r/HFY TFOS

[@Messywildcat78]

Being a Native Texan, I can confirm the fact that guns are our security blanket and also feel more naked without a gun than without clothes.

[@carlfranz6805]

Nude: without clothing Naked: defenseless Good on you and Go Texas!

[@KevinSproul]

This is true. A Texan would sooner go out without pants than without a gun. Floridians are like that too... Except they like going out without pants.

[@ReverandSatan]

"I killed fiddy men," overheard from a diminutive human with an odd gait sometime after the encounter.

[@DragonJohn]

this also came to mind when hearing the story

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Haha loved the second story of course the Texan has loads of guns (I should know I’m Texan) give Americans and brits the chance to fight space nazis and we will be all over that shit

[@dragonriderabens9761]

When Americans and Brits can agree “fuck that guy” that guy had best reevaluate his entire life real quick He doesn’t have long left to do it

[@Lord_Lasagña]

MORE!! I feel my humanity coming back to me!!

[@calvingreene90]

Alien Invaders, trench coats, red and black color scheme... So I took that personally.

[@carlfranz6805]

"Ain't we Gucci"... LMAO

[@Gilhelmi]

Of course we can't fight space nazi's alone. We need to share the fun with others...... and if you don't invite the Texans, well that makes em' real mad at you....... besides, they have the bigger and funner guns.

[@grogvaughan5649]

"I'm very good at what I do and I do very bad things"

[@Finsterfeuer]

Like the storys but I kinda hoped that they would also have mentioned a german fighting space nazis. I believe many of us would like to have a chance to declare our feelings about our idiot forefathers to a space version of them. As a german I would think that to be very catartic.

[@prussiankingdom1693]

"Who gives a shit... they're nazis" -a nazi

[@grogvaughan5649]

💯 agree

[@johns9652]

There's a movie you might enjoy called "Iron Sky". Basically, it's about leftover WWII Germans with a secret base on the dark side of the moon. It's kinda campy, depending on your sense of humor, you might love it or hate it.

[@hydrogenone6866]

Technically the Alien isn't wrong about Mongel Hordes, they were Brutal!

[@richardhowells5804]

Come fight space nazis? Yup yup!

[@EvilPaladin11]

You don't want anymore details about that sentence?

[@daviddavids2884]

3:22 to a HEAD not heed

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@arakheno4051]

American ... Jim Beamed ... space nazis .. oh this will be fun..

[@AgroSquerril]

pew pew

[@grogvaughan5649]

14:12 "come get some"

[@leopersons2200]

great reading!!!!

[@SapphireTheDragon]

Who left a downvote? I just wanna "talk"

[@mackenziedrake]

Fight space Nasties? Feck yeah! I'll get the boys!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@123domo8]

I wonder what slumbering giants refer to??? Definitely cant be humans

[@jordantreydte8440]

Nah it’s definitely only the USA

[@123domo8]

What else could it be lol

[@GreenEaden]

🥰

[@davidholbrook6335]

I would like to hear the story of humans fighting space Nazi's it will be badass especially if the sub humans could pretend to be Duke nukem etc etc etc.

[@calvingreene90]

Killing has become boring.

[@Nomed38]

I suggest being more creative in your extinguishing of life then.

[@62forged]

✨️

[@scalycopperhead1674]

lmao congrats on that downvote, you're growing fast if you're already getting dislikes

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you , been getting them for a while on various vids :D

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@merlinwizard1000]

33rd, 3 July 2023

[@Kirsten2933]

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