r/HFY -T.F.O.S

[@rachaelmadison8354]

Story number one reminds me of the list of things dr. bright is not allowed to do

[@genericname42]

Yup

[@sarahmeacheam7517]

Lol yes!

[@sorcererberoll4641]

He has achieve ascension

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

Damn you beat me at the comment

[@Allantitan]

Dr bright is definitely not allowed to do anything on this list

[@absolutegarbage3654]

"We do a little bit of trolling" -Humans

[@AgroSquerril]

do we ever actually stop?

[@absolutegarbage3654]

@@AgroSquerril " With this, we can now do *A LOOOTTA TROLLIN'* " -Humans after discovering FTL travel

[@AgroSquerril]

@@absolutegarbage3654 lol

[@NoobWonderWaffle]

You mean “we engage in at little tomfoolery”

[@dreadlindwyrm]

@@NoobWonderWaffle mild shenanigans

[@peekakuchu6878]

Damn... No mercy he fricked them aliens hard...FTA!

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA

[@dantreadwell7421]

Probably for the best it was an Engineer and not a Pyro. No one would have been able to understand him then.

[@Lukos0036]

If only humanity could follow it's own advice and treat each other with respect.

[@genericname42]

I love the first one it delights me

[@genericname42]

I read this one and thought first should I comment on it and man I should have said that. Then I looked at the name and .... realised I have made this comment

[@jaimehuizar6727]

The first one made me think the people who are the reason for laws are mostly likely engineers spesialy the death lazer

[@dantreadwell7421]

Oh come on!! Fireworks that size are just awesome!! Let us play!!

[@AgroSquerril]

everyone likes fireworks right?

[@erikmckoul2478]

It makes me think of the gender reveal party that shook 3 states.

[@butterham7]

steals antimatter and wins in court if we ever have a lot of antimatter anything im excepting this to happen

[@AgroSquerril]

lol true

[@nullpoint3346]

The existing laws pertaining to theft were created before anyone had the concept of standard baryonic matter, let alone any other form. Therefore, abnormal substances don't exist under the existing framework of these laws.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

@@nullpoint3346 Wouldn't abnormal substances be covered under the same laws regarding hazardous materials and fuel type substances? Theft of fuel is still theft weather it's coal, gasoline, or antimatter.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 hazardous materials, that'll cover it.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 My knowledge of laws varies in width and depth, with hills directly adjacent to bottomless pits. If I were to make a world mesh based on that image, the landscape would be inhospitable.

[@vedymin1]

"The answer....is a gun...and if that don't work....use more gun". :)

[@AgroSquerril]

seems legit

[@scotteggert9820]

OH, he was a Combat Engineer!

[@silvermoonlight4520]

It seems Dr. Bright got around

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

But I just got done with my death laser! Now what am I sopose to do?!

[@AgroSquerril]

make a bigger one?

[@wrath2501]

Put it on a small moon.

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

@@wrath2501 Uuuuuuggggg fine!

[@Inufan2005]

I find these lists of rules and regulations that are made because of Humans particularly entertaining. 😂

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@Sinyao]

A suspension bridge did what

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@contrafax]

"I am not that kind of engineer."

[@lebrick2849]

I think i'm incompatible with lawyers. Chapter 1.... all guilty. they know what they did.

[@iljastalberg5610]

N 4,5,6 .....I soooo see people actually doing it >_> XD

[@jeanannd]

1st story: LOL, funny but make you think and know THIS is WHY we have warnings like "Do not eat tide pods." 2nd story: He was the type of engineer that could save them from being destroyed by others. HE was THAT TYPE OF ENGINEER.

[@Caercutta30]

The intercourse thing. Oh the things I'm imagining!

[@wrath2501]

These are known as the Kirk laws.

[@judahschultz]

Three laws specifically for human “Funtime snu snu?!” WTF?!

[@arbiteramon]

I only hope, in my next life, 2 things happen, 1. I'm born in a time where humans have made contact with alien species, 2. I hope this video still exists to give me ideas for shenanigans.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Just can’t freaking stay out of trouble!!! 😂😂😂

[@greggwilliamson]

Story one. I swear I grew up with the people causing those rules!!

[@janthion3590]

They did what to a planet?

[@J0hnB09]

They stole it.

[@virtualatheist]

Lovemonkey defence... ROFL!!!

[@antonfowler6582]

" love monkey defence " ⁉️ 😂😂😂

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@merlinwizard1000]

71st, 7 September 2023

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@rosebloodwater13]

Only a brief list?🤣

[@chrstfer2452]

And food.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗❗

[@bobsterclause342]

Big butt nuke laser without radiation expanding overzealously instantaneously upon reaching the muzzle of the barrel that over blows up, in turn, the entire mountain, and doesn’t just blow it up, but melts it… and doesn’t just melt it but blows it up, over the absurd to the point of religiousness: enthusiast of the gork and mork of boom boom; the god of exploding and burning, and the god of burning and melting. I’m that kind of engineer? Sayin energy blast kind? Engineer: ………. …

[@Templarfreak]

what the fuck that man in the second story just committed [redacted]. holy shit.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F,T,A

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@sleeping2696]

The enemy is in thst direction. Yes sir. Removing thst direction

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm