r/Facepalm {15}

[@Ailurus]

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[@_bit_]

Thank you

[@Steampunk_enjoyer]

Politely, 6 minutes in an my skull has an imprint of my palm

[@subi007culum4]

@@Steampunk_enjoyer👍

[@kyrauniversal]

0:32 You know that Intersex individuals exist, right?

[@Steampunk_enjoyer]

​​@@kyrauniversalyes and there are very little intersex people it's simply not common enough to change commonly believe facts

[@FatJoeGamin]

Ok, the argument of "if youre drunk driving and hit a family, did you still hit a family?" Is genuinely one of the best ive heard when it comes to "if im drunk and kiss someone else is it cheating?"

[@idontfw]

what abt if u was drunk and u do it with a girl but non of yall were in the right mind to clearly consent is it considered SA for the guy?

[@iconica9516]

​@@idontfw its not SA for either person imo both of you were drunk and had drunk sex its both of their faults but rather it just be sex then go downhill into something bad

[@___Bruh__]

@@idontfw Some might call me a victim blamer, but don't put yourself in that situation. There will always be bad guys and you're all you got.

[@toximan2008]

But it's so funny because women are admitting that they have less agency while under the influence. Apparently, if men sleep with someone while drunk, they're 100% at fault - drunk or sober. But if a woman does it? Well, they were clearly impaired. Which... means that women's brains aren't as capable to make decisions as men's are, apparently.

[@banana-lover]

yeaaaah that probably hit her harder then her dad

[@pineapple9476]

first guy’s analogy was gold, I need to see that girl’s reaction 😭

[@YodaOnABender]

Drunk actions are sober thoughts

[@AhmedMalaki]

@@YodaOnABender yeah Like with kid rock When he was drunk he spout out racism and there is history of evidence of him being racist And to quote moral orel Orels mother said this "He is not changing he just shows his true self"

[@spiritbx1337]

@@YodaOnABender So we actually want to stumble around?

[@Glacial_floofs]

​@@YodaOnABender oh really? that's very concerning

[@tudytudy3316]

That analogy was horrible

[@TaoKuga]

Some additional information to the story at around 9:30 to the guy and girl that got beaten up by 7 men: He was restrained and had a knife put to his throat. Doubt that anyone could do much in that situation

[@CalvinBDaG]

Exactly! I was just about to type this comment, but I decided to scroll through the comments first to see if someone else had already said.

[@Taybrian1]

If I'm thinking of the same story, the two were also in their 60's.

[@SirFailsalot91]

Everyone seems to think real life is like an action movie or video game, it's absolutely ridiculous.

[@niccolomiglio6996]

Oh yeah, but you heard the Panda: he's gonna fight and be a total badass like some kind of power fantasy

[@Jcrafter13]

Not to mention, if the guy lost his life like the other guy wanted, it would have made the situation so so so much worse. His family would lose their loved one and the poor woman would go on living life alone, even more traumatized, and would probably have guilt. Life isnt a videogame or movie or tv show where you can literally gain the 'power or inner strength' to fight back, most likely the dude would have had his throat slit. Horrible situation still because the girl got violated in one of the worse ways and the guy couldnt do anything and will probably have that guilt weigh on his head for the rest of his life, and both will most likely never trust another soul again. Only silver lining is they both survived and they have each other to heal from this, i pray and hope to god that they work through his abhorrent situation and continue to live their lifes safe

[@JHond.2012]

**If you can't cry in front of your significant other, you don't need to be in that relationship. **

[@Kacszu]

I mean yesn't. I don't think a man should cry because his job is to be the emotional enchor but at the same tine there are moments in life when a men even should cry like when his doughter gets merried or when his children are born. There are also moments when a men shouldn't cry. Like when a family pet dies because then his kids and wife need that emotional stability in form of a calm sad men that is not crying his eyes out because it calmes them down. Crying alone or better with your friends afterwards is for you to get those emotions out because your firends are the enchor in that case. At the same time this should not be a reason to look at a man like less because some times something breaks in all of us and you just can't stop the tears. What I try to say is saying that *if you can't cry in front of your significant other, you don't need to be in that relationship" is quite very much an exaguration. That's because as I stated before there are times where you shouldn't cry even thiugh you really want to for the sake of people around you. For the sake of becoming their emotional enchor that makes them more calm through being calm themselves. Having a deal breaker that your partner is your enchor in form of a calm stoic person is in my opinion very much reasonble and being so negative agaisnt it isn't quite reasonable. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day.

[@jaden_dot_jpg]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@Kacszuoh my god, no. Just no. Men should be able to cry whenever they feel the need, their entire existence shouldn’t be boiled down to an “emotional anchor”! There are such things as overreactions, and every human has cried over silly things REGARDLESS of gender - but a pet dying!? Crying is a perfect reaction and if I were his wife or kids I would feel comforted by it because then I’d know we share the same feelings. A man can be vulnerable with the ones he loves and still be strong and protective of them. Being vulnerable with a loved one is something everyone in the world should be able to do. It’s something all humans need to thrive. The very least a loving wife can offer is a shoulder to cry on, just as a husband should offer her.

[@Barbequed-Clorox]

Sir, men are allowed to be sad when something saddening happens. Like the family pet dying. Showing emotion to your family is how you build a stronger connection with them, not show yourself as weak. Blocking off emotion is never a good thing to do in ANY situation. Especially sadness and stress, and ESPECIALLY *alone*, Jesus Christ 💀. This is exactly why some men commit suicide. @@Kacszu

[@JHond.2012]

@@jaden_dot_jpg I couldn't have said it better my self.

[@AShatteredDragonsSpirit]

@@Kacszu There is absolutely nothing that I could ever want LESS than for my to-be-husband to be a stoic, empty, devoid rock. I want to marry him because he's HUMAN, not a shell. If I'm crying, then I want him to cry with me.

[@jaypark9924]

How dare that woman call herself a “Christian” after saying this to her husband she should repent if she thinks this is weak. Did she forget the Lord wept himself so your calling him weak that’s blasphemy

[@stephano1019]

Indeed. A men is allowed to cry for crying allows one to rid themselves of any pain and suffering they are keeping inside and we feel much better after it. And as you said Jesus himself cried so it's not like she has no excuse whatsoever to say that "Men shouldn't cry". Forgive me for going on a spat here but in Christianity we are allowed to cry for our cries are us humbling ourselves and when we cry unto the Lord we are admitting we're not perfect and he does not hold that against us for we humans are not yet he still loves us cause he knows we are trying our best to be strong, especially followers of Christ. It is why he is called the Prince of Peace and why you hear it either in Christian music or through the scriptures his love never fails and is unending for he is love incarnate. He loves us so much that he was willing to pay the price for our sins through Jesus Christ, his only begotten son who was the lamb that was slain so we can be saved and have everlasting life when we enter his kingdom.

[@kingoffire105]

I find it saddening that she despite being called a Christian thinks that men can't cry, and yeah Jesus wept. Now, I understand we all have sins and no one is perfect apart from Christ, but she seriously has some repentance to do if she is treating her husband that way. All in all, we ALL have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. And we need forgiveness through repentance from our savior Jesus Christ.

[@doodlesyoru2108]

​@@stephano1019 He wants us to learn. For knowledge and wisdom liberate the soul.

[@seantaggart7382]

Indeed

[@SiPakRubah]

I bet she's one of those cult that called themselves "Christian" and might call your ideas of men weeping as blasphemy instead

[@mistuhwhite69]

So tired of the “men can’t cry” bullshit. It’s not just perpetuated by women, but by other men as well. We can’t expect a human to suppress a human function like feeling sadness or crying. It’s just stupid.

[@bluebirbas]

Then there's other cultures that it's normal for men to be up close and pretty much cuddling other guys as friends

[@mistuhwhite69]

@@bluebirbas life could be a dream

[@basic6735]

@@bluebirbas Which cultures?

[@10thletter40]

Im also tired of people like you telling us we always gotta be emotional. When I say I dont cry often, like once a year, people look at me funny, but thats just how I am

[@bluebirbas]

@@basic6735 I can't remember exactly which one but it was somewhere in Asia. I remember my psychology teacher mentioning it when talking about different cultural values. She used an example of when she was studying in another country

[@jackbob83]

“Couch cushions for thighs,” Nah she got the whole COUCH

[@Marder_IFV]

what if he got pillows? :3

[@RileyLewis-j2w]

I expected her to be fat, I didn't expect her to be dummy thicc

[@dogeclanleader1]

Mattress thighs

[@roc-noK]

@@Marder_IFV :3333

[@godhelp7535]

nah she got the entire furniture store

[@unnecessarycensorpolice]

I mean if I met a woman who sees crying as weakness we're just immediately done

[@KillberZomL4D42494]

True.

[@moriane.]

This is the correct answer. Anyone that sees crying as a weakness has the worst emotional control and will bring very little good to a relationship.

[@redacted90]

Yeah, fuck that. I wouldn't even give her time to pack.

[@unnecessarycensorpolice]

I think the best thing you can do is play with her emotions if she thinks crying is a weakness

[@menacingpyro2005]

True. Finding solace in someone enough to trust them to be your shoulder to cry on is the biggest strength.

[@jacearmor5274]

The first analogy was perfect! People seem to have no problem with their bad behavior, until the consequences come.

[@tudytudy3316]

Its a horrible analogy. She said that it doesnt count as cheating, not that it didnt happed. She wanted to say that her actions werent fueled by hate, but by alchohol. Just like how a drunk driver wouldnt get charged with premeditated murded if he killed a family of 4 while driving

[@ツSUGAR_ÇØRPSËツ]

⁠@@tudytudy3316a better analogy would be if you were drunk driving and you hit a family of five would you still be responsible the answer is still yes because you choose to drive inebriated and the consequences are that you killed them and also legally speaking you’re responsible for your actions even if you were drunk

[@chimchar87]

@@tudytudy3316it’s a good analogy. It can be better, but it’s still a good analogy

[@cwj2733]

@@tudytudy3316it’s a good analogy. if you’re drunk and your actions aren’t yours then whose the fuck are they??

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

@@tudytudy3316 and shed be wrong , alcohol lowers inhibitions, aka, just turns off your filters. alcohol doesnt make you do anything you didnt already want to do, shes just unfaithful and trying to feel validated for her lie

[@nathanaellee6255]

Why Russia!? He could have just went to America and homeschooled their child.

[@gregbors8364]

I’m not dissing the Russian people at all here, but any American, Canadian of western European who says they would like to move there is not right in the head.

[@mrjuicejunior]

Better yet, Alberta, which is in Canada itself. Heard a town in Alberta (Westlock) has banned pride flags by locals.

[@madevilgenius7547]

Hell even Poland would have been a better choice than Russia

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

Russia is one of the best countries in the world, probably fifth, and is one of the few that can save civilization

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

​@@madevilgenius7547 Poland is in NATO

[@pattyrian7422]

"a traditional Christian man shouldnt cry" JESUS CHRIST WEPT WEPT

[@williamlane847]

Errrrmmmm... jesus was jewish akshuly 🤓👆

[@SecretMagician]

Potato, patato. Aren't they worshipping the same deity?​@@williamlane847

[@FerretTwister]

​@@SecretMagician r/ whoosh. (That's the joke)

[@mystoxxiide9043]

@@FerretTwister a joke has to be funny lol

[@FerretTwister]

@@mystoxxiide9043 it's a sarcasm joke. The joke is sarcasm. He's making fun of the fact that people will go full nerd and say well "Jesus is Jewish" like it matters hence the emoji.

[@TheDigitalApple]

Dude that first clip with the woman who cheated on her boyfriend while intoxicated…….if the insanity is strong with the first clip I don’t dare imagine what’s also in the video.

[@megawl2086]

I'm Russian, stores here are full and are much cheaper than in America, but people earn much less here so it cancels out. Also, life is pretty chill, atleast in a small Siberian city. The only thing that i'm unhappy with is overwhelming corruption in our government and the fact that we can't protest without having your life ruined

[@APPLP1E]

My man you just made the most agreeable Russian comment to ever exist

[@memecat9830]

I’m sorry you guys have to live like that

[@Turtoile41]

Sooo you still alive after posting this comment?

[@meganmonroe927]

I’ve never understood getting weirded out or “the ick” from seeing your man cry. The first time my boyfriend cried in front of me I held and comforted him. It made me tear up too. It’s awful some people can be so apathetic even to their partners

[@Diamondr11Blue]

Damn u a real one

[@Meeshilin_Man]

Literally! And the way some other men try to pull the "fEMaLeS ARe GEnEtiCaLlY PreDisPosEd To nOt wAnT a WEak mAn" bs. Like seeing my BF cry makes him look more human and strong to me idk how to explain it. Like did she even love him to begin with? The way he said he only met her like 2-3 years ago and they're married makes me think they sort of rushed into that.

[@albertoHammyer]

Crying is a sign of weakness as much as lack of fear is a sign of courage.

[@Shiftite]

@@albertoHammyer Crying is a sign of overwhelming emotion, not weakness. Any dam will break if you push it hard enough.

[@blableu4519]

​@@Shiftite I believe you misunderstood my man. He makes the point that, since you can't be courageous if you don't feel afraid of what you're doing in the first place, you can't be strong if you're not feeling some form of anguish. You won't call someone courageous for picking up a sheet of paper, the same way you won't call someone strong for enduring a slight mistake.

[@Frostaltered]

14:33 that’s what’s very dark about the Idol industry, especially in Asia. You CANNOT have any relationships that are not platonic. If you have a bf/gf or wife/husband you’ll likey not be hired or if word gets out, your career is over or heavily tarnished. You have to have this 24/7 wholesome innocent vibe with no scandals either and you have to look a very specific way. This applies to both men and women, even stuff like Vtubers. Obviously with Vtubing it can be different based on agency to agency, but a lot of agencies still require heavy supervision for their talent. It’s a very controlling and restrictive life style. A lot of these fans are terminally online and very lonely, majority male as well (heavily dependent on artist, but most Idols are girl groups IIRC). So they start having toxic fandoms and parasocial relationships where these fans pretend or even delude themselves into believing that their Idols are in love with them or would marry them specifically or whatnot. So when these idols do find love in their personal life this is a “betrayal” or “cheating” on the fans. In Japanese I believe the term is Seiso or “clean” or “pure”. If these girls even have hints that they are not virgins too, this can also negatively impact their career and they can be possibly blacklisted from the industry

[@berylryder9709]

I once saw something about a Japanese Idol having to shave off all her hair and apologize to everyone for daring to date someone.

[@Impostor39890]

I think I've heard about this one VTuber who immediately broke with her BF once she got in the industry.

[@toon2618]

I feel that both idols and company Vtubers have it the worst. I can not imagine having to work for a company and be constantly told that I can’t bad mouth them or I can’t straight up leave them without being blackmailed and told that I would never work again. The biggest and newest case of this come from Selen of Nijisanji…this all hurts…

[@Diamondr11Blue]

Cringe

​@@Diamondr11Bluewhat?

[@AmazingAutist]

8:53 it's worse. He was actively restrained and held down. He couldn't fight them off when there's four people holding you down. These weird stupid misandrists and alpha males sink that life is a movie, and that everyone turns into John Wick if they get angry or desperate enough they had a knife to his throat and they were going to kill him if he struggled too much and imagine what would happen if you were in the wife's shoes. You're having one of the worst things that could have ever happened to you in your entire life, is now on top of that you have to see your husband, the love of your life, get killed right in front of your eyes. Now on top of the trauma, you have no one to go home to, no one to be there to support you, possibly being trafficked if you ever see home again, and now you're dealing with survivor's guilt. These people never think about the Outlook of the woman in this situation, they only focus on the emasculating and hating the man and blaming him for the tragedy that happened instead of the seven disgusting non-humans that did this to them.

[@Diamondr11Blue]

They think they're main characters

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

I half wonder if they are perpetrators of the same crimes those criminals are doing and are just making up stories to like cover up almost?

[@jackofaces107]

The guy wearing the apple vision pro at his wedding is taken out of context. If thats the same story I’m thinking of, then he was using it to record first person footage of the wedding night so they could save the memories of it, and it should also be noted that he did take it off during the actual ceremony, only wearing it during the after party stuff

[@TimBukTwo]

16:47 the best part about this is she’s getting it bibicaly wrong. It’s stated that the pain receptor block was removed when Eve ate the sin fruit and childbirth would become the painful thing it is today.

[@Cains_stuff]

GODDAMN IT MOM!

[@doodlesyoru2108]

​@@Cains_stuff Lol

[@redline1916]

Dammit momma I told you not to eat the darn fruit from the tree, now y'all gotta deal with them painful cramps and shit.

[@Cains_stuff]

@@doodlesyoru2108 I apologize to all of ya’ll.

[@Cains_stuff]

@@redline1916 I WAS TRYING TO TELL HER BUT SHE AINT LISTEN

[@breezywinter4646]

For the India post I’m pretty sure 5 of the 7 men were arrested and also fighting off 7 people would most likely be really hard especially knowing the husband is at least 60 years old I think. Also some people don’t bruise that easily so dude could’ve gotten hurt just as bad and I think they talked about the attack but I don’t remember what they said if they talked about the attack.

[@Flowerlytdm]

I agree no person unless some really good MMA fighter is fending off 7guys who are most likely armed with knives. I would only get 1 or 2 hits in before I get knocked out or shanked.

[@soundwave103]

Good to hear or see in this case that some of the guys are caught the other 2 might follow soon still sad for the couple I hope they get the over the trauma they went through

[@methatis3013]

​@@Flowerlytdmnot even an MMA fighter is beating 7 people at once. 2 is doable, 3 is a big stretch, 4 is impossible

[@spinechiller567]

She censored kissed, made, and cheat. The internet is too soft

[@GabrielSykes]

Overbearing censorship started becoming more common over the last couple years, and according to Reddit comments (I despise TikTok), it's because a lot of this stuff is being reposted from TikTok and their rules are stupidly strict and all over the place, so people just censor everything that might be even remotely upsetting to someone out there just to make sure their stuff isn't taken down. If that is true I honest to god can not see how that hasn't caused a massive amount of people to just switch to something else, youtube, insta, and snapchat have all ripped off TikTok, there's plenty of competition, why are people so glued to the one where you can't say "kiss" without swapping the I for an asterisk?

[@mrjuicejunior]

Not because of the internet, but because of assumed strict moderators on the platform

[@DeathGripsIsOffline696]

@@GabrielSykes well it didnt even start from tiktok, the app just made it more well known. the censorship weirdness has happened on youtube before tiktok got popular tbh.

[@Dmgkisapika112]

I was watching a list of music reviews and “I’m Too Sexy” was on the list. They censored every time it said sexy, so like a solid 40% of the song

[@bendingdemon6483]

@@Dmgkisapika112 The one that was in the bonus features for one of the Shrek movies that Prince Charming sings in the competition?

[@UncleMikeDrop]

Vulnerability in a relationship as a mindfield for a man.

[@___Bruh__]

Unfortunately the truth

[@YodaOnABender]

If a woman doesn’t let you cry then she doesn’t deserve you, because she’s the exact type of person to then blame you over the fact she had a dream where you cheated

[@redchan_ebooks]

I was in a relationship with a guy for almost 4 years. He would always expect me to bend over backwards to help him when he was upset, but would constantly refuse to help me and even used everything I said against me. Relationships are hard lol

[@___Bruh__]

@@redchan_ebooks sounds like a dick, hopefully you find someone that is there for you 50/50

[@Diamondr11Blue]

@@redchan_ebooks he sounds cringe then 😬 relationships are a 2 person thing not 1

[@jacearmor5274]

Women: We want men to open up! Also women: 3:48

[@YodaOnABender]

Yeah I seriously disagree with Ailurus here for acting like the guy was in the wrong for just having human emotions. The context even says that he was crying because he’d had it rough the past few weeks. That doesn’t mean he cries all the time.

[@DaveMiller741]

​@@YodaOnABenderI think he was being sarcastic

[@doorsareforopening]

​@@YodaOnABenderhe's not siding with the woman so much as saying "That's the world we live in, tough luck"

[@AmazingAutist]

Those are minority of women and they are called misandrists. They are a minority that shout the loudest and gets the Limelight because negativity sells.

[@whywouldyoudothat1346]

@@YodaOnABenderTbh, you’re right. I think that if anything, women need to improve, not men.

[@SirFailsalot91]

In regards to the story of the couple being attacked in India by that gang of thugs, the loser saying "He didn't fight back to protect her!" completely missed the part where the husband was being held back with a knife to his throat and forced to watch his wife being beaten and raped - a fat lot of use he'd be if he had his throat slit when he tried fighting back, laying bleeding to death while being unable to stop the attack by those monsters. And what's worse is Indian politicians brushing off the issue about women being attacked in broad daylight by men with the utterly insane phrase "You cannot clap with one hand," essentially blaming women for being assaulted and even believing they actually want or enjoy it - I just can't even.

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

nah cause that guy would have backflipped over his assailant, grabbed his knife, killed him, and fought all 7 of those dudes at once. then, with his muscular body glistening in the sunlight, he would have put her in his arms and flew off to fucking narnia while everybody cheered. does that mf think he's john wick?

[@Monasaurus_Rex]

7:28 imagine if you could actually sue because someone made you look stupid

[@Not_Tails]

Only the police could do that

[@plebisMaximus]

If that was the case, I'd be in perpetual legal battle with myself

[@Gringle9coolguy]

​@@plebisMaximusalways winning always losing. Perfectly balanced... as all things should be

[@Overlord9332]

This is r/facepalm? For a sec I thought I was watching r/iamapieceofshit

[@ryotanada]

lot of overlap I'd say.

[@Gringle9coolguy]

Well alot of shitty people are ignorant of how things actually work in life lol

[@AAAHHHHHHHH......]

Honestly same, didn’t even notice till I saw this comment

[@GrayClover0]

16:22 I find this funny purely because technically...it isn't even biblical. Adam and Eve committed the first sin and one of the punishments was increased pain during childbirth. I don't know where the "block pain receptors" thing came from.

[@solalabell9674]

I didn’t even think about that just that she’s clearly the kinda ‘naturalist’ that assumes anything natural = better and justifies with religion

[@Pengulin]

the story of the couple who went to india and had horrible things done to them is so heartbreaking. if im not wrong, the man was held/pinned down by a 2 men and made to watch as the 7 men had their way

[@SirFailsalot91]

What makes it worse is Indian politicians completely brushing off women being assaulted in broad daylight with the idiotic claim that "There are women who want to be and enjoy it," and they even punish women who've been assaulted as well as their attackers - it's utter insanity!

[@wonderer2632]

@@SirFailsalot91 My Indian friend sent me a video a few years back that covered this topic, and the worst part is seeing women agreeing with that statement. One of them even stated that “you can’t clap with one hand” - aka, the girls had it coming for one reason or another. Mind boggling how okay some people are with these kind of things. And I had just finished watching ‘the worst place on the internet’ by Fern, which covered a similar topic.

[@evilreborn4088]

Yes stupid stuff in my country.if you lot ever visit india only go to mumbai.thats the safest out of all.other than that it's not worth visiting this country without been in a group.

[@vovin8132]

Yeah and here in Canada our worthless government basically has open borders to East Indians. They bring their culture with them, including grape. Their taxi drivers are notorious for picking up intoxicated women and driving them out of town for graping.

[@isaacm7934]

People say that God doesn't make mistakes but we were his biggest mistake and this is proof my condolences goes out to that woman and her husband no one deserves to go through that

[@mrmercury9389]

1:21 Pixar moms be like:

[@judsmi9699]

More like ROBLOX girls in 2019 or 2020 or 2021.

[@gxngxbdu]

Illumination

[@silverflight01]

14:28 Oh no, an idol has a personal life and people they love, what a massive betrayal! Everyone's world is upside down! Man, that's sad and pathetic, Taylor Swift has a BF and the Swifties aren't bothered (AFAIK), why can't people just let J-Pop/K-Pop idols have a personal life? Get some pecking help

[@thescarletdragon4983]

4:18 that woman is so wrong. I love the fact my fiance feels safe enough to cry around me and I wouldnt trade that love and trust for ANYTHING

[@DavidRamirez-vc8dr]

Guy deserves it for being a traditional Christian man 😂

[@trevortobias4827]

For the post about the guy and his wife who got R worded, I heard somewhere that the man had a knife held to his throat which would explain the few bruises and lack of fighting back. 7 guys with a least some having knives. Idk what they wanted him to do

[@Lavendeer201]

4:41 man, you did NOT "mess up". Having a normal human response is not messing up. You cried, and that's okay. Some people cry every day. Dude didn't do ANYTHING that would be considered "messing up"

[@AmazingAutist]

13:05 forget about the luxury of it. I'm just concerned about the ecological damage of catching wild sturgeon in order to harvest their eggs, and I'm glad that there is a sustainable farming method that leaves the wild population of sturgeon alone.

[@Jobam28]

trout? i thought it was wild sturgeon

[@AmazingAutist]

@@Jobam28 you're absolutely correct. I have no idea where I got trout from, I swore I thought I heard it while I was listening but apparently I was wrong. Thanks for pointing it out, I'll edit my comment.

[@AmazingAutist]

@Burger_pants that's even more of a reason why it's so important that the Chinese were able to find a way to do this. We are able to have the delicacy, while still relieving the wild sturgeon population alone. Being extremely endangered, that's even more of a pressing issue. Do you know what stage of endangerment they are in?

[@sethbrown8180]

16:59 the funny part about that too is I Believe it's said in the Bible that your supposed to feel pain as punishment for eve eating from the tree

[@___Bruh__]

Ah yes the man who made it his mission to expose Boeing killed himself before he finished. Makes sense

[@kainhighwind_ma01]

Totally legit

[@bwLindahl]

4:25 are you actually saying that HE made the mistake? The only mistake he made was marrying such a horrible person.

[@ultrasans20xx24]

He’s being sarcastic

[@ablobfish5104]

watch the full vid bro

[@princesskingforever]

As a woman I've had my ex cry in front of me and when he apologized I was confused. Yes I don't want my partner sad but I wouldn't think of less of someone who cried

[@Al___]

1:37 she looks like Mewtwo 😭

[@TheBeastlySort02]

Don't you dare insult Mewtwo like that

[@timmy6890]

Lmao

[@TheBSODer]

no way you are insulting mewtwo that’s crazy

[@arandomvulpix8570]

She looks like someone stuck a lightweight AC's upper parts onto them Dafeng AC legs in AC6

[@joshshrum2764]

@@TheBSODerI’ve seen female mewtwo so honestly it’s a compliment.

[@silverflight01]

3:41 I believe men should be able to express emotions. So what if they're considered weak in the eyes of some people, I'd rather express than bottle it up until the bottle explodes

[@Rustyshackleford752]

That tucker in Russia headline is false, he didn’t say what that person tweeted while in Russia, but he was showing how the sanctions we placed on them have had no effect and how much cheaper the groceries were….far from radicalized

[@gregbors8364]

Of course groceries are cheaper in Russia when the average yearly wage is the equivalent of $14K US. If they weren’t, a lot of people over there would be starving right now

[@TheDigitalApple]

Shh don’t tell Twitter they like to live in Candyland to believe all the falsehoods.

[@jyggalag8359]

I see Why do they have to lie

[@Rustyshackleford752]

@@gregbors8364 things do average out to a certain extent, but overall, living is cheaper there, and the video he made was aimed more at how the sanctions didn’t affect Russia as the US says it has.

[@Rustyshackleford752]

@@jyggalag8359 that’s what they do, they lie.

[@Solesteam]

4:30 He said Christian right? He should read the account about what Jesus did upon hearing his friend Lazarus died... Her mind will be blown. (Spoiler: Jesus cried.)

[@ablobfish5104]

she is the most judgey non forgiving “christian” ever

[@baliyae]

That woman takes “Baby Got Back” to an *extreme* level.

[@Devout214]

Baby got back problems

[@baliyae]

@@Devout214 Yeah, that too.

[@giantdinoboy8264]

​@@Devout214 You ever think that life is about optimizing back pain? Men like women with uneven weight distribution and women like tall men.

[@NatheerTheExample]

7:45 in addition to that, according to her her husband was held at knife point, so he couldn’t do much. Also, according to her, out of all of the countries she went to, she felt safest in Afghanistan under Taliban rule, and recently a photo came out of her and her husband taking a photo with Taliban operatives. Do with that as you will.

[@Southparkfan598]

There were 7 people too, 1v7 wouldn’t go well, unless you’re Batman

[@ShaunOfTheN00bs]

Vermin Supreme is an international treasure. And he looks downright majestic wearing that Wellington boot

[@HansPottermann]

1:24 Nah she ain't got thunder thighs she got the whole storm

[@GlizzyGamingGod]

the first girl really double dipped 💀💀💀

[@Tropius_Fan]

as a man who goes fast with a stick once said "what are you gonna do when the zombies come out of their graves and you did not vote for the only canidate who has a zombie properness plan"

[@cooldude-qz1gf]

9:00 for the record, the man had a knife against his throat and couldn’t do anything…

[@nightwatch5313]

The Apple Vision Pro issue is getting out of hand, my state has it’s own local ComicCon and I saw a guy there. My helmet hid my secondhand embarrassment.

[@kuradamax]

for the "Bodies are changing" post: Ma'am, with thighs like that, i'm sure you can afford to purchase 2 seats

[@messerschmittME-262]

4:43 For being a “traditional” wife, she sure didn’t take the vows seriously if her husband crying was enough to disgust her.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

2:59 I'm right wing and even I think moving to Russia is a bad idea, you're better off isolated in the woods of a rural state, you'll be fine there.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@laynestaley4957 yeah.. for now.. wokeness has a way of spreading but I still don't think I'd go to Russia, where should the patriots go though? any ideas?

[@___Bruh__]

fr the left went so far they turned tucker into a communist

[@YodaOnABender]

Bro all these “I’m gonna build a hut and live in the woods and hunt my own food” people wouldn’t last a year living alone with no internet, no toilet etc.

[@staringcorgi6475]

@@AbrasiousProductionsthe country side like montana,north dakota,south dakota, idaho, nevada minus Las Vegas, Mississippi, Tennessee

[@DonMagma]

Exactly, bro could’ve just went to Texas or something

[@Havoc.Obliteration]

5:00 i say this statement and stand by it! I've held my ex while he was crying so many times, and i think I loved him even more after he showed such emotion to me. the reason why he's an ex is a whole different can of worms.

[@Whywasthisadded]

13:32 my mom does phlebotomy and I’m pretty sure if you’re having to suck the blood out it means you did the stick poorly lol

[@Whywasthisadded]

If you put the needle in poorly then the blood will clot and the blood will be hard to get out

[@sloppyslabba]

8:36 the man was held and forced to watch.

[@sidewalkfish9256]

1:45 built like Squidward from the episode where he tried the Crabby Patty

[@thecourier6260]

That’s foul

[@Slenderslayer351]

Straight to her thighs

[@RoseDragon529]

8:44 dude had a knife held to his throat

[@anboard]

10:50 there's piss all over the floor cause nobody wants to use that urinal

[@qixmee]

the wedding with the apple vision pro was so the guy could have a recording of it from his point of view, he didn't wear it through the whole wedding and made sure his soon-to-be wife was okay with it 😭

[@Lavendeer201]

7:09 you can sue because you got your feelings hurt?! This is ridiculous

[@samurexatlas7373]

14:50 Idol culture. It's toxic. This is why there's V-Idols, like Miku and co. and modernly V-Tubers. Cover Corp with Hololive and Holostars are such a V-Tuber Idol company.

[@marioformicadae6637]

17:00 I swear to God, I don't want to rag on American Calvinist culture, but they seem to forget all the time that bad things exist and happen. God literally made childbirth painful as punishment for cosmic treason. It *would* make a lot more sense to thank God for making women forget the pain, that's grace right there.

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

"Next week is spring break" Me realizing that Spring Break was supposed to be next week and not this week:

[@geodashbusboy197]

1:44 if thighs save lives, then she’s an international embassy

[@audreyharris7643]

Exactly

[@helloolleh_dis]

A good reason why I stay homeschooled

[@NWRNo.17Misery]

Not really a good idea tho

[@That1guyiknow]

​@@NWRNo.17MiseryYou'd be surprised, most homeshools are on par or better than public school.

[@NWRNo.17Misery]

@@That1guyiknow hmmm

[@Koda.R]

@@That1guyiknow In the past that was arguably wrong,rn I dont doubt you are right

[@redline1916]

@@NWRNo.17Misery He's not wrong. I've been through public schooling and around where I'm at (northeastern US) it's an absolute mismanaged mess of fights, beatings and teachers who will swap out and never return. Schooling is HORRIBLE up north.

[@Barakon]

0:20 double face palm if you consider how she could have been coerced into it or even assaulted, but the way she speaks of it sounds like ot mighta been otherwise.

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

I’m gonna be honest as someone who has been dating her boyfriend for almost two years. I’ll admit, seeing him cry is somewhat painful for me, but that’s because it’s a reaction I have to everyone that’s crying. But honestly, I’d rather have him be able to cry in my arms than cry alone. Because then I know I can comfort him in person and hold him.

[@oobtty]

You are a good gf, thank you

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

@@oobtty I feel like that should be part of the bare minimum for any relationship tbh

[@redline1916]

@@serperiorandtheanimator9216 Unfortunately there are so many these days who find that to be incredibly extra. I wish I was exaggerating that, but I've been through relationships with girls where they genuinely found my sensitivity or personal talking to be an issue. It's unfortunate, but sadly you can't do much about the "developing" social behaviors and culture of people when it comes to dating these days. That's on both ends btw, I don't think it's just women who pull that.

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

@@redline1916 oh yeah absolutely it’s not just women. Men will get on women’s asses endlessly for being emotional or overreacting, and then they’ll punch through a wall several times. Like- we go through hormone shifts every month- of COURSE we’re gonna be having some off days. I think it’s hypocritical that women expect men to feel nothing at all. All I’m saying is emotional support should be unconditional and go both ways.

[@spookywithacookie]

1:17 thunder thighs are on the move, thunder thighs are loose

[@Pollito440]

0:23 This part was hilarious to me😭🙏

[@dorime3535]

i didnt expect to see the world's first proof of aliens in this

[@Greatcelestialkaligo]

4:55 I wish you would have when to the comments one of them was a quote form the bible,: "Jesus wept".

[@jma0645]

1:54 she is build like those iron age women statues

[@shockjager]

ailurus posts My brain: bo burnham's content

[@lxchris5252]

5:25 Wife is obviously in the wrong, what's the point of saying anything like that if it's just a straight up lie? Like how tf are you going to expect a human being to be an emotionless robot?

[@mistaaa6525]

Blood does thicken up and clot when trying to draw it out with some people. HOWEVER, this is caused by lack of hydration and poor diet.

[@ythatesfacts]

16:26 Ma'am did you forget Genesis explicitly stated that women will go through pain and worry?

[@miniongeorge60]

6:12 what tucker payed for groceries there may be cheap for an American, but what he payed for a week’s groceries was about 15-20% of the average Russians weekly income. Most Americans spend about 8% of their weekly income on the week’s groceries. The Russians are not doing better than us.

[@Myhouseiscurrentlyburningdown]

The guy who moved to Russia went from normal mode to very hard mode.

[@SoftConcrete]

I am a 6'3 guy, I look threatening to some people because of my looks, but if you have to cry, cry bro (or girl), crying only shows another real side of your self, I do not care who you are, what you look like, and what you do, we all cry, and if not, that's you and keep your opinions to your self, do not compare your self to others, be the best you, peace :)

[@yolocalfurry]

Everyone is trifling in their own sick way and it’s horrible

[@relishcakes4525]

"thick blood" is a diet issue. if you go to give plasma immediately after something like thanksgiving it takes longer cause everyones diet tanked cause oof the holiday and all the machines are clogging up.

[@Whywasthisadded]

I also think it could be a poor stick, if you don’t put the needle in right then the blood will clot and be hard to get out

[@relishcakes4525]

@@Whywasthisadded that too.

[@zofyrose]

If your bood was actualy as thick as described, you would literally suffocate in minutes. No diet would do that.

[@relishcakes4525]

its not literally thick.@@zofyrose

[@zofyrose]

@@relishcakes4525 They say "thick like sluge" i'm pretty sure the person in the video mean literally, so i asumed you did too? how does it clog the machines if it's not literally?

[@Enragedpaper]

17:15 Fun fact: humans are the only species where giving birth on your own being painful (or even deadly) is the norm. That's because the one thing that grows the most pre-birth is the brain/head, and the rest grows after birth (a baby's head is proportionally bigger than an adult's). That's also why our newborns aren't even able to lift their heads on their own when a baby giraffe is walking 30min after a 6ft fall to welcome them into the world. P.s: just checked and one of the reasons we can still birth babies despite their humongous heads is indeed because a newborn's bones aren't fully calcified and still have a lot of cartilage, so their skulls are malleable enough to get squished during birth so they can fit...

[@DanotiBenin]

Abt the thumbnail, I don't blame the kid and the question should have been reworded. Only females (sex) can get pregnant, but men (gender) can get pregnant if they are a ftm.

[@janetaltamirano4145]

I was thinking this too. And for the men (sex) who have both genitalia, probably (?) *BUT* I don’t know if it works for them and I can’t say much due to lack of knowledge of that topic.

[@karl5599]

You mean men who are women can get pregnant?

[@hamsnub]

@@karl5599 mtf cant get pregnant because they dont have uteruses silly 💀

[@karl5599]

@@hamsnub you mean men can't get pregnant

[@hamsnub]

@@karl5599 i see what you did there pookie bear and you removed your original comment to get a gotcha moment

[@burkerkink3646]

1:30 she looks like she came from a twitter drawing

[@joshshrum2764]

Looks like my oc.

[@pafaccount4454]

My woman always told me I could cry around her, and was supportive like one time. When it wasn't an issue she could just fix by saying "it'll be alright" she started actively causing me pain.

[@valarmis]

"Christian men don't cry" John 11:35 Jesus wept

[@thecoolguy4947]

Ight I lost it when my man said "some people have this loadout"😂

[@M_.M979]

11:28 *_⚠️Jumpscare warning⚠️_*

[@Caldera_Scarab]

Bro was constructed and editted to look like a graffitied boulder.

[@taikigoto3100]

I go to the school that assigned that test, everyone in the school is laughing at the media coverage of this whole clown show🤣

[@martlettoo]

Wait... wasn't pain during birth LITERALLY supposed to be a punishment from God to all women for Eve eating the apple? Like, they've literally been telling women that for years? And I think it's even IN the Bible???

[@megasoma_elephas]

9:31 the couple that got assaulted in India were attacked by armed gang members. The guy couldn't do anything because he had a knife put to his throat. It's sad that real Martial Arts experts compare street violence with regulated competitions.

[@qtluna7917]

The "only women can become pregnant" thing was in a quiz about "gender vs sex". it directly was about the concept of woman, as a gender expression. And yes, a trans man can get pregnant and is not a woman in the modern definition, which is a key thing to understand in the gender vs. sex debate. The teacher is correct in this case. Just like birds are dinosaurs, and Pluto is not a planet. Scientific consensus changes.

[@qeew5500]

then what is the new definition of getting pregnant?

[@hamble2705]

any person/animal with biological female reproductive organs who is able to and is currently carrying offspring

[@thecatdragon589]

@@qeew5500child growing inside uterus. thats it.

[@thebattle7000]

​@@qeew5500 The definition of pregnant is the same, but for a long while words "women" and "men" referred to gender and sex all the same, gender used to be equal to sex. In recent times, gender is being separated from sex, one is social, the other is biological. Woman refers to a gender, female refers to a sex. Yes, only biological females can get pregnant, but men can get pregnant too. Because trans men (biological females who transition into men) can still have some eggs that can be fertilized even after years of HRT, thus, getting a man pregnant.

[@Whendidweloseit.]

If a woman tells you it's weak to cry. Leave her. Men feel emotions too. That wife infuriated me.

[@psychocircus8988]

14:07 remember every body this man is going to take us to mars

[@weegeeetime843]

yum! an ailurus video! what a delight!

[@WillusKenny]

What a pleasant aroma!

[@weegeeetime843]

@@WillusKenny mmm

[@Marder_IFV]

splendid video indeed

[@weegeeetime843]

yes!!@@Marder_IFV

[@chorgle5918]

had my video paused at 6:00, the tucker carlson one, and my dad walked in and said "are you watching tucker carlson? Lets go son!" Bro did not read what it said

[@joshshrum2764]

Oh ffs.

[@Kittycat03]

As a tall person the only way i want planes to change is mabye get slightly more leg room on all seats so that i dont have to pray i get an emergency exit row but thats about it, otherwise plane seats are quite ok in my opinion

[@Ramsey276one]

0:25 THANK YOU!

[@outdoordaily6463]

Too much meat for the seat, an ass Chuck Norris couldn’t defeat.