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[@mageofchaos]

An excellent reminder that what boomer humor is known for is just a stereotype and people of all ages can be good people

[@djayden4661]

I hate newborns

[@vidarmartinsen2813]

@@djayden4661 same they ugly asf bro

[@Nooy_]

Except people born on the 29th of February

[@preaper4904]

@@djayden4661I love newborns

[@djayden4661]

@@preaper4904Excuse me

[@Davtwan]

“You herd me.” Damn, that was actually pretty good.

[@garrettferret5312]

I’m sitting in bed cramping (probably from chlorine poisoning) and this is a great way to get my mind off of it. Thanks EmKay! Edit a few days later: I did recover, I’m alright now. Thanks for all of your support!

[@enderpichugaming]

bro what happened

[@Nataniahuahu]

Huh??

[@zebadicaagain9735]

@@enderpichugamingchlorine

[@garrettferret5312]

@@zebadicaagain9735yeah. It sucks.

[@angerydestroyer]

Boi how TF did that even happen?

[@theoneguywiththeyoutubecha204]

5:12 The segway he's riding is a kid's segway that's enlarged so a human can ride it. A kid would push it around, the balls inside would pop and make noise, which would stimulate the child.

[@ectothermic]

I like that you said "a kid's segway that's enlarged so a human can ride it" which implies kids aren't human. And I vibe with that.

[@andrewollmann304]

There was a child’s tou made like that in the 60s. My grandma had one. It was designed to imitate a push mower. Just qith the addition of the plastic balls.

[@jamiethal1319]

@@andrewollmann304 please edit your comment

[@Ophalcharriz]

I had one. I loved it. I'm way to big now sadly.

[@theoneguywiththeyoutubecha204]

@@jamiethal1319 What’s wrong with it?

[@LinkingYellow]

2:05 "Oh your neck hurts? Let me stab your foot, and your neck won't bother you anymore" I heard this kind of joke all the time from my dad. It always annoyed me. Like he was saying I should get some perspective and stop worrying about smaller pain when it could be much worse.

[@lordfelidae4505]

I think it’s actually because an immediately sharper pain takes over the pain processes.

[@MusiciansRule07]

Damien's laugh can cure depression. Okay, not really but it helps. As for this subreddit, I absolutely love it. I'm sick of the 'I hate my wife, youths stupid and will ruin everything' type of Boomer humor. These memes are refreshing!

[@BroBruhthingsup]

These are the memes that even my grandma would laugh at, we just need to dig her up to show them to her.

[@Zachyshows]

You have the best anti-[x] profile picture ive ever seen

[@Dr.K.Wette_BE]

That is very good dark joke ! I'll tell it to my grandma ! ...on All Saints' Day... 😇 (better late than sorry)

[@ShyDigi]

​@@Zachyshowsas someone who uses nicotine, even i absolutely agree. Shits awful and nowhere near worth it.

[@lacucaracha111111]

7:21 A ...salt rifle

[@thespudlord686]

Ugh A joke so bad it's good

[@skoopdewoop]

5:20 I can explain this. Back when I was a wee lad, we had a toy that I now realize to be quite simple: A set of wheels on a handle, that caused a vertical pumping motion when the wheels turn. This pumping motion made a small piece of plastic in a container of little balls move, making the balls bounce around, creating fun noises and visuals. The joke is that this toy looked kinda like a segway.

[@Vladi_SpanosMotiv86]

Lmfao!

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

There was one of these at my grandma's house when I was little We used to call it the popcorn scooter

[@PhoebeSchmaltz-oj2ci]

Bouncy balls

[@andrewollmann304]

5:14 As someone who was born in 1990, I grew up with toys from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. The one on the right is a child’s toy. When you drag the toy by the handle, a mechanism connected to the wheels causes the yellow section of the bottom of the bubble to move up, which causes the balls ot fly into the air.

[@zabber67]

Yep, I had the same toy. Pretended it was a lawnmower 😁

[@wta1518]

I was born in the mid 2000s and I had one of those.

[@nickgrocki6323]

I want Damien to pronounce both "boomer" and "humor" the same way. Doesn't matter which, but I think it'd be better as boomer hoomer

[@Vladi_SpanosMotiv86]

He does. It comes off Canadiens. Lmfao

[@comradewindowsill4253]

or bjumer humor

[@pumkin610]

​​@@comradewindowsill4253byoomer hyoomer

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

Bamoor Hamoor

[@comicallylargerat7896]

For anyone wondering about the Batman Ozzy joke. Ozzy Osbourne was once notorious for biting the heads off of pigeons on stage. One night someone threw a live bay onstage so Ozzy but it’s head off while it was still alive. Man’s even got a plushie for it

[@ruimario.productions]

garry larson is easily the best source of boomer humor comics, almost every one is fantastic

[@jordanenby9734]

so true

[@rosiefay7283]

It's not all boomer hoomer, it's just funny.

[@Zachyshows]

​@@rosiefay7283bumor hoomer*

[@Takisan111]

Not sure what reawakened everyones interest in The Far Side, but this makes me happy. Gary Larson is a brilliant lunatic and his work deserves to be immortalized.

[@enchantedjamjar418]

Fully agree, it’s so good!

[@iamdb1990]

it's nice when Damien just laughs at some silly stuff

[@totalhydration5240]

"Noah starts chucking rabbits out by Day 42" They already emptied the boat two days prior, I'd be scared if he didn't throw the rabbits out by then.

[@MoleculesAndMinecraft]

Not quite. It only rained for 40 days, but the earth stayed flooded an additional 150 days. Between that and Noah taking time to figure out whether it was safe to exit the ark, it was about nine and a half months from the day Noah's family entered the ark to the day they left it.

[@totalhydration5240]

@@MoleculesAndMinecraft ah heck, I forgot about that part, my bad. chuck away then

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@totalhydration5240 just feed them to the carnivores?

[@MoleculesAndMinecraft]

@@comradewindowsill4253 I kinda wonder if the carnivores were actually carnivores before God said meat was okay to eat, or nah

[@thespudlord686]

@@MoleculesAndMinecraft If everything on earth was vegan then, they would be now

[@NewbinatorsRecycleBin]

Honestly, boomer jokes are hilarious 'cause of how clever they are.

[@PixelaGames2000]

Yeah I wish today’s humor was clever

[@toastedprocastinator]

same, back when humor didn't turn into a pile of abstracted mess and pov like stuff

[@NewbinatorsRecycleBin]

@@toastedprocastinator pov: memes are becoming less funny

[@toastedprocastinator]

@@NewbinatorsRecycleBin 🤯🤯🤯🥶🥶🥶💀☠💀☠💀😭🗿

[@NewbinatorsRecycleBin]

​@@toastedprocastinatorbro went through the five stages of grief with that comment

[@Just_a_commenter]

Come on Damien, you really think that they'd just yeet rabbits off the ark? That's a lot of rabbit stew you're missing out on! Look, I haven't had my breakfast yet, I've got hunger on the brain so cut me some slack. :v

[@shannonp1656]

You make a valid point. How else would the family be fed for the duration?

[@FFVison]

Ya know, the idea of even eating meat was not mentioned in the Bible until after Noah's family got off the ark.

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

Hello vore latias

[@SparDanger]

Hasenpfeffer time?

[@alexandersean4708]

They're actually mostly for the lions. They eat 3 rabbits per meal each, and the rabbits reproduce around 30 times a day, creating a steady stream of rabbits with PLENTY for everyone else! It's a VERY efficient system. (This is a joke, I say this because someone is going to take it seriously otherwise.)

[@humbleebumblee]

Love that people still keep these alive, always found these comics pretty cute and cheeky

[@mihaleben6051]

9:01 wrong! Six slices of pizza cuts less times, less pizza stuck on the cutter, less mass loss Im not a nerd. Yall just pizza inefficient.

[@taitano12]

Oh, dear lord. I've never had even the remotest urge to be a porch pirate. Now, all I want to do this fall is go out and steal a bunch of boxes, leaving the contents behind. My "package thief" outfit will be white-with-hearts boxer shorts(featuring blue "tire tracks"), a stained tank top, a John Deere truckers hat, and mismatched Converse with one sock. My disguise will be a dirty pair of tighty whiteys in place of a ski mask and a fake "boxer's ear".

[@FabbrizioPlays]

"What restaurant are you going to where I can get a vasectomy?" Rax.

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

"And they're in ghost jail, that means they got busted by the RIPD" is the best thing I've heard all week.

[@Real_Snorlax]

8:07 I'd unironically go to a rave if it was hosted by him. I bet his songs would go hard af

[@michaels.3709]

3:36 - My god, dude... I laughed *way* to hard at "get busted by the RIPD"! I was not expecting that and it got me. Edit: added a phrase

[@rasmusazu]

For anyone not old enough; Batmans nightmare about Ozzy is from Ozzy Osbourne biting the head of a bat at a concert. He claimed that he thought it was a toy, but it was a real bat that fell on the scene and the dude just bit its head off mid show.

[@Ofxzh]

For the rabbits on the Arc thing: how else do you think Noah fed the carnivores?

[@TheSpartan013]

The comics with Earl is from a long running newspaper comic called Pickles. It's one of my favorites

[@fundude6127]

Nah they did Robin dirty with that grandpa picture

[@iamprocrastination.9415]

0:26 they gotta feed all the carnivores on the ark, so this is an absolute win.

[@amyartlover]

According to my Christian coworker, God made all the animals not go after each other like predator and prey. I don't think that's how nature works...

[@sock2828]

Peak boomer humor is The Far Side. That comic is so good.

[@michealbounds550]

I never needed to hear the words; box-cutter vasectomy 😱

[@ironvulture2015]

8:20 ah nothing beats the humor of pickles

[@zabber67]

Thank you!! I was searching the comments trying to figure out what that comic was.

[@wta1518]

Only good boomer comic.

[@turboferret3582]

How else did you think Noah fed all those carnivores?

[@RenTheWren]

As much as I love Jack, Robin and Lexi, it's really good to have Damien back in the mix :)

[@CaptainMangles]

10:13 this is called Pickles and it's one of my favorite newspaper comics. Nowhere near as good as Calvin and Hobbes but it's really good too

[@kirbyleggington7205]

You know what? This is exactly what I needed. Not even today specifically, I'm just glad to have found this

[@astridwarrior9558]

DAMIEN IS BACK! I havent watched emkay in forever and the first one I watch in months is damien, for a second I thought it was old. WELCOME COME BACK DAMIEN!

[@JetDarkKnight44]

A good amount of these are from The Far Side comics, and I appreciate that

[@Danka42]

I love how Joey is a universally accepted term for a baby kangaroo ❤

[@Danka42]

@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 yeah but isn't it adorable? Imagine all baby dolphins were called "barbie" and it would just be something no one questions.

[@fruitbattery]

A few of these are comics by Gary Larson (The Far Side) and Dan Piraro (Bizarro). I've been reading them since I was a kid in the 90s 😊 pretty sure I recognize the style of some og the others as well, might have been guest artists in The Far Side magazines. Man, I'm gonna gave to go buy a comic after work, I miss these

[@aimelez_]

with all the bad news this week, i really needed this thank you

[@nefwaenre]

Having Damien back gives me immense happiness. ♥

[@sairuhbby]

My dog also deliberately shoves toys under the couch to get me on the floor to play with him

[@StopmotionSamurai]

The return of the king! Good to have ya back, Damien!

[@misscuttlefish]

Omg the Pickles comic is boomer humor done very right 😄

[@Avrysatos]

2:34 it’s a crappy job but someone has to do it.

[@doubleking7070]

You had that joke in the bag.

[@Avrysatos]

@@doubleking7070 They're just doing their doody. (I'm not a boomer, but my boomer dad does not do dad jokes so I have to because a life without dad jokes is a life only half lived.)

[@matthewboire6843]

Haha

[@Yuruble]

2:20 - I thought the volcano was speaking at first...

[@SirXer]

Good to hear you on the channel, Damien!

[@recessschedule3089]

the inclusion of Far Side kind of feels like cheating, it never misses tbh

[@qopparune]

0:47 did you know pigs are actually unable to sweat? When you see them in mud, they’re actually treating it like a pool.

[@qopparune]

@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 no, they can’t.

[@qopparune]

@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 are you sure it’s sweat

[@qopparune]

@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 you don’t see people talking about it

[@theodorebarton4256]

9:49 As a Brit I appreciate this joke

[@GogAClock]

ok

[@pumkin610]

I appreciate that you appreciate that joke.

[@coolrex69]

​​@@pumkin610I appreciate that you appreciate him appreciating that joke

[@mellowanimations7237]

So glad Damien is back.

[@liamjames5405]

4:08 the mcdonalds bathroom

[@douggieeeee]

as a grandma at heart i appreciate this subreddit dearly

[@mrman_4234]

10:19 yeah they're in the comics section of newspapers (I like to read the comics in art class)

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

DID DAMIEN JUST COME BACK???!! AM I DREAMING?!!!!!

[@JustYetAnotherHuman]

yes.

[@colinbrown3170]

But if possession is only ⁹/⅒ of the law , then I declare a mistrial.

[@Zachyshows]

That means 90 of the law??? 9÷(1÷10)

[@colinbrown3170]

@@Zachyshows actually I was referencing the coloqueal "possession is nine tenths of the law" which is to have or own , but used it as in the form of possession that ghosts and demons do. Sorry for any confusion.

[@gamesandglory1648]

@@colinbrown3170 that is not the issue, the correct would be 9/10, no 9/(1/10)

[@colinbrown3170]

@@gamesandglory1648 I know But my phone insists on changing what I type often.

[@biggierocc1935]

We're entering the golden age: Boomers understand self-deprecating humor now

[@manavudgirkar3345]

Its been a while since ive watched this channel... and hearing Damien's voice on this channel again feels great!

[@Hunterzar24]

3:43 based

[@CorruptedSpider]

bassed.

[@dawnmoore9122]

2:15 yeah I'm pretty sure that's acupuncture

[@manwithnopurpose]

Wait! Damien is back? Since when? And where did he go? I missed him so much!!

[@jamesroot2676]

nice video to watch while sleeping

[@FatalError404X]

“Geezers will erupt without warning” why and how did that get me so much lol

[@Weldedhodag]

10:36 to be fair, trying to read and hold a conversation at the same time is enough to drive someone insane.

[@TheChaosThatisMyMind]

This is basically dad jokes.

[@ninjaanimationstudio5876]

If you're extra hungry, don't slice it at all, because the more you cut the pizza, the more crumbs and cheese stick to the pizza knife and you lose food

[@mihaleben6051]

7:56 well, it is in the south if you travel for long enough.

[@Nonec3]

Heres how the horse can win:ask the cop if he can step to the right first and then walk a straight line

[@Pure_Skillz]

"Technically, an L is a straight line, there's just a 90 degree angle in it." My guy, that is the very definition of what classifies, a non-straight line.

[@catisyellen9877]

These are the comics that come with the daily newspaper. Omg I forgot about those! It was how I found out about Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes, and some other good ones.

[@calebgresch9604]

Every time you say "boomer", a part of my soul dies.

[@martinefrensoquigomez7835]

Pickles, that comic strip is called ngl, comic strip humor is my JAM

[@anubiswerelupe]

If the humor is good and the laughs are plenty, who cares if it is Boomer or Zoomer. Let's all just enjoy the joke and laugh together.

[@AiLoveAidoru]

I just call em online dad jokes

[@AiLoveAidoru]

Ah yes, good boomer humor. Otherwise known as Dad Jokes Online.

[@doubleking7070]

New emkay video dropped? Let’s go!

[@Eledore]

8:57 with 6 slices, he gets four. with 8 slices he gets six. (She only eats two slices because, she eats slower and loves him so gives away her last slice to him). (But she snack on the gifts he gave her earlier, tonight).

[@sonofsparda657]

im genuinely mad you said zeus was spittin bars (which he was, fair) but did not address the fact that he was literally quoting DOCTOR SEUSS, MAKING HIM DOCTOR ZEUS!

[@uncommon_frog]

Wonderful wholesome youtuber!! W Jakerton! Down with the Crustaceans!!

[@Camenye]

The last one Made me chuckle

[@Nevertoleave]

This is a nice break from the news

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

I'm very sick rn, this is nice

[@overtimechaos]

2:24 had this meme before, the caption was "early age acupuncture" or something along that line

[@bethb4432]

Damien even makes boomer humor work

[@FirebirdTalking]

"Welcome to Mcbollocks fast food and vasectomies. Where yesterday's loss is todays sauce"

[@operater3-1]

Why is that so funny 😂

[@Over0w0MeAmTheHotel]

Damien is BACK!

[@gsjohn25]

1:46 Where are they? In a Golf Club?

[@MortalOrder]

Literally had to pause the video during the Addams family one so I could show it to my mom

[@calixtatepes5225]

Damien laughing at his own jokes is my therapy

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Well, technically the knight does move in a straight line not a straight line forward or backward, but slightly diagonal lines are still straight. It's not an L because it never stops to change directions. In other words, all the knight needs to do is turn 22.5 degrees left or right before moving and he'll be fine.

[@joshslater2426]

In all honesty, Boomer humour is pretty funny. Anyone of any age can make a good joke.

[@harveyanimations8974]

13:09 this is drawn by the same artist that makes the ‘Marty Pants’ books.

[@RandomFandom_Ivana]

1:00 now that’s the best one!

[@andrewollmann304]

3:58 Other way around. The bass guitar is shaped like a bass.

[@SeaCheesez]

4:13 they replace them with chicken nuggies

[@HungerGamesFan88]

the comic with earl and his wife is called pickles i think, and it does get published in the paper

[@marioboi323]

I didn’t know Damien was back

[@uncle_iroh1495]

2:20 yes its accupuncture. its presure relief

[@alicewilloughby4318]

2:05 - Yes, I'm pretty sure it' about acupuncture. (Not sure if I spelled that right.) 6:38 - *GROOOOOAAAN!!!* 12:37 - This one took me a minute.