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[@aitorleal4676]

i love and hate how all subreddits are getting absolutely ROASTED and GRILLED by the narrators, love y'all!

[@moemetal]

I love how the narrators give their honest opinion abt the memes they read, that’s what makes emkay so fun to watch

[@NbNgMOD]

​@@moemetalit's litterly real people talking. Refreshing

[@davidcheek8892]

About the wedding photographer. It wasn't a professional, it was literally a friend they asked to do photos at the wedding who was a hobbyist photographer. They offered them like $75, which is nothing for that sort of work.

[@hiddenguy67]

🚫

[@myrielt]

I was coming to comment this exact thing. They treated him like garbage and he’s justified in his actions, in my opinion.

[@-.LUCIAN.-]

Even if he was a professional thats still really shity, that guys totally justified

[@ivorynk752]

he wasn't "technically" a guest, he was straight up a guest doing dirt cheap work as a favor.

[@end_slayer]

Thanks, I’m too lazy to type out the story

[@TheSimba86]

3:56 it makes sense when you realize that the photographer was a family friend they paid $250 to take wedding pictures and they denied him food, water and a 20 minute break so he deleted the pictures and left, he was not a professional photographer, he took pictures of his dogs

[@owlcake]

This makes is worse! I was going to say that most photographers have food and such in their contract, but wow this is so not it.

[@SuperiorPosterior]

If he was a professional, they should have let him eat. The fact he was a *_friend_* makes it 100x worse. Let the man eat, ffs

[@TheSimba86]

@@owlcake exactly, if that's how they treat a friend imagine how they would treat an actual professional photographer

[@Its_specter]

Wasnt 250 it's was only 75$ making it even more worse

[@end_slayer]

Thanks, I’m too lazy to type out the story

[@tzisorey]

"The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes" Narcolepsy Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.

[@lukebradley5134]

bananas georg

[@thecarbgoblin]

im very glad that robin is so relentless with people on this subreddit, it makes me giddy

[@SuperBootsTheDog]

Nice etienne pfp

[@hyphurr.rarelypostsifever1220]

6:32 I think the real reason people often see the girl in images like this is because of the lighting. Your eyes are gonna be drawn to the brighter, more vibrant colors caused by the lighting, especially when the rest of the image is cool, duller colors. But, it depends on the person.

[@LilChuunosuke]

You're completely correct. She contrasts so heavily against the rest of her environment that your eyes will be naturally drawn there first. Assuming that picture was taken by a professional photographer, that was likely done very intentionally.

[@ssjbread2803]

Yeah, it's the lighting. I was not drawn to the butt, I was drawn towards her lower legs.

[@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059]

The first thing I saw was the dark haired dude in the middle because he looks like my uncle when he was in his 20s. He's long gone, but still wierd.

[@TheChaotic_Angel]

i sall her hair then the white walker i did not even realize that was a woman XD

[@thegongoozler69]

I absolutely saw the bright orange hair first, then the dude in black, then the white walker. That's... How the human eye works, you're drawn to the brightest colour, then (typically) the darkest, then you see the rest. It's really stupid how people still think you're a pervert for... having eyes???

[@v4n1ty92]

8:58 just imagine what it's like for me, an EDM fan managing to find a song months later without knowing any lyrics at all because there weren't any to begin with. It's true bliss.

[@Earthstar_Review]

_The chosen one_

[@Zero001LP]

"Bitching about ghosts" is my new favorite quote to live by.

[@TikkaQrow]

0:37 alcohol is illegal in Qatar's public venues if I recall. It's more than saving $10,000,000 a beer, it's the fact those stadiums don't sell it in the 1st place.

[@surge21xx]

Uneducated and uncultured Robin with another bad take.

[@aeryngoodspeed]

the wedding photographer was working for free and was denied a moment to even sit down (they didn't even prepare a place for her). they also denied her from going to get food from somewhere else. p sure she was working for like six hours before she got fed up.

[@thegongoozler69]

so, while this may be a *different* true story, that's not at all what happened in the original post. the dude was paid roughly 75 dollars(absolutely tiny for a wedding photographer), was denied food, water and a 20 minute break, and wasn't at all a professional photographer (he takes pictures of his dogs). He was a family friend. The entire wedding venue was 9 hours in the sun.

[@aeryngoodspeed]

@@thegongoozler69 odd, that's almost exactly the article i read, only the pronouns used were she/her and she wasn't paid at all. specifically the dog photography thing.

[@balls_gaming]

I saw another comment saying he was payed $75, and another said he was payed $250

[@silverflight01]

4:16 There are a lot of news stories where people, who weren't anonymous, would be harassed, stalked, and even killed over lottery wins, so yeah I wanna be anonymous if this ever happened to me. The only people who would know who exactly won the jackpot would be the IRS

[@ladyraven3418]

The one thing I actually like about TX(other than food in SATX), is that they don't do that to lottery winners. It's anonymous by default.

[@Aquarios1337.]

Would give my parents the majority.

[@Recordspin]

0:55 fun fact: in the retro Hasbro rerelease, the cover is edited to remove not only the woman and girl, but also the entire kitchen, resulting in a weirdly long room with no windows.

[@jmatt440]

I think I have the rerelease

[@sul_9999]

Gotta say. Over the years as a kid i was kind of like the people on this sub, and when i found emkay and seeing robin talking and his “rants” really did help me grow and not be as much of a 14yo edgelord

[@iclynnx]

Good on you! I do appreciate when the internet makes me reflect on myself as a person, and on my actions / thoughts. Truly listening to other people gives us the chance to grow.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

FR Emkay has helped me so much in that way

[@tttttttttttttttp12]

ye

[@ladyraven3418]

It says something about your character that such things reached you. I'm proud of you for your self awareness, candor, and motivation to be a more authentic and kind person.

[@aprilk141]

Good folks like this helped me go from anti gay homophone to a transgender milf. Gotta say, it's far better not hating others and loving myself.❤

[@secondairy]

2:24 Narcolepsy Georg, who falls asleep in two seconds, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

[@Riddler577]

12:20 but he only fights crime at night, why would he even get tan lines...

[@Ramen_Doodles08]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@xtrem5428]

That lifeguard at the Olympics has a crucial job: If an athlete has a cramp, he can drown. It may not happen often but it does happen.

[@ladyraven3418]

I was thinking something similar. A medical emergency can hit, regardless of how skilled an athlete is.

[@Danka42]

15:46 My favourite part of this... _logic_ is that it only applies if you have had multiple partners. Same amount of sex with one guy doesn't "use you up", apparently.

[@anakomaru]

"Ah, Cain. Your mother was a mediocre warrior, but an incredible scientist!" "She's your mother too, Abel."

[@erikarussell1142]

If the host can’t treat you like a HUMAN, then there’s no business.

[@TheMysticalSerpent]

The photographer was a friend doing the photos extremely cheap as a favor, who was then denied rest, food, water or a break at all during 9 hr event in the hot sun

[@sharkspoopy]

thats horrible@@TheMysticalSerpent

[@MSRTA_Productions]

In Emkay We Trust We bless the Emkay Gods for amazing quality content

[@stupidity_lolzzz]

Yes

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Just have to ban bots

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Tell the gods to block bots

[@timburlingame5893]

If someone has a medical emergency in the water, they'll be glad the lifeguard is there. Also I microwave water for my tea every day because it takes two minutes and doesn't take up any extra room in my kitchen. I can't believe we're gatekeeping tea.

[@SetariM]

Way faster than heating up water on the stove, using a kettle.

[@twisted_tapestry]

I have an electric kettle at my dads and not my moms so i end up using both methods and, yeah, they taste the same. the argument is stupid T^T

[@Jungkookieskitten]

I use my freaking Keurig bruh, tastes the same

[@zeldaenby224]

*cries in British*

[@andriusbruzas9211]

Yes, there was a diver that had a seizure after jumping.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Probably not good if you're bringing it to work.

[@osheridan]

Not great in Qatar either

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

​@@osheridanor in general

[@Justaguywithachannel450-id3xu]

Anything but a party

[@osheridan]

​@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi true

[@platosbeard3476]

If you partially freeze it, it should be the perfect temp when you get to your desk

[@erinjackson8119]

3:40 I think Robin would change his tune about this one if he heard that the photographer was working for free/doing a solid for his friends

[@jacobcox4565]

1:51 I like how they're honest about it, no one's denying what they did.

[@battlesheep2552]

Yeah now if only we can get IBM to fess up to aiding the Holocaust

[@RoseNoire]

09:55 : Maybe the music you're looking for is Samba Di Janeiro ? i don't know. At least I tried to help, lol.

[@mihaleben6051]

8:41 the titanic💀 Also guy misunderstood "fetish"

[@thecluckster3908]

7:38 honestly not even a bad idea. Old folks who like the younger gen stuff have a lot of success on the internet. There’s the grandma that likes Skyrim, that grandpa who is really into gen z humor, and the nice old british chap who liked the phrase “W human”

[@Gl1tchy_B01_09]

And the veteran grandpa that's cracked at FPS games

[@Azure-ex6dg]

1:57 This actually happened. The United Fruit Company, now known as Chiquita, collaborated with the CIA for Operation PBSuccess, which resulted in the overthrow of Guatemala’s democracy.

[@-.LUCIAN.-]

17:40 just want to point out the “weed smokers” religion lol😂😂😂

[@SuperiorPosterior]

3:27 If I could restart at a younger age, I'd strongly insist on getting braces before my teeth were completely screwed up beyond repair. I'd put more effort into exercising, and take my studies more seriously so I could graduate with a scholarship rather than _just_ in the top 100 at my school. All that said, 10 is too old-I'd want to start at 5 or so, so I can avoid getting hit by a car when I was 7, which made it painful to exercise, and contributed to me growing up fat and sad. So I'll take 25 and 50 mil, because I could use that to pay for one or two surgeries that would help me going forward, with the rest going towards rent.

[@drowsykyle8263]

17:55 Some guys just wanna be complimented by strangers. Its different when you know the person and they know you, but for someone you've never met and or will never see again it feels nice.

[@thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912]

I'm pretty sure the reason the olympics have a life guard is in case someone passes out from overexertion

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

3:19 *people over 25:* l see this as an absolute win!

[@bryannicholls200]

Works for me, I'd be almost 20 years younger, no kids and absolutely stinking rich.

[@7vlw]

Convince parents to put all their money in a certain stock, skip school because you know everything, get a job working for a relative pump that all in, eventually you’ll be rich and can work on yourself starting at a young age. Even if you don’t have 50 million, you don’t need 50 million to live a good and comfortable life. A few million would get you through to retirement if you spend wisely…

[@palmossi]

me whos 7: Yeah this is big brain time

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

@@palmossi kid, enjoy your childhood.

[@palmossi]

@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi jk im not 7 im 11 but that’s still low.

[@Thoringer]

Engineer designing the microwave to excite water molecules in particular... Internet people think it's stupid to use a microwave to heat tea water... It is literally the most energy efficient thing to do. Facepalm.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

10:28 how about the guy who made it?

[@MadameSomnambule]

That breast ultrasound one made me lol every time I’ve seen it. XD We’ve all had similar moments at some point in our life, tired beyond belief and either thinking you’re at a past job or in this case, thinking you’re at home caring for toddlers or pets when you’re at work.

[@Imyourdemongirl]

5:01 me wondering why the p and b are connected:

[@MisatoBestWoman]

18:32 I’ll if I was the artist of the 2nd place winner I’d damn well choose that hilarious picture to win it’s just perfect

[@cheesiestmaster879]

2:30 the average person falling asleep in 7 minutes is false, the average person takes over 30 minutes, Napping George, who falls asleep in 2 milliseconds is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[@KilljoysOfTheBlackParade]

11:56 I’m just imagining Jesus running on a river treadmill to stay close enough to have a conversation with someone

[@Sans01hp]

As a Brazilian, believe when i say that spanish insults/English insults aren't that bad. It's not about how bad the insult is, actually. It's how many insults you can put together in just one sentence like a 0 to death wombo combo, y'know?

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

15:30 it is infact not pathetic since the STD amount has a higher exposure level than chernobyl

[@MrEvans1]

Not to mention all the other issues, lol

[@Ze12365]

Not just higher, exponential.

[@capt.fuzzball8956]

14:08 the hotel I work at we had two industrial size washing machines and three dryer. They were always back up and piles of dirty towels, bed sheets and blankets. So… yea.

[@AmazingAutist]

12:49 same. I've never heard or seen another American use microwave to make tea. The only time that would be used if if for example something came up and the tea went cold, and you want to warm it up again. What are you going to do, pour it out and make more tea? You do realize we have stoves and kettles? Sweet tea in the south is a huge thing and iced tea up north is a huge thing.

[@bowfuz]

Only thing cooler than finding a song by one lyric is randomly stumbling upon a cherished one you haven't heard in years that you could *not* ever have found by looking up lyrics, because it has none

[@Dom_Maretti]

The first computer I ever used was an Atari 800 when I was a toddler. It was 1989, my dad gave it to my cousins, and they let me play with it while they were figuring it out. He had bought it in 1980.

[@co7314]

If you need to sneak beer into work, you are an alcoholic.

[@aaronalkor]

3:30 My dad passed away when I was 11, so having nearly two years with him without taking away the version of me I am now? Yes please!

[@Scratchydoesmusic]

"NFT a-*artist?*" Got me rollin like he deadass just said NFT artists ain't artists AND I FULLY AGREE

[@AllisonRodriguez066]

9:49 do you mean “Mi Gente”? Or “Yo perreo sola?” Im latina so if anybody knows or has the video he’s talking about please give me the link to it, im very good identifying songs 😃

[@talaeladar]

What feels really good is trying for years to remember the title of a book you read as a kid, then seeing a poster of the movie made from the book and realizing what it.

[@WPFLAWLESS]

I wouldn't recommend that ziplock tie prank because S*x traffickers have been known to do use them to let their partners know that this person is a target. While you are busy getting the tie off they run up and grab you.

[@lekiscool]

12:55 Me microwaving water at work last night to boil it.

[@Senatorlemonsouth]

Robin as a fellow 27y/o I gotta say the money is not my choice. I have changed so much since 20 and everything could be sooooo much easier if I knew everything at 10 I’ll go through it again to make people know me and not just let them tell me who I am

[@iclynnx]

Just gonna say, about the virus meme, it's not talked about in the news as much, but it's still out there. My mom got it this week. My brother might have it, as an unvaccinated person (or the flu, which I assume he is vaccinated for, at least as a kid). People at my mom's work have it. It's not gone. But we have learned better how to deal with it. Still bad, still potentially dangerous, like the flu.

[@A_Random_Dev]

always a good day when robin voices the video

[@Creepypastaarcade]

So about the hotel laundry. I work housekeeping in 2 hotels, both have guest laundry rooms and we cannot handle any personal belongings, actually when cleaning stayovers we are told we cannot make the bed if there are any personal belongings on it. Also every load of wash that gets run in the big industrial washers has bleach in it to keep towels and sheets white. Hope this explains slightly? ^^

[@Palmtop_User]

9:00 dude, most the songs i listen to are instrumental, electronic type. A friend sent a meme to me and i recognized the song used - problem being i had no clue what the name was as it was just a song that played while streaming and it was like only 4 notes. About 2-3 weeks later i find the song while walking through a parking lot, nearly getting run over sending it to the friend

[@mihaleben6051]

12:32 i am a gamma male

[@mihaleben6051]

I am most likely radioactive

[@PointlessPaperBlob]

I am a pi male

[@alice_weirddom]

i am not a male at all

[@mihaleben6051]

@@alice_weirddom Iron male

[@alice_weirddom]

@@mihaleben6051 ❓ is that supposed to be iron man?-

[@Cryptideer]

The context for the wedding photographer was that it was an old friend, they wouldn't let him sit down or eat, the ceremony and reception were several hours long, and they told him they weren't going to pay him at all. Guy said screw you and left. King shit.

[@mihaleben6051]

10:08 no, that is obviously a cool shell

[@panzerwolf494]

Tea meme related, the British have water heaters in their tanks so they can make tea without exposing someone to gunfire

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

9:44 OH MY GOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU-No I don't I just felt like trolling. Hope you find it!

[@michealbounds550]

Batman wouldn't have tan lines, he operates at night.

[@oliversievanen8554]

4:02 if this is the story I think it is, the photographer wasn't being paid

[@BabaJeez]

According to another comment, he was a family friend and was being paid $250, but was denied food and water and not allowed to take a break.

[@SirAsdf]

0:06 I mean, it's better than being named after a small, fragile bird.

[@memyselfandi1939]

That was uncalled for😭😂

[@azraelvrykolakas157]

It's worse than you think see there's a guy who falls asleep before even laying down

[@Warr2K]

emkay is very consistent on uploading fr 💯

[@jarboen]

9:40 This reminded me to add two songs I forgot for the longest time to my playlist. One I forgot from some time in the 90's and found on a random Turkish street in 2007: Mike Oldfield ft. Maggie Reilly - Moonlight Shadow The other one was lost from the same time and I thought it was from an anime. I was half right: Wild Arms Opening (PS1 game) Thanks for the reminder!

[@righty-o3585]

I'm Gen X and I recognize hard work when I see it. Some influences do have it kind of easy, but for the most part, the successful ones have to put a lot of work into making entertaining videos. I can imagine it's like making a short TV show. The amount of hours, doing repetitive shit that a lot of people would just give up on. So all the successful ones putting out quality content, well done. You took what life gave you and showed the rest how it's done 🤘

[@Linty-hk8st]

Thank you for this comment. This is very true.

[@ivorynk752]

4:21 smart, it's not just relatives but friends, acquaintances, anyone really. Maybe a lot of us like to think we wouldn't treat our friends like an ATM, but in the moment asking for money doesn't seem like a big deal when it is but pocket change compared to the payout you know they have.

[@erikarussell1142]

Um, I’m almost 40, and I’m absolutely thrilled that they have such an interesting outlet and actually her paid for it.

[@crimsondragon2677]

I’m pretty sure the Olympic lifeguard is there for heart attack type situations.

[@Drag0nmaster]

6:25 Fun fact! Heels were originally made for men!

[@adrianblake8876]

Yeah, but they were on cowboy boots (and still are), not stilettos, they're so sharp they can cause foot pain...

[@Nomadik]

​@@adrianblake8876Nope! High heels - like, actual platform, wedge, & stem heels - were made as menswear (just like makeup & wigs) a few centuries before cowboy boots were invented. Cowboy boots were invented in the mid-1800s, but high heels were invented in 10th century Persia. They later became fashionable in France from the 1400s to the French Revolution in 1789. Several of the American founders wore high-heeled shoes, not boots, every day.

[@adrianblake8876]

@@Nomadik Maybe you're correct, but where I heard the fact about high heels was that (1) the high heel was functional, not stylish. And (2) that the function was (a) grabbing the saddle while horse riding (don't remember the name of the specific part) and (b) easier to walk on softer (even wet) ground to give leverage while sinking in...

[@partygamer62gamereviewsand76]

7:39 hold on a moment, is that sulfuric acid? that water looks a bit too blue

[@crystaliskandar2]

@3:40 It wasn't a man, it was a woman. She also wasn't a professional and usually only did dog photos.

[@InkyCatTV]

13:49 I used to work at a Hilton hotel in housekeeping, and we had to bundle up all the sheets and chuck them down a chute into a room with massive wheely bins, and twice a week a truck would come and trade clean sheets for dirty ones, Sooo unless you wanted to wait three days for clean clothes... Its probably different in other places lol, But I know that Hilton hotels are a worldwide chain so yeh :P

[@QuikVidGuy]

I was agreeing with that 2 years post before you broke it down because for a god damn WHILE before it was officially declared "over" i hadnt been seeing the regular warnings and updates i was used to, even though i could still google rising cases. At best, a bunch of stores were too lazy to take down their mask signs. I was thinking of it like "why are we considering it over? Why is it irrelevant? I still need my boosters right?"

[@KwehShiro]

i heat tea water in the microwave. I don't drink coffee and rarely get any warm drinks so i don't see why i should buy a kettle xD

[@YourLocalCookieDev-tp8fp]

6:55 But Peter 95% of all short form content you enjoy comes from TikTok

[@akbarfaizbinkhairulfaizimoe]

Honestly, everytime Robin voices a video I get more productive, tho it might be the coke beer sleeve

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

06:40 The first thing I saw was actually the girl’s hair. The color is more vibrant than anything else in the image, so it caught my eye before anything else.

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

6:39 tell me why i looked at the dude in the black sweater

[@Iterator_SRS]

My condolences, you're gay.

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

@@Iterator_SRS I'm a lesbian 💔

[@NikoThePancake]

Same lol. idk why

[@Bobb11881]

Robin ranting about Captain Jack's backstory being retconned gives me life.

[@hmnhntr]

What was the retcon? Pretty sure I erased that movie from my brain

[@Bobb11881]

@@hmnhntr Him always being a pirate and getting the compass from another random pirate instead of Calypso.

[@hmnhntr]

​@@Bobb11881Oh God, now I remember. Yeah, that was painfully bad writing

[@killstreek_reeper.]

"comment the first thing you saw" me: an atom

[@L3NORE.RAWR.X3]

8:57 even better, one time i remembered a vocaloid song that i used to listen to all the time but i forgot the name so i didnt go looking for it, but then one time i was searching for a different song but i somehow found the other song and its a rlly good song imo edit: also i didnt remember any of the lyrics (yes, i did used to listen to the english ver of it but not anymore)

[@guts60]

I am all for female led movies… just stop making them Mary Sues and trying to be as diverse as possible. The movie is set in Ye Olde Germany, there weren’t any black drag queens with quick witty humor and a surprising talent for martial arts. Nor is it realistic to have a woman we have barely met in the movie, who we don’t even know the backstory of yet despite being the main character, instantly be a master of the blade who defeats all her enemies without any sort of weakness or drawback of her own for character development EXCEPT “mah patriarchy”. Yes yes, patriarchy exists, but only like two dudes in the entire movie (who we saw for one scene) were being sexist.

[@gobbonara]

0:13 HEY that's my old Windows Desktop icon!! :D I remember that whoa nostalgia crazy

[@osheridan]

12:42 I do it with hot chocolate lol

[@misterfedorattv]

Fun fact of the day: iPhones had a bit of code in photo transmissions that marked the sender as a fellow Apple products. If the sending device did NOT have this unique identifier(eg android phones), then the receiving device compressed the photo to make it look worse.

[@polandsocks]

10:33 the corect anwser is pepole who corect someone on the topic what they have no f- idea how does it work/have less exspierienc with it. LIke, yea Wendy can say to the Burger King to scew himsesf (because they both have similar exsperienc in the branding), but i swear to god, if you gonna talk about the subject what i studied for many years, and say im wrong im gonna falcon punch you. hard. in the face.

[@Windmelodie]

14:36 I don't believe is pathetic unless it's only one-sided and hypocritical. As in, if the guy believes a girl mustn't have any "dick mileage", but it's cool if guys have had lots of partners, THEN he's an arsehole. Not everyone feels comfortable with their partner having had many previous sexpartners (I'm one of them and I'm a woman, though for me it does go both ways. 200 is seriously excessive imho). Some people don't feel comfortable when their partner makes offensive or dark jokes, others actively look for that in a partner. Some people want kids, others don't. Some are religious, others aren't. Some are vegetarian/vegan and require their partners to be that as well, others are fine with their partner eating meat as long as both are mutually respectful to one another. It's really just a matter of personal preferences and finding the right match. With this particular guy, he might be an idiot after all, but I wanted to play Devil's Advocate for a moment.

[@Nomadik]

Having a lot of sex partners is only a problem if they're irresponsible & got STIs because of that irresponsibility. Otherwise, it's just a weird way to tie someone's worth to their sexual history - like puritans & so-called "alpha males" do.

[@mattguy4140]

1:15 "I suppose, I don't really care all that much" ~Average USian right before being surprised that their ignorance is mocked by the whole world

[@happytuna7275]

I don't know robin, I just don't feel comfortable knowing my girlfriend sleeps around even if she's not my girlfriend when she did it. It's like we're forgetting STDs exists

[@ThSadomasohista]

It's like you're forgetting STD tests exist

[@happytuna7275]

@@ThSadomasohista how out of touch are you? Do you think people tests every partner they have? Do you think people will say they have std if they wanna do it?

[@ThSadomasohista]

@@happytuna7275 No and yes. We're not talking about testing every person you plan to sleep with. We are talking about asking about a specific instance of your partner having a high body count. Test yourself if you've already had sex, and politely inform your partner you'd feel more comfortable if they did as well. That's the premise you said yourself. "my girlfriend" Besides, the reasonable and healthy thing to do is to be regularly taking STD tests (how often depends entirely on how active you are). So, since this is a proper relationship not a one-night-stand, then I'd hope you are together with the type of person that would take care of the sexual health of both themselves and their future partners. As for a partner saying if they have an STD...yeah, I've slept around quite a bit, and plenty of times had someone be very upfront about it. "Hey, look, I've got [X], so just gotta be really careful about things" is not really all that difficult. Sure, there are scum that won't say anything, but moving past how illegal that is, it doesn't really happen all that often. Usually it is genuine ignorance since, as you said, you don't test yourself after every single partner. I don't want to insult you, I really don't, so I'll leave things at that.

[@happytuna7275]

@@ThSadomasohista I've had a rough history with sexual diseases so that's why I have a problem with it. I have a dear friend who got an STD from her fiance. He never said anything and her not trying to be rude, never asked about it. That's why I have zero problems with a high body count. I just have problems with it being in the triple digits since it's risky. Also, i don't really care if you insult me. You're just someone on the internet + you have BNP pfp

[@SquishySenpai]

14:10 Have you tried asking? Every hotel I've been to either had a wash room, would wash them for you at no fee, or had a deal with another hotel next door or across the street where you could go there and use their facilities. Also, truck stops. Most have wash rooms and no one will shoot you

[@thecluckster3908]

6:32 I saw the red hair first. It stands out the most

[@candyghost1009]

In the "comment the first thing you saw" I saw the girl first because of how bright she is. She just stands out! Especially the hair!

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

2:06 Bonus Points if you use the cut/break resistant Zip Ties that have a metal cable in the center of them... It's NOT Vandalism or Destruction of Property if you don't scratch or dent the door with the cart... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@Boricua1011]

The first thing I noticed was the reverse flash walking in public with a white walker

[@dTaoro]

8:56 My Demons by Starset. I spent YEARS having the last part of the chorus popping in my head from time to time until I finally found it after KZbin recommended it to me on a FOB song