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[@TheClick]

who is excited for Cerberus Duck

[@luciel._444]

Me!!

[@knuxenglish]

Me

[@KeehoSupremacy]

ME

[@mentally.not.stable393]

I shall get one for every friend I have

[@Jackie_XIII]

Me! Me!! Me!

[@joiedevivre2005]

Someone in one of my FB groups referred to "stats pulled from the butt" as "rectally sourced statistics" & this was immediately filed away in my mental lexicon.

[@mibbern_9273]

This is gold. I need to use this lol. 😆

[@CircusFoxxo]

I humbly submit "verbal diarrhea" for people just yapping bullshit

[@celestewoodworth5627]

Using technical language to express a colloquial insult seems to always heighten the impact.

[@Nataniahuahu]

​@@CircusFoxxo Saw "yapping" in The click comment section straight up going to explode😭/j

[@nolalookenbill7053]

And now it has been filed into mine Thank you for sharing this info, gud sir

[@urgonnahaveabadtime]

I don’t think people understand that you CAN still be a traditional housewife. The whole point of feminism is having the right to choose what you do with yourself rather then being restricted by gender roles. That includes the right to choose if you wanna be a ceo or a house wife.

[@Abyzz_Knight]

Well obviously a woman can only be a traditional housewife or a feminist who specifically rejects all traditional feminine roles. There is no in between or alternative choices /s

[@arialash1113]

Good on you! You hit the nail on the head! Shame that I honestly don't think they care....😅

[@sobanya_228]

Some feminists will not be kind to women who chose to be trad. And to men who are not.

[@rimiserk8277]

What an asinine logic.

[@bushybeardedbear]

@@rimiserk8277 That sentence doesn't need to include "an". Including it might be seen as extremely stupid or foolish. You know. Asinine. Care to explain the flaws in the logic you see?

[@yellodragon]

The hot tub invite....even creepier than initially described. He said it was on 20 acres and there was no one around. 3-4 women should come and get drunk at a stranger's home in an area where help isn't available.

[@ginrodino8542]

Yep. At the beginning of that post I was like "ok, so he's planning to recprd them," then as soon as it said how big the area was, I changed my thought to "ok so he plans to kidnap or do worse to the women"

[@fencarroll9463]

Don't forget he said no dudes, no fatties, clothing optional. Creepy as hell!

[@motionless_horizon]

Legitimately feels like a serial killer/grapist wrote it

[@mihaelaparvu7585]

And that’s how every horror movie/story begins 😮

[@hannajung7512]

​@@fencarroll9463yeah, up until that point it would have been almost just a botched advertisement for a hide out for erotic get aways...

[@Rikajael]

Blaming a girl who said no repeatedly, instead of the psycho that brought the gun to school, is really messed up. She needs new friends.

[@minestar2247]

Where in the video is that? It's kinda insane

[@timothyisstupid]

Uh, did I miss a page, when did THAT happen

[@artheenbyrogue804]

40:06 to 41:36 is when this happened. They also made it seem as tho this psycho was the VICTIM which is wild.

[@timothyisstupid]

@@artheenbyrogue804 JESUS CHRIST that is awful

[@marybdrake1472]

Yeah, she need to boot all of those "friends" out of her life. No one needs people like that around them.

[@ambercloud]

My just 14 Yr old nephew shocked us into silence when he mentioned his girlfriend needing chocolate and support because it was the end of the month and that meant the periods were coming. He thought all those who have periods got them at the end of the month as a collective. Sweet that he wanted to be supportive but wow I'm worried about the biology/sex Ed classes at his school now!

[@Lauren-pl7bi]

When I was 14 I thought periods were always at the very beginning of the month (women in my family tend to be late bloomers 😅) Health and sex ed classes are a joke

[@asvegas777]

Maybe he thought like a period at the end of the sentence they come at the end of the month? The chocolate and support part is really sweet though

[@disasterjay2007]

Girl Babe, why do you always give me chocolate on the 30th? Guy: Because your period is coming! Girl: ???

[@Cloud_hair]

@@disasterjay2007 I mean, if I was getting free chocolate every month, I don't even think I'd correct them

[@hesthearcher]

American sex ed is typically just labeling pieces of their reproductive organs, genuinely. It's not even typically graded harshly, if at all. They genuinely aren't required to learn about sex at all, some of my lass friends mention only remembering being told that their activity levels can change the shape of their hymen, and I know the lads only remember being told they're gonna look and sound cooler and the white stuff most likely isnt an infection and you dont need to see a doctor about it If you're raising your kid in america, please for the love of all things good introduce them to proper sex ed

[@scoutlaceharding]

It is wild to me how many men are convinced that every woman wants a partner and cannot be happy without one. If an unpartnered woman is happy, it must be a cope or she'll definitely regret it later on. Is it because they themselves can't fathom being happy without a wife? Or just that their brain can't process a woman existing peacefully outside of a male context?

[@keythealien]

Yes! I will not go out to find it again because it's pointless since KZbin removes outside links, but there's an article that confirmed, on average, single men are less happy than single women, and that divorced women are generally happier than their ex husbands. Women are just happier alone, on average. We all know the problematic party girl who can't survive without a guy to be mad at, of course, but generally speaking? Yeah, men don't deal with loneliness as well. Societal problem? Probably? Maybe? It's worth discussing, though, I think.

[@morganablackwater2017]

The last one...

[@Beenus2622]

Its so hard for pick-mes and incel men to think that woman are ... human💀 and woman can be lesbians or asexual or anything that does not involve men

[@TeahThyme]

As an asexual and happily single person I’ve met plenty of mostly women (likely due to irl interests overlapping more, like learning gluten free baking) of varying ages that are happily divorced and also not looking for more than people to hang out with. So there’s definitely less pressure when you’re older to not get pressured into misery, especially for those that have been there, done that and are done with that. It’s sad in a way but definitely don’t devalue friendships regardless if you’re married or not, seems to lead to divorce quite frequently when you’re not allowed to have friends and enjoy the simple things in life. Like how to make the “semla” not look so sad when you’re not allowed to use gluten when baking, chemistry fun times just so you get to hang out with people and not be stuck at home

[@ConfusedBirthdayCake-so5wd]

I have never heard that statement ever.

[@amberdawn868]

That story about the girl being actively blamed for a boy BRINGING A GUN INTO SCHOOL BECAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE HIS FEELINGS made my blood boil. She did the right thing both by telling him no AND by reporting what he told her to the administration. Her "friends" can go bugger off, and that girl needs new friends.

[@rebny7801]

That meme triggered me real bad. That there are people out there who think that way ,is messed up, soooo messed up! She doesn't just need new friends, she needs to move away from that bench of creeeeeeeeps!

[@Insertia_Nameia]

I don't want to know the bad things that would've happened to her if she agreed. And you *know* that if she agreed and then abused by him they'd be blaming her to and asking why she agreed in the orst place. 🙄

[@mati.benapezo]

It's always a lose-lose with those friends. Probably the frivolous type.

[@chesneymigl4538]

What's worse is how very common it is. There are tons of violent incidence like this in the US and incel BS tied to it. Oh, no. If only women would let men treat them like crap, we could avoid the mass pew pew. /sarcasm.

[@alb91878]

Exactly! I nearly yelled at my damn phone I really f****** hate people like that! Especially girls! That makes me more crazy than anything! To know that as a girl this girl was nearly victimized and almost turned into a statistic and then to have other friends that were also female blaming her enrages me! I'd look straight dead ass in their face after cussing them out and tell them to date his sorry ass!

[@candemartinez2324]

About the Selena Gomez "meme": Selena wants to be a mother, but because of the lupus she suffers and the medication she takes, she cannot. It's a very sensitive topic for her. So that's another level of fucked up with that meme

[@MandieKearns-Moore]

And she's so young to be dealing with lupus. If people had a concept of what she's going through they wouldn't say the things they say

[@pogpogpurinn]

Man that is so sad

[@cryochick9044]

Ya know Never did I think that someone like Selena Gomez is someone I relate to. I can't get pregnant. I want to, it is *really* depressing.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Never ever fuck with this topic, Like ever!!! I am happily child free but for heavens Sake even I know to never ever mess with that . . . .IT IS so messed Up, Just Like being pregnant can BE the worst Thing for someone WHO does Not want to BE pregnant, Not being pregnant can BE the worst Thing ever If you want a child!!!

[@cryochick9044]

@@SingingSealRiana yep. I at least have a girlfriend, so I can be a mother still if she wants to be pregnant and we do get married (ultimately her choice not mine). But it still hurts the fact I can never have that.

[@Mimi-cq4bg]

Jackie O was reaching for a piece of his skull. She was doing exactly what most loving spouses would do. She was in shock, realized a piece of him was gone and she was trying to get it back. If that doesn’t gut you nothing will.

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

funfact: whenever divorce became accessable to women (without having to prove that the husband cheated or something, just saying that they didn't want to be married to their husband any more and that's that) in a country, the number of husbands who got murdered by their wifes droped significantly in that country. just because I'm at that bit of the video where some walking fedora is pondering about making "diciplining your wife" legal and if that would do something against domestic violence...

[@crowdemon_archives]

Hmmmmmm, because nothing encourages "mysterious spousal deaths" like somehow giving man-children more "leeway" to be an absolute jackass of a human...

[@nickberry5520]

Walking Fedora forgets domestic violence goes both ways.

[@B.Harper7]

@nickberry5520 I've mentioned to friends that I'm curious if the amount of poisonous houseplants and landscape/ ornamentals are THE STANDARD, because they were multi use lmfao 🤣 😂 don't get me wrong, many are medicinal in small doses, like belladonna, but it's the last medicine you'll take with a large a.ss dose. Oleanders, daffodils, hyacinths, philodendron, ranunculus, holly, monstera.... so many. ZZ plants for fcks sake hahahaha, they are everywhere and highly toxic.

[@auntbee6993]

I stumbled onto a thread once where women were talking about how their mothers and grandmothers handled ab*sive partners back in the day and my favorite was the grandma that took the beating, waited for her husband to fall asleep, boiled a full pot of water in her biggest pot, then woke him up to her standing over him with the boiling pot. She told him next time she wouldn't wake him up, she'd just dump it. He never put his hands on her again.

[@wolvie1618]

I hope Walking Fedora is ready for some arsenic in his morning coffee if that's how he wants things.

[@thegaychicken]

It blows my mind how some people think that periods can be held in like pee. Like no. Please. Stop

[@bouncycomix]

Right? It's like asking if someone can hold the blood in from a cut.

[@thegaychicken]

@@bouncycomix yeah exactly! It’s like that post about that guy claimed tampons and pads were a ‘luxury’ item and women should just ‘control their bladders’

[@commentsforthealgorithm]

@@bouncycomixthis is always what I think about 😂 if blood is coming out anywhere on the body you cannot hold it. Periods, cuts, nosebleeds, etc

[@byocko]

just hold it bro 🙉

[@Morbing_Time]

To be fair, a lot of men barely know what periods are

[@chipthedesmodus]

Fun fact: there is a species of lizard which has no male members within it. They are the ✨lesbian✨ lizards, and they reproduce by essentially cloning themselves. I love lesbian lizards. That’s all I have to say.

[@amanbirbthe4th967]

They do have male members. It's rare, but when it happens they just reproduce normally.

[@Lunar994]

Whiptail Lizard?

[@goldengolem4670]

Lets hope they dont all die because of a single disease. Cloning makes things very vulnerable to them.

[@Ultra04channel]

Mourning geckos! Ah, I love them.

[@LisaMartin-r1n]

Fun fact : it is actually scientifically possible to make a baby with two ovaries, the contribution of male part of the creation is not required for human to breed :) It does always make a genetically female child however, just like the geckos.

[@unusualsheep]

In the Post about Kennedy’s assassination it’s also reasonable to assume that she feared that she was going to be next. If someone if willing to kill your spouse right in front of you while knowing that you’re married to them, who’s to say that you’re *not* next? At least that what I assumed when I saw that image the first time a few years ago, but the fact that she was trying to retrieve a piece of his SKULL?! That poor woman 😢

[@sluttymctits4496]

What's more, Jackie insisted on wearing her blood-stained dress during LBJ's swearing in despite people trying to get her to change. As kind and graceful as she often was, she firmly said something to the effect of "No, let them see what they've done."

[@ww3196]

In 6th grade I got to take a forensics science course. The teacher didn't hold back and during a lesson on bullets, guns, etc.. he showed us the picture and a recreation of the Kennedy shooting going over how the bullet destroyed his skull.... the part that really stuck out to me was how Mrs. Kennedy jumped for that piece of his skull and how she held onto it for as long as possible. That is so fucking sad. I can only imagine the pain she was in..I can only imagine how I, or anyone else, would've reacted if it was them sitting next to their loved one as they were shot.

[@juliaboskamp9666]

Yeah and not even a hour after JFK died she was back in public so the country wouldn't be in a huge panic she was still wearing her dress covered in her husband's blood and brainpieces

[@CircusFoxxo]

Yeah that one is so ghoulish it's not even funny, it doesn't matter what anyone is doing or who anyone is in that photo, a man's head exploded two feet from her two seconds before the photo and she's currently covered in him literally anyone would be skedaddling

[@celestewoodworth5627]

I remember seeing an interview somewhere about why she did it. She said she grabbed it because she thought the doctors would need it when they saved him, so they could put it back together. Broke my heart hearing her say that.

[@nyneeveanya8861]

I’m in my sixties now. I married, divorced, and had a child in my early twenties. Dated a few men in my late twenties. Realized my taste in men was horrible and stopped dating by 30. Raised my child, bought my own home. Went where I wanted, when I wanted. Paid someone for yard work, home and auto repair and have lived a pretty good life. Yes, I got lonely sometimes, but not enough to give up control over all the things I have enjoyed in my life. Some people get along just fine without a spouse or significant other.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Glad to have you with us! It's always nice to hear from people who have enough life experience to not only prove incels/bigots wrong, but also are an example of hope: Good and kind people have made it through on their own terms, and they're here reminding us of it now. Thank you.

[@animaelisa9594]

sounds like me, aside from the kid part, i love living the single life and doing whatever i want at 38 ^^

[@animeartist888]

So happy for you, living your own life. It's wild how some people don't seem to understand the concept of being happy and single at the same time.

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

I’m in my mid 40s. I had my only child at 17 and had been with her father since I was 14. That unhealthy relationship lasted til I was 26. Got into another unhealthy relationship from 27-30. Decided I needed to work on myself and now I can’t see myself getting into another relationship. I enjoy my peace too much. You can be happy, fulfilled and single.

[@kiingsomniia]

​@@Just_Reading_Comments glad you're doing better :)

[@SelfProclaimedGorl]

“Why aren’t women signed up to be agents” were women even allowed to be agents in Kennedy’s time

[@teathesilkwing7616]

They weren’t I don’t think

[@genesisofthebetween]

Nope.

[@way2dead4u]

only about 50% of the states had ratified the women's suffrage movement (i.e women's right to vote) at that point in history, considering the last state to do so was in 1984. so no, we weren't even allowed to vote in some states then, let alone have careers as Secret Service or CIA agents

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Women had just gotten the right to own a CREDIT CARD like, a decade before 😭

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Pretty sure there *are* female secret service agents nowadays. It's just all so ridiculous.

[@babowasalwayshere]

4:34 Trying to retrieve a piece of skull is simultaneously so very irrational and oddly very rational. Logically, if part of your skull is blown off you probably won't be needing it much longer. But shock tells you putting it back will make it all better. Sad for the mockery people make of that poor lady.

[@falleithani5411]

The "fun" reality of it is that it becomes more fully rational again, once you better understand the subject. Most medical experts are aware of the story of Phineas Gage, and there are people out there right now who are walking around with bullets lodged inside their brain tissue, who mostly recovered. It's extremely rare, but not impossible. She had no way to be sure exactly how severe the damage was, and so did her best to keep as many possibilities open as she could.

[@babowasalwayshere]

@@falleithani5411 Oh yea I'm aware people can survive with brain damage. It just often isn't the case when a part of your skull is blown off, since it also leads to hemorrhaging and other fun stuff since the brain is quite essential. That guy is quite a famous guy in psychology as well since survived a railroad spike straight through the brain, although his personality was permanently altered. But I do think you make an excellent point. Better safe than sorry. No one would be able to live with the guilt of knowing they could have done something and didn't, and the best thing she could do being unskilled in combat was try to put his skull back together to mitigate damage.

[@lilscenechick1995]

It’s actually a very logical thought to have in that moment. A moment of clarity in the chaos. Retrieving body parts and tissue is pretty important (i.e. if you cut off a finger, or you drop a chainsaw on your leg-which happens more than you think when people cut branches off trees). I can’t imagine the horror and panic that poor woman experienced.

[@dabatman5187]

Honestly I would argue the Kennedy thing is victim blaming, you know, cause SHE SAW HER HUSBAND GET ASSASSINATED IN FRONT OF HER OWN EYES

[@rynhart4174]

I second this motion.

[@PandoraBear357]

The man is also one of several secret service agents and it's their job to run towards the president and first lady in that sort of situation. A short bit later the first lady is being covered by secret service. They are not normal people and are trained to not run away. Tim McCarthy took a bullet for President Reagan.

[@stampandscrap7494]

Was goung to say this.

[@chesneymigl4538]

Yeah, and in that photo, what does the poster expect her to be doing? She's literally picking up PIECES of her husband out of the car.

[@wolvie1618]

Honestly the fact she was doing anything at all says a lot about how tough she was. A lot of people would probably be frozen in shock and just sitting there.

[@Sugarplum_bum]

I love how some men seem to think tampons will “wear a woman out”, sir, you’re truly telling on yourself if you think a tampon is what’s gonna make her “loose”

[@ferretqueen2908]

Seriously its a tampon not a sex toy, they're smaller than a finger most of the time

[@waffles3629]

​@@ferretqueen2908 yep. And even if it is bigger than a finger (though that's more likely with menstrual cups), have they seen how big newborns are??

[@ferretqueen2908]

@@waffles3629 plus, the whole "getting loose" thing is a big fat myth anyway, the only reason virgins are "tighter" is because they're typically not as relaxed as people who have had sex before. The v*gina just naturally widens when it's aroused, which can be counteracted by stress.

[@annak804]

If you find a tampon intimidating sexually you are probably not someone who needs to be having sex

[@LisaMartin-r1n]

It's not even the point ! like Man, if you don't go right after a fucking baseball bat or childbirth, it will be right as new the day after. IT'S MUSCLE, it GOES BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL FORM.

[@CyberWarezz05]

The girl that got victim blamed reminded me of a story: my friend had very strict parents and they didn't accept any boyfriend that she had. So one time she got a guy that her parents liked, and because of that she was allowed to go on vacations with him. One time, they were with some of his friends and he "jokingly" said that he will "gladly share his girlfriend with them right there and then". She hated him for that but she stayed with him simply because he was her escape card from her parents. And the worst part is that her parents knew he was borderline ab*sive, but they ignored it because he was "handsome and educated".

[@Grace-ms7un]

That sounds like how part of my life wentg

[@chillero3heftig712]

Wouldn't the parents hate if she slept around? Which she would do if the bf made her? Damn the hypocrisy.

[@garfieldkater5469]

​@@chillero3heftig712 "Sleeping around" sounds still better than whatthe post seems to mention, which is that she doesn't want it, so it would even be rape

[@brandonp5846]

That guy is a either a closeted cuck, he wants to see his friends d*cks, or is just a plain old misogynist. Absolutely disgusting to say about someone either way!

[@thethe4665]

I physically recoiled after reading that

[@bridgetcooney5085]

Ya, Jackie Kennedy tried to piece her husband's head back together. It's one of the most tragic things I've ever seen filmed. It was so utterly desperate and primal, and we somehow have documentation of it. No one's worst moment should be filmed like that, but we have it, and the only lesson we should learn is compassion. You can see in the moment the only thought she had was piecing him back together. Maybe hoping he'd heal, maybe just not wanting the public to see him like that. It doesn't really matter which, it was so instant and instinctual. How anyone could make judgements and not just feel for the raw humanity blows my mind

[@lilscenechick1995]

It’s been over a decade since I’ve seen the footage and it’s still fresh in my mind. How people dared to mock her or criticize her reaction absolutely disgusts me to my core.

[@wolvie1618]

Plus she had her own husband's blood and brain matter on her clothes. I'd like to see how well that nutter responds to being covered in his spouse's viscera.

[@virtchuual8041]

my history teacher replayed the video multiple times to drill the lesson of compassion and empathy into our heads. I’m glad he did, because i didn’t turn out like the person who made that tweet.

[@bridgetcooney5085]

@@virtchuual8041 I honestly think her thoughts were probably most akin to that's not supposed to be over there, that's supposed to be part of his head. It broke me, knowing that whatever she was trying to do was futile. But she was clearly in an autopilot desperation mode. Crash course in empathy right there. We know now that they had problems, that he wasn't as good of a husband as he should have been. But in that moment none of that mattered. She NEEDED to try, she NEEDED to do what she was doing. There was no thought to more rounds being fired, there was nothing except the need to piece him back together. It's still one of the most agonizingly human things I've ever seen. And I'm also glad that it helped foster empathy in me. That's probably the only saving grace to that footage being available.

[@virtchuual8041]

@@bridgetcooney5085 Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[@monicab7386]

The list.... "having more than one brother." Why, because you don't want two+ protective brothers to beat you for mistreating their sister, or are you afraid a woman who rough housed with two brothers growing up could kick your rump without needing thebrothers as backup???

[@axehead45]

Most girls who have male siblings can 100% kick their ass. But if she doesn’t then those male siblings are 100% ready to commit felonies against you.

[@-_travisphelps_-3591]

That story of the girl who got threatened with a gun reminds me of that song that goes "Be nice to sad boys or you might get shot (...) If Sad Boy comes to school tomorrow with a gun, its your fault you could have been a nice girl (...)" All sung sarcastically, as if things that the female singer has been told. It is crazy to me that a situation where a woman gets threatened because she wasnt "nice" enough in rejecting a man, and then gets blamed, is a common enough experience to be made into a song.

[@PandoraBear357]

"Women shouldn't accept drinks from men they aren't interested in. You shouldn't lead men on or you deserve their anger." "You think you're too good to accept a drink? Can't even give a man a chance? Of course he'd get mad. You should be nicer." Freaking people I tell you. There's always someone trying to blame the girl for a boy's temper tantrums.

[@Starrie-o]

Would you share the song name?

[@guggelguggel7491]

​@@Starrie-o I dont know if its the same song, but it reminds me of a GRrlswood (?) song from the album "I sold my soul to the devil when I waa twelve". Correct me if Im wrong?

[@colixart]

@@PandoraBear357as a man, I agree with you, a lot of men are just so obsessed and crappy

[@B.Harper7]

*Tw for smishsmortion* The song Breakfast by Dove Cameron is a reversal on the male boss getting his secretary pregnant and expecting her to 'take care of it'; then switches back to now with what all is happening. It's very good at getting that creepy aspect and wtf feelings. I didn't know her from Disney (??Disney, Nick?) but I love her voice.

[@oakenshadow6763]

The saddest part about this is any decent husband or spouse would want her to run and live, not stay and possibly be shot, too. Instead of running for her life, she wanted to preserve him, show him respect. He was literally just killed, and her first thought was to try and get his skull piece back. While covered in more than blood. She really was amazing. Poor woman had blood and brain matter on her and still went to sign in the Vice Present as Present. She didn't change out of the dress. 4:00

[@animeotaku307]

It wasn’t just being respectful. She recounted that she saved that skull piece because she was thinking “the doctors might need this.” Poor woman was trying to save her husband in her state of shock and douchebags twisted it up.

[@10Gpixels]

Pretty sure the "tampons will wear women out" people are just self-conscious about their size lmao

[@annak804]

If they are intimidated by a tampon they probably shouldn't be having sex

[@Captain.Cranky77]

Fr, I was thinking that

[@morganablackwater2017]

I don't think any man can be small as tampon - even as a teenager... Its they sadistic ideas where they take pleasure in "ripping" women apart causes obsession with women being tight... Shows they really have none idea about sex to begin with but thats not a suprise 😊

[@GretchZ]

Warning: TMI . . . . . . . I’m a trans woman who would need to magnum condoms, were I not in a monogamous marriage. This is most likely due to EDS, as connective tissue stretches, and it seems to be getting more of an issue over time. Anyway, my wife has a “body count” I don’t know the number of, but I think 5 or so have come up in conversation over the past 7 years. 5+ prior partners. 7 years of magnum. She still yeets the little lady out about 30% of the zeniths of experience or as she approaches it. MUSCLES. It’s MUSCLES. ABAM power bottoms aren’t wearing diapers, people! Muscles!

[@turtal2595]

@@GretchZthe way i just imagined you screaming muscles at the men who just don’t care to understand it, PUHAHAHA

[@celestialstar6450]

It irks me when people blame the victim for saying no instead of the perpetrator for not accepting the victim’s boundaries. We need to start raising our kids better.

[@mintymilka9400]

cause if they have to blame one bad guy, then they'd also have to blame the people they care about and themselves when they're the bad guy. instead of admitting they're wrong and putting in effort to be better, they'd rather cower from responsibilities and ally with other shitty people so they can provide alibis for each other. it's lowly, pathetic narcissism

[@meganmoney3479]

@@mintymilka9400anti feminism in a nutshell as well

[@bottomofastairwell]

i mean, if the guy didn't want to get stabbed, he shouldn't have kept saying "no" to the robber. he could've been nicer and just given the robber all his money

[@mintymilka9400]

@@meganmoney3479 one of the most prominent examples of rape culture, unfortunately

[@animeotaku307]

Especially because if she did go with him and the relationship inevitably went south, she would be berated for “not seeing the signs” and for “being stupid enough to get involved with him.” Just can’t win here.

[@shawnbreaux1532]

Reminds me of that time my boss tried to fire me because I had insisted that periods aren't optional, and can't be turned off like a light switch or a water faucet. She fired me after I finished installing the wall mounted tampon machine. Half her workforce walked off.

[@nixi-bixi]

She? Wtf! She should personally know better!

[@galaxygorl]

SHE????

[@GretchZ]

HAH! “I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.”

[@cellytron]

HANG ON *SHE*?!?!

[@wajmgirl]

Yeah if that’s what it said on your paperwork than that’s probably not legal. Or the story is made up.

[@Flaming_Pulsar]

One of the best things about being me is that I have a four-part barrier against creepy men trying to hit on me: I'm married, asexual, lesbian, and trans. Take your pick

[@goodboi6329]

M.A.L.T.

[@LisaMartin-r1n]

unfortunately, you are also a prime candidate for hate crime....

[@connerblank5069]

I usually just rely on the beard. Most guys who would hit on someone with a beard aren't also creepy.

[@goodboi6329]

@@connerblank5069 and beards are stylish too

[@Beenus2622]

​@@goodboi6329 hehe MALT

[@devinlupei5071]

24:35 I don't appreciate that 'raised by wolves' analogy, wolves treat their mates well and stay together for life.

[@MandieKearns-Moore]

I had a wolf Shepherd hybrid got him when I was 16 and he was the absolute best with my kids nobody was allowed near them that I didn't allow near them I would have trusted him with their lives and he absolutely saved their lives once when there was a rather vicious-looking spider he went absolutely nuts making sure HIS babies stayed away

[@angelxanime7620]

I mean he said “they weren’t even raised by wolves”

[@izzy-wt9sr]

Average stereotype moment

[@bottomofastairwell]

AND, the entire alpha beta hierarchy bs is based on observing the dynamics and hierarchy in wolves, and as it turns out, the researcher got it wrong, and it wasn't the males who were the alphas in that hierarchy, it was the female leader of a family, because those wolf packs were matriarchal. i just love that little tidbit

[@ferretqueen2908]

​​@@bottomofastairwellyeah, the research was done on a bunch of unrelated male wolves in captivity, wolf packs in the wild are a male and female wolf and their pups, led by the female

[@majasteinchen]

40:00 Girls says no - "She should have gone on a date with him! She is selfish!" Do this people think he would stop after one date? He would probably pressured her in even more dangerous situations like sexual harassment and stuff. After such things people suddenly say: "She brought herself in that situation. She could just simple have said no if she didn't like him/it." People will always victim blame because it's easier than confronting the real issue.

[@cbgaming7209]

40:53 if I was the principal and I learned why that boy had a gun in school I’d have a whole lecture on accepting no from people and not to mess up your life because your crush doesn’t like you back

[@KeylahJooste-gj8rs]

Honestly, a woman doctor teaching a class about female anatomy might be necessary, since my anemic trans brother was told by a male doctor that his symptoms of anemia was just caused by "the stress and hormones" he's experiencing as a "teen woman". Said symptoms being him struggling to breathe when running, constantly wanting to sleep, feeling dizzy during school times.

[@xylophone_888]

"teen woman" just makes it all even worse ew, so sorry for your brother

[@StormFreeze]

Not necessarily. I went to the er about a problem with my urethra, got a female doctor, and she confused it for the clit

[@yuzuchi5381]

@@StormFreeze WTF ????????????????????? HOOOOOOW ??????

[@KeylahJooste-gj8rs]

​@@StormFreeze The male:female doctor horror stories are too big of a difference for me take my chances with a male doctor leading that course still, ngl. Your story is pretty horrifyingly stupid on the doctor's part, of course

[@radschele1815]

Yeah, anemia IS common in AFAB folks in puberty. But... this doesn't mean you shouldn't do something about it. Erectile dysfunction is also normal for men over 50 but somehow, they'll get treated. Huh?

[@eustacia03]

The answer to why these guys care that women are not getting married and having kids - they think every woman who stays single is personally responsible for their misery. You see, she should be marrying them instead.

[@nekk-ra7080]

Guys like that are the reason I didn't get married or have kids. Rather be alone and sometimes lonely, then spend my life with someone who tears me down because I'm not the woman they "deserve".

[@bluegoose777]

Ummmm that may be the case for some guys but for many of us it is because civilization will collapse without a new generation of children. It has to do with your obligation to your people.

[@eustacia03]

@@bluegoose777 Do.... do you think that because you personally are not getting laid that no one is having children??????

[@itsgab5745]

​@@bluegoose777 As a Grade A man. My bloodline ends with me and I'm taking society with me lmao.

[@Violet-Storm]

@@bluegoose777 a civilization that treats its women and working class peoples this badly doesn’t deserve to continue. The places that don’t have rampant sexism and a pathological hatred of the working class are the ones maintaining a steady birth rate. Improve or face extinction.

[@AskanHelstroem]

12:40 A Wife *should* cook for her husband! And a Husband *should* cook for his Wife... It makes ur significant other feel loved. Gods, I'm tired of cooking just for myself -.-'

[@Tachii31]

That hot tub ad was either a creep with cameras or a slasher villain. There is no other explanation.

[@Abyzz_Knight]

Why not both?

[@sarahr8311]

Someone hoping to film a "reality show" style horror movie

[@Verårtu]

Craigslist...

[@Alex-lz6eq]

Definitely both

[@thelichking202]

For added context about the location, this is for Marion Iowa, a town in an area with several colleges with the county having a comparatively high student population. This is someone attempting to cater to, and take advantage of, women who are under the legal drinking age and potentially just under age. Mega yikes

[@ayajones6069]

People who are so loud against us childfree women always just come off as bitter and miserable but want to convince everyone that their lifestyle is best so that others can be miserable too

[@SpottedWithin]

As someone with who's repeatedly had their boundaries crossed, has trouble asserting them as an adult as I was honestly never allowed to have them in childhood, the "you have the right to say no and don't have to explain it to anyone" thing hit really hard. Reminded me of the time this week where I was preparing a whole speech about how I'm still under the weather and felt bad about "ditching" the friend I was supposed to hang out with but when I met no resistance from him and just got a "Okay, feel better" - no fight, no sigh and groan I nearly cried when I got off the phone cause it was so refreshing to see someone not demand answers 😢

[@abigailr.9601]

I’m so glad your friend was good to you and respected your boundaries, after everything it sounds like you’ve been through! Wishing you all the best 🩵

[@waffles3629]

I'm so happy you have that. My spawn points have tried to demand I justify why I couldn't drive 80 minutes to go have dinner with them while I was throwing up every time I moved. This happened a few times (I was on their health insurance, I couldn't even go low contact, which I thankfully am now), until they insisted on "talking some sense into you" and demanded to call me instead of typing. Yeah, 5 seconds into that phone call they hung up real quick. 😂 Serves them right. I've cancelled things with friends and they are just like "Feel better". Or in my partners case (this was before we lived together), she went out, bought ice cream and put it in my freezer while I was sleeping.

[@wardrobewings8000]

15:40 I used to have a coworker who 100% believed that unless a woman lactated, she faked her gasm. So some people out there believe what they see in adult entertainment. Which is sooooo sad.

[@lazykbys]

Which means that he either thinks women in those films are usually faking it, or that he has only seen those films where they lactate without actively seeking out such films. Or something. My head hurts.

[@BananaMellor]

The reason those kinds of dudes get mad at women for wanting to live childfree is they blame the women for their own inability to find a partner who will tolerate them. Choosing a lifestyle that makes them 'unavailable' is an attack on that man's lifestyle since it depends on finding another person who doesn't live for their own sake.

[@CircusFoxxo]

The Jackie Kennedy post is probably the most ghoulish thing I've seen in a long time Nothing matters about that situation as far as what anyone is doing or who each person is because her husband's head fucking exploded two feet from her Even if she's running away she just got shot at and her husband's brains are all over her sweater literally anyone male or female would be beating feet from the scene

[@radschele1815]

Also, the man is doing his job. She's maybe trying to save her life. Maybe really going for his missing head pieces. (Sorry to be graphic). I don't know. Blaming somebody for acting human is disgusting.

[@PrincessNinja007]

​@@radschele1815 Secret services' job in that moment is to protect the first lady. The first lady is fleeing, to protect the first lady. Both people were doing exactly what was needed from them

[@PrincessNinja007]

​@@radschele1815 Yeah I've heard they she was trying to grab the skull in case the doctors needed it to put his head back together. Does seem logical,piece falls off a guy, grab it cause he might want that

[@radschele1815]

@@PrincessNinja007 It's logical for a child. And if you're out of your mind. No hate on her, I wouldn't know what I would do if my potential husband is shot in front of my eyes. Seeing what she did after that, she must have been a strong woman. Also, what she endured before the assassination. An intelligent woman, no matter if I agree with her actions or not.

[@CircusFoxxo]

@@radschele1815 yeah the modifiers/context for the situation is "guy moving in, his job is to take a bullet for the guy who just got shot; lady moving away is two feet from someone who just got shot and might be next"

[@morganqorishchi8181]

The first post alone made me cringe. There is no right way to react to your husband suddenly being shot, but also, she was under the mistaken belief that holding something on the wound would keep him from bleeding out and dying. She's literally being criticized for doing something that medical science at the time taught people was a way to save her husband's life. If trying to keep your spouse alive isn't loving what on Earth IS?

[@sarahr8311]

I mean "hold something on the wound" is generally good advice. It's not super applicable in this specific case, but people who are frightened act wicked illogical. "It came off, put it back on!" is actually a pretty decent response.

[@whoatemychocolate]

33:58 I'm more wondering about who they would cheat with, if no woman enjoys sex 😂 I feel like there's an obvious flaw in that logic.

[@darklight4992]

Their homies. Duh

[@daa5865]

It all turns into r/suddenlygay or whatever the subreddit was 😂

[@mihaelaparvu7585]

Other men that think like him 😂

[@darkwynggryph]

Posts like these are the reason I'm in a fb group named "the fact I'm still attracted to men proves sexuality isn't a choice" 🙃 but seriously, thank you Click for calling out the bs, it makes my day a little bit better

[@WitchyLilyFlower]

lmao that group name is gold 😄

[@abigailr.9601]

That sounds like an amazing fb group truly 💛 I’m definitely filing it away in my brain for future reference!

[@VickyViolet]

This page sounds exceedingly cursed and threateningly accurate. 😂

[@neekromancer]

Lol me too, high five groupmate.

[@hmnhntr]

Honestly it's an uphill road on assumptions as a straight guy right now, and I can't blame women one bit. The number of times I've talked to a guy and then suddenly found out he's a ghoulish sexist is too high. To the point that I'm starting to bait guys with the topic before I'm willing to even hang out with them. Don't need to be around that crap IRL, too.

[@RoseDragon529]

34:14 I *think* what they're saying is guys like sex, women don't, but women put up with it so their guy partners don't go and cheat with someone else.... who would presumably be a woman who also doesn't enjoy sex?

[@wolvie1618]

Any guy that says women don't enjoy sex is REALLYYYYY telling on himself. Any man capable of pleasure his partner can tell you full well that women do in fact enjoy sex.

[@waffles3629]

​@@wolvie1618 yep, like I'm sex repulsed and even I am aware that most women like sex.

[@FirethornYT]

These tweets are hilarious because they are literally saying online that they do not know how to pleasure a woman.

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Speaking of the "we can always tell," I recently watched a meme compilation video. One of them had a woman walking down the runway. Someone in the comments mentioned her, and I kid you not, MULTIPLE people went, "SHE, I think you mean HE." Like... no. One, there would be no problem if she was trans. But two, SHE WAS CIS. Maybe it's because she had broad shoulders?? That's the only reason I could think of but that's super stupid.

[@ginrodino8542]

I often see people say similar about athletes. Like, just because she is good at what she does and doesn't conform to the "ideal western beauty standards (aka looks like a stereotypical model)" doesn't mean she's trans or a guy or whatever it is they think. 😭

[@evelynwilson1566]

I am a woman who is unusually tall for my community. I work outside so I wear practical clothing. I have long been regularly mistaken for a man. Women can be well built, and some men are petite.

[@tensai-a-san]

Some people really take one look at a woman, see one "manly" feature and immediately assume she "can't have been born as a woman". Because women in their eyes are always slim, super feminine and can't have toned muscles, and from their point of view it is apparently impossible for a women to be anything else 😐

[@GretchZ]

This is all conspiracy theories in a nutshell: Making wild claims on the off chance they’re right, so they can be the genius who discovered it.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

There was a post that said something like men keep assuming the type of man women want are fit buff men, when the type of guy most of the women they actually know want are an elf prince, a depressed father, or a line cook.

[@user-qe3ht9sg6o]

Real tho

[@CircusFoxxo]

A man-sized depressed cat, a tiny fox girl who just wants you to be happy, a tall dragon man who controls water

[@bigjok3929]

No but really. What I need a buff man for? To put him instead of wall to cover the big hole in my house?

[@avoiceofreason7]

I think a fat man would be better for that. Maybe as a decorative lamp?

[@katherinec1153]

Line cook girl here frrr

[@Nakia11798]

"Being dominated by a man", someone has never heard about women doms.

[@Nataniahuahu]

"Being dominated by a man' when a muscle mommy walks in

[@cloudstalker8956]

i think that person was asexual maybe they just don't know yet

[@Juicedbelmont]

Something we need way more of

[@airacummins5076]

​@@cloudstalker8956im ace, i knew some people wanted to dom/sub in, like, middle school, i think?

[@cryochick9044]

​@@Juicedbelmontlike my girlfriend. She's lesbian too and we also need more of those in the world.

[@yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198]

The whole “just go with the once” bull is actually going to make it way worse. I was stalked six dang times from fifteen to twenty five. Two of which I went with just to show them it wouldn’t work. They got worse and was threatening and legit chasing me around the college campus at seventeen. I wasn’t even legal!

[@tobiasbayer4866]

Its so ironic because they are probably the same people that will complain and say a women was "leading them on" if they were dumped after the first date. But ofcourse not going on a first date at all is "not giving them a chance". You cant do anything right to please these people...

[@julyol119]

Next time you need to add a "Telling on themselves" field. For all the guys who try to blame women for their own perpetual romantic failure.

[@The_Nightsong]

"The internet nowadays is like 40% misinformed rage-bait and 60% shitty mobilegame-ads." 😆😆😆😆

[@sheersternfeld1914]

But isn't that the same thing?

[@The_Nightsong]

@@sheersternfeld1914 haha yeah 😂

[@Gripen1974]

@@sheersternfeld1914 It is a Venn diagram

[@Brain-dead-gamer]

Yeah, and the other 20% are really bad at maths.

[@18Hongo]

Remember the good old days when ot was just chatrooms and porn? For the younger folks: chatrooms were a thing on the internet back in the early 2000s - they were like discord, but with somehow even more paedos.

[@Cosy.Carmen]

I have a friend who had severe acne in 7th/8th grade and she always seemed so relaxed abt it. I found that so inspiring bc I struggled with self confidence at that time and she always (and still does) just dresses like she wants and says what she thinks. She really is the cooles person I've ever known. So even if you struggle to see it, you're beautiful! ❤

[@tanakasensei3450]

"Women's hair stops growing at 30" You heard it here, folks! Women turn 30, then turn into Saiyans.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

But what about their monkey tails-

[@Niobesnuppa]

It's the extreme version of male pattern baldness: women pattern baldness. All hair stops growing but somehow doesn't fall out, it only goes away if you cut it off, and if you're not careful and keep your feminine locks from youth, you end up looking like one of those creatures from The Descent, and then you have no choice but to go live in the caves.

[@wolvie1618]

Wait but don't Saiyans get more hair tho?

[@wolvie1618]

​@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 piccolo comes by to yank their tail off at birth. Poor guy has been very busy.

[@asierx7047]

​@@wolvie1618 when powering up. You gotta reach Super Womyan 3

[@Nala15-Artist]

05:07 Also, op is missing the fact that back then ... WOMEN WERE LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO BE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS BECAUSE OF THEIR GENDER!!! That's a FACT!

[@nutsi3]

41:00 ah yes, he brought a gun to school, *then* lost his temper after, some people can’t logic

[@haliehope7067]

agreed on the dating. you don't need a lot of money for dating. Once me and my guy friend were paired up for a double date. we weren't into each other at all, but he forgot his wallet and i had less than 20 bucks so i told him "you better be a cheap ass date" and he was and it set for a funny "date" where we tried to out cheap each other. i believe there was lines like "is water free? we will take two of those."

[@abigailr.9601]

That’s amazing! I love that :)

[@sistermadrigalmorning233]

Absolutely. Inexpensive restaurants, picnics, walks in the park, free community events, etc. there are lots of cheap dates you can go on.

[@allicole4861]

The people making fun of the lady for having fun in her kayak seem like they're upset for not being able to do that. The comments that went straight to her private life and saying "if she was married" speaks volumes.

[@crowdemon_archives]

"if she was married" means fuck all too lol When has marriage stop people from being adventurers?

[@wolvie1618]

​@@crowdemon_archives right? I'm not married, but my partner and I like to go out and do things together, we include each other and plan out adventures together. If your partner is suppressing the things you love and who you are, or you feel like you can't enjoy life like you used to, then they probably aren't the one you should be with.

[@MizukiHawkeye]

It reminds me of those posts from secretly bitter parents that are like "HOW DARE YOU KAYAK WHEN YOU COULD HAVE JOY OF CHILD" but here it's just incels

[@Yuruble]

12:05 - It was banned "This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit's rules against sexual or suggestive content involving minors or someone who appears to be a minor."

[@thisrandomperson1843]

Weirdos on social media: "Testosterone is a male hormone!" Animal Kingdom: *Laughs in female Hyena*

[@BoxOfToasters]

*Laughs LIKE a female hyena*

[@radschele1815]

Adrenal gland: am I a joke to you?

[@minestar2247]

Well, hyenas are weirdos anyway,

[@CircusFoxxo]

@@radschele1815 T being part of the hormone soup that kicks female puberty off:

[@juliaboskamp9666]

All animals (this also means humans) have both estrogen and testosterone no matter the gender of the animal

[@xanderfloyd2656]

Fun fact about Sydney Sweeney from the very first post: she recently starred in and produced a religious horror movie called “Immaculate” in which her nun character gets inexplicably preggo with a seemingly Virgin Mary-esque way (slight spoiler: it’s not holy in any way at all); it pissed off these people thinking she was some sort of conservative icon and got them theorizing that she had been “forced” into the movie, despite the fact that it was basically her project (basically bought the decade-old script and produced the movie almost by herself). If you’ve seen the movie, you know why it was a big deal for them, and why that first meme aged like milk.

[@frankm.2850]

The fact so many people think that debating the right of certain groups to exist is reasonable is insane and depressing. I’m so sick of people claiming trans/gays/enbys/etc are mentally ill. You know who determines that? Psychologists and psychiatrists, and they don’t consider any of those things mental illnesses.

[@FantasmagoriaAhoy]

I think the true pathology is being so obsessed about other people's orientation, identity, relationships and $3x lives that you believe you can argue against their personal freedoms or right to exist.

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

9:30 Pro tip, NEVER go into a debate with somebody like this. I’ll happily speak and debate with open-minded people who genuinely want to learn, even if their perspectives differ from mine, but the difference is that they WANT to leave the discussion with an understanding of a new viewpoint. These right-wing “debate bros” can never “lose” because they only care about being the loudest in the room. They’ll just shout over their opponent and refuse to budge until you walk away, and then they’ll laugh in your face about how they “won” and “owned a lib”. The only way to win their game is to just not play.

[@yourfriendlach]

or they continue to antagonize personally until you get upset and go off about how "sensitive the libs are" when you literally insulted them and nothing else.

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

Actually the best way to “debate” those bad faith turds is your just make air horn noises every time they try to speak and saying “no, you are wrong” even if they are correct. Eventually they’ll get upset and leave.

[@absolutechadd8895]

Just rickroll them and leave the discord vc like a chad.

[@joycelinlgbtq]

Yeah. My human rights, my identity, my existence... Not up for "debate".

[@stinkygooby5325]

​@@Mostlyharmless1985 genius

[@gabeangel8104]

Any person whose thought process is to use violence when turned down for a date is also likely to use violence to solve other relationship conflicts. The girl who turned down the boy in her class may have saved herself from an awfully ab*sive relationship by doing so. Pretty crazy that there were people who really thought it was her fault what he did, as if well balanced, totally non-problematic people go from 0 to school sh**ter by being turned down for a date (or harass someone every day after being told no for that matter!)

[@BlueSkyBirdies]

I initially read "school sh**ter" as "school shitter" instead of "school shooter"

[@linksbetweendrinks7032]

Hey, I know that agent! Close friend of the family. I was at his funeral. And yes, according to Hill, Hickey, and my grandfather, Jackie was screaming about trying to "put John back together." Turns out when your husband's head explodes right next to you, you act irrationally.

[@misfits9294]

It is INSANE that the guy with a FUCKING GUN in his locker is not the one blamed or held accountable for his actions but it's the girl's fault for saying no. And clearly rightfully so if he was gonna shoot her and other people over this. Like what's gonna happen to her if they start dating and she does something he doesn't like? What then? What do her friends THINK is gonna happen.

[@funnyusername8635]

If this were my daughter and her friends, I would be calling their parents. I would be livid if I found out my kid said something like this to her friend or if they said it to her.

[@sistermadrigalmorning233]

​@@funnyusername8635I'd be doing that plus probably moving to get the hell away from that community if they responded that way to this.

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

That boy's parents should be held accountable for not parenting him properly

[@gabsrants]

"Is this AI generated?" belongs on all bingo cards in the future

[@election-time-news]

It's the middle square

[@Maerahn]

"Why aren't women signing up to be agents?" They ARE, genius - it's just that Jackie Kennedy already had a job... being The First Lady. 16:39 - Why is she even bothering with that sword though? She could just run at her enemies and bounce them backwards into the next town over!

[@Kimthulu]

"Walking fedora" would be a good bingo square.

[@Michaelthelast]

To be honest no one wants to be with a person who says ‘expired’ at a fucking human.

[@feuerling]

Unless it's a stand-in for "dead" to avoid censor-bots.

[@Michaelthelast]

@@feuerling fr forgot humans die but yeah, makes sense.

[@scarruby3419]

The “small bobbed” girl at 20:57 is Sadie Sink, the actress who played Max Mayfield in Stranger Things.

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

Knew it!! Thanks!!

[@WretchedDarkness]

I want a cerberus duck

[@Goofyahh_shark]

Me too

[@cookieepasel2406]

Same

[@cozy_corner_crafts]

as do i

[@timothyisstupid]

Me aswell

[@theskeletom]

I read it as Cerberus di

[@jennaheiser625]

I like how Timmy asked Dr. Woman about his balls during the class on Females (TM). Bold move.

[@Verårtu]

Timmy got that BALL of steel 😂

[@keriannekerr1876]

43:54 How DARE! I LOVE my Sisterlocs and NO ONE is going to make me give them up. Btw Click "locs" is a type of hairstyle: Traditional Dreadlocs, Microlocs, Sister/"Brother"locs etc. and the professional who makes that hairstyle for their clients is a branch of cosmotologist / hairstylist called a loctician

[@something1600]

Jacky Kennedy was trying to retrieve the part of John's skull that was blasted off by the bullet, she was in a state of shock so she took it to the hospital in hopes that the doctors could put it back.

[@Sing_A_Rebel_Song]

Which is the most heartbreaking part of all of this

[@lynneconklin917]

Also helps in forensics and for appearance for funeral. Not that she was consciously thinking any of that.

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

17:08 “I am altering the bingo. Pray I don't alter it any further.”

[@minestar2247]

*the empire's theme starts playing*

[@pilcrow182]

The thing at 7:42 is definitely bad men's anatomy, but also, it seems like it's kind of the opposite of alpha male stuff. Like it's saying, "ripped men are only ripped because they're FAILURES; the 'girly' ones are the ones with their lives together." 😅

[@ferretqueen2908]

Because as we know for some reason women are only into dumb betta males while the "real men" alphas are left behind :( *tiny violin noise*

[@rolfs2165]

"Why don't women train to be agents?" They do, though? Maybe not back in Kennedy's time, but you can bet the First Lady and her daughters have female agents assigned to them for situations when you wouldn't want a man around. That whole post is just wrong and "I made this up to get mad about".

[@TheDarwinProject1]

The post about a teen girl who was being SEXUALLY HARASSED by a boy in her classes was concerningly lacking teacher intervention! If she was being asked out that much, teachers would have noticed, so if *anyone OTHER* than the boy with the gun, its the teachers who had the power to stop it, but didn't. The boy's parents may be also to blame if they bought it for him.

[@juliejanesmith57]

Thank for reminding me, as you often do, that my imperfect husband (and I’m definitely an imperfect wife) is LIGHT YEARS beyond what I could expect from most men anywhere, and especially American men. Vids like this remind me how damned lucky I got in the whole “marriage lottery” as it were. I’m 40, he’a 45. We have been married for 15 years. He’s the kind of man you hope any woman or girl in your life would run into if they needed help on a dark street in the middle of the night (literally how our male neighbor, a father of two teenage daughters, described him to the FBI agent investigating him for his security clearance- she said she had never heard so high a compliment). And this man deserves that designation, I could write a book why. But suffice it to say that when HE sees any woman who looks under even 30 he asks me “where are their parents? Are they even old enough to DRIVE??” And it make his skin crawl when a young waitress (obviously 18+ because she served us alcohol, a law where we live) is even MILDLY flirtatious or flattering, as most are for a tip.😂 He NEVER comments on women’s bodies, and having known him for 22 years, I can honestly (and sadly) say that he is the only man who is respectful and protective of ALL women and girls, no matter their age or how attractive they are. (We come from Texas, sadly not a typical trait in men.) He has also been the sole breadwinner in our home since right after we got married and I be unexpectedly disabled, and he has never once made me feel bad about it, or made me feel like it was “his” money that I should “just” be grateful for. It’s always been “our money” and he has always taken pride in taking care of me and our home (no kids but 2 great danes 😂) and spoiling me. I appreciate these reminders of how damn lucky I am to have this man because he is Mr. Successful and the “6-6-6” (really 6’3”, 7, 6x2+figure income) man that apparently is all the rage in the shallow social media circles…. and I am NOT what people in those circles envision as “pulling” that kind of man. I was (and still really am) a basket case of trauma-induced mental illness, always struggled with my weight, Md wears my heart on mu sleeve to the point of being “emotionally needy” (especially years ago when we got together), but also sweet, caring, and loving and always grateful for everything he does. Screw stereotypes. Be the hot mess you are, girls, because that is how you get a man who will love you and all your crazy. We all know we can’t hide that crazy for a lifetime!😂

[@shadowqueen6395]

I literally had a guy a work last week having a loud phone conversation about how you can absolutely “discipline” your wife, but only open hand not closed and on and on. Like seriously? Why do you think that’s appropriate at the office?

[@WarpigA23]

Why does he think it's appropriate AT ALL?!?

[@GretchZ]

Call the cops. He was publicly admitting to a crime

[@wolvie1618]

I hope his ass gets fired.

[@nancywillaert5129]

Glad he’s not my husband 😂, my husband is a sweetheart never raised his hand to me nor our kids. But i told him from what kind of household i came and that i made a promise to myself, no man will bring me down for his own game, no man will ever hit me again, no man will belittle me ever again, and im not obligated to have sex when I don’t feel like it. He agreed that i should stand up for myself, he’s only thing was about the sex part to at least talk about things what im comfortable with and what not. I had a temper and found myself in a dark place. He pulled me out of it by standing next to me, holding me when crashing and talk to me and listen. We are now married for 31 years this year and still we go strong. I told many times its either the skillet after the head or a knife. I have ptsd due to everything my stepfather put us through. My diagnosis came late after giving birth to our children. And still working on it. When some man wants to bully me and call my husband a pussy he tells them I wouldn’t want to make her angry she’s a devil in disguise. She can defend herself don’t worry but i wont be helping you if she gets you. Only if im really in bad shape he’ll stand up for me; that’s what we agreed on.

[@nancywillaert5129]

My daughter was stalked on a train,she texted me i told her brother shoes now! dog in the trunk and off we went, my son knew that his sister was in trouble if im acting like a drill sergeant. That day i was dressed in dark cargo pants, hoodie and dark shoes, and next to me a black german shepherd. My son sat on the stairs or moved so he could watch to spot her. The moment i saw her i went in the middle of the path and she was so afraid that she didn’t even saw me! So i told Eri to fetch our kid, let the leash go and boy it was close he reached out for her but went as white as a ghost turned around and ran of. We did put a complaint down. They tried to say but he wanted to talk with her, i told them look she’s a minor and its my duty to protect her. And grown ass man doesn’t need to stalk her and wanting to grab her. They looked at the cctv with the police and they started laughing so hard when they saw him ran off. He was known by police for it. So we never had to go to court due the fact he was in prison soon after for mistreating he’s own wife and kids he nearly killed. I was glad that my dog was there because i would have a fight with that man.

[@lucialma]

4:34 does that guy know that the picture was taken in 1963, when women weren’t allowed to join the Secret Service? Currently more than 1/3 agents are women

[@BrickNewton]

There's even a character in a Jack Reacher book and she is an agent who is guarding the vice president

[@Sylphella]

16:26 The term incel originally started as "invcel, and it was started by a bisexual Canadian woman named Alana who started a mailing list that was meant to help support people who were struggling with their romantic lives. It wasn't until an infamous spree killing in 2014 that the term was taken over by disgusting bitter men.

[@valpet4944]

I am relieved to not find posts about mansplaining female reproductive processes in this video (which unfortunately are common). I recently came across a thread about a cis male lawyer explaining to women why pads and tampons shouldn't be low priced/free. There were like 30 women trying to explain why they are indispensable, but he kept thinking that if women survived without them all these centuries it was because they are a luxury. Like... He's not even a doctor. He doesn't even have a functional uterus. How can he be so sure? Do you know what also didn't exist before and yet humanity survived? Penicillin. And people used to live to be 50 if they were lucky.

[@falleithani5411]

While I almost entirely agree with you, your counterpoint is not well-executed, as it's based on a misunderstanding. The 'people used to live to be 50 if they were lucky' thing is mostly a myth, from confusion about how life expectancy is calculated and what it means. As a general rule, most people who survived their own childhood would live to be 60 or more, throughout history. The average lifespan was so low because babies and children were dying in droves. The elderly _are_ living longer, but that change has mostly been an increase from a senior population of about 60-80 throughout most of history, to one of about 70-100 today. That said, penicillin is still a great example. I'd also recommend vaccines, soap, toilets, toilet paper, running water, and 911. There aren't many people who genuinely want to live in a world where most people don't have access to those.

[@morganablackwater2017]

Men who talk like that should face consequences - like forceful education in locked up facility so he not only sit in the class but also have time to think about what he done wrong...

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

For people who think that women don't need "luxury" items like pads and tampons because they survived without them in history, should have toilet paper taken from them. Have them deal with it the way people did before toilet paper was invented. Then give them pinecones to use... Pads and tampons are call sanitary items for a reason and less women get sick when using them! I can't imagine reusing a rag without having real detergent to clean them thoroughly and have old blood and bacteria still on it.

[@Aroacerat]

Although I am allergic to penicillin, meaning it doesn’t make a difference for me, I do agree. Yeah, just because it didn’t exist before doesn’t mean it help people live a lot longer.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Make him wipe with corn cobs.

[@jase_allen]

9:18 "I dare someone to 'debete' me in discord..." Ugh, this gives off such desperate "pick me!" vibes. 🙄

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

Would be a fun opportunity to troll someone

[@Juicedbelmont]

I think the sniffly 🤓☝️ redditor voice is perfect for that guy

[@lingodelfo5415]

​@@thegreatandterrible4508 especially the debunking part, I can see the troll ranting for 15 minutes about why LGBT isn't real, you listen politely, then grab your same-sex partner and aggressively make out in front of the camera until the troll signs out

[@meh2510]

I had the admin remove your account. You obviously made a typo when dared someone to 'debete' you, so I took your challenge and had you deleted. You're welcome.

[@Jacqueline_Thijsen]

It sounded like a badly mannered ten year old.

[@Opinionatedboo]

My mom had a flourishing career in the 70-90s in India while most of my friends moms were SHMs. She had that while being married to my dad with 3 kids. She was a feminist. She helped so many women get educated and empowered. She didn’t tell them NOT to follow the traditional route. This time when I went to India, I met so many people who told me about how my mom was their matchmaker with their husbands. Being a feminist is NOT about rejecting everything feminine or traditionally feminine. It is about choice. You have the choice to chose what YOU want.

[@evem6154]

Absolutely. I am a "raging feminist" and a SAHM. The one thing that would have prevented that is capitalism. Thankfully I have partners who make enough money to able to afford staying home. The enemy isn't feminism. It's capitalism trying to milk everyone of their last coin.

[@FoxyWoxy1987]

Locs are a hairstyle typically worn by black people! They're visually similar to dreadlocks, but aren't the same. Locs are made by braiding, twisting, coiling, or palm rolling strands of hair together to make it seem rope-like. :D You've probably seen the hairstyle before but didn't know what it was called. They tend to be pretty thick too

[@majasteinchen]

Hey, that's pretty cool. Thank you for the information! :) I just googled it and you are right, we probably all have seen it somewhere and now I know there's a correct word for it. It's beautiful when it suits the person.

[@FoxyWoxy1987]

@@majasteinchen Of course! Happy to inform 😁

[@janemiettinen5176]

I had to google them too. The difference is so small, I dont know if I could tell them apart, especially further away. Both look cool to me :)

[@crypticlol]

Ah yes Dreadlocs They are so pretty I just don't like when people say "huh duh, only black women can use locs because otherwise this is racist"

[@wolvie1618]

​@@crypticlol well not every ethnicity has the hair type to have locs. Most people of European decent for example have the wrong hair type for that. And trying to make the wrong hair type into locs can cause damage and even rot.

[@rorymcelroy1887]

I love that Click keeps putting actually wholesome on the bingo cards. He never gives up

[@Whooachannel]

The post where the girl was blamed for the guy bringing a gun to school, i sincerely hope she cut off EVERYONE that blamed her for saying no. That mindset is insane and DANGEROUS for the girl. And it also is the reason why men are never held accountable and its become so normal for a girl to have to "play nice" when rejectinf a guy. And girks life should NEVER be put at risk just because she said no. Men need to be taught to handle rejection and that they are NOT entitled to a woman just because they want her. This is why women choose the bear over men

[@GSSAGE7]

14:14 Fun story. The fanservice in One Piece famously got noticable once the writer got married... to a Nami (character in this picture) cosplayer.

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

If that’s true that’s actually kinda cute.

[@HarutoVa]

Whats more funny is that she is more sexualised in the anime than the manga. I never read it but saw some panels that were normal compared to the anime. I am pretty sure the only reason he has to put fanservice in his manga is because of shounen jump becajse it wouldnt be considered a shounen without fanservice in his time.

[@Logitah]

​@@HarutoVa Oda: "Fanservice?! Aeuuuhhh.... HAVE SOME BOOBS!!!!" 😂

[@cryochick9044]

I have only had 3 interactions with one peice really. Seeing that meme A video talking about the fact that you cant get a woman who actually looks like the women in the anime, and someone berating me because I had the audacity to comment on that video talking about anime saying that that may be the reason I dislike a lot of anime, because Im not a fan of absurd proportions. Overall I have nothing wrong with anime people can enjoy it if they want, just people can be really shitty about character looks for no reason.

[@jayamilapersson4030]

@@cryochick9044 I can see your point, I kinda like fanservice in animes but I also enjoy more realistic animes as well, the story is more important to me I guess. I choose anime depending on my mood, and I take anime for just as it is, entertainment, I dont analyse, I just watch and enjoy it for what it is.

[@alexmcd378]

Iirc all those Greek statues have small members because small members were seen as refined and civilized, and large ones were considered animal like. So doing the "aristocratic something or other of the small hung man " version of the meme can be done and would even be historically accurate 😂

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

Those same classical statues of women have small breasts as well. So accurate on both counts.

[@asierx7047]

Would be _more_ accurate than the original post for sure, since you have actual statues to compare to lol

[@britishwerewolf6153]

I think 56:08 has confused human “birds” (slag term for women in northern and middle England) with actual avians.

[@SB-cz9vo]

30:30 It is called a vacation. Oh, right, that is a concept that is hidden from the general population in the USA, and you are guildtripped if you try to take one.

[@isabelleisabelle4896]

In France, a holiday-friendly country, it's called "année sabbatique" and it's treated the same way as in US. Holy crap, we already have 5 weeks, who needs a whole year ?

[@Werevampiwolf]

I will say, the coloring of the Cerberus Duck looks more like a penguin than a duck. Still adorable though

[@minestar2247]

Penguin are frost level ducks

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Penguins are not duck. That was definitely a penguin.

[@aduckofsomesort]

Any animal can be a duck if you want it to be.

[@barrylangille3523]

@@aduckofsomesort quack

[@aduckofsomesort]

@@barrylangille3523 that’s the spirit

[@adrianna4326]

23:10 I will never blame a couple for being in functional, loving relationship… But sometimes that age gap does be looking odd when it’s close to a decade in difference. I’ll give 2 examples: My own mother is 9 years older than my dad (although both are technically baby boomers, my dad shares more traits with gen x); they have been in constant fights over chore splitting, how to raise me, and when making big financial decisions. Example 2, I found out a guy I was going on a date with (I had just turned 19 at the time, circa 2016) was 28 YEARS OLD?! I promptly ghosted him, because I was not about to date someone who was about to turn 30 and wanted to settle down with a family. Like bro, I was barely a year over legal age! I was in my first semester of college! Take a hint, different points in life and differing opinions in the direction of it are not good points for starting a relationship. I understand falling in love with someone’s looks, but please do your research to make sure your “theory” of dating will be worthwhile lol. This is sadly a reality for younger girls, especially the ones that are barely out of their teen years. We might as well forget about the notion of finding ourselves in our twenties; because that won’t happen when mature women, rightfully so, have learned to not put up with the immature men around their age, so the men look to young girls that have not learned to be wary of that behavior yet. The oblivious men see the women of their generation at fault for their lack of emotional and mental connection; rather than fixing their own undesirable behaviors. That’s why a big age gap will more likely lead to problems in a relationship, and I caution anyone before entering one. It’s a more common occurrence than you think.

[@starchildofthesun]

I have zero self preservation when my loved ones are in danger. I stood up to my abusive father when I was a kid because he yelled at my best friend and I knew he would have hurt my friend if given the chance. I have no fear in the moment, after the fact I may have a total panic attack for doing something so utterly stupid as standing up to a guy with a gun or an abusive a--hole who has no problem hurting kids, but in the moment myself preservation goes out the window.

[@CircusFoxxo]

No no click, people who call adults expired want people to have children at 12 specifically with them

[@alinesarabia1544]

I have struggled with acne most of my life. For some people, it is just an adolescent thing, and it clears up when they are in their 20s. For some, it is just chronic and requires more than over-the-counter products. Unfortunately, the only thing that worked for me was accutane, which is almost impossible for AFAB people to get prescribed (yet another example of misogyny in healthcare). I've had 2 doctors refuse to prescribe. Once I was able to get on it, the acne was cured. I was well into my 30s, and I still have scars (both physically and mentally).

[@TovahMarieShore]

49:08 That's why women were so all about expensive jewelry. It was something you could easily shove in a hand bag and run if they had to. It was also easy to pawn off for a descent amount of money until the person in question could get a job.

[@melissagraham4157]

15:00 i find these especially funny because in a womans body, the cervix is between 3-6 inches up inside the you know what, and cant be penetrated. so hypothetically, even if it WAS big enough to go all the way up to the lungs...it wouldnt.

[@ferretqueen2908]

Plus the average male junk is also 6" the biggest ever recorded was 18", so how they thought this was anatomically correct in any way is pretty frigging stupid

[@annak804]

Um you do know that some girls can most definitely take the biggest penis in the world and say he's still inadequate. And some women can indeed fit it quite easily it's just not common

[@keythealien]

Anyone remember the college guy with a 13" ween who complained online constantly about not being able to get a girlfriend and girls not wanting to bang him because after they tried they said it hurt too much? No? Just me?

[@genesisofthebetween]

@@ferretqueen2908 18??? holy shit…did he have to get like tailor-made pants or something

[@ferretqueen2908]

@@genesisofthebetween probably, and even then I can't imagine sitting on that would be very comfortable

[@emiliawrede8452]

just found your channel 2 weeks ago and I gotta say your videos are really carrying me through my depression rn. lifes hard sometimes. so thx for making me smile :)

[@msbluejayway]

About the kayaking story: why do they care? Because their own lives suck and they are jealous of other people who seemed to enjoy their lives more than they do. This is the only way they can pretend they are "better" than the others.