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[@bitsobaconbits4295]

The whole jumping on the glass bridge thing is exactly why engineers have to account for safety features for situations that seem unreasonable to happen. You can never underestimate the stupidity of humans.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Yeah. But thanks to social media, and especially TikTok, engineers now have much more access to video documentation of just how far human stupidity can go.

[@darkdragoness5]

Isn't that why guidelines (like how many people can be on an elevator) often err to the side of caution?

[@darkdragoness5]

​@@Kartoffelkamm a quote that fits "I stopped asking how stupid can you get because some people seem to take it as a challenge!"

[@ReigoVassal]

"You people are the reason shampoo have instruction on it's bottle."

[@ReigoVassal]

@@darkdragoness5 Darwin award exist for a reason. And there's a reason why it's an "award".

[@specialtyk9212]

Click's whole "Saying a specific name and intensely complimenting them" thing is somehow wholesome and threatening at the same time

[@ayannasmith5272]

I was completely shocked when he said my name it makes it so much scarier

[@hiddenone8436]

i am still waiting for him to say my name

[@keekorsomthin]

@@hiddenone8436 what? I don't see your comment, you're hidden.

[@enexua_07]

​@@keekorsomthin I mean, he is the hidden two ! Something feels wrong with my sentence .

[@hiddenone8436]

​​@@enexua_07 you meant to say two? or is it just a mistake?

[@GiorgioBorba]

The guy who died in the MRI room was a brazilian lawyer. He was so pro-guns, that he couldn't stopping carrying it for a second. Now he is one more Darwin Awards recipient.

[@db_524]

Yeah, I heard about that.

[@Zookiethecrimecookie]

​@@db_524 Same here

[@axehead45]

Look I’m all for people owning guns so long as they’re responsible (storing properly, storing ammo separately etc) but please please PLEASE don’t be an idiot, you can part with your gun for a little bit.

[@nicoler1183]

Honestly surprised he wasn't (US) American lol

[@B.Harper7]

@nicoler1183 I'm absolutely flabbergasted it's not! I was wondering whether it was Florida, Texas, or Alabama!!!

[@LadyPenumbra]

I had one of those, "The customer is always right," situations at work once. I was showing the dessert cart and a customer wanted something we were out of. I apologized and started to remove the offending item from the tray. She yelled, "YOU HAVE ONE RIGHT THERE!" And the whole restaurant went quiet as she tried to take a triumphant bite of the pie, she crammed it into her mouth and CHOMP. Too bad the pie slice was fake and made of resin.

[@batking4342]

One of the funniest ones i get is we offer free dressing for salads. People don't realize you still have to get the dressing scanned through for inventory purposes. Theyre always so mortified about it tho so it just makes me laugh

[@abigailbaldwin4224]

"It wouldn't let me make a reservation for the truck I want, but I see it right there, can't I just take that one?" "Sir the brakes don't work, we're waiting for the repair shop to pick it up." - conversation at a rental center

[@lmTheMink]

Gift and party supply shop: Him: - Can I get a free balloon? Me: - You have your lucky day, sir! Today EVERYTHING is for free! Him: - REALLY?! Me: - No, sir! This is a shop, and we sell things for money to earn profit. Him: - I see... (left, and I never saw him again) Btw, the balloon costed nothing. You could buy 25 balloons for the prise of a cheesburger from McDonalds.

[@rjspiteri5758]

People leave out the rest of the quote: "...in matters of taste."

[@user-nm1eu1xu1j]

@@rjspiteri5758 yeah, the quote is saying the customer is entitled to their opinion, not that they always get what they want.

[@tinymittensdesign]

"The customer is always right in a matter of taste" is the full quote. It's like Curiosity kill the cat...but satisfaction brought it back. Also satanic panic never left, it just went under the radar

[@t1ff4nyall3n]

I have been collecting incomplete quotes for a while, and this is my first in a while. Thank you kind strawberry.

[@Nostripe361]

Satanic panic just changed to transphobic panic

[@EvanBonds]

​@@t1ff4nyall3n I don't know if you have this one, But I do have a incomplete quote. Blood of a pact is thicker than water of the womb. (Blood is thicker than water)

[@t1ff4nyall3n]

@@EvanBonds That was one of the originals that started this whole mess, along with "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back." and "A Jack of all trades is a master of none, but still often better than an expert of one."

[@teemingwithasininitea]

@@t1ff4nyall3n Another one I’ve heard is “The early bird gets the worm, but the second rat gets the cheese”

[@SartorialDragon]

3:36 "You are way closer to being homeless than to being a billionaire." is such an important statement!

[@Netherdan]

That and the fact that billionaires are the result of exploitation of the working class. In fact, taking some people out of the streets and turning them into workers slightly increases the chances of someone else becoming a billionaire

[@JuMiKu]

Nobody deserves billions of dollars. That would mean you work millions of times harder than the average person. It's ridiculous!

[@milohdd]

For anyone who's wondering in the UK landlords legally need to give 24hr notice before entering your house. Also you can take them to mediation, it's basically a legally backed conversation where the court helps you find a resolution - and it's much cheaper than trying to sue someone

[@foxyjambread3826]

In the US it's similar - depending on the state it can even be two days' notice. Apparently, some states just say the notice has to be "reasonable", whatever that means. Idk if there are any states without those kinds of laws.

[@ambercloud]

I was coming here to say this. I had a landlord who would let himself into our garden when he thought we might not be home.

[@nineCryptids]

Fun UK Fact! I used to live in a house in the town I live in, and the only reason we had to move is because the landlord took everything we own and changed the locks :3

[@LilChuunosuke]

It's similar in a lot of the US! My landlord terminated my lease last fall after she kept holding open houses & letting people into my apartment without 24 hours notice. I informed her multiple times that what she was doing was illegal before informing her that she was no longer permitted to enter my apartment without notice & I would call the police for trespassing if she violated this agreement. She thought I was BSing until she actually broke into my apartment while I wasnt home & saw a security camera pointed at her. My lease was terminated less than a month later & I wasn't able to fight it. The worst part is that a lot of the people looking to buy the house were actually hoping to keep me there as a tenant bc they didn't need the extra space & I have a near-perfect rental history. They missed out on a good tenant & I became homeless for a couple months all because she didn't like that I had a right to demand she not break into my apartment in the middle of the day while I'm trying to take a nap.

[@Terri_MacKay]

I think that here in Canada it varies by province/territory. In Ontario it's 48 hours. That gives you time to make arrangements to be home when they show up, if you have a job. If no one can be home, you can give them permission to enter, but most people feel more comfortable being there.

[@Daniii_eliii]

Also a Tennessean here, Last year my school board tried banning books based on the holocaust written by the son of a holocaust survivor. Their reasoning was the nudity it showed which was his dead mother after committing suicide. Also the characters are portrayed as animals.

[@DrachenGothik666]

Are you talking about the graphic novel series Maus? That book was quite the controversy last year and the whole thing was so utterly stupid and obviously based on bigotry.

[@addyshorhnr3544]

I mean I guess it also depends on what grade is being shown it, I was first taught about the holocaust at 11. But I also know it was probably bigotry because those people never actually care about the children.

[@TophinatorStreams]

@@addyshorhnr3544 10 or 11 is about the age when I learned about it, yeah. I don’t think there’s an actual problem with schools and age-appropriate lessons. Not as a whole, anyway. During my class, an actual Holocaust survivor visited to tell her side. Her stories were heartbreaking and it held a lot of insight we wouldn’t have had otherwise.

[@vixofthemoss]

As a fellow Tennessean, yeah I really can't say I'm surprised.

[@DelphiBellatrixRiddle]

So by their logic we should ban the Bible

[@bobamer932]

the lady who said "just a regular themepark but no kids" is so right. just yes.

[@bobamer932]

but also a more relaxed dress policy would be fun too.

[@archonfett]

ikr not only shorter lines but way less screaming, sign me the frick up, I stock groceries and can hear "I want it" for the toy section

[@kempolar9768]

@@archonfett Retail at a place in a mall, I'm right there with you bud. At one point today I genuinely wanted to drop kick this one kid out the doors, not normally that bad but I had a headache even before the little terror came in.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Yeah. Not even because I hate kids, it's just easier to have fun, especially for me, when there are less things happening around me. Due to sensory issues, I can't tune out any sounds, so I hear every sound, and naturally, my brain tries to pinpoint the source.

[@bobamer932]

@@archonfett you know it

[@wolf1066]

22:21 - "Hey lady, stop projecting your perverted sexual thoughts about my daughter onto your son." Then watch the world burn.

[@dragonboysmith7139]

IIRC the bitch gets even more ridiculous and says something along the lines of “When my son r*pes her it’s her fault for wearing that.” Like how horrible can you be?

[@iamtrash-kun3516]

not sure how many have watched the whole vid but by the end the mom (over her son) tells the mom of the daughter that if her son grew up to be a Ra**** that was Her (mom of Daughter) fault. Lady was super gross at the end and personally if the mother has the mentality like that the child needs to be rehomed, laughing the whole time saying that bit, it was appalling imo

[@wolf1066]

@@iamtrash-kun3516 YIKES!

[@aiden3627]

I was thinking the same thing, I’ve seen the video before and the other commenter is correct she told the woman she was raising a future r*pist and the argument went on for a while.

[@larkhaven1582]

fr, that lady sexualising a 13 year old is the wayyy bigger issue here

[@OhItsNekoAgain]

Update on the Shrimp Story, the woman ordered it too. She thought it was her rice from a few days ago and threw it out, she apologized to her coworker for throwing it out. She was sorry and she just made a mistake. ^^

[@jsk-art]

I'd heard the shrimp story a couple times but this is the first I'm hearing of the resolution/the why of it. Makes a lot more sense and honestly probably a mistake I'd make lol

[@alphaomega7191]

Yeah I remember that - I think that's why the OP makes it so dramatic in the telling because the final resolution is a super funny but ultimately obvious twist. Had the OP not made it so dramatic highlighting her bizarre brand of villainy then that final reveal isn't as funny.

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

Ooh, that makes more sense. She seemed like a chaotic evil character who wants to watch the world burn, one shrimp fried rice at a time

[@alphaomega7191]

@@imaginekudryavka9485 - thats hilarious.

[@OhItsNekoAgain]

@@imaginekudryavka9485 No, she was actually nice. She bought her coworker a new one iirc. But I'm really sure she only threw out the shrimp fried rice because she thought it was hers from a week ago she didn't eat/forget and threw it out. xD

[@waffles3629]

My favorite "well your mask works, right?" rebuttal I've ever seen is "Your deodorant works, right? So why do you care if I'm not wearing any".

[@Netherdan]

"Well, yeah, it works. In protecting you! But I need you to wear it to protect me" Because that's how face masks works. Unless it's a N95 medical mask, the mask is mainly to protect the others from the potential aerosol of micro droplets from the wearer in case they cough or sneeze. In normal situations, the air you're breathing in and out goes mostly through the sides of the mask, but it will be enough to prevent you from making a spit cloud around you that may or may not be carrying viruses. But my mask won't be enough to prevent me from breathing your spit cloud, just an extra layer that hopefully reduces a bit my chances

[@remyXsis]

hot damn, Click's recording room is even more aesthetically pleasing than the original angle was able to show!

[@dastrawberydum]

It’s even hotter.

[@Brownii_Milkshake]

Can we pleaaase have more videos with that other angle! Beautiful shelf!

[@valenciageode25]

It’s quite a surprise, but a welcome one.

[@koda5209]

Also who is the fabulous plant on the shelf?

[@DADA-ir6kq]

@@koda5209 I of course don't know their personal name, but it seems to be a Epipremnum

[@daphoon231]

The guy that called off the engagement because his partner wanted to see a concert (instead of saving for a house they wanted) didn't just dodge a bullet, He managed to dodge a tactical nuke.

[@charadremurr2365]

I know right and how she tried to play it off like "youre leaving me over money" no they left you because you want THEM to pay for for everything important while you fuck around and waste money on NON IMPORTANT things

[@-_Nifi_-]

No- a full on atomic bomb

[@AmazingAutist]

​@@-_Nifi_- that's what a nuke is, isn't it?

[@Bleeding_eye_]

@@AmazingAutist I mean, yeah?

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

The story about men harassing drunk women reminded me of the time when I was 13 and in school. I was standing alone in a buss stop waiting to get a buss that would take me out of the city to countryside. A black car full of young men in their 18-20's pulled over and asked if I wanted a lift. When I declined they started begging me to get into the car with them and "promised that I will have a good time". I ignored them and told them to leave me alone. Eventually they drove a bit further and pulled over to wait to see what buss I was going to take. I decided to start walking into the opposite direction away from them. I used my phone's camera to confirm that the car was leaving when I started walking away but it did not attempt to make a U-turn to follow me further. I still decided to play it safe and walk to the next buss stop that was in front of a large supermarket. I wrote down the car's register plate and sent it to my mother and explained what happened. Not seeing any more black cars on my buss drive to home made me feel safe enough to get out, run the 5 km sprint across the roads, the forest and the fields back home and I didn't stop until I was safe back at home behind a locked door between me and the world. I of course let my parents know that I had gotten home safely and that no one had followed me. I know that this happened many years ago but it is absolutely terrifying to see that it is still happening today. Men harassing women in pure daylight and at worst cases no one chooses to do anything about it or try to help.

[@Xephyra]

That's horrible. Must have been terrifying as a 13 year old.

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

I’m sorry that happened to you. It’s frightening at any age, but especially for a 13 year old! You were really smart and quick on your feet, though. I wish that kind of thinking wasn’t basically necessary for our survival sometimes.

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

@@imaginekudryavka9485 Thank you. Now I am not the prettiest of girls in my opinion. When I was 13 a tomboy and have been mistaken to a guy sometimes so its not exactly something that I would have expected to happen either. I have also protected couple children before in that same city when I was older before I moved away from the area. I wish that humanity would not be so predatory, especially over children.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Around that age, I was followed home from school in the middle of winter. I do a lot of drawing though, so I had a metal mechanical pencil in my pocket. After that encounter, my mum bought 3 personal attack alarms for me, her and my sister. The guy that was following me stopped after I walked past the police station.

[@KingAnarchy]

@@ShadzeriosFIN yes same thing happened to me but they some of them were also drunk and they said “come on we just came from the strip club and you’re hotter let me see you strip” I WAS 14 and very much looked and seemed like a 14 year old!!!!!!! I sent my parents our emergency emoji and they came and got me no questions of why I was drunk just happy I was safe. Parents please use an emoji for a safe word.

[@0Ninjin0]

I've a man following woman home story too, though more like he tried to. I was going home late in the evening super tired and this guy just came over all friendly and started talking to me. I figured he was just being very sociable and I didn't really mind just chatting while walking. But then when we neared the train station I was heading for, he started to insist on coming home with me and I was all: "wtf? Absolutely not!" He kept insisting and I kept saying no right up until we arrived at the train station. That's when this group of scary gangster-looking types hanging around outside took notice and started coming over all like: "what's going on here?" And this annoying tick of a guy just noped out of there so fast I didn't even see which way he went. So, thanks gangster guys for helping a random tired woman get rid of a pest. You guys are awesome.

[@banana9347]

Aww that’s nice, I guess.

[@toomuchBeer]

thank fuck some of these creeps are incompetent as shit

[@PerryAdolescentelol]

Andrew Tate claiming that he's got a "full head of hair" when we actually saw his actual hairline is so funny

[@mikethegoo]

You saw his hairline? I legit thought he was still bald and one had the beard!

[@kijushiro]

dude's already more bald than a 16th century monk

[@6G6O6F6]

that´s the problem when you start to believe your own lies

[@racheljohnson9480]

My brother in law pointed out that the spotty hair on the top of his head is from a botched hair plug surgery. So, he keeps himself bald because Mr. Ego is self-conscious about the top of his head looking like his ball sack when he grows his hair out.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

If I had a nickel every time I heard of a lawyer accidentally causing themselves to die from being shot in the gut I would have two nickels. It’s not a lot but it is weird that it happened twice.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

The first guy won the case because of he died.

[@animefreak1896]

I know which case you are talking about. Kind of sad, because if I remember right, that one was pure accident because the gun wasn't supposed to go off. But he did prove that the death was an accident and not a murder.

[@Jaypupp]

Im in shock that its safety was off and it was loaded. In a hospital PAHAH???

[@tabby6284]

@@Jaypupp The safety being off was stupid but of course it was loaded who goes around with an unloaded gun? Who has time to load a gun before you have to use it? It's the guys fault anyway for being an idiot. I don't know how it shot him though he must have already had a bullet in the chamber. It's like he was trying to shoot himself. I still don't see how the trigger got pulled though.

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@tabby6284 my guess is impact and a light enough trigger and who knows maybe the slide cocked back when it was yanked either way sounds like a 1 in a million incident that was spurred by stupidity

[@gabef.218]

35:54 The girl you helped off the train was likely diabetic, and likely had extremely low blood sugar. Click, you do realize you saved their life, right? Wasn't just some person who was really tired or anything, they likely would have gone comatose, and have a high chance of death. You are the reason there is still 1 more soul here today.

[@ASocialistTransGirl]

common the click W

[@MissOnana]

The way he described it also sounded similar to the effects of things like roofies. Regardless of what was going on, he really did a great thing in that situation and definitely saved her from some terrible situations, if not saved her entire life.

[@tanyastacy-haws993]

Just more reasons to love The Click. He saw someone in need and jumped in to help. ❤️

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

As a diabetic I dodn't know low blodd sugar was able to do that.

[@mothmadi_]

@@youtubeuniversity3638 it definitely can if it gets low enough, i would highly suggest looking into what can happen if blood sugar levels drop too far for you safety if you havent already

[@carafeeley]

That last clip, about men harassing women is so real and so scary. One time when I was probably fifteen or sixteen I was walking to the train home from school. It wasn’t late, probably around four, but I believe it was winter so it was getting dull early. These two guys (probably in their late teens or early twenties) came up to me and asked me where I was going. I just said it was none of their business and kept walking, but they kept following me and saying to come with them. I just ignored them, but then one of the guys said that he would follow me home and harass me if I didn’t go with them. This obviously freaked me out, but I went into a crowded market to try and lose them. Thankfully I did and I got to the train and home safely, but god this shit is terrifying.

[@zolfirthedragon]

Yikes!

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

God damn, im sorry that happened to you, this shit is so awful. I'm glad you got away safely and hope you are able to avoid shit like that in the future

[@toomuchBeer]

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

[@KilljoyFreya]

The woman pretending to be drunk story reminded me of a time pretty recently when I was taking the bus to my boyfriends house and this guy started following me. I immediately video called my boyfriend and told him what was happening. I discreetly made it known to the creepy guy that I had a pocket knife on me by cutting a loose string off of my shirt and he backed off a little but was still following me. So my boyfriend and his roommate met me at the next bus stop and were prepared to throw hands. But luckily the creepy guy saw that I was running to two tall, long haired skater boys that were glaring daggers at him XD

[@isabelmcgaugh711]

Bruh that’s freakin terrifying, I’m glad you called back up!

[@Snomal]

And then the bus clapped

[@kyghosty9545]

@@Snomal Is this sarcasm? Or do you genuinely believe this story is fake???

[@silorion9967]

He was smart to back off. Angry skater boys will do sick kick flips over the grave they put you under.

[@KilljoyFreya]

@@silorion9967 Agreed XD

[@Raztiana]

It sounds like the woman you helped out of the train could have had an epileptic seizure. Either way, you did everything right. You got her off safely, you called for professional help, and you didn't leave her alone. I hope others will take as good care of me, if I need it.

[@GrumpyOldFart2]

That or a very very bad panic attack. Either way, yes, leave it to the professionals. Edit: Someone below also suggested that the woman could have been a diabetic whose blood sugar was out of wack. That’s also plausible.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

​@@GrumpyOldFart2 if I see someone that has fainted, I usually get them water and something sweet. Because chocolate or sweet things can help after panic attacks, a diabetes episode or from fainting from a quick change of blood sugar. Also water is nice.

[@Animezingly]

I wonder if a stroke is possible too. When I had one I was somewhat lucid but I couldn't walk straight. I kept feeling like the floor was moving as if I were on a boat. I hope she's ok

[@aarondermensch]

​@@Animezingly my first thought after he said that it wasn't totally passed out was: stroke, school reached us that looking really drunk is a sign of having a stroke. Remember to do the FAST test if the person is able to communicate with you: F: Face; ask them to smile. If one side is not moving; do the next step A: Arms; Ask them to lift both arms in front with fingers spread, if one arm/hand doesn't move; do the next step S: Speech; ask them to say a sentence. If it sounds like gibberish; do the next step T: Time; call an ambulance as fast as possible, they probably have a stroke Please always do every step, a stroke might not show itself everywhere

[@mariavi33]

I really hope I'm wrong, but my 1st thought was that she might have been roofied

[@Nevertoleave]

Those tenants need to call the cops. He’s not allowed to let himself in

[@Llortnerof]

I don't know where that is, but where i live that would be trespassing.

[@ashliehiggins]

@@Llortnerof It's the UK, Landlords need to make appointments with 48 hours notice otherwise it's tresspassing.

[@RPGLover87]

@@ashliehiggins Yeah, I'm in the UK and whenever my landlord needs to do something they always text me to make sure they have my permission to enter.

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@ashliehiggins He's also denying them "quiet enjoyment" of the home by coming to bitch at them for having decorations.

[@alishahandley2142]

​@BioEnchanted I wish mine would do that. They have thier own key and let themselves in whether I'm there or not.

[@Hessed3712]

I lived in an apartment about 9 years ago and two maintenance men knocked 3 times then unlocked the door and came in. They said they were looking for a laptop that one of them left in one of the new leases. I was in my pajamas, alone in the house while two dudes went through the place. Turns out one of them was a creep and had done this to about a dozen apartments with younger women. He walked in on a young lady in the shower and she sued the complex owners. He was arrested.

[@OdinAUT]

Just an FYI: My mother, during the time she went to university, actually had a rental agreement, that allowed the landlady to barge in at any time for an "unannounced inspection". Of course it was the 70s so no one really cared. She still to this day tells me she was feeling very vulnerable whenever she took a shower or had her first husband (not my father) over. Always fearing that landlady might suddenly appear. Imagine feeling that afraid in your own home.

[@theuncalledfor]

bUt It'S nOt YoUr OwN hOmE iF yOu ReNt -what these [youtube] probably actually think

[@rissotto8081]

That's how I feel rn, cuz my (now ex) and I rent a house from his Dad and sometimes I would wake up and his Dad would be in the house. I always have the front door locked when I'm home alone, but I know he has a key. There's a language and cultural barrier, but it's still an awful feeling.

[@M_M_ODonnell]

In some places it's specifically a matter of a renter's right not to have the landlord enter unannounced, and any clause in a rental contract signing away that right is invalid.

[@olgahein4384]

@@M_M_ODonnell Yes, in Germany it is a law that a landlord has to announce himself at least 24 hours if he wants to enter a rented apartement (especially if he brings someone with him), no matter the reason. Emergencies are an exception ofc.

[@GGG_gaming]

it might vary by state but in california a landlord cant enter the home without a WRITTEN 24-48 (cant be overly vague) hour notice and must be between business hours (if apartment its office hours, private landlords its consider 9am-5pm) this also means they are never allowed to enter on federal holidays

[@Lilith-Rose]

Well now we know where the son who insisted on tipping the landlord and said he should evict single mothers was getting his ideas from

[@fevre_dream8542]

God, that one got me TRULY enraged.

[@aiden3627]

Yes I thought of that one too

[@shotoetoe]

“Put some garlic down there, with a grain of salt” Look at Clicky being a well seasoned expert.

[@siggimondo]

Good one. 😆

[@edwardsinger7644]

"Garlic clam" sounds like a combination of two of my all-time favorite aromatic flavors.

[@ThatElfTorunn]

He does like to pepper his videos with hilarity.

[@arandomkobold8403]

He's a seasoned expert at this KZbin thing, after all

[@SharonXVerburg]

A tampon dipped in yoghurt would work

[@Nonsequitoria2010]

26:46 The barista serving you overpriced coffee and the waitress bringing you a basket of wings don't keep ANY of the profit made from the sale of those items, while doing the physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausting work of serving customers, on their feet for 8 hours, with a single 30-minute break that their boss would honestly take away from them if it wouldn't result in a fine. Your landlord keeps all the profits from their rental properties, is constantly looking for ways to screw you over for more profit, and almost certainly is NOT personally on call 24/7 but rather has a property manager to do that for them. Bull. Shit.

[@victory8928]

Even worse they may guilt trip you over their mortgage cause they are dumb enough to think that they can just use the renter to pay off the entire mortgage for the property. Like these buggers are buying up all this property for cash and they have the gall to guilttrip and threaten people over it.

[@lmTheMink]

And don't forget, that the value of the property is rising, when it is taken care of. So he is also earning profit just because you live there, clean the house and let him know if something is broken. So it is also better for him compared to the scenario when he leaves the flat empty and take a look around in it in every other month. So I consider this as a tip from the renter!

[@blaireshoe8738]

@@lmTheMink Absolutely. The value of having someone on-site is huge. My parents left their house empty for one day and of course that's when the water line to the fridge decided to leak. If someone had been there to notice it, not so much of an issue, it was a slow leak after all, but about a day and a half... it was right next to the carpeted living room, which squelched when you stepped on it because it was so waterlogged. They spent iirc a solid week just trying to air out the crawlspace and floors with fans (it also had paper-backed insulation in it, soaked through and dropped to the ground, huge unsalvageable mess), had to rip up the carpets, have to get all-new flooring. Thousands of dollars all because nobody was there to notice while it was still just a puddle and shut the water off. Woulda been a super simple fix! Luckily they had been wanting to replace the flooring anyway, so at least they're getting new flooring sooner than they otherwise woulda, just a shame it's coming with so much extra cost and stress 😭 I can't imagine them ever asking for tips as landlords, they would be so grateful to have people taking care of the day-to-day things a house needs! Being "on-call" about your house's emergencies is just part of being a homeowner 😅

[@gfdx3214]

Yeah, his whole “argument” is that you do it to those “miserable worthless minimum wage workers who sell expensive stuff” which not only shows his “kindness” by humiliating them and his understanding of cafés (barista’s dont tend to make prices). The landlords that “kindly” demand a tip are usually those that are least deserving of a tip

[@amaeliss7827]

When she was around my age, a man followed my mother into her flat. She was frightened, but she remembered her cousin lived into the same building complex, so she climbed on her bed, opened the window and screamed for him to come. The man left, probably afraid. At it turns out it was her confidence that did it, her cousin didn't hear anything

[@ayumiving]

When I was 16, a man in his late 30s decided to target me on more than one occasion. He was a civvie who worked on base (dad was military so we lived on base). He followed me a couple times. The last time, I was walking home from work, which was in one of the hangers, and he started following me in his van like usual. This time, though, he didn't drive away after a minute or so. So I turned around and walked back to the gate to the area the military personnel and most civilians would work, where the MPs (military police) were. I talked to them and the idiot had turned around and was now driving through the gate, presumably to see what I was doing. The MPs took note of everything, I went home and told my parents. The next day, dad went to the MPs to touchbase with them and CE (Civil Engineers - civvies who work on base doing repairs to homes- who this guy worked for). The guy was fired that day and it turns out he had targeted more than one girl, I'm just the one that talked. Now, at 51, I have dealt with so much of this crap and these power trips, I react in a much more... direct way. They learn very fast, that doing this will either possibly cause them so intense harm (or so they end up believing), public humiliation or both. I am not having any more of this crap.

[@blutengel7712]

Good on you for standing up for yourself and getting him kicked off the base. Not only did you protect yourself, but countless other girls he could've preyed on. I just hope nothing ever happened with the other girls that didn't speak up about being followed by a creepy, disgusting, pedo. And I'm glad that you're still thriving. Though, it is extremely unfortunate that girls and women, no matter their ages, have to keep their heads on a swivel to prevent any creeps from trying to take advantage of them. Thankfully, I've not really had an incident like that (or where I was followed before), outside of catcalling when I was a teen from high school boys I went to school with. I did, unfortunately, have some skeevy teachers and a vice principal in junior high (who later became the principal of my high school after my class left 8th grade) who would oggle the 12 to 15 year old girl's breasts and butts. I remember the vice principal (turned principal in HS) staring at my chest and trying to "inconspicuously" look down my shirt whenever he'd talk to me, since I was bigger breasted, even as a 13/14 year old. But I ALWAYS wore a baggie hoodie so no one could look down my shirts or stare at my butt, since it was covered by the bottom of my hoodie because I deliberately wore hoodies that were, at least, 2 sizes too big on me. I've actually always preferred baggier clothes, especially shirts and hoodies/sweaters, but they really helped keep the pervs from being able to see anything back then. Nowadays, I always make sure to carry a knife on my person, just in case. It's especially important to me because (at least) three of my knives are equipped with window breakers and seat belt cutters in case of an emergency. I never go anywhere without one of my metal babies 😂

[@sunshineroronoa7887]

I don't know if anyone talked about this yet but the worst thing in the video with the Karen yelling because her 4 yo kid could see the 13 yo girl is that at the end, few seconds before the entire video stops, she just told the mother "if my kid end up r*ping your daughter when he's older then don't complain"

[@Terri_MacKay]

I'm glad she has so much faith in her own son. 🤦‍♀️

[@scarlettboggs6381]

I genuinely hope Social Services takes her son away and she never sees him again. Dear God she is unfit to be raiseing a human being...

[@JimmyJoeBob]

I don't usually shock easy but, that there is completely deranged.

[@lizzykayOT7]

That the type of parent that raises those kind of people who commit SA.

[@sparklemaggie1584]

@@lizzykayOT7 and then defend them in court

[@theunkindnessofravens]

29:31 “You could have had a family and could do everything you do today” is not how having kids works. You cannot exclude them from any activities, they are constantly your priority. Having kids affects where you go on holiday, what restaurants you pick, how you structure your work days, how you spend your weekends and so much more. This guy either never had children or is so wildly out of the picture that he can barely be considered a parent.

[@sebastianb.3978]

Betting a big dollar this guy went to get the milk and cigarettes 17 years ago and was never seen again.

[@skyless_moon]

He meant if she had kids they would be grown up by now

[@theunkindnessofravens]

@@skyless_moon Grown up kids are still your kids tho Even if you don’t have to tend to them all the time, you still think and prioritize them in certain matters - saving for a college fund, attending their graduation, helping out in planning the wedding (maybe aiding financially), teaching about red flags in property tours, helping with grandkids down the line. Having a family is not a transitional state that has an end, but a lifelong commitment

[@Pastel_TJ]

I can tell by the profile picture who the guy making the tweet is, he has six and spends all his time not with them, but by harassing people online for not pumping out children or for being gay. He also has an infamous clip online of him saying teen pregnancy isn't a problem because "at 16 you're an adult who can make decisions"

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@skyless_moon Don't know about you bud but I'm in my mid twenties and still am very much a part of my parents' week to week life.

[@taikaperhonen6484]

Fun fact: Plato's name wasn't Plato. It was his nickname. 'Plato' means "broad-shouldered", which he was because he was an avid wrestler.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Knowing that, I sometimes wonder if he bodily threw Diogenes out the door after the chicken incident.

[@utility63]

Can you imagine being such a philosopher that you're famous for thousands of years, but your name is just remembered as "Thicc."

[@heartofthewild680]

@@dmgroberts5471 what’s the chicken incident?

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

@@heartofthewild680 *Diogenes entering Plato’s lecture* “Behold! A Man!” *Throws a dead plucked chicken to the floor and leaves*

[@noahwinold5943]

@@heartofthewild680 If I recall correctly Plato once gave "featherless biped" as a definition of a human as there weren't any other featherless bipeds in Greece. In response, Diogenes went to Plato's Academy with a chicken he had plucked the feathers from and said "Behold, I've brought you a man".

[@YennaAvyeon]

The whole situation at the end reminds me about how a few guys in a car drove past me walking to the grocery store, trying to invite me to a party. I politely declined and went on my way. This was around 9pm or so. I then noticed they were also going to the same grocery store and kept staring at me, so I waited to go to the register until they were out of the store. I paid for my stuff and left 10 minutes later and found them still sitting in their car in the parking lot. They drove past me again to the corner they first noticed me, which is really close to my home. When I wanted to turn into that street, I saw them parked on the corner, all outside of their car waiting. They didn't see me when I was about to turn the corner, so I was able to take a detour home and thankfully didn't have to deal with them. I don't know what they wanted from me. The shite us women have to deal with, for real.

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

Holy shit.

[@ElisaSarah]

You absoluitely know what he wanted from you... you just want to be accusatory.

[@YennaAvyeon]

@@ElisaSarah The point is that they clearly didnt want to accept the 'no' I gave them, so I don't know what they would've done if they saw me.

[@kempolar9768]

@@ElisaSarah Wait so she specifically said that she didn't know exactly what they wanted and you say thats being accusatory? Not only do you not understand what words mean THAT was the part of the story you chose to focus on?? Weirdo.

[@chrislanglois8275]

@@kempolar9768 at best he made a typo forgetting "didnt" the only good reason for his comment i can think of, but hasnt edited or replied so i think we can rightfully assume it wasnt a typo for what ever reason he thought he had for such lunacy.

[@gasterthemaster6490]

Did you know: The Click is the powerhouse of the meme cell.

[@louausb3302]

Yeah

[@screencriminal1973]

As a certified Meme Biologist, I can confirm.

[@deethwarrior]

As a mushroom, I don't know what to contribute to this

[@PeekinBlyne]

​@@deethwarrior Cliccy plays *spore* sometimes, sooooo...

[@mynamesz81]

memochondria

[@jessicabeste3385]

26:30 Servers don't even receive minimum wage. As a waitress some years back I made somewhere between $2-3 an hour (minimum was around $6) and the rest was expected to be supplied by tips alone. And "Come to Jesus" pamphlets with fake $20 printing on the back are just plain EVIL!

[@knine53]

You can thank prohibition for the tipping system in the US, that and greedy business practices. Also yes, trying to force religious pamphlets onto anyone in customer service is just.. awful and not helpful.

[@TheDarthChungus]

I cannot fathom how that makes any sense for it to work that way in the US. Here in Canada I'm pretty damn sure employees need to get paid minimum wage no matter what job it is. I never stop hearing depressing stuff about the states.

[@fxllen-and-lxst127]

If I remember correctly the lady in the shrimp story thought the meal in the fridge was hers from a few days prior. Because she assumed it was a hers and that it was days old, that's why she just threw it straight into the trash.

[@UnicornsPoopRainbows]

That's the only reasoning behind that whole situation that would make sense with the way she was acting. Unless she was truly psychotic

[@flowercloud2114]

yeah but she burried it into the trash

[@tryyoncemore383]

EXACTLY. The math ain't mathing, def a psycho.

[@MissOnana]

@@flowercloud2114 To be fair, several day old shrimp - or any seafood in general - can smell REALLY bad. So if that is genuinely the situation, she might have been trying to save the rest of the office from the smell?

[@unionfire]

How many times did the guy get his food stolen? If she's the only one who stole food, did she think every meal she took was hers?? I don't believe her

[@RavenShadowrose]

I remember being 17 and cornered by a much older man at the tram station after college. I was training to be a chef and we always had one late night finish. He was so creepy and only backed off when the driver appeared. I still remember the feeling of just wanting to get away from him and unease 20 years later.

[@lee-jj1js]

You have an excuse for carrying a tool box full of knives I don't know about you but a 12 inch bread knife is kinda intimidating to me.

[@MV-ub6sv]

Last clip was terrifying, reminds me of "Promising Young Woman" - a film about a woman who pretends to be blackout drunk in bars to call out the men who try to take advantage of her. Really great movie that sticks the landing. P.S. loving the content, angles and all!

[@tdelioncourt1268]

I need to watch it though I know it will make me angry

[@tardybloomer]

was just about to comment this. one of my favorite films with great actors ! i watched it about 3 times, once with my dad, who actually got super irritated with how it ended lol

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

the story with the journalist pretending to be drunk, and being harassed by a stranger is *literally* the premise for Promising Young Woman. only the main character isn't doing it for journalism, she's doing it for research, and revenge

[@nibindringiel]

I was followed once. I was walking home at 2 in the morning and noticed a man following me. I walked right past my building, not wanting to show him where I lived. It was very scary because all I wanted to do was run home to safety. I walked to a 24/7 shop nearby. He followed me around the shop for 15 minutes before giving up and leaving. I feel lucky that I noticed him and that I had a place to wait him out, but it makes me sad to think that he is out there being a threat to others.

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

Really smart thing to do. It's our instinct to get home as fast as possible in situations like that, because that equals safety for us. However, like you mentioned, it's the last thing you should do if you can avoid it. You really don't want some creep knowing where you live. Usual advice is to stay in a well lit area that's as busy as possible, and to either call the police as you're walking or go somewhere public and ask staff for help. Not very long ago, a boy saved himself from being abducted when walking home from school, he realised someone was shadowing him (I think it was actually a woman). As soon as he realised, he veered into the shop he was passing and greeted the worker as family. The shop worker realised really quickly that something was wrong and put herself between the boy and the creep, intimidated them into leaving before quickly locking them out on the street and calling police (I think the police apprehended her up but the details around it are fuzzy). It was all caught on the store's security camera. IIRC the shop assistant was only 17 or so herself, she deserved an award for her quick reactions. Incredibly quick thinking on both or their parts.

[@nibindringiel]

@@hawkeyescoffee6399 When I moved to that city, someone told me about girls that had been followed and attacked as they opened the front door of their building. That's why I knew not to go in unless I had some distance between me and the stalker.

[@cameliaminculeasa8288]

I was once at the bus stop, waiting for the bus with a friend of mine, and this man started trying to make conversation with us. But it didn't work. I was going home from partying, but my friend wasn't, so only I got into the bus while she went back to the group. Right when I got onto the first step to get in, he got right behind me and whispered "your friend left you all alone, huh?". I was freaking out and making plans about what to do, and thankfully he got off the bus earlier. But it was extremely scary

[@nibindringiel]

@@cameliaminculeasa8288 yuck! Glad you were safe!

[@katieyuill2291]

The truly unfortunate thing is that you couldn't even call the police in this situation because they would claim it was all just a coincidence and you are being paranoid

[@andykills457]

Adding on to the Keanu Reeves thing. He is actually one of the few people in possession of a special kind of insurance reserved for actors who operate without a stuntman. If you ask me that's pretty badass...

[@kempolar9768]

Yeah like if they were going to go on a tirade about movie violence in general being exaggerated and fake thats fine, but why go after Keanu?? He's one of the only 2 people in all of the world that I actually like 100% due to them being genuine and never involved in anything terrible. In case you were wondering, the other person is Henry Cavil. All hail our glorious God Emperor who is also a nerd while being a chad.

[@chrislanglois8275]

@@kempolar9768 both amazing ppl also my top 3 fave actors. #3 is jackie chan afaik hes similar, an amazing person, has done pretty much everything without a stunt double. hes gotten a few scars that the time almost killed him or killed his career, much of his style of combat in movies is improvisational and situational. a scene that stands out in my mind that best represents that style is him fighting with a metal ladder and in the bloopers crunching his fingers a few times trying to get the scene right. just curious if uve seen any of his movies and ur honest opinion of him. :)

[@kempolar9768]

@@chrislanglois8275 Now that you mention it, not since I was a kid. I should go back and watch a few, probably gonna be a great time. As for my opinion of him, all I really know are the memes that came out and the racist weirdos that call every Asian person Jackie Chan. So I don't really have one.

[@hy-roller7771]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jackie chan had to get that too. He injures himself at least once in every movie

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Are you saying Keanu Reeves could theoretically be as powerful as John Wick?

[@CalebNewbery]

While I was at university, my landlord used to let himself into the house, but he always let us know beforehand and told us exactly when he was coming and what he was coming for, so we could just say yeah sure that's fine. Mostly, it was just coming in to fix things, and he mowed the lawn for us, too. He never just barged in unannounced and was overall a pretty nice guy.

[@Luubelaar]

Landlord has to make a time to come onto the property, or can do so with the tenant's permission. While the landlord owns the place, the tenant has the right to privacy. The landlord in the video was breaking the law.

[@sadalien9049]

22:20 The correct response here is to accuse the adult complaining of being attracted to the younger girl. That'd shut her up real fast. 😂

[@loganredding1621]

You missed the craziest part of the lady complaining about the swimsuit video. There’s literally a section where she goes, “ if my son ends up, raping her when he is older it’s not my problem “

[@kempolar9768]

..................And this was said with the kid in question there?? Either he hates his life or he was just actively given the go ahead by his mother that doing that is ok. Wow.

[@loganredding1621]

@@kempolar9768 yep. With the kid in question there

[@aiden3627]

I thought the girl’s mother said “you’re raising a future rapist” or something of that ilk I didn’t hear the boy’s mother say that holy crap.

[@loganredding1621]

@@aiden3627 when I heard it, I legit needed a double take to make sure that I was still sane

[@knownevildoer]

this makes me sick. i hope the kid in the swimsuit is ok

[@Lunarelle1013]

About the man following the woman. I had that happen to me: a guy followed me to my building, and when I told him to leave, he tried to assault me. I would have been his 8th victim had he managed it, but I was able to hurt him a little and scream, which made him disappear. He was caught eventually and went to jail. This was in broad daylight. Nobody heard me scream, and the police took a bit to come. I still jump at shadows after this.

[@beth-bi9yv]

So sorry this happened to you. It is incredibly scary knowing anyone can be attacked at anytime. Stay safe!!

[@UnicornsPoopRainbows]

For the story about the guy following the girl off the bus and to her house, there was a rapist in Seoul that would do something similar. He'd watch women with multiple kids, usually one being a baby, dropping off older kids at elementary school. He'd follow them home then stop the door from closing. He'd force his way in then threaten to kill the baby if she didn't have sex with him. The women tended to live in smaller, older buildings so no maintenance or security guards or cameras. That area of Seoul is infamous for rapists and other convicts in the area. It's a poor area, cheaper housing, so many convicts move there after they've served their time. Rapists tend to get very light sentences as well, just a few years each time they are caught.

[@frith.calluna]

Holy moly I've read a lot of really messed up stories in this comments section, but this one genuinely made all my hairs stand up and gave me shivers all over. That's a special type of evil and it's genuinely terrifying to know these types of people are out there somewhere.

[@hmnhntr]

Wow, my parents said that protections for women in Korea were lacking, but....wow. A few years *each time*, meaning no real punishment for repeat offenses? Just gross.

[@monroerobbins7551]

32:07 for those who don’t know: the strongman build is being very bulky, but not a ton of cut muscle per say. They’re strong, but their muscle isn’t well defined because they have a layer of fat. Think of like when someone has a big belly, but when you touch it, it’s hard as a rock. They’re bulky, rather than cut and defined.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Yup. It's the difference between functional muscle and aesthetic muscle. There's a channel I've seen where this professional bodybuilder guy (as in the aesthetic type) occasionally tries various sports and whatnot that require functional muscles. It's pretty interesting seeing a curvy pole-dance instructor making a super-beefcake cry with simple moves. He does other videos, too, ofc, like spending an entire day eating meals prepared/ordered for him by his very young son.

[@it_steatime]

12:53 Men call out women for them not being shaved as unhygienic and then go on to question why they should wash their hands after using the bathroom in the same sentence.

[@executor32]

Hell, I've seen weirdos like that guy who refuse to wipe their butt after they poop or even wash it when they take a shower. Why? Because according to them touching a man's butt makes you gay, even if it's your own. 🤦

[@kitturstars]

This ^^^

[@Stickmanic]

10 but no shave is ABSOLUTELY still a 10 maybe 9.9 MINIMUM

[@fomxgorl]

also calling women with any form of body or facial hair as men

[@helicopterharry5101]

Funny enough, I saw an old interview from the 80s or something when they criminalized drinking and driving and they acted just like they did about wearing masks. Whined their freedoms were being stolen because they couldn't chug beer while driving anymore.

[@kempolar9768]

Same thing happened with seat belts too, people even cut them out of their cars in "protest". Different context, same situation.

[@eDoc2020]

I've seen a video of this which was from the 90s or maybe even early 2000s.

[@hmnhntr]

These people have always been around, and they've always been this way. They're just louder than ever

[@qtluna7917]

The protective film is actually a real boomer problem. Because 20 years ago you often got products at smaller stores, that had seals and stuff broken or removed. E.g. the local garden center sold the chainsaw helmets off the shelf, and then unboxed a new one (that way you don't get so much wear on one unit, that it's "damaged", and the demonstrator is always pristine) Those people are not used to actually getting factory new wares.

[@devinspencer1678]

I actually had the same problem with a microwave. I wondered why the buttons were so hard to press until my brother came and peeled off the protective film. Kinda felt like an idiot that day.

[@fluffystuff500]

26:40 Actually it's even worse in some cases! Restaurant workers can be paid less than minimum wage in some places in the US as long as the restaurant thinks they'll make enough tips to make up for it. The tip isn't considered extra, it's part of their regular paycheck.

[@WishGender]

yep my coworkers at the restaurant where I work get paid a dollar or two below minimum wage (which is like $10)

[@AspiringToFailure]

What do you call a restaurant designed for food fights? An all you can yeet buffet

[@hampter3819]

I need one to yeet some food at Karens

[@MiirioKing]

that’s called public shaming

[@GuyOnHypixel]

how lol

[@t1ff4nyall3n]

r/angryupvote wants your joke .

[@theinkyspoon]

my husband is shaking his head in disapproval but i actually laughed out loud, so thank you 😆

[@gl15col]

I've seen at least 2 videos about dating where women admitted they were at least a little afraid every time they went on a date with a person they had only met online. The guys hosting the video with them all sat there with their mouths hanging open saying "Really? You're always afraid?" They were flabbergasted, and maybe for the first time gave it some real thought. How scary is it that a stranger is taking you out, someone who can easily over power you if they want to. Someone who can break your arm or knock you out with very little effort. If someone who just saw you on the street will follow you home like that, what place is safe?

[@temptempy1360]

yes and men dating a person who is likely to lie about their date, have unreasonable expectations, and set thugs or law on top them for any insult; and/or have other males around that will act aggressively or violently based on perception, and then that she is only talking for her advantage or profit she can get from him and just be happy to cost him and go find someone else as soon as he is out of sight.

[@caidalee1994]

It’s literally a frog and a scorpion. Will this scorpion keep its word? Or will it sting you and drown you both? Except these scorpions can swim.

[@zorro......]

​@temp tempy everything you quoted as a threat to men is either less of a threat (lies and... unreasonable expectations, as if that doesn't exist in men and is not specific to either gender?) or requires third party involvment (of other men, of the law, of thugs as if every woman is a mafia boss who commands 10 thugs at any time). it is incredulous to me that you think your examples are even close to the immediate danger that men can pose to women just on their own, without any third party acting on their behalf. a man could decide to just force himself onto his date even if she doesnt give or retracts consent. a woman would have to, by your own example, manipulate him into giving her money and then needs to either involve the law or people who would risk their own lives in causing bodily harm to someone else just for her sake. these 2 things have different likelihoods of occurrence, and there are fewer logistical barriers standing in the way of a man wanting to hurt a woman than the other way around simply due to the fact that the average man is likely stronger than the average woman. if you had a son and a daughter, who would you be more worried for if both were having a blind date, late at night?

[@DrachenGothik666]

@@temptempy1360 None of the bullshit scenarios you pose are even statistically common. NONE OF THEM. Stop listening to misogynistic assholes like Andrew Tate & listen to the women in your life (assuming there are any, but I have my doubts, based on the clueless views expressed here). They'll give you a real education on what women face every fucking day.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Hot take: I feel like social norms reinforce the idea that women should be scared to such a big extent that it harms women themselves. In reality, the average man can not overpower the average woman this easily. ''breaking someone's arm'', for example, requires a lot of strength applied in a very precise way, something that most men definitively won't know how to do. Knocking out isn't that easy either. Moreover, most people are not used to violence, using it or receiving it. Most of the time, a man who implies a physical threat to pressure a woman into sex, either verbally or through his body language, won't actually follow up on it. A woman who simply refuses to be intimidated will make him back off.

[@macdieter23558]

About the "cross fit" case, I witnessed something similar when I was on a trip to Budapest in Hungary. We stood in line for getting tickets to visit the parliament building. The line was moving very slowly and we stood there for approx. 30 minutes, when a couple behind us asked :"What is this line for?" We told them that we waited to buy a ticket for visiting the building. The woman said:" But I don´t want to visit this building!" So they left, after having stood in line for 30 minutes! Pure comedy gold! People nearly died from laughter!

[@CrocHudson]

UK lawyer here only just now watching this. You are correct about that landlord. His tenants have the right to exclusive possession whilst they are tenants. It doesn’t matter if he owns the property- he is trespassing in this video. They’re absolutely south file a claim.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

I will never forget that one time when I went to my old church and happily told the vicar's wife that I'd started playing D&D and she just looked at me and said "my brother BURNED HIS DICE when he became a Christian" and I was just like... I... um... excuse me? It's 2019? (It was at the time)

[@oakenshadow6763]

What a waist of material. Give them away, use them for something. How wasteful. Hope you have fun!

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

@@oakenshadow6763 ikr! I was like... how?!

[@comradewindowsill4253]

what the hell were they made of?? mine are all either resin or metal, and neither of those things would burn well.

[@Tekdruid]

25:20 I think bro just dodged a pretty major bullet there. Imagine finding out her true colors _after_ you've bought a house together and what have you.

[@BeanManolo]

About the lawyer who got shot with his own gun in a MRI machine: it was here in Brazil. He was massively pro-gun, even having a Tik Tok profile full of videos about (ironically) gun safety, and about licensing, and was with A EXTRA MAGAZINE AND 30 BULLETS! It also almost hit the nearby hospital employees aswell, and both him and his mom were told before the exame to leave any metallic object outside and even signed waivers stating they understood it.

[@christinamann3640]

The fact this was not Texas has me shocked 😯. Bet he has a new safety tip now 😂

[@arielruby13]

@@christinamann3640 no, he actually had a surgery and later died (because of the bullet complications)

[@kempolar9768]

@@arielruby13 I don't want to be happy about someone dying, but this has left a very good example that can be used in the future.

[@christinamann3640]

@@arielruby13 oh no 🥺 his poor family.

[@arielruby13]

@@kempolar9768 im neither happy not sad abouit it. but it was literally a fully preventable issue. he could have just left his gun outside of the room

[@mochann1133]

The last one reminds me of when I was little, I was in a car with my mom and she realized a white van was following us as we were driving home. I don’t remember how long they were following but my mom decided to turn down different streets to test if they were following before deciding it was safe to actually drive home. Sure enough, the van was following us. I was only 12 but I remember how terrifying it was to realize that there were strangers following us. That was over a decade ago now, but I still look over my shoulder whenever I drive home to make sure no one’s following me.

[@chatboulon743]

That next-to-last video was literally terrifying. There's no telling how bad things could have escalated. I'm glad she had some people around, I guess, helping her record this in case they needed to get involved and help her out of a bad situation.

[@Ishlacorrin]

I don't understand the stupidity involved there, lead a guy to your room without making your position clear and then telling him to leave like that is a recipe for disaster! Why would she not just tell the guy to leave her alone BEFORE they got to her room, did her parents not teach her correctly? Or was it all just a setup for her 'story'? These kinds of things are NOT helping women out there, like holy hell, do NOT teach girls that leading a guy on will be fine, it's NOT going to be fine more often than not. Be CLEAR about your position LONG BEFORE you get to your living space and NEVER invite a guy to your living space you do not trust.

[@DeBlackRed]

@@Ishlacorrin she was acting drunk, thats the whole idea?

[@VelaiciaCreator]

@@Ishlacorrin The point was to bring awareness by showing how quickly things escalate. It may come as a shock, but despite people condemning such behaviour, they fail to actually do anything about it.

[@chatboulon743]

@@Ishlacorrin Bruh, you just went bald because whoosh! 🤦‍♀️Not only did you miss the point, you set a new record.

[@Ishlacorrin]

@@chatboulon743 Actually you just whooshed MY point. I got the 'point', I'm pointing out that it was the WRONG point to be making and that it's doing more harm then good.

[@SartorialDragon]

28:57 it's always been puzzling & outrageous to me that there's a double standard for virginity. Women have to not have sex, but men "can't wait that long"??? Women are worthless if they've had sex, but not the men who've had sex with several women??? It's immoral to *do* porn, but not immoral to *watch* porn and create a demand for it??? If y'all truly believed that sex harms women's worth, you wouldn't do things that harm women... riiiight? Riiight?

[@nyushka_lo]

Here where I live it goes both ways. Both women and men are advised not to have sex untill marriage, because sex is the most intimate and vulnerable thing you can do with someone, so you should only do it if you feel VERY serious about them and are ready to commit, yada yada yada... But people who do the opposite are not shamed. It's advice based on (mostly religious) beliefs of people here, not a requirement. I think the whole world should be like that. Everyone has their own values and beliefs, so why should we shame eachother? It's just plain stupid and mean.

[@kempolar9768]

​@@nyushka_lothat's an interesting perspective with it being "the most vulnerable and intimate you can be" in a way that I don't really agree with. For some people absolutely it can be, but not at all for many. In the case of adult workers who have "intimate" relationships all the time as a part of their job, will feel nothing about it or the person they are with. Even without being an adult worker some of the most substantial and intimate relationships you can have with another person is just being truly open, in a way that people are not when it's just skin to skin. Humans are weird, we have all these moral values placed on entirely subjective things that we couldn't possibly agree on the value of.

[@nyushka_lo]

@@kempolar9768 That's very fair, thank you for adding that. I personally meant, it's the most intimate and vulnerable action for most average people, but there are exceptions, of course. You mentioned adult workers, which is completely valid. The first thing that comes to my mind are people who are asexual but not aromatic, since sex does very little to nothing for them, but romance does, so many the most vulnerable state for them is cuddling, for example, or something like that (I'm not ace personally so idk). But yeah, my point is, sex doesn't necessarily have to be the MOST intimate thing for EVERYONE, but it does tend to be, for most people. I mean, getting naked in front of someone is already quite vulnerable, but two people getting naked, touching and so on, that's peak vulnerability in my book. Most people agree with me, in my experience, but it of course doesn't have to be true for everyone. Humans are weird and we're all different, so I feel like generalizing in any context is pretty stupid, so it's good you pointed this out. Thanks for your input, have a beautiful day.

[@elin_]

That's the result of men who follows manosphere influencers. Really uncomfortable development.

[@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz]

It just comes from the idea that men have to work to get any ladies, so if they got more they are better. Ideas such as these make sense for animals and very primitive civilizations, and in today's society's doesnt make sense or doesnt lead to anything productive, just harms some so a few can be on their power trip

[@yrosan]

4:35 The funniest shit is that's not a pentagram, that's a star of David...

[@stephaniethebatter7975]

Yeah, even with the low resolution it looks more like the Star of David. Better quality photos reveal the belt buckle is not a star of any kind - it's just some belt buckle from what appears to be a harness or heavy duty belt buckle. And the belt itself looks like some safety gear harness that people wear when they want to do stuff on top of something they can easily fall off.

[@yrosan]

@@stephaniethebatter7975 Even better lmao

[@hmnhntr]

Most Christians don't actually know their own religious symbols, and it's pointless to try to explain to them

[@hottopiccowboy]

23:10 You can tell their relationship is already on the rocks bc when she shows him affection he thinks she wants something from him- When I text my fiance and say I love you he never assumes I'm asking for money (or concert tickets)

[@tomlxyz]

You take that from that and not from all the stuff after lol?

[@hottopiccowboy]

@@tomlxyz definitely not the only thing I took from it

[@Parker8752]

Given the person who got given the finger was like "I don't know why I'm so upset", I wonder if it was maybe she'd just had a really shitty day and that was the thing that set her off.

[@darkdragoness5]

That's very likely it. Sometimes a breakdown isn't caused by one massive thing, but lots of little things stacked up over a period of time. Like the straw that broke the camel's back.

[@waffles3629]

Yeah, like I've had breakdowns over shit that literally did not matter but I sure as hell don't go around posting it on the internet. Like the only person who knows the details is my best friend who lives with me. I don't know why anyone would post this.

[@hmnhntr]

I feel a bit crappy for not considering this. I've had days like that. But why would your first instinct be to post online about it??

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

That's fair, sort of, but I'm pretty sure most people learn how to parse their feelings better than that by, idk, age ten. It's not that hard to realize when multiple factors are playing into your current mental state. If she is indeed just struggling to cope with a buildup of various issues, she still needs to talk with a professional, cuz the way she behaved is not a neurotypical reaction and is quite debilitating. Some therapy to learn a bit of emotional processing skills would go a long way to preventing this sort of issue from happening again. Life is full of shitty days. She won't be able to live life very well if she keeps mishandling shitty days to this extent or worse.

[@Parker8752]

​@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Honestly, you're not wrong. I didn't get my autism diagnosis until I was 30, so I had the same shit happen a lot.

[@Creshosk]

Around 22:36 "I think we've seen enough" You missed the part where the woman calls her own son a rapist. That woman accusing Keanu reeves of selling lies is also a fiction writer. You know, "someone who sells lies."

[@kempolar9768]

Oh? I work in a book store, tell me what books she's written so that I know to never recommend any of them.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@kempolar9768 If the lady is posting awful takes on Xitter, she's probably not selling printed copies.

[@a-goblin]

15:45 click is talking about "gutter oil." it's a practice of reclaiming oil from gutters, trash, and SEWERS, cooking it down, and selling it as fresh cooking oil. the chinese gov cracks down on it periodically, but unscrupulous oil is a pretty big business. even the olive oil we buy in stores in the US is often not pure olive oil, which yeah it's not as bad as gutter oil, but food adulteration never ends.

[@xdani_thethinkingneko]

They do the same thing in Peru. I'm Peruvian, and I remember my mom telling me when she was down there that you can't eat snowcones. The water is normally street water/gutter water. 🤢

[@Scyllaya]

The saying is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste." Which means that even if they want to buy something ugly as hell or something that looks like garbage on them, if they like it, they like it and you sell it to them. The second half of that sentence really makes it clear that customers are only right in regards to one very specific thing, not everything.

[@Llortnerof]

I'd say the mistake here was putting it so you can cut off the second part and not realise it's not the full statement.

[@NeoZhinzo]

​@@Llortnerof People will find a way to twist expressions. "Blood is thicker than water" is my most despised misquote.

[@VoidZeroNothing]

@@NeoZhinzo The actual quote is "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" right? Meaning that the family you choose are more important than the family given to you. It's strange how it's misquoted and turned to have the exact opposite meaning as the original.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@VoidZeroNothing as it happens, I looked it up, and that particular interpretation doesn't have any properly cited historical basis, I'm afraid. You can look up the phrase on wikipedia, the article they have on it is quite interesting.

[@PlushiePoogle]

Click is such a sweetheart. I bet most people would've just laughed and made fun of the girl "over"reacting to getting flipped off like that but Click handled it so nicely ~

[@desperadox7565]

I wouldn't make fun of the girl. She obviously has severe mental problems.

[@sharonsomers5342]

I'm not even 50 and both my kids are adults. The assumption that she just didn't ever have kids is wild.

[@firepuppies4086]

Like... Do you need to be like... Over 32 to have kids?

[@acrojen03]

I didn't realise it while watching the video, but you're totally right! My dad is literally turning 50 in less than two weeks, my mother is two years younger than him, and both me and my brother are legal adults. (Well, my brother still has like 2 months left until he's considered a legal adult here.) It isn't surprising at all, for her to not have to worry about rushing kids to school at the age of 50! XD

[@NeiZaMo]

Yes, the weirdo seems to be aware of that possibility, but seems to disregard it for some reason. Maybe he actually knows the woman never raised any children? Maybe he believes that the vast majority of women don't have children these days? It's impossible to tell at what level of stupid people like that are operating on at any given time.

[@archonfett]

that was my thought as well

[@archonfett]

@@firepuppies4086 no, lowest age I've heard of is 10

[@kairi99roxas]

As someone who literally just got my certification of hazardous waste clean up, that train derailment hurt my heart so bad

[@InkyLynnNeko]

34:53 people need to realise that doing 'it' with someone who is drunk is illegal, since they cannot actually consent, even if they say yes, they're still intoxicated, at least in Australia thats the law, I dunno about other places though

[@sierravanriel6906]

Google says UK and USA (depending on state) too. I learnt it in school and I'm in South Africa. So it is at least true in a number of countries

[@cassandra2860]

Consent in any altered state of consciousness is not consent. If they're stoned, drunk, hypnotized, exhausted, or in any other state of poor decision-making, you should have asked when they were still sober.

[@mcleafybranch3914]

Pretty sure we have that law here in Canada too

[@augustuslunasol10thapostle]

⁠@@cassandra2860 this becomes iffy if both are drunk or are in a altered state of consciousness

[@cassandra2860]

@@augustuslunasol10thapostle true, iffy is a very good word for what that situation would be imo

[@ladyairili]

I had a really creepy neighbor. He had just moved in, I was in the elevator with him and he stuck out his hand for me to shake. I thought nothing of it, and tried to shake his hand. He immediately started kissing up my arm, going for my chest. I was lucky in that all I had to say was "No!" And he stopped. Fortunately, I was also moving out that month so I didn't have to deal with him for long, but I started carrying a pocket knife with me for the duration of my move.

[@aiden3627]

I have a neighbor like that too. It’s disgusting and if he ever tries to put the moves on me again Idk what I’ll do but I like to think I would kick his wrinkly ass. I don’t take to this “men of his generation” or “it’s part of his culture” bullshit. I’ve been grabbed like that so many times in my life I automatically start blocking it out when it happens. It’s annoying and it’s scary and people never cease to amaze me with how depraved they can be.

[@nellieharper2572]

Good to see your plants are doing well, Click! (Also I agree the angle changes are cool hup-dee-hup-dee-hup-dee-hup lol)

[@MaryGershwin]

I hope that these kinds of videos help make men aware about just how COMMON it is for women to be in dangerous situations with absolute creeps. I would never assume that every man is like that. I just hope that whenever I get in a situation like that some decent people around me will have the courage to help me get to a safe place. It is sadly just... such an everyday thing. Every woman has a story like that.

[@Oxellee]

I makes me genuinely DEPRESSED to see just how many of those men are out there and how common it is. Not all men yet so many of them that it's hard to trust even the good ones.

[@ana-nim]

Even when they see such videos they comment something like "she overreacted", "nothing happened", "crazy Karen", "her fault" and my favorite "women hate me so I don't help any woman on streets 🦧☝".

[@hmnhntr]

That's what really scares me. Most men aren't aware stuff like this happens much at all, yet *every* woman has at least one story. We need to figure out how to identify who these guys are.

[@clarebrady1532]

So, here in the UK where the landlord video was filmed, landlords can't just show up without an appointment. They are required to give 24 hours notice and a reason that entry is required. If the behaviour like that continues they have a case for harassment.

[@williamnicol8236]

"The customer is always right" aggravates me to no end because the rest of the quote is "in matters of taste", I told this to someone I was serving (in a bar) they looked at me, denied it was, googled it in front of me and then doubled down on it after finding they were wrong. When fun trivia gives you existential dread! Great video as usual btw.

[@siggimondo]

Speedrunning losing your faith in humanity any% run in a nutshell.

[@demikus]

Also just because something is quoted all the time, doesn't make it correct. After working 10 years in customer service I can safely say the customer is almost never right.

[@williamnicol8236]

@@RandomPasser Actually they said "Well, no one says that". This wasn't an argument, I was trying to be diplomatic to someone who was taking the mick and some people see it as carte blanche for terrible behaviour.

[@jeslybarillasmeraz880]

Reminds me of the time I applied for a job as an English teacher at a government program (not the US). I performed perfectly but they marked my answer to the past tense of smile as smiled wrong. I told them that it was, in fact, smiled. The guy absolutely denied it, but couldn't say what the actual past tense was if it wasn't smiled. I googled it, right in front of him, and he said google couldn't be trusted. I showed him every single result on the first page and randomly clicked in the fifth page. Same thing, it's smiled. The way the guy quadrupled down just proved to me he just didn't want to admit he was stupid.

[@Nyghtking]

I think the old adage is: "If you see people running in a direction, follow them." The reason is because if they're running they could be running away from something and taking the time to ask might put you at risk, it's better to have ran from nothing then it is to stand there and potentially put yourself at risk.

[@mikethegoo]

Even dumber would be to (like you would in a video game, TBH), run towards the thing they're trying to escape. Something I can definitely see my curious ass doing, despite knowing damn well it's a horrible idea

[@kempolar9768]

@@mikethegoo ...Yeah I could see myself doing that as well.

[@mikethegoo]

@@kempolar9768 Exactly. Except if you can already see what's happening. If I can see the tsunami, I don't need to go towards it, but like... Yeah. Though I can also see myself running along and asking someone "YO WHAT ARE WE RUNNING FROM!?"

[@vstormfelt5329]

It's gonna be comedy gold in 10 years when everyone on this thread is in some sort of first responder or forestry search and rescue job. 🤣

[@kawaiicharlie9650]

My best 'the customer is always right' story happened when i uses to work at Homebase (a sort of DIY/gardening store) I was working on the customer service desk when a customer called. He was shout and screaming at me calling me all names under the sun and demanded that i give him a refund for a gazebo cover. I had search through our computer system and could not find anything which matched his description. I finally told him to come into the store with the cover and his receipt and ill see what i could do. A few hours later he showed up. Found me, slammed his reciept on the table and again demanded a refund. I looked at him and said 'sir, this is Homebase. You bought this at B&Q' 😂

[@penelopeviews7335]

I had someone follow me home from Dollar General once. It was after 8 at night and I'd needed to pick something up quick before home. I'd been working since 8 that morning and dumbass me thought they were also on their way home. I didn't realize they'd been behind me until I pulled in next to my brother's truck. They left soon after. I am very grateful my brother actually got home before I did for once. It still freaks me out wondering what they wanted to do.

[@kempolar9768]

With my level of obliviousness to the general world around me, I could easily see myself being in that situation and not seeing anything coming at all. Good thing for your brother.

[@luisaeinzelmais1708]

The last part reminded me of something that happened to me when I was about 15 or so (maybe younger or older but definitely a minor). I was walking down our main street in broad daylight. A guy, somewhere between 20-40, greeted me when I passed him. I stopped, turned around and found him looking at me. I walked a few more steps, then stopped again and he still stared me down. He approached me and said (in german) "Hi. I know you. You always take bus X and get off at Station Y. I've seen you like a 100 times" My heart dropped because he was correct, that was my school bus. He asked me where I was going and I said I was just taking a walk. That was a lie but I don't remember where I was really headed. He asked if he could come with me and I tried to get around it by reminding him that he was just heading the other way but he insisted. While walking he asked me if I had Facebook or other social media. Back then I didn't, but I would have said no anyways. I told him I needed to go into the next store and he asked if he should wait for me. I said no, it's gonna take a while and just hoped he would go away. I waited like 20min in that store I didn't actually need anything from. I didn't tell the store clerk, though I would have if he had actually waited outside. Thankfully he didn't and I ran back home. Sometimes I still see him on that street but he never approached me again. That was 10 years ago so I don't remember the surroundings very well but what he said was pretty much burned into my brain. PS: sorry for mobile formatting and second language english :D

[@ChaoticArtCat]

That's terrifying, I'm glad you were okay!!

[@aiden3627]

Guys like that are so creepy. I have plenty act like they mean well because I’m legally blind and use a white cane 🦯 but so often they go about “helping” me in scary ways. Once when I was on my way back from university classes I had to walk around 4 extra blocks before the guy behind me stopped following me. I could see enough at the time to tell the dude was the same person and had been following me for more than 10 minutes, people who aren’t following me usually go past or change course pretty quick. I had to pretend I knew where I was going and hope I didn’t turn down a dead end. I’m honestly afraid of if I can be safe walking on my own once my vision finishes being lost.

[@Who_evenamIanymore]

@@aiden3627 jesus fuck that’s terrifying

[@Xerkus]

16:23 I've seen timelapse of the restoration of that building, I believe. They added struts for support, partially deconstructed damaged side and then rebuilt anew. It was frankly quite amazing to see.

[@macdieter23558]

Send that to russia, I guess they will be pretty p1553d!

[@the-supporter]

37:46 i was once followed to my house I don't only reason the guy went away was because my dad was in my house, taking care of my dog, and he chased him away with a bat and I always keep that bat near my door

[@shripleypibbles]

Landlords can be so evil. I had a landlord that lied to keep most of my security deposit. They used to barge in illegally too. Really great when you have an anxiety disorder

[@aiden3627]

I know right? It’s like being lay naked or something, an intrusion into your life that you weren’t prepared for. I’m so glad the place I’m at now has a 24-hour notice and a 72-hour courtesy notice for entry into the unit.

[@frogqueen]

The lawyer needed to defend himself against someone who'd bring a gun into a hospital. Like himself.

[@erinjackson8119]

I love that you can tell how much fun Click is having changing angles for jokes

[@lauriedyer-ul3eq]

thank you so much for being so supportive of the women It's honestly so terrifying to think that this could happen to me or my little sister. also your little compliments at the beginning of every video make my whole day! 😊

[@werriboy55]

On the edge of my seat as the stolen lunch case approaches the reveal. Grabbing more popcorn.

[@dmgroberts5471]

I would tape a raw shrimp under her desk.

[@alphaomega7191]

the end has been cut off and it's real Usual Suspects type stuff. The OP tells it in such a way that it's clear the girl is merciless evil villain hellbent on causing havoc and then the final reveal - She had bought Shrimp Fried Rice about 3 days earlier to take home and put it in the fridge, then forgot it. When she went into the fridge she saw what she assumed was her now spoilt toxic takeaway and because she isn't insane did not open that stinkbomb and disposed it in the bin like any normal person would. Other people then disposed of their trash on top of it. The resolution is so obvious and banal that it makes the dramatic telling of the story hilarious. The OP path and then subverted our expectations for comic effect and did it hysterically.

[@undamaged1813]

what? Clicks room isn't just the 2 walls and a door? 😆

[@derplez]

LOL i thought the same!

[@slayitha]

If my landlord tried to force his way into my house like that, id make sure he leaves in an ambulance.

[@Eddisdedd]

I felt threatened yet comforted when you aggressively said Edward at the beginning lmfao

[@Sandtalon]

The tipping the landlord one made me so mad, my landlord left me without heating or hot water for 6 months over winter because our boiler broke and they refused to fix it

[@kempolar9768]

An above average landlord is on call exactly one hour in 2-3 week span, most are very below that.

[@coffeepie]

literally the same experience - I was followed home by a guy and stopped at my neighbours' door, knowing they have a large dog which would make an instant fuss as soon as I started banging on that door, and STILL the guy wouldn't go away immediately. He didn't even try the 'sorry' stuff, he just basically told me not to be such a bitch

[@finnmcool2]

More proof that intelligence isn't a prerequisite for becoming a lawyer.

[@LobstertheGiggy]

8:08 Pretty damn certain you have to give your tenants advanced notice of wanting entry to the property. They ain't allowed to just show up and yell about getting in unless you've broken certain parts of your contract like not paying rent There's apparently a push for laws to ensure security for tenants so that landlords need damn good reasons to evict people from their properties. Knowing the UK government I do question its success rate but here's hoping especially as a renter myself.

[@Darthkermit_frogo]

U do have to give notice

[@haexan]

Personally I think the camera jumping was sometimes too distracting, though I think it might be because the brightness and colours were noticeably different.

[@NeoZhinzo]

I think it was used a slight bit too much, but I think it's conceptually more interesting to have various camera angles. Maybe just don't jump cut between them as often.

[@mizushimo]

It's the recording footage on the monitor that keeps throwing me off

[@AC8X]

Yeah, it was used too much IMHO. I think it would be good if used selectively for emphasis, but this felt all over the place. I’m sure he’ll learn and adjust!

[@eruanned.9687]

I agree... especially as an autist it was a bit overwhelming - too much sensory input. I like it in general, but this was too much

[@bendystrawz2832]

@@mizushimo I was gonna say the same thing. The monitor changing was what maybe turned me off to it. Other than that, I do like the different angles, and I'm sure people are eating up the room background stuff. We just gotta give him a few videos to play around with it and it'll smooth out.

[@tyrantking9000]

7:11 what do they mean "OR if we all will fall 918 feet." If the glass breaks, everyone on that thing will fall to their deaths.

[@laomedondardanos5658]

4:35 I find it espacially funny that this is not a pentagram on the red dress: It has 6 peaks. A pentagram has only 5.

[@roopj002]

A six pointed star is a star of David.

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

I think it’s also actually just a butterfly

[@christinamann3640]

It reminds me of the girl that sent her friend a photo of her cool new tattoo. Her friend didn’t know she was Jewish, and she insisted it was a pentagram. It wasn’t 😂

[@kulazu]

Also a close-up of the belt shows it's not any shape it's just a buckle belt.

[@ferretqueen2908]

Yeah that's a hexagram/Star of David.

[@mamasimmerplays4702]

That oil one is horrendous. Many years ago the younger sister of a close friend died from oil on the road - she wasn't speeding, wasn't sleepy or drunk, just hit a patch of oil on a rural highway, lost control, and died on impact. Some months later I was in the audience at a car race where one of the cars dropped a gearbox full of oil on the track, and the maintenance people were out there in minutes tipping concrete powder over the spill - which absorbed it and made the surface safe to drive on. If someone had done that where a car dropped a gutful of oil on the highway, Amy would still be alive now. Those people deliberately tipping oil on the road should be charged with attempted murder.

[@kriscynical]

_"Are they going to have a Santa Claus panic?"_ Don't tempt the morons and intellectual doorstops, Click. They'll start screaming about Santa being a groomer. 🙄

[@bdpickett]

Oh, the bliss of ignorance.

[@Hellbughunter]

Can't be a Groomer if he absolutely hates children

[@luvondarox]

I mean... you remember the Starbucks Red Cup fiasco? It was supposed to look like Santa / his hat, but certain groups decided Red Mean Devil.

[@Llortnerof]

@@luvondarox Satan Claus is going to town.

[@kriscynical]

​​@@luvondarox How could anyone forget? God knows they shrieked about it long and loud enough to be heard on the dark side of the moon. 😏 And don't forget "Happy Holidays" is the purposeful _exclusion_ of Christian Christmas, NOT the inclusion of everybody and everything including Christian Christmas. That's in the Greatest Hits collection.