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[@daasbuffy]

Seeing Lexi completely miss the Mark Zuckerberg joke and just rant about Polar Express was both infuriating and hilarious.

[@ArcheoLumiere]

Mark Zuckerberg just looks like a Polar Express character so much that Lexi didn't even notice!

[@jasonquiver6907]

He blended in too well

[@gracelovely3838]

When I noticed Zuck and then Lexi just never said anything, I was rolling 💀

[@Nyerguds]

I just kept waiting through that whole thing wondering if she'd actually catch it in the end, but nope.

[@mrvbnz]

I am now trying to decide was that a bait or not

[@Aman123ace]

I read the story about the arm and i can garuntee its not as evil as you think. The doctor helped the soldier by amputating the arm and the medical staff skeletonized it for the doctor. 50 years later the doctor found it in his army trunk and wanted to give it back. The Vietnamese Man was thankful for the medical help he had recieved but had no clue where it had gone and assumed it had been disposed of. He was also grateful for the arm being returned because his military records had been lost and he hoped the existence of the arm would help him qualify for Veteran benefits

[@0BucketMask0]

Aww, that's good to hear

[@sydneysanders9579]

Wait, you're telling me that _losing_ his arm didn't qualify him for veteran benefits, but _getting back his amputated arm_ will?

[@Quitobito]

​@@Christopher-777 Isn't this Vietnam?

[@ChaoticDragonLord]

The soldier is happy to have his arm back so that he can use it as F**king PROOF THAT HE LOST IT AT WAR!?!?! What the ACTUAL fuck?!?

[@Aman123ace]

@@sydneysanders9579 his records where lost by the Vietnamese

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Lexi not being able to see the Amogus in the pee bed has me dead. Never change, Lexi!

[@runed0s86]

They couldn't see the Rick roll either 😂

[@patientallison]

@@runed0s86 With the whole legally blind thing I'm willing to giver her the benefit of the doubt...

[@FerreTrip]

...I didn't until you pointed it out!

[@TheThursty100]

@@runed0s86 and mark Zuckerberg slipped through the lifeless eyes of the polar express as well

[@mattcurtis4987]

true

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

the fact that lexi completely missed that the pee stain was an amongus

[@Simarino54]

I was legit surprised Lexi didn't see anything sus about it, I wanted to hold an emergency meeting over it for a moment 🤣

[@madsfiedler3884]

i- yall shes blind?

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

@@madsfiedler3884 oh fuck i forgot xD

[@senttex1407]

@@madsfiedler3884 wait huh

[@stargazer1998]

@@senttex1407 she is legally blind

[@vanillabangtan7883]

Lexi saying *Aggravated assault* with a deadpan tone is my LIFE FORCE

[@CreeperCart]

Timestamp?

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

52:13

[@Enrevibility]

​@@CreeperCart 2:22

[@CreeperCart]

@@Enrevibility thanks

[@hedwig7s]

I love how Lexi sometimes just misses the entire point of a post because of their blindness

[@maxcharlier4389]

Amogus

[@bombdotcom2168]

Like the polar express one

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

*her

[@bombdotcom2168]

@@SamanthaTheSonicFan Their is a pretty damn neutral pronoun. Yeah, Lexi is a woman but it's not offensive to call someone they/them

[@legorescueairboat8072]

Frist is a rick roll

[@Vextonomy]

I love it when Lexi looks at a sometimes confusing and infuriating subreddit as it always makes me laugh

[@sentinel7672]

19:48 To add to this, Chiquita actually *was* involved in the overthrow of the government of Guatemala in 1954 while it was still called the United Fruit Company. They lobbied heavily for the US government to get involved in a situation that hurt their profits in the area.

[@DryPaperHammerBro]

"What in the fair trade, full-serving, fibre rich, fruity FUCK are you doing" has me dead

[@AgonusLastname]

14:35 I love how they “don’t do abbreviations,” but they say “lol.”

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

They also start it off with btw

[@1FatLittleMonkey]

And "btw".

[@zemorph42]

Tbf, they wrote those abbreviations.

[@nothingboie7329]

Do as I say not as I do

[@AgonusLastname]

@@nothingboie7329 fr

[@RayetheFox]

“Have a good life, god knows I won’t” is my new catchphrase from now on

[@jasonquiver6907]

I'll be using that as my catchphrase, as well c:

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Mine aswell

[@aimfulRenegade]

i don't tend to just get this kind of thing, but would you mind explaining exactly why you feel that way?

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

@@aimfulRenegade Mondays, Fate, something that always ruins the day it's hard to describe because you never know what it'll be atleast in my case

[@RayetheFox]

@@aimfulRenegade *vaguely gestures at everything going on in north america*

[@gordzilla8443]

Love how Lexi doesn’t get some of these and just gets mad 😂

[@StabbyTheSkaven]

and then googles random ones but not every one leading to select outrage

[@mattcurtis4987]

YEA😂😂

[@passionate_possum_pal]

She is legally blind so

[@CreeperCart]

@@passionate_possum_pal they*

[@passionate_possum_pal]

@@CreeperCart ....no

[@djt08031996]

To clarify the first one, lexi: they're trying to rick roll you

[@Lopal12]

me who can reed text upside down 😎

[@donbelikat]

to @@Lopal12 , that was an image, and nobody asked. spitefully, me.

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@donbelikatclearly you didn’t actually look at the post

[@Lopal12]

@@donbelikat ok and?

[@zemorph42]

Isn't there software that can rotate the image any direction?

[@TyphinHoofbun]

So many things Lexi missed. Love ya, girl, but sheeeesh. ^_~ 0:00 Rickroll 1:13 Pee stain is in the shape of Among Us crewmate 3:08 The person demanding they uncensor armpits was the same person who said "We censoring armpits now?" 6:51 Coordinates G13 means "on the cat's face". 15:42 Big Zucc's photo mixed in with the "lifeless eyes" of the Polar Express

[@galgimeshdestroyerofworlds5313]

23:17 AI generated Bull image

[@IBrinDoom08]

@@VinnyVenom i dont know what the problem with the meal is please help

[@crystalwhisp]

@@augustas1945 No she's not Lexi's a girl

[@muf_muffins]

God bless Lexi's pure soul. Seeing how about 30% of memes just go over her head by this is hilariously cute

[@Chubbasaurus]

She is so adorable, I could die. XD

[@danielthecake8617]

HER?

[@muf_muffins]

@@danielthecake8617 You're new here, don't you? You must be new :)

[@sixtocortescastaneda4169]

​@@danielthecake8617 Don't worry, I made the same mistake. She's trans.

[@danielthecake8617]

@@muf_muffins I'm not too new, but I always assumed it was just parents naming their kids weird things.

[@tobyandahalf]

she might miss half the jokes but we still love you, Lexi

[@aeromash573]

18:42 Don't worry, Lexi, he's just the guy from the math problems.

[@saraellis7294]

I love how the thing that sets Lexi completely off is just mangoes

[@generalgarchomp333]

Tbf that's a lot of mangoes.

[@alrecks619]

13:00 the Doc basically saved the Veteran's life because his arm that was amputated got gangrene.

[@krisswiftt]

So I looked up the NY whipped cream law. Turns out it only applies to something called a whipped cream charger (no idea). Update: So the law bans the sale to minors of the tops of the cans by themselves that dispense the whipped cream in order to curb nitrous oxide inhalation among them. It's the same reason you need an ID to buy canned air.

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Oh thanks for reminding me, I need to buy a new can of air to clean my pc

[@TheTrueStrangeBee]

9:54 “is your scout leader a priest who really didn’t like Rihanna” this got me dead

[@spamsam8560]

15:55 bro didn't even realize it was mark Zuckerberg

[@qazhr]

The fact Lexi missed that the pee was among us character shaped is crazy

[@fernandomarques5166]

Fun Train fact: The locomotive whose blueprints were used as a basis for the "Polar Express" locomotive still exists. Pere Marquette no.1225 is a class "N-1" 2-8-4 "Berkshire" type steam locomotive built by the Lima Locomotive Works in 1941 that is currently preserved by the Steam Railroading Institute in Owosso, Michigan.

[@LongandWeirdName]

Will you miss it? Will you? Aaand... Yes! 16:00 passed and you still didn't realize(or at least voice) that bottom left lifeless eyes are actually the Zucc.

[@NikFromm]

I’m losing my mind at the fact that neither Lexi nor the editors realized what the “Hol’ Up” part of the Polar Express post was! (Hint: bottom left picture)

[@bengonzalez3109]

9:08 apparently some people will huff the gas in whipped cream cans as a drug.

[@Rainok]

1:14 I think you missed something about that... it's the shape of the stain

[@jeezycreezy4220]

I was gonna say that stain looks a bit sus...

[@skellington8090]

Yep, pretty sus!

[@Anxiety4RealENERGIZED]

18:43 WE FOUND THE GUY IN THE MATH PROBLEM LETS GOOOOOO

[@griffinhall2190]

"What in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity F*CK are you doing with that many mangos!?" Lexi... you cant just say that before I have to go to work... that is weapons grade funny and Im currently choking on my lungs xD

[@kzali901]

15:40 The fact that I had to do a double take to realise one of them was Mark Zuc

[@pinkiepout3749]

12:57 by assumption, the arm was probably amputated, but i love lexi's explanation, so much better 😂😂😂

[@alrecks619]

it really was amputated, because the guy's arm became gangrenous.

[@pinkiepout3749]

@Al R yeah i knew part of the story not the full thi g, so thankyou for the explanation, but i still love lexi's explanation

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

14:42 Oh boy. I remember this one. Obligatory reminder that July and August were previously Pentember and Sectember, and the new additions are the “-uary” months.

[@DruidPC]

16:00 Lexi casually not seeing the joke

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Lol this happened like 4 times in the video, it's so funny

[@delftac]

14:52 The Romans did have twelve months, but the year started in March. So they actually where the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month of the year.

[@igab.]

1:18 - Among Us' imposter on the bed *kinda sus*

[@zemorph42]

19:41 Now I want to know what government was overthrown by Chiquita in 1954.

[@ireneparkin3360]

Glad Lexi is immune to that Rick Roll at the start.

[@zaydenmYT]

17:57 So we're eye-shaming now??? 💀

[@Anty_Praza]

Is written by someone who probably has brown eyes. Typicall brown eyes.

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

I'm new to this channel but i can already tell that lexi absolutely has to be a fan favorite, she's just so iconic and innocent!

[@misterflibble6601]

21:25 Took me almost 30 seconds to see what was going on! Al,ost convinced me there's such a thing as cryptids,

[@howdareth]

Fun fact: The "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" thing was actually made up by Kelloggs, because they had recently (and accidentally) made corn flakes for the time, and began production. They made that up line I said before, to make people eat corn flakes.

[@LuciusLucius]

The piss one was shaped like an among us bean. I think thats the joke, not the actual piss

[@rawbertkelly7198]

15:50 the bottom image is mark Zuurberg

[@urmother3174]

HEARING LEXI SWEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME HAS ME DEAD

[@NekoChanSenpai]

Lexi missing the joke is half the experience. Never change, gurl

[@NOT_Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty]

0:15 Lexi, I’m so glad you were on a computer, because it’s abstract art Rick Astley. If you had turned it, you would’ve been rickrolled

[@vhaelen326]

13:32 im ASSUMING since he was a doctor the arm had to be amputated, hence its in good spirit because the guy saved his enemies life by amputating the arm, i mean the whole 'keeping the arm as a souvenier' thing is still abit weird even if my guess is correct

[@nolmc]

14:25 i love that they said "just spell out your words" before saying "lol"

[@WolfgangDoW]

Can confirm that wolves are the solution to all problems in life

[@pustota7254]

Can wolves solve the problem of wolves?

[@MaximNightFury]

I love Lexi narrating subreddits, give us more

[@GrandGrimory]

The doctor who “took the arm as a souvenir” apparently amputated it to save the man’s life after it had become horribly infected if I’m remembering the original story correctly. That’s probably why he’s taking it so well lol

[@secretly-a-kobold]

12:11 breakfast is the **first** meal of the day bc you break your nightly fast, it can't be skipped only delayed

[@thekirstenempire]

Lexi you make me so enraged with your kind concern for these people 😭😭 You called minnie mouse mickey mouse lexi never change this was hilarious

[@Mikael404]

22:22 I have to check this out and yes it was real and created by adult toy company, which makes this more hilarious but also sad at the same time. Wouldn't be surprised if this was an idea from a reality alienated marketing executive, whom never step outside of skyscraper that have everything.

[@yamigekusu]

2:20 that's just a nice version of the Viva Piñata games

[@everetthopper884]

At 13:12: "Hey man, I heard you needed a hand?"

[@kimberlysheridan5530]

If marrying her stepdad was the BEST decision she's ever made...what are the REST Of her decisions like?😮

[@mysteriumxarxes3990]

19:35 no chiquita you didnt, the CIA already did it in 2016

[@AnonOracle]

18:08 they all scream the same when I gauge them out so its all good to me

[@calixco185]

I love how funny Lexi is but damn she blind and it's freaking great

[@IBrinDoom08]

For those who dont know she is legally blind

[@Adraeth]

The amount of details Lexi misses if both hilarious and infuriating in equal amount.

[@pustota7254]

*is

[@aer0a]

14:59 It was actually someone else who moved january and february to the start of the year, which is why it's the shortest and why it gets the extra day on leap years July and august were just renamed from quintilis and sextilis, which were named after numbers. Moving january made sense because it was named after janus, the roman god of beginnings

[@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401]

It was Numa pompilius whobmade it. He wasn't stabbed.

[@CHILLIN2540]

10:50 My initial (mis)interpretation was that they wanted to go missing under mysterious circumstabces but for unknown reasons didn't want the other guy in particular to help them do it

[@datachu]

"The self awareness of a Turnip with a 9 Volt strapped to it." - Lexi r/BrandNewSentence

[@MrFrootcakeOfficial]

I like how at 13:57, the person says "So spell out your words. Just saying LOL." As in "Laughing Out Loud". But an abbreviation. Right after saying to not use abbreviations.

[@FelixGS___]

“What in the fair trade full-serving fiber rich fruity f**k” has become my favorite phrase now

[@Mat_Ratt_Clips]

To reiterate what Lexi said about New York banning whipped cream: According NYeater: "The law, which went into effect in November, prohibits the sale of whipped cream chargers - not cans - to customers who are under 21, as the small gas canisters of nitrous oxide known as whippets can be inhaled to get high."

[@lindapatton4478]

I looked it up, thought maybe it was referring to whipped cream in the can, and learned that they are actually nitrous oxide chargers. Same thing you use in dentists offices. I always learn something new when Lexi narrates.

[@slegiardryke7103]

9:15 so apparently the whipped cream thing is preventing people under 21 from buying the whipped cream "Chargers" ie, the cartridges filled with the nitrous in order to charge whipped cream dispensers. your regular can of reddi-whip does NOT use a whipped cream Charger. more like the whipped cream dispensers you see in say, your local starbucks, with the cylindrical protrusion on the top, that's a charger, and that's what's being restricted.

[@finneganmanthe8984]

15:00 This was actually because the calendar used to start in March. The Julius and Augustus simply renamed existing months. Later January and February were moved to the beginning

[@BloodmoonPictures]

11:34 okay but what type of media would turn you fully Asexual though??

[@pinkunicorns3185]

14:55 there is a really good RobWords video on that one, that they changed it themselves is just a myth

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

2:30 Steve thought a little too far ahead.

[@c0rpsy369]

I’m always so excited to see these videos!! They never fail to cheer me up

[@Whysp]

12:03 Then there's my family who're like what's breakfast? Is it something you... play? Meanwhile I'm still on the long hunt for what tf this mysterious thing called Dinner is

[@Amielle-in-Ami-hell]

17:58 Me, with hazel eyes: “you guys always act like you’re better than me!” My best friends with every eye color ever: *stares fancily*

[@Joy-full]

8:45 Lexi sounds like a seagull, I love seagulls .

[@matthewboire6843]

Seagulls are funny

[@coralgrimes1718]

18:38 hes the guy from the math problems heh

[@Gamemaster13000]

Lexi being so flabbergasted about the pee, she didn't realize it was shaped like an Among Us.

[@sethchastain8767]

15:45 I swear the guy in the bottom left corner is Mark Zuckerberg.

[@aritepoetzch9185]

Fun fact! The Bull at the end is not an Aberdeen Angus. Due to the size of the animal & the obvious large horns on the head. The Aberdeen Angus is known for being a hornless breed. It could've been a crossbreed, but Angus are a small breed (130 cm /51 inches Height at the withers)

[@galgimeshdestroyerofworlds5313]

It’s an AI generated image.it’s not a real bull

[@migitri]

​@@galgimeshdestroyerofworlds5313you are correct. The extra fingers on the man, the extra toes on the bull, the error between the man's arm and his body (should be bull there, but there's just ground), the messed up shadows... Lots of little AI tells. So the bull is a load of bull.

[@Lilith-Rose]

With the army doctor and the arm, he amputated the arm which was gangrenous and saved the soldiers life, then kept the bones as a teaching aid (pretty normal thing especially back then). This was nothing more than meeting up with an old patient and a nice gesture

[@feuerling]

"what are they doing with that many mangos" well someone has to make the sacrifice to teach children multiplication

[@Cubekid10.]

14:29 they literally used "Btw" and "Lol" so i dont even have to explain why this is dumb

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

The only problem with the Machamp in the consent condom meme is that Machamp can't coordinate all four of its arms to work on a single task. Despite having four hands, a Machamp wouldn't be able to open a consent condom.

[@Aryn_NotStr8_7d1]

2:11 Sorry Lexi, that's Minnie not Mickey.

[@sakurakitsunestar]

Twist with the Santa one. He just doesn't want to be on kratos's naughty list 😂

[@eliasbischoff176]

18:37 that was so beautiful, I skipped back two times just to listen to it again

[@genericfurrygaming374]

same

[@FatYoshi619]

15:08 third time seeing this 💀 first on insta, then yt shorts and now here lmfao

[@danino.the.filipino]

0:01 I already saw it even before tilting my phone 😂😂

[@SRobot08]

Briccus riccus

[@CloverOfMisfortune]

“We have 12 months because of Julius ceaser” “Whoever messed this up should be stabbed.” Well, that checks out.

[@Danka42]

That bull pitches my already questionable survival instinct against my insatiable urge to pet everything fluffy.

[@nyanya2757]

7:18 well... hey still wholesome. They may not like me but they give me chocolate. Apology accepted.

[@user-wu7yr6yf7h]

7:15 the photo shopped "nobody likes you-R" and then the sack he's holding, says "recycle me"!! Richard.. ironic & iconic! 👌😂 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 😂

[@obsidianfrost9514]

3:30 yeah spreads "God's Love" all over backsides.............

[@matthewboire6843]

This is, something

[@MrHodoAstartes]

The "would you date a guy who is struggling?" bit is about perspective, yes. But that perspective informs what struggling means. If you are relatively poor, "struggling" could mean "cannot provide anything to a relationship and has severe mental issues", while from a securely affluent perspective it could mean "doesn't own a house". Big difference there. Between having more money than your partner, and getting dragged into squalor.

[@darrylferguson3622]

18:40 This is the man from the math problems we were given as kids

[@sfosac]

That guy with 459 mangos is the person in those math problems with an absurd amount of fruits

[@MrOsmodeus]

18:50 what's the issue? two dudes can't have children, so the primary concern is invalid. they were obviously raised in separate households so the secondary concern is invalid.

[@mellertid]

If they both have children, those will have zero or one shared parent but one or three shared grandparents (or two if the mothers are half-sisters) 😊 the guys could even attempt fraternal twins. For the memes.

[@sebastiangranados6985]

"Quick question What in the fair traid, full serving, fiber rich, fruty F@CK are you doing with that many mangos" Gotta be one of my absolute favorite reactions that i've seen on Emkay