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@Benwut
@Benwut 3 ай бұрын
As a guy doing an apprenticeship at a construction site, if I saw some boots under rubble or asphalt, I'd probably go a bit closer, squish the boot to make sure there's no foot in there and then laugh about it and try troll my mates by fake panicking.
@Tom_Nolasame
@Tom_Nolasame 3 ай бұрын
"HOLY SH-T WE KILLED DAVE WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"
@owenbraintlytaniel8792
@owenbraintlytaniel8792 2 ай бұрын
Put some rock
@owenbraintlytaniel8792
@owenbraintlytaniel8792 2 ай бұрын
So when they squish it like you ot felt real
@jamesdreads7828
@jamesdreads7828 2 ай бұрын
As a guy doing an apprenticeship on site, you should go put the kettle on
@arthas640
@arthas640 2 ай бұрын
The proper response
@chickensurfer
@chickensurfer 3 ай бұрын
If I saw boots inside concrete I would probably just stare at it and say "huh that's weird" and just walk away
@tomcaniff6437
@tomcaniff6437 3 ай бұрын
personally, I would be like "hey free boots!" and take em.
@quinnfischer2716
@quinnfischer2716 2 ай бұрын
storing "Add fake foot to boot" to my list of steps for this prank
@Karat14
@Karat14 2 ай бұрын
My schools principal did that, my friend’s locker was broke and he just said, “that might be a problem”, and just walked away and never talked to him again
@tomcaniff6437
@tomcaniff6437 2 ай бұрын
@@quinnfischer2716 a genius idea
@LitPinata
@LitPinata 2 ай бұрын
Friend Inside Me 🤠
@voidilitesingularis
@voidilitesingularis 2 ай бұрын
Ok but the priest has an even funnier follow up I saw where it's 'People ask me "I don't understand this bible verse, can you break it down?"' And then a clip of him breakdancing *he can break it DOWN*
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh 2 ай бұрын
Ikr? As a Catholic, I love that guy.
@wahitsoctavia
@wahitsoctavia 23 күн бұрын
peak of all comedy
@m3wm3wku
@m3wm3wku 17 күн бұрын
He reminds me of priests and fathers that taught at my old school. Awesome memories. We even had silly nicknames for them so it didn't feel so formal
@FatherDavidMichael
@FatherDavidMichael 8 күн бұрын
lol this is hilarious
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh 8 күн бұрын
@ It’s you! I love your content btw. God bless from a Catholic layperson.
@Kitsuneuzuma
@Kitsuneuzuma 3 ай бұрын
Imagine being hector in 11 different movies him: Oh I'm an actor of 11 different movies! her: cool so who were you? him: I was hector her: In which movie? him: all of them
@DiscordMan-k7o
@DiscordMan-k7o 3 ай бұрын
Hector salamanca 🤘
@imvivalamilo
@imvivalamilo 3 ай бұрын
It’s not real. They just used inspect element on his Wikipedia page
@TexTheGuy
@TexTheGuy 3 ай бұрын
@@imvivalamilo r/woosh
@imvivalamilo
@imvivalamilo 3 ай бұрын
@@TexTheGuy The joke isn’t funny if it’s bs
@TexTheGuy
@TexTheGuy 3 ай бұрын
@@imvivalamilo oh boy arent you fun at partys
@JadianRadiator
@JadianRadiator 3 ай бұрын
1:20 He also found that that bacteria helps prevent allergies. I don't mean helps stop allergic reactions. I mean helps stop the allergy from being an allergy in the first place.
@CourierCat-isGod
@CourierCat-isGod 3 ай бұрын
can he reattach my jaw?
@jimbothegymbro7086
@jimbothegymbro7086 2 ай бұрын
organic antihistamine, just takes stomach ulcers
@MyNaymIsSnek1526
@MyNaymIsSnek1526 2 ай бұрын
@@CourierCat-isGodIsss it dissslocated? Caussse I’m a sssnake and I think that I can help you. Usss sssnakesss know everything about dissslocating and relocating jawsss!
@arthas640
@arthas640 2 ай бұрын
​@@CourierCat-isGodyes. It might now work right and might be attached with gorilla glue but he can reattach anything
@DaimyoD0
@DaimyoD0 2 ай бұрын
Also they misspelled H. pylori. Helicobacter pylori. As in the pyloric valve.
@FatherDavidMichael
@FatherDavidMichael 8 күн бұрын
I’m the priest from the thumbnail. Honored to be included!! 😂
@Maggie-hn1sy
@Maggie-hn1sy 8 күн бұрын
NO WAY FATHER!
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh 8 күн бұрын
Hey, Father! Hoping that the creator sees this. Edit: FYI, for anyone confused on why we’re calling him father, it’s a title that us Catholics, along with some other denominations, use to refer to priests as we consider them to be spiritual fathers.
@kristinhorner4628
@kristinhorner4628 5 күн бұрын
Where is that video of you breakdancing?
@ItalianCountryball11
@ItalianCountryball11 Күн бұрын
YOOOOOOOOO!
@MarbleFox162
@MarbleFox162 2 ай бұрын
0:44 That oddly reminds me of something that happened at a thrift store I worked at. There was this elderly lady that fell asleep on one of the couches, and I didn’t really think twice. But, about an hour later, she was still there, and hadn’t moved an inch the entire time. After 30ish more minutes of no movement, I went and got a manager, and he was like “no, she’s definitely asl…” and then went silent, and did a Philip J. Fry squint for a bit before going over to wake her up. She was fine. But holy hell I was convinced she was dead. That lady slept like a rock.
@HeroOfTheTree
@HeroOfTheTree 2 ай бұрын
Clearly is one too
@somerandomperson-ih4dx
@somerandomperson-ih4dx Ай бұрын
Crazy
@teresaobrien4708
@teresaobrien4708 3 ай бұрын
At my high school there was a tradition that the senior class would pull some kind of prank during the last days of the school year. My junior year the seniors collected realty signs from around the area and planted them in the school's front yard.
@deadinside8781
@deadinside8781 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s perfect actually.
@chessiecat96
@chessiecat96 Ай бұрын
Lol that's awesome
@Sam_on_YouTube
@Sam_on_YouTube 2 ай бұрын
A friend of mine taught at a school for the deaf. A lot of kids, when they get mad, would turn off their hearing aids and shut their eyes so you couldn't yell at then in English or ASL.
@phlightmodel
@phlightmodel Ай бұрын
I'll just tap their shoulder in Morse code.
@mahapatrasohamm
@mahapatrasohamm 6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@asmariamoon
@asmariamoon 3 ай бұрын
9:25 For anyone curious, the title of this song is "Merry-Go-Round Broke Down". Thanks, Roger Rabbit.
@lucaseichler3140
@lucaseichler3140 3 ай бұрын
3:06 the cops don't have to come up with a reason to write him a ticket. You're legally not allowed to eat behind the wheel, as it's occupying your hands and serving as a distraction, no matter how minor you think that may be.
@ーテイル
@ーテイル 2 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I was about to comment. It IS illegal to drive and eat at the same time, you could 100% drop whatever you're eating and look away from the road. And no, I'm not being paranoid, this has killed people before.
@krystiankowalski7335
@krystiankowalski7335 2 ай бұрын
Depends on the jurisdiction. It’s not illegal everywhere. The prank in the video was an exact copy of one made by a Polish KZbinr (even down to the cookie design), where it’s legal.
@DembaiVT
@DembaiVT 2 ай бұрын
Where i live, it's absolutely legal to eat and drive. Hell it's likely necessary in some places. You should eat and drive, especially as a truck driver, over stopping and possibly getting stuck.
@avalonplemel8933
@avalonplemel8933 2 ай бұрын
Regionally dependant. In my city, the law explicitly states you can eat, drink, smoke, use a hands free mobile device, or speak with passengers while driving.
@ashberrington1596
@ashberrington1596 3 ай бұрын
I turn off my hearing aids when things get too loud. I'm only mildly hearing impaired so I can't exactly mute people, but it's such a relief when I can just turn the volume down on life
@Bikertrons
@Bikertrons 2 ай бұрын
The one perk of being partially deaf, other than that I bet it sucks
@FrogAviation
@FrogAviation 6 күн бұрын
You can also get a free dog if you stare at the sun long enough
@WilburJaywright
@WilburJaywright 2 ай бұрын
0:13 i’d like to point out that the couple is very obviously smirking, lol😂
@itaylori
@itaylori 3 ай бұрын
The H. "Pyroli" story is true, but the bacteria is H. Pylori, Helicobacter pylori. The doctor is an Australian physician named Dr. Barry Marshall. Dude is a beast. He self funded much of his research just to improve treatment options to a host of ailments. The bacterium, H. pylori, eats the stomach lining of the host but only severe cases cause significant peptic ulcers which may have contributed to the initial dismissal of Marshall's claims. I had it for years when I was a kid and it hurts like hell. The treatment is easy, just take a cycle of antibiotics, but I kept getting misdiagnosed for 3 years. My mom finally found a doctor willing to actually run tests and not pass it off as a stomach ache. Yay US medical system! But in all seriousness if you have frequent stomach aches, acid reflux, or heartburn, ask your doctor to test for H. pylori. The test can be as simple as a blood test and can save you from irreparable damage to your entire digestive tract.
@Aaaaaaarrrpirate
@Aaaaaaarrrpirate 2 ай бұрын
bro is the irl doctors hate him
@gae_wead_dad_6914
@gae_wead_dad_6914 3 ай бұрын
1:58 That's not the partner you should "strive to get" That's the partner you should strive to be.
@AffectionateLocomotive
@AffectionateLocomotive 3 ай бұрын
]es unfortunately
@AffectionateLocomotive
@AffectionateLocomotive 3 ай бұрын
in this world, everyone wants change. but no one WANTS to change.
@gae_wead_dad_6914
@gae_wead_dad_6914 3 ай бұрын
@@AffectionateLocomotive that change always starts with you brother
@e-lrd6904
@e-lrd6904 3 ай бұрын
i'd say both
@AffectionateLocomotive
@AffectionateLocomotive 3 ай бұрын
@@gae_wead_dad_6914 idk maybe.
@daemonburns-waight2421
@daemonburns-waight2421 3 ай бұрын
Well it's technically "for fuck's sake", with apostrophe. "For the sake of fuck"
@legospaceskeleton
@legospaceskeleton 2 ай бұрын
Ya, like “for god’s sake”
@AIaric.X0xO
@AIaric.X0xO Ай бұрын
Gotta love smart people
@KeithOlson
@KeithOlson Ай бұрын
...not to be confused with 'for fuckery's sake', which has a much more mischievous meaning.
@BenDoherty-ir2rt
@BenDoherty-ir2rt 3 ай бұрын
15:26 If this is the same story I know, the guy didn't actually rebuild the truck and drive it to safety. He straight up disassembled the bus and its engine and made a F**king motorcycle out of them, which he drove to safety. (He was then immediately fined for driving an unregistered vehicle).
@petloverspy
@petloverspy 2 ай бұрын
That’s like, EVEN COOLER
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 9 күн бұрын
THATS BETTER! THATS INSNE!
@Gacha_Got_Arsorned
@Gacha_Got_Arsorned 2 ай бұрын
10:17 at my friend Max’s funeral I’m gonna sing I’m still standing, and at my friend Spoons’ funeral I’m gonna sing another one bites the dust
@escoosy1763
@escoosy1763 2 ай бұрын
Beautiful song choices
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 9 күн бұрын
Yes
@happyfirechannel
@happyfirechannel 2 ай бұрын
9:42 one of my more distant aunts had a bit of a dilemma. She wanted to make sure her children/grandchildren knew what song she wants to be played at her funeral, but whenever she tried they were like “no stop talking about that mom/grandma, that’s not gonna happen any time soon,” and she couldn’t finish her sentence. So she decided to tell me. And now I, the youngest family member aside from the literal toddlers, have the duty to tell everyone after she dies that she wants Hammertime to be played at her funeral. THEY’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE ME. THEY’RE GONNA THINK I’M PULLING SOME KIND OF CRUEL PRANK. BUT IT’S TRUE.
@steam1303
@steam1303 3 ай бұрын
0:56 the other workers: "AH STEVE, NOOOOOOOOO"
@HarmonyMoonbeam024
@HarmonyMoonbeam024 3 ай бұрын
6:58 As someone who sometimes gets pretty sensitive to loud noises due to ✨rAnDoM bOuTs oF pArAnOiA✨, that sounds AMAZING
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 3 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@MyNaymIsSnek1526
@MyNaymIsSnek1526 2 ай бұрын
I have to deal with noisssy crowded hallwaysss nearly every day, and I completely agree with you!
@Bikertrons
@Bikertrons 2 ай бұрын
"sounds amazing" Bit hard to hear amazing when deaf :P
@OpposingFork
@OpposingFork 15 күн бұрын
why are a lot of emkay viewers mentally disabled
@HarmonyMoonbeam024
@HarmonyMoonbeam024 15 күн бұрын
@@OpposingFork Idk man 🥲 I guess we all just gravitate more toward this kind of content
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh 2 ай бұрын
Btw, for anyone wondering who the priest in the thumbnail is, his name is Father David Michael Moses and his content is hilarious! As a Catholic, I love it!
@SalahDaftarDAr
@SalahDaftarDAr 3 ай бұрын
I love how this implies that 1994 Toyota Corollas were edible
@buggy96
@buggy96 16 күн бұрын
Yep, they are. Tried one. Delicious.
@Bax.ter70
@Bax.ter70 6 күн бұрын
Were? Nothing changed.
@LAyersFur
@LAyersFur 23 сағат бұрын
Because they are.
@Nacho-x8l
@Nacho-x8l 2 ай бұрын
2:26 their breakfast is so good they fully gave up trying to make the other meals good thats why
@BazingusBoi
@BazingusBoi 2 ай бұрын
Try toad in the hole. Doesn't sound nice, but Yorkshire pudding and sausage is amazing
@DogeBoy-qe3tx
@DogeBoy-qe3tx 2 ай бұрын
0:17 "Don't you know? My legal name is actually 🅱️en."
@Objectbloxshortw
@Objectbloxshortw 2 ай бұрын
BFB REFERENCE SPOTTED
@cloudypatches8874
@cloudypatches8874 2 ай бұрын
WOAH
@Lorem_the_Ipsum
@Lorem_the_Ipsum 2 ай бұрын
And your illegal name?
@stevenhumenny816
@stevenhumenny816 2 ай бұрын
@@Lorem_the_IpsumPen?
@Moony9876
@Moony9876 2 ай бұрын
​@@Lorem_the_Ipsumdo you watch bfdi?
@errantwinds-up8uu
@errantwinds-up8uu 3 ай бұрын
British food is actually great (now), it just got a bad reputation because the country struggled with rationing and food insecurity so long after WWII ended that there wasn't a lot to work with. Like it is heavy, but tasty.
@pedrolopez4910
@pedrolopez4910 2 ай бұрын
No, it’s still pretty bad 😭🙏 you’ve just gotten used to the torture
@potatoislife6217
@potatoislife6217 2 ай бұрын
​@@pedrolopez4910 depends where you are, some places it's heaven on a plate, other places, id rather kill my self and go to hell that eat what they serve me
@jannafrancis7452
@jannafrancis7452 2 ай бұрын
If that’s a statement based on it being Not-Spicy I would like to feed you a Horseradish sandwich. With English Mustard and a Rochester’s Ginger Drink.
@markwilliams2620
@markwilliams2620 Ай бұрын
​@@jannafrancis7452 Now I have to find that in the States. Pepsico ruined my Vernors decades ago.
@markwilliams2620
@markwilliams2620 Ай бұрын
​@@jannafrancis7452 $32.00 on Amazon. Woof.
@Skinofn
@Skinofn 3 ай бұрын
0:19 imagine some mf called Ben sees this bathroom
@SaneAcorn2389
@SaneAcorn2389 3 ай бұрын
I mean someone named Ben probably did on account of that was probably the guys name
@StnrVibe
@StnrVibe 3 ай бұрын
I just said this to my brother who is also named Ben XD
@youdontneedtoknow106
@youdontneedtoknow106 3 ай бұрын
9:00 And thats why i respect the french>:)
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 9 күн бұрын
Respect all or be be gone
@abadminecraftplayer
@abadminecraftplayer 2 ай бұрын
5:50 I think it'd be "for f's sake". Since it's for the sake of that particular f, it's possessive, and therefore needs an apostrophe between "f*ck" and the "s"
@Proud_of_Yourself
@Proud_of_Yourself 3 ай бұрын
And in regards to hurricane names, certain names are retired if a hurricane is so deadly or costly due it being inappropriate due to sensitivity
@LegorocketsAnimation
@LegorocketsAnimation 3 ай бұрын
Retired from hurricane use or human use?
@Proud_of_Yourself
@Proud_of_Yourself 3 ай бұрын
@@LegorocketsAnimation Hurricane use, humans can still use the name
@silver_was_found
@silver_was_found 2 ай бұрын
@@Proud_of_Yourself I have a friend named Katrina 💀
@arrakaarkana6281
@arrakaarkana6281 3 ай бұрын
18:10 that guy owns a company and KZbin channel called "unnecessary inventions" (I think that's the wording)
3 ай бұрын
After looking it up, it probably is.
@cobrinaricato1981
@cobrinaricato1981 14 күн бұрын
same thing I wanted to say, its literally what he does, making unnecessary inventions
@KeeganMakesOpinions
@KeeganMakesOpinions 3 ай бұрын
Petition for Robin to have a big compilation made of his funniest moments
@average_animation_enthusiast
@average_animation_enthusiast 3 ай бұрын
I vote
@Velociraptor.
@Velociraptor. 2 ай бұрын
Aye
@najrenchelf2751
@najrenchelf2751 3 ай бұрын
5:45 - isn't it "for f*ck's sake"? Like with an apostrophe?
@comradewindowsill4253
@comradewindowsill4253 3 ай бұрын
yeah, by analogy with 'for God's sake'-- and anyone who disbelieves me will realise I'm right if they should try to bowdlerize that to remove the blasphemy, because then it's 'for His sake', a possessive pronoun, and the possessive is in English typically rendered with an apostrophe-S. I remember this argument from last time
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 ай бұрын
The only thing that can beat a full English breakfast is a full Irish breakfast.
@jordanhunter3375
@jordanhunter3375 3 ай бұрын
How much potato is involved in an Irish breakfast?
@boinkmaster9000
@boinkmaster9000 3 ай бұрын
depends on how much vodka you pair with it
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 ай бұрын
@jordanhunter3375 Maybe some leftovers from another meal, not typically that much anyhows.
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 3 ай бұрын
@boinkmaster9000 Surely you mean Whiskey? Vodka is more Slavic and Eastern European.
@legoqueen2445
@legoqueen2445 3 ай бұрын
So true! It's been 23 years since I had a full Irish and it hasn't been beaten since!
@TCHorwood-xq7mw
@TCHorwood-xq7mw 3 ай бұрын
"If you would eat well in England, have breakfast three times a day." Samuel Johnson
@notagoat281
@notagoat281 3 ай бұрын
13:45 No, dude, he didn't make a single _normal_ pancake. He made a single _gigantic_ pancake using _all_ the batter.
@Damy-t4v
@Damy-t4v 2 ай бұрын
_The Father of all Pancakes_
@frozenflame34
@frozenflame34 2 ай бұрын
@@Damy-t4vFOAP
@achanneliguesslol
@achanneliguesslol 20 күн бұрын
Like the one Uncle Buck made in the movie Uncle Buck
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 9 күн бұрын
Sounds about right
@spl420
@spl420 3 ай бұрын
3:57 Isn't that how "I'm my own grandpa" thing happened?
@ARandomNerdyGuy
@ARandomNerdyGuy 10 күн бұрын
THE SONG WON’T GO
@cowmann3555
@cowmann3555 3 ай бұрын
they would probably be like "uhh who's missing.."
@fakebobbyhill296
@fakebobbyhill296 3 ай бұрын
Hey ballon guy. Commas matter. It’s the difference between “Rob, the Balloon Guy” and “Rob the Balloon Guy.”
5 күн бұрын
"Let's eat, Grandpa" and "Let's eat Grandpa".
@bridgetbenson6291
@bridgetbenson6291 3 ай бұрын
I think it's "for fuck's sake". 5:58
@asmariamoon
@asmariamoon 3 ай бұрын
@@bridgetbenson6291 Yep, since it's for a work email, it's important to have the proper punctuation.
@GunsAndAmmo3
@GunsAndAmmo3 3 ай бұрын
​@@asmariamoonbut this isn't correct?
@asmariamoon
@asmariamoon 3 ай бұрын
@@GunsAndAmmo3 What isn't correct about the apostrophe? The sake belongs to fuck, therefore it is fuck's sake.
3 ай бұрын
​@@GunsAndAmmo3is it not (for the sake of fuck, as opposed to God)?
@GunsAndAmmo3
@GunsAndAmmo3 3 ай бұрын
Period outside quoterions
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 3 ай бұрын
9:05 That boat was probably tied up in the Bay of Fundy, where sea level can vary by as much as 16 m (53 feet) due to tides.
@TheDopekitty
@TheDopekitty 2 ай бұрын
As a New Brunswicker, can verify
@koopatroopa7968
@koopatroopa7968 2 ай бұрын
I call BS, there aren’t any foxes in Jotaro outfits in that image. (ho boy, people are gonna get wooosh’d over this, aren’t they?)
@daslothman
@daslothman 15 күн бұрын
If it’s the bay of fundy where is all the ridiculous stuff he coded
5 күн бұрын
​@koopatroopa7968what is the reference?
@daslothman
@daslothman 5 күн бұрын
There’s a famous KZbinr with like 3 million subscribers named Fundy and his stuff is often fox themed hence all the fox references
@linuxares
@linuxares 3 ай бұрын
That doctor that cured ulcers helped me (not personally but his findings) to cure my ulcer caused by stress and those bacteria. IBS sucks but I'm thankful for him each time I see this reminder.
@jwalster9412
@jwalster9412 3 ай бұрын
Things i can eat as a n atheist: 1997 toyota Celica.
@crescentx3
@crescentx3 3 ай бұрын
They’re a real delicacy!
@gen1945
@gen1945 3 ай бұрын
a ‘91 Miata is very tender when sous vede’d for 4hrs then seared for 12 minutes, highly suggest seasoning with salt and pepper
@WNB_Guy912
@WNB_Guy912 2 ай бұрын
Dude can I eat that for free
@Forgshorts
@Forgshorts 27 күн бұрын
Relatable
@OuroborosTheProtobean
@OuroborosTheProtobean 19 күн бұрын
as a furry, i eat pop tarts, shotgun shells, and extremely thick pieces of pencil lead :3
@leoskoble
@leoskoble 3 ай бұрын
"For the sake of fuck"
@KimyrTheKlanceShipper
@KimyrTheKlanceShipper 2 ай бұрын
9:59 SHUT UP ROBIN YOUR MAKING ME CRY-
@IlGreven
@IlGreven 3 ай бұрын
I mean, an enterprising cop could construe eating while driving as "distracted driving", too...
@ryanswaynow
@ryanswaynow 3 ай бұрын
According to Bruce Lee in the famous “be water” interview It’s actually pronounced “YIP Man”; Bruce even spells it out in the interview and starts it off with the letter “Y”.
@StrawberryCuthulu
@StrawberryCuthulu 2 ай бұрын
I love it when people like dietitians and religious folks make videos labeled “what I can’t/I do eat as a _____”, because it’s always just normal stuff for people like the dietitians and stuff nobody can eat for people like priests, it’s always so wholesome because it’s people saying that you can eat anything you want or do anything you want
@harrisoncook1002
@harrisoncook1002 2 ай бұрын
10:07 worst song to play at a funeral is im still standing😂😂😂
@jpbaley2016
@jpbaley2016 3 ай бұрын
3:13 it’s called distracted driving or even reckless driving. Though most places don’t include specific verbiage, eating and/or drinking, it requires you to remove a hand from the steering wheel and cause a safety risk.
@blastodermis
@blastodermis 3 ай бұрын
14:45 Now I can imagine someone hiring their services, paying the 25 extra, and just trying to also lose on a 2002 civic just to troll the bike's owner
@WingsandBlades257
@WingsandBlades257 3 ай бұрын
Robin! Finally the funny parts of my brain can be tickled.
@MegaPhycoKiller
@MegaPhycoKiller 2 ай бұрын
unfortunately the hector guy is edited. while he does play a lot of characters named hector, he plays a lot of other Mexican names. his role in price of glory is named "angel" not hector.
@kos2919
@kos2919 Ай бұрын
Holy shit that "We're in French, we decapitate kings" was such a great comeback. And I thought the French lost their balls a long time ago.
@cosmiccatalyst6448
@cosmiccatalyst6448 3 ай бұрын
WE NEED MORE OF DAMIEN DOING R/FACEPALM, R/IHADASTROKE, R/COMEDYHEAVEN AND R/COMEDYCEMETERY!!!
@Crimzon0
@Crimzon0 2 ай бұрын
The priest on the thumbnail is Father David Michael, he great
@Trainboyz1.
@Trainboyz1. 2 ай бұрын
1:14 "Fine, I'll do it myself"
@hluccaskywalker8329
@hluccaskywalker8329 3 ай бұрын
15:10 this guy's just Hephaestus I guess
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 9 күн бұрын
I guess, like what
@daemonburns-waight2421
@daemonburns-waight2421 3 ай бұрын
11:28 "Im gonna start my own storm naming system. And it's gonna have blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the storms and the blackjack!"
@mrman_4234
@mrman_4234 2 ай бұрын
"Daww, screw the whole thing."
@krillissueonshrimpment
@krillissueonshrimpment 3 ай бұрын
6:04 pasta la vista*
@Velociraptor.
@Velociraptor. 2 ай бұрын
Good one lolllll
@rolandhansen812
@rolandhansen812 2 ай бұрын
6:13 ............ and later an audit discovered he embezzled 2.5 million dollars.
@tommy8716
@tommy8716 3 ай бұрын
18:00 are you saying UnnecessaryInventions made an unnecessary invention?
@Seth-w5z
@Seth-w5z 2 ай бұрын
It’s the wicked witch of the work site! Take the boots 0:50
@Baked-Potayto
@Baked-Potayto 12 күн бұрын
7:32 His name is Noel. No bullshit, his Hector character in The Fast and the Furious was so well received that he became typecaste to play basically that same character in everything he does. That's why he's always Hector, that's why the character is almost always the same. People just love Hector.
@Danka42
@Danka42 2 ай бұрын
6:13 Dude was kidnapped by the mafia and noone's even looking for him 😭
@deafiefox
@deafiefox 3 ай бұрын
Deafie here-yes, Deafness is absolutely a superpower. Robin gets 100 points for being a Deaf ally
@HatsODoom
@HatsODoom 3 ай бұрын
Good to see people keeping Rick Roll alive.
@squeaktheswan2007
@squeaktheswan2007 2 ай бұрын
7:23 He's making a multiverse saga. Into the Hectorverse!
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 9 күн бұрын
lol yeah
@SollowP
@SollowP 2 ай бұрын
3:05 pretending to do a crime (while not actually doing a crime) is still illegal is some places. "I was just pretending to do reckless driving." "I was just pretending to steal stuff." "I was just pretending to do aggravated assault"
@SentryConstruct-c4h
@SentryConstruct-c4h Ай бұрын
eating while driving is a crime so he was still doing a crime lol
@Khronically-online-kat
@Khronically-online-kat 3 ай бұрын
13:05 i can confirm it dose look like a florida pool
@samuelcheung4799
@samuelcheung4799 2 ай бұрын
3:50 - "I'm my own grandpa...."
@xjanise2412
@xjanise2412 2 ай бұрын
2:56 people duct tape bibles, cuz they touch/hold/read it a lot and the cover gets worn
@parcormasteryesiknowispell4337
@parcormasteryesiknowispell4337 3 ай бұрын
0:28 And there's proly still piss on the floor lol😂
@jwalster9412
@jwalster9412 3 ай бұрын
14:33 tell him your in a genuinely fast car, and then show up tonthe race on a moped amd see how he loses that.
@daemonburns-waight2421
@daemonburns-waight2421 3 ай бұрын
Lol I guess he could just stall his bike or something, that'd be funny af 🤣
@PeoplecallmeLucifer
@PeoplecallmeLucifer 3 ай бұрын
1:20 ye this is what Fleming did with Penicillin
@thevrana
@thevrana 3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's not allowed to drive and eat, but never heard someone got a ticket for it.
@winniethepooht5776
@winniethepooht5776 2 ай бұрын
It's regional, in some places it's straight up illegal and can get you ticketed as it's a distraction.
@aSipOfHemlocktea
@aSipOfHemlocktea 16 күн бұрын
I literally don't like or can't eat most of the things in a full English breakfast, you literally just made the point of the poster LMAO
@Clay-qq5vb
@Clay-qq5vb 3 ай бұрын
1:07 dr house moment
@MSRTA_Productions
@MSRTA_Productions 3 ай бұрын
Emkay's the REAL madlad. Hands down.
@melvinmcfly4498
@melvinmcfly4498 2 ай бұрын
14:14 dawg that’s a 2000 Lincoln Town Car
@blockbusterhero2989
@blockbusterhero2989 2 ай бұрын
Fr
@kovy6447
@kovy6447 2 ай бұрын
isnt it almost the same as the 2000s Crown Victoria?
@melvinmcfly4498
@melvinmcfly4498 2 ай бұрын
@@kovy6447 same platform and engine, so, yes.
@kovy6447
@kovy6447 2 ай бұрын
@@melvinmcfly4498 no, i mean the body
@RandomnesssE
@RandomnesssE 2 ай бұрын
6:54 “dumb” if you know you know
@aidinniplays
@aidinniplays 2 ай бұрын
I don’t know
@RandomnesssE
@RandomnesssE 2 ай бұрын
@aidinniplays a youtube series called epithet erased
@XxBloodied_Lambxx
@XxBloodied_Lambxx Ай бұрын
YES! THIS!
@MagicSnailPandora
@MagicSnailPandora Ай бұрын
OMG EPITHET ERASED
@Ilikememes0
@Ilikememes0 9 күн бұрын
Meanwhile i thought the other term which dumb meant mute in some old context thing??
@Hadrians_hangout
@Hadrians_hangout 2 ай бұрын
After I saw the boots I would have been like "oh no! Anyway"
@owencoles2798
@owencoles2798 2 ай бұрын
That first one would genuinely wreck the the actual Batman.
@stormrider24
@stormrider24 15 күн бұрын
The boots in the construction site looks like if the Good Witch from The Wizard of Oz got isekai'd to our world instead and immediately bodied a corrupt industrialist CEO
@ARandomNerdyGuy
@ARandomNerdyGuy 10 күн бұрын
3:54 The song won’t get out of my head IMMMM, MY OWN GRANDPA!!!
@TheSkubna
@TheSkubna 3 ай бұрын
The dude rebuilding the engine in the desert was most likely a travelling mechanic
@4O4theRobot
@4O4theRobot 23 сағат бұрын
0:07 Me in this situation (I brought a very realistic nerf gun, and am in a robber costume): DON'T WORRY BATMAN, I'VE GOT THIS! *Pew, pew)
@CupidGaming522
@CupidGaming522 3 ай бұрын
You can beat a full english breakfast with a full southern breakfast any day
@winniethepooht5776
@winniethepooht5776 2 ай бұрын
Definitely, I can think of any full breakfast in the US that easily beats out an English breakfast. One thing I'll give Britain credit for, though: fish n chips was an ingenious idea and a wonderful contribution to the culinary world. Still isn't an excuse for how bland a lot of their food is considering they OWNED INDIA, the land of INFINITE spices! And what did they do? Went to China and got tea and gunpowder.
@The_Mixed952
@The_Mixed952 18 сағат бұрын
15:14 That man is the Master Builder from the Lego Movies.
@fiveelevenevan
@fiveelevenevan 2 ай бұрын
Props to Fr. David Michael Moses. He gave up his favorite snack. For Jesus.
@GDavis-e5g
@GDavis-e5g Ай бұрын
I’m totally playing mozart at my funeral. His canon in b-flat major is perfect
@Finnbo18
@Finnbo18 2 ай бұрын
2:40 I’m pretty sure basically every phone has a calendar app you can put reminders/events into
@BraydenSanchez-jx4uj
@BraydenSanchez-jx4uj 3 ай бұрын
Tell me why one of the funniest things I've seen today is the mug with googly eyes 2:21
@lisuru5302
@lisuru5302 3 ай бұрын
im gettin real good at guessing the narrator before i click the video to watch xD. unlike the other where a collab of zach and damien caught me super off guard. now i need a all narrators come together collab.
@alextrill1746
@alextrill1746 Ай бұрын
Best way to react to boots inside concrete is to buy the cheapest mourning flower arrangement, and leave by the boots.
@thecursed01
@thecursed01 15 күн бұрын
Human ressources is where ppl go after being rejected from being corrupt cops or atf for being even too heartless and evil for them.
@Captain_Timezone
@Captain_Timezone Ай бұрын
5:42 “you can’t kill me, I killed your wife”
@Equ3strianGam3r
@Equ3strianGam3r 3 ай бұрын
I remember at my grandpa's funeral that I did get upset the day prior at the viewing. However, at the funeral itself I started picturing him sitting up and going, "well what are you all doing here". Me and my brother the whole time were laughing and trying to stay quiet but, it only made it worse trying to hold it in. My mom and grandma were really mad the rest of the day.
@Efreeti
@Efreeti 2 ай бұрын
The Hector one is sadly a Wikipedia vandalism. He has played a couple different Hectors though. His name is Noel Gugliemi, for those wondering.
@AvaMiller-o1x
@AvaMiller-o1x 3 ай бұрын
Each time you post, I'm excited!
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