r/HFY TFOS# 562 - Our first contact & Tradition (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@blueeyeswhitedragon9839
@blueeyeswhitedragon9839 7 ай бұрын
Written by some one who enjoys knives and knife collecting, and who knows a thing or two about forging a blade. Well done! This is my first scifi story that included a realistic component of my hobby. Thank you to all involved!!!
@silvadelshaladin
@silvadelshaladin 2 жыл бұрын
And on the next episode of Forged in Fire we have our first alien contestant. Give a warm welcome to Dathek.
@robertschumacher2707
@robertschumacher2707 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the two had landed in Texas? EVERYONE would have shot...
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
I think we all agree that either Florida or Texas who get the first alien kill, the Gurkha might get the melee kill on a alien though
@sherylcascadden4988
@sherylcascadden4988 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto for Arizona.
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын
Unlikely .. depends on when they land .. in broad daylight, well there are rules of hospitality here. Seeing a ship come down .. didn't attack or kill anyone, well, the rules apply, "How you folks doing? Care for some tea?" .. then things would get interesting :)
@enclaveofficerz3245
@enclaveofficerz3245 Жыл бұрын
@@arakheno4051 those fuckers were surveying our land for their colonists to see whether or not they would have to teraform our planet to be used. They likely saw us as no more than chickens to be slaughtered and thought dominance could be established by killing one of us. I say we should take them out of the equation before they get the chance.
@mikehenthorn1778
@mikehenthorn1778 Жыл бұрын
Land in the hill of PA or Ohio and shoot someone things are getting bad fast. Blood feuds are declared, guns and bows are fired, pictures are taken with the kills, moonshine is consumed, and the hogs are fed.
@nickolaswilcox425
@nickolaswilcox425 3 жыл бұрын
pattern welding may have lost its practicality long ago with the improvement of steel production, but it makes one hell of a nice looking piece of steel, thats one art we arent going to have die out any time soon
@alanblack6500
@alanblack6500 Жыл бұрын
I have a Katana made with Damascus Steel, it's sweet and sharp as hell, but it's, like scary sharp.
@blueeyeswhitedragon9839
@blueeyeswhitedragon9839 7 ай бұрын
Just for the record...pattern welded steel, damascus steel and wootz steel are all different forms of forging metal.
@ringding1000
@ringding1000 4 ай бұрын
@@blueeyeswhitedragon9839 Pattern welded steel refers to the figuring in some hammer forged steels. Created by hammer welding different steel alloys or iron and steel rods welded together. By carefully choosing the materials and then carefully and repeatedly folding the materials together, beautiful patterns can be created in the steel. Some of the most beautiful pattern welded steels can still be seen in pre-WW1 sporting shotgun barrels to this day. (There were a lot of cheap plain looking ones made also) Damascus refers to a specific geographic location - what is present day Damascus Syria- that pattern welded steel items were made from Wootz steel imported from India. And then finished items export to other places. It was never cheap or easy to acquire. Wootz is an actual type of crucible made steel originating some where in India a couple 1000 years ago and not a forging technique.
@curiousangel6321
@curiousangel6321 3 жыл бұрын
That knife story seriously makes me want to get back into metal working.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
true that
@canedy999
@canedy999 3 жыл бұрын
wonder what the aliens that shot the ambassador thought would happen? I mean pre-FTL sure but still has multiple systems, like did they think they wouldn't be shot in retaliation?
@loganb7059
@loganb7059 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I was wondering why they would do that. Maybe it was thinking “now that I’ve given an example, they’ll bow down to their lord and master.”
@corinthiansdaniels3728
@corinthiansdaniels3728 3 жыл бұрын
@@loganb7059 maybe they thought we would panic that or they thought they landed on a British world
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
Probably a vasle and didnt care. Probably planned it.
@atmosquake3090
@atmosquake3090 3 жыл бұрын
I believe they saw as an animalistic commune. Sort of like a troupe of monkeys or an ant colony. Portraying advanced abilities but not actually intelligent, the diplomat was likely going to be collected as a sample. However, just because animals are primitive doesn’t mean they aren’t dangerous. I may be more advanced than a bear but generally I’m not gonna fuck with one
@cgi2002
@cgi2002 3 жыл бұрын
@@corinthiansdaniels3728 now now, if they had landed on a British world their ship would have had the union jack flying from it before they'd even realised what was happening and they'd be outside learning to play cricket within the hour. Also remember while we Brits may not routinely have guns, those who do are better trained in their use than their American counterparts. Those who don't, well, have you met the Scotish.
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 3 жыл бұрын
Another story with ADHA in it. There must be a fair few people with it on there. Makes sense, sci-fi + creativity and all.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
Tradition is part 2 to the ADHD one , i works as a stand alone no i didn't mention it
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
Two or more with adhd, but when will there be a add one. Oposites.
@disfuncionexe
@disfuncionexe 3 жыл бұрын
American Dental Hygienists' Association?
@UNSCrearadmiral
@UNSCrearadmiral 3 жыл бұрын
It's like mars attacks... But realistic
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@thelaughinghyenas8465
@thelaughinghyenas8465 2 жыл бұрын
There is a factual issue with the second story. Pattern welding isn't Damascus. It's just a common name for it. Properly, the two are unrelated. That sort of pattern and layers for art is actually pretty recent. Real Damascus blades were made a completely different way.
@kylejohns2288
@kylejohns2288 Жыл бұрын
Bloom furnace Damascus is not really feasible anymore
@thelaughinghyenas8465
@thelaughinghyenas8465 Жыл бұрын
@@kylejohns2288 , Why not? Granted it would be a LOT of work but we still have the basic tools and the resources and some researchers have gotten EXTREMELY close, if not achieving classic Damascus.
@Shadevar2010
@Shadevar2010 Жыл бұрын
​@@thelaughinghyenas8465 i'm far from being an expert, but I did talk to an actual sword smith once about Damascus steel. From what he understood, the specific bloom that formed Damascus included very rare trace elements that were only found in a location that is no longer known. The closest they've come to replicating the strength of Damascus is something called WOOTZ steel. At least that was how I remember it being explained...I was over a decade ago.
@discusmaximus
@discusmaximus 10 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@Maeshalanadae
@Maeshalanadae Жыл бұрын
Something in the second story that the nonhuman didn’t really consider. What if you had to survive on a primitive planet without access to modern tech? Smithing is a useful survival skill, xenos.
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
hmmm so linguist broke the alien language or just their writing? if the former their should have been recordings of what the aliens said loved the story and demostration of tradition being a fan of 'forged in fire'
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 9 ай бұрын
Even with better technology, we should never forget old crafts, it's history and history should not be forgotten, else we may have to restart from even further back.
@rod2662
@rod2662 3 жыл бұрын
🙏for the algorithm 🙏 🙏algorithm be pleased 🙏
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@Carlosmartinez117
@Carlosmartinez117 3 жыл бұрын
I really love watching your channel grow
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
as a strange coincidence , so do i :D
@whowhat4573
@whowhat4573 3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm be pleased.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@WingManFang1
@WingManFang1 3 жыл бұрын
4 years after 2018 we had FTL drives? That’s a lovely pipe dream about next year haha
@ZM1306
@ZM1306 Жыл бұрын
Diffrent time line, instead we have corrupt governments and had covid...
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@scotthinger6397
@scotthinger6397 Жыл бұрын
I really liked the second story. The first story wasn't bad ether.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
Alien makes an oopsy.
@jeanannd
@jeanannd 6 ай бұрын
The story makes me wonder, WHY the one alien shot and killed a human being? 2nd story: Passing a human tradition on to a nonhuman friend. The tradition will continue even through the stars.
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
8.69 k start of day, 8.75k subs now. Dark out now.
@ladyred9613
@ladyred9613 2 жыл бұрын
40k a year later
@kirstenwyatt9675
@kirstenwyatt9675 5 ай бұрын
104k now
@lindaorr1805
@lindaorr1805 11 ай бұрын
With us having smart phones for a long time you would think we would get the point of knowing who is calling before we answer and the same in reverse exp: Know who you are calling/inviting
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын
F.A.S. Love a good forge story.
@CaptainShield
@CaptainShield 2 жыл бұрын
Some aliens learn.. others don't.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@creemoon9546
@creemoon9546 Жыл бұрын
excellent
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@murphycunningham2465
@murphycunningham2465 3 жыл бұрын
By The Algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@Duke00x
@Duke00x 10 ай бұрын
Honestly I think everyone should know at least basic survival skills no matter how advanced we as a people get and it is even better if you know subsistence living level skills as well and know how to go from nothing to being able to make (and grow and raise and find) all basic things you need for long term survivaland even civilization rebiulding. You don't have to be a "prepper" but you should be able to not just survive but live in a circumstance like a plane or boat crash on an uninhabited area where you are unlikely to be found or rescued anytime soon or if society collapses (it has happened meny times in history even to world super powers of the time). Or in the case of this story a space ship crashing on an uninhabited planet.
@ryand2449
@ryand2449 3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@blackdiamond9636
@blackdiamond9636 3 жыл бұрын
Ive ben meaning to ask. Wat is a "mentalgent." Is it a southern thing or is it a reference to sompthing. You always say "good evening ladys and mentalgents"
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
Gentle Men = Mentle Gen = "Mentle" Gent
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the confirmation agro
@Aden_III
@Aden_III 3 жыл бұрын
Did you really not understand that?
@sherylcascadden4988
@sherylcascadden4988 2 жыл бұрын
That particular linguistic trick is called a spoonerism.
@conquerofgames8504
@conquerofgames8504 Жыл бұрын
Only if we had ftl and such
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 10 ай бұрын
82nd, 9 December 2023
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 2 жыл бұрын
For the voice the story and the Algorithm
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