall song. And some people still didn't make the connection?

[@galomendo]

i love when robin laughs-

[@BaseballisFun450]

1:33 is one of the greatest Faxes in MLB on FAX history.

[@oddlyspecificbaseball]

It's an mlb record

[@BaseballisFun450]

@@oddlyspecificbaseball Freddie never did that

[@andrewollmann304]

3:52 “Goa” is one of the Westernmost states in India and “Aunty/Uncle” is an Asian/Middle-Eastern term for an older woman/man.

[@skootergirl22]

Just love how the famous skateboarder that has video games based on him looks like your average bob standard guy but with epic skateboarding skills

[@pirobot668beta]

These tales remind me of a woman who had converted to Catholicism. She was so stoked, she took a pilgrimage to the Holy City, to see the Pope. When she had her time to meet Him, the first thing she did was to tell His Grace all about the wonders of being a Catholic. Nothing like the exuberance of the Newbie...

[@YoshiAsk]

I mean, that's kinda sweet lol

[@jeromeymascarenhas6044]

I feel like the funniest thing to do at this point is to just tell other celebrities you recognize that they look kind of like Tony Hawk

[@devanduraipragash6106]

14:37 dude argues with Shane Warne , the greatest spin bowler, ever on spin bowling.

[@Candycane-Foxy-YT]

2:48 Good to know that the expert can call himself to help himself lol 😂

[@15cola]

21:05 lol back in high school i went on a class trip to china and so many people were absolutely awestruck to see a bunch of white teenagers walking around. i got asked to take a selfie with three separate people while shopping in shanghai, and when we took group photos out in public there was a 100% chance some random stranger would take their own photo of us too

[@lucy_Bad_Bunny]

5:50 that is literally such a painful moment to witness. Of all hills he chose to die on he chose to die on the hill of lies.

[@Flutter_Batty]

12:42 That was me at some point, years ago. I was heavily into the rollercoaster simulator "No Limits," and I had found an amazing design on the website. Then later on, I found the exact same design on KZbin, and I was foolish enough to not check the description. Called out the videographer for taking credit for the rollercoaster designer's work, only to be told that they were in fact, the same person.

[@krishnaagarwala2626]

14:25 The guys talkin bout the Internal Cricket Championship Test World Cup. Test is a form of Cricket played internationally. And ICC is the board which scheduels the matches. Kind of like FIFA and international football. Edit: all the terms ya didnt understand Robin, are terms for cricket, so you wouldnt understand of you havent seen it many times or played it.

[@Jorpda]

14:25 I see the issue, Warnie was a famous Aussie cricket star. Both him being Aussie and talking about cricket is probably why you don’t understand it. But you probably should’ve recognised Nz as New Zealand

[@svets0029]

As an American who watches cricket, your lack of Cricket knowledge disappoints me 14:20

[@santievj2041]

the post at 14:26 is about cricket and Warne is one of the best boller's ever so yes he knows what he is talking about

[@andreasnygaard98]

21:00 expect it to happen. Im 6'4" and i was asked by a family to take a photo with their kid whilst in China. A few days later, me and a couple of guys i was there with (6'6" and 6'7") saw a chinese guy taller than all of us, so we had to take a picture with him

[@CraigUntlNytTym]

I think that borderlands movie looks great... "Stupid and batshit fun" is perfect for anything borderlands.

[@treepotato9273]

I came here looking for this comment

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

exactly! That's like the perfect description for Borderlands. It's batshit and super fun. I think the series could be good. I'm tentatively hopeful at least.

[@technosauruswrex]

Yeah the writing doesn't immediately look terrible but the casting is questionable at best.

[@Greenhawk4]

not the cast tho.

[@CraigUntlNytTym]

@@technosauruswrex it looks great. Jack Black as Claptrap is genius... As is Tannis casting... That girl playing Tiny Tina did wonderful as young Ahsoka. Honestly my ONLY complaint is that they didn't include Brick and Mordecai, literally my ONLY complaint.

[@sammybee5441]

I love stuff like this because it gives me flashbacks to my curling team getting a photo with jill officer, an Olympic gold medal winning curler, and then immediately afterwards asking her who she was and why my teammates seemed so fanboy like. She was wearing her metal too and we have a signed jersey and photos of her at my school

[@neonice6137]

Robin not getting the shane warne/ cricket one was hilarious

[@gauravalexanderminz8032]

14:02 That's all cricket talk. Shane Warne was a cricketer for the Australian team. This info comes from a guy who's not even interested in cricket but has been forced to know who the guy is, because people kept bringing him up in conversation when he used to play.

[@makhina8839]

Dang, I guess Kill-A-Man-Jaro has gone from the lexicon…

[@sammy6870]

Poets of the Fall being mentioned in a video like this makes me so happy. They've been my favourite band for over 10 years and it's amazing to see a band that used to be so obscure become more widely known.

[@Beeba10]

13:38 **gasp** Trollhunters reference? Loved Gnome Chompsky 🥰

[@Gentleman_Ghost1]

i wanted to know because i wasnt sure i love Troll hunters!!

[@KP-su2em]

the shane warne one is actually wild. asking the goat of spin if he knows how spin works lmaooo

[@spongebobguy2cook]

5:24 jokes aside that whould be terrifying to see him smile as he kills you

[@trollyXD]

1:40 If he wrote "Try reading a book without snorting cocain" it would have been a sick burn

[@KC3Lay]

The only thing I remember from after I finally got a kill in Halo is the word Suicide plastered on my corner of the screen.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Funny story. I only get the Wayne Gretzky one because I got a hand-me-down pair of roller blades that say they're his #1 pick on them.

[@nw4042]

2:43 DOUBLE KILL! MULTI KILL! ULTRA KILL!!! M-M-M-MONSTER Kill!! God help me if I'm remembering UT 99 wrong.

[@Ishan9726gaming]

18:46 No way this dude called Claude 3 a "pointless piece of stupid trash" 😭💀

[@UnixTMDev]

"You can be that?!" yeah, that's programmers

[@xellis8434]

To be honest, I wouldn't call King's graphomania "books" in any sense but the broadest one.

[@XanquaTheWatcher]

18:42 yooo first time seeing a hermit in an emkay vid :D

[@sophiasanford4506]

same! and im loving it!

[@valoclips4u]

14:10 Shane Warne is the best spin bowler in history and someone asked him if he knows how spin works

[@thespinningchickennugget7871]

13:45 never expected a conversation about trollhunters

[@TheNutshaq]

Arguing with Gail Simone about comic book characters is so funny

[@robertnett9793]

Friend of mine once called some telecom hotline because he had moved and they didn't manage to move his account / connection to his new location to the agreed date. So the lady on the line explained in great detail, that she couldn't do anything about it and it had to be escalated to some higher ups yada yada. He then went on telling her: "Ok. You see the screen in front of you, yeah? Click on that button top right, and enter the following stuff in the fields that appear. Then press the OK button below." She of course questioned how he knew this - "Because I fucking wrote that program."

[@stevensiferd7104]

14:02 -- Robin has to read a Reddit conversation about cricket, which is like a ChatGPT version of a two-team sport.

[@stuff4007]

Happened to me, too. I wrote a short story, and a fan started brainstorming expansion ideas on her blog. Really cute! Anyway - one of her blog readers found her brainstorms, then my story - so they then came after me to accuse me of plagiarizing my fan. Not fun.

[@Grubleafeater]

The fact that they had the balls to cast KEVIN HART as ROLAND is unforgivable.

[@MrHodoAstartes]

0:50 walked into Gerhard Schröder, former chancellor of Germany at a sushi bar. Jovial elder gentleman, him. Struck up a conversation with everyone while he waited for his order, downed a sake while we talked. You could think he was just a local guy, if he wasn't being carted around in an armored Mercedes with an agent behind the wheel.

[@chloesibilla8199]

Nothing made me feel more helpless than going to a therapist and doing it the "right way" only to watch her pull up the same wikipedia page that I had read and use that to diagnose me.

[@Nevertoleave]

They’re just double checking. Had a doctor pause and go, “wait let me check to make sure. Yeah, yeah you’re still good to take this while pregnant.”

[@MsVilecat]

Doublechecking medication counterindications is different than looking up mental health diagnoses (unless it's a very rare/unique case) as the list of drugs is ridiculously long, includes dosage and distribution method (ex.: tablet or oral liquid), and a graded system is used to indicate the safety level (it isn't just y/n). And usually they'd look at the DSM-5 book which is the official resource for diagnosing mental health and behavioral problems, not Wikipedia.

[@Apenas_Um_Brasileiro]

2:29 You have good taste, man.

[@soisaus564]

its weird how emkay constantly says "idk if this is true but i believe it is (for the video)" when he sees a topic little less well known for him to believe or be able to easily lookup

[@wormybobcat3706]

1:41 I'd like to add more to the irony by saying that they mention how "failure drives us to improve" about a movie that features Captain freaking Marvel from the MCU, a.k.a. Captain No Responsability.

[@oddlyspecificbaseball]

Steven King got faxed so hard

[@truetratty]

​@@oddlyspecificbaseballeveryone on this video got faxed so hard

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2:07 that's like telling H.A.T.E that he doesn't know impersonation (he is a malicious being of pure evil who will either promise a being godly power (falsely) or disguise as a friend of his target and when the target starts to get suspicious of him (usually takes a WHILE), kills them as soon as he notices them being suspicious of him, so theres the explanation as to what h.a.t.e is and what the metaphor is. sorry for the paragraph in parentheses. (i know i butchered that probably))

[@pannercakes487]

18:33 one of the only people in this video I know, lol! I didn’t expect to see you here xb

[@sophiasanford4506]

same! Lol

[@electr0cute170]

"Why is she playing Lilith" is the most savage thing i have ever heard anyone do to Lilith

[@SabertoothDeathmouse]

The username at 10:55 is just too perfect

[@AMightyViciousOlogsFriend]

Tony Hawk cameoed in a Weird Al music video and Weird Al never knew. Tony Hawk really has mastered the art of blending in.

[@pokelily_7799]

20:57 According to google he's 6'2 so dude's a friggin tower lmao

[@FTFromTurkey]

robert wadlow

[@TheEldritchHyena]

I'm 6'3. I guess that's one thing I have over MrBeast.

[@pokelily_7799]

@@TheEldritchHyena Size doesn't matter but 1 inch isn't exactly impressing anyone

[@jamesparkes8776]

​@@pokelily_7799 one inch is a lot man...

[@ThisDude234]

​@@jamesparkes8776it also has a really good personality

[@jimmyjohnson1870]

I love that he's Dad first, husband second, doctor third. Really cute, though each role is commendable.

[@GhostBear3067]

I learned what an aglet is from the Question on Justice League Unlimited, and their true purpose is sinister.

[@Scribble443]

Telling Steve king to read a book is like telling an intern to “try and make as little money as I do for one day”

[@Request_2_PANic]

18:32, Wasn't expecting a Hermit to show up here. 20:44, He's 6' 2'', (~188cm)

[@sophiasanford4506]

same, i was surprised to see a Hermit mentioned

[@Matthew-m3h]

As someone from northern ireland who doesn't keep up with the news thank you for reminding me how little our government actually shows up for work

[@Dotios187]

Johnathan stevens aint taking disrespect lol

[@whatisthisalgorithm]

I haven't seen Troll Hunters in so long. I'm Surprised that I knew what that conversation was with no context.

[@melodramaticdragon5826]

Same.

[@advanceringnewholder]

11:02 It's Javascript. Nobody knows about javascript. If you wrote a book about javascript, it would probably going to be out of date by the time of publication because javascript is changing really quickly. It used to be only 1 server side runtime, Nodejs, then came Deno, then came Bun, then came Winterjs.

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

14:14 "do you understand spin?" to one of the greatest spin bowlers in history is absolutely amazing

[@Kinemio]

2:27 I'm a "you died!" kinda guy.

[@Kinglovinstone]

Course YOU are

[@tetraploid5000]

I’m a “DEFEAT!” kinda guy…

[@T3H_C0SM1C_SP4RT4N]

Imo im a "You Placed 76th" Kind of guy

[@Kinemio]

@@T3H_C0SM1C_SP4RT4N I died before the game even started 😭

[@CaptainW_rCrimes]

14:30 Shane is a professional Australian cricketer

[@nathanpumarlo8628]

0:15 genuinely, who the hell is jonathan stevens

[@Zpixi09]

He’s Johnathan Stevens

[@Tyx1c4lity]

He's the guy! How dont you know him?

[@napoleonicprussiaball]

The man, the myth, the legend, its johnathan stevens

[@DeacTheone]

A British medical researcher and campaigner for Parkinson’s disease

[@MynameisnotGraey]

The person who left the comment shown here as his first

[@whyonthefall5373]

Not only did Irvine Welsh write the Trainspotting novel, he actually acted in the film too: the guy who gave Renton the suppositories