r/HFY TFOS

This is part of a series : If you want to catch up then check out • Narrating HFY Pretty L...
Original Story :
/ oc_pretty_little_death...
NEW MERCH StORe , almost like a real youtuber : teespring.com/stores/asn-3
If You enjoyed consider leaving a Tip : www.paypal.me/agrosquerril
OR Patreon : / agrosquerrils
Greetings Ladies and Mentlegents and welcome to my channel where I like to make LEGAL Audiobooks of various types from web novels and short stories. If you are new to the channel then click on the information icon for the entire playlist to help get you up to current faster.
This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
As Always i hope you enjoy and can find some content on my channel you like. Feel free to recommend a series or a story and i will have a look into it.
Check Out the Podcasts!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
PodBean Channel : agrosquerrilnarrates.podbean....
Spotify Channel : open.spotify.com/show/01Xntbf...
Itunes Channel :
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
Stitcher Channel : www.stitcher.com/podcast/asn-...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Email : [e-mail]
Twitter : / agrosquerrils
Streamlabs : streamlabs.com/agrosquerrils
Discord : / discord
All Donation are welcome and much appreciated.
Thank you all for listening and your support.
This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
--------------------------------------------------------------
Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
--------------------------------------------------
Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
-------------
A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
-----------------
Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

[@EvilPaladin11]

"Fuck yeah! Aliens!" Arguably a highly wholesome response to being contacted by an alien UN.

[@samueltrusik3251]

Of course. Of course humans are immune to deadly poisoning.

[@Hellsong89]

*Australians.....

[@thenthson]

More or less. Humans grew up in space Australia.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@aaronsprakties292]

@@AgroSquerril yes

[@prussiankingdom1693]

Space Texastralia

[@olorinmagus4479]

you're forgetting that the chemist was actually from Australia, so this was basically Australia squared

[@thenthson]

@@olorinmagus4479 but do they chest hair shaved into the shape lf Australia?

[@FedralBI]

My friends used to make chili that I'm pretty sure could have dissolved stainless steel, and I'm certain would have violated numerous treaties against the use of chemical weapons. F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A.

[@shadowstalker130666]

ahhh, humans. we'll always find SOME way to alter our consciousness. i mean, alcohol predates bread. Lol.

[@StonedDragons]

Yeah, we have records of the distribution of grain in some of our earliest societies, for tax purposes of course, and something like 70% of their annual production would go into making beer and other alcoholic products.

[@neko-echo]

Wonder if bread was actually failed beer.....

[@coyoteseattle]

@@neko-echo From what I found researching the topic a while back, the current commonly accepted hypothesis is basically that someone made their flatbread dough with some beer instead of some of the water, and thus leavened bread was born. So, kinda?

[@truekurayami]

@@coyoteseattle Not sure about it being flatbread specifically, but Ancient Mesopotamian, settlements would intentionally leave some bread half baked so the yeast could still ferment the other ingredients they used as to produce beer. Though the overall process left the beer with a pulp of sorts from materials like regular grain or bread that hadn't completely broke down thus would drink it with something akin to a straw.

[@JAMBUILDER08]

Remember, that was mundane and simple flat bread, not the fluffy bread you may be used to today.

[@robertbemis9800]

I was expecting the tree was actually creating caffeine

[@Ryvaken]

I was thinking capsaicin.

[@jonahingram3496]

The second i heard Australia recognized the Ozzie accent i knew this was gonna be fun

[@johns9652]

1) The guy who decides to make the first ET ingredient intoxicant is named....Brewer. LOL 2) The Dhuzi (sp?) actually had a fairly wholesome and mild reaction, considering that it was a bodily excretion involved. Not sure I'd react to an ET making a drink out of my sweat by saying "Oh wow, I could produce more of this for you, I just have to work out more!". I mean I've heard of people licking certain frogs for hallucinogenic effects, but they're not sentient.

[@dylanneely91]

"Careful this stuff will mess you up" "Tell me more"😃

[@donaldscholand4617]

I once made salsa from horseradish root, ginger root, tamarind root, habinaro peppers, garlic and onions. I then made a gallon of wine from the juice left over. Not bad, but no psychedelic side effects observed.

[@calvingreene90]

But how does it mix with magic mushrooms?

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Forking great work as per usual, definitely worth the tine. 💯 would recommend!

[@peekakuchu6878]

Foolish tester Aussie FTA!!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@petercooper456]

We be humans you be booze

[@richardprzybylek5847]

Damned humans always looking for that next high lol

[@dmoran57]

"I'm smelling my emotions"

[@waynecampeau4566]

Ahhh! LSD hot sauce! :)

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"So basically, you get high off our 'sweat' and want to make a trade deal with us about it?" "Yup" *Hears cash register ringing*

[@Maeshalanadae]

Okay, who pulled Sandy up from Bikini Bottom?

[@najroe]

for the AlGoRiIThM and the narrator, THANKS for the great narration

[@AlanMyronPrivate]

Yup, that’s humanity for you. If we can lick a frog to get high, why wouldn’t we make tea out of a sapient alien plant?

[@alexanderrosario8569]

That scientists has to the most American or Irish man alive bc Making booze outta sapient plant alien poison has to be the greatest most American/Irish thing possible lmao

[@jeremywien2215]

Yes, we need more... for science

[@kurotsuki7427]

Ya, ok that sort of response to learning about a toxin makes sense.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@femun]

classic humans

[@trevtall1094]

A very entertaining story 😆

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@ChildOfSisyphus]

Lol...DrewBrew...

[@notyetdeleted6319]

Algorithms! Yeah

[@kaliban4758]

Leave it an australian to find a way to get drubk from a sentient planys toxin.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm

[@bobsterclause342]

Pretty little deathworlders kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU-_BhRGFVLEzG_IwFEbKT-Q

[@arakheno4051]

fta

[@lolzreaper2692]

Do you mean FTL (Faster Than Light)

[@arakheno4051]

@@lolzreaper2692 Fraid not, FTA = For the Algorithm, basically a note for Agro's channel. For each new listen, like and comment he gets 3 pts to his channel .. what does that mean? .. Well he makes a payout .. The Algorithm runs ads, and Utube makes money .. +3 pts for AS so he gets a pittance as well .. supports the guy

[@rainbowchaser73]

FTA 🎃

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️

[@merlinwizard1000]

55th, 23 October 2023