r/Entitledparents "TAKE OFF YOUR PROSTHETIC, IT'S SCARING MY KID!"

[@rSlash]

If you were on that TERRIBLE game show, would you try to do that challenge? Keep in mind that its a televised TV show, so everybody on Netflix would get to watch you. Me: HELL NO!

[@DryPaperHammerBro]

Why not. I'd gladly get humiliated for the entertainment of others

[@JerseyAnimations1]

HELL NOO I'm not going on that show just to get humiliated by that challenge.

[@volcarona8401]

Ok, now that I know it, naw, ain't gonna do that.

[@DevinSeeleyDevilO]

not even for 1 billion dollars

[@Kikyo8887]

Hi R/ I just wanted to say I'm loving the new sound quality you have going on I just wanted to say that a few times in this episode your voice kind of went up high it was a little much for my ears

[@dexv33]

That Irish accent was perfect, as long as what you were going for was an Irish person impersonating a Klingon with a chest infection speaking Irish.

[@PsySpyGaming]

To me it sounded like a german trying to speak irish with a german accent.

[@Sharksaphone]

Well at least it was somewhat Irish

[@the_rachel_sam]

Yeah it definitely feels like a trek language hahaha. Irish can have some harsher sounds to some ears, but it’s definitely not that aggressive, except when it is, in which case you wouldn’t be able to understand the old drunk man shouting about whatever thing he decided to dislike that day lol

[@lt530]

When I see a comment involving Klingons, I'm required by law to like it. Also, you're not wrong lol.

[@camwyn256]

@@the_rachel_sam Irish is the perfect drunk language as you sound the same whither you're drunk or not

[@jkerphnts4819]

"Honey, that's not how it work on this airline" But...she literally has a ticket for it.

[@EditorOfSL]

Planes aren’t the same as buses. Someone needs to tell her that!

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

She probably has never been on a plane before

[@superphantom100]

@@InsertCreativeusername_ well I guessing it South West or some kind of similar airline.

[@benguthrie8814]

Apparently some of you have never flown on Southwest, it's literally first come first serve. You can pay like $30 to board in the first group, but otherwise it's the middle seat for you.

[@The_Wondering_Legend]

truuuue

[@Everhardt94]

That mother was told repeatedly that it was medicine, not candy. Her child understood it immediately. But it didn't matter to her. The only thing that mattered was that someone had the audacity to say "no" to her. She didn't care that she might be poisoning her child. She only cared about being right.

[@BlackCatVll]

I have Epilepsy so probably take at least 1 of the same meds and THANK GOD that kid didn't eat or even get a chance to try the medicine cuz a lot of the meds for Epilepsy are ones that when starting to take you have to start with a small dose and gradually get to the amount you need soooo.... the kid would have overdosed and been in the ER asap!

[@AtotehZ]

There's also the possibility that she thought the same thing Karen's usually think in idontworkhere stories... That OP is lying. That they're saying it's medicine to keep it to themselves. Either way, the mom was stupid.

[@Takokujin07]

Some people REALLY shouldn’t procreate

[@AtotehZ]

@@BlackCatVll I have Epilepsy too. It's not so bad to take a single pill as a grown-up without stepping up in increments, but children sometimes react differently. I've had grown-ups ask if they could try one. I pretty much tell them the truth. That there are no upsides, it doesn't get you high, best case scenario you have none of the side-effects. With my specific medicine I already got the same dose as a child as I do now, so I'm not so sure there'd be a bad reaction, however.. I also recognise that some people get way stronger pills for epilepsy and it's the dosage of the pill that changes while stepping up the amount. That would suck for a kid.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

@@AtotehZ who would even lie about that being medicine and not candy?

[@kaimagnus5760]

"This is Ireland! We Speak English here!" Irish Resturaunt Owner: And I took that personally.

[@dx1450]

That's as stupid as "This is America! We speak English here!" Cherokee Native American disagrees...

[@Tobertobee]

This crack me up, I sometimes don’t realize I do 1 out of the 3 EU dialects at work (a ice rink with a bar/restaurant, the dialects are British, Scottish, and German) OOOOOO how many times I’ve been told “Go back to your country” or “*accidentally swears in German* You need to speak American” (yes it’s a thing I hear) I always say me: a history nerd “So do you” k: “I live here” *me in normal American accent* “Yea so do I, dumb b*tch”, Another thing that cracks me up is “Pity the Polish” or “All German are n*zis” *purposely switch’s into German Dialect* “So you pity a n*zi” “No I don’t” “Ma’am/Sir, I’m German and Polish, think with your last remaining brain cells.”

[@RRW359]

@@dx1450 In fairness I don't think the Cherokee ever referred to themselves as "Americans" since that was a term created by Europeans. We can get into the debate about whether "America" refers to the New World or a specific country but that's more of a Romance vs. Germanic language issue.

[@246-trinitromethylbenzene8]

"This is Ireland, we speak english here" *distant ruffeling of sky masks and racking of Armalite Rifles insues*

[@GigaTechWolf]

I guess she didnt even have HALF a Brain if That actually made sense to her.

[@alisamapperson8807]

As a child I had to wear a full body brace 23 hours a day, I was teased and physically attacked by other children and their parents. I was always told ignore them but I couldn't my grandfather taught me how to box, so if they were close I would punch their nose. This was far less than what they had did to me, the best thing to come from it was I gained both mental and physical health and dealt with the ignorance. Today 55 years later I still stand up for myself and others along with education for the people that are just too stupid to know any better

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

If you don’t mind me asking, how come you needed the brace? Was it like some sort of genetic mutation or illness? If you don’t want to answer that is alright.

[@alisamapperson8807]

@@pink_sky_morning4842 always ask questions, my brace was used to help maintain my spine till I stopped growing to have surgery unfortunately my ribs didn't agree with this plan and so I had surgery at 11 years old and grew 10 inches on the operation table. I am happy to explain any questions you have and I have some photos of that time

[@ythunter4288]

Entitled Parents in a nutshell: "Kill my son!" "No" "You're being very rude!"

[@1989SupraGuyFIN]

Also: "Let me and my son steal your reserved seats!" "No" "You're being very rude and entitled!" Is every entitled person that stupid? Oh, right. Yes, they are.

[@janglesthearsonist5265]

50% of entitled parent posts are essentially this except if the Karen has an IQ that reaches into the double digits then their demand may only be "harm my son" instead of "kill my son"!

[@1989SupraGuyFIN]

@@janglesthearsonist5265 "Let my precious baaaabyyyyyy break your stuff" is another one.

[@janglesthearsonist5265]

@@1989SupraGuyFIN Someone needs to make a show called "Karen's Say the Dumbest Shit"! Now that Cosby is out of prison he could host!

[@sourisvoleur4854]

@@janglesthearsonist5265 - Also "I told him it's okay to take your property, so you have to let him do it. Don't be selfish."

[@MrBounceoutboi]

Karen/racist logic: " foreigner comes to my country, they should speak my language, I go to a foreign country, they should speak my language"

[@Le_Grand_Corbeau666]

Lemme guess Imma just say IT DOESN'T WORK IN THIS WAY

[@girl1213]

Oh the "logic" that is almost as old as human civilization. "My language is better then your language so speak it!"

[@cambebertkhofta5495]

I lived in a country which spoke their native language and English. When I moved to Turkey, I was kinda expecting something similar. Nope, all of em speak Turkish. So now imma learn turkish

[@Le_Grand_Corbeau666]

@@cambebertkhofta5495 well hello from Canada I hope you are doing well in Turkish

[@trashmammal9203]

TARDIS translator needs to be a real thing in the far future

[@songohan3321]

If none of you could imagine harassing a disabled person for being disabled, then congratulations!! You are a functional human being.

[@moongirl-d9h]

thank you, Son Gohan from Dragon Ball Z

[@EditorOfSL]

If I saw someone harassing a disabled person, I’d kick their feet out from under them and then laugh and ask how they like it.

[@OhWellHereGoesMyLife]

Not only i can't imagine nor even comprehend the "why the fuck would you do that?? That's disgusting behavior", but it also comes to me not understanding, comprehending and just plain be disgusted when people shame/bully/harass/etc a person who has no control over something, like disabled people, non straight people, non white people, people of any other gender than you or different sex than you, etc Like for fuck's sake no one controls what i mentioned earlier, sure some people aren't disabled from birth but get disabled due to an accident or stuff like that later in life, but they still don't control that, no one does (yes i'm aware that some people have virtiligo/other """"illnesses"""" that can affect their skin color but then again, they still don't control that, like they aren't chameleons or something ffs) Sorry for the rant i'm just speechless and mad over some people's stupidity

[@emberbear]

There’s someone I follow on tiktok who is a wheelchair user and doesn’t have most of the bottom of his legs. There’s so many people that ask him how he uses the bathroom that he ends almost every tiktok saying he goes like everyone else. And some people still ask for more information! The worst I’ve seen so far is someone asking him if his privates grew differently and defending themselves saying it’s curiosity and he’s answering questions so he can choose not to answer. My blood was boiling.

[@schnauzermom8069]

I'm disabled and most people are kind and hold doors or help me hold things ( I use a walker). Occasionally I have someone who will intentionally slam doors in my face and one guy actually asked me if I "needed" my walker. Like I'm trying to make a fashion statement!

[@callanightshade8079]

First story: the 18 year old is technically entitled BECAUSE she purchased those seats. Because she legally purchased them she is therefore entitled to those seats. That's what the true definition of entitled is

[@Venus99088V]

This is the best comment I have ever seen on a KZbin video ever

[@D0G-DAYY]

Damn, I actually forgot that entitled ment that you actually own it because of how many people think they deserve what they dont

[@balanc-joy9187]

@@D0G-DAYY My own extra word I add, either in my head or out loud, for people like that EM, is " _Unfairly_ Entitled". It fits, since any form of entitlement they _claim_ to have, or even any they might _actually_ have is the furthest thing from fair. "unjustly" also works too.

[@jeffreyaguilar8028]

What if the “candy” was nicotine gum, or prescription pills that the kid was allergic to, or laxatives?

[@fungle.]

Laxatives would've been funny

[@eowyn8340]

I keep hydrocodone on me for kidney stones. They’d be seeing lots of pretty colors if they took my meds.

[@notme5128]

The first story is evidence the body can operate long after the brain has left

[@doglover5791]

Damn I need to write that down!

[@Takokujin07]

Isn’t that called a coma?

[@doglover5791]

@@Takokujin07 no, you're thinking of being braindead, meanwhile THEY meant that Karen had absolutely NO brain

[@pandoratheclay]

Can we just use death row inmates as test subjects?

[@PFEANYCS]

“It’s amazing that the human body can survive without the frontal lobe, Y’know?”

[@manimations4233]

We should get RSlash’s mom do entitled parent voices and have her share insight with RSlash

[@mendigomanuel2773]

Agreed

[@weareallbronies9031]

Wouldn't that be something?

[@theeengineer4003]

YES

[@morgandouglas6014]

How about Mrs. RSlash?

[@FallenMuse81]

That would be awesome great idea.

[@SpruceOaks]

I’m not Irish. But as a nerd, I can definitively say your Irish sounds like Klingon.

[@aspiring.creative.person6092]

Lol that’s the second comment like that I’ve seen

[@GalacticTommy]

I’m Irish and that was the most awful attempt at Irish I’ve ever heard. I don’t even speak Irish but I still know it’s bad lol

[@uh-1yhuey159]

@@GalacticTommy he’s trying his best calm down

[@GalacticTommy]

@@uh-1yhuey159 yeah that came out bad lmao

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Miles O’Brien agrees

[@theundergroundshop]

Can we just appreciate how rSlash practically swallows his mic when doing the entitled parent voice in this episode? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@almostkatie8461]

So for the Irish story: the only reason that English is spoken in Ireland is because the English made it illegal to speak Gaelic. This is a sore subject in Ireland to this day, and only 10% of the population speaks Gaelic. Watch the movie The Wind that Shakes the Barley.

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

It’s like imperialism but it’s close to home. I feel bad for Irish people and I’m quarter Irish.

[@laurencesnee8362]

They need to have schools teaching Gaelic, make a big comeback.

[@whitelily6658]

@@laurencesnee8362 we do have them actually

[@laurencesnee8362]

@@whitelily6658 Good to hear.

[@stormeyedselkie]

I think it was the same for Scotland as well.

[@gamingdemigodxiii5630]

It’s bittersweet when the child is more mature than their parent(s)…

[@ViirinSoftworks]

Truth. It's been the subject of a few of my weekly therapy meetings...

[@mariafox9226]

I was working at my grocery store today and we have signs on some carts that say, “For pickup (department) only.” Most adults ignore the sign and grab the carts anyways to do their shopping. This kid came up and asked me what the sign meant and it says a lot when kids are more attentive than adults and ask if it’s ok to take something or what the sign means when they see it. It’s really sad.

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

I feel bad for him. He’s just trying to live his life and he’s probably already counting the days until he’s 18 and can get away from his insane mom. I shudder at what he might grow up to be

[@msminx_]

Not to mention that a young kid understood that it was medicine and the mother didn’t

[@soulgazer11]

"That's not candy, it's medicine" Karen: **doesn't hear because of selective hearing caused by entitlement**

[@Le_Grand_Corbeau666]

Eats the whole thing and dies

[@songohan3321]

Just tell her it is your autism pills. Problem solved.

[@Le_Grand_Corbeau666]

@@songohan3321 yep or just say that it's cyanide pills

[@Nikita_Akashya]

@@songohan3321 Hey that's perfect for my meds. I take autism pills. And I hate people who mock autism just because it isn't visible to the naked eye. I may be disabled, but I will fulfill my dream of owning a house with lots of cats! I can do it!

[@stoningupper]

if you take off the not and its medicine then they just said its candy so you cant blame her for being a bitch

[@darkluxgames2347]

For rSlash's benefit: doing the EM voices with these settings at the moment sort of blows out the microphone, the rest of the video is perfectly crisp, but I'm wondering if you need to look over the volume settings or possibly move back from the microphone when doing the EM voices.

[@l0stinnowhere]

Yep, it's clipping hard when he raises his voice. A compressor would work great for normalizing levels.

[@knolsey]

needs a pop filter or to move it back if he has one. - an audo engineer who's been doing live sound for over a decade, also have recorded over a dozen albums; one going gold.

[@Hellion421]

Yup, adjusting the gain with the louder sounds and then compressing the audio should do it.

[@Schrodingers_douchebag]

@@knolsey from what band? Just curious

[@spitzy7965]

Compress the audio on the way in, then boost it in post with a limiter. It'll be consistent and crisp

[@elizabethkincaid3862]

That’s amazing how you managed to speak Irish in perfect German 😂

[@florian8599]

"You teenagers are soooo entitled!" Actually we are entitled to these seats because we purchased them. Have a nice day!

[@Dreamspawn1978]

I find it amusing when people say "speak the native language" in Wales and Scotland then get annoyed with galec

[@Babushkabongwatr]

Was about to say, isn't the native language in Wales and Scotland Gaelic and it's distinct cousin's?

[@Babushkabongwatr]

@Rusty Shackleford that is highly interesting, thank you, I'm of Scottish decent and live in Canada so I kind of don't know any of this

[@dadoctah]

I'm in Arizona and a few years back they tried t pass one of those "English only" laws here. I came up with an idea to have bumper stickers made up reading "You're in America. Speak Diné Bizaad." (For those not in daily contact when the relevant culture, that's Navajo.)

[@soulgazer11]

The first OP is a SuperMom. Raising a kid at such a young age and seeing past the fact that she was conceived from assault has to be tough sometimes. Good on her for standing her ground.

[@Bottleofwater-n5y]

She could have aborted, objectively speaking

[@kilian-one-l]

@@Bottleofwater-n5y Not necessarily, it's quite hard to get an abortion in many areas. Sometimes nearly impossible.

[@Bottleofwater-n5y]

@@kilian-one-l oh, i didin't mean to be insensitive, i Just Genuenly thought "But why didin't She abort?"

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I am impressed with how civil this thread was. How nice.

[@Bottleofwater-n5y]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 it's THAT simple!

[@RhamanaChan]

With the prosthetic I was actually hoping he'd take it off for the EPs to see his actual ear and be like *PUT IT BACK ON* because it freaked them out even more.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Me too. then it would be malicious compliance

[@nanidafaq7626]

i can just picture it. EP: take off ur prosthetic OP: k EP: ewwwwww put it back on OP: what? i cant hear you, you're going to need to speak up

[@velvety2006]

there was a story like that where op's mom had a prosthetic arm or leg and she took it off and started waving it around to embarrassing the em

[@Challkboard]

@@nanidafaq7626 EP wouldn't have just said "ewwwwww", they would have *FLIPPED the EFF out!!!*

[@amandasunshine2]

So.. in a language where Siobhan is pronounced "Shivahn", maybe the other words aren't exactly phonetic 😂

[@gmun2248]

You're sort of right in what you mean, except that technically (speaking as a linguist), Irish - & Scots Gaelic (I'm Scottish, they're closely related) - _are_ phonetic; English isn't. The problem is knowing the crazy phonemes. (The sentence didn't really have any of those really weird combos, but some single letter pronunciations would be different than in English. E.g. in Scots Gaelic 'failte' is (sort of) fel-ch-ie ('welcome') & I think Irish is close.) E.g. the 'bh' in Siobhan is ALWAYS pronounced as a soft 'v' sound. That applies to every other crazy consonant combo, & some vowels, that never looks like they can be pronounced together in English. English isn't phonetic, because the same combinations of letters can be pronounced in totally different ways, e.g. cough, rough, bough, dough. It makes English a difficult language to learn as a second language.

[@Kisozriel]

That crack at Irish was absolutely AWFUL and I’m LIVING for it! I don’t know a lick of Irish and the extent of my experience with it is overhearing a phone conversation of the new owner of a diner I work part-time in, so I am in no way an expert. But the amount of heart you put into it just made my WHOLE day! Thank you! 💗

[@TheDarkLink7]

rslash: "shoves tube down throat" Me hearing this in Archer's voice: *Hey Phrasing*

[@goatskull2031]

Danger Zone

[@TheDarkLink7]

@@goatskull2031 thats after the mission goes down the toilet with LAAAAAAAAAANA

[@MicroMarck]

You mean Bob voice right?

[@TheDarkLink7]

@@MicroMarck Jon H Benjamin yes provides the voice for both Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher. But my main reference is Archer saying hey phrasing.

[@TheDarkLink7]

@@MicroMarck a clip from the episode i am referring to: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jISXgnp7hsaWos0

[@jamesnorman9160]

Hmm, reminds me of that one scene from Robin Hood: Men in Tights. "Lend me your ears!" *the crowd literally pop off their ears and toss them onto the stage*

[@BloodwolfTico]

Ah yes, I loved that movie! Kinda gross but still funny.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Never heard of this but need to see t now

[@4Just1Girl]

@@BloodwolfTico That's simply Mel brook's sense of humor for ya :)

[@velvety2006]

funny enough there was a kind of show that did something like that. I believe it was called 'boiled over' or something and they would get an actor who kept annoying a random person who had no idea they were on the show and if that person did not get angry or walk away from the actor for a set time they would get 50 bucks or something.

[@BloodwolfTico]

@@4Just1Girl Oh yes, I love all Mel Brook movies! History of the World Part 1, Space Balls, etc... great stuff growing up! :)

[@silverflight01]

Story 1: "You teenagers are so entitled." And yet she acted like a spoiled teenager when confronted. Story 2: When they tell you it's meds, it's meds. You don't insist it's candy, because it could poison, or even worse, end your child! This is another example of when the kid is better than the mom. Story 3: Man, that has got to be one of the dumbest attempts at a fake ID. It didn’t even resemble a real ID according to OP Story 4: And yet another story where the "child" (OP is an adult herself) is better than the parent. OP's parents pretty much called OP the source of the problem. Story 5: Again, a child that is better than their parent. You don't go demanding people to speak your language, because you'll be labeled as a racist, which is true. Story 6: I hate people that trash talk people with disabilities.

[@fungle.]

Pretty much sums it all up

[@misschuckito1311]

the "candy" could like break the child

[@DrYeet2704]

I have a big soft spot for people that have disabilities and if I hear someone in public trash-talking anyone mentally or physically disabled, I get VERY angry. Maybe because I have mild Asperger's, but hey, treating anyone disabled like trash is the definition of a huge asshole.

[@TheConspiracySystem]

The last story reminds me of something that happened yesterday. So, I have ADHD and I'm autistic, we often times will self-stimulate by doing certain behaviors. While I was on vacation the younger kids were invited for a dance party (I'm 17), which meant loud music. There was this square thing that I was walking around because I walk when I hear music, and I was tapping my hands together softly so I could help regulate my surroundings. I was only there because of the music, not all the dancing and bubbles. I have no idea how many times I walked around in a circle, at least 10-15 times and each time this guy (he was sitting on a couch next to this girl) would watch me walk past. Then, as I walked past he leans over to his buddy, glances at me and says not so quietly, "I think she's r*****ed"

[@colemcintyre9638]

OP: this is my seat. EP: get the flight attendant! OP: *gets flight attendant* EP: *shocked pikachu face*

[@ItsameDesire]

That last story, imagine it instead being malicious compliance. "Eww, your ear is missing, put it back on" "Sorry ma'am, can't hear ya, my ear is off"

[@imboredthatyimhere]

Aaa the mic with the entitled mother voice is more raspy than ever :3

[@keep_dancing]

And I think louder too

[@NiamhCreates]

As someone who's been learning Irish for about 6 years, I thoroughly enjoyed you attempting that! It was way off, but *maith thú* (good for you) for trying! :-P

[@Chuckf66]

Yeah. Irish heritage here and I struggle to even come close to pronouncing it properly! Points to rslash for the attempt, though.

[@L1K34PR0]

Ngl i felt a little german vibe when he tried

[@saniakhan7248]

i scrolled down for this comment ahaha. i thought it sounded cool tho :D but I'm not Irish so meh

[@littlespacewitch9728]

Lmao I'm from Ireland, very far off, it gave me a laugh though. Good going for trying though lol

[@Annie_Annie__]

The only thing I know about Irish is that when written it doesn’t follow English pronunciation rules *at all*. It’s why the name Niamh is pronounced “Neeve” and Caoimhe is pronounced “KEE-va”. So I knew his trying to pronounce it phonetically would be WAY off, lol.

[@microwavedcaprisun6521]

I love how in the first stories the kids act more mature and know more about the basic law than these parents

[@antoniuspoe9945]

I'd insult them and then give them $10k as an apology. Lol

[@Mintzzz]

Ep:take off your prosthetic,it’s scaring my babyyyyy Op:ok,quit your bs,it’s annoying everyone That’s what the title implies

[@volcarona8401]

Damn, that Irish entitled person got destroyed 😂

[@tonedeaftalent]

“What would you do?” Did something similar. They had a woman being very vocal about a special needs worker. It was a social experiment on what others would do in that situation

[@maxskogh6289]

Their clips are really interesting and you at often times get back hope of humanity.

[@hazbinotakusimp2182]

Told the Covid vaccine story to my Christian grandparents and they literally facepalmed

[@edjeberkant8492]

OP: Yeah, I have a disability and that’s a prosthetic. EM: *sO yOu aRe mEntALLy iLL??”

[@meg-aneletang13]

Man I wake up at 9 everyday just for this and yet again I get to start off my day with an other awesome rslash video

[@notnotalwen4891]

Same but i will go to sleep at 9 or 10 and would listen to his stories for a good sleep

[@williamdelbourgo3940]

I watch this while eating lunch

[@C___________]

I wait for 9 almost everyday for r/

[@Bladedcloud6159]

8am for me.

[@ChucklateChip]

6:00 AM over here!

[@my__socrates__note]

Your Klingon accent is awesome... Oh, wait.. That was Irish/Gaelic? Ah...

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

If he tweaks it he'll probably be fine.

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

If he tweaks it he'll probably be fine.

[@shoegal623]

Lmao

[@lisakaz35]

LOL. I'd love to hear that Gaelic sentence from a native speaker.

[@akl2k7]

Qapla! Perhaps today is a good day to die!

[@techgeneralgaming7279]

The kid from the intake after taking the candy : mommy, why do I see colourful rainbows and beautiful mushrooms?

[@kelliereads4409]

For the first one I can say it isn’t very surprising for the nice child to have backed down immediately- Entitled parents usually create two types of children: “The opposite of their parent most likely shy” Or “the carbon copy “

[@pystonge]

I would 100% make fun of a disabled person for 100,000$. And after the fact, I'd split the winnings with them. I'm sure they need that kind of money as much as I do, and even more.

[@paulredinger420]

Bull 💩 you would!

[@ultrajoci]

i think in the story where the kid wanted medicine thinking it was candy it was more supriseing that the kid actually asked for the medicine and not just ate it without asking

[@broski89]

I wonder who taught that kid manners and common decency because the mother sure as hell didn't.

[@sakura368]

@@broski89 someone with common sense

[@damianvandenhaak]

For the last story i just imagine what they would say to a person in a wheelchair. EP: What is that you are sitting on? It isnt halloween yet. STAND UP it is disturbing me.

[@damianvandenhaak]

@@aduckofsomesort sadly yes

[@ZebraLuv]

I had to use a cane to walk after surgery. "But you're too young to need a cane. Stop faking for attention."

[@bengx3210]

Entitled parents be like: EP: give me something that you paid for so my precious angel can be happy OP: no EP: *demonic screeching*

[@MM-cj4yl]

You know you failed at parenting when your kid knows that meds are not candy and you don't know it.

[@MadMusic26]

There is a show that’s sort of like that. I think it’s called “What Would You Do” and actors go into public places and act horrible to other actors to see how the people around them react.

[@damianmasq5134]

“Diners? Parents behave, kids behave (or try, with their parents encouraging good behavior)” Omfg I fully choked on my coffee from laughing, what absolute nonsense! This dudes entitled people must be INSANE to make op think that!

[@ruthpatricia6367]

Or maybe the customers in the diner they saw are just civil

[@panther_draws7584]

Anything: Exists Karen: M I N E

[@GP27373]

✨ Manifest Destiny ✨ 😆

[@Mr.Quinlan888]

As an amputee, I can sympathize with what the last OP went through. I was at Dave and Buster's for my nephews birthday party. A little kid came up and saw my prosthetic leg (with a Darth Vader decal on the carbon fiber socket) and exclaimed to his Dad what a cool leg I had. A little while later, I was standing at the prize counter with my son and nephews and the same kid came over and said, "Mommy, look at that man's cool looking leg!" "I want one of those." The horrified mother asked me if there was anyway I could cover up my leg (I was wearing shorts) as it was disturbing her kid. I just laughed and said, "Sorry, I'm not afraid of my body parts." I just walked away and cackled about the experience.

[@Jaded1916]

Sitting here in Ireland listening to you speak Irish, suddenly, the cat starts screaming, the dog begins to bark, mirrors and windows shatter and a gateway to a blazing inferno opens as you have awoken the old gods who now seek to cleanse the land after hearing such sacrilegious sounds. 7/10 - would listen to rSlash speak As Gaeilge again.

[@BunnyDay]

I don't speak Irish either so I can't say how well you did, but I gotta say, that sounded A LOT like Klingon =)

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@randolphrosenberg2994]

Fan who grew up in Ireland: Honestly you were halfway close and that's highly concerning.

[@VegaVermilion]

Why highly concerning?

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@VegaVermilion because he can’t bash him for being an American butchering his language

[@loganrasnake9252]

Me: * Has something in my house * Karen: Give it to me.

[@grumpycat3267]

"greedy fucker" is the best line in the video

[@Marshyfluf]

The Irish ascent was much better than I could ever do so good job

[@GTSE2005]

"Alright so we're checking out the only subreddit where OP is forced to remove his prosthetic ear... It's r/entitledparents."

[@paul_warner]

I get the reference

[@joemama9934]

i have ideas of ideas idk what do you expect me to say?

[@H0us3pl4nt]

I love listening to these and then reading along. Especially when ES pops up and the first thing I think is “Entitled Sh*t”

[@timehunter9467]

Damn, some epilepsy medications are actually not supposed to be taken by children, I’m sure the ones I’m on are adults only. I’d hate to see what would have happened.

[@namelessminionveinreaver3763]

Good on that first OP for doing the right thing and bringing that little girl into the world despite the awful circumstances of the conception.

[@spydersoup8447]

To think someone would become a caring mother from being sexually assaulted at the age of 15 or 16.

[@DapperSapper515]

That "greedy f***" made you sound like Cartman lmao

[@Hybrid301]

Incredulous rSlash at the end there is my favorite. He still can’t believe some people even after all this Reddit.

[@AtotehZ]

6:28 Imagine it being fentanyl, yikes. When you have back surgery that's particularly painful in the time after they sometimes prescribe fentanyl. Oxycodone is an opioid considered a bit weaker than heroin and fentanyl is considered somewhere along 50 times stronger than heroin. It's designed to be as the synthetic drug it is.

[@xerusume]

11:40 his Irish sounds like he lost WW2 lol

[@Matt_Black1]

Karen: “can I see your manager” Me: “ha ha” Karen: “why are you laughing” Me: “BITCH I AM THE MANAGER”

[@Bee-ru8ld]

That last story reminded me of when I was a kid, and I saw somebody with a prosthetic leg for the first time. I pointed at him and asked my mom "Why does that man have a robot leg?" My mom smiled and told me to go ask him. I was really shy though, so I didn't ask him. But then the man turned around, smiled at me and walked away. I just really hope I didn't offend him in any way...I was only 6 years old back then.

[@20Unbelievable06]

as a disabled person I can tell you there are very few disabled people that would be offended by a young child's curiosity. we can tell the difference 😊

[@RockyGems]

Your Irish deadass sounds like you're trying to Dragonborn shout XD

[@silverstar1178]

dying

[@ThatSmashGuy]

I can confirm that like 10% of people In Ireland actually like and know how to speak Irish. Your accent sounds like your screaming gibberish at me as some sort of interrogation.

[@Domino_Panda]

I once mistook my mom's liver meds for m&ms. Let me tell you emergency stomach cleansing is no fun.

[@velvety2006]

I once mistook my mom's calming pills for my migraine meds the thing was you were supposed to take just a quarter or something and I swallowed the whole pill. I was high as a kite when I was walking the dog but hey my migraine was gone.

[@kconway2263]

My mom once found my brother playing with her allergy meds. She wasn’t sure he took any, but poison control told her to give him ipecac to be safe. That’s no fun, either, but I think you still win with the stomach pumping. Glad you came through okay.

[@OsirisTheRaptor]

As a person who did study Irish for a year, I agree and to be honest: *I COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT BETTER MYSELF* Irish may be a dead language but people still speak in parts of Ireland, and I'm not gonna lie, the language WAS INDEED FASCINATING TO LEARN, although I can't speak it anymore I still love when people talk in it, it make me love all cultures and NOT lose faith in HUMANITY.

[@keepupwithspeedy]

Imagine being confined to a wheelchair all your life and having people treat you as if you have a mental disability rather then just a physical one. I get that all the time. It is so annoying.

[@thegreatstoneddragon9432]

I love it when rSlash attempts to speaking a different language! 😂

[@Mewse1203]

The show you're talking about us called "Impractical Jokers". I mean they don't make fun of disabled peoole (AFAIK) but they do send the guys into places and put them in uncomfortable situations and make them say ridiculous stuff to see who wins.

[@mrchimpo1637]

Lol that “greedy f*ck” was real damn funny

[@rachelmoore1974]

That last story with the person who wore a prosthetic on their ear, if the entitled parents had said they wanted me to take my prosthetic off because it freaked them out, I would have! According to OP he wore it because his ear was quite deformed both from the birth defect and also from surgeries, so it clearly looked worse underneath. I would've taken it right off and then refused all their demands to put it back on! "'Nope, you said my prosthetic scared you, so I took it off and it's staying off! Enjoy!"

[@spyderdogg]

12:01 ya that was absolutely impeccable

[@ImJustShayeB]

The story about the restaurant with the fake idea is like when parents with kids at their amusement park and they carry the child through the line because they are "tired" but really they are just trying to avoid having their kid measured because they are too short for the ride. Like dude, now I HAVE to check them because their obviously too short. Hold on, let me radio my manager. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@xKCAZxLEADER]

Why does rSlash sound like an angry viking reading (or trying to read) the Irish words 11:35 😂😂😂

[@justasimplekaeyasimp287]

That last story really hits home. I have a disability that makes it difficult for me to walk. To sum it up: My leg muscles are pretty weak so I have to train them regularly and I also can't lift my feet up completely on my own. I can barely manage to reach a 90° angle. I CAN however walk, even without the help of orthotics. But I prefer to wear them whenever I leave the house 'cause it makes walking easier and it reduces my chances of tripping and not being able to get up by myself as well. Still, even with the orthotics on it still looks quite weird when I walk, I know that too. But I feel like, whenever people look at me they automatically often assume that, only bc the way I walk looks "odd", I'm also mentally challenged, and that sucks. It's not as hurtful anymore since I'm used to it now but it doesn't change the fact that it's annoying as hell. But oh well.

[@silvercobra1870]

as an irish person i was DYING at the irish swears and sentence

[@silvarimon5287]

in the first story the lady who bought the seats WAS entitled ENTITLED TO THE SEAT SHE PAID FOR

[@CalebT_RC]

I love how the Karen says, EXCUSE ME?!?!!

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

Your Gaeilge is hilarious. I don't speak Gaelic, mind you, but I do know it sounds .. different ;)

[@zephyr733]

"why dont you give my lil timmy an oxy" thanks man this is the first time i laughed in a long while

[@BillyCF]

Entitled mom: *steals a seat from somebody that paid for it* Also entitled mom: yOuR sO EntITLEd Me: *visible confusion*

[@arabesquewhyisthistakennow]

i'm watching this using an earphone, your volume jumped from 0 to 10 on the karen's voice..my ear hurts

[@jamieemeagi7377]

11:25 Karen: ThIs IS IRELAND wE sPeAk EnGlIsh Me: Nope this is Ireland we speak *irish* and *english*

[@jessikajynx]

As someone who worked at a fancy restaurant I can agree "rich" people are the worst. I say it in quotes cause the actual rich people were usually pretty nice and tipped well.

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@littlelynxx]

rSlash can go from the calmest voice to Fnaf 4 jumpscare in less than half a second

[@halowar0527]

12:09 i had a teacher one year that never believed I had 30 decibel hearing loss ( mostly in the lower tones). at first when i asked for her to repeat something she would but then not even a few weeks in the school year she just ignored when I asked and even looked visibly annoyed about it. eventually i ended up not knowing what we were doing and so I just stopped trying to do things in there class. most satisfying sleep i had

[@lynnwilliams8295]

Oh my goodness I had a similar thing happen in second grade. On parent teacher night before school started my mom explained to the teacher I am deaf in my left ear and partially in my right and to seat me up front of the class and make sure my right side (the good ear which still has a loss) would be closest to her. Teacher agreed but the first day of class she put me in the back. So we had an assignment and I guess I didn’t hear the instructions and when she returned the paper to us after grading it in BIG red ink wrote “you didn’t follow instructions! What’s wrong are you deaf of something” this was in the early 70s and I don’t think it would happen these days (I hope). My mother who was a small little lady who never cussed or raised her voice had a meeting with the teacher after she saw my paper and you could hear her screaming at this teacher down the hall lol. I was moved to the front the next day and she was sweet as pie the rest of the year. People ask me why I didn’t wear a hearing aid? If I remember right the audiologists told my parents something about it being nerve damage or something wrong with the anatomy of my ear and an aid would not work? I could be wrong about that and this was many years ago so maybe technology has changed.

[@dracko158]

EM: *"EXCUSE ME?!"* (She looks genuinely shocked) More like *Surprised Pikachu Face* .

[@twodiceddragons4088]

The volume changes to be very loud when you do the Karen voice.

[@broski89]

Well so do Karens when they try to demand their way.

[@GTSE2005]

Actually it makes the karen imitation much more realistic

[@Feralwolf444]

"I", a then 30 year old man, couldn't handle Oxy. When I was prescribed some after abdominal surgery, I nearly became addicted. I was lucky to see the signs and stopped taking the stuff before I lost control.

[@curtisberard7831]

"Excuse me?!" Sorry, there's no excuse for you.

[@dhn6154]

11:40 As an Irish person I am furious, you shouldn’t talk about my mother that way

[@electricplayz4778]

Every single time i hear rslash's intro, i keep hearing arselash.