r/HolUp - Why Birth Rates are Down 💀

[@VampDemigod]

Fun fact: the casting couch submission was submitted by a professional miniature maker to show how BS the idea of the competition's judges being objective was. It got 3rd place, before being disqualified for its content. Meanwhile in a separate division at the same event, he won first place with his primary submission.

[@highsourjamapple9141]

Then the casting couch got used for that 😭

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

Lol

[@Poksni]

I just like how casting coach sounds

[@xXMirMageXx]

Exactly what I was going to say!

[@marikothecheetah9342]

Yeah, I've heard it a couple of days ago.

[@natashapowell9445]

Just to be clear, animals classified as herbivores will eat meat if they get ahold of it. I have seen White tail deer stomp a rabbit to d3ath and eat it.

[@MelissaWickersham-k4o]

Well, there goes the friendship between Bambi and Thumper out the proverbial window.

[@catdownthestreet]

Yeesh. The things they cut out of the Disney movies...

[@HarmoniusLife]

I saw a horse kill and eat a chicken

[@whatcanidooo]

My pet bird who lives on greens and grains will try to pick scabs off of my face and lick up the blood

[@Doublemonk0506]

​@@MelissaWickersham-k4o, they could still be friends, but Bambi might take a bite of Thumper if the calcium levels are too low

[@SteinarrBattlefist]

In defense of Captain America, he's of Irish descent, and in the time he grew up in he probably faced quite a bit of racism himself since the Irish were considered barely better than people of color, if not in the same league. If anything he would possibly be proud to wake up in a future where the barriers that the racism of his time constructed had weakened enough for a black person to rise to a position of authority.

[@beancandev7818]

He is truly just a great dude.

[@mjrhmekssh]

"if not in the same league" ah yes the klansmen lynching the Irish. Tale as old as time

[@conglomeratehq]

Yes... In... The fence....

[@aliceramdom.s]

my older sister's boyfriend is basically irish (but grew up in birmingham , the uk) so he has a mildy birmingham accent and he isn't racist and his famliy isn't so.

[@Radio_ink114]

​@aliceramdom.s the op is talking about around the 1940s (when pre-frozen captain America was born and lived in) and how the brits were racist to the Irish. Like the comment says, the racism has gone down A LOT.

[@sevenlexar]

If I remember correctly, on the cheating one, that's actually a thing. The cheater is usually the one really trigger happy about calling out supposed cheating because they know THEY would cheat, so they jump to it much more readily as an accusation than people ordinarily would.

[@catdownthestreet]

Yeah it's one of those things that becomes really obvious the more Reddit posts you read. Every day I'm reminded of how peaceful it is to be aroace...

[@seigeengine]

The gist is that good people don't tend to think about doing bad things. A non-cheater doesn't typically think about people cheating for it to be in their mind. A cheater, on the other hand...

[@inkorrow9310]

Correct. Most cheaters will accuse their partner (the one being cheated on). Source: ive seen it happen and heard stories. My dad accused my mom of cheating because he was having naughties with the neighbor in my mom's bed.

[@LittleGreenCar514]

It is "most". I got really lonely and depressed post-partum. Fiancé was working 12 hour shifts and I had so little interaction with adults. My MIL's partner suggests that my fiancé is cheating... because she found out that my MIL had cheated on her. This thought fessered for days like, "It can't be true!" But he would leave an hour before he had to clock in. I finally confronted him, and he was genuinely confused. Turned out that he would stop at the gas station on the way to work to get an energy drink. Driving was his quiet time away from coworkers, new baby, etc. Plus, his regular commute was during the "get kids to school" rush. There was no cheating. I felt isolated (we've worked on that), and I have not forgiven my MIL's partner for putting that idea in my head.

[@yasmeenahmaiden]

In the Dutch language, we have a saying "Zoals de waard is, vertrouwt hij zijn gasten.", which translates to "As the inn-keeper is himself, that's how he trusts his guests.". Basically, a thief thinks everyone else is a thief too and a cheater thinks others must also be cheating, because they literally cannot imagine other people not being criminals, frauds and cheats whenever they have the chance (because that's how they roll, themselves). Sadly, there's plenty of truth to that saying, I've found throughout life... 🤷‍♀️

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I hope OF girl sees that post and drops him as a friend. He's clearly circumventing her boundaries, it's not cool

[@alexsiriley]

the edit is even worse, he's justifying it as a 'normal lie' that he's considering telling her

[@TheFangirlOtaku]

​@@alexsirileyWell he's delusional clearly but I hope he does tell her. Or she finds the post. Basically I hope she finds out in any way and gets rid of that creep

[@jeremymarchand305]

The rewatching of the events is like a trophy for him. Dangerous behavior

[@grenade8572]

He's a creep, but having an Only Fan is creepy too. I'd say both deserve each other;

[@CaspiRose99]

Yeah it gave me the ick

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

Steve Rogers grew up poor in New York and joined the army as an impressionable teenager. He had an idealistic worldview and "hated bullies." He probably wouldn't have gotten a chance to internalise any strong opinions about race, so the first time he encountered a black person being confident and intelligent, he would have just shrugged "Oh, I guess that stuff people say about them is wrong" and been open to learn from there. One of the Howling Commandos was black. Steve probably respected him, and when he first met Sam Wilson the first thing he noticed/cared about was the military symbol on his sweater. It doesn't matter what era you're from or what racist things you're taught. Good people are willing to unlearn things. Racists want to hate.

[@skyraider87]

Facts

[@bee-loverofbreakfastfoods]

THANK YOU

[@DrakeBoehm]

I totally love all of this as a hardcore comics nerd. I teresting to note, in an alternate universe called the ultimate universe. (It was supposed to be more realistic, and that's actually where miles morales is from) cap was both racist and homophonbic! Needless to say, I wasn't a fan

[@catdownthestreet]

It just occurred to me that you're talking about Cap, and I feel very stupid now lol. How could I forget my dad's favorite character...

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

Exactly. The very reason he was chosen in the first place was because of his character. He was respectful to a woman in a position of authority when many weren't, was willing to throw himself on a grenade to save lives. Pretty sure if he'd even had any racial bias in the first place, then it was probably gone by the time he was crossing n@zi Europe with the rag tag band of Howlies of mixed backgrounds. So I doubt it would have bothered him, but there would have been a learning curve too, because language had definitely shifted a lot. And not just when it comes to that. I don't think MCU had the room to explore it, tbh. Then, of course, the original Nick Fury in the comics was a white guy. Until, in the early 2000s 'Ultimate' 'verse, he was remodelled on Samuel L. Jackson, allegedly, they neglected to ask him, but when he did find out he said he was OK with them continuing to use his likeness as long as he was given first consideration to play the role if they ever put Fury in a movie (idk if it's even true, it's something I read a while back, but it sounds like something he would do...I saw an interview with him, where he was talking about when he signed on for a 9 movie deal back at the beginning for Iron Man (so pre-2008), and how he didn't think he would be alive to make them all... not realising they would film a lot simultaneously or back-to-back; and seems to me he even if they'd takem 18-20 months on each movie, would still have been wrong, anyway, because thankfully, he is still kickin 16 years later...but he ended up doing more than he expected, think...12, if I'm counting right, not including the various TV series.)

[@cayreet5992]

Fun fact: Victorians made some of the most out-there pron of all time - remember, this was the age when photography and filming became a thing, in addition to having much cheaper books. There's stuff in Victorian 'adult novels' that you wouldn't get approved today.

[@catdownthestreet]

Now I'm curious about the contents... Got any suggestions for research? I feel like going down a rabbithole today.

[@TDArulesclub4]

Same, I wanna follow this, too, though my closest guess to even starting is probably even starting to think of what the "Love Chair" was even for.

[@Radio_ink114]

Tell them....

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

Bookmark. Reasons.

[@chrissiesbuchcocktail]

I was looking for that comment - never underestimate the victorians. They did things more secretly and didn't talk about them as openly as we do today.... but they did them nonetheless.

[@lnsflare1]

Hey, Captain America was the disabled son of an immigrant single mother who grew up in a progressive area of Brooklyn and was known to disobey unethical orders. IIRC, one of his clues that something was off with Fury's story was that Cap was personal friends with the highest ranking black man in the US Army of his era.

[@catdownthestreet]

Don't tell the anti-woke crowd, they'll have a conniption

[@Boggarthh]

He doesn’t seem to have any form of prejudice towards anyone. Magneto even shot him with a reverse-mutant-bigotry beam and found out that cap never had negative opinions on mutants ever, giving magneto an existential crisis.

[@boyfloppie]

​@BoggarthVT except spiderman, captain hate spiderman lol /hh

[@PerovNigma]

​@@Boggarthh I'd be tempted to think you made that up, if I didn't already know there's a Marvel character who used a Hate Ray to turn people into racists.

[@tmmaster6904]

​@@PerovNigma and he's a clone of Hitler!

[@michellebrickner9307]

25:41 When I asked for time off to get married (I had only been working there for two months at this point), I had a few coworkers ask me, "Aren't you a bit young to be getting married?" "Not really. I mean, I'm sure you'll find someone who things I'm too old to be getting married without having already been through it before." " . . . Who the frick thinks 19 is too old?" "Hopefully no one, but I'm 30, so that's not really an issue here. I do appreciate y'all looking out for me, though." Everyone was very relieved after that. 😂

[@waffles3629]

Ugh, gotta love when people think you are younger than you are by quite a bit. At one point I had a co-worker fresh out of high school who learned we'd gone to the same high school, but couldn't figure out why he couldn't recognize me. Eventually he came to the conclusion I must've been a junior who graduated early and he just didn't recognize me because we didn't share any classes. Which would've made me 17. It was a university pool, and I was on the aquatics management team, that not only did you need to work there for six months to even apply to it (and six months before that would've been April when, by his theory, I would've still been in high school in a different city), you needed to be 18 (insurance reasons). Yeah, the reason he didn't recognize me was because when I was starting uni he was starting 8th grade. I was five years older than him and he thought I was a year younger. Also had a similar thing happen when I mentioned I'd been with my partner for five years and someone flipped out that my parents let me start dating at 8. Yeah, they thought I was 13, when I was 24.

[@Dressup_Doll]

Oh, God, I remember going to store with my parents and being stopped because there was a kid’s event or something and the employee probably thought I was thirteen or fourteen. I hate my appearance so much. :)

[@waffles3629]

@@Dressup_Doll ugh, that's the worst. I went with my egg donor to a store that was handing out free coupons when you walked in. She was handed one immediately, but when I put my hand out I was told in a very insulting 'talking down to a little kid' voice "Sorry, you need to be at least 18". I replied back "Last time I checked 21 was over 18" and they still refused to hand it over. So I pulled out my license, and I live in a state where under 21 licenses are vertical, and 21+ are horizontal, so it was obvious I was an adult. They still deliberated if I was old enough. 🤦 I also had mall security try to kidnap me when I was 18, because apparently you needed to be at least 12 to be in the mall alone. Took me five minutes of being ordered to go with them to the office, and me refusing till they told me why, to get that bit of information. Because I'd been in the mall for less than 5 minutes and knew I hadn't done anything.

[@Taricus]

@@waffles3629 I'm 44 and it's still difficult for me to buy alcohol... They always accuse me of having a fake ID lmfao!

[@MisterCake]

15:20 " im confused how the food chain works in Australia" Answer: That is because _it's randomized ★_

[@elaineb7065]

It works like this: you want to survive, you bite the attackers. If they taste good too, added bonus

[@aname4681]

@@elaineb7065 what if they don't taste good?

[@elaineb7065]

@@aname4681 Spit out & be glad you lived to find some more tasty fare

[@jpbaley2016]

In Australia, they are all out to kill you even the trees.

[@squiggle463]

seeing a racist danny phantom edit was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@SarahAbramova]

Not to mention, Sam is Jewish.

[@emberinferno6227]

Especially with a colour swapped Sam Manson; the canonically jewish character...

[@SarahAbramova]

@@emberinferno6227 that's what I said, but my comment was deleted for some reason.

[@emberinferno6227]

@@SarahAbramova Weird. I wonder if my comment is gonna disappear as well.

[@SarahAbramova]

@@emberinferno6227 I hope not!

[@SageofStars]

15:54 To be fair, this can mean one of two things. Not going into rural areas with that skin tone in America, or a horror movie thing about how the black dude dies first. Or both, it could be a horror movie about living in rural America.

[@japanpanda2179]

So basically "Get Out"?

[@phaedrapage4217]

A horror movie about living in rural America, huh? Sounds more like a documentary, lol.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Both. Going into certain sketchy rural areas of the USA can lead to the events of the horror movie where the black guy dies first...

[@juststoppingby9259]

I hate that I thought this, but it could also mean the voice doesn't want him to go back to the wheat fields because he might get caught in a cutscene of him reenacting his ancestors 100 years ago

[@Flyn4thewin]

666th like, hell yeah brother

[@amberdawn868]

Well, I didn't expect to see Click ten years younger today, but it is a welcome change and now I wanna see more Click playing Skyrim

[@davidpacheco268]

My face did a "WTF?" when I read your comment and fate didn't miss a beat, the video was at that point when I looked up at it

[@catdownthestreet]

​@@davidpacheco268 random but your subscriptions are public and I see you're a fan of Salem's, ahem, Chanel™ as well. cool beans 👍

[@jaxscales6158]

And then there’s me who misses the full mustache

[@claudiamcfie1265]

7:47 to be honest, I'd rather be "embarrassed" for being kind than ignoring someone in genuine need

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

I was genuinely wondering if that was all that was going on, or if there was some kind of reference I wasn't getting... 😂 Though... How many homeless people have a smartphone??? 😅

[@airsickorca1265]

​@@geoffreyentwistle8176 a lot of homeless people have phones in case of emergencies. Though I don't think any of them would live stream or record themselves eating

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

​@@airsickorca1265 Yep. I've experienced that shit, had a phone the whole time. A cell phone is cheaper than an apartment, strangely 😂

[@muttthingy9908]

​@@geoffreyentwistle8176 what a concept! a phone is cheaper than a house! my god.

[@davidpacheco268]

22:50 in Portugal, we have an expression that roughly translates to "a blacksmith uses wooden tools at home" to signify that you shouldn't mix your personal and professional lives, but this doesn't seem to fit that, as it is their WORKPLACE

[@gabrielabatista6016]

Oh, that's how you guys use it over there? Here in Brazil we use this expression in a more literal sense because often times the thing the person is a professional at is lacking at home. Like, they'll do it for clients but not for themselves or their family. I remember seeing an sign that a guy posted in front of his house saying they work with metal, making gates and stuff, and then the gate of said house was pure rust. It wasn't a bit rusted, every surface of that gate was covered in rust.

[@davidpacheco268]

@@gabrielabatista6016 we also use it in the way you described, which still applies do the video

[@credencenoel4845]

@@gabrielabatista6016 we have a similar one in Russia that has exactly same meaning, but is more direct in wording - "a shoemaker never has shoes (to wear)"

[@lampekartoffel]

24:47 When I was a teen I actually had a friend who told me she'd gotten tired of her boyfriend, so she'd just ignore him, spend very little time with him and other things she knew he disliked, just so he would be the one to break up with her and she could get all the pity points... She literally told me it was for the pity points, cause I asked why she would put so much work into having him be the one to break up with her, instead of just break it off herself 🤦 We were teens, but... Man, even for a young teen that's just pitiful... Someone doing that as an adult? That's... Messed up...

[@seigeengine]

Pitiful? It's abusive.

[@DibsAtraiyu]

Ya. As a person who's had an ex just start ghosting. That shit sucks because you start spiralling cuz your trying everything you can to fix it, unaware of why the relationship is getting worst and no matter what you do it never gets better... And since she's doing it purely cuz she can't be bothered to end it? (Disregarding the narcissist thought of doing it so people feel bad for YOU) It's awful...

[@lampekartoffel]

@@DibsAtraiyu So sorry you've had that treatment! Noone deserves that! Hope you're doing well in spite of how such a treatment must have messed with you!

[@DibsAtraiyu]

@@lampekartoffel ehh, it was ages ago. Point of the story was "just be straight up and dump our asses. Id rather start trying to get over my ex than spend so long trying to fix something that didn't want to be fixed.

[@lampekartoffel]

@@DibsAtraiyu Oh, I got that that was what you wanted to say with the story - I just meant that I hope it didn't mess you up, since that kind of shit can stick with you (especially if it happened at a vulnerable age like your teens where most people are insecure and low-key desperate for social acknowledgements of various kinds)

[@pabloherranz1795]

4:30 As a Spaniard, being confused with a French is a defiance of the highest order. You'll hear from my lawyers soon, amigo.

[@Slgjgnz]

As a French, what Pueblo said.

[@pabloherranz1795]

@@Slgjgnz you meant Pablo but the autocorrect screwed you, or you meant something else?

[@asseating_mailman]

I absolutely thought you were gonna end it with "youll be hearing from my lawyers ami" which is the french word for friend and i just really wanted to share that 😂

[@Sekhubara]

As a French-speaker living in Nuevo Mexico USA, French and Spanish end up merging together after awhile.

[@PurpIexion]

As an American that learned French in high school, I don't know anything.

[@drtaverner]

8:24 As a Canadian I can say that this is not true. You can be on the winning side and Geneva still frowns at you and makes a list.

[@GoodWormDoctor]

Yeahhh, it took them a minute to draft that list and all we really got was a slap on the wrist. But hey..most polite nation eh?

[@fdracnc]

lmao

[@brennanruiz1803]

As they say, it's not a war crime until Canada does it first

[@Caprabone]

​@@GoodWormDoctor Not during war or hockey, apparently. 😅

[@TheEnbyBigmac]

Remember to throw the can of beans in the bunker then the grenade!

[@dragonetafireball]

33:12 that is how Lions operate so the films try to portray it without emphasising it. they also made sure his daughter’s partner was explicitly not Scar’s or Simba’s cub because it’s not unheard of

[@ryxen-goosie]

Noticed you have an ace flag in your pfp, happy ace awareness week!!!

[@somnvm37]

17:20 it is absolutely insane that click not only remmembered what happened, but also found the footage? I didn't even know he had videos from that time tbh.

[@shadowofchaos7675]

I think the editor found it

[@PinkBerryMoose]

That OF story felt uncomfortably close to SA

[@highsourjamapple9141]

Made me stop eating real quick cause I got uncomfortable

[@tezzanoia]

Right? Like, he's deceiving her to get to do sexual stuff with her. If you think about the fact that we oftentimes say "informed consent" for a reason and then the fact that she's missing crucial information to be able to give said consent… imho he's making her do sexual stuff with him without proper consent, technically very well classing this as SA

[@danmeifan]

The first time wasn't, but definitely the subsequent times. To put it, the first time was WORK, a random person, entirely unrelated, would give her money if she had a guy show up in her content. She established boundaries around him VERY SPECIFICALLY not getting attached to her, or it being more than just her being paid by someone to do it. It no longer became WORK with him paying for subsequent sessions. Because he IS attached to her, it no longer was work, and it was outright coercion as he paid for her to do it with him, when she made it clear that without the money she would never do it otherwise. Not to mention - CONSENT CAN BE REVOKED. She absolutely wouldn't consent to any of this if she knew it was him paying, and that says enough.

[@juliaboskamp9666]

Pretty sure it is SA

[@Randee15]

Not "uncomfortably close" to me; it sounds like straight-up "grape" by deception! But _why_ do disgusting creeps like this always publicly admit their _literal_ crimes so openly on social media? I mean, it's nice and convenient for the rest of us, but I'll never understand _how_ you can be so stupid! (And, yes, I'm fully aware these things go sadly unreported most of the time. I feel my point still stands, though!)

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

The Victorians actually had some INSANE porn it was just... well, written down or photos. I wish I didn't know this.

[@catdownthestreet]

But how do you know?? I'm so curious lol

[@ChloeEIizabethPrice]

​@@catdownthestreetIt still exists

[@TheGryphonLJJ]

@@catdownthestreetBoston Legal had episodes with a professor who studied sex. The lawyers on the show would use real examples of Victorian smut. The Pearl is the only title I remember but they mentioned others.

[@starstuffatsea]

I was in an art class this summer and we had to find references for the body. Victorian boudoir photos were a blessing to find, and honestly iconic. Like, they were more tame than some of the other stock photo references on the site I was using, despite the lack of clothing on the victorian ladies vs the clothed modern models.

[@murphieslaw6932]

Very true ! Also, most victorian age people were not snooty nobles that faint at the sight of ANKLES, AHHHH, NUDE ANKLES ! They lived in cramped homes with twenty siblings and shared a bed with their parents, knowing full well where the babies come from. Yikes... And amongst the poor, child criminality and prostitution were rampart.Age of consent was 12 like till the mid 1800s ? A 12 year old child prostitute that moonlights as a pickpocket to not starve to death - yeah, he or she could only yawn at this harmless (if idiotic) stuff -.- Good thing we are over that phase. Now victorian erotic novels on the other hand... Not everything was bad, I say ! XD

[@Notatruefurry]

8:55 fun fact about that model apparently the creator of it did it as a joke to mock the competition. He also creates really cool models he's called the Bearded Miniaturist, and I really recommend you check his stuff out! A lot of zombie inspired scenes!

[@WiseWordsbyWiki]

He also won first place with a walking dead minuture

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

Are you not a true furry?

[@catdownthestreet]

​@@AlyxTheProtogen must be someone who wears cat ears or headphones but doesn't have a fursona, lol

[@jasmindisney8787]

Wow, I've seen his you tube stuff didn't realize that was him

[@Notatruefurry]

@catdownthestreet no I have a fursuit and everything I'm just not a furry

[@heartofthewild680]

11:39 that hotel one is actually kind of dangerous though, because how are you going to get out if there’s a fire? In fact, that’s exactly what I was expecting to happen at the end of the clip

[@purple66666]

9:12 the guy who made that miniature made that one as a prank and got 1st place. After the judges realized what it actually was they disqualified his work but he still won the competition because his second miniature got the second place.

[@PrideTheTiefling]

That OF story is why we choose the bear. Sincerely, a very disturbed lesbian

[@petrfedor1851]

Not even woman but would still choose bear cause you can get from that situation with nothing but cool story. Unless it's sloth bear. Or hungry polar bear

[@the808songbird]

Yeah seriously what that "friend" is doing is coercion and I hope he gets called out

[@minestar2247]

yeah, even before hearing about why i could make sense of why women would choose bear but at this point, why is it even socially acceptable??

[@owenfyfe7993]

One, love the acct name, two, it was absolutely not OK for that guy to do that. If he is attracted to her he should be an adult and have a conversation with her about it. Simple as that.

[@owenfyfe7993]

@@petrfedor1851 Yeah same, as a dude I'd pick the Bear.

[@Anubidian]

EXCUSE ME THAT ONLY FANS ONE IS SO SO SO MESSED UP??!!

[@pinkb9876]

Yeah, I actaully had to stop watching the video half way trough because the ick was still permeating my soul...

[@SingingSealRiana]

Very much

[@EnbyGaemer2005]

So messed up. I shuddered and retched a little. Gross 🤢

[@Alleyhellcat4Ever]

Somehow I missed that one, when is it? 🤔

[@GretchZ]

Everything about it is weird and varying layers of wft and nope.

[@The_VHS]

10:13 "Yea, I've been looking for a Grass Type Toddler for a while, since they possess a lot of healing abilities and can heal themselves in combat but... They're all so focused on their Ipad no toddler will eat grass anymore... 😕"

[@Queen_Homu]

Grass Type Toddler just kinda reminds me of Nahida from Genshin Impact lol

[@murphieslaw6932]

Only downside - the vulnerability to bug toddlers ! Watch out, my toddler is gonna eat yours ! XD

[@The-gender-goblin]

Oh hey, i used to eat grass to show off to my friends as a toddler (i gaslit them into thinking eating grass with a straight face was a skill only the cool kids had) yeah i realise now gaslighting others to seem cool isn’t ok😅

[@Lufia4]

Everyone's just electric and metal type >_>

[@AlextheAce]

17:37 I love that you have the clip of it! Also it's really nice to get a contrast of how Click has changed over the last decade

[@luckyblock403]

23:42 as they say where im from: "cree el ladrón que todos son de su condición" which roughly translates to "the thief believes that everyone is like him"

[@AberrantChibi]

Curious. We dutchies have a very simular expression, only it's the barkeep instead of the thief.

[@RacingPepe]

​@@AberrantChibi Zoals de waard is vertrouwt hij zijn gasten..

[@samanthamorgan2188]

I would pay good money for a zombie emotional support demon that talked like waluigi. Especially if it made the waluigi sounds when you gave it a hug

[@bradiedean7466]

Ya gotta buy one of those little speakers from build a bear, record it, and then sew it in

[@zhopets]

What gets me mad is that this plushie is CLEARLY supposed to be a Frankenstein's monster! The stitching, the bolts in his cute head, yet clicky-wicky calls him a zombie! I know he created the cutie plushie, but he is so wrong for calling it a zombie instead of Frankenstein's monster shaking my smh head. /s

[@IamBardsongWolf]

​@@zhopets If you think about it Frankenstein's monster is a zombie. He's a corpse /several parts of corpses brought to life thus being a zombie.

[@janemiettinen5176]

My husband masters and digitizes music, he digs all sorts of weird & less known music. He also tends to sing the latest patch while he is in his thoughts, I had sucha hard time when he was doing several albums worth of (Finnish) humorous porn songs from the 70s. Dude traumatized younger people left & right, many times without even noticing it..

[@Atlas_Quin]

@janemiettinen5176 Ok now I gotta know what some of his favorite music is

[@HunterLvyiXIII]

That's hilarious (I'm similar when I'm doing music things, so I can relate) also, the fact that im the 69th like 😆

[@ragamortelar7394]

Mitä biisejä? xD

[@supercrazyquack4694]

23:01 idk if anyone explained this yet so I'll put it down for context. The meme is a reference to a Manga (adapted as an anime by Mappa last year) called Chainsawman. The red haired girl in the meme, to put it shortly, has a major superiority complex which is how her 'power' works and she considers everyone as beneath her AND she fell for a majorly powerful devil who resembled a dog (she's also a devil) AND she treats the main character like a dog (MC is related to the devil resembling dog) So it's basically a meme that kinda encompasses the core of the Chainsawman manga.

[@LAZERSH4RK]

Ik, I was going to say that

[@paintmastersheo]

and if it hasn't been said already, the artist is khyleri

[@alixiria]

Scrolled a while to see a comment like this cause being familiar with chainsawman makes the image actually kinda funny :]

[@ly_sho]

Makima's connection with the whole dog philosophy actually goes waaaayy deeper than that but I don't think Khyle ( I'm assuming it's Khyle ☠️ ) doesn't know abt that so it's more like surface level bestiality jokes even tho it makes sense for her character

[@osheridan]

The peanut butter?

[@xfirefeather]

0:13 the same moment Click dropped ESD, I ran into a shelf and knocked over my mom's pills. It sounded like Click was laughing at my clumsiness 😭

[@TheBanancer]

He saw through the screen, you must suffer

[@sandyhenderson441]

Sorry to hear that. It's odd, though, because he doesn't look like a beast, laughing at your little accident like that..

[@redthecalicocatdragon1610]

14:28 reminds me of the news story about the janitor that accidentally threw out the art piece at an exhibit that was basically trash painted as trash, set up to look like a pile of trash in the corner

[@minamifureido4550]

Or that one case where they stuck a banana to the wall with a piece of duct tape and sold that for $120K

[@johan.ohgren]

So, it was trash all along?

[@redthecalicocatdragon1610]

@johan.ohgren I mean, yes and no, I make art out of trash all the time, though it doesn't look like trash when I'm done It I'd thought provoking "if you paint trash as trash is it still trash or a painting of trash?" The level of painting I saw on the trash definitely took time and skill

[@redthecalicocatdragon1610]

@@minamifureido4550 at least the trash painted as trash took time and skill from what I saw, not just the ability to use duct tape

[@niyah_uwu]

Or the one, where a night guard drew a pair of eyes on a super expensive painting...

[@RyuichiNoGekido]

Humans evolved to be social creatures; rich kid was more concerned about connection than what kind of food they ate, I'm sure. Like, I doubt he even understands what a socio-economic class even is at that age.

[@draconicfeline6177]

Yeah. Kid got a wake up.

[@RyuichiNoGekido]

I'm just saying, classism is taught. The kid was only sad because he couldn't relate to others (a VERY NORMAL and HUMAN thing to feel); and as jealous of I am of rich people, kids don't get to choose anything about their birth. I think it'd be more beneficial to teach class consciousness than to ask a literal child to check his privilege.

[@langlyboops3591]

The OF made my blood boil what a pos, has the nerve to be like ;_; "oh I feel bad" not bad enough to stop though. Not bad enough that you still take half the money back. Not enough to come clean and stop being friends. That's just...ugh...Man I can honestly see why this joker can't get any tail, imagine being this selfish and stupid. Hope he gets arrested.

[@BananaWasTaken]

Good thing everything on the internet is fake right? Right?

[@theuncalledfor]

Arrested for what? Being a customer in her business? Get a grip on reality.

[@palemeadows]

i mean, hes not breaking any laws? but its majorly predatory

[@theuncalledfor]

@@palemeadows It is not. It is _barely_ a manipulation. She has already shown that she is willing to do everything he's having her do, for money given by anonymous strangers.

[@Icommitwarcrimestoo]

@@theuncalledforit is not disclosed for her that he is the one paying there, there is a huge breach of trust going on here.

[@khawk9072]

Death no longer terrifies me, Florida man/Australia animal hybrids are a fate worse than any horrors my nightmares could conjure up 😢 HOLD ME, ESD !!!!!

[@m310grass]

7:53 the point of Cap is even though he was from that time, he never had those values, he was a good man through and through

[@julesgoebel]

Right! Also, his mom was an Irish immigrant and he was disabled DURING the Eugenics Movement. Like he was absolutely being discriminated against too lmao

[@Happymali10]

1:50 I had a classmate in my final year of school who had middle-eastern ancestry and wore a turban. When we flew to London for the final class trip he had a shirt that said "Watch, I'm about to be randomly selected" on the back.

[@BlueSkyBirdies]

Was he though

[@CrankyNovelist7335]

I really hope someone who knows them and tells her what he's doing. Anonymously paying her to do sexual things with him knowing she's never going to be attracted to him is insane.

[@seigeengine]

It's a shitty friend move, for sure.

[@theuncalledfor]

Meanwhile other comments are calling it SA. I agree with you, it's stupid and scummy, but a lot of other people are blowing this way out of proportion. Yet another comment pointed out that the story is probably made up, because why would a lesbian approach her male friend instead of another girl/woman? That one has a point, IMO. Doesn't really make sense, does it? Regardless, he's not technically doing anything wrong (assuming the story is true), he's just a customer in her business and she approached him first. The only part that's wrong is that it's kinda slightly manipulative and definitely dishonest. Shitty friend move, worthy of maybe kicking him out of her life, but not of years and years of prison. Gods, people are _insane_ sometimes.

[@seigeengine]

@@theuncalledfor This assumes that the commissioned work could have been done by a woman. The story literally includes that she needed male genitalia for the video, so obviously that doesn't work. But ultimately whether the story is true or not is irrelevant. It's of no consequence either way to anything.

[@galuxius1861]

@@theuncalledfor That's because it's not informed consent. People are calling it SA because it IS SA

[@theuncalledfor]

@@galuxius1861 You're utterly insane.

[@Mrwhoisdreks]

16:25 I love Skyrim, my first game was as a high elf so literally everyone was racist against me! I remember one guy saying something along the lines of “oh greeeat an elf, have you come to corrupt our king as well? You know like you did with the emperor?” I remember I laughed so much when I heard that. I would definitely recommend playing Skyrim as a high elf!

[@PhilOsGarage]

How does an elf get high?

[@hi_shay]

playing skyrim as anything but a nord is lowkey racism simulator 😭

[@feuerling]

​@@PhilOsGarage by being taller than everyone else

[@catdownthestreet]

​@@PhilOsGarage herbs

[@seigeengine]

@@hi_shay I mean, you still get plenty of racism in it as a Nord, just not from other Nords. Instead half of them are upset at me for siding with the wrong color, and no matter what 80% of them hate me just because Bethesda hates writing non-inflammatory dialogue.

[@BlazeNStar]

There was also an art exhibition where someone taped a banana to a wall and everyone took pictures of it like it was a piece of art. Fake art exhibits are almost always funny when humans make them.

[@_StarlightRose_]

One man sold a blank canvas for like 20k and titled it "Take The Money and Run"

[@seigeengine]

The thing is, it is actual art. The banana taped to a wall especially so. IIRC several of them have sold, and yes, obviously the people who bought them are in on the joke.

[@kaynebula2093]

It is art… it was a performance art that let the audience interact with the banana, and it made people question how they perceive art, because if a museum accepted such a ridiculous concept, it questioned what else could be considered art. It’s similar to how ready-mades are art too.

[@lulolie]

​@@_StarlightRose_ I love that one

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

17:15 I'm pretty sure the Giants and Mammoths agro on you if you hang around too long anyway, so I don't think they blamed you for the whole "levitating mammoth" incident. They just don't like you in general.

[@justcallmeness]

Yeah, it's just if you get too close! My first Skyrim death was from that Giant camp outside Whiterun as well. I underestimated their strength...but the physics of getting hit by a giant was worth seeing, lol.

[@hiigguys7395]

At 7:25 ... yeah, I was once given money because someone thought I was homeless. I also was wearing a hoodie. My husband and I were walking out dog but we needed something from a grocery store, which didn't allow dogs inside. So I was sitting on the stoop outside the store with my dog, just waiting and a car pulled up to the curb. I gave a little awkward wave to the guy and he awkwardly waved back and went into the store. He came back out and had to walk by me because that is where his car was. He held out some dollars to me right as my husband came out of the store with the groceries. Yep. Neither of us are ever forgetting that moment.

[@LunaWitcherArt]

12:29 when I was in high school, there was a girl from my class that started to date a guy from another class. Because of that, everyone started to realize they simply had the exact same face - the only difference was that her hair was longer than his, so she wore it in a ponytail every day, but HE still had long hair as well (shoulder-length). Everyone was very uncomfortable with that realization, and also relieved when they broke up some time after.

[@nondisclosure3920]

That's Loki level narcissism, yuk! 🤢

[@palemeadows]

maybe you should mind your business

[@ly_sho]

​@@palemeadowsBut they DID lol

[@Resilient_Sage88]

Trying to be a good Samaritan is never embarassing to be fair .

[@Silvery_jade]

Oh wow, just as I need something to watch while doing laundry! Thank you Click!

[@LilithLiberated]

6:13 honestly I’m just really glad he didn’t move to the assumption of cannibalism.

[@GarboseGooseberry]

The cow story is funny. A lot of people have never been near a farm animal and are absolutely shocked when they find out that yes, horses and cattle do eat small animals (like rats, birds and lizards) that are passing by lol. Free protein is free protein. Also, that OF one was 100% fake but on the off-chance it's real, that's really messed up. Like, REALLY messed up.

[@maprivero1251]

And suddenly, Waluigi: 0:21

[@bozhidarabuyuklieva]

r/walouija

[@dustorm5012]

​@@bozhidarabuyuklievathis has nothing to do with ouija

[@pabloherranz1795]

​@@dustorm5012I think there were a lot of people that thought that oujia boards were called Luigi boards. So maybe it's that.

[@bozhidarabuyuklieva]

@@pabloherranz1795 it's a- reddit joke- ik it has nothing to do with ouija but I just said that bcuz on r/askouija there's almost always a waluigi there.

[@pabloherranz1795]

@@bozhidarabuyuklieva oh, ok then.

[@minestar2247]

17:30 man, click 10 years ago looks so cursed really cool skyrim lets play though

[@itzTeTe]

12:00 most beds are nailed to the floor in some way in hotels like you can’t move it in most

[@MoonyFBM]

She confided in him, she asked so nicely, laid down the rules so the consent is very clear. She TRUSTED him to be naked together without overstepping boundaries.. and he immediately abuses it. And in such a disgusting way too, oh god.

[@SarahAbramova]

Bruh, that thumbnail is messed up, especially considering Sam Manson is canonically Jewish.

[@SrWafflez]

The transformation from the Skyrim clip vs now is crazy

[@GretchZ]

Lookin like a 16yo frum kid.

[@Slgjgnz]

Talk about a bloomer

[@erikcat2.036]

Click may not be giving borth but he delivers anyway

[@NicoTheMooTheShroom]

Snans

[@Sior-person]

Thank you sans undertale

[@alenthedraconequus1956]

Papyrus: Sans stop the jokes and puns Jk lol

[@Ecofriendlyant]

Why do so many people say this comment it's so weird.

[@NoxOfSpring]

The typo makes this better lmfao

[@dannyfoxboi]

Naaahh, not the recolored Amethyst-Ocean art in the thumbnail. 😭 (They're a Danny Phantom fanartist. I'd recognize that style anywhere.)

[@alexdowns9282]

The way my eyes WIDENED 😭

[@baraness24]

Dududududu, dududududun dudududududu (he's a nazi-) I'm sorry 😭

[@bookishnewt8468]

I truly went “hold up” when I saw the thumbnail.

[@Werty715_25]

I've actually know the story behind that picture.

[@samuniverse14]

@@Werty715_25what is it? I’m genuinely curious

[@airacummins5076]

Alot of "herbavores" will eat small animals when they get the chance, they want the protien and calcuim ie deer eating a surprising amount of baby birds

[@theuncalledfor]

Not just small animals. There's videos of wild deer suckling on the bones of some dead, large mammal. It's really creepy.

[@jase_allen]

24:37 "I would sleep with someone else and tell my boyfriend, so he would break up with me." I used to have a friend who only wanted guys for the chase, and then lose interest once they expressed feelings for her. She once told me that the sister of the guy she was seeing at the time caught her out with another guy. I suggested that she hurry up and tell him before his sister does. She said that his sister will probably do the job just fine.

[@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462]

Dumb question but why doesn't she just you know break up with them before sleeping with someone else?

[@opheliaismyname9180]

My favourite response to the Tesla robot tweet is the response 'how soon will we see searches on how to stop it grasping a cylinder?', followed by 'for those asking, I can't cut it in case I damage the cylinder'

[@shoutarho6081]

Not "the cylinder" 😭💀

[@Cakebraincat]

My man, I was born not 30 years ago, and it nearly gave ME a stroke. The victorians would die before the stroke even hit them!

[@marilynlucero9363]

Same here mate, same here.

[@WillRennar]

27:46 - Artist's name is Pepper Coyote. For those who were curious: You're welcome. For those who feel cursed to have this knowledge in their heads: You're also welcome.

[@krbthewitch]

And think the weirdest song I've ever heard was 'drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.'

[@the0neBoio]

well, I already knew that, I like some of Peppers songs. I never listened to that one before, but I knew that it exists

[@cloudykid7278]

Apparently it's a song called "No cock like horse cock" 😭💀

[@Tony-nt5zd]

I work at a hotel. Most of the things at 11:04 might seem comical, but people actually think they're improving their security by doing a bunch of stupid shit like this. Not only does most of it not work, it just creates safety hazards for the guest in the event of an emergency. You have a phone in your room, generally speaking you hit 0 on the line and tell them someone is trying to get into your room. Most places have at least one employee who's been hoping to violently eject someone for months, and we will happily send them to deal with it. Anybody motivated enough to get past your lock, deadbolt, and slide latch is either a maintenance tech who thinks your room is empty and will get in no matter what you did to the door (at which point just say something and they'll fuck off) or not going to be stopped by whatever home alone bullshit you do. Meanwhile if there's a fire in your room (and let's face it, these clowns are the ones who are gonna microwave a fork and not know it's a dumb idea) or some other emergency we're gonna be calling your next of kin to explain why we found you in a tangled mess of random bullshit because you thought everyone and their mother cares enough about you to try and get into your room.

[@WeAreKAV]

21:11 seems like Italy is still somewhat the same place as it was in the 1940’s. You might think I’m joking, but this is what they did with Mussolini and his trusted allies. They hung them and left them on a building wall for the Allied forces to eventually see when they walked through Rome to start their way towards Germany.

[@sabrina89942]

Beside sexual enjoyment, what does he get out of this. In the long run, she a lesbian so there no chance of relationship. When ends her only fans the deal is over completely. Also most women can figure out creeps but she didn’t because she TRUSTED you. I have kinda feeling this is fake not because isn’t but the whole lesbian having sex with men fantasy. I know lesbian do fine themselves in this situation but it’s suspicious I can say.

[@GretchZ]

Everything about it is weird. Only what he’s doing with the money and manipation is 100% wrong, but feeding the fetish…

[@cryochick9044]

I doubt he wants it for anything but sexual enjoyment

[@seigeengine]

I'm not sure why you find enjoyment an inadequate motive to pay someone to bang you. Like, out of all the comments I could make, the wildness of your not understanding that is the most important.

[@alexsiriley]

his edit on Reddit makes it even worse

[@cryochick9044]

@@alexsiriley what was it? I heard he deleted his acc

[@softsounds8453]

They did not do my boy Danny Phantom like that 😭

[@VioletSterling-137]

Oh it gets worse, that was actually someone’s fan art…

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

26:20 WHY DID HE READ SPANISH TEXT IN LIKE AN ITALIAN ACCENT 😂??????? I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT AND IT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY FOOD

[@jugatsumikka]

33:47 if we exclude movie trailers, the most frequent types of advertising I get on youtube are either scams or products that are illegal in my country sold by some of my compatriots from outside the EU. Why aren't advertisements more moderated? And why can't we report those advertisements/block the advertising accounts?

[@ansteve1]

Until strict rules and regulations are in place and enforcefld, I will never not run as blockers. I get calls weekly at work where Call Microsoft, you have been hacked pop ups alhave taken over someone's site. When I talk with the users these popups happen when accessing their client's websites. (Internet history backs it up) I even had a user who had one of those served up from the news widget on the task bar that Microsoft forced out.

[@furryoftheyear]

9:45 as someone who was a toddler once, i can confirm my parents kept me in a ball and made me fight the neighbors regularly. good times

[@minestar2247]

8:13 i remember seeing a comedy sketch about that, so, at first it was just iron man being biggoted and projecting it on cap whihc proved him wrong, but then there is a fan that asks him an autograph, the fan has a german name which is what makes captain america snap t'was hilarious

[@XVINutkabob]

Solid JJ never misses

[@midnightstella7]

When they said ate a date I thought cannibalism for a second

[@vixithespiderling]

SAME 😭😭

[@May-nt3ow]

I was thinking a response would be, " Not yet, the zombie bite is next week. Are you busy then?"

[@Adnelos]

The couch actually won third place, the artist just made it to fug with the people, and later was put away from display, but he did win first place with a haunted miniature hospital corridor

[@lulolie]

Not haumted, from the walking dead/zonbie apocalypse show "don't open, dead inside" door

[@whoatemychocolate]

14:17 That's a logical fallacy: Nobody actually shows anyone the pictures they took at an art exhibition, because nobody cares about other people's pictures. Signed, someone who will never ever ever sit through an hour of their aunt's vacation pictures again

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

13:28 That's just like that "celebrate our differences" cartoon from one of your r/AccidentalRacism videos.

[@vivianshartzer8212]

First time I encountered a giant, I was heading to Whiterun at the beginning. I was casually strolling through the fields, picking flowers and stealing crops, when this lady ran up to me. She's like "no thanks to YOU, we defeated it." And I turn around and there's a giant on the ground not ten feet behind me.

[@anitanielsen1061]

21:56 Sir, that’s the Frickin’ Fairly Oddparents/Danny Phantom artstyle, not anime.

[@owenfyfe7993]

KZbin thanks for being quick with Click videos, for ONCE in your life.

[@bozhidarabuyuklieva]

ikr? i was just browsing and then saw THIS!

[@alphahendricks]

I didn't know he posted until its mentioned in his discord. But yeah thanks

[@owenfyfe7993]

Click thank u for hearting this, I didn't know editing would remove it, that was mb.

[@zotha]

The art shoe thing is only funny until you get arrested for art theft when you try and put it back on

[@t3hwaddledee]

29:06 that cup is awesome. I got in trouble early on in the pandemic for bringing in a bleach bottle as a water bottle (very well cleaned, still not a great idea…) and drinking it in front of my boss or customers. After that shift, they never said anything about my “Diet Clorox” tshirt…

[@seigeengine]

It's actually one of the best things you could use as a water bottle, discounting the risk of accidentally drinking a real bottle of bleach out of habit. You can even use bleach to sanitize water for drinking in an emergency, you just have to know how to do it.

[@kirashadowmoon]

31:34 age aside, this sound like a good plot. Especially is the daugher was the one who report the crime and plead self defense. "I didn't want to die so I offer him this" kind of stuff.

[@Redbeardian]

4:45 That's Cherdleys and Trevor Wallace doing a comedy sketch together. They're both hilarious.

[@Kai-Createss]

Zombie ESD's Halloween costume is Waluigi.

[@John_Weiss]

26:26 FunFact: The Nok Civilization, which existed in what is today Nigera from 1500BC-1BC left behind such amazing artifacts and artwork, that Racist 19th & 20th Century Whites were convinced that it was a "Lost Ancient Greek Colony." The thought that Black People could make such things was incomprehensible to them.   Well, _suck rocks, racists!_ Not only were the Nok that advanced, they actually _independently invented ironworking_ without first doing bronze-work. You see, iron is _notoriously difficult_ to work. Every other civilization either learned it from those who had ironworking technology already, or they first learned how to work copper, then bronze, and only after mastering bronzeworking did they finally figure out how to work iron. _And the Nok skipped forward right to iron,_ unlike every other civilization. That's like a freshman in high-school [9th grade] skipping algebra and trigonometry and taking calculus with the seniors [12th grade] because they're just _that_ smart.

[@seigeengine]

Okay, so gist right, framing bad. The history of metallurgy in sub Saharan Africa is complicated and suffers from a lack of sufficient evidence. Generally speaking, it's unclear, but it's believed that iron and copper metallurgy were developed and spread simultaneously in sub Saharan Africa. It's also not strictly an upgrade. That is, you don't need anything of bronze metallurgy to do iron metallurgy. It's just that that's the common path. Strictly speaking, iron is more common anyway. One suggestion I read is that differences in trees in different regions may have enabled reaching higher temperatures, but I don't know to what extent that's actually true or relevant to It also wasn't specifically the Nok

[@danielomar9712]

​@@seigeengineObvious Yakubian magic !!! Jk jk

[@threecards333]

7:20 i had this but I was the other person. Back in August I was attending a work conference in an urban center. I presented (hence black pants, button down shirt and tie), then went out to eat. On my way back from the restaurant i walked past an alley way and saw a guy next to a dumpster. So i thought he was dumpster diving. Thus, i offered him a protein bar I had in my bag (conferences are long, so snacks are a must). Turns out he was just taking a leak. I was mortified.

[@classy_info]

22:13 his shoulder connects to her dress

[@Oliver-m2q9m]

Please do a video for ace week PLEASE DO ACE MEMES

[@soarimg]

a

[@Cecetulips]

Yes! I NEED this

[@hannapurigracski2755]

YES. I've been waiting for ages for him to make a video about r/aaaaace

[@EvilPatata]

Came to say this! Yes please click!!!!!

[@feuerling]

With random ace attorney memes scattered in between

[@caitlinsessom161]

21:47 is the Danny Phantom art style

[@VioletSterling-137]

Unfortunately so 😓 Edit: it’s also edited (STOLEN) fan art! The nerve of folks like that…

[@GrzmotOfficial]

15:44 Ima be real. I don’t think food chain in Australia even knows how the food chain in Australia works.

[@boogiebear3095]

20:47 I’m dying at how funny this is 💀

[@ToawstTheToast]

I finally ordered my ghost Mango plush and I cannot wait for it. Your plushies are simply incredible.

[@amberdawn868]

Btw the couple profile picture is drawn in Danny Phantom style, not anime XD but yeah that armband was a holup moment.

[@sorcerousfang]

I'll be "that person" and argue that he's not wrong since anime is just short for animation, but also we know what you mean. Disclaimer: am anime and cartoon fan who speaks Japanese (not fluent, though). I use both terms interchangeably because it's fun to talk about my favorite Japanese cartoons and American anime with friends from both countries. 😅

[@ClownHoundII]

3:30 This story reminds me a lot of a friend I used to have. He'd request feet pics but in internet joke kind of way. When he learned I did OF, he thought it was "unfair" I wasn't letting him see my feet but letting other men see me nude.

[@oldgus01]

21:00 The normal meaning of the word is "brutal extrajudicial execution". I did a Google search to check. "Beating up" is quite the stretch for that word.

[@blacklight8786]

9:00 the artist who made that also submitted another one on that context and as I remember he won with this one but only after he won did the judges found out what this was, if my memory serves me right the judges wanted to quickly just hush him away with it while allowing him to be the winner... also his other work was like the 2nd or I don't remember ... all I remember is that it was intentionally like a social test from the artist.

[@minestar2247]

5:12 ah yes, the best trick ever, messing with your expectations

[@Antje_An]

5:58 LMAO I THOUGHT THEY MEANT "ATE" LIKE SLAYED 😭😭😭

[@forrestfey]

Hannibal L

[@stevensiferd7104]

@25:34 -- Mom: 1992; Daughter: 2005. I think the point was that Mom gave birth at 13.

[@MelissaWickersham-k4o]

Yeah. Ouch. 13 year olds should not get pregnant. They are too young.

[@bak1929]

Nah its usually about what year they started learning to dance or something and the video would basically be them comparing their skill level

[@ProulxS]

35:52 Click not knowing that grindr is not a match-based app is logical but also such a refresher for some reason...

[@TheAureliaLuna]

26:12 This reminds me of when my mom told me that someone thought she was 52. She's 44. Full story: She had a baby in April 2024, and she is at an age where it was VERY surprising for this to happen. So, she's walking into one store, and after goes to an adjacent store, where a woman walks up to her and says something about how her [the womans] daughter said, "See that lady over there with the baby? She's 52." A, why are you saying this about a stranger without full knowledge? B, why is this your business again? And C, why are you telling MY MOM THIS?? Ngl, if she'd look pretty good for being 52. Kinda glad I wasn't there, because if the daughter of the other woman was just BSing then she DEFINITELY would've said that I'm actually the mom. I'm 15, but I look a little older, and 3 people thought that my mother is actually the grandmother, and I'm the mom. Someone even congratulated me, but I stupidly said, "Thank you," and in my head I'm going, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT???" Of course, I was watching my brother in a corner with nobody near me, while my mom was checking out, so it looked to be the case. Honestly sucks that we've gotten to an age where people who aren't even legal adults are seen as parents... 😞