r/Hmmm | i wish that was me

[@claudiaborges8406]

I want to hear him say “I’m Robin, soon sobbin’ “

[@nd_4726]

WHYYYY YOU GUYS ARE NEVER SATISFIED

[@claudiaborges8406]

@@nd_4726 Robin’s never satisfied either! He’s planting this!

[@gabrielvareberg5044]

Hi I’m robin my head is throbbin and I’m sobbin

[@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035]

Start a day 389,904,701 of this and it will never be picked

[@hattrem8525]

Random Pokémon fact: if a Ditto sees another Ditto, they will move faster than usual to copy each other's movements to the best of their abilities. This happens because wild Ditto do not get along with each other.

[@Name_man]

Random Pokémon fact #2: If a Hattrem is near someone who has strong emotions, she will silence them violently. The police are coming, Hattrem.

[@aidanc6672]

Oh

[@hattrem8525]

I cannot confirm nor can I deny this statement.

[@RGC_animation]

Thank you

[@mattaboveallhews1502]

Hmmm...

[@milo_south3670]

Robin said the thing! Now I don’t need to watch this!

[@RGC_animation]

But please still watch this

[@slimeboy7164]

@Lotus when will you go away

[@DishyLemon]

But you still will, right? But you still will... RIGHT??

[@milo_south3670]

@@DishyLemon =}

[@tanakaihiroto3060]

I have reported @Locus your welcome

[@ashtonplaysgmod]

Thank you, Robin, for saying the words we have anticipated for a while now.

[@joy-wire]

... what's poppin'

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E .

[@mrblakeboy1420]

@@nagisacute644 hey buddy your bot malfunctioned

[@Foam_Woa]

do you like garlic bread

[@aieza8767]

@@joy-wire DONT MIND ME JUST WATCHIN

[@davidthibodeaux4866]

I want all the narrators to play a game of “truth or dare” or “would you rather”.

[@albinobangz9182]

SAME DUDE OMG

[@indieandfinn6940]

That would be fun I also want all of them to try and do an episode together, with one take and no script

[@C-DY]

Yes

[@C-DY]

🙌 👏 👍

[@PirateShux]

How would they do dares tho

[@angelic_dreamer22]

They way he said "Right everyone" at the beginning of the video sounded so much like a threat-

[@nicksmulletera]

Lol ikr

[@Unikay]

"He's got a precious demon child and a sword to defend it" demon slayer in a nutshell

[@alexsoares5739]

The old lady taking a selfie with Max Steel got me so hard. XD Also I think Robin may really be a bird, because as soon as he started talking, my pet bird went crazy, whistling and singing.

[@51pegb]

@@nagisacute644 shut up bot

[@p0p_n0x]

Phrasing, buddy- Was the figure that attractive?

[@alexsoares5739]

@@p0p_n0x I mean, Max Steel was quite popular as a Ken substitute when I was a kid, so maybe I do have some memories of him. XD Jokes aside, I've got in trouble before by saying that like that, so maybe it's time to change that sentence a little bit. XD

[@lavendersalad81]

@@51pegb I'm going through the comments and reporting as I go. Damn, there's so many!

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

1:50 it’s 9’s afterlife, after 7 ate 9.. he’ just taking revenge for 19 giving 7 the idea

[@tentyp2]

why are yo everywhere

[@TheRealEncy]

@@tentyp2 He Copy Pasted His Comment Mutiple Time, I Saw Another Comment By This Guy Saying The Same Thing Twice In This Video Comment Section.

[@abakedbeaneee7849]

I just discovered Robin is part of piemation...my respect only get larger

[@2illiest2eer]

doesn't he voice one of the policemen from suction cup man?

[@ElementboyX]

Don’t forget his also from breezy

[@therebirthreaper6960]

Omg what character is he?

[@gu5757]

Zack also does some characters!

[@CrimsonAssailant]

Thats fucking concidental bc above this video on my recommendation tab is piemation's video!

[@cottoncuff8586]

My mom has her own cat business that she runs out of our house, and I always love when i get to help her with Dragon cuts. So fun to see a cat turn into a lizard before my eyes

[@omegawrack9779]

The RX-78-2 in the beginning has to be either an OLD old perfect grade kit, or a later master-grade

[@mrblakeboy1420]

two bots already

[@omegawrack9779]

@@mrblakeboy1420 it’s a shame, isn’t it?

[@Branch-vy6qi]

Can someone confirm if those are ip grabbers

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

It's next to a chick, so it's probably the real grade.

[@omegawrack9779]

@@SirBroccolingtonIII With posable fingers?

[@kaithdvd]

3:36 it's been years, but we finally found the hero that saved Josuke when he was a child

[@mrnothaideramer44]

*casually approach stranger*

[@peculiardemoman8598]

9:41 this person seems to be wearing a cosplay of Fizz from League of Legends who's a slippery dude tightly associated with water. This seems to be the joke here since it's clearly in some port and in lore that's where Fizz is doing all his mischief.

[@_zunezt55_43]

I saw fizz and Was about to have an anurism

[@cristinamanzano8486]

What the ef are you doing dont mention league to a mentally stable person

[@ЦветанАтанасов-ы4щ]

@@cristinamanzano8486 you have an amongus picture, please, shut up

[@SnowyValk]

He is luring victim so he can ult them from max range

[@Skeptical_Numbat]

[8:24] If that's Concrete, prob'ly being slow-cooked to death... Cement is exothermic, meaning that it emits an astonishing amount of heat during the curing process. I'll always recall the ER story about a farmer who'd busted his foot up & made a "temporary" cast out of concrete & hessian sacks. They eventually managed to break it up, only to see that his foot had been par-cooked by the heat. (He hadn't felt it 'cause the heat had seared the nerve endings.) He was quickly sent to surgery to have it amputated.

[@andrewmark32]

0:33 only thing that bat man be stopping is his artries

[@detalius5835]

Robin is actually having fun and laughing a lot on this video

[@thenamesniva5193]

I don’t understand what’s happening on this subreddit, but I like it

[@3xtraCrispy]

"Anything that features Bill Cipher, cannot by definition be trash" My 11 year old self who had a huge crush on said dorito: 🔺👄🔺

[@UwUYT]

"said dorito" lmaoo

[@peepeepoopoodoodoohead]

as one does

[@indeed2207]

I mean, a human or a dorito. Doesn't change much. Just be careful not to break it.

[@UwUYT]

@Mia - Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 18+🅥 wot lol

[@guncatto2625]

Ok yes but bill is epic.

[@thelion2751]

2:22 knowing bond history and the lore of the ultramarines (thanks matt) you know both make the impossible possible

[@lesbianturnips9755]

People who can't sleep because of stress are nothing compared to those of us with insomnia. Because of insomnia, you can't sleep so you get stressed which worsens the insomnia resulting in more stress. It's just an endless cycle.

[@xxmitzyxx6316]

It’s terrible-

[@curseds0ldier]

Just ask a friend to whack you on the back of your neck. In movies they sleep so silently after that.

[@xxmitzyxx6316]

@@curseds0ldier *dude it’s 2am rn* This is gold to me

[@guncatto2625]

Some side effects are awesome. If your like me.

[@M1SSC0RPSE]

That right there is a BULGARIAN snail! The "Pirinsko" beer is a dead giveaway XD

[@Tsurf]

09:30 It gets worse/better, a Japanese Politician personally knows that guy apparently. Said Politician is also a VTuber. Japan is wild in so many weird ways.

[@diamentus3774]

I think the amount of people married to hatsune miku related merchandise is kind of concerning.

[@KirbyatYT]

9:01 Reminds me of that one Gravity Falls episode where Mabel shot cat cannonballs out of her sleeves

[@bluetoad574]

I am back.

[@KirbyatYT]

@@bluetoad574 Oh no

[@BuiHieuDong]

*1:23** i was wondering what are those water splash😫*

[@zaneflynt01]

3:09 YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?!

[@stardragonflame]

3:22 This is BOB don't disturb bob

[@Stejers]

Robin could say "wgats popping im corn and lets get salty with this sub"

[@godcomplex1929]

Emkay is like a drug to me.

[@torgishness]

The “am I right everyone” made me feel so threatened

[@randomgamers2914]

"Holy crap, your bird is really long!" Laughs is Canadian

[@wesleyward5901]

2:20 "Is this Warhammer? Is this DnD?" Look Robin, Ima be real with ya. How. How in the literal hell do you get Warhammer and DnD confused.

[@matthewfrye6061]

Easy, Battle Brother. There are many who do not not know of the Emperor's Light. Let us educate him. WITH FORCE!

[@BadContent]

i died to the first joke of “chick magnet”

[@Karl-Heinrich69]

Ronald McDonald doesnt like this

[@BadContent]

@@nagisacute644 what

[@BadContent]

@Turn Back i know

[@4Bakers]

9:30 *flashbacks to when I called Miku 'anime' once in front of my gf. Thank god she's actually in an anime now so my gf can stop teasing me about it*

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

6:35 I don't know how many of you saw Mitchels Vs the Machines, but this immediately made me think of it.

[@The_ShnozzHand]

1:22 my friend let his cat eat chewing tobacco and now his cat has a nicotine addiction lmao

[@monja7339]

2:15 dude how did they get that I know it’s not a living dinosaur but seriously that’s awesome!

[@kaygee_edits8785]

He should say "I'm robin now empty your pockets "

[@NBDYSPCL]

Its finally happened. Kalbus and Emkay are have synchronised. The only way forward is a crossover .

[@lukaskolind7396]

Robin once said: ohhhh grandma's not f***ing around any more

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

3:00 yeah, laugh while you can… *before he becomes cartoon cat*

[@tentyp2]

oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[@tentyp2]

@@nagisacute644 no

[@AstridCobalt]

Looking cool, Joker!

[@MudkipNerd]

Day 1 of asking robin to say "mufkip" for his intro and just mufkip nothing else

[@paceballparty]

3:36 no joking, earlier today I googled up about Japanese gangsters with pompadours and saw the uncropped version and now those guys just so happen to land an appearance on an Emkay video. guy do be looking fresh tho

[@e.r.i.n_]

9:16 "Remember Jonas, it's your turn to put out to campwater tonight"

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

7:52 I know this is supposed to be a snake, but the shape of the car just makes it look like a scaly cat.

[@mayhem4130]

Hater: If u like anime so much then marrie why don't u go marry it That dude who married anime: U dare challenge me

[@cooldude3823]

r/hmmm… one of the most questionable subreddits

[@pashokplay3325]

4:35 that's probably Siberia. If you won't cover your car with something warm, then you can already buy a new one, since your car won't start ever again

[@HyperBassYT]

Next intro: Hey guys, its me Robin the Goblin!

[@perhaps7046]

Okay but “boney apple teeth” is my new favourite quote

[@SubparLoki]

It’s warhammer I think my brother plays. Either way that is pretty awesome, as is gramps who will cut off ur arms if you challenge him to a duel.

[@Peekofwar]

8:11 - -Well, if you ever drop something into the toilet just as you flush, that reverse gear might be useful...-

[@pekaah-fz1fp]

He said it! He said the thing!

[@Hezmarglive]

4:24 "sir, i can't make it to work, the ice giants nutted in my car."

[@tomdamian5603]

Robin was just on it today. I legit could not stop laughing bc everything he said was perfect

[@dylanbobyeoh6062]

Whoever detailed that rx-78-2 props to that guy looks awsome

[@blackcatxxxx8436]

Another great video from another great narrator. Never gets old

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E .

[@blackcatxxxx8436]

@Turn Back trust me I will

[@xaviergibson8903]

HE SAID IT

[@mrsallmight]

I love how fed up Robin is with the phrase 😅

[@andrewprator8789]

Gardening tip: if you put a tray of beer out in your garden, it will attract snails so that you can get rid of them. They are attracted to the smell of the barley, but the alcohol in the beer kills them.

[@tevjestrand1176]

6:08 its your biggest fan Club!

[@billcipher1212]

10:15 was great meeting the emkay logo

[@npcghost2919]

3:35 Thank god he said badass at the end tho

[@nefwaenre]

Indeed, Optimus is quite the chick magnet.

[@noahmiller5740]

It's a gundam

[@Indecisive_13_]

At 2:59 that cat's head be looking like a rip off cat plushie on a real life cat body

[@Indecisive_13_]

TF happened to my comment section i just pointed out a cat thing

[@nickkohlmann]

Warhammer 40k, you got it right buddy!

[@yourweirdplant]

*Why is it that every time I turn on my phone, Emkay uploads a video. I like it though.*

[@calebhanly2026]

9:34 ACKCHYUALLY that's Hatsune Miku, a vocaloid, basically a singing program.

[@lukaskolind7396]

Robin once said: I have to shift my shiter in reverse.

[@C-DY]

2:56 “these are the kind of s$#’s i have after eat8ng chipotle” And the quote of the year goes to ROBINNNNNNNNNNNn

[@samuelaubourg7380]

9:28 this is the most "I'm single and available waddup baby " wedding I have ever seen

[@boiman851]

Would do that too

[@matthewstone7218]

Imagine using the toilet and you look down only to see someone looking right back up at you lol

[@insaincaldo]

9:37 What invitation? Anyone who actually stages a wedding for anime, probably can't even get their therapist to call back. And if he still has his mother, she disowned him long ago.

[@flaminlizard5250]

ahhh robin sounded to happy today, i love it

[@TheanimationWorkstation]

Hi emkay

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

not emkay, but hi

[@Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer]

not emkay, but hi

[@blujue5210]

not emkay, but hi

[@ramennudes4704]

Hay nigga

[@Hamster07]

I almost had a heart attack when he introduced himself before the intro was done

[@sanndyjackson2855]

Im glad Robin's doing the thing!!!! It does put a smile on my face.

[@tranzient]

therapist: a guy in a wedding with miku doesn't exist, they can't marry a guy in a wedding with miku:

[@catgoreeestudios9460]

omfg theres warhammer and gundam 2 of my fav hobbies and on one of my fave channels and favorite reader dude fro the channel my day is complete

[@arizwe3983]

2:16 this could be real in the near future, scientists have made novosaurs which are basically birds with all the locked dinosaur genes unlocked to look like dinosaurs.

[@kotelypiesely1268]

5:03 Hey look! I think they need to replace their cat! hahahahaha -i have stolen multiple catalytic converters to fuel my ketamine addiction-

[@g_raffthearchlich]

I get the chick magnet joke because that was a robot made of metal and since the robot was stuck the baby chicken looks magnetic.

[@ZeldinAV]

Forced jokes on emkay are the best

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

6:08 this is where the simps go

[@silverflight01]

3:18 The cat has claimed this land

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

Roses are Red, Throwing you off a mountain would have a long fall, THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL!

[@FirstLast-cc6cv]

HE DID IT HE SAID THE THING LETS GO

[@lil_toxi-8165]

Say "What's throbbin' I'm Robin" or I'll cry

[@generic_tough_guy.4830]

2:55 I hit my head on my bed frame laughing so hard 🤣

[@louieishehe3419]

"that snail has had a rough day, please dont mess with him" I would have to guess that he's has a rough life. snails dissolve in beer hes comiting suicide.

[@firstnamelastname4224]

"Your bird is really long"

[@fatkrab7556]

9:48 Howtobasic setup after he finishes recording a video

[@maximmonov8249]

7:05 im so glad that one of the best beers has made it into an emkay video lmao

[@inserttext2412]

Out of curiosity does it have an English translation

[@maximmonov8249]

@@inserttext2412 no not really, its called Pirinsko, named after the mountain Pirin lol

[@mrbeefy604]

4:17 just an average day here in central canada, Robin lol I had a back-up camera for one winter, it refused to work after that first one. Vehicles are not designed for the frozen hellscape known as Winnipeg. You go inside from a nice summer day to take a shit and then you come out to 3 feet of snow and its -67 Farenheit (y/w)

[@Magochilly]

robin is my favorite narrator

[@PhuongNguyen-dg8hw]

Yes you are right Robin please don't hurt me

[@OneWingedKing]

0:35 Hey, isn't Fatman the superhero's nickname of Fruss Wane?

[@timeabIe]

HE SAID IT HE SAID ITTTTT!

[@bexbee5796]

Your laugh makes my day every time I hear it. It makes me smile so much

[@isappycracks]

NO THIS IS FUCKING IT I GONNA MAKE WW3 STOP WITH THE FUCKING BEE JOKES

[@hamirandomvidscreatedbynic9131]

Who the hell dislikes videos like this??? That's a disgrace to emkay. Emkay is my favorite channel