r/Therewasanattempt | accidentally created the sun.

[@AmazingAutist]

17:02 Fuggin' "when you breathe you're not actually breathing, you're just inhaling and exhaling!"

[@xpgaming3156]

10:16 Regardless of how it was advertised, it is still illegal in Sweden to deny someone a good or service based on a quality they cannot control like race, ethnicity, sex or gender. Making exceptions for this law could set a dangerous precedent that it is okay to discriminate against certain groups so long as it is culturally accepted. So yes, they did commit a crime, and they did need to be treated as such Edit: wrong country

[@the_expidition427]

Despite the country being Sweden discrimination based on sex is barred

[@xpgaming3156]

@@the_expidition427 oh

[@me-myself-i787]

Well, there's nothing wrong with options. Some women will prefer men-free music festivals, some men will prefer woman-free ones, and some people will prefer integrated ones. The existence of man-free music festivals doesn't prevent men from attending integrated ones. And shutting down certain music festivals, reducing options, helps no-one. Discrimination laws are stupid.

[@xpgaming3156]

@@me-myself-i787 I'm sorry, but anti-discrimination laws play a key part in creating a more inclusive society. Without them, you would still be finding "whites only" signs all over the southern USA. These "options" can and will serve to help create a less cohesive social structure where it is easier for minorities to find themselves at the bottom for the fault of being born "wrong" way

[@kewoshk]

Sweden already discriminates against Muslims, no country is perfect

[@alexistavia6041]

My brother actually cooked a potato like that. He put it in the microwave WITH TINFOIL WRAPPED AROUND IT. The microwave caught fire and all he did was open the front door and windows. Nothing else. When Dad and i got home we had to throw away the microwave and dispose of the burning potato. This was the first microwave he killed, but not his last. He isnt trusted in the kitchen very often, now. I think i still have pictures.

[@the_Lime]

When I was younger I set 1 microwave 1 fire and 1 almost. 1 time I wanted lunch and we had some kind of buns with meat. Now, I read it needed like 10 minutes in a preheated oven, so my dumb ass thought well a microwave doesn't need to be preheated so I'll put it in there for 10 mins... It was on fire and my mom put it outside to burn out, that thing was done... Now the other story, me and my friend wanted Easter eggs and not "regular chocolate" so we made Easter egg shapes from tinfoil and went to melt chocolate on the microwave with them, well you know where it goes from there...

[@paperstrawsYT]

I remember when I was like 3 and my brother was 8 he tried to microwave popcorn. Let's just say I remember vividly when he opened the microwave door and tons of smoke came billowing out…

[@hereisaword]

i made my microwave explode like a week ago

[@yuppi3495]

our just exploded too. Funny thing was, it was completely spontaneous. it was just a box of pizza. no staples, no metal or anything, so it should've been fine.

[@the_Lime]

A whole box of pizza? Box included? Maybe I'm imagining the wrong kind of box, but that doesn't sound like a good idea at all

[@Shabowdiadlo]

Man, it's wild hearing Damiens voice again on this channel, but it's always welcomed!

[@4kleidisc]

why?

[@dotwebp]

@@4kleidisc He was gone for a while, I think he quit or something (not sure) but he’s back now!

[@jmatt440]

@@dotwebp Damien will never escape from EmKay.

[@CelestialHart]

Nature is healing.

[@davidlionheart2438]

Especially when he uses it to approve of discrimination.

[@maximumillian]

13:22 anyone else think of the John Mullaney thing? "If you're comparing the "badness" of 2 words, and you're not even saying one of them, they're not the same"

[@Yuruble]

13:40 - when comparing 2 words, if you can't actually say one of them, than that is the worse one.

[@-themightymittens-]

13:29 If you're trying to say one slur is the equivalent of another, but being unable to say the other due to it being a slur, they're not comparable.

[@Stepharn24101]

Came here looking for this thanks, john mulaney

[@Abigblueworld]

This makes no sense wtf

[@Stepharn24101]

@@Abigblueworld its a reference

[@Abigblueworld]

Ok@@itsdorianrae

[@AzureKyle]

@@Abigblueworld It's basically saying if you're trying to compare two words as equals, like the guy was trying to compare boomer to the N word, and you are saying one but not the other, then they're not really equal, and the one you won't say is the worse word. So the N word is worse than boomer because people (especially the guy comparing them) are perfectly fine saying boomer all the time, but most people won't ever say the N word.

[@Mathilde_Bruhn]

0:47 Also interesting that the cop is standing in front of the "transparency" sign; he's literally covering up

[@me-myself-i787]

6:40 They probably thought Coke was testing them and would sue them if they didn't notify them and accepted the secrets.

[@weberman173]

more likely that Pepsi has no use for the formular. A) they make different products, yes they booth make "cola" but with different target demographics and people who drink it for what it tastes NOW. Someone who likes to drink pepsi would not be happy if it suddenyl tastes like coke, and someone who already drinks coke would be unlikely to swap to pepsi. B) Pepsi could NOT really use the formular even IF they decided ti was worth the loss of costumer retention potentially. The Coca Cola Company would notice and investigate the Loss of trust, and legal fees and fines would NOT be worth it for Pepsi. C) its to ensure that IF something similiar happens from Pepsis side, that the chances are high it also gets reported.

[@sparrowflyaway]

14:45 people who criticise menial jobs like collecting garbage forget how much of a LITERAL GARBAGE DUMP their own houses would be if nobody was doing those jobs. Be thankful to the garbage men and the janitors and the street sweepers, they keep the world clean and tidy for us all to enjoy.

[@AllEyezOnDavid07]

He looked like a nice guy

[@christopherm4739]

French Garbage collectors went on strike and iirc Paris started looked like a literal garbage dump.

[@r0bfleming]

For the benefit of younger viewers who may not be aware of Pink Floyd, the bloke 07:35 shouting "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding" at the vegans, is quoting from the album The Wall.

[@davidhommel6426]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

[@erinmalone2669]

These kids today don’t know their history. They are just another brick in the wall.

[@Nova-bv5qb]

Thank you

[@CIoudStriker]

Jesus' favorite gun absolutely WOULD be a nailgun because he was *A CARPENTER.*

[@ej8476]

AKA what Damian should've said, lol

[@anthonybenci9035]

@@AbigblueworldJesus existed

[@funnymannotfunny]

@@Abigblueworldregardless of his status, Jesus was in fact a proven person to exist, although the things he has been said to do are debatable.

[@Iwearcrocs223]

@@anthonybenci9035 nuh uh :3

[@AzureKyle]

@@AbigblueworldActually, most atheists read more of the bible than actual Christians. There's a lot of fucked up shit in there that many people choose to ignore or don't ever know about, because people pick and choose what they worship from the bible.

[@ScarfmonsterWR]

7:55 Now I can't unsee the guy holding the steak and screaming "THE POWER OF BEEF COMPELS YOU" inside the restaurant

[@IkeFanBoy64]

A cross made out of steak

[@Captaincory1]

The fact that he quoted a Pink Floyd song gets me though

[@m9l0m6nmelkior7]

@@Captaincory1 yeah for real 😳 "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"

[@silentshadow9983]

“PURGE IN HOLY GREASE HERETIC!” - space marine chef

[@nathanschmitt2457]

17:47 I see a teacher who can’t read, and I see a teacher who needs to be fired.

[@JamesFromTexas]

14:35 look at his legs! Barkley got wrecked! Poor guy.

[@sillymiasi]

I love seeing Damien in some of their newer videos! He was my favorite VA for videos before and I was really sad when he left the group. Welcome back :D

[@kiralana324]

"boomer = the N-word" if we're comparing how bad a word is and you won't say one of them, that's the worse word, -Chad Daniels

[@Sylfa]

Only a boomer can call another boomer boomer

[@kiralana324]

@@Sylfa fun story, I was born 1991, and "boomer" is the longest generation (= 50 years) making boomers the only generation that covers 2 numerical generations

[@Sylfa]

@@kiralana324 It was a reference to a Tim Minchin song

[@JadianRadiator]

18:40 They're correct though. Nail guns are primarily for construction. And the kinds of guns GOP Teens was talking about are primarily un-aliving people. As such, nail guns are the only guns Jesus would realistically use.

[@theexchipmunk]

Hell, especially Jesus, as them man literally was a carpenter. This literally can be taken completely serious.

[@DefyReality-ll2cg]

He would probably use a glue gun as well.

[@Sylfa]

@@DefyReality-ll2cg I imagine a carpenter would find both useful, and certainly way more useful than a weapon that *at best* could be used as an awfully clumsy and dangerous hammer. At best!

[@theexchipmunk]

@@DefyReality-ll2cg And a hot air gun.

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Jesus was a carpenter and a pacifist. He would have absolutely hated any kind of gun except a nail gun, which he would have been obsessed with.

[@andrewollmann304]

I don’t know….Jesus kinda had a bad experience with nails when he was crucified.

[@MasterCookies]

@@andrewollmann304 As if that would make a carpenter hate the wood.

[@silentshadow9983]

@@andrewollmann304I don’t know maybe or maybe he views it as his greatest moment, the day where he laid down his life to free man-kind from the chains of sin. We won’t know until the day we eventually join him.

[@YoMama_Said]

He was not and is not a pacifist. He killed plenty of people in the OT.

[@CaptainSpycrab]

@@YoMama_Said He wasn't _in_ the old testament. What bible have you been smoking?

[@8lackmore]

0:02 I’m a professional potato cooker and I can tell you he burnt the potato a little too much (just a little)

[@SuperBootsTheDog]

Seems a bit undercooked to me but I ain’t a professional

[@sinkingpotatosalad]

@@SuperBootsTheDog it's been cooked backwards. needs to be heated up to fix the fabric

[@StarFroggo]

No, he didn't cook it enough yet, he's got to have it melt the floor first, but if it turns to ash, that's when its burnt.

[@mr.textwall5327]

​@@StarFroggoyes, that would be international culinary standard for roasted potato - "thermite" readiness. Though "hot plasma" is my personal favourite.

[@fiery_gamerz]

He needs to set the temparature to the negative of the EXACT degree he cooked the potato to uncook the potato

[@Navoii.]

18:45 he was a carpenter, it was clearly about that

[@Sylfa]

To be fair, I imagine they were appalled at anyone not loving weapons as much as them and felt persecuted. It literally had nothing to do with anything else.

[@SonicSuper1992]

6:45 "took him to the soda dungeon" for no reason at all, just made me think of the Chuckola Cola boss room from Mario & Luigi, where Popple and Bowser were literally chained up in hanging barrels, before getting sent flying by the sheer might of finely-aged soda.

[@Pennali]

Was hoping to find a comment on this. There's a game on steam and mobile called soda dungeon, it's a good game!

[@eclipseshadowxzentari6646]

Nah the guy got it right pi is 3.14 not 2.14

[@AzureKyle]

That's the point. He attempted to correct, but was wrong.

[@Wolfsschamane]

@@AzureKyle I don't think so, when they go for that angle there will be a follow up comment stomping on the guy trying to correct. This looks like the people selecting the comment did not know pi either.

[@AzureKyle]

@@Wolfsschamane Not always, plenty just leave it at the confidently incorrect post, instead of calling them out. Especially with something as well known as pi, it makes it pretty obvious.

[@jimwormmaster]

6:42: Probably because if they acted on said trade secrets, it would get Pepsi in a boatload of legal trouble, no matter where the secrets came from.

[@marcopohl4875]

13:47 imagine complaining about "young people being easily offended" all day, then saying this unironically XD

[@abbycollins]

5:08 to be honest, as someone whose mom worked in middle school, and had to oversee assemblies that were nuts, don’t take pictures with middle school students. They are unhinged.

[@jet__girl]

You could destroy the One Ring in that potato.

[@Sylfa]

If only they knew, would have saved them a terrible trip and a disheartening return to the Shire.

[@jennawolfmusic]

oh hi I think I follow you on twitter fancy seeing you here

[@top_banananaplays]

Thats not a potato, its the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

[@paradiseoctagon21794]

"if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding" He's trying to tear down those restaraunt walls.

[@MatsLindgrenMusic]

0:53 "Si-Sir! I - I see something! It's slowly coming this way!"

[@0zryn]

0:44 is quite accurate to the American justice system

[@1985toyotacamry]

I agree with you on that

[@Cwasaughnt]

True

[@Cinnaschticks]

Agreed. Love how easily it can ruin lives by lying or hiding evidence. Makes me feel very safe. Love it here. 🫠

[@TheDMan2003]

12:45 “I can see Squidward’s house from up here! And he’s not wearing any pants! Oh, wait, he never wears pants.” - Patrick Star

[@SirAsdf]

6:36 More like because willing accepting corporate secrets from a rival company's disgruntled employee would open them up to a lawsuit from Coke and criminal charges.

[@saucevc8353]

12:04 Literally 1984. No, I'm serious. This is exactly what happens in the book.

[@me-myself-i787]

Chocolate ration: 30g "We've increased the chocolate ration to 20g!" Everyone celebrates

[@Sylfa]

You got to love when people use 1984 as inspiration…

[@doctorunreal2703]

2:20 the guy did the math pi equals 3.14159 in short which when rounded to the second decimal then added to 26.86 equal $30 and 0 cents

[@DaveYognaut]

I was gonna say. It's the corrector that got it wrong, unless there's some mathematical shenanigans there that I don't know about

[@Null-value]

12:51 oh god i didn’t realize the orange was an _improvement_

[@Blue_spy1]

My man is an Opalompa

[@Null-value]

@@Blue_spy1 I feel that is an insult to the Oompa Loompas (but you’re right)

[@purple4216]

14:09 the buns look like "The human face disease" from "Tian Guan Ci Fu" (English name "Heaven Official's Blessing") by MXTX

[@americanpride5540]

10:34 so much for equality, at least Emkay outed himself as a simp.

[@Ilovewashers]

14:30 it's a real life version of a scene Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

[@taitano12]

14:20 is supposed to be about the resurgence of the ancient tradition of full body tattoos. I don't know if the original artist was trying to make a point, but the image really does not convey any profound message.

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Every day we learn more about the voicemen of emkay. For example today it turns out Damien has an internal spine.

[@BierBart12]

Can't wait to learn about the others' external spine

[@peaceindarkness00]

For anyone wondering, the "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding" is a reference to Pink Floyd's The Wall :)

[@cnlpeterson1182]

YESSSSS I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO NOTICE!!!

[@theexchipmunk]

That explains so much.

[@kikicassini209]

YOOOOOU! YES YOU! STAND STILL LADDIE!!!!

[@AlexVeridyTLW]

0:18 the fact that they told us the complete opposite of the truth with that sign (well, according to my knowledge of what the word yeet means)

[@AzureKyle]

Exactly. You're more likely to get yeeted if you don't buckle up.

[@kev1n608]

1:29 man inflation really is getting bad nowadays

[@ZenoSsj4Hero]

It’s not gouda

[@2groovey]

@14:00 As a Berserk fan, My first thought was OH GOOD LORD! They made Behelit Biscuits!

[@vwars23]

2:34 Bro made the most diabolical, villain-like laugh lmfao

[@AmazingAutist]

9:54 *Damien.* Imagine a concert advertising itself to be "woman-free" or "man only." It would be discrimination without hesitation because they are Banning people for their sex and gender. If you reverse it, it's still the same concept - barring injury for someone based on their sex and gender, the things that are Beyond someone's control. It's not a changing room, it's a concert. It's discrimination. If this seems silly to you, then it must be equally silly for women to be discriminated against by being barred from participating in events based on the fact that they are women.

[@SparklyGore]

Replying for the algorithm

[@julibeanbag]

I agree that it’s silly, but I think the point was that there’s high levels of sexual assault at music festivals. Yes, men experience sexual assault too (usually by other men, statistically). I personally wouldn’t be offended by a “male only” event. Its a one off thing, I think it’s different from systemic discrimination. But yes I agree it’s kind of silly, but I understand the reasoning behind it.

[@AmazingAutist]

@@julibeanbag discrimination is still discrimination whether it is systemic or not. The issue of sexual assault is prevalent throughout Society but it is not so simple as just Banning someone because of factors beyond their control. Things like heightened security and campaigns to watch out for these things helps lower the instances of sexual assault along with a police presence. But this was not advertised as a way for women to be safe, nor is it likely that safety was ever on the mind. Like that restaurant that would charge men more for a meal then they would women, it's just discrimination. From my community, there is a huge problem where black people are very racist towards asians, Hispanics and white people but refused to acknowledge their racism because it's not systemic racism. "It's called prejudice, not racism" which 1. Is extremely gross to acknowledge that you are prejudiced against someone for factors beyond their control and you are just fine with it, and 2. Prejudice _based on race or ethnicity _*_IS_*_ racism!_ The same with sexism. Just because it's not systemic, does not make it not what it is.

[@julibeanbag]

@@AmazingAutist I said I agree, I just think that was the idea behind it

[@Sylfa]

@@julibeanbag If I recall correctly most people pretty much said: I get it, and women should absolutely feel safe during a music festival. It's just that their attempt at solving the problem wound up being a crime. But it wasn't much of a backlash situation, it was simply deemed to be illegal to try to solve the issue in that way. I mean, if people don't feel safe at a festival then that's a result of not enough security and not taking concerns seriously. They also could have had nearly the exact same result by simply putting up some rules of conduct that forbids touching, asking for numbers, and similar. Then just throw out the people who were creating a disturbance. Most who attended would be either women or allies in that case, with a heavy emphasis of female presenting people.

[@kristymurphy9361]

12:40 You missed the fact that it's 2 sets of mannequin legs being used for the display. There are 4 feet coming out of the bottom of the pants.

[@TiborSchmidt-m9n]

1:10 deflated cat

[@dragonpjb]

As a carpenter Jesus would probably LOVE nail guns.

[@renakunisaki]

I nearly choked on one of those mozza sticks. Was panicking until I realized the cheese was still attached to the stick and I could pull it right back out. lmao

[@pronktato1914]

I cant tell if you were being sarcastic, but at 2:42 the maths is incorrect. Pi is 3.14, therefore the person did tip pi. And now i want to eat pie.

[@Mr.Egg5253]

At 6:12 it could have said "from kris pringle"

[@kaitlinwhite4918]

Wait, all my life I've been told pi is 3.14 so dude who tipped pi is correct according to the 14+ people who taught me/helped me with math in school. The comment on the original picture annoys me almost as much as people misusing or misunderstanding pemdas (the basic order of operations we learn in like 6th grade in the us)

[@mdb45424]

That was kinda the joke if it was the joke.

[@kaitlinwhite4918]

@@mdb45424 the wording would imply they are trying to correct the person. thank you for your input, it does give me a different perspective to think about.

[@hey-zl4kh]

@@kaitlinwhite4918 the post was shared because of how confidently incorrect the 2.14 statement was. pi is absolutely ~3.14

[@kaitlinwhite4918]

@@hey-zl4kh but this is on "there was an attempt" implying the opposite unless it's there was an attempt to correct someone.

[@AzureKyle]

@@kaitlinwhite4918Yeah, the attempt was attempting to correct the tipper, but because the person correcting was wrong, and the tipper was right, the attempt failed. Hence, r/therewasanattempt.

[@WilburJaywright]

1:17 what you really should do is make soup in an air fryer, or a milkshake. I heard some nerd saying you could make French fries in one, lol 🤣

[@Kaneanite]

I do wonder who Sunny D was replying to at 16:47, but i guess we'll never know since they had their name hidden...

[@andrewollmann304]

0:29 There is a way this could have worked. “Buckle up if you don’t totes want to be yeeted.” Cringy? Yes…but at least it’s sensical.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

I mean, the guy who rage-posted about the Pringles wasn't wrong..

[@Sylfa]

But he wasn't right either…

[@silentshadow9983]

@@Sylfano he was definitely right, he just got too aggressive about it.

[@erinmalone2669]

He was absolutely right. They left those great puns on the table. The marketing department should be re-organized. Merry Pringles is stupid.

[@allstarsrgone]

I genuinely love it when my favourite album is quoted, not so much when its by a guy ‘dual wielding’ steaks

[@ravenlorans]

12:00 Peel the Sticker OFF Before you bring it to the Counter! DUH!

[@ChaosBlitzBeta]

1:23 The Cheesy Pillow

[@gman1515]

Woman free music festival, (insert race here) free music festival, elderly free music festival, trans free music festival. Just replace the word man and the descrimination isnt in question. I understand the importance of having a space for people you identify with, but a gay bar will still serve a straight person, or a bi person, or whoever. So long as you respect the people who the space is there for and your mere presence isnt in some way disruptive to the function (like having a kid in a nightclub) then yeah, anyone should be welcome at an event.

[@Yuruble]

11:20 - I reported a hit & run at a McDonalds. I was in the drive-thru, & someone hit the back of a car & drove off. Sir, there are cameras. They would have seen you anyways.

[@LobsterIrlReal]

Fun thing is, i share a server with the person who made that baked potato. he’s also done it with a salmon, corn on the cob, cookies, and chicken nuggets.

[@Sylfa]

Feels like a pattern… Was it intentional?

[@Benshaus]

Good hearing Damien again, he's the reason I subbed.

[@mr.whocares8787]

3:30 okay but how about this: its done on purpose so you focus him and stop looking for the ACTUALLY disguised cops?

[@gamer708886]

18:42 No, that makes sense as he was carpenter. O-O

[@ElPouakomemes79]

"If you dont eat your meat , you can't have any pudding" is a sentence from the video clip : Pink Floyd - Another brick on the wall

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

12:30 Heal-The-Pain Harold

[@maxellaroe]

18:47 I was gonna say a nail gun probably still would be his favorite because he was literally a carpenter.

[@AllEyezOnDavid07]

15:35 Best moment

[@table2.0]

7:25 there was an attempt to describe photosynthesis: “the sun’s nutrients” Honey, you know why plants grow in soil with water, right..? The nutrients come from the dirt around them through the roots, the energy to use them to grow comes from the sun to start a chemical reaction using the food from the ground lmao

[@Yuruble]

15:00 -society would be overun if garage men went on strike.

[@AvengedArsonist]

Guy waited his whole life to have people attempt to correct him because they apparently don't know the value of pi.

[@chimchar87]

2:13 Can’t of Diet Coke

[@TheGs4_4449]

Day [INSERT DATE HERE] of asking for r/trainmemes

[@TSSmith]

*sigh* I hate how the trend of this got started by the Drew Durnil community

[@legendaghost]

​@@TSSmith😂

[@top_banananaplays]

I like trains

[@jdjhhfhh]

@@top_banananaplayswait… dont like trains

[@TheGs4_4449]

@@jdjhhfhh if you don’t like trains that’s fine, but we think trains are cool

[@markdavis5893]

The baked potato needs a few more mins extra crispy

[@dominicmanester8125]

I'm so conflicted on the 'men free' festival. Personally, I think people should be able to run whatever kind of event they want and choose who can or can't participate based on any criteria. At the same time, you know those same people would lose their damn minds if a 'women free' festival was thrown.

[@AzureKyle]

Of course, because extremists are hypocrites. They only want to be treated as equals when it benefits them, and then given preferential treatment when it doesn't.

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

It shouldn’t ever be legal to discriminate based on sex, race, religion, or anything like that. It sets a VERY dangerous precedent for what can be allowed

[@gman1515]

A gay bar will still serve a straight person, even though it's specifically a safe and open space for gay people. The important part is that the straight person respects the fact that they are occupying a gay space. Same standards should apply to a women's music festival.

[@kuronverz2793]

If I have to change the group which is discriminated for you to notice that it's wrong. You're the problem. Imagine a Concert which advertises itself as no POC allowed

[@a-k-mosa]

It's all about phrasing. I have seen tons of women-only gatherings. That is acceptable since it is not discriminatory against anyone, however a "man-free" festival is definitely discriminatory against men.

[@Phoenix_Skel]

That ain’t a baked potato, thats a fresh meteorite

[@mormornie]

omg @ 18:19 - it would be the ONE opportunity to go "oh thanks, I've been looking for it for 2 years! but what about yours? :)"

[@IkeFanBoy64]

5:33 This was stupid funny to me.

[@wolf-mw6cf]

7:45 bro looks like he’d dual weld a fish

[@cyndaquil1433]

Maybe a swordfish

[@minecraftperson8412]

9:46 *Femboys:* Now this looks like a job for me

[@Luna_Moon_Light]

18:16 "hey mom I found my license"

[@bluestreaker9242]

18:35 Wait, why was he blocked? It makes the most sense. Don't people know...? Jesus was a carpenter. XD

[@theexchipmunk]

Considering what these people say is written in the Bible, and what is actually written in the Bible? I doubt many of them ever opened one at all, or came closer to it than sitting in the pews of their cult church while it was on the altar in the first place.

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@theexchipmunk Not to mention there's far more than just one Bible. Though, in all fairness, what IS written is either written by opportunistic douche-hats, or people genuinely trying to teach good morals to live by, but either way has gone through so many translations and transliterations due in no small part to the fact that the original texts were written in a language no longer practiced. Would love to hear what most people think the original Christian symbol was, because I can tell you right now, it wasn't the cross (as a funny aside, the upside-down cross didn't start out as a symbol of Satanism and has a more respectable origin from my understanding ;3). Also for everyone who thinks Jesus was a Christian and a White dude, boy have I got some news... XD

[@Sylfa]

They felt persecuted because someone didn't love weapons as much as they did, they needed to restore their safety bubble and go back to their safe space…

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@Sylfa No I know, it's just you'd think Christians would know Jesus was a carpenter: his favorite gun being a nail-gun would make the most sense. X3

[@cyndaquil1433]

When I used to go to church as a child I was one of those kids who barely payed attention. Also since the Christian figure known as Jesus was said to be a carpenter wouldn’t that mean he knew how to carve stuff with the needed hand tools?

[@seiun7833]

17:58 I haven’t watched it personally, but according to the reviews on that trial documentary (if I’m thinking of the right one) the documentary is horribly biased towards one side, so it might not be the best source to watch…

[@jakobmcalister7996]

6:48 I’m sorry … THE WHAT!?!?

[@Abigblueworld]

I wish Emkay did more r/Softwaregore and r/Youngpeopleyoutube, because those are the funniest.

[@Graytail]

18:48 And it would be as a carpenter's son too

[@elijahcandage]

19:56 As a geography nerd, I am genuinely offended. Do they not know there's only two Mexican countries?

[@hunterdragon7210]

Two?

[@elijahcandage]

@@hunterdragon7210 It's a joke. There is obviously only one country called Mexico. But in the video they mentioned three Mexican countries, and I was sarcastically playing into the joke.

[@hunterdragon7210]

@@elijahcandage a ok sorry

[@-themightymittens-]

6:00 the guy on the left looks miserable XD

[@JarahKnuckey]

4:35 I would literally quit on the spot if that happened to me.

[@elizasummers4398]

Technically speaking you could survive off of nothing but sweet potatos and spinach. Though to hit your daily mineral intake you have to eat 30 potatoes per day

[@cnlpeterson1182]

Challenge accepted

[@Sylfa]

That story keeps being misquoted anyway. The problem was that she spiraled psychologically in the end and only ate one type of fruit for a very long time before she died. Although I suppose technically I shouldn't psychoanalyse her, but it seems unlikely she was of sound mind when she decided to eat only a single fruit despite getting more and more ill. Think it was Durian fruits she ate. Restricting your diet and ensuring you don't miss what you need can be tricky, but it's generally doable if you really want to, but restricting it down to a single item is going to be the death of you, simple as that.

[@isthatrubble]

unfortunately for her, neither of those things are a tropical fruit - going on a plants only diet (beyond veganism, not even things like bread) is possible if managed correctly, although probably not optimal without taking supplements etc, but only eating fruit let alone only a tiny subsection of fruits isn't sustainable.

[@doggodude7]

Philosophy was invented in the 6th century BC People at the beginning of the 6th century BC: 1:49

[@sourisvoleur4854]

1:35 did he take the cheese (so called) out of the wrapper?

[@stormgaminggg]

grilled cheese looked like one of those spicy pillows on the r/spicypillows subreddit

[@beeame]

2:30 original math was correct

[@drakonova4711]

Dude I was so confused I'm like wait a minute is it P 3.14 set the total would be correct I thought that was a straight Mandela effect

[@WilburJaywright]

6:10 DAMIEN, you did a _perfect_ evil big bully bald guy with face stubble cartoon character voice here. IDK what that would be cool for, but 👨‍🍳👌.

[@duckerdoo]

18:36 Wasn't Jesus a carpenter?

[@GhostBear3067]

Who worked with nothing but hand tools, he would have thought a nail gun was amazing!

[@rubensf7780]

How was he just ok with the festival literally excluding and discriminating an entire gender for no reason? Like wtf that wasn’t someone trying to insert themselves into a festival it was illegal discrimination Other than that it was a great video and Damien is a fantastic narrator

[@rustleancar131]

he isnt, it jsut generates engagement gotta respect the grind but morally? not really

[@isthatrubble]

I assume because he thought the festival should qualify for a legal exception due to it being for only women being part of its core function - like if half a swimming pool's male cleaners quit within a month, it's generally accepted that it should be legal for the pool to try to hire specifically male cleaners so they have enough staff to keep the men's change rooms clean. or that it should be legal for a company that builds and installs staircases to refuse to hire a full time wheelchair user as an installer. I feel like there is definitely a way to run a music festival just for women that does not allow men to fit into that kind of reasonable legal exception. but there's also probably ways to run it that don't, and I suppose they missed the mark. or maybe such legal exceptions don't exist there. personally I would rather go to a music festival with a high ratio of security and attendee support/management personnel to attendees than to go to a women-only festival that still had too many opportunities for predators and assholes to do bad stuff and not get caught or face serious consequences. I'd rather be at a festival for feminists that included male feminists than an all-female festival that ultra-conservative/traditional women were welcomed. but I also haven't been groped, assaulted, raped etc by men or discriminated against for my gender in a serious way - I'm probably not the target audience for this kind of event. there probably are a lot of women out there who have had many awful things done to them by men and could never actually feel safe and enjoy themselves at an-all genders festival because of their past experiences and trauma.